if Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues

If Tom Cruise got punched he'd be Tom Bruise

>>557105340
If tom cruise was a needle he'd be tom used

If Tom Cruise was sad he'd be Tom Blues

If Tom Cruise was a siamese twin, he'd be Tom Fused

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If Tom Cruise took a nap he'd be Tom Snooze.

if he was an anus he'd be Tom Sphincter

if Tom Cruise was eating he'd be Tom Chews

if Tom Cruise were out to sea he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was Jewish he'd be Tom Cruisenbergstein

if tom cruise was a fighter pilot hed be maverick. ahahaha beat that niggers

If Tom Cruise was a hipster he'd wear Tom Shoes

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If Tom Cruise lost he'd be Tom loose.

If Tom Cruise made a TV show about how to use various adhesives, it'd be Tom Glues

>>557105340
if Tom Cruise was mexican he'd be Tom Cruz

If Tom Cruise was someone's inspiration he'd be Tom Muse

>>557105340
If tom cruise was french he'd be Tom Truce

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>>557105340
If Tom Cruise had a drink he'd be Tom Boozed

If Tom Cruise was tricked he'd be Tom Rused

If tom cruise was black he'd be tom crews

If Tom Cruise was a satnav he'd be Tom Tom

If tom cruise was a reporter he would be tom news

If Tom Cruise invented Hover round, he'd be Tom Cruz

If Tom Cruise was a common swindler he'd be Tom Ruse

If Tom Cruise was a drink he'd be Tom Juice

If Tom Cruise was a terrorist he would be Bomb Cruise

>>557105340
But he's a scifi so he must be CLUELESS.

If tom cruise was faggot he'd be tom cruise

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was a car he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was an explosive, he'd be Bomb Cruise

>>557105340
If this thread was fucking stupid, it would have a picture of tom cruise

If Tom Cruise would get some implants he would be Tom Boobs

If Tom Cruise was honnest he'd be Tom Truth

If Tom Cruise was an actor, he'd be Tom Cruize.

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was over 600 lbs he'd be your mother.

If Tom Cruise would race the 24 hours of le mans he'd be Long Cruise

>>557105340
If tom cruise liked women, he'd be tom cooz

IF TOM CRUISE WERE TOM CRUISE, HE'D BE CALLED TOM CRUISE

If Tom Cruise had to pick something, he would be Tom Choose

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If Tom Cruise was a ching chong losing, he'd be a Tom Raff, Tom Ruse

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was asian hed be Dong Cruise

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was sad he'd be Tom Blues

>>557105340
if tom cruise was a Canadian comedian he would be tom green

If Tom Cruiser was George Clooney he would be George Takei Jr.

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>>557105872

wow...

If Tom Cruise was a plant he'd be Tom Crops

If Tom Cruise was a Native American tribe, he'd be Tom Sioux

If tom cruise was an alcoholoc he'd be tom booze

If tom Cruise was Tom Cruise he would be called Tom Cruise

>>557106558
Fucking awful. Never post on this site again

>>557105340
If Tim Cruise made tea he'd be Tom Brews

If Tom Cruise was a Nazi, he'd be Tom Jews

If Tom Cruise was acquiring things, he'd be Tom Accrues

If Tom Cruise was a swedish tobacoo he'd be Tom Snus

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>>557106558

If tom cruise were a handyman he would be tom screws

If Tom Cruise was a dragon, he'd be a dragon.

>>557106352
if Tom Cruise started laughing he'd be Tom Lose

If Tom Cruise were church furniture, he'd be Tom Pews.

If Tom Cruise had copies of himself, all in various colours, he'd be Tom Hues

If tom cruise was an artist
He would b tom hues

If Tom Cruise was dyslexic he'd be Com Truise.

>>557106197
>>557106197
ATT: oldfags. edgy?

If Tom Cruise was a leg, he'd be Tom Calves

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise had difficulty displaying his emotions, like my father, he'd be Tom Obtuse.

If Tom Cruise were an old video game, he'd be Tom PEW PEW PEW

If Tom cruise was a newfag he'd be Tom Lose

If Tom Cruise got pregnant, he'd be Mom Cruise.

If Tom Cruise wasn't famous he'd be Tom Whos

If Tom Cruise would be OP he would be a faggot.

If Tom Cruise was a bomb, he'd be Tom Fuse

If Tom Cruise was a baby sheep he'd be Tom ewes

If Tom was a sexy lady voice, he was TomTom Cruise

If Tom Cruise didn't pay his bills, he'd Tom Dues

>>557107239
bait/10

If Tom Cruise were a monotheistic religious and social community found primarily in Syria, Lebanon, Israel and Jordan, he'd be Tom Druze.

