-Video Game Logic Thread -
Post your favorite bits of video game logic
>>557662107
This is gold
I am playing arx fatalis at the moment...
Rub a chicken 20 times and see what happens.
>>557662107
Bump for the lulz
>>557662709
Bump for moar of this epic shit
>>557662970
security's pretty tight around here
>>557662970
what game is this ?
>>557662308
aw man, i have that on steam. Never could get far in that game. It's complex and a bit obtuse, but really interesting
>>557663253
Fallout 3. holy shit are 8 years old? lol
For th love of god MOAR
>>557664097
>>557663802
i loved this game and did the same when i was on that desert island
this gif is gold
Diablo II
>KILL SATAN
>REQUIRE A KEY TO OPEN A WOODEN CHEST
>>557663802
>>557664191
I swear those things were the first time I ever used that Overdrive move myself.
>>557664308
This shit. I can dual wield hammers while endlessly slaying demons but I can't fucking open a wooden chest.
oh and contributan i guess
>>557664201
fuckin sims, i always knew there was something deeply sinister in those characters.
>>557664229
fuck off back to reddit
>>557664558
I hate reddit. I got all my shit from here or from vg.
>>557663506
every fps ever
>>557664682
mostly true, but i remember sniping with a shotgun in the original Mass Effect
>>557664858
>>557664763
what is this game, i lol'd
>>557664763
HotChickenWingsAftermath.gif
>>557664858
>>557664763
>>557664542
>>557664387
>>557664229
>>557664201
>>557664097
>>557664002
>>557663963
>>557663915
>>557663802
>>557664960
Glitches/unrealism =/= video game logic
>>557664993
Arma I think.
>>557665070
Well no one was posting, and I'm bored. So fuck you.
>>557664387
I see no reason with this? It's a game that lets you do pretty much whatever.
>>557665195
fuc you
>>557665070
unrealism=game using a diff't logic=videogamelogic
Get bent
>>557665159
pissed myself
>>557665040
:^) HEH
>>557663506
filename
>>557662107
>>557665045
What game is that?
>>557665732
Boku No Pico
>>557665732
war thunder
>>557665645
>>557665637
Finally some actual video game logic.
>>557665637
>>557666021
>>557662709
top kek, 11/10 would laugh again
>>557665928
For you anon.
>>557666067
>>557666115
>>557664948
Fuck yeah.
pls moar
>>557666167
>>557665928
Mothafucka, all you do is complain. No contributing at all. GTFO
>>557662107
>>557666252
>>557666115
even better, kill the thalmore guards and set the prisoner free = 1000 bounty
>>557666273
>>557666315
>>557666568
This is video game logic.
>>557666441
This is just a glitch.
>>557665252
navn?
>>557666641
I'm posting glitches just for you anon-kun.
>>557666568
>>557666810
>>557666674
Plot hole/=video game logic. Ever read a book or watch a movie lately? they are full of them
>>557666892
>>557663253
Are u fucking serious nigger
>>557666940
The flying dutchman.
>>557666945
>>557666167
what game is this?
>>557667101
AoE is the shit
>>557666993
Maybe he isn't a fucking beta who plays video games 24/7
>>557662835
the sheer amount of time it must have taken to do that is staggering
>>557667156
darker souls 3: return to hyrule
>>557667286
Ever tried to swim even in light medieval armour?
>>557665645
>>557667347
yea, it's not as hard as it looks, the armor is hollow so you basically float but your feet arent as good at kicking with footwear on.
>>557663506
God damn, HL2 was totally guilty of this as well
>>557666940
that's actually pretty awesome
>>557664201
What version of the Sims is this?
>>557664041
kek
>>557662571
lost my shit
>>557667417
>>557667471
Stop, just stop it.
>>557667479
Pretty much every game where they are really uncreative with creative a linear experience (linear does not equal bad, it's just that a lot of people use it as an excuse to make a lazy-ass game).
>>557667479
>>557663506
What's wrong about this one? Yeh, it doesn't help much but irl some perople would definitely do this.
>>557667558
It's from leaked footage of the CEO of EA playing the sims 4.
