rekt thread

>>555811252
w-why would someone draw that?

>>555811252
Shenzi is a female, why does she have a penis?

>>555811736
hyena

>>555811736
>female hyenas are not like other females

>>555811736
>everything has a penis on /b/

>>555811884
>>555811907
Female hyenas have penises? Why?

>>555811252
my childhood. op you.. awesome faggot.

>>555812069
Not penises. I don't feel like looking up pics. If you want to know the details, google it.

>>555811252
bumpin

>>555812069
It's called a pseudo-penis and it's actually their clitoris.

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Am I doing it right?

>>555813449
some anon said that she dyed

>>555813687
I would say that a candle could have stabbed her brain through her eye, but she didn't hit any candles, so she's fine.

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>>555813687
It's possible, depending on how her nose was impacted.

>>555814006
lol

>>555811652
Yeah, they're pretty fucked. At least the pilot below is... getting on an emergency chute is a bitch in high-g.

>>555814134
I'm pretty sure everybody survived

>>555814134
Everyone survived. One pilot jumped out and parachuted to saftey. The other landed his plane.

>>555812812
i need some context here

>>555811736
I didn't even realize there was raping. I saw only the blood. Now I'm aroused.

>>555814006
Bitch ain't even wearing a seatbelt.

>>555813687
Because we all know how reliable that anon guy is right?

>>555814006
Bitch flew right into the windshield. Dain bramaged.

>>555812342
In mammals, all intact developmentally typical males have a penis, but the clitoris in the females of the following species is sufficiently enlarged that it is usually termed a pseudo-penis: spotted hyena,[1] squirrel monkey,[citation needed] lemur,[2] juvenile fossa[3] and binturong.

I'm very surprised the artist was this dedicated to anatomical realism.

>>555814392
considering that it was a stunt set up, it's likely they were all wearing chutes.

Feels for that pilot tho, even a dinky little prop plane isn't cheap.

bamp

WORST REKT THREAD EVER.

NOT 1 SINGLE DEATH YET, let's change this.

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>>555815346

>>555815475
TY based anon

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>>555815475

>>555811252
kinda hate myself for masturbating to this

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>>555815718

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>>555811461
Because there are actually people who jerk it to that shit.

>>555811813
>It knocked his shoes off

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>>555815959

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>>555816135

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>>555815346
>complains about lack of contenet
>doesn't contribute

>>555816135
fucking niggers can't stomp shit

>>555816135
these kind of things makes me wet.

I'm sick

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>>555816326

this is a shotgun suicide before some phaggot asks

>>555816474
Are you fucking retarded?
>>555815346
>>555815475

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>>555816474

You blind nigga, Ctrl + F then paste "iWtt2gdp"

>>555816928
or just click on your ID you dumb fuck

>>555816790
this makes me mad not because of the nigger stomping that bitch but because whoever made the webm cropped out the leadup where the bitch was being an obnoxious cunt and screaming at them. nigger was entirely in the right

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>>555816928

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not rekt. is funny

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>>555816551

>>555816790
Niggers are such animals. 12 percent of the population and responsible for most of the hate crimes. In the us.

>>555815052
OK, but why does she have balls, then?

>>555817026
>nigger was entirely in the right

There's a phrase you don't see very often. But yes the nigger had every right.

>>555817194
see
>>555817026

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>>555817178

>>555817194
That fag had it coming, though.

>>555815052
seriously, as sick as it is, cudos to the artist.
>7/10/2014
>the day i learned science from a rule 34
>nevar forget

>>555811652
they should have jumped as soon as the saw the second plane

>>555816474
fake

>>555816474
I still want to know why those fans just stopped right in the middle of the fucking Highway.

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>>555817376

>>555812812
Sauce on this if you please good sir

>>555817240
The labia of female hyenas form a pseudo-scrotum.

>>555811652
watch the video guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY

>>555811736

It's a trap.

>>555811252
>childhood ruined

>>555818114
LOL?

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>>555816474
What a waste! Did not stick the landing. And what do the judges think?
7
6.5
Nigger

>>555818114
"woops"

>>555815959
He survived, the others did not.

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contribootin

>>555818251
He was sleepwalking.

>>555818757
dude the survived nigga's side gallop game must've been mastered to be able to do that

>>555815970
i suppose that explains its high definition size

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>>555815617
Ill take out the swat with my civil war musket..

