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Okay /b/, it's time for Nyah Hounds thread of fucked up femanons.

>Dogs
>Horses
>Niggers
>Tigers
>Lions
>Zebras
>Donkeys
>Gangs of men
>Boys between the ages of 10 and 16

All of these I would either fuck or suck off, depending which is which. Any femanons here wanna confess any fun fetishes? Any anons wanna ask any questions? Go ahead, I'll play!
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what
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>>556792389
have you ever been fucked by a tiger before?
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>>556792389

What would you do with the horses cum?
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>>556792708
I wish! No, I just find as much hentai of women getting fucked by tigers as possible. Pick oh so fucking related.
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>>556792389
moar pics pls
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>>556792914
that's hilariously interesting.

more practical question: have you ever been fucked by a nigger before?
also more pics pls
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>>556792872
Swallow it. Every drop.

>>556793104
Nope.
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>>556792389
with which of the things on your list did you already have you had sex/sucked off?
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type luxuretv on google. Enjoy ;)
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is your name Whitney?
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What is in the two week package?
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>>556793456
Aww, a picture of me, I'm flattered, anon! <3

None yet, I struggle to get hold of any of them :( Though I got spitroasted by my master and another man. He;s organising some niggers to fuck me though :D

>>556793584
Nope, it's Nyah.
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>>556792389
How have you managed to avoid prison?
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>>556792389
What's the tattoo OP?

Also you have really nice nipples, I would probably enjoy fucking you.
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wanna have some fun?
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>>556793743
Moar pics plz
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OP what about the donkeys Why?
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>>556793813
The tattoo is names of two friends of mine who died last year in a car crash.

>>556793781
I'm cunning :P

>>556794147
If you have a large male dog I would literally do anything you told me to.
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>>556794304
Big dicks. Big balls. Lots of cum.

When it comes down to it, most women are just as bad as men for lusts. They just don't admit it to anyone outside their heads.
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>>556792389
Why haven't you fucked a dog yet?
They're by far the easiest thing on your list to come by.

Bestiality is a huge turn on for me, I've downloaded most beast torrents out there and have a few sites I visit daily for updates. If only my girlfriend was into it.
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as long as you don't pop out any babies from anything except the last 2 I don't give a shit.
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>>556794748
You need to get your girlfriend into it, anon! And because they're not so easy to come by, no one I know has a dog, and my flat won't allow pets.

Plus I'd kind of like him to be my dog :) My loving partner who I can take extra special care of.

If I ever get any pics I'll get them on /b/ straight away :D
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>>556794478
If you ever get to fuck anything off your list, would you consider filming it and posting it here?
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>>556794478
Gangs of men?
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>>556793743
I wonder how, you're pretty hot, I bet you could make a good amount of money with things like that :). Also: when did you first notice that you have this kind of fantasies?
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>>556794973
Not the anon you responded to, but do you have any advice for getting a girl into bestiality?
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>>556792389
Do you ever have fantasies of cuckolding men? Cuckolding them with any of that list of yours?
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>>556795006
I'd get photos and post them here, absolutely, I always contribute to /b/.

>>556795067
Yep, as in they'd break into my flat and make me their bitch. Put me in my collar and lead and all take turns on me, then all make me swallow their cum, thank them, and lick their dicks clean.

>>556795092
I'd love to make money from it, but it's too risky, someone would eventually expose me. I probably make it harder for myself by being so overly security conscious. I'm so flattered you saved my pictures!

First noticed when I was younger and I watched the lion king and pretty much had my first orgasm over imagining Mufasa taking me on the top of Pride Rock XD funny looking back now, but still.

>>556795348
Talk about how you knew this girl (ideally someone she is either jealous of, looks up to, or thinks is cool) who is into it. Make out as though it's some huge secret, and jokingly sort of say "It's kinda hot." sort of talk them into thinking it's a hot idea, like as a "One off fantasy" (Maybe a dog watching you fuck and licking her pussy) before you go all out.

>>556795632
I'd cuckold my master :P That's about it. It'd have to be with a nigger though.

>Can't believe I missed bulls and gorillas off my list! I'm an idiot!
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>>556793373
That's unlikely seeing as they produce a lot of cum.
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>>556792389
can you draw a picture of a creeper and but it between your breasts?
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>>556793456
I'm willing to call myself a dog to get into that hole any day
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>>556795348
Seconding this question.

Also,
>>556794973
thanks for the reply.
I already told her I'm into it, and it was a pretty big deal to her. She's quite conservative and 'normal', but we love each other to death so I was sure she would understand me and we could talk it out.

We did, and now I just keep my stash of dog porn out in the open on my computer and she knows it's there.

Having her pussy filled up with the cum of a big dog is my ultimate fantasy.
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>>556795986
topkek
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>>556795959
Then I'd spend a while drinking it. Women who spit, literally, make me rage. What sort of stupid bitch can't be good enough for whoever she's supposed to be pleasing that she can't even swallow for him?
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Where can you find pics? Too paranoid to recklessly google the shit
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This bitch is nasty as fuck. nothing like a trashy sewer whore.
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>>556795893
unfortunately that were all the pictures I have of you, wasn't able to stay long in your thread back then because it was my birthday, so I would appreciate it if you'd contribute a few more pics :).

And how did your 'master' react to your fantasies, when you first told him?
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>>556796459
I agree nothing like it, that is why I want to get my dicky sticky inside of her.
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>>556795893
Are there any specific dog breeds you like? and can you tell a bit more about your lion fantasies?
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>>556796218
Well anon if she ever wants to talk to a femanon who is into it you can always send her my way, add me on fetlife, me and my master share an account (TauAndNyahHound), but he usually doesn't go on it, but I can tell him to stay off it anyway unless it's from playmates he's arranging for me!

>>556796459
Haha, angry little internet faggots like you are what stop most women confessing the things they like. "Oh no I'll get called a whore!" etc, etc.

>>556796674
Haha, fun story actually... He got me to pose in various compromising photos, wrote things all over me (Like the dogs welcome picture) got videos of me confessing my fetishes and then told me I was to be his sex slave from then on!
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>>556792389
>niggers
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>>556796945
Is there anything you think you wouldn't do? Sexually I mean, like any fetish that completely turns you off?
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>>556796807
Good because thats all this whore is good for. Being a Dick Garage.

>>556796945
Oh spare me the explanation. You are just fucked up. Probably Daddy issues or rape. You definitely deserved it too. If you like dogs, go live in the wild bitch. You are gross. Hope you dont have kids. They will be the most unlucky motherfuckers ever. lol.
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>>556796942
Big ones! REAL dogs, that put their bitches in their places.

Rottweillers, German Shepards, Utonagans, Tamaskans, Huskies, Great Danes, Newfoundlands, St. Bernards, Dog De Bordeaux, Any Mastiffs, and just any dog that looked big enough to force me down and take me.

Lions? Well, I'd love to just have a big savage lion knock me down, roaring and growling at me, making sure I know that if I resist he's going to hurt me, then force himself in my pussy and rape me as I scream, then when he's done emptying his balls inside me, and just leaving me there, used, now he's done with me he has no interest and just walks off, leaving me <3

>>556797160
Blood, scat... That's about it.
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>>556796945
Never heard of fetlife before, I'll check it out some time. Thanks!
You know, there aren't many people on /b/ who talk as easily and respond as nicely as you.
Unfortunately this thread isn't getting the attention it deserves.

