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FUCK ADULT CIRCUMCISION

If a fucking bitch ever tells me I don't know what childbirth is like.
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did that blood come from your weiner?
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Explaon the situation
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>>556760971
wtf
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why would you ever choose to get circumcised as a consenting, rational adult
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>>556761075
All of this blood came from my penis. This was the 2nd day, let along the third and fourth days.
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sexy
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>>556760971
>mf right fucking now
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did you convert to islam or judaism or something? why would you mutilate your dick?
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>>556761252

damn bro i feel your pain. try not to get a boner eh
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>>556760971
For what purpose?
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Wtf did you circumcidate yourself in the bathroom or what??
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>>556761252
Timestamp.
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>>556761220
This. The only excuse for being circumscribed is if it happened to you before you could do anything about it and your parents were retards or if it was medically necessary.
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dude srsly?
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>>556760971
thats what you get for cutting your dick
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>>556761291
So I could last longer my gf was going to leave
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>>556761220
I did it myself with the scissors in the second shot.

the skin around my head doesn't pull bad, and my dick looks like sloth from the goonies. I've been forced not to fap because of this, and it's driving me up the fucking wall.
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>>556761368
with a blunt rock
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>>556761308
gross
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>>556760971
wow dude your an idiot, as someone who got circumcised when i was 21, if your fucking around that heavily with your bandaging and shit after you just got cut, enjoy your hideous fucking scar made worse. But your idiocy aside getting cut was a pretty good decision for me considering the problems i had with my foreskin. Probably wouldn't recommend it to anyone though unless you're having problems with your foreskin.
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>>556761252
Looks like wax to me, timestamp dick pic.
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why the hell did u get ur penis cut as an adult lol
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I seen this fucking pic before fuck off OP.
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>>556761451
haha that shit's a myth. good job mutilating your dick for nothing. at least it does look better
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>>556761385
the filename shows 7/12
>>556761452
>>556761452
>not using torniquet
>scissors
>at home
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>556761479
The bandaging was fine, it just ruptured open when I was pissing, and thus blood. It was even that bad, It was just bleeding from the base of the head.
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>>556761252
>badtext is bad
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>>556761620
there's tourniquettes for cutting dicks?
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>>556761452
WHAAAT????
You could stretch it
You could see a doctor
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>>556761452
Are you fucking stupid? They have surgeries for this shit. Why didnt you go to a urologist like a normal person?? Go to a hospital immediately
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>>556761702
you just tie up the base of your cock so you don't bleed out all over the bathroom
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>>556761452
>I did it myself
Why the fuck would you cut your own dick with scissors for a circumcision? You don't deserve to have a penis.
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>>556761652
Did you atleast desinfect the scissors before you cut off your foreskin? Also demanding timestamp.
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>>556761652
go to fucking hospital you dumbass, unless you're american. Seriously bro i was fine after a couple fo days after i had my circumcision, bled like fuck the first night i got home but after it was fine after the weekend
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>>556761452

thats not a circumcision. youre absolutely retarded.

you should have heated up the scissors on the stove until they were red hot. that way it cauterizes the wound.
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>>556761452
Man just... Why? Why do it youself with a scissors?? Did you even know a proper way to do it? This is ridiculous.
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>>556761452
You fucking uneducated cunt.
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>>556761451
Sorry about your loss, but it was for nothing.

Sensivity loss is something that takes years. Who the fuck mutilates themselves over a bitch...

