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Sup /b/
I want to fuck my sister, how can i accomplish this?
Advice/helpful hints wanted.
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step 1: Have a sister
step 2: Fuck her.
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how old is she?
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>>555596981
17 i'm 18
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>>555596881
>I want to fuck my sister, how can i accomplish this?
oh that is simple
post her personal info here including phone number and anything else you have.
>she'll be fucked
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Oh and the very least you could do is post her pictures here anything you got.

Also serious advise accidentally sent her your dick pictures
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>>555597194
I ment wth my penis
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>>555597324
that's a little harder, but if you guide it with your hands, you can still type it out.
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>>555596881
Post pics so we can see if shes hot enough
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>>555597324
>I ment wth my penis
give us her phone number and post your penis
we will send her the pictures of your penis
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>>555597526
>>555597430
>>555597495
maybe if someone actually gives helpful advice ill post a blurred pic
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OP consider being drunk and telling her (while you got a boner) that it really is too bad she is your sister. That if she wasn't your sister oh the things you would do to her

>if things go south then blame it on the alcohol.
>If she is drunk too then things might go better because she can later on blame it on the alcohol so she might go ahead
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I walked in on my sister showering and was naked and we fucked and still are. Try that
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>>555597583

Make your conversations more and more lewd.

'Accidentally' walk out of the shower while drying your hair with your only towel, displaying your nudeness to her.

Get suggestive without saying anything, but don't make it too obvious; humans are excellent at pattern recognition.
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>>555597162
do you have the feeling that there's the slightest chance that she would agree to it?
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17 huh? just do the same thing you'd do if you were trying to fuck any 17 year old girl.

get her drunk and compliment her. teenagers are fucking stupid, so that'll work if you're confident enough.
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>>555597583
make it a full res of you fucking her and we might consider it.
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>>555597879
Damn it, I can't argue with that reasoning.
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>>555597843
I have absolutely no clue
>>555597879
I might try alcohol, she's not really big into that sort of stuff.
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>>555597879
>>555597756
The verdict is reached.
ALCOHOL
>the solution to and cause of all life's problems
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>>555598386
this is her face blurred.
ill try my best with the alcohol
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>>555598365
look up drinks that are sweet and doesn't taste like hooch. chicks love shit like that.
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>>555598365
try >>555597879
and if this doesn't work there's alcohol plus the raep. but that depends on if you're willing to go there.

show us some pictures of you sister so we can somehow relate to why you want to fuck her.
any nudes or bikini stuff?
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>>555598538
shes fat
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>>555598538
actually, disregard what i said about alcohol. try cheeseburgers.
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>>555597430
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>>555598641
i know
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>>555598594
>>555598538
jesus, why would you do that
man the harpoons, man

or is there some fetish reason why you want to nail her?
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>>555598365
>I might try alcohol, she's not really big into that sort of stuff.
Here is your drink right here
UV Blue mixed with cranberry juice. You can substitute pomegranate juice as well. It will taste great and she will drink it. Also give her a 5 hour energy separately. Grape is the best one and have her chase it with more of her drink.

With the 5 hour she will not realize how drunk she is getting.
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>>555598538
OP's sister confirmed as fat

Her self esteem is probably really low it might not be as hard as you think.
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>>555598538
>FIND THE FACEBOOK ANONS!
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>>555596881
>Go to shrink make up your schozofrenic
> fuck ur sister
>blame the psychosis
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>>555598538

Yuck dood.

You must be huge to stoop that low

Just an hero anon.

Sage goes in all fields, this thead is ded
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>>555596881
>Midnight
>go to her room
>tie her up and cover her eyes
>in a batman voice tell her to be silent
>fuck her
>untie her when you are done but make sure she keeps the cover on
>go back to your room quickly
>sleep
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>>555598707
I just want to fuck her
she isnt that fat, to me anyway
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>>555598823
Oh for fucks sake not you again
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>>555598707
>or is there some fetish reason why you want to nail her?
>not OP
but she IS his sister so is that not reason enough?
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>>555596881
>>555598538
now i want to fuck you sister too.
Can you set up threesome?
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>>555599138
me first
I must deflower her
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>>555596881
http://www.sexstories.com/themes/47/Incest
Look for True Story.
Learn my brethren.
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>>555598914
we're just horsing around. well, i was at least.

but seriously, the alcohol idea is probably your best bet. and as some other anon said, she might have self esteem issues since she's on the chubby side. compliment her body.
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>>555598538
>leaving the facebook address in the filename
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>>555599185
You mean the tag or a particular story?
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>>555596881
Step one: Get friendly with her
Step two: Drugs
Step three: sex
Step four: blackmail her into more sex
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>>555599224
What should I do if things start to go south?
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I actually know this one, managed some wincest myself in my late teen years.

