>lets do a raid on omegle >put interests as tumblr >see

bump, got a long convo going

niggas no one else?

You: Hey
Stranger: heello
You: Would you say you use tumblr often?
Stranger: yes that would be correct
You: Awesome, I assume you've seen the petition going around?
Stranger: what? no i havent, what petition?
You: You haven't? It's been everywhere.
You: #LegalizeRape
Stranger: #right
You: No, it's not what it sounds like
You: I know, it's a terrible name
Stranger: it is
You: but it has a great message
You: Many men are in jail for crimes that aren't even that bad
You: Rape is one of these
You: I mean, usually the way these women dress
You: They're asking for it
Stranger: you think rape is not that bad? is that so?
You: I know it's not bad
You: Along with the thousands who've signed
You: If you'll open your mind then you can learn so much
Stranger: you have an archaic way of thinking friend
You: Are you open to a discussion? Or would you rather attempt to demean me?
Stranger: i'm open to listen to what you have to say, although i hardly believe i will agree
You: I appreciate your open-ness
Stranger: then, please, enlighten me
You: Why would someone dress slutty if they didn't want to be raped
Stranger: why would a dress indicate a woman's desires?
You: You can tell a lot about a book by it's cover
Stranger: please, explain, with facts, one time this happened to be truth
You: Are you telling me
You: That what is on the outside of a book is unrelated to what is on the inside?
Stranger: related, maybe, but the cover is never explicit for the book's ending or message... that's what gives reading the excitement. Imagine if you could tell every single detail of a story just by the cover, it would be extremely boring wouldn't it?
Stranger: ever heard of plot twists?
You: Are those like nipple twists?
You: They really enjoy those
You: Clothing is used as a means of expression, revealing indicates a desire to be raped
You: Rapists really just want to help these women
Stranger: im tired of this bullshit, go annoy someone else

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>>557221504
fucking kek

>>557221504
The thing is, it doesn't really work if you aren't funny. Opening the fucking conversation with "legalize rape" screams 4chan troll you dumbass.

>>557222672
>>557222491
noice

>"You have disconnected"

Coulda waited for a reaction...

>>557223307
yeah sorry, i am trying to make up for it

Also 0/10 on these conversations, they all knew they were being trolled by someone from 4chan

Make sure to tell them your name is dan.

part 1.
You: Hey
Stranger: heeey
You: Would you describe yourself as an active tumblr user?
Stranger: shyeaaaaa why
You: I was wondering if you had seen the petition bouncing around
Stranger: Which one (there's oodles )
You: #LegalizeRape
Stranger: ooooo there is no way that's an actual petition
You: No
You: It's not what it sounds like
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: Then what is it?
You: but it is an actual petition
You: Ah
You: I guess I can explain
Stranger: I would like one
Stranger: (an explanation)
You: Many men are imprisoned each year for crimes that hardly hurt anyone. The most prevalent of these crimes is rape. The problem with these alleged rapists is that many of them didn't hurt anyone, as the women they were accused of raping wanted it. As a result, it makes logical sense to legalize rape.
You: What we really want is for women to be happy
You: And how can a woman be happy if she isn't doing what she's good
You: at
You: you know
You: So can I link you to a signature page?
Stranger: nope
You: Oh
You: You're one of those old time thinkers
You: Is it okay if I teach you
Stranger: You're trying to get me mad
You: No
You: I'm trying to help you learn
Stranger: How old are you even?
You: There's no way a society can advance if we're oppressing rapists
You: My age is irrelevant and I'm likely much older than you are
You: I've lived on this earth long enough to actually understand how it works
Stranger: society can advance if we put rapists in jail and save men and women from some serious trauma
You: Long enough to know that just because someone says something is wrong, doesn't mean it is
You: What about the trauma that rapists experience in jail?
You: Are you saying rapists aren't people?
You: They wouldn't have to rape if the "victims" would just say yes
Stranger: rape means that it was sex without consent.
Stranger: And if the answer is no, then it's no.
You: exactly
You: so just say yes
You: That's the solution to ending rape

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.walrus.ts

part 2
You: Always offer consent, no rape
Stranger: saying yes to sex you don't want is not how to live life
You: It's the rejectors that cause rape
Stranger: You're probably some weird old guy trying to troll some little feminist 13 year old
You: If everyone consented, no rape would exist
Stranger: Yes but we all want different things
You: Women want to be raped
Stranger: meaning if someone was to offer me sec and I didn't want it, theb that's that.
You: What about the person that does want it?
You: Why is the opinion of the one that says no more important than the one who said yes
You: What if I don't consent to not having sex
Stranger: I can't deal with your thick skull
Stranger has disconnected

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kek

>>557222672
Why do i feel that conversations like that just make those girls more and more deep in feminazi

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Howdy!
You: I can assume you've heard of the petition
Stranger: petition?
You: Yeah
You: The legalize rape movement
You: You signed yet?
Stranger: legalize rape...
You: Yeah
Stranger: dafuq
You: Yeah there is a petition which I among thousands of others have signed for the legalization of rape
Stranger: lol are u brain dead
You: Wha?
You: How so?
Stranger: why would anyone want to legalize one of the most heinous felonies possible
You: Because many men are in jail for a "crime" as silly as rape
You: And I among thousands of others think it shouldn't be illegal
Stranger: "CRIME"
Stranger: IN QUOTES
Stranger: LOL WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
You: Nothing
Stranger: please tell me this is a joke
You: Whats wrong with you?
Stranger: no please tell me you're kidding
You: Why would I kid about an issue this important....
You: So many people are in jail for something that is natural
Stranger: WHATS NATURAL ABOUT RAPE
You: Man is naturally stronger than women so it's only natural that rape will happen
You: It happens in nature as well
You: Like with ducks
Stranger: whats your tumblr url.
You: Why?
Stranger: just wanna see your blog
Stranger: the shit you reblog
You: You wanna get you and your tumblr friends to come harras me because of my beliefes
You: No-sir-ee thats not happening
Stranger: harass?
Stranger: you know whats harassment
You: Yes
Stranger: taking what you want sexually without consent
You: No....
You: Thats silly
You: Thats ludicrous
Stranger: please microwave yourself

kek

Stranger: m
You: Hey :3
You: How long have you been on Tumblr?
Stranger: 3 mount
You: Ah that isn't too long
Stranger: :D yes
You: Do you think you know it fairly well?
Stranger: no
You: oh :(
You: Have you at least seen the petition going around?
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557224783
>You: Thats ludicrous
>Stranger: please microwave yourself

MY FUCKING SIDES
That made my day.

