Its that time again

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>>556157818

Bumping with Marzia

>>556157921
>>556157983
you can't bump your own threads any more

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Tfw can't be answered and 500 replies.

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>>556158037
But you telling me that can

If you where the other bird which door leads to hell

>>556157818
what's the answer?

God Mode is ask any bird lie to me which door is heaven

ask one of them what the other bird will tell you if you asked them the question. do the opposite.

>>556157818
i would grab one bird by the throat and approach a door, then tell the bird this: We are going to step through this door, have you got a problem with that?
then just trust the bird, if he dares to lie he will have to suffer with me.

>>556157818
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdF_ibT4_jo

2.what would you answer if i would ask you which door leads to heaven

Walk through left door and become a god

>>556158286
one bird ALWAYS lies. One ALWAYS tells the truth

>>556157818
Ask left bird: does docking make you gay?

>>556158402
then its 50-50 and if i lose everybody doing it after me will go to heaven since there is only 1 bird left and he always tells the truth.

i cant lose.

>>556158252

That won't work. One bird ALWAYS tells the truth and cannot be forced to lie

>>556157818
"So say that you will lie to me about my next question m'kay? "Which door leads to hell?"
The lying bird will ofc lie about his answer in order to "confuse" me, the one telling the truth will just lie. So you take the door they recommend.

>>556157818
God slayer mode
There is only one bird and it's you, there is no other bird, that would not be true, since it is only you fly to the door that you belong to

easy as fuck

>"Which door is on your left?"

It's now obvious which bird is which. Ask the other what door is the good one, etc.

>>556158284
/thread

>>556158284
/thread

>>556158284
/thread

>>556158734
thats not a question dumbass.

>>556157818
Are the statements that that door leads to hell and you will always lie opposite of each other in a true or false respect?

Done.

>>556158734

That doesnt even make any sense

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>>556158825
>>556158830
what.. the.. fuck

>>556157818
Ask one of the birds: What would the OTHER bird say if asked which door to heaven. Since one is lying and one is telling the truth, this will cross them both and you should enter the opposite door of the one the bird YOU'RE asking. ezgg

I don't want to go to heaven. He's a faggot who does not deserve our attention and I would rather go to hell... I can't loose.

>>556158734
Now to make it actually make fucking sense.
"When you die, what door will you pass through?"

>>556158284
>>556158825
>>556158830
>>556158895

That will only solve easy mode....easy mode is called easy mode for a reason

Wait is it that you get to ask one question to each bird, or that you only ask one question in total?

>>556158994
poorly formulated, but yeah.
Question: What would the other bird say?
Enter the opposite door.

god mode: if there was a bird whose behaviour was opposite to your own, what would they tell me if I asked them which door lead to heaven

>>556158649
that's exactly why it works dummy...

both will point to the heaven door.

God mod is which door would a human of your morals walk through ?
truth teller would say heaven
liar would tell you heaven as well

open a door and look inside without going in

idiots

>>556159064
indeed, the lying bird will say the "heaven door" and the bird telling the truth will say the "heaven door" too

Ask those two fuckers how many toes a human has.
Ask the guy who says ten wich door leads to heaven

>>556159153
one question total

>>556159343
Thanks for clearing that up OP.

Both birds are liars, for the lieing bird can never admit that there was a liar in the first place, unless they are both liars.

>>556159251
you only get one question

>>556158383
Guys i already solved god mode

>>556159431
are you stoned?
i'm am and you just made me feel warm

>>556157818

GOD SLAYER MODE

>Open a door
>Take one bird in each hand
>Walk to the door
>"Does someone have something to say against it?"

- Only one of them can answer "yes", so its onle one question
- If it is the Paradise door, no one has nothing to say.
- If it is the Hell door, the "False bird" has nothing to say (he could only say "no", which is irrelevan - he cannot be sure that both of them have nothing to say). The "True Bird" Will have something to say, and will say "Yes".

>>556159431
huh?

>>556159219
The lying bird could still lie about which door leads to heven

>>556158286
I like your way

>>556159583
you can only ask ONE bird ONE question. If you could ask each bird a question this would be stupidly easy

Easy mode: ask one of the birds "If lying sends you to hell, which door would be sent?". If you ask the truth bird he will point to heaven as he does not lie. If you ask the lying bird he will also point to heaven as he would be sent to hell for lying but lies about going to hell.

>>556157818
I'd wait until another person arrived to solve the riddle.

>>556159679
but a human of his morals would go to hell so he would point to heaven, Its the same as with the opposite bird thing, but animals don't go to heaven.

>>556157818
GOD SLAYER: Choose a door, doesnt matter if hell or heaven. If hell, then kill the devil and raid heaven, else instant god. This riddle was way to easy

According to the picture, it does not say you have to enter a door upon opening.

Set both birds on fire, then open the door and see where it leads. Don't like the result? Go to the other door.

Solved.