>Compliment her often
>Notice when she grows (Hips/chest whatever) but tease her about it a little bit, then say youre just teasing and ruffle/hug
>Masturbate loudly at night, moaning softly through the wall into her room
>Do this for a while, then "Accidentally" get caught playing with yourself, can do it in your bedroom or the bathroom or whatever
>Depending on her reaction;
>Screams and runs: Wait until late that night and try to talk to her about it, apologize and be all embarassed, conversation will open up about sex, tell her if she ever has any questions to talk to you, or needs you to get her anything, continue to repeat the last few steps until you get closer sexually
>Stands there and yells at you/calls you disgusting: Tell her that you know for a fact she does the same thing, she will probably blush and walk away. move to above step
>Asks to watch: YOURE IN

Just take it slow, remember to always be a brother first, you're looking out for her. You just need to convince her that the best way to look out for her is teach her how to properly deepthroat.
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>>555599262
Too easy.
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>>555598538

Are you really this fucking stupid.

Have fun with this guys.

>facebook com/helena.ringius
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>>555599646
>What should I do if things start to go south?
Blame it on the alcohol. This is a sure method used since the dawn of man.

Now the truth is that people generally don't do much while drunk that they don't at least have some urge to do when sober - although they stop themselves. What you really loose with alcohol is inhibition. So if she so much as grabs your ass then you SHOULD read something into that.

But for your purposes yeah... "sorry I was drunk I didn't mean anything" etc
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>>555599906
The link doesn't even work.
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>>555600170

did you put a . before the com dumbass
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THIS girl, OP?
https://twitter.com/Mareeesuh

Marisa Garguilo?
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>>555599906
>Are you really this fucking stupid.
or really that genius
that might not be HIS sister but someone else's and he wanted us to figure it out and thus ruin guy's life
>oh well who cares either way lets do it
>tell her that her brother wants to fuck and he's sharing her picture
>might get brother some Wincest anyhow
>I'd do it myself but I refuse to sign up for Facebook
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>>555600170
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>>555600325
Check it yourself, silly goose.
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>>555598538
>>555599906

This is how it is done..

>1187291_666519666692774_8(...).jpg

take out the 2 sets of 666

519692774

Put that after
>facebook com/profile.php?id=519692774

winrar
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>>555600331
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>>555600170
>>555600420
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>>555600597
instREMOVEagrDOTinSLASHuSLASHmareeesuh

Not actually sure this is her. Just google the image, though, and you get this mareeeeeesah chick and another much hotter gal who must be the girl she's with.

WOW that spam filter doesn't like instagram!
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>>555599646

You all ready fucked it up.

Lrn to rename a fucking file dipshit..
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Wow she's too fucking old OP.

Also I messaged her and said her brother told all his friends he was planning to rape her and that she should be careful.
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Not sure where her pants are in this one
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>>555601290
what a fat slut
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Lmao poor OP
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Step sister or real sister?
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>>555601280

thread saved on 4archive..

link her to it..
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>>555601476

forgot link

>http://4archive.org/b/thread/555596881
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Here's one with OP.

I don't know who this Ringia chick is, but I'm willing to bet good money that Marisa Garguilo is our girl, making her brother the dude in this pic
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>>555600895

what makes you think that is her ig?
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>>555601615
Caption:
happy birthday to my little nigglet still weirded out that you're 18 now. have fun and don't get in trouble. i love yew
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My sides hahahaha
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surely this isn't happening

rip in pieces op
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>>555600331

why do you think that is her?
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>This thread
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>>555601706
Google the image he posted. The unblurred version comes RIGHT up
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>>555598538

>Fear the spear
>Whale

Is the irony lost to everyone?
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OP is currently hanging himself
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>>555601615
Look at that weird ass nose
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Shoulda just stuck to sniffing her panties you worthless fuck
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Screen shot this thread and send it to her on facebook
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Girl on left (cropped out) of OP's pic of her is WAAAAAAY hotter

She's on the right, here
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Where did op go?
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facebookDOTcomSLASHmarisaDOTgarguilo?fref=ts

Here's her facebook
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This has been productive.
Lets expedite the situation now.
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>>555597194
Top kek.
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Hey, look who it is!

So, OP, if you're still here, how do you think she'll react when we tell her you went on 4chan and asked how we could help you fuck her?
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>>555599840
>managed some wincest myself in my late teen years.
Well Anon, you need to greentext that story for us then.
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How can OP be THIS stupid? He knows he is fucked now!

