x-posted from fit. my dick has two holes. both serve different

>>557264008
Dude you're a fucking monster

I'm under your bed.

... what the fuck...

...
you need a docter!

i'm 21 years old.
never adversely affected me.

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Holy shit, is the the future of evolution? What has science done.

>>557264008

CAN YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME BASED ANON?

>>557264008
Do they cross streams

>>557264008
WTF?! do you shoot cum form upper hole and pis form lower hole? you can do it at once?!

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>>557264008
congratulations your dick is broken

i dunno. i've never tried.

Anyone remember the Anon with the mangled knob that pissed out of a hole on the underside of his head?

>>557264008
this is actually really intriguing to me, but good luck with girls

>>557264008
or maybe cumpire stung your dickhead?

>>557265765
>wife took the picture
>is laughing at comments

>>557265797
your mom did visit me a while back ago, so maybe

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>>557265696

No, but my wife just finished doing this to me.

It's a semi-rare condition. Not normal but, to the best of my recollection, not harmful. Ask your doctor anyway, just to be sure.

>>557264008
You are honestly different. It's as if your uretha is like that of a woman, seperating itself from it's sexual function. and as small as you are...get your genes checked and btw: Have you considered SRS? I'm serious. They can use what little tissue you have for the formation of the outside and use bowel for the vaginal wall. No shit, they do that now. In any case I don't think you were supposed to be a man. I really don't.

>>557266204
what the fuck?

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>>557266204
What
the
FUCK

>>557266204
What the fuck for?

>>557266204
WHAT THE FUCK

>>557266341
not small. just soft. average sized. not bragging, just clarifying. also, i had to push the tip down so you could see.

>>557266294
no insurance, no doctor. but glad to know it's not harmful.

I have hypospadias too, asshole

>>557266204
WHAT WHAT THE THE FUCK FUCK

>>557264008
Dude everybody has two wholes lmao, or think. I'll do my research in a bit, but as far as I know I do too.

Don't worry be happy

Atheism at its finest

>>557264008
...can we see it in action both piss n cum

n-n-n-no homo

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>>557266204
fuck this im out

didn't jack the ripper have this condition?

>The year 4014
>All human males are now born with two dicks
>One dick is for sex and is much thicker and longer
>The second is for urination and is very short and constantly soft
>It all began with one man who had two holes in his dick

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>>557266204
I didn't see that coming.

>>557264008
This is a guy with a prince albert dick piercing. Ring goes in the urethra and out under it, thus making two holes. Guy just has the ring out and is holding it at a funny angle.

I wonder if girls are like "When I take this cumshot is he going to only be half accurate? Most will go on the wall."

>>557266204
why?

>>557264008
Liar.

>>557266204
OP's penis is kill

he hasnt responded since that

>>557267487
trust me dude, i would never do that to my dick.

>>557267546
absofuckinglutely

will post more pics soon.

>>557266726
Me too bruh. Shit's a pain in the ass

>>557264008

So... Have you tried cumming and pissing at the same time? If not, why?

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>>557266726
Yo!

Sup OP.
I got the same thing, except everything come sfrom the same hole.

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>>557264008
Congratulations. You have a more advanced dick. Let's hope that this is genetic so that the human race can improve from your mutation.

What I believe happened is when you were in your mother's womb, your Y chromosome kicked in and started to turn your embryo/fetus into a male, but it didn't do its job 100% of the way. It left your urethra separate from what is basically a vagina. You know how women have two holes? Yeah, that's what you've got.

>>557266204
fuck the what?

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Op is an inbreed

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moar pix

Hey, Me too OP!
Hypospadia, its a thing
Didn't realize it wasn't normal till my girlfriend (my 7th, mind you) freaked out on me midblowjob
Apparently its like, one in 300 odds kind of rare

its great

>>557269693
dude your dick just got ripped in half, how are you still posting?

>>557269841
>what are ID's

(-x)winter

>>557269841
i used my dick as a stand for the timestamp

can we see your cock when hard?

>>557266686
Do you have much facial hair?

>>557270056
lots of facial hair.

>>557270049
for science?

>>557267746
that's not OP

>>557270179
Do you plan on having kids?

Isn't piss supposed to clean out your cock so dried out semen doesn't clog the pipe?

>>557270304
one child already.
haven't decided about more.

>>557270179
o-of course... your double urethra could effect blood flow... yea that

>>557269693
my dick looks similar but for me it's just hypospadias

>>557264008
God I wish we all had your superpower, that'd be AWESOME

>>557266204
what

>>557266204
You just broke my brain.
i feel myself unable to reply anything else aside from a single word..
wat.

post a pic of you pissing and jizzing at the same time pls

>>557269808
Sounds like it could lead to a lot of problems. A bit of cum stays in your cock after you jizz until you piss which clears it out. Do you have to clean it often?