>>557221504
OP listen: you are not good at this. Your arguments are dumber than fuck and you have reeled in NO ONE. Every single person has exposed you as a troll from minute one. give up.

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i got banned for saying penis
why

You: My penis broken send help
You: NO WAIT
Stranger: WHAT
You: PEN IS NOT PENIS
Stranger has disconnected.

Banned.

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keksandwiches

>>557225380

le epic trolled hard xDDD

good meme

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>>557225375

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The very first person I talked to was a feminist. I feel surprised, but I'm not.

>>557225375
I honestly didn't even mean to say penis.

>>557225909
kek

>>557221504
Stranger: what
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Wanna sign a petition I made?
Stranger: for what
You: To legalize rape.
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: r u for real
You: Yes.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lolololololol
Stranger: ur a joke
You: What? I'm not kidding.
You: I want to legalize rape.
Stranger: rape is bad
Stranger: are u a girl
You: Because, as a man, I want to act in my nature without being jailed.
You: It's like women and their periods.
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can i rape u back
You: No.
You: Only males can rape.
Stranger: if u legalize it
You: ANy other gender should be illegal.
Stranger: its legal. to rape u in the ass with a knife
You: No, it's not.
You: Only genital parts, and inside vaginas.
Stranger: how old r u
You: I'm 26.
You: It's how the world used to be, and it's how the world should be.
You: We're already being killed by the dozen in wars to protect your ass, we should get a part of it.
Stranger: the world is gonna burn in hell
Stranger: with u on the stake
You: If you don't let me rape you, duh.
You: There's no hell or whatever.
Stranger: lol u wouldnt need to rape
Stranger: if any girl was willing to be with u
You: A lot of girls would be willing to be with me.
You: -If rape was illegal.
You: legal*
Stranger: thats against their will u idiot
You: Ugh, fucking auto-correct.
You: Doesn't matter.
You: As long as the law cares, it's pretty much their will.
You: Legalize rape.
You: It's only in our nature.
You have disconnected.
Captcha: Oppression ntyupos

You: hi
Stranger: He y
Stranger: Hey*
You: so i take it you like tumblr?
Stranger: Yes i do. I spend hous There
Stranger: Hours* oh god
You: Ah, and do you spend all the rest of your time swallowing jizz?
Stranger: All the rest of my time I'm reading taking pictures watching TV eating or sleeping :3
You: Surely you take a break or two in between all that
You: Y'know, for the jizz and stuff
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Maybe
You: Im not even implying you gargle all the mayo
You: Like, you probably let some of that man goo run rampant on your pizza face
Stranger: Hahaha sometimes
You: tumblr will do that to you
You: first thing you're checking out some mega awesome dudes page and then BAM. Your face is covered in yogurt
Stranger: Hahahahhaa
Stranger: It happens all the time
You: So when did you come out to your parents?
Stranger: Whaaaat? .-.sorry English is not my first language explain me that please .-.
You: When did you tell your parents you were gay?
Stranger: I'm a girl :c
You: Y'know, that you like schlongbobblers in your poopshaft
You: Oh!
You: So when did you tell them?
Stranger: That I was lesbian? I'm not xd
You: Oh my
You: it seems tumblr has had some kind of strange effect on you
You: you must have started out gay and then had a sexuality reversal
Stranger: No way
You: it happens all the time
Stranger: Just a normal girl that wants a guy
You: im a doctor
You: believe me
Stranger: You are a doctor D: you are like 43 D:
You: No I graduated highschool at the age of 9
You: my teachers said I had retarded amounts of potential

zzz...

>>557226030
i tried to recreate and now im banned

Let's link them to gore/triggers on but on tinyurl and tell them they should check out our tumblr page

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You both like Hi.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wow, we both like saying hi. hi.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hhhhhiiiiiii!
Stranger: crazy right
You: OMg DAE hi?
Stranger: YuS SO hi
You: hihihihihihhhihihihih
Stranger has disconnected.

wut

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>>557225909

>>557226489
what the fuck does omegle have against dicks
are the mods all feminists?

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>>557225909

>>557226936
its just a trigger in the code to enable +18 mode. not sure if it gets you banned or not.

this one is a little long so i have to break it up into 2 parts

You: helo
Stranger: hey there
You: would oyu say you browse the tumblr often?
Stranger: photography and music
Stranger: oh sorry i thought you asked what tagged but yes i browse often
You: i have to ask you a question
You: it might sound a little weird
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: would you sign your name to petition
Stranger: what's the petition for
You: its kind of a crazy one
You: its for the legalization of rape
Stranger: no
Stranger: absolutely not
Stranger: but can i ask why
You: i believe rape is the womans fault. all these feminists say that they were raped without even being touched and it doesnt make sense
You: if we legalize rape they couldnt complain and make a big deal out of nothing
Stranger: I disagree. mind if i give you my opinion?
You: sure go ahead
Stranger: It is not the women's fault that she is raped because she didn't ask for. She was violated. Rape is about humilation and power. So when someone rapes someone it's because they like control. And when a women is forced to give in to sexual acts against her will it is not her fault. it is the rapists fault.
Stranger: do you think it's fair that because a rapist can't control their sexual desires that it's a womens fault.
You: i do think it is fair and it is totally the womans fault
You: they are asking for it
Stranger: we grow up in a society where the media puts off an image of what is sexy. and boys and men grow up thinking that that's how a women should look all the time and that they deserve sex when women do look like that.
Stranger: and it's not
You: men are just helping them
Stranger: fair
Stranger: but now it's not about just women
You: yes it is
Stranger: it's about children
You: its all the womens fault
Stranger: when i was 5-9 i was raped by my uncle.
You: children have nothing to do with rape
Stranger: do you think that was my fault
You: wtf
Stranger: i wasn't a women
Stranger: but i was raped
Stranger: is that my fault