If Tom Cruise was a Muslim, he was Bom Cruise

If Tom Cruise ate 0's

He would be a Tomato

I win bitches.

If Tom Cruise a lawyer he'd be Tom Sues

If Tom Cruise had a cunt, he was Fom Cruise

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if Tom Cruise were a train he'd be Tom ChooChoos

>>557107367
tomatzero? i think no

>>557105801
/thread

If Tom Cruise was a train he'd be Tom Choo-Choos

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>>557105340
if tom cruise chuckled he'd be tom amused

>>557107452
damn you and your better post

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>>557105801
Jesus christ that was good.

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>>557107378

If Tom Cruise was a vegetable he would be Tom Pineapple.

If Scientology was scientific, he was Tom Knews

if Tom Cruise wasn't autistic he'd be Tom Schmooze

If Tom Cruise drank to much he'd be Tom Spews

If Tom Cruise was a Scientologist, he'd be the posterboy of a subversive, dangerous, money-grubbing cult.


...wait

if Tom Cruise started crying he'd be Tom Boohoos

Because Tom Cruise is acting all the time, he is Dom Clues

if Tom Cruise was reading this he'd be Tom Peruse

Tom Cruise read a feminist blog and became Tom Abuse

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If Tom Cruise went for a casual drive he'd be Tom Cruise

>>557105340
If tom cruise was a faggot he'd be Tom Ooze

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>>557107736
You did it wrong, faggot. He would be Tom Xenu.

If a dragon was Tom Cruise, he'd be Tom Cruise

>>557107784
If Tom Cruise was a cat he would be Tom Mews

>>557105340
if Tom Cruise were a ship, he'd be Tom Cruise

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IF TOM CRUISE WOULD BE GAY HE WOULD BE TOM PENIS XDDDDD

>>557107992
XD

>>557107992
If tom Cruise was your mum he would be getting railed everynight by niggers

>>557105340
If tom cruise was blue he'd be tom clues

If Tom Criuse is unscrewing a screw he'd be Tom Loose.

>>557107992
>>557107992
I am 30 and what is this

If Tom Cruise was a small mole-like creature he'd be Tom Shrews.

>>557107992
if Tom Cruise were you he'd be Tom Splooge

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if tom cruise was bill cosby he'd be Flibbity Bloop Blop Blooz

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IF TOM CRUISE WAS CHINESE MAN HE WOULD BE LOM CRUISE :D :D :D

If tom Cruise was a musclim he'd be Tom Booms

>>557105340
If tom cruise was suicidal he'd be tome noose

If Tom Cruise was OP he'd be a faggot

If Tom Cruise broke the sound barrier he'd be Tom Booms.

If Tom Cruise were the game he'd be...

If Tom Cruise was an ass he'd be Tom Anoos

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if Morgan Freeman was a transsexual, he'd be Morgan Sheman.

If Tom Cruise got really mad he'd be Tom Stews.
If Tom Cruise got a little confused he'd be Tom Misconstrues.
If Tom Cruise was a film critic he'd be Tom Reviews.
If Tom Cruise was in Zork! he'd be Tom Grues.

>>557108414
If Morgan Freeman was the enemy of skeletor he'd be Morgan Heman

If Tom Cruise was Candle Jack he'd b-

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>>557108414
If you did Tom Hanks a favor he'd be Tom Thanks

If Tom Cruise took a bunch of shits they'd be Tom Poos.

If tom cruise needed the toiled he'd be Tom Poos

>>557108572
If tom hanks masturbated he'd be Tom Wanks

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>>557106558
It's so fucking simple and yet you fucked up.

If Tom Cruise was a faggot, he would be OP Cruise

If Tom Cruise was an optical lens he'd be Tom Views

If Tom Cruise wanted to continue with his current insurance provider, he'd be Tom Renews

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was looking for a fight he'd be Tom Cruisin-for-a-bruise

If tom cruise started crying he'd be tom abloo

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>>557105340

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsYTn_InAQ

If Tom Cruise stood on glass he would be Torn Shoes

>>557105340
If Tom Cruise was a bird he'd be Tom Goose

If Tom cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos

if Tom Cruise was a resting place for the dead he'd be Tomb Cruise

niggers

>>557109039
It's like that now is it.

If Tom Cruise were multiple cheesy dipping sauces for bread he would be fondues