I know you guys will argue over anything. so /b/ who would win?

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>>555659845
Das a lot of pigeons

pigeons are lazy. however, they win because of the unending tidal wave of pigeon shit they'd unleash. heavy casualties.

are the pigeons acting aggressively? As in are they going out their way to kill the marines?

If so Pigeons, no contest.

>>555659845
Please come up with somethng that is actually debatable.

/thread

Pigeons.

>>555659845
How do you feed that many pigeons?

>>555659845

marines win, why ?
well its easy as fuck, they all shoot in that cloud blocking flock and kill a thousand, rest flies away.
niggers will eat the rest

>>555659845
yeah, but then again marines will win becuz no pigeon can crush the spirit

God bless the U.S. [:^)

The pigeons, obviously. A billion easily would have been enough with way more than enough numbers to spare.

>>555660149
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>>555660227
marine meat

>>555659845
The pigeons would block out the sun causing another ice-age killing the marines

>>555659845
M'rines won't even have enough ammunition to kill the pidgeons

>>555660216
Tripfaggot

>>555660279
Bait is strong with this one

>>555660371
That's true

>>555660453
You know, someone called me a tripcocksucker the other day.

At least have some creativity about it.

wouldn't that many pigeons have sever ecological effects on the planet

Heck, that many pigeons would probably weigh as much as the earth. They would block the sun and oxygen or even destroy the entire earth just by their mass causing gravitation and pulling the earth apart.

An average pigeon is 38cm. So 1 octillion pigeons would cover 38,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cm, or 380,000,000,000,000,000,000 km.

That's (roughly) 236,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles. That's enough birds to circle the earth 9,000,000,000,000,000 times.

1000 soldiers would drown.

>>555659845
the pidgeons have acid shit, marines have no chance

>>555660256
kek

>>555660630
That many pigeons would outweigh the entire solar system by about 20 orders of magnitude, so yes.

If you could somehow fit that many pigeons into the earth's atmosphere, it would form a black hole. In fact even if you could fit them into a radius of about 10^19 km (which is like 10 orders of magnitude largerer than the sun) you would have a black hole.

So basically, the entire planet as well as much of the solar system would be utterly destroyed. No-one would win because the pigeons and marines alike would not exist as anything more than plasma.

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>>555661395
Jesus Christ....

>>555660371
>Implying the only way to kill a pigeon is with a gun
>marines hideout for a month or more
>most pigeons starve
>set up food posts for pigeons
>poison their food
>poison their water
>profit???

>>555661828
>largerer
God damnit.

>>555660149
You can't /thread your own reply you stupid mother fucker. Lurk more.

>>555661954
game over

>>555661161
Just did some math, I checked and the earth weighs 5,974,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg.

A pigeon can weigh up to 4 kg according to wikipedia, so let's say a pigeon weighs 1 kg, that's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg

5,974,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg
vs
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg
That's much more than the earths mass so yeah they would basically rip the earth to shreds

>>555662043
I felt so smart figuring all that out, only to ruin it by basically saying "more bigger".

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>implying the marines would have enough bullets, stamina, or even lifespan to kill 1 OCTILLION pigeons

>>555660149
>>555662020
/thread

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>>555662132
I'm impressed, anon/

>>555659845
and how do pigeons takeout marines? with their poop? stupid OP

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>>555662132
Lets take this to the next level.

That's One Thousand billion, trillion pigeons. Mother of fucking god that's a lot of shit. Marines would shoot themselves out of pure insanity.

>>555662806
Long or short scale?

>>555662806
You could have said one trillion suns, the pigeons are still more massive. 1 octillion is a LOT of pigeons.

>>555662132
Can anyone REALLY put a definite number on the weight of earth?

>>555663448

...Yes? Do you even physics?

>>555663549
Does that include life on earth or just earth?

>>555663084
but they burn near the sun.

>>555659845
Jew pigeons kamikaze marines, blame it on terrorists.

>>555663448
ever heard of weighing scales??

>>555663719

The entirety of all life on earth is a miniscule fraction of what the earth actually weighs, to the point that it doesn't matter whether or not you include it because you'd only be off by something like a few millionths of a percent.

the marines are too fat and american to even win a war.

