PART II GET IN HERE
(Last Thread http://4archive.org/b/thread/555770420)
ACCOMPLISHMENTS FROM LAST THREAD: >Successfully got almost 600 signatures on the petition, this thread should finish it off
>Reported the Tumblr petition numerous times and made ridiculous fake, racist, sexist names to sign it with
>Successfully changed the definition of "Triggered" on Urban Dictionary to this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Triggered
STUFF LEFT TO DO:
>Send descriptions of the butthurt/war to news agencies to get everyone paranoid about "anon ymous h4xorz"
>Photoshop pictures of David Tennant or Benedict Cumberbatch into gore/suicide photos, stockpile and unleash with tags like #RIPDr to destroy tumblr users
Jesus fucking Christ this guy is a faggot.
bump, if the petition can get 600+ signatures at 4 in the fucking morning what can it do now?
Yeah but the first thread I started at 2 AM my time. It is now 6:16 my time. I need to go to bed, but if someone wouldn't mind bumping this until it takes off that would be fucking sweet (Just save it from page 10)
Been up for a good 12 hours but why not. Someone else here lurking? if so post some images.
bump the landwhale orgasms
And of all these things the Albino whale was the symbol. Wonder ye then at the fiery hunt?
>Here's the thing, 4channelers. I work the same way you do: Feed the fire and I'll just keep on burning. Whoever can extinguish the fire first, wins, amirite?
does this guy really think /b/ will ever die after the shit its been through
gonna dump some feminism hate while we wait
>someone please reply to this post with a jew rubbing his hands
I believe some /b/tard doxxed him, shit in a package and mailed it to his house saying "Here's your reward faggot".
I have a tumblr, barely use it.
I know a few people who do, only one of them would fit the "triggering" thing, and one other would fit the feminazi thing. But she's a cunt so we don't speak to her.
Anyway, when I'm on there all I see are porn gifs, fairly decent art and people trying to be special snowflakes.
Where the fuck do you find all the feminazi posts? Do i need to search something specific, like "male hate" ?
Guys, so far we've done this twice, but in efforts to get /b/ feared once again everyone report the tumblr vs 4chan war to fox. MAKE SURE YOU STRESS THAT WE ARE THE BAD GUYS CAUSE WE'RE ANONIMOOSE. Lets get everyone scured again. le hx0rs are le back. include that someone killed themselves and shit
Well fuck, found them:
1. THE BOY SAYS “YOU CANNOT BE A PRINCESS, YOU ARE TOO UGLY.”
IT IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE PRESSES THAT WORD AGAINST ME, BUT IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST. EVEN NOW, YEARS LATER, I’VE STILL GOT THE WAY HIS MOUTH MOVED MEMORIZED AND HE IS THERE, SIX YEARS OLD AND SULLEN, WHEN THE MIRROR DOESN’T SHOW ME WHAT I WANT.
2. THE BOY SAYS “I COULD LOVE YOU IF YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT.”
WELCOME TO MY FIRST ROMANCE, STRAPPED BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN AT TEN YEARS OLD WHILE AN UNMOVING PICTURE SENT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY TRIES TO SWEET-TALK ME WITH WORDS THAT SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE “TOO FAT.” I NEVER KNEW HIS REAL NAME, HE CALLED HIMSELF DRAKE, BUT, HEY, I CALLED MYSELF BELLA SWAN. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL TOO.
3. THE BOY SAYS “WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF ME?”
HE PUT HIS HAND UP MY SHIRT AND I SAID NO, BIT HIS LIPS BLOODY, BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME, LIKE A PREDATOR DYING FROM GREED. HE SAYS “YOU ALWAYS DID PLAY HARD TO GET, BABY. BUT I PLAY HARDER.”
4. THE BOY SAYS “YO, FEMINISTS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE ALL JUST BULL-DOZED DYKES TRYNA CUT OFF OUR COCKS, YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT EQUALITY, WANNA RE-INSTITUTE MEN INTO SLAVERY, WOMEN GETTIN’ ALL UPPITY, BUT YOUR PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN, BITCH, WHO TOLD YOU TO TRY AND SPEAK?”
