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/b/rothers, I am a horny femanon and I love all things kinky but what are your favorite positions, sex, methods used in blowjobs?

Femanon are most welcomed to respond too I'd really appreciate it as I just want to satisfy my boyfriend

*OP will definitely delivar ;)
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>>556667008
>femanon
>no time stamp
gtfo
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>>556667286
Jesus fucking christ it really is easy to bait these days
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well what i personally loove to do is first grab the penis. then yell cuss words at it to make it believe that i am who i say i am. then i put my teeth against it so they can whisper sweet soothings that calm the penis. now it believes that i could be anything. then finally i touch it with my own penis, so it can know i can bring feelings of joy and when i rub against it i can hear the yips and yeps of the penis friends. :)
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>>556667008
leave
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i like to grab the boobs and ass while using my winky to humpitty hump hump. it feels grand.
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>>556667008
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what about a timestamp
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>>556667286
An Answer please ;)
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>>556669382
By any chance your name starts with k?
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>>556667819
That's my favorite!when he does it to me. I just feel so.....rejuvenated.
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>>556667008
i like it when she puts her mouth on my willy
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>>556667008
Doggy style is my favorite. As far as blowjobs? Forget it. The girl I'm with now is horrible at it. But we fuck every day so theres that.
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>>556667597
Hahaha! All righty. But what about the way you give blowjobs? Is there a specific method?eg: licking the tip,blah blah blah.
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>>556669382
Not op. Check the is.
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>>556670441
Id's
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Reverse cowgirl always seemed really sexy to me.
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>>556670114
I loved doing it all the time but my current boyfriend's dick always reeks. I feel like throwing up each time I surprise him. Tastes worse than the 9 bells.
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>>556669382
your id changed

favorite position is when i fuck her from behind, pulling on her hair
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>>556667008
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied to your thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
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>>556671009
are we really trying to pick people up through 4chan?
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>>556671283
Fuck off, faggot I'm trying to get laid
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>>556671283
its copypasta faggit
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>>556671283
>are we really trying to pick people up through 4chan?

Welcome, newfriend.
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>>556671009
>topkek
how that fucker didn't get that reference, I have no idea.
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>>556671283
Newfag detected
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>>556670441
I am OP :( I'm new to posting on my phone so Im just going where we it takes me. Can't u recognize from my tits?
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>>556667008
Ask him to lick your clean and fresh armpit. Trust me, he want to do it
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>>556671842
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt

want bj tips?
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>>556670768

tell him to stop being a lazy bitch and wash his balls
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just be open to try new things, and tell him that too. I gaurentee you he knows what he wants ;)
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>>556672018
Definitely. Nowhere does sex appeal better than the pits of glory.
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>>556667008
Do not wear bra,
Spit in his mouth.
Do not use deodorant.
Blow him every day, twice or more.
Ask him to finger your butthole.
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>>556669382
Karen?
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OP

post pic of you squeezing your left boob plz
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>>556672250
Yes please!
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>>556671283
You are a dumb motherfucker lukr moar faggot, you better gtfo instead.
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>>556672341
You should try sucking on the area between his nuts and asshole. My gf drives me CRAZY when she even just puts her lips on it.
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>>556671842
Show tour FEET AND SOLES please OP.
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>>556672634
Post sharpie in pooper with proper time stamp
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>>556672634
>Yes please!
post moar pls. tip one: lots of spit. nothing worse than a dry bj
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>>556672289
Damn right I do ! But after telling him to do so...it kinda spoils the element of surprise because be foresees me giving him head.
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requesting vagoo

sucking on the balls feels fucking great my gf does it all the time
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>>556672804
this, and vid of you pissing
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>>556672786

