Everyone else is doing these threads, I might as well too. >Broke

>>556831778

I was so fucking wrong. Please take me back I will do anything

>>556831778
I need you to suck my tiny pencil dick that's lathered in onion juice right now.

Yes dear.

>>556831778

Tell her you're going to kill yourself...

>>556831778

"Is there anyway we could meet somewhere and talk for a sec"

>>556831778
bitch, you need to pick up your act because I've been cheating on you the whole time we dated

>>556831951
Roll for this

>>556831778
I'm sorry Im such a fucking loser. plz take me back. i'll be your slave. you can use me as a toilet if you want

>>556831778
As in "Get my stuff" you mean give me head till my cock bleeds. Then sure otherwise no fuck you slut.

>>556831951
reroll

>>556832164
got

>>556832164
winrar

>>556831778
i wont be needing it
ill be leaving soon, i wrote you into my will
goodbye forever

>>556832184
>>556832164
Say both

>>556831778
I'l be round at 5AM

>>556832164
winrar

thanks mr skeltal

I broke up with you, but the truth is I only did it because I couldn't stop thinking about the boy from a few years ago. The first person I ever really loved. I had to be alone, to think. So I build a shrine of him. So far I have some of his hair, a few pieces of chewed gum, and a shirt he threw into his garbage. But I'm willing to take you back if you are willing to dress up like him and call me your little bundle of sunshine when we're doing it (you know sex)

Or fucking what cunt

>>556831778

"I already came."

Then send a picture of you cumming on something.

'as my legal residence you are required to give me thirty days notice to vacate the premises'

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Surely OP will deliver, being the straightest man we all know and love

Okay but i want sex too :)

Man can I pick it up Friday I'm actually fucking your best friend right now I should be done by then

>>556831778

Don't think I'll be able to make it.
I went gay and I've got an appointment with some Juan from craigslist

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I will post who decides next when she responds.

What would you do if I told you I've been a fag all along?

My dicks still bigger than yours

how about you make like a tree and fuck off

Fuckin lame wasn't even 4 op is truly a fuckin faggot pull your skirt up pussy

>>556831778
Just kidding, I actually wanted to tell you that I cheated on you with a friend, and you may have HPV.

im infected with aids

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Number 7 decides

im sitting in this room with my needle and a spoon. i want to die i want to die i want to die

>>556833970
No I didn't!

>>556833970
She liked Hitler,and you didn't.
It's your foult.

bite it you scum

your pussy smells like rotten trout. thought you should know.

I know i made a mistake but if you give me a second chance ill show you how i can fuck her right in the pussy

>>556833970
Please! I've always wanted to poop in someones butthole so they can poop out my poop and their poop. I need this Cecelia

>>556833970
She threatened to light my parents dogs on fire. Bitch was psycho what the fuck was I supposed to do. Please just hear me out.

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>>556833970
I'd much prefer if you did it, baby.

>>556833970
I'm sorry I didn't tell you but I found out my aunt had died. I was lonely and sad and pissed off at the world and didn't know what to do. Please take me back

>>556833970
well I wanted to tell you in person, but I guess I'll just say it here. I'm HIV+

>>5568339
I never cheated. You gotta believe me. Please, I want one more Blowjob.

Just because I cheated on you doesn't mean I don't wanna rip your asshole open with my teeth one last time. Also I fucked your dad like a month ago. It was the best sex I had during our relationship by far

>>556833970
We'll fuck you then! I'll just post all our sex tapes from my hidden camera online for all your friends and family to see. You piece of shit

>>556834159
reroll.

>>556834186
roll

>>556834267
lel

>>556833984
winrar

>>556834267
WINRAR

>>556834234
THIS!!!!!!

>>556834267
O SHI

7 get

"No, eatin aint cheating bitch"

>>556834267
:)

>>556833970
Don't be a cunt wanker bitch,now send me a pic of 3 ,NOT 2,NOT 4 ,of your fingers in your anus bitch ,love you FUCKING CUNT oh and the girl I fucked was a niggress how does that make you FEEL lol. yay lmao

Suckling dick isn't really cheating is it? I wouldn't get mad if you ate out another girl..

