Large Penis Reaction Thread
How do girls react to your mega-dong /b/?
Some are just horrified at the thought of me stretching out their tight harry potters
They know I got enough to satisfy both
>>555998348
>>555998161
>>555997876
girls laughing at you
small dicks BTFO of the water
shock and awe, clearly they've never seen such a big dick before
>>555998161
>tight harry potters
Dear jesus
BAZINGA
she'll never recover from seeing that monster
any of you guys know how this feels? to be on top of the world?
anyone else have girls fighting over you and taking pictures of your junk?
yeah didnt think so
>>555997876
ITT: a creep creeps with his tiny dick
>>555999231
your dick is fucked up beyond belief and i cant comprehend why you would want to show it to people
This thread is gold man wtf
pinky fingers mean big dick, or so ive learned lol
This thread is the best.
>>555999552
Because it's fun?
Jesus, learn to have some self-distance
>>555999353
>>555999231
>>555999012
>>555998719
>>555998348
>>555998161
>>555997876
>id: Ok___Why
OP is a glorious giant cocked god
they know the drill
showign big dick love
>>555997876
Milhause is a meme.
Fuck this is too funny.
>>555997876
Haha yes, I agree
open that mouth for the mega dong
This whole thread is gold
>>555998348
>>555999353
>>555999639
It would seem these young ladies is telling you your cock is small.
Yes, i'm stating the obvious they're stating the obvious.
I can tell that magnificent schlong is making them all really wet!
i call my junk pinky and the brain
>>556000001
GOT
>>556000001
so close
sucks to be you
>>556000158
It's like a walnut with a Harry leather pouch...
>>555999639
That look of pity
>>555997876
I don't get the humiliation thing and why anyone would find it arousing
More!More!
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
epic bread
>>556000158
those are wrinkliest balls I've ever seen
>>556000001
So close....
>>556000158
mother and daughter
>>556000001
>couldn't get get
how pathetic
>>556000001
Well, that's dissapointing...
this thread is full of win.
>>556000671
The only conclusion I can make is that it's an adaptive defence mechanism to allow people to cope with deep insecurities, by being aroused about being humiliated, there's no longer fear of being humiliated.
>>556000493
OP is a fucking God.
>>556000001
It's okay suicide is always an answer
>556000000
i got these girls overheated
>>556000001
not as funny as your almost get
OP, you're cheating. It's not even hard.
>>556000158
That girl is like 12 what the fuck is her mother doing letting her omegle?
>>556000608
>>555997876
why am I reading OPs comments in the Ice Kings voice?
God I hate having a tiny penis
>>556000001
>>556000000
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
just realized OP stands for outstanding penis!
thanks friends
I thaught OP was serious
Im sorry for all your tiny dicks
>>556000000
my sides
>pinky and the brain
>>556000001
lol, too bad dude
>>555997876
>>555998161
>>555998348
You know what mate, you made me smile today, I like people that don't take life so serious. would suck/10
Ha op
>556000000
>>556000991
Seriously what the fuck is up with that dick.
>>556000608
i almost died
>556000000
>>556000158
>>556000001
>>556000000
>>556000991
They're all so impressed and it isn't even hard, right?
If I had a smaller dick I'd do this shit all day.
>has a boner
>about to jerk off
Moar OP.
>>556000001
lol, too bad dude
"Error: You must wait 4 minutes 51 seconds before posting a duplicate reply."
Edit: You forgot to type in the captcha
for fucks sake
im glad everyone is enjoying girls checking out my meatbat.
if you work hard, eat your vitamins and drink your milk maybe you will have a cock like mine one day!
best thread of the day award!
>>555999012
Her face!
>>556001009
No need to be.
>>556001236
I'll be sure not to do that.
This thread is glorious.
>>556001236
>meatbat
even lesbians can't resist the big D
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
this thread makes me feel so much better about myself
>>556000001
u get niggers, sry bro
haha this thread is funny, showing tiny dick to people who expect the opposite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s71DWDeyyic
>>556000493
>>556000001
>>556000000
Niggers coming your way son
it's like watching the video from The Ring
>>556001236
This thread needs to be .
Or at least screen capped and edited together
>>556001236
you are a god amongst men
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
lost it
no good reaction pic tho
>>556000001
Not as funny as your fuck up.
>>556001572
>it's like watching the video from The Ring
OP your comments are glorious
>>556001495
Hmm...
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
tip top lel
>>556001236
You can't be the original owner of these pics. I remember that anon. He didn't act like how you are acting now
And on the eighth day God made a penis so mighty, so veiny and heavy that even he could not lift it.