Since hell goes down and heaven goes up, I grab a bird and answer to them "Open one of the doors" wait for them to open the door, if one has a staircase or something going down, i'd pick the other one

>>556157818
Birds can't talk faggot.

Ask where which door leads to hell open opposite door and live with the consequences of my decision.

This is easy. One bird is good bird and one bird is bad. Good bird obviously would want you go to heaven while bad bird would want to trick you in hell.

Just pick either door and ask the nearby bird would he prefer me to go through this door or not.

1. Door leads to heaven
Good bird:
Good bird wants me to go heaven. He always speaks the truth so he would recommend me to take this door.

Bard bird:
Bad bird would want me to go hell. He would recommend me the other door but he has to lie so he would recommend this door.

2. Door leads to hell

Good bird:
Good bird wants me to go heaven and never lies. He would recommend me to take the other door.

Bad bird:
Bad bird wants me to go hell. But he has to always to lie so he would recommend to take the other door.

Both birds are liars.

A liar cant admit that there is a truthful bird and a lair because that would be telling the truth UNLESS they are both liars. The riddle could never be explained to you then if they both agree that is the rules to the riddle.

If both agree to the rules of the riddle they are both liars.

>>556159824
You cant argue with moral, because everyone defines moral by himself. Is killing baby hitler moral right? Some people will say, yes other people will say no.

>>556159810
>if lying sends you to hell
But it does. There's no if.

>>556159810
>this

you aks one, say who dat is?
aks da otha one say what it by like fam?
aks otha nigga, sup nigga, why you a bird fo?
da answa be tree fiddy. dum crackaz

>>556159990

>implying the birds care whether you go to heaven or hell

GOD SLAYER MODE. ask a bird if there are 2 doors, if bad bird he will answer no, then ask the other bird because you now know its the good one if this door leads to heaven if yes take that door.

>>556160000
ill stick with this since you know....
>Quads

>>556160000

Wut? The liar would just say hes truthful nad call the truthful bird a liar. The truthful bird would say he's truthful and that the other bird is a liar

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Solve this, /b/

>>556160205
>ask a bird if there are 2 doors,
>if
niggers cant solve this riddle

>>556158806
You're an idiot. You only get to ask one question to one bird. Read the damn directions jackass

>>556160096
Implying birds answer questions

>>556157818
I would ask one of the birds which door the other bird would tell me to go through.

"Do you deserve to go through this door?"

Honest bird deserves to go to heaven and liar doesn't, so they both answer yes to the heaven door.

Vice versa and "no" to the hell door.

hurr, inb4 honest bird is also a furry and deserves eternal damnation.

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>>556160000

>>556160261
then you could ask the birds a what question what color are both doors if he lies then go to other bird

>>556160257
What is the question?

>>556160205

GOD SLAYER MODE: A curse prevents you from making any IF statements

>"ask a bird if there are 2 doors"
>"ask a bird if"
>"if"

>>556160357

God Slayer mode, btw.

>>556160357
You don't know if they believe in Jesus Christ or not. Being good doesn't mean shit, you gotta believe

fuck riddle.

pick a door at random.

live with the consequances or fortune of my 50-50 chance.

>>556160357
animals dont go to heaven, damn even a atheist know this - therefore both go to hell

>>556160357
So telling a lie makes it so you dont diserve to go to heaven thats dumb as fuck

>>556158923
Of course the only correct answer gets ignored.

You ask any bird "what would the other bird say" and then do the opposit of that.

>>556160357
>>556160462

Not God Slayer mode. You cant ask ANY hypothetical question

>>556160516
i believe you are fag. does this count? please respond.

>>556160235
No the rules of the riddle would force a bird who lies to say there is not truthful or liar. Since that would be lieing. If he agree that there is a truthful and a liar then he is telling the truth. IF both birds agree there is a truthful and a lair they are both liars, it is the only way it can work since both would have to lie in order to agree.

>>556160601
That is not relevant

>>556160449
There is something wrong there. Solve it.

>>556157818
Ask the birds what 1 + 1 Is

>>556160553
because its wrong - true false is not equal to truth and lie

>>556160575

What is hypothetical about his current state of virtue?

>>556160257
What am I being asked to solve?

>>556160390
>wasting your one chance to get into heaven by asking a bird about the color of the doors
And don't say you missed the part about "one question" because I'm damn near blind and I caught it.

>>556160617
> IF both birds agree there is a truthful and a lair they are both liars

only one question, you cant ask both of them - damn nigger learn to read

>>556160617
they dont have to agree......one would just lie....

State to a bird that you have never sinned. Then ask the same bird what door you and him deserve to go through. Since one bird is good and you are good, he will point to heave. The other bird is bad thus he will also point to heaven. Pretty sure this satisfies god slayer.

>>556160774
one question to one each bird so thats 2 questins in total knowing 1 bird will tell you the answers for the door

>>556157818
its the one on the left

>>556160752
There is something incorrect in the riddle. Find out whats wrong and tell me.

