/b/rothers, I am a horny femanon and I love all things kinky but what are your favorite positions, sex, methods used in blowjobs?
Femanon are most welcomed to respond too I'd really appreciate it as I just want to satisfy my boyfriend
*OP will definitely delivar ;)
well what i personally loove to do is first grab the penis. then yell cuss words at it to make it believe that i am who i say i am. then i put my teeth against it so they can whisper sweet soothings that calm the penis. now it believes that i could be anything. then finally i touch it with my own penis, so it can know i can bring feelings of joy and when i rub against it i can hear the yips and yeps of the penis friends. :)
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied to your thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
Fuck off, faggot I'm trying to get laid
how that fucker didn't get that reference, I have no idea.
I am OP :( I'm new to posting on my phone so Im just going where we it takes me. Can't u recognize from my tits?
You are a dumb motherfucker lukr moar faggot, you better gtfo instead.
Would you suck my dick and fuck me? I'm 6in, I've only been with 2 girls, I'm a bit insecure about my dick.
I definitely enjoy it when the female lies on the ground in front of the couch with their feet on the couch. I stand over here and plow her squat style into her pussy. It makes it easy to pull out and fun all over their face and stick it right back in.
the best sex is spontaneous risky sex. maybe show up to his work one day and sex him up in his office? or somewhere public, nothing like the fear of getting caught doing something naughty
Also, please post a pic of your pussy? for us betas....
grill, I'd go halfsy which u on a babby. U into grills?
>lick that spot between balls and asshole
for blowjob, my GF use slow-to-wild ratio. 5 second slow and soothing, 10 second wild sucking and licking motion. plus if she got tired, she just whirling her tongue on my dickhead. she just loves dick and somehow find it as interesting toy
as for fuck, she loves doggy style but always cum quickly on Women on Top. we dont get fuck too much but we always do bj everytime we can
I like when a girl licks all around my pubic area and love getting my feet rubbed and my asshole licked if you really like being a freak but the best method is
Start by sucking neck
Go down to pubic area lick and suck around it tighs and shit
Then go straight to balls suck softly!! And the go from balls to dick suck that then go back to balls while jacking off dick simultaneously with ur spit from sucking it
Then while doing that move from balls to slightly licking ass
It's amazing he will prolly cum from it very fast
Man makes my dick hard thinking of it
Anyways rate my body please
Also if u wanna send me private nudes or u want some from me
What a fucking retard, can't even reply.
Well, op timestamps. i have no problem answering.
things i loved from my ex's blowjobs:
Not in an excess, just enough for me to be extremely horny
>She would swallow
seriously, there are little things more anticlimatic than a girl going anywhere to spit your cum.
Seriously, there are little things better than a woman looking directly at your eyes as she sucks your dick, except for...
>The saliva string.
ooooh god the saliva string. sadly i guess that is only a fetish, an exception, and not a rule.
Hmm indeed because I hide my dick in a g string. Yummy.
I agree with eye contact
But when getting fucked it's so hott when u just lustfully look into the eyes and don't break eye contact
I only fucked one girl who did it well and I can picture her just closing my eyes it's the greatest feeling ever makes it so much more then just fucking a hole
How do you suggest I do "lustful" deyecontact? I've always been insecure about it. Once in a while ill look into his eyes but I don't know how to do it sensually...if you know what I mean.. How do your girls/ you like it done?
I like when a chick licks/kisses the bottom of my shaft, before trying her hardest to deepthroat the whole thing. Bonus points if she can handle me fucking the shit out of her mouth. And if you're gonna ride him, make sure you put your weight into it. I love a soft ass violently bouncing off of my lap while I'm balls deep inside.
Sorry upside down fuck iPhones >>556678270
That's the thing it almost has to come natural otherwise it might be awkward
Just u know when sometimes u close ur eyes when it feels good when he's fucking you! Just keep em open and look at him.. Let it be natural don't force it
Wow I'm john now? Why? I haven't dissed any of you??