>>557662107
What game is this? Judging from shitty graphics, it's a pretty crappy game.
>>557667662
creating a linear experience*
>>557667704
>Judging a game on graphics alone
noob
>>557667658
>>557667698
Didn't get that one
>>557665070
That dwarf fortress one isn't a glitch, it's a feature.
>>557665070
then what the fuck is the OP asshole?
>>557666940
Which game is this, looks like GTA engine.
>>557667873
> glitches/unrealism
> unrealism
>>557668012
Assassin's Creed Black Flag i'm pretty sure.
>>557667815
Just watch this video and by the end you'll probably get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c_QY0dnI-M
>>557662835
>septium
>>557667963
Video game logic. What people post after him is not, except for ThJDssBr
>>557667156
darksiders 2
>>557665159
saved, i pissed myself too
>>557664479
Actually Erik the Red was the first known European to discover America. He could have been fighting Aztecs.
>>557665559
fuck yes this guy
>>557668110
Ah, that's why I've never played it.
>>557668060
A dwarf could totally stab a lion with a thrown lion corpse and nothing you can say will convince me it is unrealistic.
>>557668414
Still not video game logic.
>>557668458
>>557668458
I bet you're fun to hang out with.
>>557668458
So a chair exploding is video game logic, but being able to launch a lion corpse into another lion to kill it (as a viable way to attack your enemies) is not video game logic.
Cool story bro
>>557668458
>>557665252
Vad har detta med OP att göra?
>>557668604
>kfc_withdrawels.gif
>>557668458
Are you mentally handicapped? If you are you have to tell me.
>>557668604
So is datamoshing video game logic?
>>557662308
>Rub a chicken 20 times
What happens?
>>557668935
It is.
>>557668935
>>557668848
You are mentally handicapped if you cannot tell apart glitches and video game logic, like:
>>557667101
>>557666945
>>557666892
>>557666810
>>557666801
>>557666568
>>557666273
>>557666167
>>557666115
>>557666067
>>557666021
I feel so sorry for your parents.
>>557668935
stop fucking whining
>>557668935
>>557669054
I think you're the one crying about it as if he's on a regular forum
>>557669136
What do forums suddenly have to do with /b/
>>557668935
>datamoshing
>not character deformation
Pic related, real datamoshing
fixed the thread for you guys
>>557669054
The horse being able to report you is a glitch. But this glitch counts?
>>557669054
Please continue sperging out for our entertainment.
>>557669176
Normal forums ban people for going off-topic
This is /b/ this thread could easily be turned into a nigger/nazi/gore thread with one post
>>557669054
No one in the thread agrees with you, now let me give you a hint here; everybody else in the thread isn't wrong.
The dwarf fortress thing is a fucking feature. There have been glitches posted, that is not one of them. In dwarf fortress it is also a video game logic that necromancers can raise the skin flayed from dwarfs and cuts of meat from your storage.
You just don't fucking get dwarf fortress man.
>>557662508
that was all i ever used to use sheep for
>>557669289
don't you just hate SJW's?
let's have some historical pictures in this thread
>>557662709
my sides
>>557668763
poor guy
>>557669532
SJW's are the worst.
I could go for more history though.
>>557669532
>>557669151
>joyreactor.com
why do people keep doing this? The original source is whompcomic.com
>>557668763
>daisy getting what she deserves
>>557669250
ah yes. much better
>>557669717
>>557669782
Thread topic successfully forgone
>>557667417
Stopped watching at *Le Jump*
Mission accomplished gentlemen. The thread is in ruins, the retard has left. What next?
>>557669382
They have another use?
WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THE GODDAMN PICTURES WITHOUT BEING INSANE SHITFUCKERS?
>>557662394
Holy shit lost it. Im about to try this
>>557670120
Yeah guys just take a look and no discussion
>>557670120
>>557670120
Little late for that.
>>557670120
No
>>557669974
fuck that topic
>>557670120
Fuck you guy
>>557670406
Video game glitch gifs are reaction image goldmines.
