Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread.
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g...
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
Nothing can prepare your sides for this:
http://youtu.be/lxAeAo7duYc
Here's the official Dashcon simulator:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014
>>556793530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
>>556793804
OH GOD MY SIDES SOMEBODY HELP
>>556793389
It wasn't funny the first thread, why would it be funny the twentieth time.
>>556794151
this gif gives me faith in /b/
>>556794151
Stirring the AIDS pot.
>>556793690
top kek
>>556794151
>>556794151
>implying it isn't just getting funnier every time
ayy
>>556794498
more like City 17,000
>>556794742
Nice!
>>556794797
Over 17,000!!!
>>556794742
Link? We need to play this
>>556794151
shut up faggot, back to the ballpit
you can have an extra hour
More cancer
>>556795150
>>556794742
>mfw sims chairs
>>556795150
tumblrfag detected
>muh cancer
best shit to happen in /b/ for fucking months
you're the fucking cancer here
>>556794742
>>556795039
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B2hdmKDeA0HDQ0V6cVpvVmpwZjg
need a server plugin to remove player collisions to play if there is more than 1 person on a team
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPDubjdd5o
>>556796061
apex kek
>>556793615
The "official" simulator is actually found here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit
The on on Kongregate was not uploaded by me, and is outdated. I just now made the game open source too!
>>556796173
TOP FUCKING LEL
>>556795045
I knew it was coming. and yet I still laughed.
>>556796253
HAHAHAH THE SPLASH IN THE BALLPIT. This is perfect. Whoever made this put in way more effort than they even needed to.
>>556792976
any guys actually doing anything along the lines of a raid? if so, this would help out so much.
>>556796432
>please pay $1000 for extended pit usage
kekt
>>556796061
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Watercolour-of-Dashcon-2014-Ballpit-never-forget-/331261425186?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item4d20b83622 its up to $52
>>556794353
>>556793389
holy fuck I havn't laughed this bad since... I dunno.
Thx OP
>the first clip by the /pol/ guy
>sides
So yeah, there's still no proof that the ballpit got pissed in, the video everyone was posting was just a guy pissing in a bathroom.
>>556797482
Then why are the Tumblr turds all butthurt about it?
>>556797503
Gotta have Pitbull in there.
>>556797584
Because it's a rumor that just got out of hand and everyone loves piss.
>>556797585
They give us too much credit. But if it makes them more butthurt, sure, we did it. Yup!
>>556793389
I kek'd
>>556797585
I dont think their asses can squeeze any harder.
>>556797289
oh gawd the autism
i cringed
>>556797779
My understanding is that ball pit was unregulated, until the piss incident, and then you had to book it, leading to the infamous "extra hour in the ball pit".
>>556797585
I love that they're giving 4chan credit for it.
>>556797201
Fucking lost it
>>556796432
Thanks dude. I fucking love unity too, really useful. Made a few games in it. Make it so that you have to piss directly into the mouths of the Feminazis so you can win, and once you win, the exit doors open and you're kicked out by the hotel staff.
>>556798012
Nope, ballpit was free, this has been confirmed on multiple accounts. The extra hour thing was just dumbassery from admins.
>>556797482
incorrect
the video was taken down
also pic related, faggot
>>556793389
Can someone briefly recap what happened and what 4chan had to do with it?
>>556798012
my damn sides
>>556793389
jesus christ, this makes me happier than almost anything i've seen on 4chan. godspeed to you anon.
>>556797585
Those are some serious charges. They better have evidence or they can be sued.
>>556796787
BUT WHO WAS PLANE?
>>556798173
>ballpit was free,
>The extra hour thing was just dumbassery from admins.
You just disproved yourself right there.
>>556798203
Only thing that involved 4chan as far as I'm aware was that some guy from /pol/ went around filming shit and apparently pissed in the ball pit
>>556798196
Then someone upload it again, I know one of you faggots have it. No one has actually seen the video from what I've heard, so for now I still think it's just a rumor.
>>556798203
omfg
it's IN OPS FUCKING POST, A PERFECT SUMMARY
>>556798350
The bouncy castle.
>>556798397
>legit screenshot from dashcon admin
>just a rumor
my sides anon, you can do this yourself
>>556798012
Why would anyone want to get into it after someone pissed in it?
