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ITT we start a new religion. 1 decides what we call it.
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Semenism
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Niggology
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Niggerism
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dogafroapplejuiceism
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>>557595787
Op is fgt
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Exorsism
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>>557595787
Faggotism
op is the ultimate faggot
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>>557595787
Matt Bellamy
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hollow point niggerism
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>>557595787
Atheism
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Matt Bellamy
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Retrogradism
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Opiefagism
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>>557595787
Faggologism (or the abbreviation O.P.)
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/b/rothers of niggletude
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Memeism
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Matt Bellamy plz
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Christianity
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4chanism
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>>557595787
niggercockism
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www.wylem.com
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nigger
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Ismism
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The Burning Church of Faggots
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>>557596337
re-roll
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church of the holy moot
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The great niggars of the deep ocean
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>>557596681
Wtf is that shitty winrar.
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>>557595787
New Mormonism, We blow up peoples houses
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>>557596649
reroll
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>>557596681
The Church of Re-roll it is
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>>557595787

The church of anonymity.

We believe that the internet is a conscious being (it certainly has enough nodes to do so), comprised of millions of anonymous users. This anonymity is sacred and should be protected to protect the sanctity of the consciousness.
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SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!
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>>557596748
Something to due with the planet Mars.
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>557596681
We are the Church of Retrogradism.

69 rolls for our god's name and 9 gets to choose our depiction.
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>>557596880
faggot
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>>557596669
Was just gonna scroll by this shit thread till I seen this...rolling for The Burning Church of Faggots
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boorism
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>>557596952

No u
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>>557596951
moot, for both
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Hitlerism
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Autism.
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>>557596951
trayvon martin
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>>557596951
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>>557597023
Yeah because that's just so hilarious
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>>557597125
moot is both our god incarnate and high priest
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>>557597089

Fitting depiction.
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>>557596951
Hitler
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>>557597089

>gods depiction

I...I don't know what to feel
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>>557596951
Loom
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The dental lord's
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>>557597262
Whyumad?.jpeg


Faggot
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Our God is called analog and he's a cube that craps binary strings
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Rolling for our god MC Ride
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Jesus' arch nemisis the son of judas
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Binarism?
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Our god is Ricky, an obese mexican man.
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>>557597089
We have a depiction.
We need a name
Expanding roll to 65,66,67,68,69
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>>557597173
reroll
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>>557597781
winrar
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>>557597352
I have to roll for this
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>>557597792
le anonymoos army
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>>557597462
Well thought out argument
>ya mams
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Rollin for 9
>pic related
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McMahonism
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>>557596951
Antonyo Fantana here, Slipknot's biggest #1 fan
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Our God is Nachotron the defecator
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>>557597792
Anusbleed
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Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
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>>557597957
What argument?

You bitched like a faggot so I called you a faggot...deal with it.
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Antisocialism hahahahaand cndothe
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>>557598179
reroll
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>>557597792
red
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Randomism
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>>557598231
Ain't nobody bitched moran that was sarcasm musta flew right over your very small head
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>>557597792
Expanding again.
60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69
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>>557597792
toothpaste
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>>557598379
need coldsteel the hedgeheg
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>>557598474
Fuck yeah
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Gay nigger rape of the christian church of Muhammad and the burning saints.
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>>557598534
god damn it
uhh
HYUNDAI
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>>557598534
cheese
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>>557598534
cheese [2]
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lubricationism
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moot
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>>557598478
Sarcasm on the internet...try harder faggot
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>>557599273
I didn't have to try so hard with ya mams
>b
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Gypsy Sky Man
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>>557599467
we have a name people, bit of a mouthful though
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>>557596067
Tru dat tru dat. OP is indeed a fgt
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faggotus, the eternal hole
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>>557596075
All hail the supreme faggot OP.
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>>557599625
IDHTTSHWYM
idhitshwym
I dick-hit shy womyn?
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faggotism
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Steve Huffman
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>>5575The Almighty Based God
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>>557597792
>>557598534

ONONYNOUS
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>>557599625
Ya mams knows all about mouthfuls
>Mostly
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>>557600768
We are the Church of Retrogradism!
We serve the Almighty Based God.
96 decides how we pray
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>>557600802
re roll
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>>557600768
obligatory winrar reply
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by forming a butthole fingering circle while singing the jimmy neutron theme song
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>>557600901
Oh thank you based God, for blessing us with a perfect day to bask in the goodness of retrograde. Amen, and fuck you.
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>>557600901
>how we pray
You mean words, actions or posture?
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>>557596951
Moot for god
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>>557600901
our father who art in the webz,
thy waifu cum, thy will be done on dick as it is in turn 7
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>>557601438
10/10
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>>557600901
Dick in toaster
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>>557600901
Scream profanity and racism
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Our prayer should involve splicing footage of Dominique Moceanu from the '96 Olympics with McKayla Maroney from the '12 Olympics to make it look like they are scissoring.
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>>557600901
Thread isn't active enough for 96
9X decides how we pray
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every time you think about Retrogradism you must put your hand to your heart and whisper "thank you based God"

it is againsRetrogradism to think about Retrogradism. you can think about based God
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>>557601773
tried this method of prayer before, sick stuck in portable fan.
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>>557601924
Reroll
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We already did it's called mothism
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>>557601790
Rerolles
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Sacrifice virgins from /b/
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Broccoli Suds
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>>557600901
By having gay sex.
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Jerking off to loli porn, obviously.
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>>557600901
we pray by creating epik junejunes for the based g0d
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>>557602564
Sacrifice the two guys on /b/ who aren't virgins?
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>>557602107
We shall gather and pray will grabbing our dicks and masterbating on /MLP/'s board.
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>>557602107
Licking kitty butts.
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>>557602761
rerell
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>>557601773
re-roll
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Our prayer shall be shooting up schools.
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dubstep
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>>557602997
Winrar
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>>557602997
I'm not joining this religion anymore
.
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>>557602997
Shit.
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>>557602119
reroll
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>>557602997
We are the Church of Retrogradism.
We worship the Almighty Based God
We pray to the sound of Dubstep

7 rolls for what our most sacred relic is and 2 gets how we use it.
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>>557602107
We protest against niggers, chinks, and everything in between!
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>>557603375
Our relic is the ball pit.