Looks like I got some jelly haters cuz I take care of my body like a real man is suppose to
>dat skin tone
>dat hair color
Back to /fit/
See u faggot later
Ima go to bed and go to boxing class at 11am anyways u bitches ain't shit
Faggot ass lil kids I hate every single one of you seriously
And btw I really do have a hott gf and ima go cum in her hair after I fuck her right In the pussy
I guess you're a 6/7. Overall ultra buff is not important to me. It's the size the junk and personality.Apart from wanting me to Kik u.....I'm so happy to find someone here who lifts too! How do u think I can improve my body?
Work on obliques and abs
Lots of planks
Try squats don't have to be weighted just start by doing them then add weight to get a nice tight ass
Also start a martial art like Brazilian jiu-jitsu
It's amazingly fun and gets u sweating
Eat less than normal... do squats, tighten up your thighs and butt then start eating more again and keep working out. You'll get thick as fuck but hold your shape... a lot of guys like that.
Should take 6-10 weeks of 3-4 days per week working out before you notice anything so keep at it!
Little kid? I'm a fucking Marine son.
Fuvk ur service fuck the marines and fuck all ur battle buddy dick riding faggot friends
Go get a real job
Any dumb fuck out the homeschooling can go to the military
Ur a man cuz u are basically in welfare? Goverment takes care of u and ur family and we have to pay for it?
Fucking die from a ied u bitch
Skinny fat dumbass I have suck low body fat my abs show simply waking around u are clearly retarded
As a male anon
I don't like blowjobs, mostly because I like to last as long as possible so I can watch my GF squirm on top of or below me.
Best thing you can do is figure out or just ask your guy's quirks and kinks, be non judgmental and open to stuff he likes, and he will do the same with you, and you both will be happier for it.
Let him know when you are cumming, because most guys like that as an ego boost, and happy ego means hard cock.
No personal favorite position, I like to change up positions multiple times during sex, although I am partial to cowgirl.
And your job is?
You are one of the biggest fucking idiots I have had the pleasure of knowing.
For one not any idiot can join the fucking military.
I scored a 92 on my asvab so I'm currently in aviation. I can easily get a job as a commercial pilot when I get out. NOT any fucking idiot can do that can he? Fucking moron.
And for the government thing, most military makes below minimum wage. You can't do anything with that. How the fuck are you suppose to support a family, pay on your house/apartment? Work at McDonalds while I'm fucking deployed? The military needs government funding or the whole system would fall apart.
Stay fucking mad.
I have a few pointers.
First, I was in the exact same circumstance that you are complaining about the smell down south. My GF loves giving head and especially surprising me with a quick blow in public places, but she too complained about the smell sometimes. What works really well, apart from the obvious daily shower, is carrying a pocket pack of wet wipes with me. Whenever I took a leak I just gave my dick a quick wipe. Also after masturbating, cuz dried up cum left behind smells rank. I realize suggesting this to him might feel like you are being high maintenance, but if you follow through and reward him with many amazing blowjobs to fill his heart content, he'll start doing it with a smile.
met an ex-marine at a bar and he wouldn't stop bitching about how "I went to Iraq and am fighting the war for you just so you can stay here in the United States". I never asked him to serve or go there on my behalf either.
My name is Juan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
> I feel so rejuvenated
Confirmned succubus, abandon thred
Yeah untill they kill themselves for realizing the bombed innocent children and took fathers away from their kids for no reason at all
Simply because they think they are serving their country fucking dumb ass people man
Then once the an hero
Even the marines turn their heads
>92 on asvab
Nigger I was drunk when I took it and got a 98. That test is a fucking joke.
You don't have to be particularly smart to be a commercial pilot. Friend of mine was pretty much average in school and he's one. I mean C student average in highschool when I say average too
>No such thing as an "ex-marine"
Oh yes there is. There comes an age when you have outlived your usefulness to the military and they tell you that lie to make you seem like you still have usefulness to them. But you know when you go out at night and see homeless military veterans on the streets? Yeah. Those are all the ex-marines out there in the public for you. Don't kid yourself, an ex-marine is indeed a very real thing.
Secondly, I'm pretty sure I cant be alone in this, but start off sucking him slowly no hands and lots of spit. Keep a nice steady rythm and motion. As for the eye contact thing, just look like you are really enjoying this amazing cock in front of you, almost like you are thankfull for the oppurtunity and theres nowhere else youd rather be right now... And for the party piece... This might not be the same for everyone, but when my girl is ready for me to cum she starts lightly tickling and stroking my nipples with both hands. It feels fucking amazing like shes sucking out my very soul throuh my dick. Be positioned between his legs for this which will also allow you to focus your tongue on the underside of his shaft which is the most sensitive part to friction.
