Everyone else is doing these threads, I might as well too.
>Broke up with my girlfriend yesterday
>Just got a text from her
Number 4 chooses what I say.
I broke up with you, but the truth is I only did it because I couldn't stop thinking about the boy from a few years ago. The first person I ever really loved. I had to be alone, to think. So I build a shrine of him. So far I have some of his hair, a few pieces of chewed gum, and a shirt he threw into his garbage. But I'm willing to take you back if you are willing to dress up like him and call me your little bundle of sunshine when we're doing it (you know sex)
Surely OP will deliver, being the straightest man we all know and love
I will post who decides next when she responds.
Just because I cheated on you doesn't mean I don't wanna rip your asshole open with my teeth one last time. Also I fucked your dad like a month ago. It was the best sex I had during our relationship by far
Don't be a cunt wanker bitch,now send me a pic of 3 ,NOT 2,NOT 4 ,of your fingers in your anus bitch ,love you FUCKING CUNT oh and the girl I fucked was a niggress how does that make you FEEL lol. yay lmao
YOU'RE DOING IT, YOU'RE IN THE $$$ NOW
I was the one who thought of this mindfuck. Don't feel bad about it, my friend had a bitch cheat on him and then she lied and said she was HIV+. After two rounds of coming back negative in testing she admitted that she lied. But now they're back together
That's what you think, on occasion I would sneak into your room, and, well, go to town. Lucky for me you were either too drunk or just really tired. I'm not sorry, and technically, it's your fault anyways. Have fun with that though bitch.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I did what I did. You're all I have. I was wrong. I realize that now. I promise I'll never do anything wrong again. Just please, give me another chance. I need you, Cecelia. You're my soulmate.
>have you ever farted so hard you got chest >pains?
You really want to see a response for that, don't you?
You really want to see a response for this, don't you?
to OP: It wouldn't happen if you weren't act like a bitch you are.
Little gnomes with their little gnome hats.
And their little gnome houses.
And their little gnomes pickaxes
For mining their little gnome gold
Where's the little gnome gold, you ask?
Why, it's in all of us. So the gnomes say.
When they tie you down and merrily swing their pickaxes.
Digging for that little gnome gold.
C'mon fuck me, fuck me!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK MEEE!!!
look i had to cheat on you if you knew the full story youd understand you're lucky to even be alive right now and instead of thank yous im getting death wishes i love you and im happy i was able to save your life
Seriously though, would you like to fuck me up the ass? I would let you if it meant us potentially getting back together. I really fancy your mom, and it would be weird for me to see her if we weren't together.
Okay look i know i've been a total fuck up through our whole relationship, but please just give one more chance. I promise i've changed, i lied about the AIDS but that's only because i love you so much. So what do ya say? Can we hit a cofee shop tomorrow and talk about things?
Ok look, Im sorry, I just dont know what to say thats why Im acting all stupid and such... Listen Cecelia, all I need is you, so please give me just one more chance to prove my love to you
Okay, I give. I know you always wanted too, but if it will save us, okay, fine. I'll let you watch as I get pounded by four black guys. I kinda want it myself, the thought of gallons of niggercum in my asshole is giving me a hardon.
At least come to the doctors with me while I get my HIV test for the second time, I need support and I love you. I'm going to keep trying to get you back until we're together again and you tongue my anus
She called me, and she is extremely anti-racist although not feminist. Need something to trigger her if that helps fellow anons.
hey guys add me on skype for a good time
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm tired of your shit. You're nothing but a dispensable fuckbag to me, and likely any other men who unfortunately met you. I'm sorry that you weren't fortunate enough to be born with a desirable enough personality to actually be enjoyed as a human being rather than a renewable resource of pussy.
You tell that pussy Bryan to mind his own fucking business. I'll beat him to death if he even fucking speaks to me. If he wants to get his fucking ass beat, that faggot knows where I live. But be sure to tell him to bring the ambulance with him when he comes.
As far as me and you go, come over here and let me cum on those titties like old times.
oh my god! you acually did not know i nailed Bryan at your parents house? wtf did we break up? bcuz of that bitch? cmon that is nothing compared to what i did to Bryan. wow. now im sory for real, honestly thought u knew, ill come by tomorrow to pick up my shit =(