>>556160706
Nothing wrong, just because someone says "I´m your mother/father", doesnt mean they are. You can ignore the calls, its a fucking prank call - maybe he killed himself. ~SOLVED~

> Is that a door
> god slayer mode done

>>556160516
yeah right, that's a cute notion. implying it's real to begin with

God slayer mode: ask either bird which door should I not go through.
The truthful bird would tell me to not go to the door to hell, the lying bird would tell me not to go through the door the leads to heaven. Again I take the opposite door of whichever door the bird tells me not to go through.

>>556160872
>you get to ask ONE question to ONE bird
I guess you can't even read english, much less speak it.

>how can i make sure that when i go in the hell door i will get into heaven after
>go in a door
>if its hell do both of what they said

godslayer mode is won by asking-
how do I get rid of the curse?
do what the bird says to do, and the opposite. this will get rid of the and make you gods succesor.

"what door should you go through?"
good bird points to heaven
bad bird lies and points to heaven
win

>>556161019
Ok, its a door congratulation, but is it the door to heaven or hell?

>>556161019
Sure, now you know whether the bird lies or not. You still don't know which door is which.

How about asking, "Can you see the invisible bird next to the door to heaven?" If he says yes, than could you make the guess that that door is the door to hell?

>>556161195
>>556161196
oh shit

>>556160709
You can only ask one question and that doesn't FUCKING GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN ANSWER. YOU FUCKING COCK LICKERS READ THE GO

>>556161128

again

>implying the birds give a shit whether you go to heaven or hell

>>556161128
Wrong, the truthful bird could be a psychopath and wants to see you burn in hell. He will send you to hell

>>556160836
learn to read

>>556157818
keep asking does this door lead to hell or candyland, if you get a constant answer, than you have the truth bird, if not, you have the lying bird

>>556161128
>ask the lying bird which door I shouldn't go through
>he says heaven
>do the opposite
>type this from hell

>>556160828
You ask them the rules to the riddle, they cant agree on it, a liar cant tell the truth, so to say the truth that there is a liar and a lair or a truth and truth. The lair can't say yes to the rules if he is a liar, only the truthful one can. Now you put in what door is heaven sprinked in there and you know the lair and the truth sayer.

>>556161181
Lets assume you talk to the liar

the liar says "you cant lift the curse! - now tell us how you wanna lift the curse - you know its possible but not how.

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>>556161390

>>556160992
When Tatsuya is told about the time the calls came in her referred to the parents as "his" parents, not "our parents"?

>>556160836

GOD SLAYER MODE: Prevents you from making any If statements, or having any hypothetical statements in your question

>or having any hypothetical statements in your question
>hypothetical statements

>>556159205
You're a fucking idiot, that won't work. The bird that always tells the truth WILL lie to you and point toward hell. Fucking retard.

>>556161296
You don't know that.

>>556160257
OH SHIT.
OOOH SHIIIIIT.

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>>556161653
And you dont know it either.

>>556161358
It isn't hypothetical if i am asking about what we deserve right now.

>>556161586
It isn't a hypothetical statement if it's true.

>>556159242
The door leads to a small room with a 2nd door which can only be opened once the first is shut

>>556162008
The AND connection between both statements is the empty set. The bird can't answer to your question.

"What door do we both deserve to go through?"
<=> "What door do you deserve to go through" AND "What door do i deserve to go through"
<=> NOT Hell AND NOT HEAVEN
<=> Always false
=> Question has no answer

A bird who only lies can only be a creation of Satan, as God wouldn't create something that is literally incapable of not sinning, whereas an always honest bird can only be the creation of God.

Ask the bird, "Which door leads to your creator?"

God Slayer mode solved.

>captcha: all kextee

Since we know that all dogs go to heaven, just choose the one with a doggie door.

Easy.

>>556161896
Exactly. Therefore I will assume neither of the birds really care where I go. As the riddle does not state they care nor that they don't care. So it's solved.

>>556159205
>>556158252

So you ask the birds to lie to you. The honest bird completely disregards this because he tells the truth and points you towards heaven. The dishonest bird completely disregards this because he was going to lie to you anyway and points you to hell

>>556162149

Only one question, you cant ask both of them.
Is that really so hard to understand?

>>556162008
You can only ask one question to one bird. They won't both answer you

>>556157818
Simply ask "Which of the two places do you deserve?"

>>556162321
yeah no

>>556162321
God created Satan though? And the rules to the riddle do not explain that much into it unfortunately.

>>556162498
No, yeah.

OP DO YOU THE RULES FOR GOD MODE ALSO CARRY OVER INTO GOD SLAYER MODE?

>>556162321
devil is a creation of god, therefore god can create something evil. Maybe, god created both of them

>>556160992
faggot did i figure it out or not?

>>556157818
Ask one bird "would you like to go through the door on the left assuming that you were me?"

>>556162321

"A bird who only lies can only be a creation of Satan"

>implying God didn't create Satan

well, only if you believe in that shit anyway

>>556162492
>lying bird: left one
>truth bird: left one

>>556162587
No, no.