Could you share some of your own pics? I'll contribute with random findings.


>>556796459
You shut the fuck up you filthy fat fuck.
You probably have fetishes that we find disgusting so stay out of this.
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>>556796945
Du you and your master still have "regular"/ non fetishized sex?

I'm wondering, if me and my girl were to indulge in such extreme fetishes, if that would overtake our sex life completely. Or can you still have just as much fun with a quicky after a night out with friends?

Any Advice?
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>>556796415

I'm scared of you .. yes I am
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>>556797449
Boxers?
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>>556797449
How old are you?
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>>556797691
> Not wanting a woman who swallows

What are you?

>>556797657
Good question, would like to know the answer too.

>>556797449
That's a nice list. Golden retrievers and Labradors are fucking hot, too.
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ITT: Neckbeards getting raging hard-ons over some fatter neckbeard pretending to be a femanon
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>>556797405
Haha, aww, the virgin has claws! Alas, never been raped, never had daddy issues. Normal, stable upbringing, went to uni, have well paid job and long term boyfriend who is also high earner. Believe it or not, the following is true:

Women can have porn fetishes without having been raped or abused by daddies. Crazy, isn't it? Only virgins think otherwise. "HURR DURR SHE LIKES BESTIALITY SHE MUST HAVE BEEN ABUSED". Silly little boy.

>>556797634
No problem, /b/ is a great place aside from the 14yo virgins that like to come here, they scare away a lot of the good women. In my last thread a few decent femanons showed up and were great fun!

>>556797657
No it doesn't ruin your normal sexlife! Master and I sometimes just have normal sex, and it's still fucking great!

>>556797691
Don't be :)

>>556797936
Ooh, can't believe I forgot boxers! Definitely :D

>>556797996
26

>>556798156
I do like Golden Retrievers, Labradors and Collies, because they're such good hosue dogs and look so happy to please their owners, but I want a BIG boy, who's gonna have me, and knows that I'm his to use when he wants it, and when I took him for walks it would really be him walking his bitch, staring out people like "Yeah, see her? She's mine" as I walked behind him, unable to take my eyes off his huge balls <3
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>>556792389

I would like to see what Nyah herself likes todo whether it be sex or tending to her plants.

I just love watching women they are having fun.
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>>556792389
I still find it funny I think a a woman who would fuck a nigger is more disgusting than a whore who would fuck a dog.

Anyway you're a gross person OP please kill yourself before the AIDS do anyway.
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>>556795986
top gun
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>>556798968
Haha, thanks anon, I think?

>Pic is the pic I've masturbated to probably more than any
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>>556796415
Marry me.
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>>556798156

Femanon here, you fucktard

>>556799308

Isn't a dog conditioned to hump everyone after you've had sex with it? I mean, do you train him to hump just you? How does it even work?
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>>556798552
I dont like you for the pure reason that you are an attention seeker. I could give less than a shit about sexual preferences if anything you say is even true, after all everything posted on b is a lie and you would be a fool to think otherwise. Hey if the goal was to get a bunch of guys wet off timestamped titties and this bestiality fantasy by the looks of it you did a fine job.
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>>556799308
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>>556792389
The fuck?

Pics
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any link of a video dog-women sex? Never saw one before but curious of it
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>>556792389
>An actual hot femannon into s/shota

boner.
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>>556799621
>I don't like you because you're an average human being
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>>556792389
you're just the kind of dumpstercunt i enjoy throating and pissing on.
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>>556798505
I enjoy my placebo's, thank you.

>>556798552
Damn, you're really something.
It's weird, I went to uni as well, have a great future ahead of me and also have a long term girlfriend. You'd think bestiality would be something for the plebs, but that couldn't be further from the truth.

>>556798968
haters gonna hate

>>556799718
Always a pleasure: pornsocket.com
this is one of the sites I visit daily for updates, it's a pretty clean website and has a LOT of bestiality content.
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>>556799621
Surely if I was seeking attention I'd upload pictures of me and nothing more? I'm here to share fetish pictures, stories, fantasies, and inviting other femanons to come out and play somewhere that they know isn't going to be full of nothing but 14 year old virgins.

>>556799815
Oh don't worry, I have the full comic!

>>556799793
Yep, mother/son. "Bloomers Mama" "Mamama" "I Hate My Big Sister" and "Tiny Tits Giant Boobs History" were fucking... Incredible.

>>556800006
I think everyone, no matter where or who they are, has these sort of fantasies. Hell, I mean look at all the pedo celebrities these days. I bet there's just as many who are into bestiality.

>Pic: Oh yes, I'd rim a stallion, too. Wouldn't do a dog though, dunno why.
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>>556792389
is wanting to fuck a virgin guy with an onahole a fun fetish??
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>>556792389
post a pic of you and your dog?

also what the most erotic dog experience you've ever had, please describe in detail
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>>556800428
>Not pandora's box or, for realistic videos russian mother/sons

full pleb.
[spoiler] but seriously marry me [/spoiler]
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>>556800505
she already said that she can't have a dog due to her flat.
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>>556800006
so kind! thank you
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>>556800428
Am I sexy to you
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>>556800006
Actually, I think people who are really intelligent can be way more sexual than those who are not. A powerful brain is a brain able create the most bizarre fantasies.
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>>556792389
girl of my dreams...
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>>556792389
I like having sex is the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

Is that a fucked up fetish?
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>>556799983
i like where this is going...
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>>556800428
I get the weird shit, but you'd really fuck a nigger? That just seems too casual for you. Plus it's a nigger.
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>>556800428
What if I was a dog but from your perspective I was a dude dressed up as a dog? And if I was your next door neighbor?
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>>556800754
That's a good point, anon. I have a lot of fucking fetishes, come to think of it. And I know that at least two of my friends who also go to uni, also watch bestiality.

>>556800715
You're welcome!
http://www.pornsocket.com/media-gallery/9865-art-of-zoo-annalena-honey-love.html

Also search for Vixen, she's ridiculously hot.
Stray X, too. There's a set of videos in which she fucks 8 different dogs in one day.
Pic is Vixen, 69' ing with her dog.
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>>556800790
>I like having sex is the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

dude what the fuck is wrong with you??
dude
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i came here to see tits but now there are just people talking about dogs.
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>>556801497
shut up don't ruin it for me now shes not going to reply
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>>556800428
would you ever suck your own son just for satisfying-fetish purpose?
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>>556801075
Guess I'm racist and see fucking a nigger as taboo an act as fucking an animal.

>>556800790
I'm gonna hurl, you're sick, get out.

>>556800740
Not really, it's just an average body. If you get SLIGHTLY (not too much) more top heavy in the amrs then maybe. Don't get any more ripped though or you'll just look gross, most women don't like the uber overly ripped veiny guys.

>>556800698
This.

>>556801260
...I could work with that, I think.