>>555659845
dude, pigeons > zombies
so I did say 1 octilion pigeons would pretty much fuck up the whole planet

>>555659845
I thought Octillion Pigeons was a subspecies of Pigeon.

You'd need weapons capable of cosmic devastation to put a dent in 1 octillion of anything.

>>555664154
Then it's all hearsay if they can't put a definitive number on it

>>555662806
Pigeons burn before reaching the sun, none touch sun.
Sun wins.

>>555659845
with their performance in Iraq and Afghanistan, instead of the US marines, I would bet all my life savings on the pigeons.

>>555664472
magnificent!

>>555659845
How could any amount of pigeons kill an armored soldier? No one would win, because the soldiers simply couldn't kill that many pigeons.

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What if they went to China and are all the rice..

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>>555659845
Just attack at night.

>>555664903
Ate*

>>555663719
jesus fucking christ you are retarded

An octillion pigeons is a lot of birds. In fact, there are so many that the gravitational pull of their combined mass would probably form their own miniature planet. So you're basically saying, 1000 US Marines vs a planet made of pigeons.

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>>555662806
Why not just attack at night?

>>555665194
lol

>>555665194
So the pigeons win this one!
/thread

One octillion (long scale) pigeons is 1.000.000^8 pigeons. A pigeon is about the size of a bag of flour, so a pigeon weighs about a kilo (at the magnitudes we're calculating, this kind of inaccuracy doesn't really matter all that much.). An earth-sized sphere of 1 octillion pigeons would have 9,23*10^26 kg/m^3 pigeons.

Assuming the marines are on earth, they would be trapped in a flock of pigons 9 orders of magnitude denser than a neutron star, one of the densest objects we know of.

Safe to say, the marines are fucked. So are the pigeons. Probably earth as well.

>>555659964
>lol hi my name is katy but you can call me tEh p3nGu1n 0f DoOm !!1 lol
>i do random things considered to b outside the societal norm becuz im le edgy and look at me look at meeeeee

1 octillion = 10^48.
The average weight of a pigeon is 388g.
So one octillion of pigeon is close to 3,88 * 10^47 kg.
Considering the earth's mass is 6*10^25 kg, the total weight of pigeons is equal to more than 10^22 earths.

The pigeons would collapse into a supermassive black hole and nobody would win.

>>555665820
I love you anon.

>>555665820
thankyou /sci/

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>>555665194

>miniature planet

When you consider that the mass of a pigeon is 2.1kg. This miniature planet would weigh more than 300x the weight of earth.

>>555663719
Earth has a mass of about 10^24 kg and a biomass of about a trillion tonnes (560 excluding bacteria, and it's estimated that bacteria are at least as much) which is about 10^15 kg, which is 10^-7%. So it's not worth considering.

>>555663768
They turn into plasma (ionised gas), but there's so much of it that it condenses into a black hole which devours most of the solar system.

>>555663448
Anyone who's studied 11th grade physics can work it out.

>>555659845
pigeons, as was fortold.

>>555660049
>10,000 pidgeons dive bomb each marine, going for the eyes. The ratio of pigeons killed to eyes gouged is 500:1
>Double that number to be generous, this leaves you with all 1000 marines disabled with only 2 million pigeon casualties. Which is certainly generous considering how much ammo and reloading killing 2 million would require
>all 1000 marines are blind with 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,997,999,999 pigeons remaining alive
>its now only a matter of time

>>555665820
*slow clapping*

>>555665820
>1.000.000^8 pigeons
Really...
Octillion = 10^27, not 1000000^8 (10^48). You're off by 21 orders of magnitude.

That being said...

A pigeon has a mass of about a kilogram. An octillion pigeons would have about 170 times the mass of Earth, or about half the mass of Jupiter. A ball of pigeons with that mass would have a much smaller radius than Jupiter, so the surface gravity would be much higher. The Marines would probably be crushed by their own weight.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1+octillion+kg

1000 US Marines.

If its just one Octillion Pigeon then wouldn't it just take one US Marine to shoot it?

>>555665820
If you could fit that many pigeons into a sphere the same radius as the earth, it would collapse into a black hole. Check it out: http://www.1728.org/gravity.htm

The Schwarzschild radius (the radius at which a given mass would collapse into a black hole) of 1 octillion pigeons is larger than the radius of the sun. For comparison, the Schwarzschild radius of the Sun is like 30 km.

