FUCK ADULT CIRCUMCISION
If a fucking bitch ever tells me I don't know what childbirth is like.
All of this blood came from my penis. This was the 2nd day, let along the third and fourth days.
damn bro i feel your pain. try not to get a boner eh
thats what you get for cutting your dick
I did it myself with the scissors in the second shot.
the skin around my head doesn't pull bad, and my dick looks like sloth from the goonies. I've been forced not to fap because of this, and it's driving me up the fucking wall.
wow dude your an idiot, as someone who got circumcised when i was 21, if your fucking around that heavily with your bandaging and shit after you just got cut, enjoy your hideous fucking scar made worse. But your idiocy aside getting cut was a pretty good decision for me considering the problems i had with my foreskin. Probably wouldn't recommend it to anyone though unless you're having problems with your foreskin.
The bandaging was fine, it just ruptured open when I was pissing, and thus blood. It was even that bad, It was just bleeding from the base of the head.
>I did it myself
Why the fuck would you cut your own dick with scissors for a circumcision? You don't deserve to have a penis.
go to fucking hospital you dumbass, unless you're american. Seriously bro i was fine after a couple fo days after i had my circumcision, bled like fuck the first night i got home but after it was fine after the weekend
Sorry about your loss, but it was for nothing.
Sensivity loss is something that takes years. Who the fuck mutilates themselves over a bitch...
Guess you kind of deserve it, though.
Wow OP, I'm a little in awe of your guts.
Why did you do it yourself?
While you were doing it, were you under anything to stop the pain?
How did you feel during it, what was going through your mind?
Have fun with you mutilated dick anon
Wow, I must be extremely lucky. I got circumcised last wednesday, and aside from over sensitivity of the head, I feel fine. No bleeding except for some very light spotting, I can piss without any pain, no vomiting, no cramps, no fever. I don't even take the painkillers I was perscribed because the only times it really starts hurting is when it brushes against something, and it aches a little every now and then. The latter is easily fixed with an ibuprofen. It even looks like the swelling's going down and the sensitivity is going away quite fast. Funny thing is, I drank alcohol day before the surgery too, so I thought for sure something would go wrong. Nope, I'm fine. Not even any signs of bruising or infection. Really, the only thing that's killing me is that I can't jerk off for an entire month.
Uh, best of luck to you though, OP.
Niggers I was joking about the scissors. I had it done at a hospital, and I'm recovering.
I DID get 50 pills of 325 mg Percocet doe.
pic related, it's the pad I had to use to stop the bleeding.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
not real blood, besides that no way anyone is stupid enough to circumsize themselves with scissors and then post on 4chins when it goes wrong instead of going to a hospital.
Haha, holy fuck. You actually mutilated yourself on purpose. god i hope you get infected and die. What kind of waste of space does shit like this.
>my dick looks like sloth from the goonies
>I did it myself
What a fucking retard
Never, ever, ever change, /b/.
post your fucking disk
how fucking dumb are you? glad you cant procreate now
OP here, pics of the stiched dick coming up in just one minute.
I have Phimosis, which just makes your foreskin very taut. for those of you thinking the blood is ham, you are clearly retarded, niggers.
OP you are a fucking retard
Just go to the hospital
dude my dick is so swollen, I legitimately think it's stretching out the rest of my dick because of how much it weighs now.
Here's the absolute proof.
oh fug that looks funky, something has to be wrong there.
Night boners are the worst be ready to think about boner losing thoughts.
Be careful when showering if you water it too much it's gonna bleed I know it's frightening but it'll pass.
One last thing, if you're like me and you're not supposed to go back to the urologist to get to get your stitches out : be careful. I found pieces of those so called self-dissolving stitches years later under my skin.
I still have no idea why I or anybody would fake this shit.
Or do it in the first place.
w-whuh-wh-well yeah, dude. She said she'd like it better.
nigger are you thick or what? It's clearly a dick, dude.
op please post pic of full dick (or at least what's left of it)
I'm considering adult circumsition as well
oh shit, I got the wrong idea from your post.
I got snipped the 11th, btw.
But yeah, a few of those stiches stuck to the gauze and came out, thus the bleeding, but the rest are just digging into my cock.
I don't know think about algebra problems or something as soon as you wake up. A few stitches might pop-out even though it should be avoided I remember literally tight taping my dick with medical tape to avoid blood swelling.
biologically designed to have foreskin.
>lets do illegal surgery to produce something painful and dangerous to my genitals, that sounds like a good time!
go to a doctor and explain your dumbass to the emergency room.
You are such a... a... dumbass! Why didn't you go to a fucking doctor?!
but i dont want to luse her man!
So /b/, what should I do with this shit? Best way to take it other than fucking Goodfellas snort this shit?
>> has tip of dick cut off for gf
>> tfw you would do the same thing for a gf
betas, we have to stick together
You've got to be one stupid mother fucker to mutilate your dick for a girl. I had no choice in the matter but you, you're a special kind of retard.
And stick the pills up your ass and reverse digest them
well done, that is by far the stupidest reason anyone has done anything ever.
In what way is it healthy?
The "proof" that it helps prevent STD comes from studies in niggerland sponsored by jews.
And your dick was clean before, thanks to the glorious invention we call water and soap.
Welcome to the cut master race OP.
If I could send a message to my younger self, it would be not to wait so long before getting cut.
The response you'll get from women will be completely different. Congratulations man.