>>556797584
because it is a perfect metaphor
>>556798397
So now you're changing your position from knowledge that it didn't happen to "okay but let's see the vid". Make up your mind.
>>556798623
>Why would anyone want to get into it after someone pissed in it?
>>556798196
hopefully he had aids.
>>556798203
4chan had no involvement. Tumblr is just inept, and is looking for a scapegoat.
Nothing ever happens in my town
Feeling low down, not a lot to do around here
I thought that i would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, hey you know in illinois
Dash con happens i was overfilled with joy
My fandom friends they rented out some shit
It's gonna be a certain hit!
Sicne then i've been walking on air
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
I look like autism and i smell like fag
I've been waiting since last june
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy now just to be alive
Cus any minute now i'm gonna feel so fit
They have a fucking ball pit!
I can't wait no, i can't wait no, when they gonna open up that door
*sigh* Would you look at all that stuff
I'm going yes i'm going imma going yes i'm going to the dashcon daaaaaay
They got ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles, ballpits, bouncy castles,
I'm going yes i'm going imma going yes i'm going to the dashcon daaaaaay
>>556798823
It was a guy from /pop/. The one that took a lot of the pics.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
I'll leave this
>>556798848
there are people on tumblr who actually believed this, until others swooped down to stop them
>>556793389
maybe they ate all the money
>>556793389
>>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>556799264
not spooky enough 4 me
>>556799363
>others swooped down to stop them
You mean damage control. Like what you're failing to do here.
>>556798203
Tumbler users tried to throw a convention, cosplay, steampunk bands, and meeting up.
Nothing happened. The fat femnazis running the thing took everyone's money and somehow didn't have the room paid for. They almost got cleared out. Had to raise 17,000 from people that already paid to get in.
We have on video organizers talking about how they had to stand up on stage for hours in front of 5000 people. lol More like 100. The whole hotel doesn't have that for a maximum capacity.
The bands canceled since they didn't get money. So there was nothing to do. Some people paid hundreds of dollars for VIP seats, instead, the hamplanet's running the show kept the money and rented a cheap ass ballpit for children and gave the VIP's 1 extra hour in it. They also bought a bouncy castle.
The place was a ghost town.Not a single venue, speaker, band, or booth was set up.
But that did not deter the adult otaku, since we have videos of them just playing in the ball pit anyway.
A guy form pol/ videotaped them, and later someone peed in the ballpit, someone saying it was a guy from b/ but it's equally likely one of the babies wasn't potty trained.
This is pretty descriptive of the event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
b/s real involvement came afterwards, as we are rapidly developing a video game simulator of Dashcon to put on greenlight for Steam.
Link
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit
Browser version
https://c81cdd2824eede964eb0f77344fa469d42874b05.googledrive.com/host/0BwbFo8bZiuhcTzhlc2liWDJEaFk/Webv10.html
>>556799640
OMFG
please tell me this is real
>>556799692
fuk u niger u r a stopid as bich u thnk u r funy bc u mke fun of othr peple on dis site bt dat jst mkes u lok lke a bich
>>556797289
Ultimate Autism
>>556799878
>is real
>isreal
Jew confirmed
>>556799771
So basically a bunch of cows that like to sit around all day an criticize what everyone else does, actually do something themselves, and it fails miserably. And now they >>556799363 are now butthurt that others are now criticizing them. JUSTICE!!!!
>>556799878
it is
try it for yourself
>>556800280
>>556799771
That game, my sides are all over the town
>>556799878
>>556800531
Oh shit
it is!
Fuck le deaddit.
It needs to be burned into the ground.
>>556793886
This is genius.
>>556798571
That isn't a dashcon admin you nitwit
>>556793389
>>556800473
Log in screen
>>556796253
What do i do with this text?
>>556797445
so deep
>>556800864
holy shit i just tried it too
this is maybe the best thing that has ever happened
someone just extorted thousands of dollars from a bunch of tumblrtards
im reading now in the youtube comments that people called the hotel and they said there was never any $17000 needed
oh god my sides
>http://www.dashcon.org/dashcon-2015-basic-information/
>>556793389
>*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
Nobody from 4chan did shit. dumblr failed miserably of their own ineptitude.