5. THE BOY SAYS “I WANT YOUR BODY.”
WITH A GUN PRESSED TO MY HEAD, THIS IS THE WAY BOYS DO IT NOWADAYS, DEMAND LOVE WITH BULLET WOUNDS. THIS ISN’T GRAND THEFT AUTO, BUT I GUESS THAT’S WHY HE PULLED THE TRIGGER.
Had a good fuckin' giggle
this give me a warm tingling feeling in the root of my ballsack
mfw I like both classical and metal, among many others.
>tumblrfucks still not realizing the suicide was staged
>it was an attention whore
>it's down the road, not across the street
They are quite possibly a collective of the dumbest people on the planet.
the great war has to be fought in a cage between le moot and david karp.
That Mega Metagross Hype, /vp/ is reaching hype levels of over 9000!
>mfw I actually believed child killers, /toy/ and gay intafada
>mfw I'm not good at detecting sarcasm
captcha: gescips countrymen
Oh sweet jesus, the comments. My sides are about to burst.
We also need to change the definition of "trigger," because the #1 definition is still the emotional landwhale "something that sets someone off emotionally."
I propose we actually do something serious, along the lines of:
"An object or image that an oversensitive tumblr user is "provoked" by, often leading to irrational self-harm, faked hyperventilation, or an episode of the mental disorder the tumblr user claims to have (in order to maintain their special snowflake status).
Upon seeing the picture of a close-up human eye, her trigger, proud feminist and social justice warrior Karen forced herself to breathe loudly and hoarsely shortly before punching her computer screen. She then forced her father to buy her a new monitor, which she then used to bitch about men for long periods of time."
Guise what if we
Serious guise lisn
What if we, guise. What if we make a trigger trigger? Get that spread around tumblr. Getting triggered when people trigger. How would this affect things?
I'll sign it, but only after i go back to the Pluto formerly known as planet to get my sides back.
>conspiring with the Japanese terrorists that eventually brought together the events of 7/11.
Enough animu cute shit, bumping with other irrelevant shit
that fucking face in the last frame
Made a tumblr to post some shit later against 'em.
Also just seen this and kek'd
Hahaha fuckin' Mario.
That trigger warning is total bullshit. There may as well be a trigger warning for a trigger warning as it incites the same memories. Kind of like saying "the n word" everyone knows you mean nigger
Sorry, I had gotten all that from a cute thread I seen a while back, Gots me nothing moar.
Bumping with god-tier song
decide for yourself
Right... But I guess she tries to move her arms or legs sometimes, which is where asian Tsunamis and Earthquakes come from.
I've never paid much attention to tumblr until today. I always thought these posts were either shopped, made by 4channers under a false flag or something... I can't believe this trigger warning stuff and everything is actually real. It's like fedora wearing retards in female form.
Just seen this on #SJW, can't determine what the fuck it's trying to say
>new strain of pot-weed that causes extreme paranoia, excessive incoherent rapping, spastic body gyrations, and finally death by excessive masturbation.
please die, you worthless minority-chauvinistic, cis-privileged sexist!! YOU CISHET-NORMATIVE ASSHOLE!! you white-overprivileged hitler!!! you're literally worse than hitler!! you should be ashamed of yourself!! nazi! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO HYPERSEXUALIZE MULTIGENDER PERSONS YOU ENTITLED ASSHOLE??? you hetero-overprivileged anti-feminist! YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
this if you, anons
>mfw ive gotten laid more times by ust walking up to seemingly busy girls and just flat out asking if they want to fuck
granted it only worked like twice, thats still a high fucking amount for that kind of a pickup line
and thats it, I hope you all enjoyed that
please die, you binary-normative subhuman!! leave dandy persons the fuck alone you goddamn scum!!!! leave multigender personalities the fuck alone you hitler!!!!! LEAVE NONQUEER ALIGNED PERSONS THE FUCK ALONE YOU IGNORANT OPPRESSOR!! why the fuck do you feel the need to hypersexualize pansexual personalities you deluded oppressor????????!
first off: why is it so hard for you to fucking acknowledge that you can be fat & healthy!!!!!! check your cishet privilege!!!! IGNORANT PIECE OF SHITS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO DIE, YOU WHITE WOMYN-OVERPRIVILEGED VIRGIN!!! how often do I have to tell you to respect that my pronouns are "ey/em/eir"!!!!!! IT'S LITERALLY NOT MY FUCKING JOB TO EDUCATE YOU, YOU CISHET-ELITIST CLASSIST!!! YOU'RE PERPETUATING WHITE WOMYN SUPREMACY!!!!! unfollow me right now.