>>557269693
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Ln-5E29Vk

>>557267309
lel

>>557266204
Timestamp

lmao GIVE HER THE DOUBLE BARREL

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>not getting any sleep
>putting pics of my cock on /b/

>>557270874
I just figured you had to wipe it after?

Like, even if i could just wait to piss it out, how could you just sit there and wait for it to dry up all over your wang?
that sounds supremely unpleasant

>>557266204
Lol not op

>>557271326
AUTIST ALERT: DS SPOTTED

>>557271495
i'm just a filthy casual.

>>557271326
BAAHHHHanHAAAABAHABAHBBAAHABBAHAHABHABABHABAHABAHBABAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your dick is weird

>>557271326
>paints fingernails
>plays ds
manchild confirmed

>>557271692
those are wifes fingernails. she was holding camera.
but yes, kind of manchild.

>>557271326
is that hard? is that a 3DS, can you take a 3D pic of cock

>>557271692
good catch there anon

So I have this slight bump on my cock that I'm pretty sure is a tumor, had it for the past 7 years been afraid to have sex because of it.

>>557271930
>>557271794
ttyl im a dumbass that knows nothing about the mechanics of hand angles

>>557269483
>All mutations are a result of inbreeding.
>All of them.
>Good thing early primates were fucking their mothers and sisters.

>>557271957
That's nice buddy

>>557266204
This thread just changed direction so fast I'm sueing moot for whiplash

>>557271903
as hard as I am getting for /b/ its difficult not to burst out laughing when wife whips out camera and timestamp! and 3d dick pics are cool.

>>557271957
go see a doctor.

>>557272224
What I do dad?

>>557265265

Never cross the streams.

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>>557266204

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>>557271794
right

>>557272181
which means imbreeding was good back then when the mutatied animals that didn't help the species would die out, so I'm sure you have a rebuttal to everything like everyone on /b/ so hit me with your best shot mofudger

>>557272121
>ttyl
First time I've seen that on here.

>>557272247
on my fit post, they're now talking about the guy with two dicks.
and posting pig snouts.

Evolution would find no use for this. Except being able to cum and piss at the same time, but that's probably possible anyway. Gratz OP, you have an abnormal dick.

>>557272442
>mutatied
Holy fuck I laughed.

>>557272503
We've covered mutilation and doubt of your polish wearing status.
Who's winning?

>>557268720
got the same thing

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>>557272503
So is this pic like porn for you or...?
How have girls reacted to it? Is your child a boy, if so has he got the same condition? (NOT /r/ING CHILD DICK PIX MODS WANNA KNOW IF ITS GENETICS AND IF NATURAL SELECTION WILL LEAD TO 2 HOLED DICKS IN THE FUTURE)

>>557265696
Yeah, I actually do remember that shit

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>>557269841

I don't understand why everyone has to point out small spelling mistakes, if you understand what is being said you reached the same conclusion you did if irregardless of whether it's spelled correctly or not. fuck it /b/ is ALWAYS like this so I don't know why I come here thinking I'll have a more productive time than the last

>>557272792
that's totally me.
child is not boy.

how about flaccid cock, again it's fire science

>>557273010
>irregardless
Now, that's just you doing that on purpose.

>>557264008
nice outie vagina you nigger

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>>557273010
>irregardless

>>557272181
lol thats so wrong it hurts

>>557273025
Does she have a penis?

>>557264008
It is like your body never decided whether or not you had a vagina or a dick

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>>557273010
If you mean me a) learn to reply, what the fuck is up with people not being able to use 4chan lately? And b) I only posted because it was a funny one picture related.

>>557273273
fire science? do not want.

pic momentarily.

>>557273345
>What is smarmschizm?

>>557264008
... OP, whatever you do, don't let your life go to waste. Procreate! Find a nice job, and a nice wife, and pass on this trait. You've won the genetic jackpot with your double-holed device. Perhaps your convenient mutation will become a permanent part of the human species thousands of years from now.

>>557273664
i am married.
wife and i plan to maybe procreate in a few years.

>>557269841
look at ID's, idiot

>>557273831
From which hole do you pee?

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OP we need more pics of your dickhole

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>>557273273
here you go.

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>>557273831
Right on!

>>557274093
bottom hole.

>>557274230
It is a shame that it's so small though....

>>557274157
we just need more pics in general

OP, what does your wife think of the thread so far, and does she like your double dick holes? what was her reaction when she first saw it?