God, men with foot fetishes are fucking disgusting. Go shoot yourself in the woods. Nobody will miss you
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>>556672634
Would you suck my dick and fuck me? I'm 6in, I've only been with 2 girls, I'm a bit insecure about my dick.
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>>556667008
rimjob while jerking him off, handjob while licking the tip, reverse cowgirl and doggy with hair pulling
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OP show south headquarters
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>>556667008
I definitely enjoy it when the female lies on the ground in front of the couch with their feet on the couch. I stand over here and plow her squat style into her pussy. It makes it easy to pull out and fun all over their face and stick it right back in.
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>>556672969
Suck it up buttercup. If you want to surprise him sometimes you just have deal.
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remember to use your hands as well
dont leave then idle during a bj
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>>556673431
Pic like this please
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>>556672969

tell the fag to start taking a shower everyday and then you can still surprise him
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i like bjs
also sharpie in pooper
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the best sex is spontaneous risky sex. maybe show up to his work one day and sex him up in his office? or somewhere public, nothing like the fear of getting caught doing something naughty

Also, please post a pic of your pussy? for us betas....
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>>556673071
THANK Christ someone understands me. No I will not post my toes or a sharpie in my bum because that's NASTY and reserved for only those who enter me ;)
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>>556674027
Favorite panties then?
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>>556674027
show the goods
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>>556674027
I volunteer!
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>>556674027

we have entered you via the internet remember we are elite haxors
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>>556673103
your dick looks like a butt plug
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>>556674498
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>>556672584
Tip for me now, BOI
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>>556674027
Fucking shit op you ever gonna post something or what
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>>556674607

tip denied
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>>556673103
SORZ. I gotta pass. I just ain't feelin it. I hope you find someone who will do it and who will also love you very much though!
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>>556674857

because she didn't BOLIEVE
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>>556674875
i gave you a bj tip

do you rate cocks?
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>>556674498
It probably is at times.
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>>556671842
I could tell from the hair it was the same chick.

Whether or not tht's really you is a different story. That timestamp is shit.
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>>556669382
>reverse cowgirl/cowgirl
>use your tongue on the head
vago shot?
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>>556674607
Where you live by? Northern virginia here maybe i can help
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>>556674027

I think I may love u femanon, my dick is clean, thick and juicy.

Call me!!

Anyway, BJwise wet slurpy sounds make my cock pulse.
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>>556674875
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>>556675357
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>>556675034
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>>556674875
We didn't come here to see dicks faggot
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>>556671842

grill, I'd go halfsy which u on a babby. U into grills?
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>>556672731
>>556671798
>>556671721
>>556671550
>>556671521
LOL you all essientally just repeated each other
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>>556674027
when you give head, use your hand in conjunction with your mouth. a twisting motion feels esp nice. also, for doggie, move your hips
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>>556675194
Wat shall I right on me to prove to you then ?
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>>556669382
>12PM

Jesus Christ bitch.
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>>556676192
cum slut
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>>556675357
>>556675549
>>556675837


you guys must be the originators of >>556671009
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OP has a dick.
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>>556676192

I love Alex
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>>556676161
All righty can't wait to try! ;) thank you. What about foreplay? I've never done foreplay before >.<
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>>556676391
duh
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>>556676192
Megamilk.
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>>556676484
show pussy
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>>556676391
and you're just another faggot
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>lick that spot between balls and asshole
for blowjob, my GF use slow-to-wild ratio. 5 second slow and soothing, 10 second wild sucking and licking motion. plus if she got tired, she just whirling her tongue on my dickhead. she just loves dick and somehow find it as interesting toy

as for fuck, she loves doggy style but always cum quickly on Women on Top. we dont get fuck too much but we always do bj everytime we can
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>>556674607
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you've done?
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>>556676521
>>556676697
Dumb faggot
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>>556667008
I like when a girl licks all around my pubic area and love getting my feet rubbed and my asshole licked if you really like being a freak but the best method is

Start by sucking neck
Go down to pubic area lick and suck around it tighs and shit
Then go straight to balls suck softly!! And the go from balls to dick suck that then go back to balls while jacking off dick simultaneously with ur spit from sucking it
Then while doing that move from balls to slightly licking ass

It's amazing he will prolly cum from it very fast

Man makes my dick hard thinking of it

Anyways rate my body please
Also if u wanna send me private nudes or u want some from me
Kik me
Cunt. Muffinz
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>>556676708

>> implying has a GF
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>>556676521
>>556676697
>kek
What a fucking retard, can't even reply.
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>>556671842
Well, op timestamps. i have no problem answering.

things i loved from my ex's blowjobs:

