What goes in to making Dashcon Simulator 2014? It's all

>>556525412
needs homosucks

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>>556525412
[TRIGGER WARNING]

Bump because based OP

>>556525412
OP, its a pleasure hanging and chilling and putting ideas out there. It's 6 in the morning, and i'm beginning to doze off. So good luck on what you're doing. Update the kongregate page with client download links.

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>>556525412
YAEYU

>>556525412
OP make the landwhales fatter and scream rape

>>556525412
goatse tunnel

>>556526024
Shake violently gmod style and scream rape.

Next update, Femboss

archive of old thread: http://4archive.org/b/res/556488446

how do you turn in this thing

>>556526471
wasd and mouse.

archive of this thread: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556525412

>>556526582
guess i gotta bust out my mouse for my laptop

>>556526582
huh... my trackpad works now

Linux instructions:

#64-bit
unzip DashconSim2014V6.zip -d DashCon
cd DashCon
unzip Linux.zip
chmod u+x LinuxUniversal.x86_64
./LinuxUniversal.x86_64

#32-bit
unzip DashconSim2014V6.zip -d DashCon
cd DashCon
unzip Linux.zip
chmod u+x LinuxUniversal.x86
./LinuxUniversal.x86

>>556526886
and use E to piss

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>>556527489
i've been pissing on the femnazis

pic not related but i chuckled

>>556527489
and I think F to shoot balls?

>Dashcon 2015 is up for preregistration
>no one has learned from this
>the Tumblrettes will continue to throw money at this shit like the gullible sheeple they are

http://www.dashcon.org/dashcon-2015-advance-reg/

captcha" nloperfu escaped

tips: throw a ball at a wall, then jump so that you land on it to have that ball take you wherever it wants to go

Almost done programming base boss logic. Will post update soon!!

Thank you for waiting for my slow ass!

>>556528338
>captcha" nloperfu escaped

You mean nigger escaped ?

>>556528556
Take your time, man

This shit is gold so far

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>>556528445

>>556528338
>We expect between five and eight thousand people for our second annual event! Make sure to get a ticket before they run out!
holy shit they don't learn

>>556528556
Hey I dont know shit about programming, but is it possible to make the piss only come out of the middle of the bottom of the screen, to imitate a stream, rather than pretty much a flood out of the entire bottom of the screen?

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>/pol/ pissed in their ball bit
>pissed in their ball pit
>pissed
>pic

>>556528834
and make it blow up the femanazis like the balls if you could

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>keanu pic
top kek

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Whoever the main organizer of this is, have their name above pic related somehow and include that.

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This is fucking brilliant.

what is with the 1 hour in ball pit thing

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Oh children... It's... BUILD TIME!!

New update soon! Boss logic has been programmed, next update, it will fight back!

>>556529326
AW SHIT NIGGA

>>556525929
Do you do HL2 speedruns by any chance?

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>>556529464

>>556525412
Please add throwing triggers at the feminist enemies. Like an FPS

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>>556529346

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>mfw 4chan hacked dashcon
>mfw 4chan hacked real life

Web client V7 pushed, building Stand alone clients now

Does anyone have the pic of the ice chest of money from dashcon?

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>>556529714
You're a hero

>>556529714
Can't copy the links in the google doc, Crtl+C doesnt work either.

>>556530260
This is happening to me too.

>>556530260
>>556530316
http:// pastebin com/KA2fgeki

Clients pushed

>>556530562
1 more minute until download finishes.

I'm hyped as fuck.

I'm laughing so hard here.
Maybe add 3/4 people in the ballpit to piss over.

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>>556530562
You put the picture I contribooted. OP is truly not a fag.
Pic related. Kek'd heartily,

Alright thread. You guys are fucking awesome. I'm so dead-brained right now, I need to get some rest. I will be back with more updates tomorrow(Later today). Promise :)

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bamping

>>556531110
how do you get to that?? im just stuck at the beginning

chuck lee made a new video about Dashcon 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt4iDrCLZZc

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>>556531226
In the words of [s4s] funposters: ebin, simply ebin.

>>556531376
go touch the spinning cube

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bump

>>556525412
The slightly chubby girls was a nice touch

>>556531519
there isnt one on mine. are you in the client version?

BALLPIT DID 9/11

>>556531475
What is this weshucks he seemsso excited about?

>>556531829
yeah. I can't load the web version because Linux.

Just download the client

>>556531829
Are you on v7?

>>556525929
nyoom

>>556532254
yea i did the terminal thing with the filename for version 7 but it still looks like an older version with no floor tiles etc

Anyone up for some FlockDraw?
http://flockdraw.com/4chan

>>556532550
Hey there linux buddy. I just came back from my shower to do a quick check on the thread before I hit it... and I think I know what your issue is.

..Me! I built the latest linux build in the wrong folder. Hold on and I'll refresh the client link

>>556533870
I don't think so. I'm running Linux and it's all up to date, boss fight and everything.

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God dammit, this is fucking hilarious. Can't wait to see what this becomes.

>>556534046
Hmmm... Strange. I'll put a new copy up anyways just to be sure.

Link should be up now

I'm going to speedrun this game

>>556534382
okay thanks OP i luv u

>>556525412
The bouncy castle should be customizable to have colors

>>556525412
Didn't they have a quiet room? Coul do something with that.

>>556529248
unf

>>556534705
100% in 31 seconds.