>>556834267
WINRAR

Would it matter if I told you that it was a guy that I slept with?

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>>556834234
Haha, this.

These are getting so fucking boring since they're obviously fake.

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Send her this image

>>556834591
Please do this

>>556834234
this

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>>556834267
That's terrible. I like it.

Reroll faggot

>>556834267
SHIT, THIS, FAST. I can't wait for this one.

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Awaiting reply

>>556834650
you're fake

Op is slower than a tard swimming in an ocean though

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>>556835058
its habbening

>>556835181
Sorry anon, I can't control how fast she responds

>>556835181

Nah nigga, he fake.

>>556835058
Holy fuck this is gold so far

>>556835058
oh shi-

>>556835315
you can control how fast you type, take a ss, and upload

>>556835323
no u

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>>556835058
oh lawd

>>556835058
>>556835058
>>556835058
TODAY, OP WAS NOT A FAGGOT!
SCREENCAPPING FOREVER!!!!!

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>>556835058
YOU'RE DOING IT, YOU'RE IN THE $$$ NOW

She probably just killed herself. Its been a while.

Waiting for reply :^)

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>>556835058
holy sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit

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Num 9

>>556835058
I was the one who thought of this mindfuck. Don't feel bad about it, my friend had a bitch cheat on him and then she lied and said she was HIV+. After two rounds of coming back negative in testing she admitted that she lied. But now they're back together

>>556836098
LOL OP GETTING BTFO

>>556836098
I'm serious. I caught it from the dude who came in my butt

>>556836098
IT WASNT MY FAULT. SHE SLIPPED AND FELL RIGHT ONTO MY DICK. GET OFF MY ASS. LOVE ME.

>>556836098
just let me suck your cock one more time, bby

>>556836098

O, I liek her.

>>556836098
Sorry, but i had anal fissures during my first experience with a gay man and he was HIV+. I wanted to tell you but i thought our love could prevail

>>556836098
Seriously, you need to get medical help as soon as possible. Think about the kid, for fucks sake.

>>556836297
WINRAR

>>556836098
I fingered your mother and sucked off your brother

i put some infected sperm in your mouth while you were sdleeping

>>556836098
ay bb u wan sum fuk

I caught it from your brother

we need to talk this out can we talk this over a cup of coffee?

>>556836098
HAHHAHAHAHHA FAGGOT

>>556836275
9 get

>>556836098
Well yeah, cause I've been fucking the dog.

>>556836098
maybe i fucked someone else, but it doesn't mean that there is some other woman in my heart other than you.

Come over and I'll make it up to you ;)

>>556836098
Please! I've always wanted to poop in someones butthole so they can poop out my poop and their poop. I need this Cecelia

>>556834234

That's what you think, on occasion I would sneak into your room, and, well, go to town. Lucky for me you were either too drunk or just really tired. I'm not sorry, and technically, it's your fault anyways. Have fun with that though bitch.

Not that you know. You are a heavy sleeper, it was really easy to fuck you in your sleep.

>>556836364
reroll

>>556836275
Retoll

>>556834319
Roll

Gp is life AA- CHECK

>>556836098
My life could possibly be ruined because of you, you sick fucking psycho. Go scrape your boobs in a mountain of broken glass.

>>556836256
Reroll

ooga booga

send aids infested negro dick

It's true, my dad's cum is extra potent so that shit gave me super AIDS

>>556836098
Oh shit, you weren't awake that night were you?

>>556836346
roll for dis

>>556836098

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I did what I did. You're all I have. I was wrong. I realize that now. I promise I'll never do anything wrong again. Just please, give me another chance. I need you, Cecelia. You're my soulmate.

Would you like to see the test result?

just let me put it in your butt one last time before i let the dominant black male race fuck my ass

>>556836491
reroll

>>556836468
reroll

I had sex with your unconscious body

>>556836589
whoop there it is

>>556836491
rolling

>>556836348
Rerolling for 9

>>556836609
winrar

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>>556836589
winrar

hey baby eat my ass til your face turns blue

>>556836297
reroll

>>556836098
How much you wanna bet you little bitch? Paypal me $1000, gift me all your Steam games, Milhouse is a meme! And i just rolled quads

>>556836589
Win.rar

>>556836609
Winrar

>>556836589
winrar

>>556836609
WINRAR

>>556836610

reroll

U a stupid hoe. HIV can stay dormant for a while. You probably think having sex at night is safe because all the sperm is asleep

have you ever farted so hard you got chest pains?