>>555659845
Pigeons will BTFO them

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>>555666093

>>555666256
Can pigeons even breathe in space?
My theory is 99% of the octillion would die in the vacuum of space
so
>marines since pigeons are non violent

>>555666884
He specified long scale (1 billion = 1 million million, etc.), although he should have used short scale (1 billion = 1,000 million).

Did some maths OP
8.5lb per 6 months per bird
http://www.pigeons.biz/forums/f5/how-many-times-do-pigeons-poop-32482.html

.00019675925 pounds of poop per minute x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 birds

= 1.967 x 10^23 pounds of shit a minute
=3.27 x10^21 pounds a second

=163966000000000000 TONS OF SHIT A SECOND

>>555663363
>1 octillion pigeons is more massive than the sun

but that's wrong, the sun weighs ~2,000 octillion kilograms. Do you think 1 pigeon weights more than a metric tonne?

>>555666884
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_large_numbers
Long scale octillions are 10^48 (the more mathematically elegant scale, in my opinion), as was stated.

>>555667109
>attention whoring is an admirable trait

go on..

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>>555660316
kek

>>555660227
Why with the US marines of Course! Doesn't matter if they are alive or not.

>>555660253
Nothing clever, funny, or meaningful in your post, but you made a shitty jab at a minority group. Welcome to /b/ you'll fit right in.

When will this thread become a short vs long scale thread?

Mutually assured destruction as the pigeon mass collapses instantly into a black hole, absorbing the marines with barely a burst of hawking radiation to mark their passing.

>>555667143
why would they have to breathe in space?

>>555667143
alive or not gravity would still take action and form a black hole that destroys our star system
nobody wins

Pigeon,Because if marines kill that bird,peta would be mad.So marines would let it win

>>555667330
>what is logic?

That many pigeons have never exited in the history of earth. If they were all in one place the rampant disease caused by the rotting corpses and pigeon shit and dust from their feathers and dried shit would eventually kill the marines. If the pigeons were all attacking, the marines would be fucking having far, far too little ammo to kill the pigeons, even with nukes.

>shoot 1 bullet into the air
>pidgoens fly away

>OP is faggot

>>555667301
Huh, never seen that before. Consider my answer an analysis of the short-scale answer, then. It's the more conservative one, giving the Marines the better chance, but the wingrats still win by a long shot.

>>555667270
I was inadvertently using long scale. I hadn't thought about it.

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>>555666093
someones going way back Wednesday with their memes

>>555664051
with an octillion pidgeons it would matter.

>>555665437
Underrated post

>>555667813
That many of anything has never existed anywhere ever.

>>555667530
>niggers
>minority group
>1.7 billion blacks worldwide

>>555668047
They would literally black out the sky, cover the land and seas. Everything would be dead in a years time because of them.

>>555667892
No harm done, man. I use long-scale because it's much easier for me to remember. Just take a million and raise it to your number.

>>555659845
if the pigeons is actually going to attack, then they will take em down with numbers alone! Not b killing them, but by choking them with the dead!

Motherfucking pidgeones.

>>555668047
Atoms

>>555667717
>kneejerk reaction to something that hits a little too close to home
>gets pointed out
>pretend not to know what is going on

No logic here, just typical evasive faggotry. Let me guess, you ran out and got tats and face piercings as soon as you saw someone with them who you considered "cool"? Yeah you're a fucking faggot attention whore. Enjoy your logic.

>>555661395
>38cm average pigeon
Nigger are you aware how retardedly big that is?

Considering that's the AVERAGE one, there'd be even bigger ones. You're out of your fucking peanutsized mind, you fucking faggot.

I ain't never seen 3ft pigeons, where the fuck do you live?

>>555668047
electronvolt in any form in the universe

>>555667963
katy is still the defacto standard of "lol so random" memes. guess time flew since 2008.

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>>555668497
>38cm
>3ft
Are you a lunatic with a madman's dream of a milk drinking robot? Lrn2math

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>>555668497
Are you fucking retarded?

>>555668497
that's cm, not inches.

>inb4 Lion Tower

>>555668681
We'll find this out during the revolution. Numbers will be a bit larger though.