See this is shit.... we are lurking or talking through a thread about fucking. no one wants to know about, talk about, or read about military shit. look guy we get it you have pride and maybe you've been some places and done some things. No need to seek out validation for it. as for the guy talking shit.... eat a dick maybe he wasn't asked but at least he is doing it. have some fucking respect.
See this is shit.... we are lurking or talking through a thread about fucking. no one wants to know about, talk about, or read about military shit. look guy we get it you have pride and maybe you've been some places and done some things. No need to seek out validation for it. and for the guy talking shit.... eat a dick maybe he wasn't asked but at least he is doing it. have some fucking respect.
You guys writing a fuckin' story or something?
They say "no such thing as ex marine" because they went through the training so they must be one for life. Instead of realizing that being a marine was a job, that once you are out and it no longer is, you aren't a marine anymore.
It would be like professor, or lawyer, or fucking lumberjack that retires saying they are still whatever job they were.. You're not, you used to be
>as for the guy talking shit.... eat a dick maybe he wasn't asked but at least he is doing it. have some fucking respect.
hey op, you like?
come ride it for me.
I'd want to have you creaming all over me as my thick cock slides deep inside you.
No a set of nice warm pussy lips wrapped around my dick makes me feel better. blowing my load on my girlfriend's face makes me feel better. talking shit and stirring the pot simply entertains me.
how about you stop being a little summerfag and go suck your moms dick
>being a marine isn't your job
>being a lawyer isn't your job
>your job in the marines is your job
>your job at the law firm is your job
You're a fucking idiot. Your job is being a marine, you're assigned a responsibility as a marine. It's exactly why pilots can be drone pilots but drone pilots can't always become a normal pilot. You do whatever the fuck they tell you to do, because why? Because your job is being a marine.
look at your man and smile while sucking his life out from his cocko, I fall in love every time my gf does that
or while you lick the tip, show him you are actually enjoying it
>sure smells like summer
"Oh cool you're going to be a Marine? What are you going to be doing?"
.... "I'm...going to be..a Marine?"
That's the fucking title. Why don't you get a grip and face the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about kiddo.
>claims to have girlfriend
>hits on women on the interwebs
Go to bed. Yer smoked
>file for car insurance
Hurrr durrr I bez 11 bravo durrr
>you file military
>someone asks what you do for a living
Hurr durr I bez a muhreen
Your occultation is military, in this case marine. So being a marine is your job. Keep thinking anything else like a good little fuck up though
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B...
I'm not going to have some little fucker tell me otherwise when I'm a god damn Second Lt.
You obviously don't know how it fucking works kid, so stop while your ahead.
>implying being a 2nd lt means dick
Congratufuckinglations your a second lt. You graduated college like thousands of other Americans each year and went to a summer camp.
This is why no one likes 2nd lts
I have 280 confirmed kills in both Bosnia, Vietnam, and japan. Stand down you fucking cunt or I'll wipe my ass with the blood from your bleeding heart as I shit all over your chest you maggot. Do I make myself clear? Sissy?
Now listen here u old sand nigger looking faggot. I killed twenty of you with my bare hands and a butterknife while eating breakfast with wolves.
You're looking for trouble? Well you're gonna get some, so keep it up you little cunt. I'll be on your rooftop by midnight.
Sleepwelp little nigger
>confirmed ex navy
Oh so you're looking for trouble ey?
Well buckle up little faggot cause I'm tracing your ip and plugging into my cellular telephones gps navigational system. you're dead by tomorrow six am you piece of shit scumwad.
My answer to this question:
If you want to please you boyfriend, two things
But ... you will have to wash yourself before. Anal is only fun if ur a-hole is clean inside and u can go deep. There is absolutely no fun in it if you are digging in shit.
Seriously, blowjobs are the best. In a long relation ship sex gets kind of boring after some time for the man ( i guess same for the woman ), blowjobs are always very welcome and exciting.