Call this number and ask for the powdered donuts 6313945357
gonna need you to fill this out before i can help
i need to at least know who/what im calling
Some backstory on autism.
Highschool freshman, enjoys stalking everyone he can. Self-proclaimed meme and assassin king. He favorite games are Assassins Creed, Watch Dogs, all shit like that. Thinks "nerds" are top teir.
>ring ring nigger bitch
>Hey man it's John, I need to cap
I swear if this about those fuckin donuts ill hunt you down and stomp your bitch ass
>um... okay, but I really just needed a ounce.
Oh my bad, I've been getting calls abou-
>AN OUNCE OF THOSE KRISPY KREME POWDERED DONUTS ON DECK
Go fuck yourself (hang up)
Weedman's name is Anthony
Autist is Christian
Congrats, you're in the danger zone now.
Hey guys I got a whore girl's number who fucked me over. She's a serious fiend for dick and is a richwealthyfag because of her parents, which she believes entitles her to be better than everyone else. (361) 661-5368 Just keep calling and telling her "I want my shit back" lol Or tell her you got checked and have an STD, she's fucked a lot of guys, be creative /b/ros
>having anons call other anons
>assuming he isn't the definition of autism
OP here once again
Just thought I'd share this old screencap.
Red is Weedboy.
Blue is one of his weedboys.
Green is his uncle.
Artists answered and I said I had a job for him. He said he can get someone to do the job for me. I told him I wanted him personally. He threatened to hunt me down and said "goodnight madam, I'll see you tomorrow, that is if you live to see tomorrow" laughed and hung up.
>yes is this christian
>how do you know my name?
>im coming for dat ass boy
threatened me and said he going to take my liver
called him an autist and he went potato on me and hung up
i think he broke his phone
Hello is this Christian?
I know what you did with my daughter you sick fuck. Next time you contact her I'm putting a lump of buckshot in your skull.
>who is this
>I don't know anyoone named michelle
(I reverse number looked up.) I'm gonna drive over to hampton and blow youre fucking head off you piece of shit.
>Breaks down into tears and apologized
Better than expected
Here's a DruggieGuy that I know.
His name is Octavian.
He's a drugged up guy who tries to make money dealing but sucks.lol
Call him and ask him for an insane amount of drugs, or battle toads its in the San Antonio TX area lol
>I just called him and tried to sell him volcano insurance... He said no, so I said ok, good day sir, praise Allah.
It just goes straight to voice mail...
I think Weedman caught on and turned off his phone.
He made a status about the prank calls on FB. Good work guys.
i feel warm and fuzzy knowing all these /b/rothers are out here on Heroin Island
Last # guys
This guys name is Jose.
He's a bit off as a person, I'm guessing borderline retarded but smart.lol
He overexaggerates stuff and has a speech problem pronouncing R's as W's, he is imaginative and lonely, as well as violent and fucking odd.
He said he once took on 80 guys at once and won lol
This number should still work 2104203593 please post results /b/
Fuck that. No one deserves that shit. Post numbers of scumbags only. Like shitty weed dealers or rapists or someone who owes you money
oh i forgot to mentioned i used to date her and she cheated on me. So fuck off white knight fag
called the autistic christian again
>"stop fucking calling me"
not until you do something for me first
>"what the fuck do you want im trying to sleep"
i want you break your copy of watch dogs in half
>"listen here, kid, i will call my assasin friends to get you and i will get aiden peirce to hack your bank account."
your memes are fucking terrible and i hope you parents get cancer. your fucking dead kiddo, i know where you live. dont make me drive out all the way to hampton and murdur your bitch ass.
> he hands up
well of course i am. im here arent i?
-Called the autist for powdered donuts-
He calls back
>Listen. You stop calling me.
>I'm gonna kill whoever posted my number on 4chan
How ya gon do that?
>People track down numbers. And kill them.
Are you a hacker?
>I might be.