>>555814006
What the fuck was up with her, she wasn't distracted or anything dis bitch suicidal?

>>555819670
ill miss you otto

>>555819507
Now why the fuck would someone do that

>>555818080
Oh shit is this real, lmao

>>555811652
Everyone survived. 2 sec search

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unf unf unf

>>555816043
Badass

>>555819796
It works in GTA V, so why not?

>>555813475
i like how the two females didnt react until it was over while the male was already jumping back

>>555820310
head is like a pinball
>she scored of scored higher

>>555820401
ayy lmao

>>555818772
no way

>>555818450
He burned

They learned

>>555820903
Made me kek

>>555820724

>Was eating pancakes
>See pancake man
>Toast to him with coffee

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i fuckin love these threads

>>555813475
>>555820568
My gf broke up with me when she found this one on my laptop. We almost got smashed by a drunk driver a few years back. Me and my buddy jumped back and the side mirror ripped her purse right off her shoulder, and she got pissed at me for "not pulling her back." I guess I just assumed that she WASN'T stupid enough to STAND THERE AND FUCKING WATCH as that dick careened towards us. She also got mad at me when I cooked for her because it meant I was trying to "make her feel helpless" and got utterly furious when I so much as implied that she should cook because she didn't believe that women should learn "traditional skills because it's demeaning."

Still not sure why I ever bothered with her....

>>555820978
Yeah he was some college student. I think he had hurt himself before a few times on stairs too.

>>555821351
wow she sounds like a cunt, at least shes not around in your life anymore

>>555811652
Happened to me in gta v. i survived bruh

>>555821635
That's sick as fuck man

>>555821351
Was she hot?

>>555811736
that wasn't Shenzi

>>555821635
REKT!!

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>>555811252

>>555821635
So Hardcoree

>>555821716
Not anymore. Her hang-ups about cooking resulted in a lot of Arby's.

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>>555820250
at least he looked cool

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>>555822268
Natural selection is a beautiful thing, folks.

>>555821458
Did he dead?

>>555822081
When people are flying out like this. Is it because they are not wearing the safety belt?

>>555821635
Did you died

>>555822446
I wonder what was going through the mind of the first person to roll the kid over.
How the second truck didn't see him on the floor confuses me.

>>555822658
car was nearly obliterated
not much a safety belt can do when you're hauling ass

>>555823004
It was a baby girl and in china. They didn't give any fucks.

>>555823004
china is a shitty place man
filled to the brim with shittier people than niggers
at least a nigger can give a fuck about something

>>555813065
That defender man
Thats a true soccer player

>>555823004
Making sure the little fucker was dead, perhaps. Maybe it was supposed to be a mercy-kill. Maybe he just doesn't like to see a job unfinished.

We will never know.

>>555811736
female hyenas have pseudo-penises
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis

>>555822268
>>555822446

Wow china just does not give a fuck

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Gaza victim

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>>555816790
can i get some sauce on this?

need to investigate further.

>>555811461
Because he wants to fuck fags like you

>>555821351
Meh, was in it with a similar girl, same thought.

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>>555823369
What do you expect from a bunch of savages who grind up dehydrated fetuses to use as aphrodisiacs or make soup out of fresh ones?

(Just ignore that Seoul thing - they ALL do it)

>>555823189
>>555823234
parents probably violated their one child policy with a baby gril and set this up.

>>555814623
>>555817626
From the movie "Dogtooth"

Some guy enclosed his entire family (2 daughters one son) with a huge fence and lets them grow up in a fantasy world constantly enforcing the part of the fantasy where they die if they walk outside the fence.

It's a weird, cool movie.

>>555823895
I remember that. Made me laugh a shot of Bacardi 151 into my sinuses. Now THAT'S pain, homie.

>>555823415
"Can you save him?"

>>555824305
We can... with SCIENCE

>>555813065
Brazil could have used him.

>>555821401
fuark das badass

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>>555811252
GIF related

>>555824603

>WASTED.
>Not FATALITY.

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>>555824425
>360noscope.gif

>>555815617
Context?

>>555824362
"We can rebuild him, we have the technology!"

Seriously though, what was the point of scooping all that gunk up? Surely there must have been someone around that could've used that stretcher more?