Guess you kind of deserve it, though.
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Wow OP, I'm a little in awe of your guts.
Why did you do it yourself?
While you were doing it, were you under anything to stop the pain?
How did you feel during it, what was going through your mind?
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>>556761652
dude i still have visible stitch marks from my circumcision, a criss cross pattern, did you stitch it fucking up you idiot
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>>556761252

Have fun with you mutilated dick anon
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Care to post the "results" of your attempt?
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>>556760971
timestamp on dick or fake.
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>>556760971
Wow, I must be extremely lucky. I got circumcised last wednesday, and aside from over sensitivity of the head, I feel fine. No bleeding except for some very light spotting, I can piss without any pain, no vomiting, no cramps, no fever. I don't even take the painkillers I was perscribed because the only times it really starts hurting is when it brushes against something, and it aches a little every now and then. The latter is easily fixed with an ibuprofen. It even looks like the swelling's going down and the sensitivity is going away quite fast. Funny thing is, I drank alcohol day before the surgery too, so I thought for sure something would go wrong. Nope, I'm fine. Not even any signs of bruising or infection. Really, the only thing that's killing me is that I can't jerk off for an entire month.
Uh, best of luck to you though, OP.
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>>556762226
>>556762243
This. Post dick with time stamp or gtfo faggot.
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>>556761863
Niggers I was joking about the scissors. I had it done at a hospital, and I'm recovering.

I DID get 50 pills of 325 mg Percocet doe.

pic related, it's the pad I had to use to stop the bleeding.
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it's official! OP is retarded
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>>556760971

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

not real blood, besides that no way anyone is stupid enough to circumsize themselves with scissors and then post on 4chins when it goes wrong instead of going to a hospital.
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>>556760971

JESUS CHRIST BOYS
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>>556761451
It'll take years to lose the sensitivity. In the start you will actually last shorter, because you have no dampening foreskin.
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I feel bad for you OP, but in all honesty, you brought this on yourself. What made you think that this would be a good idea in the first place?
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>>556762332
Well that just makes this thread completely fucking boring. Should have just kept to the scissors story. Bye bye
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>>556762332
oh you
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It's all fucking ham. Look how the "blood" pools together in drops.
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Post dick or it didn't happen. Timestamp as well.
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>>556762332
heh op is a funny faget. show your dick.. or I'll start posting hot nudes to make you get painfer erection
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>>556762332

Haha, holy fuck. You actually mutilated yourself on purpose. god i hope you get infected and die. What kind of waste of space does shit like this.
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>>556762332
OP y u do dis?
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Op you are fucking retarded faggot

Die in infection
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>>556761452
Holy shit you're fucking retarded. Go to a fuking hospital immediately you fucking moron, before you bleed-out from your fucking dick.
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>>556762332
OP confirmed for having a vagina.
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Why would a man willingly mutilate his genitals?
Phimosis I can understand. I wasn't given the choice, my foreskin was stolen from me and turned into anti-aging cream.
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>>556761452
>my dick looks like sloth from the goonies
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>>556762551
HAha, ham. I meant jam.
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man up faggot i was circ'd when i was 17
only missed one day of work
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>>556762332
>>556762332
>>556762332
>>556762332

you fucking liar.

you are a fucking liar with your pants constantly on fire.
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>>556761424
>circumscribed
>parents are retards
go back to hell, demon
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I can't believe anyone replied to this obvious bullshit.

0/10 for the thread. 1/10 for the replies making me reply.
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>>556762596
god, i cant imagine my dick without foreskin.
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>>556761452
>I did it myself
>with scissors
What a fucking retard
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Bro you didnt have to do it, i have phimosis like some other guys, and my gf is helping me with stretching my foreskin, it works great man
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>>556762698
>this thread

Never, ever, ever change, /b/.
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>>556762332
post dick bleeding on french fries
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post your fucking disk
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>>556760971
lol werent you the anon that asked "should i get circumcised" like a month ago? damn that sucks bro
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I experienced the same when I was 20.
Pics of dick with stitches now.
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>>556761452
how fucking dumb are you? glad you cant procreate now
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>>556763273
OP here, pics of the stiched dick coming up in just one minute.

I have Phimosis, which just makes your foreskin very taut. for those of you thinking the blood is ham, you are clearly retarded, niggers.
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>>556762310
By the way, OP, I have a relatively small cock so that might be why it's healing so fast.
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OP you are a fucking retard

Just go to the hospital
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>>556763762
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>>556762698
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>>556763817
dude my dick is so swollen, I legitimately think it's stretching out the rest of my dick because of how much it weighs now.