kill yourself, you dandy-denying, male-overprivileged classist!!!!!!!! leave fatty aligned persons the fuck alone you subhuman!!!!! you should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!!!! YOU ENTITLED RAPIST, STOP DENYING GYNEPHILIA PERSONALITIES!!!!!! you're the worst person alive!!!! you appearance-overprivileged asshole!! leave native american persons the fuck alone you worthless piece of shit! YOU WHITE-OVERPRIVILEGED BIGOT!!! you're worse than hitler!!!!!!!! YOU APPEARANCE-OVERPRIVILEGED RAPIST!! DO YOU NOT SEE HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS!! you goddamn fascist, stop oppressing multiromantic people!!!!! YOU BINARY-NORMATIVE CLASSIST!!!!
There was r34 Frozen earlier here but I missed it, but posting this anyways as several anons told me they liked it
go drown in your own piss, you nongender-shaming, able-body-normative kyriarchist! you thin-overprivileged oppressor!!! you're the worst person alive!!!!! you able-body-overprivileged fascist!! YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME YOU IGNORANT BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up, you little person-attacking, white-normative bigot!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON ALIVE!!!! YOU CISGENDER-NORMATIVE ABLEIST!! YOU THIN-NORMATIVE SCUM!! YOU HITLER, STOP DISCRIMINATING NONQUEER PERSONS!!!!!! YOU SHOULD STOP FUCKING SHAMING NONSEXUAL PERSONALITIES!!!!!!!! you white-normative fascist! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SHAME FAT LOVE PEOPLE YOU DELUDED BIGOT????????!!!
I don't have much but lemme dig for what I have. My r34 folder is full of P&Sw/G
check your thin privilege, you cisgender-overprivileged bigot!!!!!!! STOP TONE POLICING ME YOU BIGOT!! you male-normative kyriarchist! you male-normative rapist!!! you attractive-overprivileged ableist! why the fuck do you feel the need to sexualize otherkin persons you scum??????? you attractive-normative hitler! do you not see how offensive this is!!! you hetero-normative oppressor!!!!!!!!!
If you liked this kinda shit go Google the two sites below
and here we are, just waiting for the new manga episode to be released
go play in traffic, you goddamn hetero-privileged bigot!!!!! YOU THIN-PRIVILEGED PATRIARCHIST!! you thin-privileged misogynist! you hetero-privileged asshole! YOU THIN-NORMATIVE SUBHUMAN! you hetero-normative nazi!!! YOU'RE A TRANS* DENYING NAZI!!!! you make me sick!!!!!!!! you smallfat-overprivileged fascist!!! stop tone policing me you piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!
She likes being dominated as fuck, that won't change anytime soon, and she know what i think about feminism. I'm the only person she and can't lose me, she will be fine.
She knows about this shithole, doesn't really like it, yet.
shut the fuck up, you thin-privileged patriarchist! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SEXUALIZE NATIVE AMERICAN PERSONALITIES YOU HITLER? you able-body-privileged hitler!!! YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME YOU IGNORANT BIGOT! people like you should die! LEAVE LESBIANISM ALIGNED PERSONS THE FUCK ALONE YOU DELUDED ASSHOLE!!!! YOU BINARY-OVERPRIVILEGED NAZI!!! you make me sick!!! YOU SMALLFAT-PRIVILEGED SCUM!!!!!!!!!
(How are you on this fine day, my good man?)
(Seriously though, wtf is Binary Privilaged?)
fuck you, you able-body-privileged patriarchist!!! you asshole, stop oppressing two-spirit persons!!!!!!!! YOU MALE-NORMATIVE TRANSMISOGYNIST! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GENDER ABOLITION!!! YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON ALIVE!!!! YOU'RE A DIVERSITY SEXUALIZING FUCKING BIGOT!!!!! YOU SMALLFAT-OVERPRIVILEGED CLASSIST!! you cisgender-normative transmisogynist!!!!!!!!!!!
there's only 1s and 0s on the screen fukken kekd