100% run requirements
>kill the four tumblrite femnazis
>bounce in the bounce house at least once
>kill the boss
>Pee in the ballpit
>Get game over screen

will post shitty video

>>556525412
Try to get it greenlit on Steam

>>556534382
wait its still doing it wtf

>>556525412
suggestion: make a vending machine with random items that costs $17,000
random item ideas can be sourced from 17000dollars.tumblr_com
>capcha: ffmeme and

>>556531475
Just the picture of Indeanapolis Convention Centre made me laugh my ass off.

>>556525412
Bump to prevent pruning

>>556538427
op is gone for the day, there's no need.

thread is being archived, too, so he can read that for anythnig he miss: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556525412

>>556525412

FUCK.

i saw another one of these earlier and just had to figure wtf it was all about.

googled dashcon 2014

fuck. fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

>>556529305
They hoaxed the tumblr teens to donate 17k on Paypal and now the money is gone. To compensate the originators offered 1 hour ballpitt time for them

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>>556537162

>>556539413
All the "dashcon general" threads were archived. I don't know the urls, though.

Check 4archive for /b/ threads archive about 12-18 hours ago.

>>556539660

thanks mate.

>>556539745
God, this is still going on? Has the dev gone to sleep or still active? Is there any way of getting in touch with him when this thread 404's? I've got a fuckton of models for the feminazi's he could use, but I have to get them off my external drive.

>>556540574
>Feminazis
You're an idiot.

>>556540625
you must be new around here

>>556540574
dev went to sleep.

just watch https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit?pli=1 until he's back online or posts a way to contact him

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/b/, I haven't been following this
can someone answer my questions?
apparently there is/was a ballpit at this thing, but
>what's with this "extra hour in the ballpit" reference?
>did someone actually piss in it?
>is the ballpit still there?

>>556541208
the Welcome to Night Vale panel pulled out because they hadn't been paid, so everyone who had been waiting for over an hour got an hour credit in the ball pit, which the majority could not take advantage of because someone (apparently from /pol/ unconfirmed though) pissed in the ball put. apparently there was a bad case of crabs going around as well
and the ball put got deflated, not sure if that was before or after the urination event

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>>556541208
tumblr users tried to organized a convention. It was a fucking distaster.

Part of the disaster was a big room that consisted of just a ball pit and bouncy house. Someone from /po/ allegedly pissed in the ball pit.

>>556540896
I see it's still summer.

>>556541646
yeah but that's no excuse for you to come in and start shitposting you silly nigger

>>556541208
better questions would be asking about the orgy with underage kids, and the silent room

>>556542113
i've not heard that part of the story.. care to elaborate?

>>556542442
some underage girl went into the bdsm room.

apparently people were just jerking off so they left.

>>556541609
>/po/
those monsters have gone too far
CUT THE PAPERS
FOLD WARS NOW

>>556542542
ah, that's less exciting that i'd hoped

>>556542903
Their cutting of paper triggered the tumblr users because it reminded them of cutting.

This simulator sucks. It's better than the actual convention itself. You need to make it even shittier.

we n ow need 4con

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/

ALL RIGHT

>>556544864
ew

>>556544864
>>556547570
The ballpit would be a scat party filled with fat people & neckbeards
The bouncy castle would be Methane gas

>>556547728
and the bdsm room would come with kids chained to the walls and floors

>>556547728
apparently not too different from dashcon's bdsm room, then

can anyone spare 17k$?
if not the thread dies.

if you give me 17k$, i'll let you post for another hour though

we need to upstage dashcons orgy too

>>556547728
i was thinking we only fill half of the castle

itll be held in some guys house, his cooperation wont be needed until he asks us for 40k lastminute

>>556548173
the bdsm room will also have a photo of dashcons one, to give us our goals

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> Reddit Rampage mode

>>556531540
more

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Legit question; Why did they pick such an odd number like 17,000$ and not round up to an even 20k ?

>>556549152

17,000 is how many million died in the shoa. It's a common late charge fee

>>556548173
Amputees chained to the walls you mean

>>556549152
there was an alleged 20k bill of which organizers said they could only cover 3k in cash. i think they originally said it was for the hotel, but that seems unlikely, hence the scam theories.

>>556528338
The best thing about that is still this
>and there are no refunds!

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>>556548681
I own a very wealthy buisness. I am willing to donate the money but you have to roll a 122 first.
hue hue hue

http://www.dashcon.org/contact-us/
go
you know what to do

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>>556551114
forgot pic

>>556542542
It was worse than that, some minor decided to strip and start jerking off too, I guess about 10-20 other guys joined in.

There was a rumor that some people were fucking during that, but it's not been proven. Too bad no one took pictures in there so we'd know what actually happened.

>>556552353
male or female?

>>556552678
PRONOUNS SHITLORD

>>556528338
>mfw it was in chicago, illinois
>mfw i live 30 minutes from there
I'm sneaking into the next one because $65 is too fucking much. Any ideas what I should do? while I'm there?

I'm pretty experienced in unity I can help

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>>556554164
Bring firecrackers and light them up somewhere where noone will see them, but everyone will hear them.

>>556554164
They didn't even have security at this one, a bunch of them just walked in

make it so when you collide with the ball pit it will:

transform.scale.y === transform.scale.y/ 2;

this way it will look deflated/smashed.

>>556525412
The bdsm booth with minors and apparantly orgies

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>dashcon 2015

>>556554164

use the $65 for max dildos purchasable, write feminism on each one, leave this on the ground

>>556528995
This is fucking gold. Literally and figuratively

Anyone got that video of the guy from /pol/ getting the people in the ball pit to shout "free Palestine" and "Death to Israel!"?

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>>556525412
A bathroom in which you can piss on or around the toilets.