>Oh yeah, Red XIII from Final Fantasy 7. He was hot as fuck.
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>>556801670
I'm a femanon though.
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>>556801772
if you're trying to get chicks that are into beastiality why would you shave down there you dumb cunt

>cross necklace
>perfect hair for fedora hat
>in mother's bathroom

ban this underage b8
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>>556801772
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>>556792389
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>>556801772
Underage b8
Lets get the mods up in here.
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>>556792389
Yeah, thats enough internet for one day.
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>>556792389
Im 15. I live in Sweden Malmö. Come here and ill have sex with you.
Pretty please?
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>>556801946
Kink more, bitch.
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>>556800428
You sound like the perfect woman.
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>>556801846
I think about it often. I intend to breastfeed him for as long as possible, maybe see what happens from there. If he ever tries anything I'll pounce on him, though!

>>556801772
Nope!

>>556801617
I'm a big fan of Vixen and Stray X. I was also a huge fan of Cannabis Cupcakes, and was good friends with her, but unfortunately some wankers decided to try and ruin her life when all she wanted to do was contribute to the community. That's why I'll never show my face or unique tattoos.

>>556801946
Still, such extreme fetishes are not welcome here :P
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>>556802392
Underage b&. Mods cmon now.
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>>556798552
when did you lose your virginity?
where are you from?
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>>556801923
Check out this pic it's me just different angel
Different lighting

Still feel the same?
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>>556792389
Today OP was a pretty cool girl

Whats your fauvorite ice-cream flavour?
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>>556802448
No, you.

>>556802463
Ok then :P I will leave
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>>556802557
Here is another too

Cunt.muffinz kik
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>>556801923
what kind of dog costume oh and no sex though im a puppy what are you some kind of sick pervert
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>>556802463
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>>556802557
this was on /fit/ last night...
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>>556802557
Yep. Sorry anon, relative to a fat creepy neckbeard you're nice, but next to my master, or just people who lift in general, I'm sorry you just don't cut it.

>>556802539
When I was 19, to my master. I'm from some boring place you won't have heard of.

>>556802767
Chocolate.

>Oh yeah, furry porn. More win. Wolfy Nail is my hero.
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>>556802538
FUCK OFF SAGE AND LET ME FUCK HER
>mods
>/b/
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>>556801923
>Different angel
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>>556802392
underage b8
mods pls
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>>556802392
>I am 15
Underage b&

>Captcha: 1698 bammely
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>>556792389
I am surprised you haven't linked Petsex.com that has all female onto beasts, and Gaybeast.com is guys onto beasts
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>>556803172
Yeah well I guess I don't care what a skids gusting whore who fucks dogs thinks

You are scum I hope someone records you and post it all over the internet ruining ur life and making you kill yourself

I'm off to the gym for more gains

Not cuz you think I should simply because that's what I'm working on in my life just started

Hating ass bitch die slow my 44 make sho all y'all kids don't grow
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>>556803172
How old is he?
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>>556803723
lmfao if you would not care you wouldn't have asked for her opinion 3 times and gave her your kik, you autistic vrigin.
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>>556803723
Poor baby, she's not into you so you cry. Grow up
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>>556803723
are you really this butthurt on the internet, because some random grill doesn't think you are hot shit? or are you actually trying to troll and pretending to be retarded?
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>>556803723
This is the exact reaction a neckbeard would have when kicked into the friendzone
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>>556803723

AHAHAAHAHHAH FAGGOT
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>>556803723
That's wierd, because I don't care what a guy who posts his crap attempt of a body online. Hope you're gonna spend a lot of time in the gym working on that shit body of yours,virgin.

>>556803761
He's 26.
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>>556803723
y u mad tho
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>>556792389
here some of my fetish. big dildos in both holes
this feels better than any penis iv'e had
ps: for all /b/fags smallest penis i had was BLACK
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>>556802463
You were friends with Cannibal (sorry I thought it was cannibal) Cupcake?

This just keeps getting better 'n better.
It's too fucking bad people rat others out like that. It's the reason so many good female actors have to wear those fucking masks all the time, like Vixen.

It's a shame I have to go to bed soon, but you're fucking awesome and I wish you all the luck in working your way down that list of yours.

>>556803723
Supreme gentleman detected.
Fucking hell, grow up you fucking nigger.
> buhuhuhh I'm not getting what I want and now I'm gonna act as if I don't like it.
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OP, I can't even begin to understand your fetishes, but whatever, as long as you enjoy yourself amirite?
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This thread had me until you posted "HURR DURR". That shit is so fucking annoying and i can respect a dog fucker more than a faggot who mocks people in such a generically faggoty way such as that. Go fuck yourself.
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>>556804523
*tips fedora*
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>>556803935
>>556803941
>>556804050
>>556804224
obvious troll; anytime anyone tries to say shit like that on 4chan it's always a troll how new are you nerds

so OP are you gunna let me live with you in a dog costume or what? im serious just give me a little dog house and a doggie desk to use my doggie computer and ill go to CC in a dog costume since im a dog
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>>556804275
>implying you in any way affected my mood
>implying I'm butthurt
>implying your a decent looking human
>implying your not a butter face

>implying I'm a virgin when I have a hott bod like this

BONGGG!!!
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>>556804495
"go fuck yourself"
Yeah, that's going to insult her.
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>>556804587
> implying you didn't get those pictures from /fit/
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>>556803542
No, its okay
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>>556804587
pic related

>>556804581
you must be new here my friend
>I was just pretending to be a butthurt retard
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>>556804820
I thought he was pretty decent I would def bang
7/10
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>>556804581
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>>556794309
Sweet i have exactly that.
come by around six so i can bury myself down to my balls in you and then ill turn my dog loose on you
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>>556804587
just so you know OP i wouldnt live with this guy, he probably tugs on his dogs leash and makes the dog lick peanutbutter off his balls
but ill live with you i wear dog costume im dog bark bark
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OP would you bang me?

Yes, internet ego is pointless but I just had a breakup so fuck ya'll, I need to know if Im bangable.
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>>556804587
Dude, you really need to understand that everybody's laughing at you right now because you're acting like a child.

A fit body is nothing if you don't have the personality to go with it. You're have the mental state of a fucking 6 year old.
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So basicly you want to get fucked by a dog/man that dressed as dog?

What do you want him to do to you?
Push you down on the floor, when youre wet.
Tare your panties with his teeth, Jump on you like a horney dog, shove its dick into you , make you feel the pain being of being raped like a poor powerless female dog untill you orgazm many times?

i can do that, let me know if your ever come to shit hole israel
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>>556800428
I'm a femanon and won't post tits. Anyway, here's my shitty greentext
>Be 12
>Walking my dog, a Great Pyrenees
>Pass by a stray dog, he looked groomed but had no collar so was probably abandoned
>He wants to smell the stray's butt
>Decide to let him, they usually smell each other and move on
>My dog starts humping the other
>Try to get him off so he doesn't get bad habits
>Realize it's a female
>My dog is actually fucking right in front of me
>Learned about sex in biology classes but never really saw it being done
>Look around, the street is empty
>Get closer to my dog and watch him pound the stray
>I can tell he's cumming inside
>After 10 or so mins he pulls it out
>Look around once again, the street is still empty
>Put it in my mouth, taste his cum

That was the first and last time I ever did anything with a dog but since then I've been attracted to dogs and fantasize about them quite often. I've masturbated thinking about my dog as I was growing up, even in sleepovers and such where my friends would talk about more dirty stuff I would always stay quiet because there's no way I would tell them that while they masturbate thinking about guys I masturbate thinking about my dog humping me like he did with that stray.
I'm 19 now and really want to have a dog fucking me, but I know it's wrong and illegal and am afraid I'll feel ashamed that I gave in to my weird fantasies. That dog is pretty old now but we met another dog owner with a female Great Pyrenees and they had a litter and my brother and I each have one of his sons, which will be 1 year old in a month. Also, I wanted to be there to watch my dog mate but they scheduled it to a day where I was busy and I couldn't make up any excuse to watch my dog fuck once more.