>>557664948
don't forget auto shotty sniping in every Counter Strike.
fucking broken ass hitboxes..
>>557670541
>>557667217
Get out.
>>557668935
>>557669054
go away
this thread's great, glitches are as funny as video game logic even if they don't quite fit the topic.
And you know, an argument could be made for them fitting the topic. What is illogical in reality can still work in a video game. Whether it's a glitch or not doesn't matter--it's still happening in a video game and, by its existence, apparently logical in its universe, and is thus video game logic.
Stop shitting in the punch bowl.
>>557670585
Game?
>>557670740
I attended the thread like a year ago where someone bought it, don't know if anyone has screens or anything.
>>557670803
chivalry: medieval warfare
>>557670803
I think it's War of the Roses
>>557670831
I might have screens but I don't know where they are. My /b/ folder is fucking huge.
>>557669791
??
>>557665252
jokes on you buddy i saved it
>>557663253
>is dis nignog serious?
>>557670878
Nigga, that's first person
>>557670831
dafuq are you talking about
>>557670706
kinda late for that huh faggot
>>557671028
what if I told you you can switch between first and third person
>>557671082
Then I guess I was wrong
>>557671216
I think he had a lower medicine score in that playthrough.
>>557664445
dam that game was fun. i remember how intense it was trying to pick and choose your allies trying to survive with all the giant cities near you.
>>557663506
What game?
>>557668763
she deserved the last one
>>557671216
lol happened in my last playthrough with multiple NPCs until I restarted the game
>>557665040
lel
>>557667626
proving once again that futbol is for homosexuals.
>>557664041
>this kills the nord
>>557669054
>>557666252
Every time.
>>557670120
>>557669054
Well then I have some bad news, friend
>>557663253
>>557663454
>>557666993
>>557670993
>>557663253
>>557672713
>>557663802
>Rusty
Oh hey there Tipping Forties.
>>557665430
>360 and walk away
>>557672972
I wonder how long it'll take before someone's newfaggotry is showing
>>557669259
>>557662970
Panzer Dragoon Saga
>>557673080
>implying it will not end as always trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>>557669054
I get it now. If its not explained to you in meme form, your Reddit mind doesn't understand
>>557673080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOT_3U4rZM
>>557673274
Oh god, I actually laughed, because I clicked it, then read the title after a second and as soon as I read the word GEDDAN it spazzed out. The timing was so perfect, no timing will ever be as perfect.
>>557668112
>He creates a roof-sized hole in the roof
wtf
>>557667286
they learned in it black flag.
>>557665803
>kek
>>557673638
How do you not get that? It's how /b/ says he destroyed the roof with the force of his exit.
>>557671427
MOAR INFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
>>557667698
>implying you don't play as an AI that shuts the oxygen off.
>implying you don't play as an AI that thinks faster than light.
Deploy the Chumpkins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDIwvYkx8
>>557673990
First time being out of the cave in a while I see.
>>557673990
It's Beyond 2 Souls. Ellen Page was in it, and there was a shower scene. They did full body motion to do the graphics, but you didn't see her breasts. Then a video got leaked from the company that showed her fully rendered nude, when they were specifically contracted not to render her breasts down.
I played it, its alright, not as good as Heavy Rain.
>>557663506
What game is this? It looks cool.
>>557672105
>>557674975
it's neat how some shrunk down blurry video game cap can look almost realistic. i wonder how many generations of graphical development we are from actual photo realistic games. i'd say within 30 years is a realistic estimate.
>>557670353
fuckin top kek m8
>>557667417
>>557670590
auto shotty sniping in every Counter Strike? are you retarded?
>>557672752
>>557673497
AH HA HA AH HA!
>>557665254
You showed him.
>>557663253
It's Fallout 3.
>>557669259
suzaku?
>>557676997
enjoying the hollidays aren't you
>>557669851
is this the video called "daisy's destruction" of which i've heard so much?
>>557665159
> Implying he couldn't just kick the door himself.
>>557677614
It's amazing how much butthurt a simple "Le" in the middle of a dump causes.
>>557662885
What the hell, why is the text hungarian?