I was thinking of getting circumcised because of phimosis, but you know what? Fuck that I'd rather keep my ugly dick that have that shit. Good luck OP.
>well she isn't my gf yet, she just said she preferred snipped dudes.
then you telll her to go shoot herself in the face if she prefers dudes with mutilated cocks. she's obviously a fucking moron and should be avoided at all costs.
you could had just loosen rthe skin up,my foreskin was tight but i kept pulling because it felt fucking orgasmic,i came only after pulling a few times ,the head was super sensitive back then
I'm sorry, I just don't trust someone who bleeds for 4-6 days and doesn't die.
Buddy its going to be like that for a much longer time than anyone let on.
I had mine done because phimosis and I can tell you I had that fucker wrapped in bandage for like a month it was so fucking tender. I had to kid on at work that I had hurt my "back" so that I wouldnt bend down for anything.
I'm not going to lie, if i had to do it again I would have just kept my tight foreskin and had a shit sex life. But now you've done it there's nothing you can do. In the long run it is a positive because you will have a pornstar dick.
It'll take forever. Mine still felt too tender a year afterward.
Dude, you don't snort fucking percocet. Also, YOU DON'T HAVE 325MG PERCOCETS NIGGERFAGGOT BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
You have 325mg tylenol and probably either 5mg or 10mg oxycodone. This is exactly why you don't snort it.
Just take it. Or plug it if you wanna get a little higher. If you had a habit, which you obviously do not, and wanted to take a handful, which you obviously should not, I'd tell you to cold water extract that shit and lose all the tylenol. But if you're excited over 50 percocets? Just take one or two, it's really not hard.
i had a circumsision last year in april
worst experience ive ever had, the tip was so fucking sensitive i could even fucking walk, but on the second day removing the shit around the penis was so awful, tho i didnt bleed as you did, just a little, thankfully im now all good and all is forgotten, good luck with the healing bro, i know its tough but for the next few weeks take it easy and let it breath, dont put anything around it maybe some creme that will help it heal, but def let it just breath, if you can then dont wear any pants, its impossible lol, also be careful while you sleep cause you may fuck it up if you sleep on ur dick. good luck bro
oh god he wasn't lying,you fucked up boy,pic related what's coming for your deek
you are now a man op..... a retarded one at that
mine was prescribed but dunno if u can get over the counter, but i also thought it was gonna be ebarrassing as hell, he didnt even want to see my dick, he just said go get this creme and told me what to do with it, and that was it, been there many times since, we never spoke about it again
>Fuck poorly executed adult circumcision
Fixed that for ya.
I never had any problem. Not once. The whole thing went smooth as hell. And my dick? Looks glorious.
Ya shouldn't have asked a skill-less hack to do it, OP
It's a baptism by fire, you fucking faggots. I shed aside nature and robogenetically enhance myself, beginning with my dick and then the rest of my body. My head, after years of being sheltered, is ready for the world, and as much as it hurts to let him shine, I know he'll make a better world, and although he's very sensitive, I trust him to make the right decisions in life.
He'll be a great man, and boldly go where no man has been, and experienced things no man has experienced. It's a baptism, by brother boner, a baptism by fire.
>mutilating your dick because a bitch wants you to
dumb motherfucker I hope she dumps your stupid ass and the next girl you meet complains that she likes normal penises better
I could understand religious reasons for getting cut but your reason is by far the worst reason I have ever seen on 4chan or real life.
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO A DOCTOR AND GET THEM TO DO IT?!??!!?!?!
He did not castrate himself you nigger.
NOW, CUT OFF HER CLIT AND HER G-SPOT SO SHE LASTS LONGER.
FOR EQUALITY !!!
you literally ruined your dick just to troll
you've reached a whole new tier of faggot OP
cutting off a tiny portion of skin that doesn't touch penis or anything inside of it = ruining my dick.
I hope you enjoy the gore, fuckers. I'm going to be taking off the bandages in a bit and I'll take pictures.
yeah well, I guess he couldn't penetrate a female properly any more, but technically he'd still be able to reproduce, unless he gets surgery to avoid further necrosis development.
But I see your point.
This thread is now about the best way to get fucking smashed on percocet.
The dick brutality is normal up until a month. I was told it would look this way, and it's actually looking better, as opposed to what it COULd look like.
Fucking keking up a storm at this whole thread.
>op you fucking legend
>mfw seeing this
I hope OP bleeds to death. Why the fuck didn't you stream it, faggot?
YOU FORGOT THE FINAL IMAGE MOTHERFUCKERS
read the fucking thread before you shitpost
also i give the OP a 4 out of 10
Can anyone dump some porn so his dick will explode?
>get circumsised as a adult
>try to jack off
>rip wiener open
>bitch on b
i was 17 when i had it done. 2 months of stitches.
listend to doctor and didnt jack off. i got a nice lookin penis. 7.2 inches and nice girth
ABOUT HOW TO TAKE YOUR MEDS.
As prescribed. Otherwise you can parachute them(Google it). Its basically grinding up the pill then wrapping it in paper or lettuce so its easier to swallow.
Do not snort percocet, from what I recall it is NOT water soluable so it'll sit in your nasal canal and either not work at all, or clog your shit up.
you don't. you had a surgical procedure that probably lasted about an hour and will heal in a few weeks. stretch out your body over nine months then open your piss hole to the size of a football over a day and heave a person out of you.
It's obviously the Jews. Gas the ZOG, day of the rope, etc.
I want to see what happens.