>>555819674
link to video? I don't think i've seen that angle before

>>555824603
GAT DAYUM!

>>555816790
anyone got a link to the full video?

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>>555824425
>filename

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>>555823895

>>555816790
Im curious now. im going to have to find the source.

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>>555811634
U wot m8?

>>555825203
>>555825230
It's called Google, motherfuckers. Goddamn, every time....

>>555823189
yeah think so too, they think one mouth less to eat in their shitty city

>>555819670
fake

>>555823189
its a baby girl but in a baby world

>>555825725
Hard to tell where the victim is when it's pigs vs. chimps.

>>555824603

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjqc5t8BQoI

Red: If you get my cellphone one more time...
Blue: Are you crazy?
Red: I'm already tired.
Blue: ...of a bitch. You son of a bitch.

>>555823415
looks like chicken wings

>>555824425
that guy is a fucking legend

>>555825954
chimp missed every shot if I remember correctly

>>555825976
gracias

>>555826413
I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES!

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>>555826004
>that camera flash

>>555826425
Maricón

>>555826627
lulz

>>555812094
>GOT MILK ?

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>>555823415
mudslimes and jews killing each other, now this is a conflict we can all enjoy

>>555826440

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

>>555826440
why? when?

>>555825447
tried to use it, getting nothing

>>555812069
They're feminazis.

>>555826849
First try. What's your excuse?

http://thegavoice.com/trans-woman-brutally-attacked-little-five-points/

>>555826849
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tonymerevick/graphic-video-shows-brutal-attack-in-atlanta

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>>555826774
wrong pic

>>555816835
politician from Mexico

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Kid's butthole is rekt.

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>>555825447

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4a2_1404941379

>>555827551
lol

Gang rAPE

>>555827551
Is this a hate crime?

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What does /b/ think of this?

>>555827789
I think I need more popcorn for this show.

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>>555818450
source? i wanna see how he looks like now

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>>555827948

>>555811252
p..p...please tell me this is one of a series?!?!?

>>555818080
edgy fucker

>>555827623
No way they will be "in relative comfort" in prison. You can guarantee their lives will be living hell. Prisons don;t take kindly to pedos. Especially if they found out the details.

>>555827948
He did not survive. He died in the hospital because of inhaling too much smoke.

>>555827061
is little kid kill?

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Personal favourite.

>>555827190
>>555827313
>This video has been removed
Good fucking job, mate

>>555820250
mentally ill

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>>555828312

>>555828603
You know what they say about beggars and choosers....

>>555828734
FPS Russia FTW.

>>555828641
Fucking retarded reddit tier maymay picture

>>555824425
MLG pro holy fuck next level Optic member

>>555827061
whaa

what's the story here?

>>555829121
What, are you telling us you eat your meat raw?

>>555828734
looks like computer generated fake piece of shit.

He also made another fake fucking video about that call of dooty drone shit

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>>555811252

>>555829283
Jealous much?

>>555814780
>implying the internet ever lies

>>555823971
nice one you fuckign syndrome that a image

>>555814349
>>555814392
>>555820334

good thing they did it over an unpopulated area

>>555829364
And suddenly, this is a YLYL thread.

>>555827675
That ain't even the right video though.

>>555829364

Just another day at the office.

>>555816135
Fucking animals...
Once someone is down, it's a pussy move to continue hitting him. The fight is over.
That's were the fight ends and the assault starts.

You are nubs

>>555829703
Get thee back to tumblr, foulsome SJW.

>>555829418
bait much?
You clearly haven't seen his video on cod drone.

>>555820550
HURR DURR GTA
fucking faggot

>>555829929
nah hes really that dumb

in another video his cameraman got hit with shrapnel in the leg and had to go to a hospital

im surprised the only member of his staff that died was the one tied up and executed by the govt last year

>>555828950
>montoya
>plebbit
>not 4chan as fuck
Prepare to die

>>555830212
Gov'ment wasted one of his dues? WTF, man? Russia is AWESOME!

>>555820724
this gif makes me sad... unlike most persons he is aware of his situation, sees the danger, acts but for no good :(

>>555830212
What? I stopped watching his vids after he posted that fake drone.
If what you said is true the tied up and executed by government, then post a link somewhere, doesn't even need to be credible I want to see if this happend or this is all his way of just gaining fame.