Here's the absolute proof.
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why did you do that m8

top kek
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>>556760971
OP's ID is dark pink

dat meens OP will bleed out tonite
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>>556764093
cute
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>>556764093
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>>556764093
oh fug that looks funky, something has to be wrong there.
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>>556763762
Night boners are the worst be ready to think about boner losing thoughts.
Be careful when showering if you water it too much it's gonna bleed I know it's frightening but it'll pass.

One last thing, if you're like me and you're not supposed to go back to the urologist to get to get your stitches out : be careful. I found pieces of those so called self-dissolving stitches years later under my skin.
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>>556764093
hahahaha
Americans defend this.
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>>556764093
Might aswell cut it off completly
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>>556764093
dude what the fuck
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>>556764263
I still have no idea why I or anybody would fake this shit.

Or do it in the first place.
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>>556764093
The swelling will be completely gone within a month.
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>>556763965


I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT OOTMEYOOT
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>>556764093
WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>556764456
Says the guy cutting his foreskin off for internet fame.
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>>556764476
It's gone down pretty considerably, but for the last three days I've woken up to my bleedy dick trying to get hard, and I'm literally afraid it's going to explode.
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>>556764668
why would you do this, anon?
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>>556764668
>>556764743
dont tell me you did this for some girl
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>>556760971
Fuck circumcicion altogether. A dying religion holding on to their barbaric ways. If there was a hell, it wouldn't be hot enough for these fagtards.
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>>556764093
Is the the tip of your finger or the tip of your dick?
Also, how many days ago did you get cut?
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>>556764838
w-whuh-wh-well yeah, dude. She said she'd like it better.

>>556764978
nigger are you thick or what? It's clearly a dick, dude.
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Poor you...
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op please post pic of full dick (or at least what's left of it)

I'm considering adult circumsition as well
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>>556764978
oh shit, I got the wrong idea from your post.

I got snipped the 11th, btw.

But yeah, a few of those stiches stuck to the gauze and came out, thus the bleeding, but the rest are just digging into my cock.
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>>556765193
man, if you are serious, you are legit retarded
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>>556764668
I don't know think about algebra problems or something as soon as you wake up. A few stitches might pop-out even though it should be avoided I remember literally tight taping my dick with medical tape to avoid blood swelling.
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>>556765193
Ok dude. It's kind of too late now, but if a girl, no matter how hot, tells you to cut off a part of your dick, or else she leaves, dump here like a used condom.
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>>556765193
It's the same shade as your hand so I couldn't really tell. Anyway, you should probably call your doctor because I don't think that amount of swelling or bleeding is normal.
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>>556760971
lmao u dont tho
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>>556765193
damn man you fucking sicko
why did you let her cut your dick off
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>>556764093
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>>556760971
biologically designed to have foreskin.

>lets do illegal surgery to produce something painful and dangerous to my genitals, that sounds like a good time!

go to a doctor and explain your dumbass to the emergency room.
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>>556761452
You are such a... a... dumbass! Why didn't you go to a fucking doctor?!
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>>556765403
but i dont want to luse her man!

So /b/, what should I do with this shit? Best way to take it other than fucking Goodfellas snort this shit?
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>>556764093

dude....
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>> has tip of dick cut off for gf
>> tfw you would do the same thing for a gf

betas, we have to stick together
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>>556761278
SAME
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>>556765736
So if she told you to cut your arm off, you would...?
Dump her asap and look into foreskin regrowth methods
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>>556765736
You've got to be one stupid mother fucker to mutilate your dick for a girl. I had no choice in the matter but you, you're a special kind of retard.

And stick the pills up your ass and reverse digest them
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>>556765225
it's not a competition dumbass.

