I want to fuck my sister, how can i accomplish this?
Advice/helpful hints wanted.
OP consider being drunk and telling her (while you got a boner) that it really is too bad she is your sister. That if she wasn't your sister oh the things you would do to her
>if things go south then blame it on the alcohol.
>If she is drunk too then things might go better because she can later on blame it on the alcohol so she might go ahead
Make your conversations more and more lewd.
'Accidentally' walk out of the shower while drying your hair with your only towel, displaying your nudeness to her.
Get suggestive without saying anything, but don't make it too obvious; humans are excellent at pattern recognition.
17 huh? just do the same thing you'd do if you were trying to fuck any 17 year old girl.
get her drunk and compliment her. teenagers are fucking stupid, so that'll work if you're confident enough.
Damn it, I can't argue with that reasoning.
this is her face blurred.
ill try my best with the alcohol
and if this doesn't work there's alcohol plus the raep. but that depends on if you're willing to go there.
show us some pictures of you sister so we can somehow relate to why you want to fuck her.
any nudes or bikini stuff?
actually, disregard what i said about alcohol. try cheeseburgers.
>I might try alcohol, she's not really big into that sort of stuff.
Here is your drink right here
UV Blue mixed with cranberry juice. You can substitute pomegranate juice as well. It will taste great and she will drink it. Also give her a 5 hour energy separately. Grape is the best one and have her chase it with more of her drink.
With the 5 hour she will not realize how drunk she is getting.
>go to her room
>tie her up and cover her eyes
>in a batman voice tell her to be silent
>untie her when you are done but make sure she keeps the cover on
>go back to your room quickly
we're just horsing around. well, i was at least.
but seriously, the alcohol idea is probably your best bet. and as some other anon said, she might have self esteem issues since she's on the chubby side. compliment her body.
>leaving the facebook address in the filename
I actually know this one, managed some wincest myself in my late teen years.
>Compliment her often
>Notice when she grows (Hips/chest whatever) but tease her about it a little bit, then say youre just teasing and ruffle/hug
>Masturbate loudly at night, moaning softly through the wall into her room
>Do this for a while, then "Accidentally" get caught playing with yourself, can do it in your bedroom or the bathroom or whatever
>Depending on her reaction;
>Screams and runs: Wait until late that night and try to talk to her about it, apologize and be all embarassed, conversation will open up about sex, tell her if she ever has any questions to talk to you, or needs you to get her anything, continue to repeat the last few steps until you get closer sexually
>Stands there and yells at you/calls you disgusting: Tell her that you know for a fact she does the same thing, she will probably blush and walk away. move to above step
>Asks to watch: YOURE IN
Just take it slow, remember to always be a brother first, you're looking out for her. You just need to convince her that the best way to look out for her is teach her how to properly deepthroat.
>What should I do if things start to go south?
Blame it on the alcohol. This is a sure method used since the dawn of man.
Now the truth is that people generally don't do much while drunk that they don't at least have some urge to do when sober - although they stop themselves. What you really loose with alcohol is inhibition. So if she so much as grabs your ass then you SHOULD read something into that.
But for your purposes yeah... "sorry I was drunk I didn't mean anything" etc
THIS girl, OP?
>Are you really this fucking stupid.
or really that genius
that might not be HIS sister but someone else's and he wanted us to figure it out and thus ruin guy's life
>oh well who cares either way lets do it
>tell her that her brother wants to fuck and he's sharing her picture
>might get brother some Wincest anyhow
>I'd do it myself but I refuse to sign up for Facebook
Not actually sure this is her. Just google the image, though, and you get this mareeeeeesah chick and another much hotter gal who must be the girl she's with.
WOW that spam filter doesn't like instagram!
Not sure where her pants are in this one
Here's one with OP.
I don't know who this Ringia chick is, but I'm willing to bet good money that Marisa Garguilo is our girl, making her brother the dude in this pic
Screen shot this thread and send it to her on facebook
Girl on left (cropped out) of OP's pic of her is WAAAAAAY hotter
She's on the right, here
Hey, look who it is!
So, OP, if you're still here, how do you think she'll react when we tell her you went on 4chan and asked how we could help you fuck her?
I messaged her, personally I'm pulling for OP! Honesty is the best policy. If she wants to fuck him, well, now she knows she can! If she doesn't, maybe it's just because she never considered it!
Or maybe she'll freak out. Ah, well.
Sorry OP it's for the best
I right clicked and selected "Search Google for this image"
I then clicked on 2 instagrams, picked the fattie, and searched her on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure this does not make me Batman, although I'm obviously flattered by the comparison
lol. OP likes to keep it in the family.
You obviously don't know what a nympho is.
Looks like OP changed his identity and went to Mexico
I had never tried to make a fake facebook before, I did so, verified email, sent a her message with archive link and explanation (and encouragement! Still rooting for OP), but then I was almost immediately signed out and asked to verify with phone number. Only have the one, so can't really do that. Will my message have sent? I can't sign in to get replies either, sadly
I have that, or rather a garbage one. I had actually planned to maintain this account for all my life-ruining needs.
Nah, I think they realized Dongle McDongleson was not a real name. Might dig out old phone, see if still connected, use number.
>Use a pinger number to verify
I don't know what that means, friendo
I know nothing for certain, obviously. But the pic he posted was not of the girl in that Facebook, and the girl in the pic matches up nicely both with the age, description, and..well, homelyfatness for her and fedroableness for him