IT'S ME BEER WAX CLEANER GUY.
GET IN HERE.
but I'm in here, and my captcha is pic related wat do
I PRAY TO THE DICK GOD FOR GOOD FORTUNE.
GOOD OLD OJ.
GUESS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN
PRAISE THE SUN.
AND YES ITS BLURRY. YOU POUR OJ IN YOUR EYE.
Hory shiet. Vodka and OJ. OP is going to go blind.
SO I GOT ANOTHER SQUIRT THING FULL OF OJ. WHAT NOW.
THIS BURNS TOO.
>fill entire device with OJ
>insert device into anus, opening facing outwards
>get into typical autofellatio position (lay on back/shoulders with legs over head)
>aim juice for mouth
WHOA WHERE DID THIS COFFEE COME FROM?
HOW ABOUT A LOVELY COFFEE ENEMA?
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.
If I could take back anything I did on these too threada this is the one.
HEY OLD HAIRCOLOR SHIT FROM 2004
GET OUT OF MY HEEAD
CAPTCHA SUCK BTW
THE NIPPLES NEED SHREK GREEN #26
WHO WANTS ME TO PULL OUT A CROWN?
CAPTCHA ARW FUCKING ME OVER.
THAT WAS ALOT EASIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. I JUST POPPED RIGHT OFF.
What the hell is going on in here i'm laughing so fucking hard
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.
What in the fuck!? OP must have brain damage.
OP CALM DOWN! SO MANY DELIVERIES IN ONE THREAD ALONE!
WE NEED TO SETUP ABORTION CLINICS IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!
GOD SPEED OP! MAKE MORE DELIVERIES! MY SIDES ARE NOT OF THIS DIMENSION ANYMORE
ALSO A CROWN IS LIKE A LITTLE HAT FOR TEETH.
I JUST PULLED ABOUT A GRAND OUT OF MY MOUTH.
CAPTCHA STOP BEING A CUNT
OP are you doing this for fetish reasons?
I'd love to know your motivation.
OP I DEMAND YOU TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE THERE WONT BE A SECOND TIME FOR YOU D,:
ALSO OP YOU ONLY NEED TO TYPE THE CURVY BOLD WORD. IF ITS A BLURRY IMAGE TYPE ANY WORD OR LETTER
I REPLACED THE OLD GLUE WITH RUBBER CEMENT. YES IT WAS OUT. BUT I DID REPLACE IT TO PULL IT OUT AGAIN. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED YOUR TEETH OUT? ITS FUN AS HELL.
Also captcha is being a dick to me so be patient.
If it's so fun then pull out a different tooth
Ok. Just promise me you'll come back and do another thread one day.
OP snorts hot sauce Paints body,snorts coffee, and puts oj and vodka in eye and you are pissed cause tooth was already out....
TASTES LIKE SALTY SATAN PISS.
DO NOT FRET MY FRIENDS I WILL RETURN. MAYBE LATER TODAY.
no reason other than boredom? I mean, I'd understand if it was a fetish of some kind.. but simply because you can't entertain your stupid fucking mind? wow. you're truly a moron.
I am on no drugs. Alcohol excluded. I honestly did this for /b/. You guys alway make me laugh so I decided it was my turn.
I WILL RETURN LET THESE THREADS NEVER LEAVE YOUR MINDS OR HEARTS.
JEFF O'SHEA IS GONE.
I don't even, what, seriously what the actual fuck.
I can entertain myself and the OP is probably entertaining himself right now.
I guess you could relate what he is doing to some kind of exhibitionism. Weather or not he gets aroused from this I can't say, for me I didn't. I just liked fucking around doing random shit and really don't have any shame because I really couldn't care less about what people think about me.
You did good today OP.
I might screencap this thread like I did last thread, dunno if I cbf though, you've put up a lot of work for me to do.
Toasting in epic bread
God speed op hopefully we shall see you again