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if Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues
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If Tom Cruise got punched he'd be Tom Bruise
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>>557105340
If tom cruise was a needle he'd be tom used
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If Tom Cruise was sad he'd be Tom Blues
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If Tom Cruise was a siamese twin, he'd be Tom Fused
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If Tom Cruise took a nap he'd be Tom Snooze.
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if he was an anus he'd be Tom Sphincter
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if Tom Cruise was eating he'd be Tom Chews
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if Tom Cruise were out to sea he'd be Tom Cruise
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If Tom Cruise was Jewish he'd be Tom Cruisenbergstein
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if tom cruise was a fighter pilot hed be maverick. ahahaha beat that niggers
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If Tom Cruise was a hipster he'd wear Tom Shoes
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If Tom Cruise lost he'd be Tom loose.
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If Tom Cruise made a TV show about how to use various adhesives, it'd be Tom Glues
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>>557105340
if Tom Cruise was mexican he'd be Tom Cruz
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If Tom Cruise was someone's inspiration he'd be Tom Muse
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>>557105340
If tom cruise was french he'd be Tom Truce
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise had a drink he'd be Tom Boozed

If Tom Cruise was tricked he'd be Tom Rused
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If tom cruise was black he'd be tom crews
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If Tom Cruise was a satnav he'd be Tom Tom
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If tom cruise was a reporter he would be tom news
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If Tom Cruise invented Hover round, he'd be Tom Cruz
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If Tom Cruise was a common swindler he'd be Tom Ruse
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If Tom Cruise was a drink he'd be Tom Juice
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If Tom Cruise was a terrorist he would be Bomb Cruise
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>>557105340
But he's a scifi so he must be CLUELESS.
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If tom cruise was faggot he'd be tom cruise
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was a car he'd be Tom Cruise
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If Tom Cruise was an explosive, he'd be Bomb Cruise
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>>557105340
If this thread was fucking stupid, it would have a picture of tom cruise
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If Tom Cruise would get some implants he would be Tom Boobs
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If Tom Cruise was honnest he'd be Tom Truth
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If Tom Cruise was an actor, he'd be Tom Cruize.
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was over 600 lbs he'd be your mother.
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If Tom Cruise would race the 24 hours of le mans he'd be Long Cruise
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>>557105340
If tom cruise liked women, he'd be tom cooz
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IF TOM CRUISE WERE TOM CRUISE, HE'D BE CALLED TOM CRUISE
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If Tom Cruise had to pick something, he would be Tom Choose
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If Tom Cruise was a ching chong losing, he'd be a Tom Raff, Tom Ruse
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was asian hed be Dong Cruise
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was sad he'd be Tom Blues
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>>557105340
if tom cruise was a Canadian comedian he would be tom green
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If Tom Cruiser was George Clooney he would be George Takei Jr.
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>>557105872

wow...
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If Tom Cruise was a plant he'd be Tom Crops
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If Tom Cruise was a Native American tribe, he'd be Tom Sioux
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If tom cruise was an alcoholoc he'd be tom booze
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If tom Cruise was Tom Cruise he would be called Tom Cruise
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>>557106558
Fucking awful. Never post on this site again
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>>557105340
If Tim Cruise made tea he'd be Tom Brews
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If Tom Cruise was a Nazi, he'd be Tom Jews
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If Tom Cruise was acquiring things, he'd be Tom Accrues
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If Tom Cruise was a swedish tobacoo he'd be Tom Snus
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>>557106558
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If tom cruise were a handyman he would be tom screws
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If Tom Cruise was a dragon, he'd be a dragon.
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>>557106352
if Tom Cruise started laughing he'd be Tom Lose
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If Tom Cruise were church furniture, he'd be Tom Pews.
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If Tom Cruise had copies of himself, all in various colours, he'd be Tom Hues
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If tom cruise was an artist
He would b tom hues
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If Tom Cruise was dyslexic he'd be Com Truise.
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>>557106197
>>557106197
ATT: oldfags. edgy?
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If Tom Cruise was a leg, he'd be Tom Calves
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise had difficulty displaying his emotions, like my father, he'd be Tom Obtuse.
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If Tom Cruise were an old video game, he'd be Tom PEW PEW PEW
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If Tom cruise was a newfag he'd be Tom Lose
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If Tom Cruise got pregnant, he'd be Mom Cruise.
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If Tom Cruise wasn't famous he'd be Tom Whos
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If Tom Cruise would be OP he would be a faggot.
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If Tom Cruise was a bomb, he'd be Tom Fuse
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If Tom Cruise was a baby sheep he'd be Tom ewes
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If Tom was a sexy lady voice, he was TomTom Cruise
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If Tom Cruise didn't pay his bills, he'd Tom Dues
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>>557107239
bait/10
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If Tom Cruise were a monotheistic religious and social community found primarily in Syria, Lebanon, Israel and Jordan, he'd be Tom Druze.
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If Tom Cruise was a Muslim, he was Bom Cruise
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If Tom Cruise ate 0's