>Teasing
Not in an excess, just enough for me to be extremely horny
>She would swallow
seriously, there are little things more anticlimatic than a girl going anywhere to spit your cum.
>Eye contact.
Seriously, there are little things better than a woman looking directly at your eyes as she sucks your dick, except for...
>The saliva string.
ooooh god the saliva string. sadly i guess that is only a fetish, an exception, and not a rule.
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>>556675105
>this
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>>556677006
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>>556677149
I'm sorry I was just in such a hurry to call you a fag
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im bored txt/call me
4802339061
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>>556677149
We can see the "You"
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>>556676313
>>556676418
>>556676391
Hmm indeed because I hide my dick in a g string. Yummy.
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>>556677163
I agree with eye contact

But when getting fucked it's so hott when u just lustfully look into the eyes and don't break eye contact

I only fucked one girl who did it well and I can picture her just closing my eyes it's the greatest feeling ever makes it so much more then just fucking a hole
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>>556677440
Show me a picture of ur pubic area not vagina but just that area with underwear will do
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>>556677435
So?

>>556677440
>trap confirmed
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>>556677006
Aw !! Thank you so much. I'll only rate if you time stamp. :)
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>>556677742
You just wishing for it faggot
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>>556677006
John?
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>>556677163
>>556677518
How do you suggest I do "lustful" deyecontact? I've always been insecure about it. Once in a while ill look into his eyes but I don't know how to do it sensually...if you know what I mean.. How do your girls/ you like it done?
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>>556677756
Here
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>>556667008
I like when a chick licks/kisses the bottom of my shaft, before trying her hardest to deepthroat the whole thing. Bonus points if she can handle me fucking the shit out of her mouth. And if you're gonna ride him, make sure you put your weight into it. I love a soft ass violently bouncing off of my lap while I'm balls deep inside.
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>>556677006
>>556678286

john has returned to /b/
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>>556678286
Sorry upside down fuck iPhones >>556678270
That's the thing it almost has to come natural otherwise it might be awkward

Just u know when sometimes u close ur eyes when it feels good when he's fucking you! Just keep em open and look at him.. Let it be natural don't force it
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>>556678286
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>>556677440
asian? latina?
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>>556678563
Wow I'm john now? Why? I haven't dissed any of you??

Looks like I got some jelly haters cuz I take care of my body like a real man is suppose to
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>>556667008
>dat size
>dat skin tone
>dat hair color
>dem nipples
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>>556678854

I called you john because you look like him, see >>556678261 no one's hating faggot
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>>556676418
Go home OP
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>>556678854
Go back to /fit/. And learn to write like a real man is supposed to do.
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>>556679219
Good one
I'm on /b/ fuck u and ur god damn rules of proper writing
Most the post on here are about dumb bs
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>>556678286

So much muscle... so little grey matter..
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>>556679424
Just go back to /fit/. Really.
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>>556676789
Gave head and did it in a shady/ deserted mall and stairway. I loved every bit of it. What about you? How can I expand my list ^_^
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>>556667008
What ethnicity are you?
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>>556679632
>grey
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>>556679652
piss on him... trust me, he'll love it
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>>556679635
Back to /fit/

See u faggot later
Ima go to bed and go to boxing class at 11am anyways u bitches ain't shit
Faggot ass lil kids I hate every single one of you seriously

And btw I really do have a hott gf and ima go cum in her hair after I fuck her right In the pussy
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>>556678286
>>556677006
I guess you're a 6/7. Overall ultra buff is not important to me. It's the size the junk and personality.Apart from wanting me to Kik u.....I'm so happy to find someone here who lifts too! How do u think I can improve my body?
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>>556678286
yea dude you are a total faggot.. go get some pussy.. buy it if you have to.. please
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>>556680347
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>>556674498
I fucking Kek'd so hard
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>>556680551
Work on obliques and abs
Lots of planks

Try squats don't have to be weighted just start by doing them then add weight to get a nice tight ass

Also start a martial art like Brazilian jiu-jitsu
It's amazingly fun and gets u sweating
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>>556679141
>That ID.