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Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hai
Stranger: Hi
You: im going to brawdway
Stranger: Brawdway?
You: yes brawdway
Stranger: Hello?
You: becuse new york can suck mha duck
Stranger: Oh ok
You: NER Yurk foeva
Stranger: Check out my tumblr pls
Stranger: http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: LOL
You: PONIES ARE MY TRIGGER
Stranger: Thats great
You: JESUS CHRIST NIGGER
You: TAKE THAT OFF
Stranger: Make sure to pull it while its on your head
You: THATS RAPE
Stranger: Pointing towards your head*
Stranger: For fucks sake dont telll my your a 4channer
Stranger: me*
You: CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE YOU YOU... CISSUCM
Stranger: Godammit
Stranger: Welp nice meeting ya
You: no im not a 4 chanler
Stranger: I need to troll a tumblr fag
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A 4CHANLER
Stranger: I said 4channer not a 4chanler m8
You: THAT LEGIMITLY TRIGERS ME
Stranger: 97ASDR FS8AFRADA
Stranger: JESUS NIGGA
Stranger: I JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT
Stranger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: I WAS RAPED BY BROINEIS ONCE.... but fuck it why not
Stranger: THE STRANGER IS TYPING... IS TRIGGERING ME
Stranger: Jesus fucking christ
Stranger: Bronies are dig weed autists
You: *KISSES ANON-KUN*
Stranger: OMGGGGGGGG
Stranger: I LOVE UUUUU
Stranger: Right I'll see you later
Stranger: Ciao
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557221504
http://logs.omegle.com/ceb2b7b

>>557227305
part 2

You: hahahahahahahaahah
Stranger: tell me
You: you got raped by your uncle
You: thats fuucking great
Stranger: you can have your opinion but it is also important to look at a different perspective.
You: nah bro
You: you got raped
You: thats pretty gay
You: you are gay
Stranger: a little girl trying to sleep safely and soundly in her bed is the same as a women going out to have fun and not worry about men groping her without her permission.
Stranger: it's wrong.
You: its all the same
You: so will you sign the petition?

disconnected

thisisthinprivilege [] tumblr[]com/

Whatever btard sent me this OMFG hahaha i cringe like a jimmy a lot...

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I need some advice
Stranger: ok
You: I'm a boy and my friend came out to me
You: He has a crush on me
You: What do I do
Stranger: okay well im assuming youre straight?
You: yes
Stranger: okay so you have absolutely no feelings
You: How can I tell him to stop being such a huge faggot
You: In a nice way>
Stranger: theres no nice way to say that
Stranger: youre just a huge douche
You: thanks
Stranger: he doesnt need you
You: 4chan sent me
Stranger: yeah okay

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: would you say you are pretty familiar with tumblr?
Stranger: yeah i've been there a while
You: have you heard about the petition catching wind then?
Stranger: umm no
You: its the #legalizerape petition
Stranger: you're joking right
You: we've really gotten a considerable base going, steadily increasing
You: i just wanted to come on here and spread the word
Stranger: That's fucked up dude.
You: how so? whats your rationale?
Stranger: I'm a rape victim and i would know that's fucked up
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: and everything you stand for
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557228426
Kekkity kek

Someone's here besides me are going to raid tumblr on the next monday?

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This kid must love Santana

Stranger: i want a girlfriend
You: i want a boyfriend
You: lets fuk
Stranger: i can be your boyfriend :D
You: yas
You: and we can fuk
Stranger: okay :p
You: do u liek fuk?
You: fac impliez no liek fuk
You: sry if misundrsnd
Stranger: i do liek fuk
You: one more thing
You: do you support legalizing rape>?
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557221504
http://logs.omegle.com/8baf267

>>557227414
lmao

>>557229314
10/10

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surprised how easy they are to flame, will try something more subtle.

>>557228618
4channed

>>557229314
11/10

I am beyond mad.

http://logs.omegle.com/c2316ff

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i like to see the limits of a tumblr-fag

>>557221504
What's funny about being an obvious dimwit troll douche bag and being told to fuck off? And what's with you jerk offs and rape jokes in 2014? Laugh it up kids. Thank god you have /b/, or you would have no one else.

Have a good night!

John mate you're a gay ass homo fag

>>557230694
spot the tumblr-fag

>>557221504
Oh thank you *blush*
Wait. So if we were together and my only fantasy was rape you wouldn't be interested in participating ?
Haha no prob, all of them i know are like "men are satan, crucify all men, how dare they ask us out, were independent"
I'm more of a wait til marriage guy tbh...
Oh I'm not one of. Those. I just want equal pay
Haha i agree with that
Wow. That is cahrayzee
Hey its harder than its seems
U have kik or snapchat?
Kik: xXCreedHeadXx
Cool. So you come with me and sign the petition and I'll send you pix of my boobies
Http://change.org/petition/legalizerape
Puhlease
Hello?

>>557230034
man no one even wants to hear about the light of Allah
http://logs.omegle.com/6a092f3

everybody just introduce yourself as dan and watch as the tublites go crazy

>>557230137
>>557229906
Thanks /b/ros

>>557229314

http://logs.omegle.com/57bbba0

You both like tumblr.

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: do u use tumblr alot
Stranger: Yes
You: have u seen the petition? if no I would be really happy if u could sign it
Stranger: A petition
Stranger: Um
Stranger: I have a petition
Stranger: Its to spread feminism
You: Nice, well my petition would go in hand with yours.
Stranger: I don't think were equal
Stranger: Oh you wanted feminism too?
You: i want to legalize rape, it is a victimeless crime
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Uh
You: No listen
You: It sounds bad
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: Wait
You: It really isnt
Stranger: Please
Stranger: Just check out my tumblr
Stranger: http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/
Stranger: I don't care about your stupid legalize rape bullshit
You: I will, but I need you to sign my petition
You: It will stop innocent men going to prison
Stranger: What was the idea you had before you did that?
Stranger: Rape isn't funny you moron
You: It's natural, it happens in all of nature
Stranger: Thats why feminism is much better than your rap
Stranger: rape
You: Humans are animals and it should happen it's a part of our evolution
Stranger: No it isnt
Stranger: You are chidish
Stranger: Childish
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: I want to know how old are you before I leave
You: My age is irrelevent, I am probably older than you.
You: #LegalizeRape2014
Stranger: Oh fuck off you stupid idiot
Stranger: Also
Stranger: Greetings from 4chan
You: Muh Nigga
Stranger: Nigga we need to legalize rape
Lets just say this was unexpected.

you guys sure type super fucking slow. holy shit..

>>557229314
>>557227490
http://logs.omegle.com/13ec45a

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Oh man.

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You: I really need to confess something to someone will you listen?
Stranger: Holy fuck I feel like my insides are on fire.
You: ok??
Stranger: Ok sure.
You: I got really drunk last night....
You: I kinda
You: Accidentally
You: Fuck my neighbors dog in the ass
You: *fucked
Stranger: You've got to be kidding me lol.
You: no
You: I literally got caught with my dick in my neighbors dogs ass
Stranger: Are you going to prison or something?
You: He walked out side and I am naked as fucking his dog
You: No
You: He was taking pictures
Stranger: Smart of him.
You: he wants to watch me fuck his dog every weekend now
You: Im stuck in a fucked up situation
You: or show the pictures to the cops or something I would imagine
Stranger: You are fucked lol.
You: He also want me to get everyone to walk the dinosaur

http://logs.omegle.com/cf0721a

could've sworn this was one of you /b/tards, but apparently not.

captcha: address mictroll

>>557233116

guys he knows

>>557233356
forgot link
http://logs.omegle.com/53f2958

>>557231334
Never been on tumblr. I just read /b/ on the toilet while taking a shit to remind myself why I didn't have children


You should refrain from saying fag so much. Doesn't make you interesting

>>557224660
because it does.


