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34 tells me what I do with it.

>pic very related
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>throw it at your mom
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>>557504172
mail them to me
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Fuck yourself with it.
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shove it in ur dickhole
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>>557504172
Take your shit-tier candy and leave.

Just leave.

Go on.

We're waiting.

WAAAAAAITIIING.


PLEASE GO.
NOW.
NOW.
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put it in your moms cleavage
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>>557504437
>shit-tier candy
>implying Haribo makes shit-tier candy
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Stick it in your anus with timestamp
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>go to Washington DC
>throw it over the white house fence
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Put in microwave until molten hot, place on eyeball.
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Up your ass with timestamp
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You fuckin eat it.

Nigger.
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>>557504263
REROLLLLLLLLL YASD AWOD OAWD
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>>557505118
reroll this guys, I wanna eat it
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>>557505117
rollin4dis
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look out the window wait for someone to come and throw it at them and say happy halloween motherfucker
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put it in your ass
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Put it in a blunder, then drink it, wrapper included
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>>557504172
unwrap all candies and eoll them all into one long thing sausage then shove the entirety in your urethra you also have to make a timestamped video of you ding this
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Jizz on it then eat it, wrapper and all, live stream it.
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Shove individual bits up your nose and in your ears and penis
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cum on it
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Eat it and never return to /b/ again
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>>557505976
roll
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Record you eating it and put it on Youtube.
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>>557504172
i don't know if any of you guys realize but this is the OP who did this
4archive.org/b/557112384
>same background
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90% of these post are put it up your ass, be a little more creative guys
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>>557505745
reroll
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>put it in the freezer
>wait until frozen and take it out of said freezer
> throw it at person nearest to you as hard as you can
>take video of action and reaction
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>>557506180
>fixed link
4archive.org/b/res/557112384
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>>557504172
take them out one by one, call them a nigger and upload the video on youtube with the title "bag of less squishy niggers"
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>>557506535
so close
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>>557506778
reroll
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Eat it with the wrapper on.
pics or it didnt happen
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>>557504172
in the pooper
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>>557505117
This
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>>557506778
reroll
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>>557507369
Up ass...
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>>557507729
dis
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Maoam in pooper
Timestamp
Also look at that dirty lime getting freaky with that poor strawberry #strawberryrights #nomeansno #feminism #landwhaleseatmaoam
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One under each eyelid, force wrapping down japs eye, slice open scrotum and drip blood on the rest then eat. Pics with timestamp pls.
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>>557508820
give or take this..
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>>557509241
Keep goinggggggggggggg
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>>557504172
Put in microwave for 4 minutes
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up your virgin ass
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>>557504172
put birthday candle in it and sing birthday song on camera
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Sacrifice it to don cheadle
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>>557509710
Rolling for this
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Up the ass it goes
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up your ass fgt
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put it in your belly button :D
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live stream this
use it as dildo on your mom
use it as dildo on your dad
lick it
shove it up your butt
eat it
profit(!..)
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>>557504172

stick them up your ass and record it

one by one
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shove up pooper
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>>557509710
Yes please
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stick in ass then pull out and eat it.
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in ass then eat the shity thing
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>>557509710
Thisss
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>>557509710
Rolling
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>>557504172
Keep it in your left pants pocket everyday for the rest of your life.
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Blow a bubble from your asshole
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>>557509710
Happy birthday anon
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>>557509710
Anything but this
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>>557509710
Rolling for happy birthday
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>>557504172
Pornography
Get the lemon one, they're fucking on it
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it is delicious, eat it
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>>557509710
Yay this
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shove it in ur ass with timestamp
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Chew it up a bit into cum receptacle shape. Cum on it, eat it.
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in ass with a timestamp
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Shit on it and eat it.
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>>557509710
Thiiiiiiis please
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Eat it through your nostril, post video as proof
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>>557512407
dis
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put it in your mouth - take it out.
Rub it on your dick - shit on it and burn it down
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>>557509710
Here it comes
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put it in your mouth and eat it
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>>557512407
This again
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>>557509710