He would be a Tomato

I win bitches.
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If Tom Cruise a lawyer he'd be Tom Sues
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If Tom Cruise had a cunt, he was Fom Cruise
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if Tom Cruise were a train he'd be Tom ChooChoos
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>>557107367
tomatzero? i think no
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>>557105801
/thread
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If Tom Cruise was a train he'd be Tom Choo-Choos
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>>557105340
if tom cruise chuckled he'd be tom amused
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>>557107452
damn you and your better post
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>>557105801
Jesus christ that was good.
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>>557107378
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If Tom Cruise was a vegetable he would be Tom Pineapple.
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If Scientology was scientific, he was Tom Knews
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if Tom Cruise wasn't autistic he'd be Tom Schmooze
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If Tom Cruise drank to much he'd be Tom Spews
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If Tom Cruise was a Scientologist, he'd be the posterboy of a subversive, dangerous, money-grubbing cult.


...wait
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if Tom Cruise started crying he'd be Tom Boohoos
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Because Tom Cruise is acting all the time, he is Dom Clues
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if Tom Cruise was reading this he'd be Tom Peruse
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Tom Cruise read a feminist blog and became Tom Abuse
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If Tom Cruise went for a casual drive he'd be Tom Cruise
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>>557105340
If tom cruise was a faggot he'd be Tom Ooze
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>>557107736
You did it wrong, faggot. He would be Tom Xenu.
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If a dragon was Tom Cruise, he'd be Tom Cruise
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>>557107784
If Tom Cruise was a cat he would be Tom Mews
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>>557105340
if Tom Cruise were a ship, he'd be Tom Cruise
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IF TOM CRUISE WOULD BE GAY HE WOULD BE TOM PENIS XDDDDD
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>>557107992
XD
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>>557107992
If tom Cruise was your mum he would be getting railed everynight by niggers
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>>557105340
If tom cruise was blue he'd be tom clues
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If Tom Criuse is unscrewing a screw he'd be Tom Loose.
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>>557107992
>>557107992
I am 30 and what is this
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If Tom Cruise was a small mole-like creature he'd be Tom Shrews.
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>>557107992
if Tom Cruise were you he'd be Tom Splooge
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if tom cruise was bill cosby he'd be Flibbity Bloop Blop Blooz
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IF TOM CRUISE WAS CHINESE MAN HE WOULD BE LOM CRUISE :D :D :D
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If tom Cruise was a musclim he'd be Tom Booms
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>>557105340
If tom cruise was suicidal he'd be tome noose
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If Tom Cruise was OP he'd be a faggot
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If Tom Cruise broke the sound barrier he'd be Tom Booms.
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If Tom Cruise were the game he'd be...
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If Tom Cruise was an ass he'd be Tom Anoos
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if Morgan Freeman was a transsexual, he'd be Morgan Sheman.
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If Tom Cruise got really mad he'd be Tom Stews.
If Tom Cruise got a little confused he'd be Tom Misconstrues.
If Tom Cruise was a film critic he'd be Tom Reviews.
If Tom Cruise was in Zork! he'd be Tom Grues.
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>>557108414
If Morgan Freeman was the enemy of skeletor he'd be Morgan Heman
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If Tom Cruise was Candle Jack he'd b-
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>>557108414
If you did Tom Hanks a favor he'd be Tom Thanks
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If Tom Cruise took a bunch of shits they'd be Tom Poos.
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If tom cruise needed the toiled he'd be Tom Poos
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>>557108572
If tom hanks masturbated he'd be Tom Wanks
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>>557106558
It's so fucking simple and yet you fucked up.
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If Tom Cruise was a faggot, he would be OP Cruise
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If Tom Cruise was an optical lens he'd be Tom Views
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If Tom Cruise wanted to continue with his current insurance provider, he'd be Tom Renews
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was looking for a fight he'd be Tom Cruisin-for-a-bruise
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If tom cruise started crying he'd be tom abloo
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>>557105340

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsYTn_InAQ
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If Tom Cruise stood on glass he would be Torn Shoes
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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was a bird he'd be Tom Goose
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If Tom cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos
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if Tom Cruise was a resting place for the dead he'd be Tomb Cruise
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niggers
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>>557109039
It's like that now is it.

If Tom Cruise were multiple cheesy dipping sauces for bread he would be fondues
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