>but meh triggers. Meh feminism! NO. FUCK YOU SOCIOPATH, GO HOME.
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>>556765869
well she isn't my gf yet, she just said she preferred snipped dudes.

but like, it's healthy too though.
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>>556765736

Sprinkle it on your cock.
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>>556764093
enjoy your mutilated chode
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>>556765869
Speak for yourself, lepton. I wouldn't defile my manhood for a harem of 10's.
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OP.

You're girl is a /b/tard

you just got trolled real hard and she's going to dump you in a few days
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>>556766001

>well she isn't my gf yet, she just said she preferred snipped dudes.

3/10

Try harder.
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>>556766001
>isnt my gf yet
SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>556761452
This must be a lie. IT HAS TO BE.
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>>556760971
I'm about to pass out due to this thread. I feel sick and my head is swimming.
OP, if this is fake, good job.
If real, you're an idiot.
I'm out.
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>>556761451
well done, that is by far the stupidest reason anyone has done anything ever.
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>>556765869
there is no alpha or beta.

>Gamma master race.


Seriously though, don't change for other people. Inb4 "I liked it better when it was uncut".
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>>556760971
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, OP.
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>>556766358
Oh please, it's not that bad. What is this, your first day here?
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>>556766193
i do think its a troll too, but if the guy cut his dick by himself, cant he be this retarded?
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>>556766001
I dont believe you
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>>556766001
In what way is it healthy?
The "proof" that it helps prevent STD comes from studies in niggerland sponsored by jews.
And your dick was clean before, thanks to the glorious invention we call water and soap.
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Welcome to the cut master race OP.

If I could send a message to my younger self, it would be not to wait so long before getting cut.

The response you'll get from women will be completely different. Congratulations man.
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>>556760971
well....
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>>556760971
Now why the fuck would you go and do that to yourself?
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>>556766001
>but like, it's healthy too though.
in literally what way
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I was thinking of getting circumcised because of phimosis, but you know what? Fuck that I'd rather keep my ugly dick that have that shit. Good luck OP.
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>>556765225
I've had a kidney stone.

That sucked.
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>>556766001
>>556766001
>well she isn't my gf yet, she just said she preferred snipped dudes.

then you telll her to go shoot herself in the face if she prefers dudes with mutilated cocks. she's obviously a fucking moron and should be avoided at all costs.
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>>556765736
typical murica cunt getting cut

i had Phimosis and fixed in a month creme.

hf with ur mutilated dick
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Jewfag here,

OP, try as you might- you will NEVER be one of the horn-bearing brotherhood that swindles money and kills messiahs.

I don't even appreciate this feeble attempt at greatness.
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>>556764317
Normal people go to a medical professional for circumcision, which generally avoids all of the issues OP is facing.
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>>556761452
Post picks of your dick, I want to see the damage.

[spoiler]I was also circumsized almost lost the ability to procreate...[/spoiler]
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>>556761452
>implying
you could had just loosen rthe skin up,my foreskin was tight but i kept pulling because it felt fucking orgasmic,i came only after pulling a few times ,the head was super sensitive back then
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>>556765225
iCame
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>>556766728
go to doc, get creme like i did, phimosis gone in a month or less no pain
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>>556761451
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>>556762418
mfw your so stupid
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>>556766001
I'm sorry, I just don't trust someone who bleeds for 4-6 days and doesn't die.
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>>556760971
>>556761075

OH GOD MY SIDES

>>556761252
There's fucking scissors in the picture, oh my god I can't stop laughing
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>>556761252

Buddy its going to be like that for a much longer time than anyone let on.

I had mine done because phimosis and I can tell you I had that fucker wrapped in bandage for like a month it was so fucking tender. I had to kid on at work that I had hurt my "back" so that I wouldnt bend down for anything.

I'm not going to lie, if i had to do it again I would have just kept my tight foreskin and had a shit sex life. But now you've done it there's nothing you can do. In the long run it is a positive because you will have a pornstar dick.