And lo he bestowed that cock onto me to share with my brethren
Someone screencap this.
this thread made me realise that women are no princesses and deserve no mercy
thanks op
>>556001736
there's is always an asshole
>>556001950
Just wait till you meet the feminists
>>556000493
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week, very nearly had to screencap this.
i wish you all had my cock and could see what its like to be so lucky
>>556002062
Kek'd
>>556002064
Nigga what's wrong with your sack
Looks like one of them face huggers from alien is crawling around in there
>>556000000
>>556001736
He was a Eurofag, humble mannered and made around 90k a year. Said black chick's reactions were the best. Had like 140 images or some shit.
pinkies out, good etiquette
>>556002062
>>555997876
This is how they react to mine anyway.
>pic related
>>556000493
You genius bastard, halfway through the thread and I already love you.
>>555997876
thats not a mega-dong
didn't capture my own stream
>>556002315
>inb4 its the same dick after it gone hard
>>556002315
>to mine
lol
I'm able to have a full boner in public without anyone noticing. I call that boss mode
>>556000000
>>556001594
This.
Someone needs to compile this glorious thread into an image.
>>556002315
Jesus, I bet girls just sit there and laugh, I bet you wish you had a dick like OP's everyday
>>556002315
wow, must be tough being that small, maybe OP could give you a leeson or two on how to improve it
>>556002447
Hey! Its crawling inside even deeper!
>>555999012
Holy shit I think I know her.
how the fuck do you get so many females on omegle, op?
>>556002404
dont be jelly faggot
>>556002391
10/10 lost it
top lel
>boss mode
I love you !
she's all cock-eyed
>>556001834
This face will haunt my nightmares
>>556002484
its true... :(
>>556002491
i wish i had the same supplements as OP
>>556002613
that is a very good question anon
all I see are copy paste dudes wanking it
>>556002391
this
top kek
even mine is bigger then ops and it's pretty small
donkey face
>>556002613
OP isn't the dude in the images, but he spends a LOOOT of time on it
>>555999354
Thank you Captain Obvious
>>555999012
should get a banner for 4chan
>>556002315
how is your dick this size?
>>556002613
answer it OP
>>556000000
>>556002613
>inb4 photoshop
>>556002315
tiny dick bitch, just become a sissy bitch or kill yourself
>>556000158
The mother looks horrified, but the daughter's look...
>>555997876
Actually they are only disgusted looking because you are uncut
>>556002447
>able to have a full boner in public without anyone noticing
Actually envious of this
>>555999936
Milhouse will never be a fucking meme.
>>556002978
it's actually between 7.5 - 8 inches
but some girls have guessed 10+
camera angle is everything on omegle. trust me.
plenty of girls on omegle. you just have to have the right equipment.
if i had a small dick id never get this many to look
>>555998161
It's afraid...IT'S AFRAID!
>>556003074
u mad bro?
>>556003194
>it's actually between 7.5 - 8 inches
thats still big
do you have lucky genetics or take supplements or what?
Hey OP you're a grower not a shower, right? Mine is like that soft but comfortably above average when hard. Rock on, man.
I love when they stare deep into my peehole
>>556003303
He has black ancestors
>>556002447
pic of boner?
>>556003303
natural
i dont think there actually are dick enhancing supplements
if there are, all the ones ive heard of are just bullshit or placebos
>>556003265
My fiance's bachelorette party is coming up and she wants the juiciest meatiest cock that I can't provide. Are you available for hire?
>>556003407
It's growing it's own set of hair on it's head.
Now it just needs a fedora
>>556003424
hell no.
fucking 100% white boy, no nigger blood in me
>>556003002
answer: OP didn't
also, probably just lots of hours logged. If 1% of users are female, he'd only need to see about 2,000 users to get this many. Supposedly he had 140 images, so 14,000. But it's probably closer to 10%, right? So 1,400 maybe? at ~30 seconds each considering moving on at full speed from men. So 700 minutes, or like 11 1/2 hours.
why so sad?
>>556003581
because they'll never get it
>>556003450
damn you're lucky
yea idk if any such supplements exists and even if penis engagement exercises work
OP obvioulsy can fuck a whole no normal man can...
He can do the bellybutton job
How does it feel, OP?
>>556000000
>>556003552
how tall are you? my dick is bigger i think it's because im 6 ft tall i cant get that angle. also im on a laptop and dont have a desk.
>>556003424
So does everyone.
>>556000000
>>556003194
>camera angle is everything on omegle. trust me.