I've never told this to anyone in my entire life, and quite honestly I'm not sure what I'm expecting by posting my story here, but anyway this is it.
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aaaaand my trolling here is dun

Thread officially derailed good days sirs
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>>556805214
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>>556805214
Improve your body all you want, even with an exeptional physique you can only be a 4-5/10 with a shit face m8.
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>>556805121
>>556804948
wasn't talking to you tdr and the other guy just posts trite, banal spiderman pictures

fuck you both im a dog living with OP right now bark bark yip bark
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>>556805214

Is your self esteem that low that you need an approval from a whore who'd fuck a pack of niggers, dogs, horses, etc?
Megakek.
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>>556805214
No your balls prolly smell like shit

Also no abs

Other poster was way hotter
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>>556792389
pedo femanon??
hottest kind of pedo
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>>556796218
just ask her for the biggest fetish she has; maybe you can get an arrangement.
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>>556805214
>because a woman can totally tell whether she will have sex with a man simply from a photo of his torso

... you have no idea how women work do you
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>>556805428
>kill yourself
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fist your butthole op
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>>556805652
lel, well if she fucks niggers and dogs I have a shot rite?
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>>556805404
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>>556805802
Even women don't know how they work. If their whoremoans tell them to do something, they just do it without thinking of the consequences. You sound like a MtF that is a miserable failure at life.
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>>556805404
>and quite honestly I'm not sure what I'm expecting by posting my story here

Hate prolly .. but meh .. kudos for telling. Everyone has fantasies. Just try to weed out the weirdos here from those who do have a genuine interest.
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>>556805214
Hey anon, that's a rockin' body! Not all horrible and veiny and over-ripped. Just nice, good bit of muscle tone, but not so much you look like you're trying too hard. 9/10 would be raped by.

>>556805404
I say the same to you; add me on fetlife :) "TauAndNyahHound" if you ever wanna chat.

>>556805129
That sounds like a perfect night, anon. Am I allowed to ask for a pic of the dog? :P

>>556805802
Boy is your face red. If a guy has a rockin' body I can forgive the face (unless it's horrendous). Why do you all have this absolute certainty that women think completely differently to men? We're the exact fucking same.
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>>556804812
Go fuck yourself too
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no OP i dont think u understand me when i say ill wear a dog costume and live in your backyard and smoke weed with you
i dont have a beard yet im 19 and i look like im 3 years old my family ages really weirdly i think i was premature but im actually a dog bark bark im serious op.. op im a dog really
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>>556803172
So he throwed away the chance of being the only man who ever fucked you? How do you feel about this?
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>>556804495
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>op is gone
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>>556806289
Dumb bitch he's bulking

When he cuts .. And he will cut weight

He will be ripped and look like the other poster
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>>556805706
ok troll confirmed.

>speakin in 3rd person
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>>556805214
What is it with all these autistic virgins today? Are you all really this insecure?

Do I have to spell it out for you?
Uploading a pic of just a body doesn't mean anything.
Even a fat guy can get a hot girlfriend, you know why? Because this is REAL LIFE, and girls are just people too.
To most, you just need to be nice as well as manly, a good personality is at least half of what you need for a good relationship, or even a one night stand.

Fucking hell, just GO for it. And don't worry, your body looks better than 60% of the male population.

>>556805404
That's fucking hot. That is FUCKING hot.
I always hate it when I realize I'll never talk to people like you in person.
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>>556792389
Oh geez, fun fetishes. Umm, I guess I have a few.
>light bd/sm
>heirophillia
>literal skull-fucking
>I like to watch beast (dog on woman), but I don't think I could ever do it.
>I really like the idea of gently pegging a guy

I'm also getting into dd/lg and would like to explore the possibilities of that lifestyle
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>>556792389
im a femanon and i gladly would have an orgy with nothing but women and dildos
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>>556806540
Happy, because why would I only want to fuck one guy?

>>556806607
I'm OP, my ID has changed a couple of times though.

>>556806638
So you know all his exercise routine off by heart, do you?

>Pic related, I'm OP, this me being fucked by masters friend.
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>>556806668
See

>>556805428
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You're a fucking skank OP. Only gimps like skanks like you.
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>>556806929
What country are you from?
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>>556806929
You are really stupid

That's what we all do that lift

You eat a lot to gain muscle then you cut to loose the fat. Please kill yourself for being a dumb dog fucker

Btw I'm reporting you for saying you wanna fuck youngsters
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>>556806929
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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nicccccccccccce
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>>556792389
i have seen chicks being fucked by a boar, would that turn you on?
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>>556806929
Some would say "He doesn't love me", and sincerely, if I am in a relationship I better own her in every sense.
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>>556807238
UK.

OP is going to bed now, if anyone wants to contact me, either come on fetlife (probably won't chat if you don't show a pic with my name on it somewhere to prove you're real) or email me ([email protected]) again with a picture with my name on it.

Love Nyah, thanks for the fun, will do another one of these soon xxx

>>556807389
Oh no, please don't report me on 4chan, my lifeline, I'll die without it. Maybe this place is your world, you basement dwelling perma-virgin, but some of us can live without it and just come on to contribute.

>>556807523
Possibly

Anyways, one more of me for you anons, nighty night xxxxx
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>>556806929
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>>556806928
That's a hard fantasy to fulfill. With men, would be so much easier.
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>>556805404
That's such a sweet story.

I don't think your fetish is "wrong" per se, but yes, it is illegal in most places, so be careful.
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>>556807695
good night.

btw, if you ever get to fulfill one of those things, will you share the pics with us? i sure hope so
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>>556807389

>Btw I'm reporting you for saying you wanna fuck youngsters

how are you this butthurt? I feel this is the way most weightlifters are and that's why they lift so much. It's one thing to get muscle. It's another to be a bitch and lift to counteract how much of a bitch most lifters are.

Keep on keeping on OP. I'm comfortable with my sexual fantasies.
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>>556807695
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>>556804385
Dear GOD that's a lot of miniature basketballs.
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>>556807695
>[email protected]
buying dog costume right now op and sending you pick when i can dont u fuckin dare buy a dog of your own ill fuck him up 1v1 unless hes like big or something thatd be scary i probably couldnt fuck him up if tht were the case thats just scary op barkbabrkbark
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>>556797449
>Lions?

You do realize that lions have large barbs on their cocks right?
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>>556808226
Lol I'm a boxer won golden gloves 5 years in a row nationals

Please kill yourself
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>>556799815

I hate to be a downer and I hope this doesn't ruin your fantasy, but you should check out videos of actual lions mating. It's not hot at all and their dicks are narrow. Basically they just squat, do their thing, and that's it. It's over.

Kinda the same with most other animals actually (i've looked into this in case it wasn't obvious by now)

But yeah, I used to have a girlfriend that was into all of that kind of stuff. Even had a fantasy about a monster sneaking into her room at night and fucking her.