>>556162636
I don't know the answer myself, I was asking for your help. All I could figure out myself was that his brother is adopted and they're not really related.

>>556162458
At what point did I ask two questions? I made a true statement, then asked a non-hypothetical question. The challenge never states that i can't make statements.

Go to any bird and ask: Are there as much hell doors on the this side as liars? If he says yes, go to the other door.

>>556162640
Truthful bird, bad door: No.
Lying bird, bad door: Yes.
Truthful bird, good door: Yes.
Lying bird, good door: No.

Try again.

>>556162378
Why should they send you to heaven then? Good and bad bird doesnt care, they will choose a random door

>>556162640

see

>>556161586

You dumb motherfuckers. Everyone keeps making assumptions about good bird, bad bird this and sinful bird, virtuous bird that. Even if we entertain the joke that Heaven and Hell exist, and we allow for the delusion that birds can enter Heaven, what the shit guarantees that the truthful (because that's all he is according to the riddle) bird hasn't done some other fucked up shit that will keep him from getting into heaven? You think the "good" bird has never committed other "sins"? Never raped a chick or eaten a dead bird or anything? Also, what the fuck makes you think that the truthful bird gives a shit about your dumbass enough to want you to get into heaven. It doesn't know shit about you. And neither does the liar bird, who couldn't give two turtle shits if you go to Hell either.
This thread makes me happy about my level of intelligence based purely on how dumb you motherfuckers are.

>>556162614
No. God created Lucifer, Lucifer fell and became Satan. However according to demonology Lucifer and Satan are not the same being.

>>556158284
how does this work?
please explain I might be fucking dumb

>>556162856
Dude you may be certifiably retarded

Flip a coin.
Forget the birds or the riddle
take your 50/50 chance.

>>556162758

Truth bird next to heaven: 0 hell doors, 0 liars => "Yes".

Therefore go to other door??

>>556162614
>>556162524
Lucifer acted of his own accord. Satan is perfectly capable of doing something unsinful, it's just he's too retarded to understand how bad of an idea being sin incarnate is.

>>556162739
Well, maybe that is it? There might not be anything else to figure out.

>>556162747
You have to ask both birds, else your little question doesnt solve anything

>>556162758
Truthful bird, bad door: No.
Truthful bird, good door: Yes.
Lying bird, bad door: No.
Lying bird, good door: Yes.

>>556162758
*if he says no

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"If I were to ask you whether you always tell the truth, what would you say?" In this case a reply of "yes" means you are talking to the truth teller and a reply of "no" means you are talking to the liar.

>>556160205
ONE question only in TOTAL

>>556161019
>Is

Still wouldn't give you the answer to what door leads to heaven.

>>556162998
This has absolutely nothing to do with the riddle. Shut up

>>556163062
And congrats, you're out of questions and know nothing about the doors.

GG NO RE

>>556163062
> implying we try to solve anything lower than god slayer mode

>>556162856
had the same thought. Motherfuckiong birds don't give two shits about you. All they do is tell the truth or not.

>>556162890
irrelevant, lucifer is the devil and a creation of god.

>>556162895
Truth of a lie is lie
Lie of a truth is lie

>>556162758

But you must be included in the liar count, otherwise it is a hypothetical.

>>556163206
refer to
>>556163153

>>556162815
Hmmm. This is true. I need to think more.

>>556162856
Lol. If you want to start using information that is not included in the riddle, but potentially may be true, then what is stopping anyone from just punching through a door. You wouldn't technically be opening it and the riddle doesn't say the doors are indestructible.

>>556163206
Why do people here are so autistic that they cant "You have only one question to one bird"?
Also, you cant "IF", you cant make bird answering hipotetical question you fgt

>>556163206
one question, only one question

>>556163219
Lucifer is. The devil is a creation of Lucifer. Not God.

>>556163142
>X solves this
>No, X is wrong because Y
>But Y is wrong because Z
>COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT SHUT THE FUCK UP GET BACK ON TOPIC YOU DERAILING FUCKLORD GAWD

Lie to me about left dors.
Shooting

Dude just feel the temperature of the doors.

>>556162895
If you ask the birds which door is heaven, truthbird points to it, liarbird points to hell.
If you ask them which door the other bird would answer if you asked them that, truthbird will point to hell, cause that's what liarbird would say.
Liarbird will also point to hell, cause truthbird would point to heaven, but liarbird is lying.

>>556163013
It doesn't matter what bird you ask. Making the statement, then asking the question will result in the same answer regardless of which bird you ask. The bad bird will say you both currently deserve heaven AND the good bird will say you both deserve heaven.

Seriously to solve God Slayer I need to know if the rules for god mode apply as well? Do the birds see each other? Will they answer a question about the other one?

>>556163596
No.