It'll take forever. Mine still felt too tender a year afterward.
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>>556765736
Dude, you don't snort fucking percocet. Also, YOU DON'T HAVE 325MG PERCOCETS NIGGERFAGGOT BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
You have 325mg tylenol and probably either 5mg or 10mg oxycodone. This is exactly why you don't snort it.

Just take it. Or plug it if you wanna get a little higher. If you had a habit, which you obviously do not, and wanted to take a handful, which you obviously should not, I'd tell you to cold water extract that shit and lose all the tylenol. But if you're excited over 50 percocets? Just take one or two, it's really not hard.
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>>556766823
>implying anyone who prefers doggydick is even worth spitting on
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>>556760971
i had a circumsision last year in april
worst experience ive ever had, the tip was so fucking sensitive i could even fucking walk, but on the second day removing the shit around the penis was so awful, tho i didnt bleed as you did, just a little, thankfully im now all good and all is forgotten, good luck with the healing bro, i know its tough but for the next few weeks take it easy and let it breath, dont put anything around it maybe some creme that will help it heal, but def let it just breath, if you can then dont wear any pants, its impossible lol, also be careful while you sleep cause you may fuck it up if you sleep on ur dick. good luck bro
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>>556764093
oh god he wasn't lying,you fucked up boy,pic related what's coming for your deek
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>>556766001
This is a whole new level of faggotry.
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>>556761479
>Probably wouldn't recommend it to anyone though unless you're having problems with your foreskin.
"problems with your foreskin" includes having one in the first place
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>>556767114
>your so stupid
>your
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>>556766243
read the rest of the thread faggot
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>>556766858
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>>556766972
I should really do that but I'm kind of embarrassed. Is it prescribed or is it off the counter kind of cream?
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i hope that op realises that he's dick's gonna get amputated if he dont go to the hospital asap,
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>>556762698
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Nothing like listening to my dick by mickey Avalon and be on this thread.
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>>556764093
you are now a man op..... a retarded one at that
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>>556767442
mine was prescribed but dunno if u can get over the counter, but i also thought it was gonna be ebarrassing as hell, he didnt even want to see my dick, he just said go get this creme and told me what to do with it, and that was it, been there many times since, we never spoke about it again
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>Fuck poorly executed adult circumcision

Fixed that for ya.

I never had any problem. Not once. The whole thing went smooth as hell. And my dick? Looks glorious.

Ya shouldn't have asked a skill-less hack to do it, OP
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HOW the fuck are people dumb unuff to do this kind of shit?
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>>556765225
oh please
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op is kill
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>>556766591
It's a baptism by fire, you fucking faggots. I shed aside nature and robogenetically enhance myself, beginning with my dick and then the rest of my body. My head, after years of being sheltered, is ready for the world, and as much as it hurts to let him shine, I know he'll make a better world, and although he's very sensitive, I trust him to make the right decisions in life.

He'll be a great man, and boldly go where no man has been, and experienced things no man has experienced. It's a baptism, by brother boner, a baptism by fire.
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>>556768008
Well, that sounds great. I thought they would have to stare at my dick or something. Hopefully going to the doc will help. Thanks anon.
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>>556769030
So when are you starting on the next steps of your transformation OP? Or should I call you femanon now?
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>>556769216
Fuck.

I actually had that phimosis cream.
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>mutilating your dick because a bitch wants you to
dumb motherfucker I hope she dumps your stupid ass and the next girl you meet complains that she likes normal penises better
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Jesus H Christ.
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>>556761451
you're a dumbass
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>>556767114
You're*
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>>556761451

I could understand religious reasons for getting cut but your reason is by far the worst reason I have ever seen on 4chan or real life.
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>>556769058
yw, i was 22 when i did it, cos i finally got a gf, and it sucked !. just get it done and u will thank your self!
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>>556761451
you do know there are condoms and/or gel that numb your dick to last longer...
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>>556764093
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you stupid fuk.. i bet we tried telling you not to and you didnt listen.. what a stupid fuk you are
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So... is Cut master race officially?
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>>556764093

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO A DOCTOR AND GET THEM TO DO IT?!??!!?!?!
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>>556771198
yes. but don't get cut when you are older. deal with it or your dick will be worse off then getting cut as a child
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wow OP. You really really are fucking broken. You're a god damn psycho. PLZ an hero
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>>556764093
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>>556771198
Yes. Considering all the pain I've gone through to be part of the Cut master race means we are better than the beasts.

