Hey /b/, ITT tales of how you lost your virginity! Mine is a tiny bit lengthy but I'll post quickly.
>Be me. 22 year old virgin
>Just graduated from college.
> Was pretty lame in college and had missed out on the whole party scene so was delighted when my friends invited me to Manhattan.
>Drink all night, end up at this fancy ass expensive club attached to a hotel in Soho, ordering expensive champagne like an idiot.
>mfw I'm so drunk it tasted like Coca-Cola
>Acting like a fool doing things my beta ass wouldn't normally do.
>Somehow, as beta as I am, I decide to hit the dance floor.
>That's when I see her.
>Tall, long dark hair, dark skin, big blue eyes. This girl was beautiful and she was staring right at me.
>I freak out and start dancing by myself awkwardly
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>>555624202
cont. op
>>555624308
Just one sec. Anybody else lurking?
Finish the story faggot
>>555624607
how the fuck would i know
>>555624763
What he said
>>555624202
>>555624717
K.
>She doesn't stop staring.
>I am completely freaking out when I see her gesturing for me to come over to her.
>Somehow I become alpha enough to walk over to her and we start dancing
>mfw she's taller than me.
>We dance and things start heating up. She's grinding all over my now raging bone, and I don't care about anything else.
>I'm too drunk to care.
>Putting my hands all over this girl, grabbing her tits, her ass.
>At this point we're not really even dancing, we're just feeling each other up.
>We finally grow tired of "dancing" and move off the dance floor.
>My new friend wraps her arms around me and holds me tight.
>So tight it hurts.
>My beta-ness is slowly returning, and I'm wondering where my friends have gone.
>The beautiful, also drunk girl who is holding me whispers in my ear that she wants me to come back to her hotel room upstairs.
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>>555624763
Wasn't asking you, dipshit... Jesus...
>>555625059
Wtf so mad bro
I'm 11 and I matsurbate 12 times a day and 90% of the time I just watch celeb porn and jack my meat with baby oil and get confrable. When you know you're about to have an orgasm cool air boost the feeling the longest I jacked off was 45 min and if so hold the the tip of your penis before you skeet until it's irresistible you just let loose and skeet it getting boring but it works
>>555625206
Lel u got me xD
>>555624202
tl;dr it was lyrics to Lola
>>555624924
fake, op is still a beta virgin fuck
what really happened is pic related
Get in here people. Post some of your own stories too.
>>555625324
Wow cool story
>>555625059
Here I am, the heaven moderator, there are 6 people lurking
brothers girlfriends cousin blew me after him and his girl went to bed one night. then I fucked her. why do you people drag these lame stories out?
>>555624924
>>555625404
I promise is true.
>I immediately forget about my friends and agree.
>We go upstairs
>Open the door
> When we get inside she immediately throws me on the bed, and climbs on top of me.
>My virgin ass is immediately freaking out, and I say "Wait..."
>"I don't even know your name. What is it?"
>mfw she whips out her dick, and in her dark brown voice she says, "Lola."
> L-O-L-A, Lola
> Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
She/he then forcibly took my anal virginity. This is why I need feminism.
So im 17 right? Kissed maybe 2 girls in my life, then i meet a nigger bitch who is totally into me, for whatever reason. Make out constantly. One day after school we go to the science building and i finger her (my 1st time touching pussy) and she says she wants more. She straddles me and bounces so hard it crushes my balls. Dont get close to finishing. Break up next day. Become the whore of the school.
>>555625324
Good job. You saw threw my Le epic trole! xD
>>555625739
10/10 would post on Reddit
>>555626349
Thanks lel.