Large Penis Reaction Thread
How do girls react to your mega-dong /b/?
Some are just horrified at the thought of me stretching out their tight harry potters
They know I got enough to satisfy both
girls laughing at you
small dicks BTFO of the water
shock and awe, clearly they've never seen such a big dick before
she'll never recover from seeing that monster
any of you guys know how this feels? to be on top of the world?
anyone else have girls fighting over you and taking pictures of your junk?
yeah didnt think so
pinky fingers mean big dick, or so ive learned lol
OP is a glorious giant cocked god
they know the drill
showign big dick love
i call my junk pinky and the brain
The only conclusion I can make is that it's an adaptive defence mechanism to allow people to cope with deep insecurities, by being aroused about being humiliated, there's no longer fear of being humiliated.
That girl is like 12 what the fuck is her mother doing letting her omegle?
just realized OP stands for outstanding penis!
I thaught OP was serious
Im sorry for all your tiny dicks
im glad everyone is enjoying girls checking out my meatbat.
if you work hard, eat your vitamins and drink your milk maybe you will have a cock like mine one day!
even lesbians can't resist the big D
haha this thread is funny, showing tiny dick to people who expect the opposite
it's like watching the video from The Ring
This thread needs to be .
Or at least screen capped and edited together
>pinky and the brain
no good reaction pic tho
>it's like watching the video from The Ring
OP your comments are glorious
>pinky and the brain
tip top lel
And on the eighth day God made a penis so mighty, so veiny and heavy that even he could not lift it.
And lo he bestowed that cock onto me to share with my brethren
this thread made me realise that women are no princesses and deserve no mercy
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week, very nearly had to screencap this.
i wish you all had my cock and could see what its like to be so lucky
He was a Eurofag, humble mannered and made around 90k a year. Said black chick's reactions were the best. Had like 140 images or some shit.
This is how they react to mine anyway.
I'm able to have a full boner in public without anyone noticing. I call that boss mode
Someone needs to compile this glorious thread into an image.
how the fuck do you get so many females on omegle, op?
>able to have a full boner in public without anyone noticing
Actually envious of this
plenty of girls on omegle. you just have to have the right equipment.
if i had a small dick id never get this many to look
It's afraid...IT'S AFRAID!
I love when they stare deep into my peehole
answer: OP didn't
also, probably just lots of hours logged. If 1% of users are female, he'd only need to see about 2,000 users to get this many. Supposedly he had 140 images, so 14,000. But it's probably closer to 10%, right? So 1,400 maybe? at ~30 seconds each considering moving on at full speed from men. So 700 minutes, or like 11 1/2 hours.
>camera angle is everything on omegle. trust me.
I agree with this /b/ro
Mines 7.7 inches
dont try that jagging or whatever the fuck its called, apparently it damages your penis permanently
the thing where you stroke your penis upwards forcing blood towards the head, nothing worse than a damaged dick
just when they think my dick has all the answers, I change the questions!
Exactly. So we're all part nigger.
Meaning we all have part nigger dick.
Wow is that Masie Williams
im like 5'9
yeah it does help that im fairly short although i have wide shoulders and a wide body in general
dude im using a laptop, thats me lying on bed with my laptop on my thighs
it is true.
First, I have over 1500 images currently, not 140
Secondly these are not photoshopped or edited, they are real reactions.
Thirdly, my dick is fucking huge and I love it. And apparently so do all women.
oc on my /b/ ??
op is an actual hero, despite his midget penis.
also, is it possible for you to work up an stifler? i'm curious about how large dat lil' fucker is when hard
ah this old copy paste thread . all the newfags going for it . dam this summer
if its big, its still big. theyll be able to see it.
i 100% guarantee that men judge dicks far more than women, whether straight or gay, also i used to think my dick was small (ikr) until the first time i got head and she was in shock lol
i dont think itll do anything serious if you only did for a short time
>I'm able to have a full boner in public without anyone noticing. I call that boss mode
Jealous as fuck. You know how much time I could waste at work or in public by just thinking about fucking?
i told this slut to bow down to the big dick and show me those meat puppets.
alpha male, alpha cock
Im really into sph but I have an average dick, perhaps above ave thickness. All the sph porn seems to be targeted at guys with like 2" dicks though, so I cant relate
Ive never experienced it in my life either, except once briefly. It was pretty hot
i was the same, really thought i had a small dick and turned down head and sex all the way up until i was 17
then found out i was actually big and the confidence rose exponentially
I heard OP is actually Nigerian but works for the American NSA and CIA. He makes nearly $100 per year per year and lives in a van down by the river.
you have to become desensitized. its best left to professionals. Do you think you could handle all these girls seeing your dick and insulting it? All the while staying true to the "im a monster bchs u dnt know me" persona
Or could it be that OP is the same guy as last time and just has increased his screenshot folder since last time?
>pinky and the brain
That one ruined No-Fap July for me. She's too fucking hot.
my sister wears too much eye makeup. people think she's a whore
laughter truly is the best medicine
fucking this! yes.
OP is going to take a half hour break. if the thread is still going when I get back I will dump more.
The consequences will never be the same
>pinky and the brain
jesus fuck OP I've lost my sides
probably just retards who thought it would be funny and he'd fall for it