CUT MASTER RACE
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>>556763408

He did not castrate himself you nigger.
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>>556760971
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>>556766001
top kek
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NOW, CUT OFF HER CLIT AND HER G-SPOT SO SHE LASTS LONGER.

FOR EQUALITY !!!
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>>556772105

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
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>>556766001
>but like, it's healthy too though.
Absolutely, you'll live forever unless you accidentally forget to close your mouth while taking a shower and drown.
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>>556772484
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>>556771578
have you seen what it did to his dick? it's clearly infected, he's gonna lose it.
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>>556760971
don't be a pussy and medicate it properly, for fuck sake
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>>556772105
goddamit you fags still believe that circumcision takes away any part of erogen capacity? jesus christ it's not infibulation, you dumb assholes
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>>556772649
this is now a "Memes That Predate 4chan" thread
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>>556760971
you literally ruined your dick just to troll
you've reached a whole new tier of faggot OP
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>>556772976
Cutting surface area off dick, doesn't believe it could in any way effect overall pleasure. 9/11 gr8b8m8
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>>556772649
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>>556766001
confirmed b8
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>>556773049
ytmnd running in the 90's when?
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>>556761452
>I did it myself
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>>556762332
Holy fuck! I waould chop my dick off for that much percoset
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>>556773319
cutting off a tiny portion of skin that doesn't touch penis or anything inside of it = ruining my dick.

I hope you enjoy the gore, fuckers. I'm going to be taking off the bandages in a bit and I'll take pictures.
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>>556772668

yeah well, I guess he couldn't penetrate a female properly any more, but technically he'd still be able to reproduce, unless he gets surgery to avoid further necrosis development.

But I see your point.
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>>556760971
but you don't and you never will
why the fuck would you get yourself cut anyway??
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>>556773721
This thread is now about the best way to get fucking smashed on percocet.

The dick brutality is normal up until a month. I was told it would look this way, and it's actually looking better, as opposed to what it COULd look like.
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>>556762332
fuckin OP man.
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>>556761451
dude you suck..
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>>556761451
1/10
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>>556762332
Fuck you, OP.

Have fun with the percs tho!
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this whole fucking thread
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>>556773846
DAMN ANON MORE BLACK WOMEN PLS!!!!!
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>>556761613
>>556761983
>>556762458
>>556766398
>>556767082
>>556770073
>>556770073
>>556770509
>>556771019
>>556774662
Utter plebeian morons. Read the ID you fuckwits
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>>556760971
to be fair it will feel and be alot better if you pulled it off correctly.
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>>556766001
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>>556776180
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>>556776180
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>>556762332
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>>556772105
>cut off g spot
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Wow congratulations on your amateur surgery job anon. That's hot when someone can operate on them self. How did you cauterize the area that you lanced with scissors?
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fuck sake, i need to head out. can somebody please save all these photos
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>>556779047
When I have a boy I will circumsize but I will specifically ask for a homosexual doctor to do the cut. That way he can make my sons pecker look attractive. Haha.
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>>556774520
It could be gone, or worse...
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>>556779056
I tried archiving it but I guess 4archive is fucked up right now and it didn't save any of the pictures
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>>556761452
go to a fucking hospital you dumb mother fucker.
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>>556766001
enema
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You are a legend now OP.

>>556779056
>>556780057
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>>556780347
Nah don`t go to the hospital. Let natural selection do its job by letting this dumbass bleed to death.
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>>556762698
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Fucking keking up a storm at this whole thread.