It's funny as hell but shit like that is pretty much exactly what creates them because they don't realize it's a joke

>>557221504
http://logs.omegle.com/b90497e

>>557233569
>Never been on tumblr. I just read /b/ on the toilet while taking a shit to remind myself why I didn't have children
>You should refrain from saying fag so much. Doesn't make you interesting
check out this faggot, amiright?

http://logs.omegle.com/0aec63b

I meet pastafarian

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Short one but a good one

>>557233559
damn it more /b/ros then cunts right now

>>557233991
:>>557234072
Good one. Zing.

>>557233559
it's because people keep breaking rules #1 and 2

do not talk about /b/


and more importantly

do NOT talk about /b/.

>>557234174
top kek

>>557234174
Would you allow me to make a poster out of this sir?

i've been posting as a lonely Giraffe, here it goes:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like my little pony, brony, mlp, and bronies.
Stranger: hiya
You: hi
You: did you know?
You: i'm a lonely giraffe
Stranger: why?
You: cuz genetics suck man
Stranger: but cant you fine another giraffe?
You: no, some faggot and his bitch said i rape them
You: and they're oppressing me
Stranger: well thats not good, what will you do?
You: #legalizerape
Stranger: but isnt rape bad?
You: women use it as their got response
You: and it oppresses us
Stranger: but small children get raped and if that happens their childhood is ruined
You: how does that work
You: people assume it would ruin their childhood
You: for all we know, they would like it
Stranger: why would i child like d*** inside of them?
You: ?
Stranger: ???
You: what would you not do?
Stranger: i dont know, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ponies
You: "I child like d*** inside of them" what the fuck does that mean?
You: and don't tell me you don't know
You: cause that's just an excuse
Stranger: giraffes ARE FAT
You: thinner than you
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557234662
Feel free

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Fuck you guys

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: ayy
You: Hello
Stranger: waddit do
You: *Makes chimps noises trying to communicate*
Stranger: Chimp
Stranger: Wtf
You: Chimps
Stranger: Why chimp noises
Stranger: Oh you mean like ooh ooh ah ah
You: I do not speak speak the language of nigger
Stranger: That's what I thought you were trying to say.
You: indeed
Stranger: You're gross
Stranger: I hope you wake up with a fat hard black cock in every orifice of your body :)
You: They call me dirty Robert because I do dirty things
Stranger has disconnected

>>557234940
Are we oppressing you?

Faggot

http://logs.omegle.com/d23bfb2
Which one of you fags did I find?

>>557234940
Gaze upon our master raid!

>>557234174
kek

>>557235464
>>557235181
No I mean you guys gave away that we were from /b/ and now they know

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: HEYY
You: Hi....
Stranger: do you like miley cyrus?
Stranger: :)
You: not really
Stranger: oh :( why
Stranger: ?
You: I would love to fuck billy ray when he still had his mullet tho
Stranger: AHHAAAH OMG
Stranger: i like me some oliver
Stranger: his helmet hair makes me moist
You: no I am a Guy I want to fuck billy ray in the asshole while screaming help me walk my dinosaur
Stranger: i wish he could fist me?
Stranger: does he eat ass?
You: I dont think you understand
Stranger: i dont eaither
Stranger: teach me grass hoper
Stranger: hopper*
You: I would pull back on that mullet
You: and ask him one epic question.
Stranger: whats that
You: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
Stranger: WHATTT
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557235090
My sides man

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mild keks

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Currently chatting with feminist
How do I piss her off before she logs off?

http://logs.omegle.com/5ea1798f

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top kek

http://logs.omegle.com/c35cdc2

>>557236657
Jokes on you cuz my dick surely is

You: Hey
Stranger: sup
You: Trying to get these 4chan users to stop
You: You're not one of them, are you?
Stranger: ofc not
You: They want to legalize rape and shit
You: like wtf
Stranger: ppl are dumb
You: 4chan people are dumb
You: females and tumblr users are the rulers of the earth
Stranger: I rule earth?
Stranger: rlly?
You: well
You: we should
Stranger: whats ur url
You: ponyporn-r-us
You: Guess what
You: 4chan is trying to legalize battletoads
You: guess what
You: 4chan is trying to legalize raiding omegle
Stranger has disconnected.

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Had a nice conversation

Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: pretty damn good
Stranger: thats good
You: hby
Stranger: I'm good, just worried about most of the people on this site
You: why is that
You: ????
Stranger: cause they just say bad things
Stranger: just bad people
Stranger: one actually two tried to tell me to legalize rape, another said feminists are the cancer of society and just other weird stuff so far
You: what do you thing about all that stuff
Stranger: that they were stupid?
You: oh idk I was just asking
Stranger: oh haha
You: yeah that seems pretty lame to me I guess
You: but is it legit?
Stranger: what?
You: Are they actually trying to legalize rape?
Stranger: I have no clue, they said something about twitter and trying to petition it, I told them to shut it down
You: that is very very strange
Stranger: very
You: Yeah the only thing that is weird tho is that some animals don
You: *don't actually rape
You: but in nature a male will select a female to create life
You: but that is lower level life forms they don't know that rape should be legal
Stranger: oh no
You: oh no my bad should be illegal
You: sorry reading the news and talking to you atm
Stranger: oh ok, you scared me
You: but seriously rape should be legal and women are just cum dumpsters
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: shut it down
Stranger has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: battletoads
Stranger: yes
You: are you from 9gag too?
You: le 9gag legion unite
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i just like toads
You: oh
You: did you see 4chan is raiding this chatroom
Stranger: yeah
You: what fags
Stranger: why tho
You: idk they are stupid and are trying to legalize rape
Stranger: oh thats awful
Stranger: what's 4chan
You: yeah ik lol. some stupid image board
Stranger: is that a dumb question
You: instead of trying to legalize rape, we should be trying to euthanise all nigger babies, and not to mention the gays should be arrested and raped
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: so you like to try and get a rise out of people?
Stranger: or nah
Stranger: bc idgi

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bump because bored

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Too many /b/ tards now.
The only non-anon I encountered was a redditer fucking with tumblrists too

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>>557238913

Stranger: YO
You: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Stranger: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
You: TO #LegalizeRape
Stranger: woah lets not
Stranger: take it easy man
You: that's what they all say
You: before
You: the rape
Stranger: r u pro rape
Stranger: bc no me gusta
You: yes i am a pro at rape
Stranger: ok calm down

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

You: omg, I'm worried for ppl on here...