Caught in the act, faggot.
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>>556680347

nah john your girlfriend looks like a blow up doll brought to life, and you look like some jersey shore reject
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>>556667008
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>>556680584
>implying I don't get pussy
>implying I am not the supreme gentlemen
>implying my gf isn't hott as fuck and she's getting ready for bed as we speak naked
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>>556680551
Eat less than normal... do squats, tighten up your thighs and butt then start eating more again and keep working out. You'll get thick as fuck but hold your shape... a lot of guys like that.

Should take 6-10 weeks of 3-4 days per week working out before you notice anything so keep at it!
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>>556681029
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>>556679985
MAN that's nasty. I love swallowing though ;) except after he drinks protein. That is the ultimate taste of god's wrath
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>>556679942
>grey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey
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>>556681115
Elliot Rodger go back to being dead
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>>556681196
than you aint kinky
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>>556680347
Little kid? I'm a fucking Marine son.
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>>556681292
gray*
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>>556681029
That's what I was saying but whatever
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>>556681337
Elliot Godgers
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>>556681382
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey

>Grey or gray is an intermediate color between
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>>556681378
Fuvk ur service fuck the marines and fuck all ur battle buddy dick riding faggot friends

Go get a real job
Any dumb fuck out the homeschooling can go to the military

Ur a man cuz u are basically in welfare? Goverment takes care of u and ur family and we have to pay for it?

Fucking die from a ied u bitch
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>>556681345
Bite me
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>>556681378
Yeah well then if u agree with all these faggots u can fuck off too

I was simply trying to help a horny kinky girl I exchange for a rate
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>>556681669
Don't hold back champ.
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>>556667008
shoe over your head or anon DNE
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>>556679985
what are you french?
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>>556681862
great smile!

do the doggy position spreading your ass
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>>556680551

>thinking a skinny fat kid is a 6/7

dam bitch you have low standers
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>>556677440
moar dat ass plz
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>>556682390
Skinny fat dumbass I have suck low body fat my abs show simply waking around u are clearly retarded
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>>556677163
>falling for timestamps that were for 12+ hours ago
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>>556682720
You're Indian aren't you?
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>>556681079
agreed
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>>556681862
You look like the kinda girl whose ass I'd like to cum into, then maybe funnel some iced diet Sprite into so I could drink the slush that comes back out.
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>>556667008
As a male anon
I don't like blowjobs, mostly because I like to last as long as possible so I can watch my GF squirm on top of or below me.

Best thing you can do is figure out or just ask your guy's quirks and kinks, be non judgmental and open to stuff he likes, and he will do the same with you, and you both will be happier for it.

Let him know when you are cumming, because most guys like that as an ego boost, and happy ego means hard cock.

No personal favorite position, I like to change up positions multiple times during sex, although I am partial to cowgirl.
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>>556682390
Show Ur goods then
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OP's car, civic SiR.
PIECE
OF
SHIT
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>>556681196
My gf pees for me sometimes. Love it. She also is a squirter which is fun.

Favorite position, cowgirl. She won't swallow.

What's the kinkiest thing you have done?
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wololo
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>>556682828
Puerto Rican

I dare any of you faggots to post pics of yourselves

Ur most likely fat neckbeard
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>>556682720

john I know you have such a low self-esteem that you feel you must try to prove how superior you are all the time but you can leave no one cares
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>>556683216
That explains your shitty english at least.
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>>556682919

nah I don't need validation from random strangers over the internet
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>>556681669
And your job is?
You are one of the biggest fucking idiots I have had the pleasure of knowing.
For one not any idiot can join the fucking military.
I scored a 92 on my asvab so I'm currently in aviation. I can easily get a job as a commercial pilot when I get out. NOT any fucking idiot can do that can he? Fucking moron.
And for the government thing, most military makes below minimum wage. You can't do anything with that. How the fuck are you suppose to support a family, pay on your house/apartment? Work at McDonalds while I'm fucking deployed? The military needs government funding or the whole system would fall apart.

Stay fucking mad.
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>>556682818
GMT +8, Brah
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>>556683216
no neck beard here
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>>556683531
I have a joke for you

Q: How do you know if someone's in the Marine Corps?