reroll for the only original suggestion here
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burn it down with timestamp
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>>557509710
rolling for birthday wishes
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>>557512407
This
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>>557509710
Let's keep going
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>>557509710
Rollerino
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>>557508554
>>557507729
>>557507369
>>557505117
Samefag
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>>557509710
Yeahhhhhhh
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>>557513037
>>557513786
>>557512779
samefagging again
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first , 5 minutes in your mounth
then cover all your cock and fap till cum
then eat it again and profit ! :3
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>>557509710
Calling it right now
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Shove it into your dickhole.
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>>557509710
get my birthday candle aleardy?
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>>557509710
Rolling
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>>557509710
let's see it
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Make rule 34 with it.
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>>557509710
'tis has to happen
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>>557504619
to be fair their licorice sucks. but maoam is definitely god tier.
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Just eat it you faggot
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>>557504172
MURDER SUICIDE!

69 GET
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èat it faggot 207
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>>557509710
Let's keep trying...
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>>557509710
let's see itttttt
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>>557515002
re-roll
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Up your ass
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>>557509710
Birthday squad whattup
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>>557505117
This.
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>>557515002
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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>>557509710
This
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up in your ass
inb4 winrar.
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shove it up your ass
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>>557509710
We need to give anon a happy birthday
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>>557505117
>>557505118
>>557509710
all of these, you may choose the order.
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>>557504172
eat it
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>>557515632
2 off, rolling for this
>>557515670
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>>557514290
reroll
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Just eat it.
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>>557509710
oh god this please
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>>557504172
Cum on it.
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>>557509710
this
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>>557504172
eat it
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sharpie in its pooper.
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>>557509710
It's gotta happen eventually
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>>557509710

This
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>>557516132
Fuck that was close
rolling again
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>>557504172
Mail them to me
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>>557509710
come on /b/ join us in this righteous quest
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Give it to some random kid on a playground.
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>>557509710
one more vote for this
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Wipe it on your butthole and then eat it.

Post video.
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>>557509710
Sing us the song OP
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Eat the wrapper.
fry the candy in a pan.
put on plate
stick candle in candy
sing happy birthday to it

tape all this and post it.
faggot
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Nothing
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>>557509710
This is fucking gay.

do anything but this.
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>>557504172
mail it to the starving kids in africa
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>>557509710
OP confirmed dicklover if he doesn't do this
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Cut it into tiny pieces and stick the pieces all over your dick.
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>>557516594
Reroll
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>>557516773
more like you're fucking gay amiright

also rolling for
>>557509710
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>>557516953
> implying op isnt already a faggot
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>>557509710
Get that candle ready
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>>557505117
Rolling for this.
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Take it on a date at a nice restaurant than have sex with it on the table.
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>>557509710
roll
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>>557509710
34 get
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PUT IN ASS
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>>557504172
write whore and slut all over the wrapper.
yell at it, call it a filthy 2 cent whore.
unwrap it.
cry because now you see it isnt a whore at all its just a piece of candy.
apologize.
eat it.

tape all this and post it you fucking faggot
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>>557509710
reroll yet again
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Start a thread with a picture of it
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cum on it and eat it
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>>557509710
fuck it let's do it one more time
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>>557504172
Throw it out

tape this and post it
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Cum on it and eat it

With timestamp

>inb4 OP is a undelivering faggot
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>>557509710
roll
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>>557509710
why has this not happened yet
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>>557509710
bring it
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>>557515002
Still gunning for this
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fry it on pan, wrapper still on.
put on plate
sit across a picture of shrek
romantic candle on table
call shrek a faggot
throw candy at picture of shrek

tape all this and post it you fucking faggot
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>>557509710
This ends now
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>>557509710
the 34 belongs to me
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>>557515002
MURDER SUICIDE BY FUNNELING BOILED WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT
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eat wrapper
throw candy into toilet
piss on it
pour glass of chocolate milk (or regular if you don't have it)
pour into toilet
flush.

tape it and post it you whore
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>>557509710
Rollin' for this
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Eat it while singing ''What Is Love'' loudly