You might be the Chicago Vigilante
>I might be.
ultimate fucking kek
Ask him how much meth he smoked today and watch the hilarity ensue
This kid is 20
scared to drive
Pisses the bed
Cuddles with mommy
Talks mad gangster shit on fbook
Drinks beer and cries himself to sleep
As far as i know kissless virgin..
Did i mention hes a nigger?
Occupation: Airplane Pilot
Lives in: Downtown Tampa
Details: He has a Grindr account that he says he is 36 when in reality he is 47. He is a bodybuilder and hung like a horse. He likes to lure 18-24 year old twinks. He is one of those scumbags who adorns his truck with Christian Crosses in the tribal style (like those idiots who wear affliction shirts). His choice of dress includes designer shirt unbuttoned to show his ungraceful white chest hair.
Call and immediately start talking dirty to him. Use gore imagery and small woodland creatures as sexual tools in your verbal depictions. Don't forget to include Jesus.
Thank you based anons for making this whole thing fucking fantastic. You all deserve medals.
Occupation: Door-to-door security system salesman
Lives in: Temple Terrace
Details: Deliberately lies to people on the doors that they are getting a free system and that they need to pay a small starter fee (activation). The customer only has 3 days to cancel the subscription before they are locked into a contract that lasts 5 years. Monthly rates will vary from 50 dollars a month to 70. Likes to target low-income communities with a history of burglary and theft. Scummiest of the scummiest.
Hi Vigilante You are Christan
>No I am not
Yes you are
>You killed my Niece
I am part of DedSec
>You where one of the moterist
You betrayed us
You killed Clara
>I will kill you
You killed Clara
>It was the Chicago Gang members. I Shot them
>Goodbye Aiden Pierce
The autist kid was great OP
>mfw I finished my call with the autist kid
>hey angelica its me, anon
>what do you want
>listen, i contracted an std and youre the only person ive slept with soo..
> Good evening, I'm contract investigator Agama with Suffolk county sheriff's office, I was informed that you are being harrased.
people keep calling me about donuts I don't know any of the numbers, I don't think these are any of my friends
>Do you have a record of the numbers in question sir?
>Do any of the area codes look at all familiar?
Just one is anywhere near me, otherwise no
>Do you plan on producing the donuts, and paying the fees to transport them to these area codes?
>Call to autist with blocked num. no answer
>He calls me back
>No you must be mistaken
"Oh nevermind then"
In a thick redneck voice i say
>ARE YOU CALLIN ABOUT MY DAUGHTER
>LISTEN BOY IF THERE'S ANYONE THAT'S GON FUCK MY DAUGHTER ITS GON BE ME
I tried /b/
Here's my number. Feel free to blow up my phone with text messages or calls or something. We'll make things a bit more interesting though: If I get less than 5 calls and/or messages within the next 5 minutes, I'll post nudes of my girlfriend.
So what's it gonna' be? A silly phone call or nudes, /b/?
>Hello? This is John last name Cena from United Christians Church
>Have you found Jesus Christ in your heart?
YES I HAVE
>GOD DAMMIT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT NIGGA FOR YEARS
>doesn't acknowledge who is John Cena actually is
(216)-318-0358 her name is Kirsten she's like the town bicycle
>my pasta is cooked more thoroughly than jew
Thank you :) and yes asked her if she was selling adhesive remover that I used to lace my penis with razor blades then stuck it into an Orpheus then spun and she called me a freak then hung up
Ask for Sarah. Even if they say she's not there or something, tell them to tell her David called and that the test came back positive, so she might want to get herself checked out.
thread is blessed
(713) 876 8019
Here's the story.
This guy is a huge faggot. And by faggot, i mean he works as a stripper for a local gay bar a few miles down. He had an HIV scare recently that he told us about (he's my sister's best friend) and now he's worried that his hook-ups might have given him something.
Oh, and he's an ungodly huge conspiracy theorist oddly enough, believe 9/11 was fixed, that kind of thing, and tends to be pretty SJW.
Has Michael Jackson portrait tattoo on her back and she's a whore also balding