>>555668681
Weapon conglomerates

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DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THIS

>>555668497

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_wood_pigeon

>38–44.5 cm

The pigeon in the OP is the exact same pigeon. I even used the more conservative size.

>>555665437
Underrated post is underrated

>>555668374
I'm not for positives but I don't think there are even that many atoms in the universe...maybe sub-atomic particles?

>>555668497
>38cm
>3ft
Wat

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>one octillion is 1.0 x 10^36
>average pigeon has mass of 300 grams
>one octillion pigeons have mass of 3.0 x 10^35 kilograms
>mass of th earth is 5.98 x 10^24 kilograms
>mfw 1000 marines would be crushed to death by 1 octillion pigeons

>>555659845

Octillion 10^27
Average pigeon weight, approximately 1kg
10^27kg of mass

Sorry, but the sheer weight of the dead pigeons alone can crush just about anything.

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>>555659845
Pic related. Just substitute pigeons for hawks.

>>555663719
pretty sure this guy is a troll

>>555669236
10^70 low estimate.
10^27 -> octillion

>>555668197
Im fairly certain they would literally cover every inch of the planet, at least several thousand feet into the air if not exponentially more than that. There would be 0 room for anything else so there would immediately be billions upon billions of deaths

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>>555668497
And over here we have an underaged fucking retard

>>555663448
are you retarded?

just take a scale and set it on the ground upside down

you just have to be sure to get one that goes to enough digits

>>555667632
>Hawking radiation
Ha!

>>555669440
Does 10^70 even have a name?

>>555668497
>because centimeters are the same as inches

>>555669667
Spit water all over my keyboard.
Fuck you anon

>>555665820
Alright Mr. fucking science if you're so fucking smart, answer me this,
Who would win if it was 1000 Navy SEALs or 1 octillion pigeons?

>>555659845

Need more details plz
Are the US Marines from America ?

Assume each pigeon has a length of 11 inches converting one octillion times 11 into feet and then dividing by miles proves that these pigeons would block out the sun and all life would be destroyed

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>>555659845
pigeons of course

>>555669807
The piegons.
see
>>555669370

>pigeons' mass forms black hole
>everyone dies

>>555669812
>Are the United States Marines from America ?

>>555670020
Dunno thats why I asked

>>555669919
>Pidgeons shit tears the universe a new one
>God reveals his true form as winnie the pooh and niggers tongue his anus

>>555667967
but if they were all flying it wouldnt

>It has been scientifically proven that pigeons will ignite at this mass, even in the vacuum of space.

>The friction between the birds will heating the outer layers of the pigeon-planet to around 5505000 °C.

>The core of the pigeon-planet is considered to extend from the center to about 20–25% of the planetary radius.
>It has a density of up to 150000 g/cm
>Tempratures of close to 15.699.726000,8°C

>The pigeon planet now burns at the force of a thousand suns.

>Earth and the solar system evaporates.
>And the 1000 marines along with it.

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>>555669812
>Are the US Marines from America ?
>US Marines from America
>US
>America

>>555670020
why would you just repeat his question without answering are you retarded or something?

I know this is /b/ and not /k/ but still
>>Making a comparison between Marines and Pigeons
>>Showing a picture of Army infantrymen.

>>555670405
"Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words."
He wasn't repeating his question, dipshit, he was quoting him to show how stupid the question was.

The pigeons will spread desieses across the planet and everything live will perish.

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>>555670215
Always thought the were French because they never win a war.

>>555670728
trolling is a method used when anon wants to make another anon reply to a retarded post that was obviously placed there just to provoke a response

The pigeons have more mass than the moon. They can manipulate the tides and drown the Marines.

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>>555670978
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>555670215
US = United States. Any 2 or more places that call themselves states, has a military force named the Marines could potentially be called US Marines.

>>555671089
o god now im being trolled
what has science done

>>555671169
>US = United States
>Any 2 or more places that call themselves states, has a military force named the Marines could potentially be called US Marines.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO WAY ANON

YOU'VE OPENED MY EYES

the pidgeons. why
the total mass of all pidgeons is about 10^47 kg while the earth has a mass of 5.97219 * 10^1024 kg
so the massive gravitation of the great ball of pidgons would tear the earth apart and kill the marines
then the massie ball of pidgeons would collapse and create pressures and heat so high that they would create a star that is way way bigger than the sun

>>555660227
With marines.

