Draw Thread: Rectal Rustle Edition
You're right. I should have made a move back then but my fear got the best of me. Im not ready to give up though. If i must fight for her, then by gods, I will!
You can't. It is too late, they are married. I know, I was at the wedding. There's probably even a baby on the way.
You lost Bobby. You lost. You are the loser. It's over. Get over it.
>inb4 you called this out
>inb4 ass spelunkered
>inb4 anal prolapse from laughing
too LATE WE GATHER HERE TODAY FOR YOU TWO TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER
Marriage means shit in the real world but we act as it meant something. So if the drawniverse makes no sense then the logic thing would be that here marriage is sacred but they act like it means shit.
Marc, you look beautiful in that dress
>not even marc
>I only exist.
Try again I can just be nope.
I said it was a ruse.
Thank god it isn't blue.
i regret EVERYTHING
MAY YOU TWO BE WED TOGETHER FOREVER THE END YOU TWO ARE HOLY WED
damnit , why do i have to leave just as you show up
fucking timezone mang.
OH OOPS MARC IS DEAD.
It means I knew it was bullshit from the start.
TOO LATE HE IS DEAD.
OOOOPPPPSSSSSY FUCKING DAISY.
LIST THE BLUES.
Silvan. You're not thinking straight, dude. I understand that you really like her, but right now you're causing her stress and making her upset by picking a fight with me. I've been through some serious stuff with her and I'm not about to let you mess this up for me. I'd like to get through this without it erupting in another altercation. I'm asking you as a man to another man. Move. On.
Doll, it's all gonna be okay...
professor is that
it's been 3 years man
too late you married before you died
YOU REGRET NOT DOING THIS SOONER
YES MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE, THANK YOU SO MUCH
WHO EVER SAID I WASN'T INTO NECROPHILIA?!
IT'S WONDERFUL RIGHT?!
Did I ever say he wasn't.
Chris 2.0 shut up.
JUST FUCKING HIT HIM LIKE JERRY SPRINGER.
ALREADY MARRIED, TOO LATE, NO RING NO MARRIAGE.
im leaving woah what
Add a top hat to that shark!
I'm not Tohma, you double nigger.
OH CLUE I DIDNT KNOW ANYONE CARED SO MUCH
I PROMISE I'LL MAKE A GOOD HUSBANDO
>can't be a faggot and smart
I'm done marc is never getting dawn
Alright...I dont want to see Lindy cry. I'll drop it.
I am now ready to swim the waters, with class, anything else?
>I expect NOTHING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH. :)
>being this new.
Man do I think I care.
I PROMISE I'LL BE THE PERFECT WAIFU
BUT YOU'RE MARRIED WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE MARC!
FUCK, YOU LITERALLY CAUGHT ME MINUTES FROM LEAVING TO GO TO BED.
Dude, I promised you that, and I will fucking deliver this time. Any email I can send it to?
Classy as fuck, anon.
doesn't mean you've been keeping up with the threads.
>tfw anon is this obsessed
>tfw you know nothing about my sexual preferences
>tfw you are the biggest faggot in this room
If you want to impress me, you're doing it wrong. 1/10 made me respond.
Good on you, man. I'm sure you'll find someone. We haven't really been properly introduced either. I'm Harvey. Most people call me Bagman.
I love you sexually though..... can we at least be friends non-sexually?
WHERE'S YOU'RE OC AT MARC?
>i said i'm not "new"
do you even 2008?
of course i don't.how could one keep up with this shit?
interesting how you come up everytime someone calls you out.or when heaven starts going into defense in an aggressive manner like last thread.
you are a bisexual faggot and you crave the cock.easy.lately you've also started saying faggot more to distract from yourself.
impressing a turd...oh good god
this one I can do
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DROP IT?
SHE'S THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, FIGHT FOR HER!
DONT GO SOFT ON THIS KID HE'S GOING TO STEAL YOUR BITCH, GO OVER THERE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
You get more kawaii every day and im guessing you dont even know it. Pretty soon you will look like this permanently.
Have you ever seen a cat's tongue.
I eat my friends.
Are you okay with cannibalism?
Can I touch your tongue.
She needs a moment.
I am in charge of her fate.
Every single drawfag.
make in with me.
THE FUCK BRUH WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULE
I'ma take one request before bedtime! Throw them at me, I'll pick the best!