>>556163596
if you both deserve heaven, then you dont know which door is the right one, so much fail

>>556163663
no they don't apply it's a different mode

Fortheversionwithonlyoneparrot,weask(inyes/noform)"IfIweretoaskyouwhichdoorgoesto
heaven,whatwouldyousay?".Thetruthtellerwouldtellthetruthandpointyoutothedoortoheaven.
Theliarwouldlieaboutwhathewouldsayifyouaskedhim.Ifyoudidaskhim,hewouldtellyouthe
doortohell,soheliesaboutthisandalsopointsyoutowardthedoortoheaven.So,bothwouldpoint
youtowardthecorrectdoor.So,youdon'tneedtwoparrots,youonlyneedoneparrotthateitheralways
liesoralwaystellsthetruth!Thisisalsothesolutiontotheproblemwithtwoparrot,whereyoudon't
knowhowmanytellthetruthandhowmanylie?youjustignoreoneofthem.

>>556163698
No.

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When assessing the two statements 'You are the lying bird' and 'This door leads to heaven', in a true/false manner, are the answers the opposite of one another

God slayer mode, huh?

>>556163774

only one question to one bird, not that hard huh?

You're all seriously fucking retarded.

Ask them a question which has only one indisputable answer (e.g. "what colour is my shirt, hair, etc.?", "What is 1 + 1?") and then one will get it right, that's the one guarding the Heaven door.

>>556163596
Well, this puts it completely up to the birds where you go, since they can just choose whether or not to believe the statement.

>>556163745
Obviously you phrase the question to ask what door you deserve dumbass. I only phrased it in you deserving heaven so it was easier to understand.

>>556163774
my head hurts

>>556163852
Good enough for me

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“If i were to ask you which door goes to heaven, what would you say?“ The truth teller tells the truth and points you to heaven. The liar would lie about what he would say if you asked him. If you did ask him, he would dell the door to hell, so he lies about this and also points you towards the door to heaven. So both would point to the correct door.

>>556163852
Liar: I´m not a liar and yes
Truth: I´m not a liar and no

You have won no new information

"Did you know that the door on the left takes you to hell?"
Truthful bird, bad door: Yes.
Truthful bird, good door: It doesn't.
Lying bird, bad door: No.
Lying bird, good door: No.

>>556163957
Then you've just wasted your 1 question finding out what bird will tell the truth/lie. Congratulations on not finding out which door is which.

>>556163957
You can only ask one bird you stupid fuck.

>>556163957
>implying the good one is in front of the door to heaven

>>556164169
>Lying bird, good door: No.
it would say yes though...

>>556163852
1. point at right doors:"this door leads to heaven"
LB:Yes
TB:NO
2.Point at left door
LB:No
TB:Yes

Also you dont know which bird you are asking and which doors are you pointing at

>>556164169
That doesn't tell you which door to pick since you can only ask one question. Say you pick the truthful bird and the left door leads to hell. He will say "it doesn't", but how do you know whether or not he's lying? You don't. A risk you shouldn't take.

>>556164114
>if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

looks like /b/ is overrun by retards today again

>>556163965
So be it then. It's a 50/50 chance without asking anything and i have no idea what the birds are thinking.

Mfw i just posted the solution. People are still arguing. It's a classic riddle.

OP pls just tell answer

>"Tell me what to do to garuntee that I get into heaven even if I have already done something which garuntees that I wont get into heaven"
>Do both things that the birds say

GODMODE SOLVED

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>>556164162
>>556164301

If you pointed to the door to heaven and pose the question to the truth telling bird, statement 1 will yield "False" and statement 2 will yield "True", so the bird will say "Yes". If you point to Hell, both statements will be False, so the bird will say "No".

If you pointed to the door to heaven and pose the question to the lying bird, statement 1 will yield "True" and statement 2 will yield "True", so the bird will take the result (No) and flip it to "Yes". If you point to Hell, statement 1 will be "True" and statement 2 will be "False". The bird will take the result (Yes) and flip it to "No".


You have one all the information.

>>556164398
You can only ask one bird. Try again

>>556164264
Either way. Unless the bird says "It doesn't" you go to the opposite door. And the lying bird can't tell you that it knows whether or not the door goes to hell, it has to lie.

>>556164387
>>mfw
>mfw you have no face

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Oh my god. Read my fucking post you idiots>>556164391
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>>>556163852
>1. point at right doors:"this door leads to heaven"
>LB:Yes
>TB:NO
>2.Point at left door
>LB:No
>TB:Yes
>Also you dont know which bird you are asking and which doors are you pointing at
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>>556164162
You are asking:

"When assessing the two statements 'You are the lying bird' and 'This door leads to heaven', in a true/false manner, are the answers the opposite of one another?"

There are 4 possibilities.

Liar, Door is Heaven
Both statements are True. Liar will say Yes (As in yes, the answers to those two statements are opposite).

Liarbird, Door is Hell
Statements are opposite. Liar will say No.

Truthbird, Door is Heaven
Both statements are true. Truthbird says No.