Your advice about getting a girl into it is pretty spot on though. I've used that trick on a couple other girls since then. It's actually shocking how well it works and how many women are willing to consider it.
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>>556805404

Thats OK just don't do anything with a dog. Masturbating ain't gonna hurt no one
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>>556808464

Because that makes you hardcore? Also, am I supposed to care? Please be more of a try hard.
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>>556807695
Why is anal sex appealing for women?
Men usually go anal to stroke out their prostates, but what do women get out of it?
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>>556807695
Goodnight OP !
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>>556802463
Oh god, I have a small boy fetish too. It started when I was 14 and my lil brother who was 12 stole my panties and I found him masturbate. He didn't know I knew so I started teasing him a bit, like hugging him and making sure my boobs would press against his face, and then I actually started getting excited by it. Sometimes I'd put my back against the common wall on our bedrooms and masturbate a bit loud so he could hear and afterwards I'd take of my cloths, wrap a towel around me and go to take a shower so he could go into my room and use my clothes. I even let my pc on once and caught him in the act, but he just took my panties to his room and then returned them later so I never got to tape him actually using them. The furthest I went was accidentally dropping my towel and letting him see my boobs and my bush though, I never did anything with him besides teasing him.

I watch big sis/lil brother and mother/son hentai manga since real porn would be illegal and probably rape, but doing it in real life would be too much. There's no way I can do anything with my brother even though I'm 100% he'd jump me if I ever gave him the chance, it would be too shameful. Mother/son is a definite no-no though, it's not just about me, it would influence my son and might even screw up his relations if he has sex with his mom. Not to mention I'd have a husband, there's no way I could betray him by fucking our son.
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>>556808464

Every so once in a while the old druggie/ addict in you shows up ... this is one of those moments
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>>556808464
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>>556809005
Pleasure.
Our body is full of terminations that can give you pleasure and being sodomized is very sexually arousing because you are completely submitting yourself, since it's painful, imoral and humiliating.
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>>556809213
I'm curious, were you two separated at all during childhood? Are you two fully blood related? How close were you two? Real incest with two people who grew up normally is rare as shit. I'm repulsed horribly by my mother, whom everyone wants to fuck. While my half-sister would have sex with me if I desired. Were you always capable of being attracted to your little brother?
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>>556806070
I don't really care. I'm more interested in the OP's advice, she's probably the only one here with experience.


>>556806289
There's really not much to talk about, that's my entire experience with dogs. The only thing is, if I let my new dog pound me now then he'll keep wanting it, even if I'm in a relationship that won't change, so I how can I do it with my dog? It would be so wrong even though I want him because I wouldn't be treating him as my mate, I still want to have a boyfriend.. And even if my boyfriend is into it, how could I admit to wanting to get fucked by a dog? If he isn't then he'll think I'm too weird and even if I say I'm not doing it with my dog he'll still think I am and break up with me, but even if fantasizes about it too will he still see me as wife material after I start getting fucked by a dog?


>>556806882
Why is it hot? I never really did anything, it was just a stupid thing I did when I was young. I don't even understand why I did it, and I didn't just taste my dogs cum, I also tasted the stray's pussy juices. Even if no one found me that could have gone so bad, I could have caught something
Well, even if we knew each other you'd never know this. How would people treat me if they knew I've sucked a dog's cock?


>>556808037
I don't think being illegal is a problem, it's not like anyone would find out. Well, I guess that if I go through with it my boyfriend could take pictures and later use them to blackmail me, but that would be illegal too, right? Anyway, I don't think he'd do anything like that, but I do really like him and can't risk him breaking up with me over my stupid fantasies

>>556808869
But it wouldn't hurt my dog right? At least physically.
Also, are there STDs for dogs? If I let my current dog do it with another one so I could watch, could he catch something? I really don't want to hurt him, whether it's me doing it with him or just watching him.
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>>556792389

Lions? Tigers? Jesus, that's brave.

> obligatory nice tits compliment OP.
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>>556792389
Little grills,milfs,white shoes during sex,feet hugging, rubbing of the hair
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>>556792389
>Boys between the ages of 10 and 16
obvious troll

i believed you till that last line
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Did someone say NIGHT HOUND!?
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>>556811409
Wut. That's incredibly normal. If you don't think adult females are capable of being attracted to young boys then you surely don't believe adult males are capable of being attracted to young girls? How dumb are you?
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>>556806885
Oh shit!
I forgot to mention that I have thing for messing around in public at night, and older men/women (which is a win for the dd/lg part)
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>>556811864
>i'm attracted to little girls so must all men, and so must women if all men are like me

no, how dumb are you

its a minority for both sexs
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>>556811157
I didn't even bat an eye at the whole "I tasted a stray dog's pussy juice", but I know I should have. There's something wrong with me
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>>556811157
>if I let my new dog pound me now then he'll keep wanting it

Proper training and a dash of excuses thrown in. Typically you want the dog not to be neutered if you're going to try to fuck it. Some dogs lose their sex drive entirely because of it, although clearly not all of them do. If your dog is not neutered, that's a great excuse for deviant behavior, if not, well, dogs like to hump things regardless. If you train the dog well to obey commands, it's less of an issue.

>are there STDs for dogs?

Not specifically. Not the kind of STDs you'd get from a human. The vast majority of diseases that animals carry can't be transmitted to humans. That having been said though, there are some general diseases animals can have that can be transmitted to humans, but they aren't necessarily the kind of thing that your doctor would find and go "you're fucking dogs!" Mostly just worms and parasites and stuff. But if you have a healthy, clean dog you don't need to worry. If your dog is a hunting dog though I'd think twice about it.
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>>556812134
That's not what I said but yeah, I mean, even that logic works.
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Nyah where in the West Midlands are you from? i'm from Coventry... and i have a dog.
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>>556811409
It's believable to think a woman would fuck lions and tigers bears, but not be an ephebophile?
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>>556812518
*And bears
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>>556812518
that is the weirdest context i've ever seen the wizard of oz referenced in
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>>556795092
make a fansignthat says Bridgettexx69 then a ansign that says steven with time and date
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>>556797449
>Rottweillers, German Shepards, Utonagans, Tamaskans, Huskies, Great Danes, Newfoundlands, St. Bernards, Dog De Bordeaux, Any Mastiffs

Add this one to your list:
>Kangal
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>>556813002
I think it's the weirdest time I've ever referenced it.
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>>556794973
Live withe me in europe and get a dog together?
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>>556792389
yall niggas postin in a troll thread
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>>556792389
where you from OP?
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>>556809952
I did, several times. Usually I wouldn't cum when teasing him through the wall, I'd keep masturbating in the shower knowing he was using my panties in his room.

It wasn't just about my brother either, I'd fantasize about his friends as well, but the most I ever did with the was basically go with my brother to the beach and they'd go too. It wasn't really on purpose, I did want to go to the beach, but I can't say I didn't like being stared at. My brother didn't find it funny though and after I went with him twice he wouldn't want me to go with him any more. Thankfully my mom would force him to let me go and tell him to stop picking on me. I would give him a few hugs and ask him to spread some sunscreen, so I guess his friends were jealous as well which balances things out.

Anyway, I still have it. Even though I have a bf that I really like I still have a thing for my brother and I don't think it'll ever go away and am fairly certain he wants me too. I know it's wrong though and am honestly ashamed for it. If we were both single and I knew that if he fucked me he would stop thinking about me then I'd let him, but it'd probably just make things worse.