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>>555671194
Christ but you're stupid.

>>555668681
Wouldn't they combine forces to fight the pigeons?

>>555668681
Player 1/left side advantage wins

>>555659845
I don't think you grasp how many pigeon's an octillion is. The average pigeon weighs about 11 oz. 11 * 1000000000000000000000000000 = 1.1*10^27 oz, or 3.11*10^25 kg for all you non dumb Americans out there. That is more mass than the mass of the earth which clocks in at 5.97*10^24 kg. In other words, the marines would be crushed by all the weight of the pigeons.

>>555661828
Thank you

>>555659845
OH GOD PIGEONS

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
divide by 1000 marines

1000000000000000000000000
an m16 firing full auto's most generous rounds per minute is 950

~1052631578947368421052
minutes in a year: 525949

2001394772016618.38

1000 marines, with botomless magazines gunning into a cloud of pigeons full auto with guns that never overheat and where every bullet hits it's mark will take more than
TWO HUNDRED BILLION YEARS

The weight of the pigeons is 6 times that of the planet...

My god...

>>555671658
>>555671658
fuck just realized that i copypasted the earthmass wrong
and op probably meant the stupid way how to name numbers since octillion would be 1000^9

>>555660458
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>>555669812
good one, anon
made me chuckle

>>555662132
>>555665820
>>555666884

can one of you mathfags tell how much bird shit will they produce, must know in the name of science

>>555668681
the rest of the world wins

>Planet made of pigeons

>Marines are fighting on a planet that's spewing up boiling blood volcanos from the core temperature
>Meat and beaks everywhere
>Sound of millions of pigeons burning to death
>The smell
>Insane heat from the sun and planet combined with massive winds and freezing cold during night

Literal hell

>>555671880
luckily you're only the 14th person to say that

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>>555659845

Everyone would die.

The mass of 1 octillion pigeons would cause a gravitational field sufficient to form a black hole, which would kill both the pigeons and the marines through spaghettification.

>>555672562
luckily you're only the 15th person to say that

>>555672386
do it yourself
number of birds * average volume of birdpoop * poop per second * time

>>555668047
>inches of my dick

>>555672507
Well the math took a couple minutes

>>555665437
kek

>>555672386
Bro. >>555667247
>>555667247
Did no one read?

>>555660453
>tripfag
Do you even know what a trip is? Fuck off, summer.

>>555672628

Well fuck me, I don't have the time to read a thread this long on pigeons and I'm an unemployed hermit, so that's really saying something.

>>555660458
No, you're just a gigantic faggot.
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See also
https://what-if.xkcd.com/4/

>>555664476
One octillion carbon atoms arranged is a sloppy pattern?
(So no diamond, you can't dent the strongest metal known to man)

>>555673093
>inb4 bait

>>555659845
1 octillion pigeons is a lot. If we assume each pigeon weighs 300g their mass would be roughly 50 times that of the earth itself. If distributed evenly over the planet, the earth's radius would expand 6 fold. Needless to say, the pigeons would crush the earth's biosphere instantly, regardless of how they acted.

>>555660348
this. literally.

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>>555660348
>Chuckle/10

>>555673093
are you a fuckin retarded

>>555672042
>average lifespan of pidgeons is about 15 years
>marines just have to feast on their kills until all the pigeons just die

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>>555670182
>being this retarded
i bet you think clouds are weightless, when in fact a hurricane weight about 108 Billion pounds.

>>555673292
luckily you're only the 16th person to say that

>>555659845
OP I believe that 1 Octillion pigeons wouldn't even have the capacity to sustain life on this planet.

They would die from starvation far before the marines would.

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>>555672707

>>555659845
More like /b/ has absolutely nothing to do at all and will just jabber about bullshit and fake threads. This place is worse than reddit. Period. It's a shell of what it was, if even that anymore.

>>555671824
Wouldn't make a difference.

A pigeon does not weigh a whole kilogram. A pigeon weighs, like, a third of a kilogram. An octillion pigeons would only weigh 56 times the mass of the earth. If the marines killed a million pigeons per second, it would only take them 32 trillion years to kill every last pigeon.

(I say "only", because there's another thread that's pitting 1000 marines against a googol ants.)

the pidgeons, they would shit everything, drowning the short marines, and leaving the others sick after contaminating the food. The marines wouldn't stand a fucking chance since in one day it would be all shited to hell.