Truth, Door is Hell
Statements are opposite. Truthbird says Yes.

If answer is Yes, go through the other door. If answer is No, go through that door.

>>556164330
refer to
>>556164470

You're asking if it knows that the door takes you to hell, as if it were a fact. The truthful bird is the only one that can tell you it doesn't.

>>556159064
/thread

>>556164408
Nah, you think the parrot will answer your question with a single word, but he could also answer each part of your qustion.

You have one single question for one bird, you are not allowed to ask both of them. You are a special kind of retard

>>556159064
When you're dead, you can't pass through doors.

You're fucking dead.

>>556164537
Dude, the fuck are you smoking?

god slayer mode: assuming good bird wnats me to go to heaven and bad bird wants me to go to hell.
"I want to go to Heaven, which door do I not go through?"
Truth bird will point to the door that leads to hell.
Since the lying bird wants me to go to hell, but must always lie he will also point me to the door that leads to Heaven because he wants me to go to hell but he must lie so he would tell me the opposite door of what he wanted me to go through.

>>556164714
but birds can speak

>>556157818

Bird solution: Ask the birds something to which there is some absolute truth AND to which you also know the answer, for example, "What is the answer to 2+2?"

The bird that always tells the truth will tell you: "4".
The bird that always lies will tell you an answer other than "4".

Dunno what mode this answers but here i go

Say to one bird I just went trough that door that leads heaven. If bird answers:"no you are still here and that door leads hell" take other door. If bird says: "that's right you're in heaven now" take other door

Trick question. It doesn't say you have to go to heaven. Just figure out which door goes there.

Go through any door. You'll know which door goes to heaven. Then you become God of whichever realm you entered.

>>556164537
Your point is wrong, shitposting wont make it right

>>556164595
You cant ask both parrots, you idiot read the riddle again

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>>556164694
This guy >>556164595 did a better job of explaining it than I did.


If you still don't get it I don't know what to tell you, but this is the accepted answer.

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Ask: which door am I going to take? One of the (invisible) birds will point at a door. Take the other one. You hereby paradoxally caused said bird to be the liar, whether he wants it or not (this is possible because he's invisible and we don't know who answered). Since the birds are aware of your goal, they know you'd go through the door that leads to heaven. Therefor, this "lying" bird must have been pointing to hell. So the other door is sage.

>>556157818
>God mode:
Ask the seeing bird: Imagine I would ask a parrot who always lies, what answer would he give me if I were to ask him which door leads to heaven?"

Then do the opposite

>>556164751
Why the fuck would either bird want you to do anything, you dumb motherfucker.

>>556164792
You don't ask both parrots in this scenario, you idiot read the explanation again.

>>556164595
Wait shit I just figured out I made a miss steak. Give me a few minutes to fix it.

>>556164792
You're asking one bird, retard, lrn2into reading.

>>556164789
/thread

>>556164792
Google the truth teller riddle. I literally copy pasta'd the solution thats in basically every explanation of it on the entire internet. You just don't understand it.

Open a door. God Slayer mode beaten.

>>556164714
>dis nigga don't know 'bout the soul
I would have a condescending picture for you, but I'm on my phone.

"If I asked the other guardian which door leads to heaven, what would he tell me?"
The door that the guardian specfies will be the one that leads to hell, so you know the other one leads to heaven.
This is because if you asked the guardian who tells the truth this question, he will tell the truth in that the other guardian will lie, and show you the door to hell. If you asked the guardian that always lies, he will lie by showing you the door to hell, because the other guardian would show you to door to heaven.

>"How do you figure out which door goes to heaven?"
Open one of the doors..
Seriously guys.

GOD MODE

If i asked you which door leads to heaven, which door wouldn't you point to me?

If it's the lie bird:

He would send me to hell normally, and the door that he doesn't point is heaven.

With this question, the right answer is "heaven", but since he lies, i would get "hell"

If it's the truth bird:

Obviously, "hell".

Did i win?

>>556159219
implying every human is in the made-up universe of Christianity.

>>556164856
It doesn't state it in the riddle. But if it did state what I am assuming I have solved god slayer mode.

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Open door on your left.

Two options :

>Pearly gates

>Fire and brimstone

If pearly gates, slam door and dive through other door head first at maximum possible acceleration because you are a dumb faggot for trying to overanalyze a riddle that's been answered a million times.

>B-but you can't do that!

It says nowhere in the riddle that you have to go through the door you open.

>>556164595

You are asking:
"When assessing the two statements 'You are the lying bird' and 'This door leads to heaven', in a true/false manner, are the answers the opposite of one another?"
There are 4 possibilities.
Liarbird, Door is Heaven
Both statements are True. Liar will say Yes (As in yes, the answers to those two statements are opposite).
Liarbird, Door is Hell
Statements are opposite. Liar will say No.
Truthbird, Door is Heaven
Statements are opposite. Truthbird says Yes.
Truth, Door is Hell
Both statements are False. Truthbird says Yes.
If answer is Yes, go through the other door. If answer is No, go through that door.