I agree with this /b/ro
Mines 7.7 inches
>>556003627
oopps
hole*
my bad
>>556003619
dont try that jagging or whatever the fuck its called, apparently it damages your penis permanently
the thing where you stroke your penis upwards forcing blood towards the head, nothing worse than a damaged dick
>>556002613
By either spending hours on it
Or Photoshopping his junk into reactions on the bottom
just when they think my dick has all the answers, I change the questions!
>>556003661
Imagine having an 8 inch dick but being 6'6.
Mine looks average as fuck.
>>556003752
> jagging
Top fucking kek i lost it
>>556003665
Exactly. So we're all part nigger.
Meaning we all have part nigger dick.
>>556003713
>>555998467
we should use these as ammo to combat against fat acceptance "real men love every curve" or whatever. Take these and add "real women love every inch"
>>555999012
Wow is that Masie Williams
>>556003859
Just gonna leave this here
>>556003919
>>555999353
girls may care about that shit op, but i dont, i would not want this earth to be without you.
>>556003752
i actually tried that weeks ago but stopped, i hope my dick isn't damaged
>>556003661
im like 5'9
yeah it does help that im fairly short although i have wide shoulders and a wide body in general
dude im using a laptop, thats me lying on bed with my laptop on my thighs
>>556003713
it is true.
>>556003964
First, I have over 1500 images currently, not 140
Secondly these are not photoshopped or edited, they are real reactions.
Thirdly, my dick is fucking huge and I love it. And apparently so do all women.
oc on my /b/ ??
op is an actual hero, despite his midget penis.
also, is it possible for you to work up an stifler? i'm curious about how large dat lil' fucker is when hard
>>556004040
>>556000000
>>556003950
haha, she seems sad
ah this old copy paste thread . all the newfags going for it . dam this summer
>>556004105
>>556000493
lost it
>>556004152
>>556003950
>dat filename
Jabba the slut was unimpressed
If that's large then i'm a fucking colossus.
>>556003950
Nice filename
>>556004204
>>556003797
if its big, its still big. theyll be able to see it.
i 100% guarantee that men judge dicks far more than women, whether straight or gay, also i used to think my dick was small (ikr) until the first time i got head and she was in shock lol
>>556003801
:)
>>556003996
i dont think itll do anything serious if you only did for a short time
>>556004267
>>556000862
welcome to the future of degeneracy. Socially accepted nationwide thanks to lefties.
>>556004212
god damn i spit my cereal all over my keyboard
>>556004212
>Jabba the slut
keked
>>556004314
>>556002447
>I'm able to have a full boner in public without anyone noticing. I call that boss mode
Jealous as fuck. You know how much time I could waste at work or in public by just thinking about fucking?
i told this slut to bow down to the big dick and show me those meat puppets.
alpha male, alpha cock
>>556004212
>Jabba the Slut
Fucking lost it
>>556003950
I've been looking for this one.
>dat change
>>556004290
Yeah I always feel like it's small, but even chicks who hate me don't say it's small.
>>556000000
>>556002234
Yeah, that's the guy. This op is just an imposter. Wasn't that anon going to an hero after that thread? I wonder if he went through with it
Im really into sph but I have an average dick, perhaps above ave thickness. All the sph porn seems to be targeted at guys with like 2" dicks though, so I cant relate
Ive never experienced it in my life either, except once briefly. It was pretty hot
>>556004383
think hes hard in this one lol
>>556004383
Everyone bow! Our master has risen!
>>556000158
incest is best
>>556004383
perhaps put you nutz back inside and keep ya noddle there so maybe more bitches pull out tits
>>556004267
hahahaha
>>556004267
>>556004204
>>556004152
>>556004105
>>556004040
>>556003964
Thread was funny, but this old shit messed it all up for me.
>>556004417
i was the same, really thought i had a small dick and turned down head and sex all the way up until i was 17
then found out i was actually big and the confidence rose exponentially
I heard OP is actually Nigerian but works for the American NSA and CIA. He makes nearly $100 per year per year and lives in a van down by the river.
>>556003950
sauce?
>>556002613
you have to become desensitized. its best left to professionals. Do you think you could handle all these girls seeing your dick and insulting it? All the while staying true to the "im a monster bchs u dnt know me" persona
>>556004650
that's the whole vid
>>556004649
>CIA
You don't think...
>>556004383
anyone have this one, just a face drawn on dick
>>555997876
joke's on these girls this guy is getting sph for free
Or could it be that OP is the same guy as last time and just has increased his screenshot folder since last time?
>>556004267
I dont even care about the dogbeating, I am just watching that pic of her... anyone got the real gif where I can see her rubbing her cunt?