>>555673878

All conversations are equally meaningless.

>>555669667
I love you

>>555673887
Drys

>>555659845
This a 200g pigeon, 1 octillion pigeons is actually 33 times the mass of the earth. This many pigeons would have gravity of their own, with the most inner pigeons being instantly squashed by their gravitational force.

Need more info, OP, how are the pigeons distributed? is this a flat hypothetical plane where they could roam around, or are they smoothly distributed around a spherical planet such as earth?
Also, is synchronized defecation a possible weapon they could use? Or pigeon kamikaze rain (the pigeons, aware of their situation would decide to sacrifice some of their kind in a rain of pigeons.
Other point: how are the marines equipped?
With 1 octillion pigeons, I assume they have 1 octillion shells at their disposal as well

>>555670020
kek

>>555659845
I can't comprehend that number so I dunno

>>555659845
What about 1000 1000kg pigeons vs 1000 marines

>>555673786
luckily you're only the 17th person to say that
>>555674084
luckily you're only the 18th person to say that

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>>555674062
>An octillion pigeons would only weigh 56 times the mass of the earth.

>>555672042
thank you

>>555673540
That's just to illustrate that they're powerless to stop the swarm from doing whatever the hell it feels like.

All the pidgeons need to do is land in the general area and the marines drown in pidgeon corpses.
literally drown, the weight of the bodies on top of each other turns the bodies into paste & even if they hide in tunnels the blood floods the tunnels.

>>555668094
Are you retarded or just dumb?
1. Still a minority since there are over 7 billion people on earth most of whom are asian
2. Black only refers to american negroes of slave ancestry Africans are africans
3. Either way still a minority and you are stupid.

>>555659845
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#Aftermath
birds win

>>555674918
luckily you're only the 19th person to say that

>feed all of the pidgeons laxatives
>shitstorm
>literally

>>555675114
You forgot some

>>555664625
>>555664625
pure mass of 8 thousand billion, trillion pigeons upsets the very balance of our galaxy's alignment.

>>555664903
>"What if they went to China and are all the rice"
>China and are all the rice
>they are all the rice

>>555668681

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>555671658
shut up nero u stupid fucking shit dj's

>>555668497
1in=3.28cm

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>>555662806
>>555663106
How would the pigeons get there?. If we assume it is possible to accelerate the pigeons towards the sun so they escape earth gravity, then the pigeons would just be a beef rogue planet going towards the sun. It would be so massive that is would have its own gravity, so it would compress and probably impact on the surface, causing some damage.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080626171540AAMFBQf

BUt I like yet a better possibility, of space pigeons. Space pigeons don'tg need oxigen, are capable accelerating all the way to interstellar travel speeds. These pigeons would then accelerate into near light speed, organize into a massive blade like object and slice the sun in half.

Pic related, what our sun would look like

>>555661395
>An average pigeon is 38cm
>>555662132
>A pigeon can weigh up to 4 kg
>>555665820
>A pigeon is about the size of a bag of flour, so a pigeon weighs about a kilo
>>555666256
>The average weight of a pigeon is 388g
>>555666884
>A pigeon has a mass of about a kilogram.
>>555667270
>Do you think 1 pigeon weights more than a metric tonne?
>>555669165
>38–44.5 cm
>The pigeon in the OP is the exact same pigeon. I even used the more conservative size.
>>555669254
>average pigeon has mass of 300 grams
>>555669359
>Average pigeon weight, approximately 1kg
>>555669846
>each pigeon has a length of 11 inches
>>555671880
>The average pigeon weighs about 11 oz
>>555673292
>each pigeon weighs 300g
>>555674062
>A pigeon weighs, like, a third of a kilogram
>>555674421
>This a 200g pigeon

I fucking hate pigeons

The pigeon, because pigeons are rad.

>>555672042
so your saying its possible?

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>>555677468
1kg is a good estimate to a pigeon. I suppose there are kinds, but I was wrong.

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>>555675848
Yeah, what if?!

>>555659845
Do the pigeons have their Green Cards ?

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>>555679467
then im not eating chink bait ever again

not to muddy the waters even more, so to speak, but how many hit points does a US Marine have?