Get it on cam you dirty jewniggerfag
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Up your ass
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>>557504172
eat it then throw the wrapper in the trash
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>>557504263
mail them to this dude
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>>557504172
nigga I'm eating just this shit right now! though it's raspberry flavored... but anyway, melt one and let it drip on your cockhead
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Sharpie in pooper!
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>>557518661
This with timestamp/video
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>>557506282
Rolling as hard as I can for this.
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have "my heart will go on" in background blaring.
write OP all over wrapper.
drown the candy in a glass of water.
dry it up.
comfort it and tell it you're sorry and that you will take care of it now.
wrap it up in a towel.
lay it in bed.
cry as you're telling it you have always loved it and that you would never do anything to hurt it again.
eat it.

tape and post it here you fucking niglet
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>>557504172
shove it up your ass op
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>>557506282
This is worth while
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>>557519070
reroll
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>>557509710
come oooooooooon
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> unwrap it.
> throw candy away
> put cheese and ketchup inside wrapper
> put on table next to picture of shrek at a candle lit dinner
> all of this while "baby" by justin beiber is playing in the background.

tape it and post it here you fucking faggot.
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>>557509710
it's time
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>>557509710
cmon we need fcking winrar now
>>
>>557509710
This has gone way too fucking long
>>
roll

deep fry it and eat it
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eat it
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>>557509710
happy birthday to me
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>>557509710
seriously guys

FUCKING SERIOUSLY
>>
Put it in your ass then eat it
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Put in ass, post pic with timestamp
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>>557520000
>>557520000
quint winrars. op deliver
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>>557520028
reroll
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>>557520000
Nice quads bro
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>>557509710
prisss do this
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>>557520028
rolling
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>>557520116
quads*
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>>557509710

Dis
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>>557520000
DOSE FUCKING QUADS

also birthday get
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>>557509710
Let's make OP sing
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>>557509643
>>
>>557509710
woooooo
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1.Make a 3 identical chocolate milkshakes
2. Put a sweet in 2 of them
3. Put a nugget of shit in the other
4. Shuffle them
5. Chug one
6. Post results
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>>557509710
this so much.
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>>557509710
Rollin'
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Seriously nobody has got 34 yet....
Roolin for >>557512336
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Faggot below me decides the fate of this faggots piece of faggot candy.
fuck you!
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>>557504172
duct tape it around your cock and upload to imgur public gallery
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>>557509710
get
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Force Feed it to something living.
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>>557521242
get
>>
Eat it
>>
Boil your piss and mix it in then drink it you whore
  ?
? ?
>>
birthday plz
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>>557521398
getho
>>
>>557509710
>>557509923
>>557510313
>>557511713
>>557512671
>>557515023
pathetic samefag
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>>557521453
34
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>>557521537
get
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>>557521769
Why does 69 always show up when it's not about 69. Also get
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>>557521540
probably OP
>>
Name it Billy Mays, attach picture, get Oxi Clean, and let them be together.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

...

jk, that's it
>>
do nothing
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>>557522323
you must be a fucking blast at parties
>>
> take wrapper off
> insert into bumhole
> proceed to put in mouth and chew
>>
>>557521895
gethub
>>
Eat the candy and buy a 4chan pass
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>>557504172
Smear it with shit and place it in the microwave.
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Jizz all over and pop 'em one by one up the pooper. Vid or it didn't happen.
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Quads = Get
>>557520000
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>>557522430
> goes to parties
> posts on /B/

pick one
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>>557504172
put into foreskin with timestamp
if cut, in asshole with timestamp
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>>557522845
fair point
>>
>>557520000
DO IT ROBERT
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>>557522614
foreskin mania
>>
>>557523052
how the actual fuck do you know my name
>>
>>557509710
rolling this
>>
>>557523354
>>557523052
kek
>>557523258
also get
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>>557523354
he's omnomnomous he is legun
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>>557523354
HA
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>>557523354
if you think that's crazy check this.
i know you're a huge fucking faggot
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>>557509710
rolling
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>>557504172
wtf is this fake shit?
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>>557509710
rolling for this
>>
>>557509710
bring on the birthday
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>>557523878
say what you want but it's spelt the same bawckards forwards north south east and vinegar
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>>557523354
Robert Nuff
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>>557509710
roll
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>>557509710
one more time
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>>557524207
ohh, my fucking YouTube name
>>
Y'all are a bunch of nig-nogs, feckin put rogain on it, grow it a feckin mullet, chuck a feckin leash on it, glue some feckin googly-wooglies on and walk it around the ladies underwear dept. at a busy mall whispering sweet nothings to it. Make only minimal eye contact with any other customers. Buy one article, proceed to dress into it in the store then proceed to shit yourself. Bonus points if you carry around an old kitchen telephone talkin about the Russian spies searching for you at an above average volume.
>>
>>557509710
roll
>>
>>557509710
wa-pah
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>>557524425
:^)