>>556164797
It is still wrong, because you dont know who is the liar and who tells the truth, therefore the whole scenario is pointless. This solution only works, if you can tell both birds a question, but that is against the rules.

> but this is the accepted answer.

Sure, the accepted answer of retards

>>556164778
You get 1 question to 1 bird you stupid fuck

>>556165032
"As soon as you open a door you're stuck with it."

>>556164946

GODMODE SOLVED
/thread

>>556164932
copy paste a false solution, i´m not surprised

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>>556165092
Without conditionals, you can't instantiate another bird to reflect off of.The only way to circumvent it is to force one of the birds into lying about a tautology to verify their answer. If one were to ask the an invariable liar if liars lie, they'd say no. It's a closed truth function, so you can verify its truth without testimony. From there, find a way to interpolate the nature of the indexed door ("this door," "that door") and you should be able to tell which door leads where.

Get it?

>>556157818
When assessing the two statements:

'You are the lying bird'

and

'This door leads to heaven',

in a true/false manner, are the answers the opposite of one another?"

If it's safe to assume that they are "good" and "bad" birds, considering it mentions that in the question, AND good birds go to/belong in/come from heaven (likewise bad birds go to/belong in/come from hell)... "Which door is your door?" should work for god slayer mode.

Walking towards randomly selected door turn back and say 'only faggots ask birds question yolo'
Happily ascend or descend with my choice

>>556164984

We should also just assume that the bird wants to suck your cock and make you a sandwich too, I guess. Right? Someone else already solved it without the dumb asshole assumptions.

>>556159583
You're retarded.
The birds don't have any moral values and don't give a shit...
Also, when you open a door, you're stuck with it... so doing this smart-ass act you've made up will just give you a 50/50 choice.

>>556165089
FUCK. AGAIN. This is why you don't copy paste in programming.

THE REAL EXPLANATION

You are asking:

"When assessing the two statements 'You are the lying bird' and 'This door leads to heaven', in a true/false manner, are the answers the opposite of one another?"

There are 4 possibilities.

Liar, Door is Heaven
Both statements are True. Liar will say Yes (As in yes, the answers to those two statements are opposite).

Liarbird, Door is Hell
Statements are opposite. Liar will say No.

Truthbird, Door is Heaven
Statements are opposite. Truthbird says Yes.

Truth, Door is Hell
Both statements are False. Truthbird says No.

If answer is No, go through the other door. If answer is Yes, go through that door.

>Ask one bird what 2+2 is.
>Ask the other which door leads to heaven.
>???
>Profit

>>556157818
Why the fuck do people actually try this? OP you probably don't even know the answer which makes this whole thread pointless.

>>556165180
>if liars lie

Yeah, if is not allowed you genius

"Michael Jackson is alive, which door leads to hell"
Only lying bird will answer go into door it says is hell

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>>556165089
>liar bird says yes, door is heaven
>go through the hell door
>mfw

>>556157818
if you are the lying bird, tell me the door to heaven, otherwise which is the door to hell? both birds will tell you door to hell

>>556165339
Here. >>556165263

The guy gave you a solution, don't be a tard.

>>556165325
>1 bird 1 question
>are you even trying

>>556159871
It clearly states "Once you open a door you must stick with it"..
Sorry, I know reading is hard.

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>>556165339
You're not actually asking if liars lie, don't skim the response.
That's part my way of dumbing it down for you.

>>556165191
Both birds attack, pecking your eyes and dick demanding you ask a less gay question

>>556158286
But it's stated that the lying bird is 'Bad' meaning it sympathizes with the side of Hell

>>556165246
where

>>556165409
Yeah, I fucked up. Here's the fixed version. >>556165263

>>556165180
>animu picture
>having to ask 2 questions
>if

>>556165483
kek

>>556157818
God mode

>say nothing to birds
>catch invisible birds
>cut them in half
>put two halves together to make a hole
>escape through said hole

>>556165563
Touhou picture, you're not asking two questions, the if isn't part of the question it becomes part of the answer.


I get it, it's complicated.

But from a mathematical perspective, this is the answer any expert will tell you because it solves the riddle.

>>556165325
Second bird replies
'faggot'

>>556165483
mad because it was literally that simple

confirmed god mode winner: "If someone came up and asked you which door led to heaven, what would you say?"

>>556165563
>>556165339
>If one were to ask if
If you asked if liars lie.

It's an example, not part of the solution.
The solution is here >>556163852
, you stupid chucklefucks.

>>556165684
>any expert will give you

top kek

Ask each bird "Is this a question?" The one that always lies will say no. Ask the bird that says yes which door leads to heaven. I am guessing I missed something though.

Too many fucking morons assuming that the bird lying is "bad" and that the truth telling bird is "good". Shiiiiit. That's some sick indoctrination right there....