>>556794498
Where can I find that model?
>>556802052
blame it on le deaddit so they can be taken down too and there will be infighting between tumbolar and le deaddit
>>556798280
Are you saying that we can sue the fuck out of tumblr? I like where this is going......
>>556802052
actually there's an 20+ vids playlist of 2 /pol/ dudes wandering arround dashcon and triggering
landwhales
>>556802153
I wish I knew.
>>556801338
what?
>>556802262
link please
>>556802198
I think a legal warning would be enough to get them to shit themselves and have to issue a retraction. They're out $17,000. They don't have any money for a lawyer right now.
>>556797585
We should take credit for this.
>>556793389
Here's another for your list op
http://youtu.be/lxAeAo7duYc
>>556802409
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
>>556802534
Yeah, it's obviously just an attempt to shirk off responsibility, but if it gets in their heads? KEK!!! Problem is in the videos the orgnaizers don't mention 4chan at all and appologize.
>>556796717
Brilliant
>>556802563
I'll add it for the next thread.
>>556802691
>Goldstein
Funny Jew confirmed.
>>556802695
Yes they do. I don't have the link (sorry, mobile) but they come right out and say 4chan had nothing to do with it.
>>556796439
Habbo hotel raid fits perfectly
>>556802449
This was not a Tumblr-affiliated event. That's why Tumblr made them change the original name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWpGA3xi7o&feature=youtu.be
Bazinga Tumblrwhales.
>>556802691
dafuq
>>556802323
What do i do with the google doc?
>>556802691
you made my day
>>556798937
Thank you for this.
>>556797289
>fucking shame the one on the right is fine as hell
>>556794742
lold
>>556797585
I mean .... why shouldnt we take credit for this ?
>>556802691
Thanks, this is fucking hilarious
My new Steam Profile Picture.
>>556804089
you press the "Download" button m8
>>556794315
It's about time someone made this graphic, holy shit I've been waiting a year for it.
so is there any evidence of the guy from /pol/ pissing into the pit?
>>556803181
kekken
>>556802954
No link provided. You're lying.
Guys we need a moment of silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq_4OqQG2W8
>Ballpit2014
>Neverforget
>>556803154
Did I say anything about going after the owners of Tumblr? No.
>>556804710
What do I do once I have it?
>>556804356
>the right is fine as hell
Beware.
>>556802691
>>556795045
I giggled from the second on he began to fall.
>>556804441
>>556802695
>>556802954
We'd need to overdub the organizers taking personal responsibility and dub in 4chan.
>>556805000
Trips confirm silence. Rip in pieces, ballpitters :_:
>>556797585
lol they realized how fucking retarded they were and blamed it on 4chan? pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6O99JXKgc
Whoever made this, I love you.
>>556799771
toppest of fucking keks, this game, this fucking game
>>556802691
guy
>what are you dressed up like?
retard
>me
my sides went on a space mission
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOqrcg7vazE
>>556805229
put it in (where you installed steam)/steamapps/common/counter-strike source/cstrike/maps then create a server or join one running the map (if anyone makes one :^) )
probably should have mentioned it's for Counter-Strike Source but it's shown in the pic/video too
>>556806751
Anyone tweeted this to Ryan? I know he hasn't probably been on twitter for like months but still.
>>556805278
>mfw i had a relationship with first kind
>mfw when it's all true
>>556806751
>>556802691
>what are you dressed up as
>myself
>>556797289
Pink queen is pretty good looking
>>556806751
PITS CLOSED
>>556806996
that'd be fucking top.
I know Michael has made a joke or two about dashcon but I wonder if anyone else in AH knows
>>556797289
Id bone redhead and catgirl
>>556807096
You MUST read this before your life is ruined.
>>556807016
dashcon 2015 confirmed
>>556807374
I saw a picture where I think someone was asking Ray whether they would have ball pits at RTX next year. He said they would need 17,000 in donations.
>>556794151
gonna have to agree here, and its the same guy making them (likely the same dude who made the "short summary" video)
We get it, it was a complete failure, but no one fucking cares. It isn't even worth the publicity, and no one is going to watch your videos Chuck Lee
>>556807674
fucking hype!
>>556807674
>>556807725
forgot pic
>>556806854
Thanks. is there a server?