She can take as much time as she needs.
>Oi..... I hate seeing her cry.
shrek & Fiona swamp asshole
Have you seen a mushroom called cats tongue? And there's a flower that looks like a kitty's ear!
you can't even kill a rape.
Would somebody be able to do the linework or color this for me? It would mean alot
I hope that's a good thing! I like my hat!
I am Lina!
I love you guys. How are you all?
I want to get extremely drunk and beat the shit out of you and then force you to make me dinner. And then, not eat the dinner under the pretense that it is AIDS infested because you cooked it. Then beat you some more.
no pls dont cry. im sorry
I-Im silvan. I've been here for a while, back before October of 2012, and on and off after that
Rape cannot be killed.
But everything else can.
I don't see a single attractive female in this place. Except for Classi. But I already raped her. It would be repetitive and boring.
But I guess I could sodomize the next thing I see.
.. And you are?..
Shut up Steve.
You got fat and ugly. Bet you are ghey too.
its almost like you want to make me your bitch :0
beat me into submission
did anything cool today?
>implying i wasnt always fat an ugly
>implying i wasnt always ghey
where have you been man?
lol. what don't you?
to be honest. you'd make just as good of a pyro as I would. you'd be the only one I'd give the title to
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING. FIGHT THIS GUY. GET YOUR GIRL BACK. YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE PUSS RIGHT NOW. STAND THE FUCK UP AND BE A MAN.
i won't be able to get it done right now because roomates but i will finish if you want send an ask to my blog and i'll send the links to you when i finish dude it's http://marsomarvelous.tumblr.com/
i love starbound and i'll find a better reference of this race so the colors and shading look better also dude
Somebody should do me a favor and draw me a naked boy beside a clothed girl
Corvi killed me.
And what about you other than completely losing your only chance with your crush in a mildly hilarious way?
Stop duplicating yourself.
You are not Cancer. She's dead.
You look nothing like Cancer!
She's a cute innocent little girl, you are not cute at all.
You look like a.. like a.. Like a bucket on flames or something.
Shut up Steve. Don't make me hurt you.
I can only exist bucko
Also Corvi and I had a chat about you darlin.
So....um...its been a while...What are you guys up to?
Time to do a random cavity search.
if anyone tells you to be a man. tell them to fuck off. you dont need no stupid gender roles.
sorry ruby. youre cool. I just need to destroy the "be a man" concept.
plenty of people would. but since its totally not innovative, I would only stomp if I knew you personally.
I got 6000 angry hornets with your names on 'em you sacks of shit.
You must be a few rounds short of a magazine if you're seriously considering this. What did I JUST say?
Are you... Feeling alright? Or were you not trying?
Rocky you should be going in the access ways for the robots. Not where the people go.
what happened all of a sudden?
lol good joke anon
discrimination is not okay
say thanks tera
alright dude it's on my phone i'll add you in the morning
actually, i've just been itching to fight. not even about Lindy, just a skirmish.
It's nothing personal, best way to learn to fight is spectate..I've seen you defeat multiple opponents, 'Baggie'~
I am a neutral party in this skirmish, please make it exciting!
Oh no, I hate seeing her cry :( cheer her up. she can't handle anything because girls are weak.
What a freak. Man up. Don't you know that you're supposed to be invincible?
everyone thanks you tera
tera is great
You plot against me with the enemy!
Tell me where she is or I'll make you regret the day you were born!
Long time no see, you cheap and obviously inferior tincan prototype.
How are things going for you?
Stay right there I'm going to slap you in a moment.
Not my fault you look like a bucket.
You still don't look like Cancer to me.
You're serious. You are actually serious. Even if the fight isn't about Lindy, you think she's gonna like it if we start beating the crap out of each other while she's bawling her eyes out?
You DO NOT call me that.
You know I'm correct.
Thank you Tera. Thanks lolianon
I wasn't Born, I exist.
I can plot and create ploys til the end of days against you.
someone else then?
hey zander, you're fun to draw. Lets skirmish
>best way to learn to fight is spectate
tohma confirmed for retard
/r/ing some shitty homestuck guy doing a backflip and sticking his dick is something
not sure if its a gif or not but it sound funny as fuck
it doesn't matter what it looks like as long as its faggoty and reminds you of homestuck