A: Don't worry he'll tell you
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>>556682818
do you even timezone?
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sharpie in pooper, op
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>>556683224
It's not John anymore, it's Juan. He's Puertorican apparently.
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>>556683216
Fat yes, but I have to keep a nice trimmed look for my job.

You know, that place most people go to instead of the gym.
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I have a few pointers.
First, I was in the exact same circumstance that you are complaining about the smell down south. My GF loves giving head and especially surprising me with a quick blow in public places, but she too complained about the smell sometimes. What works really well, apart from the obvious daily shower, is carrying a pocket pack of wet wipes with me. Whenever I took a leak I just gave my dick a quick wipe. Also after masturbating, cuz dried up cum left behind smells rank. I realize suggesting this to him might feel like you are being high maintenance, but if you follow through and reward him with many amazing blowjobs to fill his heart content, he'll start doing it with a smile.
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>>556681862
You have. Nice body. Can you vacaroo a fart for me!?!?!?!
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>>556683752
met an ex-marine at a bar and he wouldn't stop bitching about how "I went to Iraq and am fighting the war for you just so you can stay here in the United States". I never asked him to serve or go there on my behalf either.
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>>556684048
An alcoholic serviceman? I call BS
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>>556683968


Hey Faggots,
My name is Juan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
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>>556667008
ever have anything this thick?
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>>556675549

wet slurpy sounds ++++
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>>556684212
he had one beer. not sure if he was with someone else or alone though.
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Timestamp on booty pl0x.
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>>556684270
>Calling that thick.
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>>556684048
No such thing as an "ex-marine"
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>>556669654
> I feel so rejuvenated

Confirmned succubus, abandon thred
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>>556684445
6.7 inch giirth, yes, almost a coke-can
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>>556684001
YAasss best thing ever!! Thank you kind soul. I hope you will always have an abundance of pussy. Thank you^_^
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>>556671283
fucking newfag, gtfo.
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>>556679141

I went home...

You weren't there!!
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>>556684478
Yeah untill they kill themselves for realizing the bombed innocent children and took fathers away from their kids for no reason at all
Simply because they think they are serving their country fucking dumb ass people man

Then once the an hero
Even the marines turn their heads
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>>556683531
>92 on asvab
Nigger I was drunk when I took it and got a 98. That test is a fucking joke.
>commercial pilot
You don't have to be particularly smart to be a commercial pilot. Friend of mine was pretty much average in school and he's one. I mean C student average in highschool when I say average too
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>>556681395
why do you always samefag yourself in every thread you go into
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>>556684001
Thats fucking gross... carrying around wipes, wtf. Very very simple - use an antibacterial soap - such as Dial ... thats it.
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>>556684478
>No such thing as an "ex-marine"
Oh yes there is. There comes an age when you have outlived your usefulness to the military and they tell you that lie to make you seem like you still have usefulness to them. But you know when you go out at night and see homeless military veterans on the streets? Yeah. Those are all the ex-marines out there in the public for you. Don't kid yourself, an ex-marine is indeed a very real thing.
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>>556684893
>Being this new

Wow I really hope this was b8
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>>556682919
>>556682720

>typical camera whores
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>>556684001
Secondly, I'm pretty sure I cant be alone in this, but start off sucking him slowly no hands and lots of spit. Keep a nice steady rythm and motion. As for the eye contact thing, just look like you are really enjoying this amazing cock in front of you, almost like you are thankfull for the oppurtunity and theres nowhere else youd rather be right now... And for the party piece... This might not be the same for everyone, but when my girl is ready for me to cum she starts lightly tickling and stroking my nipples with both hands. It feels fucking amazing like shes sucking out my very soul throuh my dick. Be positioned between his legs for this which will also allow you to focus your tongue on the underside of his shaft which is the most sensitive part to friction.
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>>556684048
See this is shit.... we are lurking or talking through a thread about fucking. no one wants to know about, talk about, or read about military shit. look guy we get it you have pride and maybe you've been some places and done some things. No need to seek out validation for it. as for the guy talking shit.... eat a dick maybe he wasn't asked but at least he is doing it. have some fucking respect.
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>>556684048
See this is shit.... we are lurking or talking through a thread about fucking. no one wants to know about, talk about, or read about military shit. look guy we get it you have pride and maybe you've been some places and done some things. No need to seek out validation for it. and for the guy talking shit.... eat a dick maybe he wasn't asked but at least he is doing it. have some fucking respect.
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>>556685906
>>556685767
are you fucking retarded?