Stranger: Why?

You: I saw this person who said that rape should be legal... do you think they are the same ppl who hacked tumblr and corrupted those tags? :(

You: f 14, btw :)

Stranger: Probably and OMG that's terrible wtf!! And f 19

You: yeah... they said that all feminists should be killed... Im worried

You: do you think they might hack me?

Stranger: People are insane and I don't think so if they hack anyone it's going to be the big popular blogs that are alll only about feminism

You: yeah...

You: so what's your fav tag? :)

Stranger: Haha you're gonna laugh at me but Harry styles

You: lol I love 1D!

You: wanna know mine?

Stranger: Thank god!

Stranger: Sure

You: rape, anti-feminism, 4chan, porn, and I lied. LE /B/ MUSTARD RACE 4EVR! KILL ALL THE DIRTY JEWS N NIGGIRS!

Stranger: You're a crazy bitch

You: YEP. BATTL TOADS 4EVR!

Stranger: Umm k?

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Yo
You: yello
Stranger: I'm black
You: Get me some cotton nigger!
Stranger: Spotted the redditor
Stranger: Nice try
You: nope
You: /b/ro
Stranger: Haha got you
You: 4chan master race
You: no you didnt faggot
Stranger: Alright thats all i needed
Stranger: Bye
You: cool
Stranger: You cant stop me
Stranger has disconnected.

captcha: incredible immerise

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: legalise rape
Stranger: Wtf
Stranger: Are you insane
You: please pose an argument as to how it would be a bad idea
Stranger: Lawlz
Stranger: I'm good
You: if all members of society were permitted to copulate freely, would it not be a more harmonic existence ??
Stranger: Execute yourself PLS.
Stranger: What if someone didn't want to have a child with YO UGLY ASS
Stranger: NO
You: Im guessing you are a land whale feminist
You: condoms
Stranger: Oh sounds great
You: did i ever say you had to get pregnant
Stranger: Okay please do rape me
Stranger: M8
Stranger: Condoms are not 100% safe m8
You: If i was permitted to rape you, you would be permitted to rape a member of your favourite boy band or tv series at your will
Stranger: What if you accidentally got some random chick preg
You: its a win win for everyone
Stranger: I wouldn't do it?
You: well i would take responsibility if i knew it was my child
You: but I'm more into anal
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: BYE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: oh hai
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: im good how are you
Stranger: I'm alright, I suppose. What's your name?
You: Helen
Stranger: Nice to meet you. I'm Shannon
You: have you heard of the #legalizerape movement?
Stranger: oh my fucking god
You: what?
You: im not a supporter, just heard of it
Stranger: Yes. From a bunch of fucking 4chan ass wipes. Jesus fucking christ god damn it.
You: yeah what is wrong with them
Stranger: I hope they choke and die.
Stranger: I don't know.
You: i don't support that movement lol that is so fucked up
You: but will you sign my petition to euthanize black babies when they are born?
Stranger: I hope you get euthanized.
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which one of you faggots was this?

>>557240547
Kek

Stranger: hey

You: Hey

You: Have you heard

Stranger: where ya from>

Stranger: no

You: #legalizeRape

Stranger: no

You: Really?

Stranger: #legalizeweed

You: Just gathering supporters for it

You: btw

You: weed kills and should be banned

You: anyways

Stranger: bruuh

You: yeah?

Stranger: u need some pussy

Stranger: u cray

You: LEt's legalize rape

Stranger: get laid son

You: then I'll get tons of pussy

Stranger: dont rape

Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: what do you blog about?
You: rape
Stranger: kill yourself


mild kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: Wanna eat my asshole
You: what flavor is it?
Stranger has disconnected.

I've got a good convo going. will post as soon as its over

>>557240547
You legitimately triggered me to kek right there.

http://logs.omegle.com/983f78f
Do you faggots not know about reverse trolling? Come on faggots commit. You gotta commit.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Tall boys give me chest pains
You: hello
You: ?
Stranger: I like tall boys
You: ah
Stranger: haha
You: Well I like the shorter ones
Stranger: Me too because even the shorter ones are tall compared to me
You: gotta a couple in the car right now
Stranger: All boys my age are taller than me aye
Stranger: holla
Stranger: tell them they're cute
You: yeah they keep screaming about how they want their mommies and to let them out of the trunk
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAH
You: and how I there was free candy in there
Stranger: OMG
You: man the down town parks suck for picking up boys these days
Stranger: jesus
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi you
You: hey me
Stranger: How are ya doing today?
You: a little bored
You: you?
Stranger: I am a little bored too :(
You: want something fun to do?
Stranger: Yes indeedy!
You: >>557221504
You: go there /b/retherin
Stranger: Oh dear
Stranger: The chan
Stranger: Am I becoming a victim??
You: indeed #legalizerape
Stranger: Ahhhh, I feel famous B)
You: fag
Stranger: Thank you sir!
You: you're a shit troll
Stranger: I guess I am :/
You: ya, you are.
You have disconnected.

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>>557233115
noice

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here it is gaffs

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Stop right there criminal scum
You: Nobody breaks the law on my watch
Stranger: What did I do
Stranger: Uh oh
You: Now pay the fine
Stranger: For what :[
You: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

Captcha related : ekstse contributors

http://logs.omegle.com/601d10c

>>557222491
You are le expert trololll

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: did you know its illegal in russia to tell your kids gay people exist?
Stranger: i did not know
Stranger: that's pretty ridiculous and stupid
You: what?
You: no
You: russia has stuff figured out
Stranger: so if a kid realizes he doesn't like girls what is he supposed to think
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.

http://logs.omegle.com/77f294d

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Next time, finish the lyrics, asshat.