>>556165823
Great gods successor
Another faggot with a superiority complex

>>556165896
You are fucking retarded. Read the goddamn picture again idiot.

>>556165871
I did not see the one question limit.

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>>556165862
>top kek

Is your response?

>>556165871
my god...

>>556165684
Touhou, anime, the same shit on diferent colors.
>any expert will tell you because it solves the riddle
heh

Fuck both birds and force my cock down their beaks and ask the liar whether it spits or swallows

walk into the left door

>>556165839
>implying the parrots know what a logical argument is
>implying parrots have a higher IQ then you

>>556166013
Are you reading the explanation or the actual solution?

>>556163852

>>556165862
He's right, tardino.

>>556165191
The birds are neither good or bad, nor do they go to heaven or hell. They exist to serve a function, and they will not die or go to an afterlife.

They would answer "Neither".

walk the dinosaur

>write heaven and hell on either door
>ask a bird which door is heaven and has heaven marked on it
>if they say neither go in the door you marked hell
>if they cant answer go in the door you marked hell
>if you get any other answer than these you know that the doors marked are correctly marked

>>556164595
It works but I don't like this answer. It's thinly veiled way to compress an infinite number of questions into a single question.

The generic form of that is:
What is the decimal representation of these boolen flags: A|B|C|...

Yours is simply where A = You are a liar and B = This door goes to heaven. If the answer is 0 go through other door. Of 1 go through other door.

It's a cop out answer.

NEWS FLASH: THE PICTURE SAYS THEY ARE GOOD AND BAD BIRDS

>>556157818
The bird on the right is fat. Fat = bad. The bird on the right is the bad bird. Ask skinny bird which door is heaven. Go with that door.

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>>556166083
You've just given up haven't you?

GOD SLAYER MODE

Have "do you tell the truth?" And "is this the heaven door?" The same answer to you?

Truthbird:

If you're pointing hell: no

If you're pointing heaven: yes

Liebird:

While pointing hell:

Do you tell the truth: yes
Is this heaven: yes

Result: no (he lies)

While pointing heaven:

Do you tell the truth: yes
Is this heaven: no

Result: yes (he lies)

Ho to the "yes" door. Win.

>>556166178
But it's the only way to solve it with a single question.

>>556166110
Ofcourse he is right, its the same solution I gave in the other thread, duh. You just solved it, because he gave the answer to you.

Boring ~

>>556165684
>you're not asking two questions
Your first inquiry was utilized to determine the nature of a bird. You would have to use a second inquiry to get any farther than that knowledge.

>the if becomes part of the answer
Using an "if" question (i.e. any question containing the word if) at any time voids the ruling of god slayer.

>Touhou picture
It's still japanese animation, a moving picture using japanese cultural techniques and stylization, ergo animu.

Tl;dr, you don't know shit about math, riddles, or what you're saying. Stop acting like you do.

>>556163062
>implying they both wont say yes

>>556166198
Good job (ID: LOQ9h0x6) you solved it!

>>556166171
/thread

>>556166313
>In this other thread I'm super smart, trust me guys!

>>556166198
>>556166378
Yes, very good job. You did indeed solve the riddle!

>>556163206
ONE FUCKING QUESTION motherfucker

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>>556166346
>Using an "if" question (i.e. any question containing the word if) at any time voids the ruling of god slayer.
There is no if question being used.

>>556166446
>>556166378
>>556166198

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 h8/8

>>556166446
>>556166378
>>556166198
Great work! Huzzah!

>>556166171
>literally had to invent a writing apparatus
kek

OP can this birds talk even if i dont make a question?

>>556166442
>i copied the solution from someone that already posted the right solution
>I´m smart guys- look I posted the solution
>I needed just 3 posts

top kek

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>>556164950

No you not

he will give you an answer of Hell or heaven but he wont mark which is the door

> if

>>556166539
>>556166446
>>556166378
>>556166198
Amazing! This is the first person to solve the riddle! (ID: LOQ9h0x6) should be praised for eternity!

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> Slayer Mode attempt

1. Ask 1 bird an question you know the answer to. Like "Is my name Roberta Paulsen?".

A) Bird says yes -> He is the liar. I can ask the other bird how do I go to hell.

B) Bird says no -> He is telling the thruth. I ask the other bird and do the opposite.

Caution: Do this only if your name isn't Roberta Paulsen.

Grab a bird and stuff it under a door for a few minutes. If when you pull the bird back through it comes out charred and hot then you know hell is on the other side. If (assuming heaven is opposite to hell in every way) it comes back cold or just not hot then you know heaven is on the other side.

FUCK QUESTIONS

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>>556166574
>spend 20 minutes arguing how the solution is incorrect
>get btfo
>pic related, it's you

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>>556166346
Except I didn't use an if question in the solution, and it's only one question being asked.
You're criticizing. the explanation of the answer, not the answer.

Have something western though, wouldn't want too much animu here would you?

>>556166559
say "this is the heaven door and this is the hell door" instead of writing it and then do it. same thing.