>newfag detected
go back to your ballpit you faggot
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>>556685514
>>556685767

You guys writing a fuckin' story or something?
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>>556685029
They say "no such thing as ex marine" because they went through the training so they must be one for life. Instead of realizing that being a marine was a job, that once you are out and it no longer is, you aren't a marine anymore.

It would be like professor, or lawyer, or fucking lumberjack that retires saying they are still whatever job they were.. You're not, you used to be
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>>556685767
>as for the guy talking shit.... eat a dick maybe he wasn't asked but at least he is doing it. have some fucking respect.
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>>556686240
Being a Marine is not a job...
Your job in the Marines is your job....
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>>556683487
>no need for validation
>>has to talk shit to feel better about himself
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>>556679141
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>>556684270
is that what AIDS looks like
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>>556686552
I love how everyone doesn't agree with the dumb marine guy
Who's wasting his youth

I love /b/
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>>556681862
hey op, you like?
come ride it for me.
I'd want to have you creaming all over me as my thick cock slides deep inside you.
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>>556686126
you have got to be kidding me. newfag is all you have for me? oh how nice a little green text to. stfu and enjoy the fucking conversation about fucking.
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fist in asshole while playing pokemon soul sapphire
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>>556673234
best advice so far
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>>556686815
Because you guy's don't have an actual fucking clue.
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>>55668624

>>556686741
No a set of nice warm pussy lips wrapped around my dick makes me feel better. blowing my load on my girlfriend's face makes me feel better. talking shit and stirring the pot simply entertains me.
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>>556687484
inb4 grammar error
>oh shiz dumb azz muhhreenz
captcha: squads lyinggar
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>>556687074
how about you stop being a little summerfag and go suck your moms dick
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>>556686552
>being a marine isn't your job
>being a lawyer isn't your job
>your job in the marines is your job
>your job at the law firm is your job

You're a fucking idiot. Your job is being a marine, you're assigned a responsibility as a marine. It's exactly why pilots can be drone pilots but drone pilots can't always become a normal pilot. You do whatever the fuck they tell you to do, because why? Because your job is being a marine.
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>>556678270
look at your man and smile while sucking his life out from his cocko, I fall in love every time my gf does that


or while you lick the tip, show him you are actually enjoying it
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>>556687836
God I wish there were no more newfag posters so 4chan would consist of only shit posters like you.
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>>556687836
As long as your mom sucks my dick and you suck your mom's dick. Now that would be fun wouldn't it?
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>>556687763
>implying girlfriend.
You are obviously a virgin. It is alright, there are a lot of your kind here.
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You're all faggots and I hate every last one of you equally
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>>556687836
oh my.

who is this bird? what is this from?
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>>556688236
Prblm?
fgt?

>sure smells like summer

/thred
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>>556688528
>equally
>doesn't hate niggers more
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>>556688401
Is that an invite to join your ranks? can we be virgins together???? please please please!!!!!
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>>556688786
>poker face... read perfectly.
I fucking hate you.
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>thread starts with boobs and sex
>now a marines thread
God, you've gotta love b
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Okay kid,
"Oh cool you're going to be a Marine? What are you going to be doing?"
.... "I'm...going to be..a Marine?"
That's the fucking title. Why don't you get a grip and face the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about kiddo.
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>>556688965
hey you know I'd love a good hate fuck! I know!!! I can fuck your ass and we can lose our virginity together!!!!!
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>>556688184
>>556689076
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>>556680347
>claims to have girlfriend
>hits on women on the interwebs

Go to bed. Yer smoked
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>>556689353
No. Fuck you faggot
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>>556689663
Oh now don't be insecure. I know you want your little boy pussy filled with cum.
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>>556689918
Only if we can do it on cam.
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>>556690123
do you promise to suck the shit off my dick after?
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>>55668272
Try hard kid of the fucking year
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>>556690123
>>556689918
You guys are fucking gay
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>>556690397
>youhadonejob.jpg
link of the fucking year
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>>556689076
>file for car insurance
>occupation?
Hurrr durrr I bez 11 bravo durrr
>you file military

>someone asks what you do for a living
Hurr durr I bez a muhreen
Your occultation is military, in this case marine. So being a marine is your job. Keep thinking anything else like a good little fuck up though
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>>556683216
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B...
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>>556690586
>occupation
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>>556684316
This
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>>556690447
No he is gay, he wants it in my pooper to try and prove he is some man.