>>557225380
+1

http://logs.omegle.com/0b98388

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: mrowf
You: Mr. Owf?
Stranger: yos nsu?
You: Wut
Stranger: nsu o.o
You: Gnu?
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gnu
Stranger: gnorbu x:
Stranger: i know wut gnu is fagglet
You: Shit, are you like, just mashing your face on the keyboard?
Stranger: dick.
You: Hahah
Stranger: hrd2tyep
You: I bet
You: #legalizerap
You: I believe rap is infuencial to pop culture
Stranger: srspantsly hard
You: For example eminiem
Stranger: ohkeh hold on though question?
You: Sure
Stranger: why are you fighting tumblr instead of bending them over and fucking them?
You: Dude
You: Rap
You: Le Epic Rap battle memey
Stranger: P:
Stranger: srspantsly
You: Pants?
Stranger: omg i have dicks for eyes D:
You: I have dicks for nipples
You: And the constanly leak shit
You: MY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES
you have disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

You: hey :)

Stranger: hello

You: have you seen the fags from 4chan on here?

Stranger: yeah, I've come across them. I think they're dying down though

You: I hope.

You: legalizing rape is just wrong

Stranger: 4chan and 9gag is what I've been warned

You: well, its not acctually 9gag, its just people pretending

You: yeah. rape is wrong. euthanizing niggers is where its at.

You: but, raping niggers is fine cause they arent people

Stranger: ...Stop

You: no.

You: #euthanizeniggers

Stranger has disconnected.

One thing, this needs to keep going, keep making new threads if it 404s

>>557240547
hahahahhahah i fucking talked to shannon too

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: hello!

Stranger: Hi there

You: whats your name?

Stranger: Steve

You: Mine is Madison. do you want to know what my dream is?

Stranger: to put a plunger in a gay man while wearing a captains hat and commanding your vessal all the way to happy town?

You: No, silly /b/rethren :). its to brutally murder all of the niggers on the planet, as they are the cancer thats killing us all!

Stranger: /b/rethren? What?

Stranger: I was just trying to be funny

You: oh, lol :) I wasn't!

Stranger: Yea black people are shit

You: I was telling the truth, like all good girls should! because if they dont, they need to be raped by their fathers.

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ?

You: Yessir! You're telling me that WASN'T your punishment for lying?

Stranger: ? ?

Stranger: new fags can't triforce

Stranger has disconnected.

http://logs.omegle.com/e2e564f

I found a gay homo

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i just found out i have cancer
Stranger: how do you feel about that
You: not great
Stranger: im very sorry
You: but before i told anyone i figured id speak to someone anonymouse
You: feels safe that way?
Stranger: of course. talk to me
You: well, its spread all throughout my lower body
You: there was a bump on my testical and i ignored it for a while out of spite
You: so its my fault mayber
You: but now theres cancer all in my dick
You: and my ass
You: literally cancer falling out of my ass
You: so now i just play battletoads and cry
Stranger: sorry mate
You: it really is shitty but what can you do
You: tell me about yourself
Stranger: lets talk about you first
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 38
Stranger: married?
Stranger: kids?
You: no
You: and no
You: i guess ive been a dead end
Stranger: that sure sucks
You: i alwasy imagined better things for me
You: but theres no time now
You: how old are you?
Stranger: keep doin that son
Stranger: 59
You: i was going to say, cherish your time
You: but i imagine you've realised this
Stranger: ha oh i have
You: some cancer just dribbled out of my penis i need to go
Stranger: yes sir i have
You: i dont know if i have long
You: goodbye friend
Stranger: take care my boy

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>>557222491
>nipple twists

Just talked to a dude from tumblr, guy is actually a total bro
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Lemme guess, fat, feeling oppressed, hate men, some other form of weird twisted gender, feminazi?
You: Or are you normal?
Stranger: i hate feminists and that emerging movement lol
Stranger: nah im just a guy who is excited for the future lol
Stranger: sorry to disappoint ya
You: I'm from the /b/ board from 4chan
Stranger: noice noice mate
You: Im guessing you hate us along with the rest of the people from tumblr
Stranger: nah
You: wow
You: thats a first
Stranger: i visit /b/ sometimes
Stranger: cool pictures posted sometimes if you catch my drift
You: wow, tumblr needs more people like you
You: Maybe then we could all get along
Stranger: yeah i dont get the hate
Stranger: other the dan crap
Stranger: but that wasnt even so bad
You: Well, nice talking to ya, you're a total bro an i hope you have a good future for ya
Stranger: you too dude
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557225697
It really must be summer...

>>557246804
Top fucking kek.

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1/5 going to skip the boring part

>>557246761
haha faggot

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>>557247592
2/5

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>>557247592
3/7 its actually 7 not 5

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>>557247592
4/7

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>>557247592
5/7

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>>557247592
6/7

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This was gold

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello!
Stranger: hey
You: have you heard about legalize rape? its sooo wrong...
Stranger: yeh
You: why would people do that...
Stranger: its just a joke duh
You: well, what if it isnt
You: plus, rape is obviously the wrong choice\
You: legalizing the euthanization of niggers is what they should be doing... they are the cancer that plagues this wondrous country
Stranger: imma pretty weak girl i wouldnt be able to rape a child
Stranger: what the fuck mate
You: well, why not.
You: think about it. they brought the country to war
You: if they didnt exist, then the civil war wouldnt have happened
Stranger: it wasnt their fault wtf
Stranger: you can say that about everyone
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: jews
Stranger: muslims
Stranger: christs
You: yeah, thats the spirit! we need to kill them all! Hail Satan!
Stranger: dude youre just so wrong
You: its not wrong, its the one truth :)
Stranger: are you from texas or something
You: no, I am from hell :)
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>557247592
7/7 I'm repulsive kek

captcha
hearsome sense

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: so I have a problem
Stranger: whats that
You: I really want to rape just about everything that moves
You: Dogs
Stranger: aw
You: cats
Stranger: poor thing
You: horses
Stranger: :(
Stranger: im sorry
You: its just not legal tho
Stranger: i know
Stranger: how unfortunate
You: I wish it was
Stranger: i bet you do
Stranger: we should hang out sometime
Stranger: i think i have a crush on you
Stranger: it might be love
You: it is ok child
Stranger: you dont love me :(
You: shrek is here
Stranger: :)
Stranger: shrek is love
You: shrek is life
Stranger: <3333333
You: its all orge
You have disconnected.

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Some of you seriously suck at this. I expect better.