>>556836589
Hahahaha hahahaha winrar

Don't call me a dick, wee wee breff :'(

>>556836098
i also slept with lisa

>>556836491
dammit reroll

The thing is, this results have about [OP insert time older than the last time they fucked.]

>>556836682
>>556836730
>>556836748
no

>>556836256
roll

Fuck, this thread is gold

I punctured a condom while we were having sex, came in you, and didn't tell you. Your odds of catching the virus was around 85%. kek

I will pay you $1000 to have sex with me

>>556836916
You must a really low stadard for threads, cuz this is shit.

>>556836098
Okay babe...i lied. But i just want you back. I'm....sorry..... *send dick pick*

>>556836901
I'm not autistic enough to keep up with this thread

>>556836609
>>556836346

>winrar

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>>556836916

Op is kill?

>>556832165
>pick up your act

da fuk does that mean

>>556831778
i put some infected sperm in your mouth while you were sdleeping

>>556837207
oh my sides

>>556837194
>my sides

>>556837194
Babe I want you back damnit..I'm going to fucking kill myself I swear to God. I hate myself. Ugh...Fuck this gay earth!

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>>556833970
>mfw

>>556837194
Golden

>>556836805
>have you ever farted so hard you got chest >pains?

You really want to see a response for that, don't you?

You really want to see a response for this, don't you?

to OP: It wouldn't happen if you weren't act like a bitch you are.

>>556837194
Gnomes.

Little gnomes with their little gnome hats.

And their little gnome houses.

And their little gnomes pickaxes

For mining their little gnome gold

Where's the little gnome gold, you ask?

Why, it's in all of us. So the gnomes say.

When they tie you down and merrily swing their pickaxes.

Digging for that little gnome gold.

THE REASON I cheated on you is because we haven't had sex in ages, dumb fucking cunt.

These threads are always fake, summerfags everywhere

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>>556837194

>>556834267
TOP KEK

>>556837332
Waiting for numbers. But reroll

>>556837394
>always!

hueheuheue Igot get hte fuck iff

>>556837371
no u

>>556837332
roll

>>556837194
what number faggot

>>556837620
WE'RE WAITING FOR A REPLY YOU CUNT NUGGET

>>556836098
I've been a carrier for a while now, I just haven't been able to tell you, since I've been so scared, but now I don't really care. Have fun with AIDS :)

>>556837332
role

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Number 1

Everyone lets get these two back together,

Baby please, I'll try harder, let's forget about my gay episode and the HIV please I need you back.

>>556837194
I need a real lady who will tickle my anus on command..

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it, I just want you back for good

Want you back

Want you back

Want you baaaack for goood.

>>556837394
>I cant prove it
>You cant prove it
>You must beeleeve me
“Only a fool would take these stories as truth"

Fuck off heaven, its entertaining in my life of boringness

>>556837620
You have to wait for a reply you fucking challenged midget

>>556837690
please just let me suck your dick again, your 2 inches gave me life and joy

Shit in a bowl and leave it with my stuff.

>>556837371
Roll

>>556837690
>Babe I want you back damnit..I'm going to fucking kill myself I swear to God. I hate myself. Ugh...Fuck this gay earth!

>>556837690
your vagina smelled like tuna can anyway

>>556837690
I'm gonna send my friend to pick up the stuff, i'm between a cock, and a hard place

>>556837690
Baby please, I don't want to lose you. I want to feel your rough tongue sliding against my balls and shaft just once more.

But this is very hard for me. Send nudes to help ease the pain.

ayyeeee lmao

Bitch, I only cheated on you cause you aint give me no pussy
fuckn skanque

Please baby just one last reacharound

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>>556837690
C'mon fuck me, fuck me!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK MEEE!!!