Question, how do any of you know for a fact someone pissed in the ball pit?
>>556807725
gonna have to disagree here, and its the same guy making them (likely the same dude who is fucking your "mother" and posting vids)
We get it, you're a complete failure, but no one fucking cares. You aren't even worth trying to save from your own queerness.
>>556808191
Back to Tumblr.
>>556808263
>you're a complete failure, but no one fucking cares.
I think all of this is a top kek.
>>556808049
not that i'm aware of, and i can't run one.
if anyone wants to start one, go ahead
>>556807674
god these picture I find are top kek
>>556802691
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
loved it all
>>556793389
OP shares all those videos, when you could have just shared one. This one sums it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvGm1VMdFg
What happened after the princess went to the ball pit
>>556793389
my favorite part is how Tumblr thinks they can organize overthrowing the patriarchy and other petty bullshit, but they can't organize a fucking con.
>>556799878
HAGY"VWBHUDJSOK IT IS
>>556802421
This is gold
Yeah, so I'm drunk.
>>556808687
>>556793690
That was unreal
You are fags for perpetuating this stupid forced meme. Just give it a rest, really, no one cares. I can't believe people aren't being more critical of this supposed piss in the ballpit video either... if there ever was a video it would be posted. But there's not. Because it didn't happen.
>>556797289
Couple of cuties in the autismpit. That's gotta be some of the easiest pussy ever if you play it right.
>>556809792
>>556809985
If you keep that attitude up you won't get an extra hour in the ball pit
>>556810080
<3
>>556798848
I refuse to believe that there are people SO DUMB to do this.
>>556810030
Just make sure you make it a one night stand -- and use a fake name.
>>556810402
What is Tumblr for $500, Alex.
can someone post a wallpaper of the ballpit
>>556810383
>>556807582
Meh, its been very difficult for me to form any emotional bond anyway after that one time I fell in love, rejection was coincidentally the same time I joined /b/
So I dont think one of those could really hurt me or ruin my life. Just wanna get my cock wet.
>>556810838
>>556811294
>>556794563
Let's add this one to the mix if we haven't, yeah? The guy at the end had me rolling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvGm1VMdFg
>>556793690
I would consider this more cringy than that damn brony con.
>>556806740
I want to make my own Mii harem, feed bitches with nothing but white bread and allow them to make friends only with me.
>>556800864
I thought maybe it was stumped until
>Is it famous on the internet
>is it blue
>is it square
mfw yes you motherfucking genie goddamn it
>>556801725
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit
origional?
>>556795323
lmao
>>556793389
if one ticket was around 60 dollars and there were a little more than 1000 people , the total sum would be 60000 , excluding the people who paid extra for front sits and other extras
> How can more than 60000 $ not pay all your stuff (ball pit and bouncy castle)?
>Why did the need 17000$?
>Where did the money go ?
>>556793389
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
DASHCON 2k15 CONFRM
A song I'm making about this whole lulz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z5xdRqPFMN
>It's beginning to look a lot like tumblr
>Ballpits everywhere
>Our sides have split again
>Their autism knows no end
>An extra hour in cuz we care
>It's beginning to look a lot like tumblr
>Feminism and AIDS
>Their speakers troubled some
>Not surprised they didn't come
>And they blame our raids
Should I make the whole thing anons?
Some Oc i made
>>556812872
Who dat?
>>556812957
Hebe goldstein, fuckin pissed in the ballpit
>>556812772
sure
>>556812772
Yeah but don't say ballpits, say ballpit. Remember to mention the bouncy castle too.
>>556813114
He is our hero.
>>556812772
YES
quality's a little shit but hey what can you do
>>556794151
>>556807725
The tumblr tears are only making them better. You think you're actually going to get people to stop finding something funny by telling them it's not?
>>556810605
>What is tumblr for $17,000, Alex.
You're welcome
>>556802691
any way to get those deleted videos?
Tthere are plenty of 9/10's, glasses are a huge turn on for me. I could look past stupidity for a good fuck.
>>556811992
Yeah man at least the fucking bronies had some famous actors and actually knew how to organize a convention.
>>556798931
>/pop/
>>556797585
Sweet Keks of Quebec
>>556797585
Nobody's going to sue them because they're actually going to believe this.