And I don't think you'd want a sister like me. Let's face it, I'm a horrible sister who took advantage of her little brother. Maybe to you it might sound hot, but what if you were my lil brother who kept thinking about pounding his sister but can never do it?

>>556811040
Nope, we always lived together and are fully blood related. We never did anything, he never touched me more than a normal brother-sister relation would allow. I love him as my brother, and am really ashamed of what I did. He's probably worse than me now.
I wasn't attracted to him at first, only after I found out he masturbated with my panties and started answering my teases.

captcha: relations
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Just took a look at the thread. Some bitches are really fucked up in the head.

Not even talking about the dog or the horse but a fucking tiger and gorillas? Top lel
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>>556813734
If you did fuck him and it became a regular thing would that really be so bad though? Or are you worried you wouldn't stop even if you had a boyfriend?

If you were my sister and teased me like that I probably would have tried to make it happen by now.
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>>556803723
this ladies and gentleman is a raging manlet who lifts
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>>556806885
>>556813343

Just looked up heirophilia. Care to elaborate? Are you into like crazy cult rituals and that kind of thing, or more mainstream?
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nice
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>>556793373
Oh boy. Nothing is as hot as a girl struggling to swallow whatever they can.
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>>556812341
>If you train the dog well to obey commands, it's less of an issue.
But what about his feelings? If I'm dating someone then doing it with my dog is still cheating, so there'd be really long periods where he couldn't do me. What if thinks he's being punished?
And even if he understood, I've once had sex with a friend and then stopped and he was hurt even though he knew fully well it was just fooling around, I don't want to hurt my dog as well.
And I won't neuter my dog. I want him to have children when he grows old and eventually pass his grandchildren on to my kids like my parents did.

Oh god, I just thought about an even worse fetish. What if I have a boy and a girl and they're attracted like I am to my brother but go all the way? I'm a horrible person

>>556812341
>Not the kind of STDs you'd get from a human.
My problem is that if I let him fuck strays so I can watch and he catches something because of it. I know he'd like to have fun with other female dogs too, but if it can cause him harm then I can't allow him to.
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>>556814861
No, not so much crazy cults and rituals, actually now that I think about it.... Never mind.
For me it's more artifacts and members of certain faiths (ones who have to be "pure" and are sexuality awakened/corrupted, just yes.)
.Especially Catholicism, (crosses, Rosalie, nuns/priests get me going).
I do t know why, it's just my thang .
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>>556815525
*Rosaries
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>>556800000
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>>556792389
gross
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>>556815696
>>556815525
Although I wouldn't say I am a heirophile, considering most are actually extremely active members of the church/faith and don't realize their own sexualization of the church until they get psychological help, and would become extremely ridden with self hatred at their own "blasphemous" thoughts and acts.

Tldr heirophiles are crazy Christian ladies who want to fuck Jesus.
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>>556805404
I like you!
Yes, everyone has "dark" secrets.
No harm done when noone is hurt, right?
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>>556814460
I do have a boyfriend, but even if I didn't what would happen the moment I'd get one? What if my brother developed even more feelings for me? How could I ask him to stop having those feelings because I found a boy I liked? It would just be using my own brother for my personal pleasure.

If you were my lil brother would you honestly want me to let you fuck me? How would you feel when I found another guy and then you couldn't be with me any more? wouldn't you be hurt? Or would it still be better than never doing anything with me in the first place. Please be honest and don't think with your dick, because we'd still be brother and sister for the rest of our lives.

Over here the legal drinking age was 16 and I got him some alcohol to celebrate after his birthday party, and he basically tried to kiss me. I pretended I didn't notice though, but my heart was beating really fast, if he was more pushy our relationship would have turned too weird.

another thought: I know my brother visits 4chan, he's the one who showed it to me. what if he's reading this? he's going to know for sure it's me from what I've said so far.
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Whoops I forgot pic.
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>>556816542
really? what would you do if your gf told you she put a dogs penis on her mouth and wants to be fucked by her dog? it's all good when it's a fantasy, but you'd still be dating someone who gets turned on by dogs. wouldn't that be disgusting? I guess since your in this thread it wouldn't for you, but what about normal people?
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>>556816871
I'm not who you were talking to but yeah, if you would end up being with another guy in the end and just dumping him, on the emotional level he'd be hurt.
The only way that could be avoided is if he gets other women to compensate, but it'd be odd having your ex around you all the time.

If incest was legal.

(and if your brother read this he'd probably be happy, so why even worry.)
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>>556815359
>But what about his feelings?
Lol, it's a dog. I don't mean to sound insensitive. I love animals and I have had many pets and I do believe they have feelings and can love, but those feelings and sentiments people attribute to animals are projection. YOU have those feelings, so you feel bad for the dog because you think the dog should be feeling bad. Even though those feelings, for you, require a human social context. Dogs don't get married, they don't date, they don't commit, they just fuck when they can. That's part of their natural social structure. If you change around what your dog is allowed to do, he might be confused for a bit, but generally dogs are very well able to adapt to new social structures. Occasionally you get some that have anxiety issues, but those are special situations.

But yeah I definitely wouldn't do anything to a dog that has been into strays.

>What if I have a boy and a girl and they're attracted like I am to my brother but go all the way?

I have this weird feeling you'd let them or even give them opportunities to do it
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16 anon
Would bang you
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>>556815525
>>556816459

You just want to corrupt someone that thinks sex is wrong don't you? That situation where they say no but get hard anyway
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>>556817617
perm B& this fucking kid mods
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>>556817617
underage banned
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>>556816871

he's prob the dude asking you all the questions
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>>556816871
>If you were my lil brother would you honestly want me to let you fuck me?

Yeah totally. It wouldn't be a feelings thing though. I don't know if it is for you, but for me it would be an awesome dirty secret that we get to keep and every time you god a new boyfriend I'd still know you want to fuck me. Hell maybe you'd even cave in and keep doing it for all I know. An even bigger secret lol.
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>>556818008
Check you summer fags
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>>556815359
>I'm a horrible person
That's probably why you're on this board in the first place. The best advice I could give you is to just get over that feeling. Whether you act on your desires or not is up to you, but at the very least, stop feeling so embarrassed and ashamed for having these fantasies. A lot of people fantasize about shit like this, they just keep it private. I personally see nothing wrong with incest as long as both parties are fine and willing. Don't let some bullshit fake morals get in your way. Think about it clearly and unbiasedly to see if you really have a problem with it, or if you only have an issue because society says there's an issue.
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>>556817826
No, I'm really into consent.
But I do have to admit fantascizing about it is pretty exciting.
If they didn't want to have sex because muh virginities , that's one thing, but if it was muh Jesus says so.... Well... Hhdgshsh.
The sacred objects are another thing as well, I get (pardon my crudeness) so fucking wet just thinking about all the things you can do with them, and because of what they stand for, how wrongly right it would be.
Sorry for rambling, I could go on all day.
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>>556817359
>(and if your brother read this he'd probably be happy, so why even worry.)
he probably figured out I was teasing him all this time, he's not stupid at all. So what I said here about him would nothing new to him even though having me admit it would be the ultimate tease.
However, he doesn't know anything about my dog fetish. If he knew then he might just use it to blackmail me, I couldn't live with the shame if he told that to our parents.. so it'd come down to either having my parents know all this and they'd probably take my dog away or letting him have his way with me.