>>556837690
pls respond

>>556836275
>>556837690
Rollio

>>556837690
bitch, you need to pick up your act because I've been cheating on you the whole time we dated

>>556837690
look we need to talk things over coffe maybe i can suck your dick one last time???

im laying on the floor in a pool of blood and cum

>>556837878
kek
reroll for this

>>556837817
reroll

>>556837690

Sorry I'm stoned, can I atleast keep these underwear?

>>556837690
look i had to cheat on you if you knew the full story youd understand you're lucky to even be alive right now and instead of thank yous im getting death wishes i love you and im happy i was able to save your life

>>556837794
Yes, score.

Listen babe, I know it's hard for you to let me go and it's gonna be harder because Your dad and I at moving to jamaica forever to have ganal sex

>>556837835
roll

>>556837690
Okay okay.
My bud and I will be there tomorrow to grab my stuff and break your fucking neck fuck you you stupid slut its not like you weren't sleeping around yourself

btw I just took a bunch of acid and was thinking of you a lot

I'm going to blow my brains out when I pick my Shit up tomorrow

Let's have rough revenge sex... just for the fun of it... you make me rock hard when youre angry

>>556837859
reroll

>>556837690
Hey at least the other girls vagina didn't smell as bad as yours

Alright, just step outside while I do it, because there's a lot of things in there you were never aware of.

>>556837690
Tell your mom to gift me all her steam games and Paypal me $1000

>>556836275
Rolling

>>556837829
Rolling

I loved you, i loved you with my whole soul. If you only fingered my anus i would never had cheated.

>>556837981
winrar

>>556837690
Baby please just listen. I really want to get back and i was kidding about the aids i just wanted to make you laugh and smile like you used to

>>556837914
rerolling

>>556837690
Seriously though, would you like to fuck me up the ass? I would let you if it meant us potentially getting back together. I really fancy your mom, and it would be weird for me to see her if we weren't together.

>>556837690
I've coming over with my brand new 9mm, I'd suggest you talk to some old friends & family

I swear you this is true. Its an extra potent rsion of the virus, it can be transmited trough ebsneezing and such.

>>556831778

>>556837981
Winrar

>rolling fot this
>>556834319

Okay look i know i've been a total fuck up through our whole relationship, but please just give one more chance. I promise i've changed, i lied about the AIDS but that's only because i love you so much. So what do ya say? Can we hit a cofee shop tomorrow and talk about things?

>>556837981
won

>>556837981
Winrar

>>556837981
Winner winner

>>556837981
weiner. This thread fucking sucks btw

Ok look, Im sorry, I just dont know what to say thats why Im acting all stupid and such... Listen Cecelia, all I need is you, so please give me just one more chance to prove my love to you

>>556837878
reroll

>>556837981
as per the win.

>>556837981
shitty winrar

>>556837690

Please baby, i know what i did was a BIG mistake. Why don't you give me a second chance? I can tickle you sooo hard you can shit HIV+ out of your anus.

>>556837981
winrar

>>556838070
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkk xD xD

Niggers! Niggers everywhere! Help me baby I'm surrounded!

>>556837981
Winrar

>>556837690
Im sorry im just talking shit because i already miss you so much, im like a mess without you, i literally cant stop crying im fucking pathetic

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>>556837981
WINRAR

I keep thinking about you. That other girl didn't mean anything. I just wanted to be inside someone else o see what it feels like to be inside of a hairy vagina.

Okay, I give. I know you always wanted too, but if it will save us, okay, fine. I'll let you watch as I get pounded by four black guys. I kinda want it myself, the thought of gallons of niggercum in my asshole is giving me a hardon.

>>556837981
Mood killer

>>556831778
just start to send pictures of slowpoke...

This thread>suicide (not Rollin just hear for teh lulz

Look I was super wrong, please vomit in my mouth and shit on my chest!

I'm really drunk right now, sorry. Because you left me, so it's youe fault.
Im probably goin to kill welf tomorrow.
Unless you want to actually talk about thix

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>>556837803
this alone.. my sides

I was also cheating on you with the dog.