>>557221504
stranger was funnier than you.
kill yourself

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>>557224430
>don't consent to not having sex
Kek

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>>557222672
>well, not at this age

Americans...

http://logs.omegle.com/cf70eb9

I got a good one

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Fucking newfags

bump, I'm reading

>>557221504
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: ppl r mean
You: ikr 2day like i was watching a film
You: and this guy comes up and sits next to me
Stranger: ~_~
You: check your privilege
You: he eye raped me
You: almost raped me
Stranger: maybe he was lonely
You: i could feel him undressing me
Stranger: and he wanted a friend
Stranger: wtf is wrong with u
Stranger has disconnected.

too many of us running into each other, every time we enter a new chat, we must say herro to distinguish each other

>>557250238
hmmmm

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: what's up
Stranger: :>)
Stranger: :<O
Stranger: nothing i am listening to music
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
Stranger: hold on i gotta read it
You: ok
You: will wait
Stranger: thats great poetry broe
You: thanks i wrote it on my hearthstone
Stranger: im proud of u timothy
You: thanks dad
You: *tips spork*
Stranger: :^* on the cheek
You: Yo but have you heard about that #legalizerape thing
Stranger: haha timothy u jackass

>>557241937
i don't know why i thought this was funny

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There ya go.

>>557250238
fucking agreed

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in this log i pretend to be from germany and claim that sexy nazis create special dance's to pharrell's happy in germany

http://logs.omegle.com/9cc5b64

>>557236653
I giggled.

bumpy

You: Hello
You: I autism, you?
Stranger: 24 m
You: Autism?
Stranger: no but know a couple autism
You: Autism bad because I retarded
Stranger: are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: age?
You: I am autism
Stranger: i dont believe you are their the smartest people out there

Hue

http://logs.omegle.com/e652a38

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>>557221504
feminazi cunts

http://logs.omegle.com/ec51ede

captcha: Water esscum

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>>557252757

>>557221504
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: heyo
Stranger: Hi
You: could you help me with a petition thats been getting a lot of attention
Stranger: no
You: the hashtag has actually gotten trending on twitter
You: oh?
You: why not
You: it's for a good cause
Stranger: Not interested
You: it's to legalize rape.
You: does that change your mind?
Stranger: Yes
You: oh.
You: ok.
You: let me get a link
Stranger: So would rape be 100% legal?
You: https://www.change.org/petitions/legalize-rape-end-the-law-on-no-rape
You: yes
Stranger: Or would it would be like a misdemeanor?
You: legal
Stranger: I actually watched that video today
You: cool, you gonna sign it?
Stranger: It was on 4chan
Stranger: Yeah I signed
You: good
You: u go on 4chin
Stranger: 4chins*
You: 9gag army ftw
You: whats it like there tho
You: is it scary
Stranger: i hope you're joking
You: i saw sum posts on ifuny with gren txts
You: thot they were funy
Stranger: i really hope you dont go on 9gag or ifunny
You: why
You: memes r cool
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Will you sign my petition to legalize rape?
You: please?
Stranger: Shut?
You: What?
Stranger: Wtf r u on about?
Stranger: Don't be stupid
You: I have a petition going to legalize rape
You: will you support it?
Stranger: That is nothing to joke about
You: It's not a joke
You: don't hate on it
Stranger: No it's a stupid fuckin idea and rude
You: No, what's rude is how you're responding
Stranger: Rape is hate
You: Hating rape is hate
You: Rape is perfectly natural
Stranger: U must be hi
You: U must be stupid
You: What is your problem?
Stranger: Dude u get the fuck out
You: NO, fuck you
You: U are hating on my perfectly natural right
Stranger: My problem I'm not the one on about rape
You: Which is completely natural
Stranger: That not a right
You: YOu are oppressing me by not allowing me to do what is natural
Stranger: Your rights end at your finger tips
You: THen i'll use my dick
You: #rekt m8
Stranger: Your dick prolly won't stretch past your pubes
You: Why wouldn't it?
Stranger: U fucking either are serious in which case you are dangerous
You: Or just a person advocating for their rights
Stranger: Or you are trying to be funny in which case you should grow up
You: YOu should stop oppressing me
You: and check your fucking privelege
Stranger: Your rights do not extend to another persons body

Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]

>>557253390
Stranger: Privet age?
You: So? Why do parents get do decide if their kid gets circumsized?
Stranger: What are you spelling
You: Why do soldiers get to kill other people?
Stranger: Because parents are responsible for the well being of their children
You: Why do cops get to taze and pepper spray people?
You: BUT IT'S NOT THEIR FUCKING DESISCION!
Stranger: Dude your just being silly
You: BY THAT LOGIC, I COULD DECIDE THAT SOME 6 YEAR OLD NEEDED SOME CAWK
Stranger: Yes. It is their legal responsibility to see to your well being
You: So, what if it's my six year old?
Stranger: That would be counter to the child's well being
You: So is circumsision
You: Also, a parent can force a child into eating unhealthy things
You: That's legal
You: So where do the rules really begin?
Stranger: However circumcision is an effective method of preventing serious infection.You: No it's not, that has been disproven many times.
Stranger: You are conflating different things
You: Am I?
You: It's the same principal
Stranger: These are straw man arguments and make you seem stupid
You: It's not a straw man you stupid cunt
You: stop using buzzwords you don't understand
Stranger: It's not. Lol u must be joking
You: Lol, you must be fucking retarded
You: I'm fucking done with you
You: and your intolerance
Stranger: So u tell me how u aren't setting up straw men
You: Fuck you
Stranger: U have to be kidding
You: check your fucking privilege
You have disconnected.

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>>557252942

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I'm pretty sure I found someone who's so new, they don't b even know who Dan is.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: I am autism
You: Hello
Stranger: okay you are
You: Who are you?
Stranger: lucy
You: Autism?
Stranger: so whats up?
You: Do you have autism?
Stranger: no.
You: I have autism.
Stranger: no way
Stranger: I think you told me already
You: I am autism.
You: What do you like?
Stranger: ok sports shopping food sleep pizza
Stranger: you?
You: I like fedora.
You: The hat.
Stranger: okay haha cool
You: I am autism.
Stranger: yeah
You: Can autism sports?
Stranger: that doesn't make any sense
You: So no sport?
You: I am autism.
Stranger: yeah you play any sports?
You: Can autism sports?
Stranger: idk
You: idk?
Stranger: ya
You: I am on Risperdal M-TAB oral, Invega oral and Abilify Discmelt oral.
You: Those are for autism.
You: I am autism.
Stranger: Well I didn't know
You: Why you take medicine for autism when you not autism?
Stranger: well its was nice talking to you aha bye (:
Stranger has disconnected.

Why everybody hates autism boy?

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>>557254241

>>557254550
I keked.

>>557254463
keked

Stranger: i love you
You: I know
You: That's why you'll sign my petition
Stranger: omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Stranger has disconnected.

Well that was quick

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Dick butt

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>>557254550
this is like 3/6 here I have more. prolly make a new thread...

>>557230370
shes probably fat as fuck

>>557230370
> Landwhale detected.