>op you fucking legend

>mfw seeing this
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This is either the best or worst thing i've ever seen
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>>556761452
>circumcising yourself as a rational adult
That's bad enough already.
>doing it by yourself with a pair of scissors
You're fucking retarded.
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>>556760971
ino right. had to have one a few months ago (20yo) sweet bby james did that shirt hurt for a month. GL OP! I feel you. Just hang in there, result is fuckin worth it!
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L E G E N D A R Y
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op is a redneck listening to his 2/10 8yo cousin
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>>556761451
you gf will dump you anyway
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The fuck drives a person to do this?
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>>556761452
wut wut wut
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>>556764093
go to the doctor now, could be dangerous
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I hope OP bleeds to death. Why the fuck didn't you stream it, faggot?
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I actually felt my sphincter fucking clench
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>>556784186
YOU FORGOT THE FINAL IMAGE MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>556766819
lol'd
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>>556785265
All hail OP, king of the retarded faggots
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>>556782898
read the fucking thread before you shitpost
>>556762332

also i give the OP a 4 out of 10
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>>556785265
Can anyone dump some porn so his dick will explode?
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>>556766728
I was thinking of getting circumcised so I could get pain killers
>anything for a high
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>>556785563
what do you think phimosis is?
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>>556785265
i-is that..is that a fucking potato?
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>>556764317
gr8 b8 m8. i r8 it 8
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>>556785563
Fucking retard.
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>>556766001
You could of ran this for so much longer.

>Well she isn't my gf yet

Gtfo nigger.
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ITT: America
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There are only downsides to circumcision, aside from the subjective aesthetical appeal.
Are you jewish or something?
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>>556785265
yah dun goofed
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>>556785265
>no frenulum
>no ridged bands
>inner foreskin mostly gone

GG sensitivity.
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Thats a nose bleed you fake fucking troll
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>get circumsised as a adult
>try to jack off
>rip wiener open
>bitch on b


i was 17 when i had it done. 2 months of stitches.
listend to doctor and didnt jack off. i got a nice lookin penis. 7.2 inches and nice girth
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>>556786481
Oh look.
It's you again.
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Say goodbye to your penis.

Well, your girlfriend will be glad. Maybe. When you feel nothing and can't cum and your dick becomes soft. And you can't fap either.
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>>556761479
Can you post a pic of your scar. I was circumcised against my will at birth and am curious as to how bad it is for someone who chooses to do it later on. I hate my scar.
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>>556765736
ABOUT HOW TO TAKE YOUR MEDS.

As prescribed. Otherwise you can parachute them(Google it). Its basically grinding up the pill then wrapping it in paper or lettuce so its easier to swallow.

Do not snort percocet, from what I recall it is NOT water soluable so it'll sit in your nasal canal and either not work at all, or clog your shit up.
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>>556785265
ur dick is all infected. god ur unkempt. i hope you lose it and never reproduce
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>>556761452
>Edward scissored cock
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>how this really went down
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>>556762332
the 325 mg part is the tylenol/acetaminophen mixed with the oxycodone. It's probably 5mg or 10 mg of oxycodone in each tablet. Send me some, faggot.
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>>556760971
you don't. you had a surgical procedure that probably lasted about an hour and will heal in a few weeks. stretch out your body over nine months then open your piss hole to the size of a football over a day and heave a person out of you.

pussy.
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>>556761652
that's not even fucking blood dude.
looks like hair dye or some shit.
but I'll give you a 4/10 for actually fooling people
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Y'ALL NIGGAS AIN'T WORTH SAVING
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>>556764317
It's obviously the Jews. Gas the ZOG, day of the rope, etc.
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>>556785265
Try masturbating.
I want to see what happens.
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>>556765193
Low test beta cuck.
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>>556789972
Do it, it's extremely important.
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>>556788605
I guarantee you it's blood. Its looks that way because of the water.
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>mutilating your dick because a potential gf preferred it

So she basically said its me or the penis? That doesn't really sound like girlfriend material.
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>>556785265
here you go op
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