>bored
>>
>>

>>556690586
11B is army... nice try though. you little fuck up you... can't even make a proper reference... shame on you.
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>come for the tits, vag, spread ass, etc
>see a faggot posting his abs/dick
git rekt john
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>>556691057
no your gay. you want to film it so you can prove your not alone.
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>>556690586
I'm not going to have some little fucker tell me otherwise when I'm a god damn Second Lt.
You obviously don't know how it fucking works kid, so stop while your ahead.
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>>556691326
Jesus are you so stupid that the only thing you pulled from that is I used an army mos? Fuck no wonder people think marines are morons.
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>>556691678
Gets his commission and thinks he has power.... second lieutenant.... you know as much as your newest Joe hahahahahahaha.
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>>556691553
>No u
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>>556691678
>implying being a 2nd lt means dick
Congratufuckinglations your a second lt. You graduated college like thousands of other Americans each year and went to a summer camp.

This is why no one likes 2nd lts
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What's with all this marine crap in a thread where we should be talking about filling OPs ears with our man milk?
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>>556691806
is this a joke? I mean you really had me going with the whole pot calling kettle black routine. I mean you can't even do a simple Google search to talk some proper shit.
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hi
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>>556688627
Don't hug me, I'm scared
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snapchat ?
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hello
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hello
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>>556667008
your name is Amy isn't it?
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>>556691678
I have 280 confirmed kills in both Bosnia, Vietnam, and japan. Stand down you fucking cunt or I'll wipe my ass with the blood from your bleeding heart as I shit all over your chest you maggot. Do I make myself clear? Sissy?
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>>556671283
Summer cunt. Go away.
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>>556694558
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little fucking bitch? I'm an ex-marine....
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>>556688236
I'm with you /b/ro.
these cancerous fucks are everywhere.
bunch of migrating faggots, they should stick to their of shitholes instead of coming here and killing ours.
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bemp
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>>556674607
Naked pics?
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>>556695409
new meme
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>>556695409
new meme
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>>556695409
Now listen here u old sand nigger looking faggot. I killed twenty of you with my bare hands and a butterknife while eating breakfast with wolves.
You're looking for trouble? Well you're gonna get some, so keep it up you little cunt. I'll be on your rooftop by midnight.
Sleepwelp little nigger
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>>556696318
fuck ALL the mee-mees.
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WRITE OLEV ON A PIECE OF PAPER
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>>556696565
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>>556696565
xD fuck u firsstt
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>>556697498
>Navy seals pin
yeah, nah brah
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>>556697498
....it begins
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>>556697854
>confirmed ex navy

Oh so you're looking for trouble ey?
Well buckle up little faggot cause I'm tracing your ip and plugging into my cellular telephones gps navigational system. you're dead by tomorrow six am you piece of shit scumwad.
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>>556693438
DIS thread is OVA. Thank u for all your responses /b/ :) u have been very kind.
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>>556698397
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>>556698698
heheh. threads dead.
lates bro.
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>>556699328
later
>>
My answer to this question:
If you want to please you boyfriend, two things
>anal
But ... you will have to wash yourself before. Anal is only fun if ur a-hole is clean inside and u can go deep. There is absolutely no fun in it if you are digging in shit.
>blowjobs
Seriously, blowjobs are the best. In a long relation ship sex gets kind of boring after some time for the man ( i guess same for the woman ), blowjobs are always very welcome and exciting.
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>>556684316
>u
Can't take you seriously when you can't fucking type out two more letters to actually spell "you"
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>>556684876
I suppose you'd rather live in an extremely fascist or communist society?
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>>556684489

Loled.
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>>556683618
Bad shoop is bad.
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