>>556837690
Please! I've always wanted to poop in someones butthole so they can poop out my poop and their poop. I need this Cecelia


please

>>556838041
cunt thats so shit

Okay. I shouldn't have made those jokes, they were wrong and unfit for the conversation. Even if they're mind of funny.

But there was a reason I cheated!

What about a new fresh start, from everything we had, i know i've been an asshole but consider it for a second

>>556838182
did OP just roll for message in his own thread

>>556838385
good spot

>>556838385
LMAO

>>556838385
there's no rule that says he cant.

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.

>>556837690
At least come to the doctors with me while I get my HIV test for the second time, I need support and I love you. I'm going to keep trying to get you back until we're together again and you tongue my anus

>>556837690
you know what bitch? im tired of your punk ass shit, you bring my stuff over here tomorow by BREAKFAST or else imma sex up your mom aswell. yea i mean it

>>556838314
Rolling again for this

>>556838639
Fair enough, I guess, but fucking still. Why wouldn't he just send it if he really wanted it that fucking bad?

>>556838851
because he's following the rules

op's gone pals

This is fake. I can feel it

>>556838851
>>556838639

>being this new

I'm so sorry that I cheated, I just want to talk to you to truly tell you how sorry I am. I'll do anything! Please! Just give me this chance! tittysprinkles

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>>556838385
She called me, and she is extremely anti-racist although not feminist. Need something to trigger her if that helps fellow anons.

number 3

>>556838385
I guess that OP is a super faggot then.

OP, At this rate, She's gonna throw your shit out a window. Hope she doesn't have anything important of yours.

>>556838851
bcuz he is not as faggot as you i suppose

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hey guys add me on skype for a good time

skype: kylerocklein

>>556837817
reroll

>>556839030
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I LIKE PIES

>>556839053
winner

>>556839123
Lame winrar

>>556839105
Rollin

>>556839140
THIS

>>556839030
>>556838772
reroll

Whatever I bet bryan fucks his nigger slaves

>>556839123
>>556839053
winrar

just like all the other women not being able to stand up for themselfes but they want equal rights fucking vagina i never liked you

>>556839030
Bryan a nigga that hits women, you think I'm scared of that bitchnigga?

Rollin,
>nigga I wanna beat that anus up
>I wanna sniff it then put various household objects inside you

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>>556839105
ID NAME OF GOD

>>556839140
reroll

listen you beautiful fucking broad, let me rim you like your daddy used to

Please! I cheated on you because the only thing you were missing is that you weren't black!

>>556839030
bryan is a little baby fucking faggot cunt and a nigger lover

>>556839283
Winrar

>>556839030
ayy lmao get that cunt over here bb and we double team ya

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>>556839053

>>556839030
niggers!!!!!!!!!

>>556839283
winrar

>>556831778
please take me back ;__;

>>556839393
ULTIMATE WINRAR

Tell that pussy mother fucker to meet me at the taco bell parking lot and to bring some friends cuz he couldn't handle all the whoopass ima be throwin that niggas way

i would fuck bryan in the ass darling

I'm tired of your shit. You're nothing but a dispensable fuckbag to me, and likely any other men who unfortunately met you. I'm sorry that you weren't fortunate enough to be born with a desirable enough personality to actually be enjoyed as a human being rather than a renewable resource of pussy.

>>556839283
win, but please say nigger instead of nigga

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>>556839105
ALL HAIL MOD

>>556839030
(Bryan is her brother)

>>556839593
>>556839573
>>556839523
>>556839393
so much winwar

>>556839523
win
>>556839573
rar

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>>556839523

>>556839523
>>556839573
yes

>>556839105
Pls dont ban

You tell that pussy Bryan to mind his own fucking business. I'll beat him to death if he even fucking speaks to me. If he wants to get his fucking ass beat, that faggot knows where I live. But be sure to tell him to bring the ambulance with him when he comes.

As far as me and you go, come over here and let me cum on those titties like old times.

Make a new thread bitchnigger

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oh my god! you acually did not know i nailed Bryan at your parents house? wtf did we break up? bcuz of that bitch? cmon that is nothing compared to what i did to Bryan. wow. now im sory for real, honestly thought u knew, ill come by tomorrow to pick up my shit =(