>>556817481
But dogs respond to feedback. If I let him pound me (I just love the word pound, it makes things sound so dirty) then when I stopped he'd think he was doing something wrong.
Also, if I have sex in front of my dog he wouldn't even understand what was happening, right?

>>556817481
>I have this weird feeling you'd let them or even give them opportunities to do it
No, I couldn't, it'd be too wrong. I think if I was willing to go as low as that then I'd have let both my brother and my dog in me by now. I still find it really hot though..
Is there any manga/hentai where the mother finds her son and daughter doing it but doesn't join them and just watched/masturbates from afar?
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>>556816871
If it was a 16 yeard old me I would def want you to fuck me, being related wouldn't affect me but if you do it once then I would maybe keep wanting it. Having a boyfriend wouldn't affect me as long as I kept fucking you.

But in my opinion I would say that you shouldn't fuck him. I think that right now he has this thing for you but maybe won't grow a big sis/incest fetish and as he grows older maybe he as well as you might regret having sex and might fracture your relationship as bros.

>>556817268
If my gf told me she did this I wouldn't mind, I have also done weird things. I would continue dating you and sometimes even help you feed your fetish. But since I have no idea how your boyfriend would react, I wouldn't tell him anything.
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>>556819171
want to kik or something?
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>>556817268
You are right, it would be somewhat strange for me too. I'm a vegetarian, and by now am repelled by the thought of eating meat. Still, I "let" my gf eat meat when she wants, and still kiss her. That's one of the compromises you make when granting others (at least) as much freedom as you want for yourself.
And, for me personally, I guess I would eventually try out quite a lot, as long as I can be sure noone is being hurt at any point (so much for being in this thread).

Sure, I understand the dilemna you eel yourself in.
Try to separate what society/morale/others think and say, and concentrate on the situation for the only beings involved. in this case you and your brother, and/or an animal.
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>>556819091
>Sorry for rambling, I could go on all day.

Well the thread will probably die soon anyway, but I don't think there is such a thing as rambling when you're talking about this kinda stuff. Out of curiosity, what have you done so far with that kind of stuff? I'll admit I'm not a very creative thinker when it comes to religious artifacts unless you're talking about fucking yourself with the big end of a cross
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>>556818265
to tell you the truth a part of me wants him to find out, but what are the chances of him being here? this thread started with bestiality not incest/shota, he wouldn't really be here unless he also fantasized about me being with our dog

>>556818985
it's not morals, it's that in the end one of us would end up being hurt.

>>556819481
I wouldn't cheat on a boyfriend no matter what. And even if I let you keep fucking me wouldn't it prevent you from being with other girls?
I just thought about my lil brother pounding a random slut, just like my dog was pounding that stray.. and then he'd pull it out and I'd clean him with my mouth. I think I'm whatever the female equivalent of a cuckold is now.. this thread is really bad for me, it keeps filling my head with ideas

>>556819886
No, sorry, but I think it'd be cheating. I mean, now I'm just talking about fetishes, but if we kik you're going to masturbate to me describing my fantasies aren't you?I'd be using them to get you off, it'd no longer stay as a fantasy. not to mention engaging them with someone else is only going to make them stronger
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>>556820612

grats on adding cuckqueen to your list
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>>556819171
>letting him have his way with me.
are you sure you're not secretly really hoping this will happen?

>then when I stopped he'd think he was doing something wrong.

not likely, dogs respond to immediate feedback.. that's why it can be hard to train them sometimes. if you don't catch them while they are doing something, they don't make the association. he will probably still try to get at you now and then because it's what he's used to, but he's not gonna start writing emo poetry about it if you stop

>Is there any manga/hentai where the mother finds her son and daughter

I'd bet money that there are thousands of these. I'm not super into hentai though so I wouldn't know where to look. But this is /b/ so i'm sure someone does.
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>>556820612
Well if you don't want to fuck your brother and has no girlfriends or someone to help him out I think cuckolding your brother would be a good option, but I don't know I am getting horny too thinking and writing about all this stuff
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>>556804275
In all honesty, hes body is in far better shape than yours.

alot more difficult for male to look ´good´ than for female.

Topic however is interesting.
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>>556793104
>fucked by a nigger
She has some standards
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>>556820612
>masturbate to me describing my fantasies aren't you?

>implying it hasn't already occurred.
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is op still here? where in the uk are you from? I'm dying to see her face
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>>556820612
I guess showing your tits isn't cheating (most fags masturbated to them already)
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>>556821508
OP is gone. She explicitely said she won't ever show face. Thanks /b/tards. I never understood the doxxing of exactly those people who bring on all /b dreams of.
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>>556820098
>Try to separate what society/morale/others think and say, and concentrate on the situation for the only beings involved. in this case you and your brother, and/or an animal.

As I said, I don't care if it's legal or what people think if they don't find out about it in the first place. But If I do it with my lil brother or dog then I'm going to be using them to satisfy myself, and chances are they'd get hurt in the end. I really love them both as brother/sister and dog/owner regardless of my fantasies.


Also, funny thing I didn't say till now. Not knowing what to expect and after hearing about it from our friends that the show was pretty good, we started watching the entire first season game of throne while pretty much cuddling together under a blanked a few days before christmas (after the last episode of the first season came out). We watched the first 5 episodes straight, cuddling all the way through it. We left the last 5 for the next day and we I put a pillow between us then but I'm still pretty sure he was hard the entire time.
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>>556820316
Not much unfortunately.
I just used a rosary like a string of pearls once, before I felt guilty and got rid of the evidence the next day.
My first girlfriend was a little bit religious and I once came while staring at a cross stitched picture of the Virgin Mary and jesus up on her wall as she gave me oral.
It was really weirdly intense.
Also nun/priest porn.
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>>556821710
newfags blame them, they think doxxing is the way they fit in
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>>556805404
>I'm a femanon and won't post tits
stopped reading
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>>556821768
oh yeah, and in regards to the manga thing, check out mugimugi.
I think they changed their domain name but it should redirect to the main site.
It's the best search for any doujin.
I know the tags Older_sister would be appropiate but finding something in relation to just watching would be difficult.
Maybe try tags:
Older_sister
vouyerism
and maybe a mother tag (maybe because they might only tag them as such if the mother engages in sex).
If the mother actually engaged in the activity it would be easier to find cause there are thousands of those.
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>>556821768
..but that's exactly the point!
Would any of you (you, dog, brother) have any reason to be hurt later on if it wasn't for society-induced guilt?
Noone can tell me that would happen to the last two humans on earth. Or stranded on an island.
Society is fucking hypocrite. I don't see a fundamental difference between siblings, animals and homosex. Eventually, the former two will be as normal as the latter.
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>>556821907
I know this is tacky but do you have an email you'd be willing to throw to the wolves here? Thread will die soon and I am still curious.
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Why would you ever want to fuck a nigger?
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>>556792389
the only thing thats a turn off is the niggers
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>>556820882
so that's the official name? is it common btw? I've seen cuckolding come up quite often, but I've never seen cuckqueen.
still, it's really only my brother in the fantasy, if I imagine my bf instead I get really mad.

