If Tom Cruise had a drink he'd be Tom Boozed
If Tom Cruise was tricked he'd be Tom Rused
If Tom Cruise was a ching chong losing, he'd be a Tom Raff, Tom Ruse
if Tom Cruise were a train he'd be Tom ChooChoos
If Tom Cruise went for a casual drive he'd be Tom Cruise
You did it wrong, faggot. He would be Tom Xenu.
IF TOM CRUISE WOULD BE GAY HE WOULD BE TOM PENIS XDDDDD
if tom cruise was bill cosby he'd be Flibbity Bloop Blop Blooz
IF TOM CRUISE WAS CHINESE MAN HE WOULD BE LOM CRUISE :D :D :D
if Morgan Freeman was a transsexual, he'd be Morgan Sheman.
If Tom Cruise got really mad he'd be Tom Stews.
If Tom Cruise got a little confused he'd be Tom Misconstrues.
If Tom Cruise was a film critic he'd be Tom Reviews.
If Tom Cruise was in Zork! he'd be Tom Grues.
If you did Tom Hanks a favor he'd be Tom Thanks
It's so fucking simple and yet you fucked up.