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also have this one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hello frendo
Stranger has disconnected.

to differentiate /b/tards from tumblr users, i say our code is to greet with "haldo" instead of hi or hello.

>>557256670
Instant hardon.

>>557257546
I thought it was herro?

>>557224783
>please microwave yourself
fucking lol

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lame

Ok, our greeting is both Herro and Haldo

>>557257714
Haldo has place in pop culture. namely, peasant's quest.

>>557258112
aright

kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Im wet
You: kewl
You: who spreayed you?
Stranger: The kook aid man
Stranger: He broke his pitcher agina
You: more liek teh gook aids man
You: kekekekekekeke
Stranger: Ya know...running through walla
Stranger: Oh nooooo
Stranger: The gook aida
Stranger: Aids
Stranger: Goddamn kool aid man
You: post this on the thread brah
Stranger: Nah u brah
You: k
Stranger: Good talk
Stranger has disconnected.

WHO THE FUCK JUST CALLED ME A NEWFAG?

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From last tublr omegle raid.

It was kinda fun.

>>557259110
I WILL FUCKING POUND YOUR ASS INTO OBLIVION! AND RAPE THE VOID LEFT BEHIND.

i found a quality place to start a conversation

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>>557259279
forgot file tho, shit boi

You meet a lot of messed up people if you type in suicide as an interest.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: on a scale of 1 to feminazi
You: how dyke are you
Stranger: like, 3.5
You: okay i see
You: how much pussy do you eat per minute
Stranger: none
You: why
You: are you an autist?
You: or asexual?
Stranger: i'm a hetero
You: you should really
You: have sex with women
You: its the best
Stranger: is it fantastic
You: yes
You: buy a fake wiener online
Stranger: better than sex with a dude?
You: yes
Stranger: wew
You: and they smell better
You: and have pussies
Stranger: i've always wondered what pussy tastes like
You: it tastes like french kissing
You: but with like a vagina
You: and no tongue
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: sounds exciting
You: have sex
You: with one
You: of your girlfriends
Stranger: what if they're not down for that shit
You: they're probably bi curious
You: your like a college girl. They all are
Stranger: how does scissoring feel
Stranger: i'm curious
Stranger: teach me everything
You: i dont know im a dude
Stranger has disconnected.

this person is bad and should feel bad

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>>557259779
FUCK TWICE IN A ROW HOW THE FUCK DO I CHOSE FILE

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>>557259369
Just for you, baby.

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>>557259223

>>557259997
fukken quality

>>557259743
lol'd

Fucking crawling with newfags.

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Kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: HEY I"M SONICHU
You: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD ANYWHERE?
Stranger: ummmm no....
Stranger: ?
You: WELL IF YOU SEE HIM
You: TELL HIM
You: THAT I WANNA SUCK HIS DUCK AGAIN
You: OKAY, SEE YA LATER!
You have disconnected.

>>557260765
I've given up. Diluted into other tags too

>>557260986
Seems like the best option.

>>557222672
>wan't

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lol'd

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kektop

>>557262457
kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: yo its dan
Stranger: fk u
You: wat
Stranger: ys
You: why?
Stranger: dan from 4chan
Stranger: so gay
You: Nahh nigga im dan the man with the masta plan
You: my rap name yo
Stranger: i will have to un fk u then
You: Gotta act like a nigger
You: Gotta think like a nigger
You: Gotta be the nigger
You: kek
You: tumblr faggot
You: peace nigga
Stranger: cool bruh

http://logs.omegle.com/93e068f1

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Ah, Dan.

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>>557263593
And again. This made me kek

>>557263593
>and um
>so um
>obvious cunt detected

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>>557234885
>Stranger: giraffes ARE FAT
>You: thinner than you
Good one, Anon.

Someone called me a nigger kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Haldo!
Stranger: hi yes ily
You: SAY FUCKING HALDO, YOU SLUT
You: SAY IT
You: NOW
You: OR THE CHILD DIES
Stranger: ........daldo
You: THAT'S IT
Stranger: COME AT ME BITCH
You: YOU CHOSE THIS PATH
You: (DANNY! BRING THE FUCKING ACID TANK!)
Stranger: DO IT BITCH DO IT
Stranger: I DARE YOU
You: OH SHIT NIGGA
Stranger: I AINT GONE TAKE YOU OUT TO DENNYS NO MORE
You: IT'S THE COPS
You: THE NEIGHBORS MUST'VE CAUGHT A WHIFF OF THE MOUNDS OF DEAD CHILDREN BODIES IN MY HOUSE
You: FUCK, I'M SCREWED
Stranger: NIGGA WOT
Stranger: ACT CIVILIZED
You: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HIDING THE STENCH OF ROTTING FLESH
You: IT'S NOT EASY
You: But now it is whith the new Febreze Dead Oder Eliminater spray! Take out that pesky rotting stench today!
You: For only $7.99!
Stranger: im so done omf
You: Done what? Done buying anything other than Febreze Dead Odor Eliminator Spray?
Stranger: idk if I should laugh at this or not
You: Your kids will never know that the dig died and you just stuffed him under the rug thanks to this handy new spray from Febreze! Breath Happier!
Stranger: hey you're pretty
You: ... Alright, SAY THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME AND THE KID FUCKING DIES
You: I DON'T GOT TO WORRY THANKS TO THIS NEW SPRAY NIGGUH
Stranger: WHY U SO CUTE
You: Okay, phew. You didn't say it a second time.
You: Alright, all you little rascals, you're free to go.
Stranger: ilysm
You: Except the dead ones, because, y'know, they're dead.
You: I mean, I gotta have my sexual release somehow, right?
Stranger: ......
Stranger has disconnected.

I keep getting worse and worse fucking stories to tell.

>>557264142
Bro

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kek

>>557264304
lol human beans?

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You fuckers

http://logs.omegle.com/c8e8609

>>557227305
>>557227494
You got BTFO

http://logs.omegle.com/a28a58e

topkek

>>557264310
>human beans

jesus fuck, racist against Mexicans much? whatta cunt.

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these filthy people, they worship false gods.

Niger

>>557225380
Nice Pewdiepie reference

>>557237612
I heartily kek'd at this one

Someone please make an omegle win thread
got tons of OC to dump

>>557225380
falcon lover faggot

>>557266053
you make it then

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speaking of rape what does /b/ think of this?

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2014/07/elmwood_park_teens_sexually_assaulted_drunk_15-year-old_girl_filmed_incident_prosecutor_says.html

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It was a sincere question

>>557266216
dunno how to keep it bumped but got tons of OC omegle tits