We pee in it.
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>>557602997
Suddenly I'm not feeling so... Faithful.
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>>557603447
>7 rolls for our most sacred relic
>niggers, chinks, and everything in between!
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>>557603561
re-roll
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>>557603375
A jar of frozen Aryan cum.
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>>557603561
Re-roll
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>>557603447
>niggers, chinks, everything in between
>>557603742
>we pee in it
It is done.
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>>557603561
reroll
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>>557603375
nigger cock
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>>557596075
Praise ultimate faggot OP.
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>>557601232
this
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>>557603561
bal bit roll
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>>557603447
>>557603742
We are the church of Retrogradism.
We praise the Almighty Based God
We pray to the sound of Dubstep.
Non-whites are the sacred relic on which we pee,

1, 2, and 3 for other miscellaneous beliefs (only 3).
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>>557604684
Our sacrament is rape jokes on tumblr and twitter.
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>>557604684
We also worship dogs.
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>>557604684
We believe that if a man has a dick smaller than 6 inches, he can't be portrayed as a man and thus his dick gets cut off
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SANTA DOES EXIST
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>>557605485
pls.
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niggers tongue our anuses
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>>557605702
Winrar
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>>557605702
Newfags are baptized in a ball pit.

Only one per post, weenie
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Every virgin man must lose his virginity by being anally raped by a huge black cockmaster, while every girl, independent of virginity status, must be raped anually by all members of this church.
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>>557605967
sorry bout that
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We ban porn.
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>>557606387
re-roll
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Everyone gets on terrabyte of loli porn when you join
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>>557603375
But dubstep is shitty
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>>557606692
it's official
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>>557606692
We believe Dubstep is horrid, despite praying to it.

One more
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We must fap in front of our families on easter day, while cosplaying as a loli.
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>>557606934
Thank you anon. You have restored part of the balance in this religion.
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>>557606934
We shall believe that shrek was the son of our Based God.
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>>557607267
Reroll
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The Democrat party is evil and must be eradicated.
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>>557607503
winrar
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>>557607503
We are the Church of Retrogradism
We praise the Almighty Based God whose son is Shrek
We pray to the sound of Dubstep, despite it being horrid.
Our most precious relic are non-whites, on which we urinate.
New members must be baptized in the ball pit.

9 rolls for what we call our holy book. 8 gets what day we pray on.
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>>557596951
moot
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>>557608167
Rape manual
Or Wednesday, if I roll 8
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mein kampf
Feb 29
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>>557608167
Guide to Sex with Children

Monday
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>>557608370
FUCK
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>>557608167
We worship screencapped greentexts, on Wednesday.
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>>557608635
re-roll
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>>557608465
Reroll for rape manual
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Hitler did nothing wrong
20 April
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>>557608818
Monday is our day of prayer

9 for holy book
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>>557608167
Top 10 Tips To Be Better At Rape
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Bleach Manga
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>>557608914
How to shove a fish up your peehole.
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this is our holy book
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One more try
"Whens Mahvel"
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>>557608945
Top 10 Tips To Rape Little Black Children
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>>557609247
This please
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the way to have sex with children, and, how to get away with it
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Combined Works of Emily DickInSon
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The Evils of Homosex
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>>557609458
reroll
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>>557609849
winzip.bin
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>>557608167
The ancient book of dubstep-ism.

If I get date: 9/11
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>>557610007
Reroll
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The revelation of the prophet Rob Ford
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>>557609849
We are the Church of Retrogradism
We worship the Almighty Based God, whose son is Shrek
On Monday, we pray to the horrid sounds of Dubstep.
Newcomers must be baptized in the ball pit after the reading of "The Way to Have Sex With Children and How to Get Away With It"

4 Decides policy on women
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>>557610007
Rolilol
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Fuckball
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>>557610424
Polygamy, forced circumcision of the clit
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>>557610424
All women are propery
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>>557610424
they do not exist
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>>557610424
None allowed. They'll ruin it.
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>>557610584
Fucking retard.
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They're equal, if not better, than all of men.
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>>557610842
>FEMANON DETECTED.
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They are treated as a mode of transportation.
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>>557611029
this
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>>557611029
Reroll
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pwendiltendilastirdinism
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>>557611029
roll thsi shit nig
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>>557611029
even moar role
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Women are treated as pets and there only task is to cook and warm thy ballsack.
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>>557611849
reroll,llllll,;llllll
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>>557611029
Was it 4? Check the 4.
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>>557611849
double rerolling for it
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>>557612057
Retooling because pets
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>>557611029
REROLL
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>>557611029
4 get
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>>557596075
hail OP
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>>557612714
winrar
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>>557612714

We are the Church of Retrogradism
We worship the Almighty Based God, whose son is Shrek
On Monday, we pray to the horrid sounds of Dubstep.
Newcomers must be baptized in the ball pit after the reading of "The Way to Have Sex With Children and How to Get Away With It"
Women are but a means of transportation
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>>557613098
This is the end of the thread for me, if some fag anon wants to take my place and do more, go ahead.
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>>557613098
So we can fuck while we go to work? Nice.
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>>557613098
gg
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