>>556004708
>>556004708
yea actually found it on the site of no moms
real shame
>>556004686
Looks like this girl is jerking herself off.
>>556004756
Bane?
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
>>556001950
Its because skin on man is joke
Skin is on woman no joke
>>555999353
>women
>taking a picture with their phone instead of SS
>>556000671
He doesn't find it arousing. Otherwise, he'd have a boner. He's just laughing at himself.
>>556003194
>camera angle is everything on omegle. trust me.
fuckin this i make my dick bigger on omegle than it actually is
>>556004267
That one ruined No-Fap July for me. She's too fucking hot.
my sister wears too much eye makeup. people think she's a whore
>>556000000
>>556004980
I make my dick bigger by having an erection
>>556005052
your sister is iggy azalea?
>>556000158
how does it keep getting smaller?
>>556004869
huehue
four eyes, one huge dong
>>556003950
I'd like to see Tumblr react to her being raped.
>>556003282
LMFAO
God bless you.
>>556004571
>>556004597
>>556004858
>>556004982
>>556005175
OP is gold, keep 'em coming (if you get my meaning)
(I mean making all the girls come, OP)
>>556005327
laughter truly is the best medicine
>>556005175
>Four eyes, one huge dong
>>556004491
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>556003713
>7.7
who the fuck measures like that?
7-5/8 or 7-3/4 fucking moran
>>556005457
lmfao
This thead god damn. It is the best.
>>556003868
fucking this! yes.
>>556005327
>>556005384
JESUS CHRIST WHY
STOP POSTING THIS SICK SHIT
>>556005582
>moran
lost my shit
>>556004383
Cock looks like ET
>>556005327
>>556005384
aww thanks :)
>>556005716
he's trying to phone home
>>556001236
it would have to shrink quite a bit to have a cock like your dude.
>>556005582
>fucking moran
OP is going to take a half hour break. if the thread is still going when I get back I will dump more.
The consequences will never be the same
>>556005384
>>556003784
My sides
>>556000000
Newsflash! Your dick is small bro, ever noticed it?
I like how he purposely makes it smaller by having his pants on
Someone says man got small cock, no one cares
Someone says a woman is fat, got small boobs, even if one says a woman is ugly is worse. And then, expect a shitstorm.
>>556005582
I don't know, its 19.5cm you acoustic nigger
>>556003950
moar ?
>>556005885
Leave doge alone!
>>555999231
The one on the right looks like she would suck it
>>556000001
what a faggot
>>556002702
she looks genuinely interested
>>555997876
>large
That's the smallest fucking thing i've ever seen
Top fucking kek
>>556003868
you magnificent bastard
>>556005582
>fucking moran
>>556005949
Shhhhhhh. Your summer is showing
>>556005660
>not getting aroused by it
>>556006219
Did you read the fucking thread?
Holy fuck the cancer
>>556000881
jesus christ now im doing it
>>556006252
mine is 7,5. Thought you might wanted to know.
>>556006252
Fucking shit man the FBI are coming you're getting v&ed!
>>556006219
kill yourself
>>556006252
Dude i shit you not. Fbi is headed your way right fucking now!
>>556001236
So in other words be lazy, don't take vitamins and fuck drinking milk unless you want an innie for a cock?
>>556006039
>Leave doge alone!
>>556006252
oh fuck the feds are coming for you and the party van
>>556006252
Watch out man, the feds are on their way
>>556006252
better microwave your HDD brah
>>556006252
Anon gtfo off 4chan, burn ur pc, the fbi will be there soon
>>556002315
Not that big. Faggot just took the pic at a good angle and thinks he is alpha.
>>555999353
Fucking priceless
>>556005582
>>556000493
>pinky and the brain
jesus fuck OP I've lost my sides
>>556006252
What the fuck is with the FBI party van comments?
>>556006252
dude ure fucked, better go to mexico
>>556006252
the fbi are coming for you nigga
>>556006750
Probably another thread with one of those
>When this post happens, say this will happen [Insert post number]
>>556006750
probably just retards who thought it would be funny and he'd fall for it
>>556005582
Use your brains, morans.
>>556006864
My best guess
>>556005582
>fucking moran
also
>google images fucking moran
>fap
thank me later
>>555999231
looks like my dick on an 8ball of fish scale
>>556006496
>>556006521
>>556006580
>>556006582
>>556006639
>>556006682
what is happening i dont understand. are you all retarded?
>>556006750
The feds just got word of that anon like 5 mins ago /b/ro shits going down.iTS HABBENING
>>556006252
lol u ded nigga u ded