>>557274410
it's really not that small. i just can't get a good pic. one day, /b/. one day.

>>557274465
her reaction when i showed her was "ohmygod, we've been together this long, and i've never noticed that?!" lots of laughing. wanted to see me pee. then she said, "let's post it to 4chan!" she's been transcribing everything.

>>557272367

I believe him, the hands are pretty different. He has lanky man hands and she has pale chubby woman hands

>>557264008
Do you have a prostate? If you don't, you NEED to have children. This is evolution at it's best.

>>557274654
so wait, she just found out about it recently? lul wut

>>557274654
take a vid of you pissing anon

>>557274654
Your wife seems pretty cool

>>557274837
i honestly don't know. never had sharpies in my pooper, don't intend to. just assuming that i do, but wouldn't be the first time i found out i'm abnormal.
how would not having a prostate be good? aside from prostate cancer not being a thing.

>>557274869
you have to pull back the skin a little to see that there are two distinct holes.

>>557274894
will take some time, and i'll gif it.

>>557274919
she says thanks.

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OP IS A FUCKING REPTILLIAN SHAPESHIFTER

>>557275158
oh I see... would it be to much to ask for a pic of your cock in your wifes hand

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>>557266204

WUUUUUTTTT

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gif of peeing. potato quality, but you can see that it's coming out of bottom hole only.

>>557275604
hard or soft?

>>557275926
would it be greedy to ask for both?

>>557276329
it is almost 5am here.

>>557276549
take flaccid pic, get a little bit of a hand job, then post hard pic? please OP your cock fascinates me

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>>557276816
>please OP your cock fascinates me

have you ever tried sounding?

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>>557276816
>please OP your cock fascinates me

>>557276816
>wife is bitch
>says "no longer interested"
>have to bed
>maybe more tomorrow?
>night night

>>557277262
wife is still pretty chill to put up with all of our shit

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>>557276816
See >>557277262
>>557276816
This is what happens when you're a faggot

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>>557266204
WTF

>>557265696
I had that. im not that anon but its from a birth defect called hypospadius. i had it corrected

>>557277010
>>557277786
someone's mad...

>>557277974
also my head was split down the middle

>>557274654
>"let's post it to 4chan!"
Life-partner right there

Hey I have that too! Its called Hypospadia

You are the future

>>557278565
me too anon. i posted earlier in the thread, was your mother taking medications? anti-seizure meds can cause it. Im in the middle of a law suit with the big companies

>>557278751
>sueing a company because you have two dick holes

typical fucking american.

not that the companies cant handle paying for a surgery to fix it, but seriously m8.

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>>557266726
>>557268709

woah, never thought i'd see others with hypo on here...here's mine, it's given me anxiety all my life and i'm still a virgin because of it.

>>557279125
they caused a few issues as a child as well as an expensive surgery.

>you would too if they had to cut the head of your dick off and drill you a new peehole an stitch your dickhead back on...

you cant begin to believe how painful it is to pee for the first time through your newly made peehole after having your catheter ripped out

bump for interest

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>>557279345

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>>557264008

pic related

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>>557279345
>tfw people so shallow they're prudes against "ugly" or "strange" penises

has any one ever looked an a vagina? as in that nasty gaping gooey hole with gross flaps of skin around it?

how about an asshole? you know shit comes from there right?

sex is gross enough, who gives a shit if yer' dick is a bit strange.

i would gladly suck that cock any day.

>>557268709
>hypospadias
You should get that yeast infection on your thighs checked out bruv

>>557280046
>has any one ever looked an a vagina? as in that nasty gaping gooey hole with gross flaps of skin around it?
vaginas look great. What are you, 13?

>>557280193
>vaginas look great

typical horny teenager detected

maybe those perfect ones you see in porn, but i assure you normal every day ones do NOT look like that.

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>>557279345

removed background just in case someone i know recognizes my room

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>>557280193
Virgin detected.

I have fucked plenty, but they still worry me a bit...

Pic related

>>557264008
Dude mines normal as hell too. My doctor had said something about it when I had to get checked out, nothing wrong with it though. 2 hole master race.

>>557280321
Dude, meat flaps and all normal vaginas look fine.

>>557280321
>typical horny teenager detected
I'm 22 and have a pretty low sex drive.

>maybe those perfect ones you see in porn, but i assure you normal every day ones do NOT look like that.
Yeah, no shit.

vaginas just look great.

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>>557280553
they reeeallly dont...

>but you know what, i might be biased cause im a legit faggot.

>>557264008
I have 2 holes aswell, I piss on both, I cum on both.
What it sucks is that some times when I pee with not a lot of pressure one of the pee streams goes other way and its a mess.