also, if get: >>557509710
>>
>>557522497
Rollin for this
>>
>>557509710
i'm gonna get that 34 right now faggots
>>
>>557509710
roll
>>
dammit, i want this
>>
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I'm an Alpha male /b/
Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like What does a pussy feel like?
>>
Op is a lucky fagget yet
>>
disss
>>
put in mouth all of it and sing national anthem of your country und record it
>>
>>557509710
dis sounds good
>>
Melt in in the microwave and shove bits of it in your nostrils, ears and mouth
>>
>>557525369
69 get
>>
>>557523354
He hakd u wen u were playing CS global offensive yesterday.
I was der too.
>>
nothing you fagot daggit
>>
>>557525369
do we actually still need a get?
i think just by a fucking democratic vote this wins by a god damn landslide
>>
>>557509710

This is true autism

the amount of rerolling for himself

King reroll is that you
>>
>>557526102
rules are rules.

we must obey.
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>>557526358
i get that but the thread will die before we get a 34 and i really want this to happen
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>>557526358
dont do it OP
>>557509710
is all samefagging!
>>
Shove it in your eyeholes
>>
Shove it up your ass.
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Go to your mom, knock her out the pour the candy all over her and then when she wakes up tell her to shutup and put your cock in her mouth.
>>
>>557505118
Reroll
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>>557526358
set it on fire and then kill yourself
rules are rules
>>
>>557509710
this is pretty gay but
rolling for it
also kill yourself on cam op
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Masturbate then cum in a cup, Dunk them in semen and give some to children
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>>557520000
>quads
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>>557505118
roll
>>
Eat it. Then leave /b/ forever. Newfag.
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I came in to call OP a faggot, I stayed to watch other people call OP a faggot.
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>>557528469
rolling
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Mail them to me
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Suck of a nigger and give it to him as a thanks
>>
Slowly open it, not too fast, and eat 1 and trow the rest away and regret the rest of you life not eating the rest
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met up with the nearest anon who is willing. put candy in pooper suck his dick and let him fuck you in the ass. record the whole thing. upload it. give us link.
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>>557509710
do it fgt
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Mould each one into a mini moam man and make a really close up video of your shit falling out of your anus onto them
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>>557504172
Eat it as it is without use of hands or feet and post video here
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>>557523878
nice try fgt

captcha 1911
>>
Save it for the day you lose your virginity
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>>557504172
Mail it to Igor Strelkov, he's gonna need it.
>>
Blend it
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Force feed them to your mother/father and video it
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>>557505117
get
>>
>>557509710
rolling for this again
>>
Throw it at a random person.
>>
I fucking hate doors.
>throw it at a door
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put in microwave for one minute and tilt it over your dick
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>>557509710
rollin
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>>557509710
lol 34 is disabled you niggers
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>>557505117
GEEET
>>
eat the whole thing as it is. no unwrapping.
if you spill any. it goes in you ass. post pics of it all
>>
>>557509710
i'm feeling rused but i'll do it anyway
>>
Force feed them to any siblings you have in silence and record it
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>>557529361
>>
>>557509710

Heaven told me I couldnt roll 34. Lol fuck you heaven
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Take candy out of package, Eat candy.
Post picture of you eating candy on 4chan.
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>>557529390
re roll
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>>557529390
>>557529390
roll
>>
>>557529585

reroll
>>
>>557509710

captcha: 34 is disabled
>>
>>557529734
HOLY SHIT WINRAR
>>
>>557529734
FUCKING GET HOLD ON GUYS HOLD THE FUCK ON
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>>557529734
WIN - RER
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>>557529734
winrar
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>>557529718
Rerikkn
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