>>556821191
this>>556820612

So I wouldn't be hurting my dog then? Still.. I can't do it unless my bf approves.

I've seen some where the mother finds out and joins them, but I want her not to join them and just watch them without their knowledge.

>>556821328
He's had 1 gf before, but not right now. I don't want to cuckold him, I want him to cuckold me, to have me watching him mate with another girl and then have me clean up both of them as him cum drools for her pussy. God, what if I was his pet instead? what if he treated me like a dog and made me pleasure not only my dog but his dog as well? This would be like my ultimate fantasy.

>>556821449
but that's not my fault, so it's not cheating. but if I was describing my fantasies to you in kik for your pleasure then i think it would be
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>>556822683
(there's only those 4 taboos left now: animals, family, underage, dead)
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>>556800006
>You'd think bestiality would be something for the plebs

Dumbest thing I've read in my life. Your words are so vacuous. Try making more connections with your thoughts rather than stating empty bullshit.
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>>556822801
Yeah I do !
[email protected]

Or kik if you'd rather that
Caffeineatedacerus
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>>556792389
are u a lesbian ?
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>>556815330
more
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>>556821702
I never showed my tits, I said I would right in my first post, that'd be cheating. Well, I've showed them once about 1 year ago but not in this thread.

>>556822261
I'm not here to be an attention whore, tbh I only replied because OP was asking about other femanons with similar interests and I've been bottling these feelings for over 5 years now.

>>556822604
thanks, will look for it

>>556822683
maybe not my dog as anther anon pointed out, but I think my brother would. Eventually I'd find a boyfriend and we'd have to stop doing it and I'd start doing it with my bf, I think it would hurt him a lot unless he just viewed me as a piece of meat for his pleasure.
It doesn't matter if he's my brother or not. Just replace my brother with a friend. Wouldn't that be exactly what would happen? At least I've done it with a friend since I was lonely and he promised me he wouldn't get attached and even so he was still hurt when I found a guy I liked.

>>556822958
Great, I have 3 of those.
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>>556822918
Honestly that sounds so hot, be my sister pls

Can you imagine him putting a leash on you and making you an obedient dog, tying you to his the side of his bed while he undresses and jerks off with some of your panties while you watch him and his dog is right beside you licking and sniffing your pussy until he starts humping you.
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>>556822918
>ultimate fantasy
and you'll never get it if you aren't willing to take the risk.
Alas, such is life. (funny things is, odds are you'd probably get 75% of that fantasy easy)
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>>556822918
>So I wouldn't be hurting my dog then?

That's kind of a matter up for debate. The real answer is no. But the answer you will often hear from people against it is "well dogs can't consent so it's wrong"

Which is kind of a roundabout way of saying "i think it's gross so i'm going to pretend to use animal rights as an argument against it"

Clearly I don't think it's a very good argument, but my view of consent is that if something wants to fuck you and does, they are consenting. Peoples' idea of consent when it comes to animals is another way people project their own feelings onto them. We have social taboos about sex. Dogs don't.

The worst that will happen is that your dog might develop annoying behaviors that you will have to train them out of.
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I call it a night, it was fun with you pervs!

Don't forget, the "head cinema" is always more intense than reality can ever be. Even when you never find what you lust, you might get more pleasure out of it than when you actually do it.

Sleep tight, and all!
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>>556792389
Marry me!!! I would love to have a chick with me into beast fetishes. Also where do u live?
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>>556824003
>Can you imagine him putting a leash on you and making you an obedient dog, tying you to his the side of his bed while he undresses and jerks off with some of your panties while you watch him and his dog is right beside you licking and sniffing your pussy until he starts humping you.
oh god, this is too much, please don't add even more fuel to the fire, the thought of him putting me on a leash and making me suck his cock and his dog pounds my pussy from behind is driving me crazy
and i have a boyfriend.. i'm horrible aren't I? what would you do to your girlfriend if she told you she was fantasizing about her brother and her dog? this is so wrong

>>556824101
but I don't want to take the risk, I want it to go away.

>>556824178
well, but they can consent. if I show him my pussy and he wants to be inside me then it'd be consent, right? my only problem is that if he feels sad if I can't keep doing it with him, i'm sure he'd feel good during sex.
does anyone have that gif of the girl kissing her dog with her tongue?
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>>556825408
>what would you do to your girlfriend if she told you she was fantasizing about her brother and her dog? this is so wrong
Want to chat? email me to my throwaway [email protected]
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IMHO I can't fuck a chick into bestiality....ok the others, maybe pedo, if I'm drunk also some BDSM shit....but if I think that a chick want to/have fuck an animal...my dingdong will be on strike probably

>INB4 repressed
I believe that everyone is free to do any shit hey want unless this hurt someone else
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"well dogs can't consent so it's wrong" = Truth.

U are using the dogs biological urges to copulate with it.... Does the dog really wish to copulate with a non same species? Basically if u are saying bestiality is okay, well then so is statutory rape, because while a child can consent, they do not have the emotional maturity or foresight of consequences to give consent. And that is why the man-boy pedo argument fails..... "O'h they give consent... it's natural".... No its fucking not... u have manipulated someone (or something) to get -your- rocks off.

How does getting -your- rocks help the child or the dog? It doesn't, it just shows ur a selfish asshole.

>>556825408
I would ask u to leave.....
and never, never come back.
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>>556825408
>what would you do to your girlfriend if she told you she was fantasizing about her brother and her dog?

tell her how much of a dirty slut she is the next time we fucked and make her talk about how much she wants to do it for real. It's the only way.
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>>556825737
sorry, I said it wrong, I meant to ask how you would feel, not what you would do.
but.. if you want you can answer both questions..

no, sorry, i can't. i shouldn't even be in this thread, it's just making it all worse. if i start talking about it with you then i'm afraid you'll push me to do the wrong thing.. also, >>556820612

there's an extremely accurate and simple test to to determine which people will go far in life and it can be done to 4 year olds and up, it's the marshmallow test.
You give a kid a marshmallow, and you tell him that if he doesn't eat it in 5 minutes you'll give him another 2. 50% of the kids eat the marshmallow, the other 50% don't and they get the extra ones.
The 50% that don't eat it are the ones that go further in life, because they can resist temptations better and think about the future.
Do you know why the others can't resist? Because they stare at the marshmallow, and eventually give in. The 50% that do resist the temptation are fully aware that they'll give in, so they stare at everything but the marshmallow, and the 5 minutes pass.

Right now I have the marshmallow in front of me, and I can't stop staring. When this thread ends the marshmallow will be taken away, but if I keep chatting with you then I'm 100% sure I will eat it.
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>>556827060
It's a marshmellow. Eat it, marshmellows are good.
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>>556823332
Hey
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>>556827060
Now I'm horny and want marshmallows.

Anyways I'm, good luck on whatever you choose to do
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>>556827060

that's some pretty frivolous high school psychology there but whatever makes you feel better.
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>>556826472
See this is a prime example of the kind of person I was talking about. They find it disgusting, so they use any kind of longshot argument they can think of. This one is even equating it with pedophilia to add an extra dash of guilt to the fake moral stance.

They come out of the woodwork every time this topic is brought up and never actually have any good points to make, must a bunch of rhetoric designed to make you feel horrible because they don't like you.
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