Next mission: Act like nothing when she confronts him. Tell her that someone is trying to ruin his life.
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>OPs sister sees this
>She finds it hot and ducks him
>OP winsde
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>>555596881
spam his facebook with screenshots of the thread
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OP is trolling is all. Sending this post to his sister will show how much he wants her. In theory it will get him laid.
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>>555596881
>buy crack
>slip crack into her food
>wait until she's an addict
>buy more crack say she can have it if she fucks you
>start renting sister out to recoup money
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I messaged her, personally I'm pulling for OP! Honesty is the best policy. If she wants to fuck him, well, now she knows she can! If she doesn't, maybe it's just because she never considered it!

Or maybe she'll freak out. Ah, well.
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Sorry OP it's for the best
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I really hope OP is trolling. For his sake.
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This will bring the family closer together.
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>>555604118
Or...maybe...she will be creeped to by this shit and never speak to him again
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Lovin how everybody went all Batman to find this chick
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>>555604863
I right clicked and selected "Search Google for this image"

I then clicked on 2 instagrams, picked the fattie, and searched her on Facebook.

I'm pretty sure this does not make me Batman, although I'm obviously flattered by the comparison
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>>555604863
This happens about once a week.
It usually doesnt end well for OP, either.
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so theres this chans with no mods, wat do??

i c h a n . o r g / s /
v c h a n . o r g / s /
h o t c h a n . o r g / t /
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>>555604359
Oh /b/ you sons of bitches
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>>555604863
We didn't find her. Her brother delivered her to us.
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Spam her with gore pics lol
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>>555604359
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This is beautiful.
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Well then. OP, you're fucked. Whether that's in a good way or in a bad way is entirely up to your sister.
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Clearly OP is someone that dislikes this girls brother and everyone has jumped through hoops to fulfill his personal army request.
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OP? Anything to say?
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OP killed himself.
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>>555597194
Some girl accused me of that and cops showed up at my school
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>>555605914
Im ok with this
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lol. OP likes to keep it in the family.
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>mfw I read all this shit

Love it
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>>555596881
Spike it
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>>555596881
Kill yo self nympho
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>>555596881
Nyquil
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>>555607359

You obviously don't know what a nympho is.
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>>555604359
Hi Gregory
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>>555607735
Foreal.
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>>555596881
OP, this was why too fucking easy. I hope you have some sort of brillant excuse once your sister finds out.
>>555603554
>>555604359
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Looks like OP changed his identity and went to Mexico
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>>555600594
wow how did you figure this out?

666?

is facebook some devil tool or something?
why the 2 sets of 666?
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>>555607991
Hi there most enchanting one ;)
*tips fedora*
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>>555604359
I need to know the response to this.
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just because you guys are morons, the girl is right but OP isn't her brother he just wants you retards to create a thread and post to her facebook
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>>555609070
none so far if it comes to late ill post a thread with the response
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>>555608946
>>555608946
>>555608946
It's wrong, though, which is odd.
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>>555609702
What will your grandpa say if he finds out ?
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>>555609872
illuminati at work here mate.
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>>555609702
>>555609557
I must see as well lol.
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>>555609557
Oh, didn't mean to sound like I was rushing you. You're doing gods work son, keep it up.
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I had never tried to make a fake facebook before, I did so, verified email, sent a her message with archive link and explanation (and encouragement! Still rooting for OP), but then I was almost immediately signed out and asked to verify with phone number. Only have the one, so can't really do that. Will my message have sent? I can't sign in to get replies either, sadly
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>>555610340
gotta have a fake email to ya dingus
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>>555610340
You shouldn't need a phone number. hopefully you can get back in!
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>>555609945
god just look at how bad he wants her
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>>555610340
>Make another account
>Resend message
>Use a pinger number to verify
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>>555610657
I have that, or rather a garbage one. I had actually planned to maintain this account for all my life-ruining needs.

>>555610687
Nah, I think they realized Dongle McDongleson was not a real name. Might dig out old phone, see if still connected, use number.

>>555610807
>Use a pinger number to verify
I don't know what that means, friendo
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>>555596881
Im OP and im a Faggot!
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>>555611153
I sense only the latter of those things is true.
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>>555611262

What if this was some clever ruse by OP to fuck over some poor dude who he knows?
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>>555611689
>>555611689
That was my suspicion.
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>>555609872
is it really wrong though?
if it is, then i wonder why he wrote that.

maybe a clever way to say "i am an illuminati"
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>>555611925
>>555611925
I know nothing for certain, obviously. But the pic he posted was not of the girl in that Facebook, and the girl in the pic matches up nicely both with the age, description, and..well, homelyfatness for her and fedroableness for him
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>>555611689
Oh shiiiiiiiet mind blown
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>>555611689

I had a feeling as much.

The one thing /b/ can still adequately do is likely a thinly-veiled personal army request.
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>>555596881
Watch anime with her, preferably Oreimo, Yosuga no Sora or the Monogatari series.
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>>555612960
Dafuq?
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>>555601290
around her fat knees
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>>555613848
Obviously a thing not pants
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>>555614436
*thong
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