>>555828950

I think someone might be mad.

>>555811634
Is he going to be okay?

>>555830531
>>555830452
he stopped making videos after it for a while

google fpsrussia execution or something, i dont think they confirmed who did it but some people say it was the government, some say something else idk

>>555812094
That is bloody amazing.

>>555815738
lol

>>555822692
Huh, I always wondered what would happen if you slide down the Hoover like that

>>555822658
Na, their Superman powers trigger.

>>555820724
Jesus it looks like he got completely flattened

>>555830741
Figures. Any shady shit goes down in the Motherland, and it's always blamed on the government. Granted, it's probably true most of the time. Paranoia is a wonderful weapon.

>>555827623
Their time in prison, is gonna make them wish that the state they were in still had the death penalty

>>555830797
I was kinda hopin' for a greasy red skid mark, but this is OK, I guess.

>>555824848
rename that noobtube!

>>555811634
my sides

>>555821351
>Still not sure why I ever bothered with her....

I'm guessing "temporary access to a vagina" figured prominently among your reasons.

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I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die...

>>555831489
its head

>>555815718
Stuff like this is happening so damn often but it never gets to any media...

>>555831639
Every thread lmao

>>555831635
I've been thinking that over since I posted it, and I'm starting to think it was because I was still too young and stupid to recognise that a lost cause with a vagina is still a lost cause.

>>555815959

"Na it's okay bro, while you sit there burning ima just take a video. Cool? Thanks brah"

>>555829845
Nigga I don't even com from fucking Tumblr.
I hate SJW just like anyone else on this board.
I just think that this is niggerfighting.
Suckerpunches and kicking a knocked out person, then chimping out and flinging poo around, that's what fucking niggers do m8

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>>555831635
I haven't read the thread, or even the post you replied to, just scrolling by.

>mfw

>>555831848
That, and the shallower the pond, the easier it is to walk right in.

>>555816551
A-are those white things his head?

>>555815959
>"The car is on fire bruh"
>"The wipers man, use the wipers"

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>>555813065
>>555813065

>>555817593
Fucking retards

>>555828603
Best I could find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew2K0OXLpSk

From which I got:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_vBSzDfTg

>>555832197
That's what winners do, homie. Fair fights are for masochists and people who don't mind hospital bills.

>>555829703
Pretty sure going for multiple stomps to the head is trying to kill them, not have an honourable fight.

>>555816835
Popup .39

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>>555823434
Lol he is like,"give me a hug train!"

>>555830987
hes from the US...

>>555829556
All gore threads are YLYL.

>>555822658

No nigger it's because they were involved in a car crash.

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>>555821635

>>555815617
typicall murrican gun retard

>>555822446

I have kids and this shit bothers me now.

>>555818772
This is actually hilarious...

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>>555829364
Dat prolapse

>>555812094
is he all white?

>>555820724
shoulda' run towards the back end of the truck. Shame

>>555833480
on a scale from 1 to triggered, how bothered are you

>>555816551

>burst into treats

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>>555833651
>Not going through the thread before posting

Way to contribute with that brand new gif bro.

>>555820250
I always wanted to try that since i heard how those things work...

>>555816135
He dead?

>>555821635
Wow... Way too far, man. You crossed the line.

>>555824305

I feel bad for laughing.

Which is weird considering I'm actively looking at death gifs which is something I told myself I wouldn't do.

Slowly losing my humanity...

>>555833937
We used to have midget wrestling here (yes, I know the gif is boxing. Then some Liberal hipster whore decided it was wrong, unethical, degrading, etc. Now we just have regular wrestling, because it's OBVIOUSLY a completely different thing.

>>555830153
F35 being shot down by Chilean forces during the Falklands war

>>555814089
this one always fucking gets me

>>555821056
Well, THIS is what i would imagine everything on this thread should /b/ like.

>>555811634
I laughed SO hard

>>555829364
lmao

captcha relates: slain ishnao

>>555823594

This is beatiful. In a way... You see stupid niggers hack people with machettes, 100x over, not killing them. And then, all it takes is one precise swing

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>>555834481

>>555812812
would be more funny if we have more info

>>555834658
This is what everything USED to be like. Now we have SJW faggots complaining about trannies getting curb-stomped.

When did you grow a soul, /b/?