I'm eternally disappointed with the world.
>>556814712
Who will they blame next year when it's an even bigger failure?
>>556815109
the jews
>>556793389
How can we let all of Dumblr know we pissed in their ballpit? That's what I wanna know.
>>556815369
Megg Eli
the landwhale in charge of the event
>>556795045
muh triggers, he died.
>>556799878
Legit.
My antivirus blew up, but it was worth it.
Meet you there. :^)
>>556796061
>>556816047
>My antivirus blew up, but it was worth it.
Hello Norton user.
What happened at the BDSM gathering?
>>556793389
Laugh all you want, but the manatees had a great time. Even came up with a draft of Avengers 4.
>>556815806
>>556802691
Whats the removed video
>>556816486
>>556816047
Norton is shit.
>>556816668
They all nagged each other to chafing.
>>556816857
One is his pissing in the ballpit. The other is him pissing all over a toilet
I didn't make this but lol
>>556817027
We NEED a GIF
For DUMBLARRRRRRRRRR
>>556805518
>host event
>con people at con
>make money and run
>blame 4chan
iunno- cuz i don't want those teens to make hella money and fund more stupid shit?
Where can i buy a dashcon 2015 ticket, and a 4chan man outfit?
>>556810278
fucking lol!
>>556806106
what does this guy say? Can't understand it, I'm not a native speaker.
>>556797585
Really.
Sounds stupid enough for Tumblrcunts
>>556815806
you guys should really stop posting personal information. she didnt do anything, you guys are just internet bullys who hide behind computer screens
>>556809985
Sorry, Dashcon is infamous now. You can't save it.
>>556818774
Her name is public information.
>>556818774
>you guys are just internet bullys who hide behind computer screens
Your weiner-fury is unbridled.
>>556797289
>>556818940
>>556819215
just leave her alone she did nothing to you, do you get some satistfaction out of bullying other people?
>>556809985
Heaven. 4chan alltime best troll and peeps are still falling for it. I love you man.
>inb4 he will call me a newfag again
>>556818774
1v1 me n real lif faggit
>>556819478
When did i bully anyone ?
>>556818774
everything posted is public information that she posted. Give us one reason why we don't have the right to share public information you Big Brother'd bastard.
>>556819478
yeah.
this is /b/.
have you forgotten?
>>556797386
>ded
>>556819478
not the anons you're talking to, but i personally get satisfaction from seeing useless sjw obamatards getting btfo. if you want to call that bullying then so be it. i call it payback
>>556819478
do you have any idea where you are
>>556819653
>>556819595
your all bullys just leave tumblr alone
>>556819851
You forgot to heaven you fucking shill.
>>556819478
>did nothing to you
Yeah, but she stole $17,000 from a bunch of children. That's immoral on so many different levels.
>>556798891
TOPLEL
>>556818774
> she didnt do anything
That's the problem. 60k from ticket sales, another 17k from the whinefest, and they aren't even paying the performers. That's what everyone is complaining about - she didn't do anything, when she was legally obligated to do a bunch of stuff, or return customer's money. She's done neither.
You want to call me an internet bully, fine, but I'm not your problem. Your problem is lawsuits and a con with a completely destroyed reputation.
>>556819851
Your tears are salty
>>556813114
Can I get sauce on this?
>>556796173
I love all of you.
>>556819478
Personal Responsibility. Do you speak it motherfucker?
>>556819851
you're only going to make it worse, you know that right?
>>556799640
AKINATOR KNOWS ALL
>>556820178
Expand that image
http://youtu.be/_jkSg6ttXqY
>>556819851
See, stereotypes are only bad when expressed by people you disagree with. Stereotypes you like are A-OK!!
/I could say "check ur privilege", but then I'd be as bad as you.
>>556820538
I should.
I'm way to high.
Next image incoming.
>>556816486
Nope, Avast, free.
>>556816917
See above.
Sorry, keeping up with Nod 32 became tiring.
>>556820547
Teach those balls not to rape.
http://youtu.be/PkoypI0yjrQ
>captcha 666069
>>556819997
A fool and their money are soon parted.
>>556820547
Haha!
>>556816694
>>556815806
Does she have a Facebook or anything?