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wat up /b/,
I'm bored of this shit. I had enough. I used to be among the best, now I'm a shadow of what I was.
69 decides how I kill myself, I will deliver
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oh shit pic is legit
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>>555069142

>used to be among the best

Unlikely.

Choke yourself to death on a cock.
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You don't, you find jesus and stop begging for attention faggot
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yawn
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>>555069454
I really was, I was in the top 1% of my university, then had to abandon because my family had health problems.
But if you believe me or not is not important, I wouldn't say it would be better if I was in that place again with my family still diseased.
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>>555070386
Sorry for ip change, I am at my father's office and we have some dynamic IP system I don't understand
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with spoon
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Bump, I really need that 69
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monitoring
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>>555070386
I thought you were rich or something you're just a student lol

if you think that's enough to end yourself you should definitely end yourself for being that stupid
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tits + timestamp
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drink 1 liter of water everyday until you die
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how you gonna take pix of yourself dead
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you will live a long life and stop being a beta fag. jump back on the horse

>bitch
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>>555069142
First deliver a full frontal nude of you.
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please slit your wrist horizontally and put a sign next to it with "tumblr has tortured us long enough"
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>>555070386

You sound like a giant pussy.

Your university must be full of idiots if you're the top....which I highly doubt.

Seriously...choke yourself to death on a dick, and do the gene pool a favor.
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don't be a faggot OP, be an hero
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Do it exactly like the tumblr one with youtube streaming
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>>555069142
die of old age
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>use a syringe to inject hot bacon fat.
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Eat a bunch of spoons.
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>>555071016
I'm not from a poor family and went to a prestigious uni. I know it's not as much as saying "I have a job", "I have a family", but it was something.
People cared for me, even if for superficial reasons.
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shoot up a tumblr/feminist gathering

then kill self
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buy a gun go into a public place (with lots of people even kids) blow your brains out
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Heroin overdose.
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>>555071524

Clearly, that's why your life's shit now...they must have cared tons.

Cock, throat, now.
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First masturbate for me in skype, then just go jump off a big building or something
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>>555069142
Suck dick until you die
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>>555071547
I could go roger in public...
I am from Switzerland
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>>555071337
oh snap Das Leet

dun die because DAS GAY
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>>555069142
Yeh sure, deliver a pic of your dead body with a timestamp, or it never happened.
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>>555071524
so you're now saying that people who pretended to care no longer care because you're poor and that makes you contemplate suicide? lol you're so hollow inside

instead of raise awareness you will only look pathetic like the faggot who killed himself over for an ipod
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In front of all you love by putting a live grenade in your mouth with a live bomb strapped to your chest
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Helium Mask
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>>555071547
Oh wow now that i think of it this could be awesome alright listen:

You gonna start a youtube account and do some videos on how magnificient you are and that grills owe you sex. these videos get more and more radical. after this you will go and kill as many people as possible and make sure they find your youtube account after you are dead
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>>555071852
Tuh es bitte nicht.
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>>555071337
dude it doesn't matter if my uni was good or not. There are life circumstances. I know that I should fight and shit, but I have been fighting for 2 years and the situation got only worse. I don't care if you think that I am beta or my uni was stupid, I do wish you can have a richer life with more people than me
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>>555072034
i want this to happen roger 2.0 reroll
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>>555069142
what a waste of life, I would fucking kill a person just to touch you with a stick
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Kill yourself figuratively. Redefine your character and let the old, injured one "die".
Create a new you.
Stand proud and fearless in the face of adversity.
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cut yourself with playing cards while listening to swans new album
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bump lol
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>>555071939
They don't care because I abandoned uni, not because of money. "Friends" weren't as friendly and understanding of my situation as I had thought.
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Eat a snake and choke on it
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god would say dont do it.
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>>555072186
ich denke mal halb /b/ würde seinen linken hoden abschneiden nur um mit dir reden zu können.
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>>555071032
this.
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no exif data, picture is fake move along
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>>555072678
I am 24 yo male, pic unrelated
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>>555072323
also post sharpie in pooper
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How the fuck are you supposed to deliver if you are fucking dead?
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>>555072034
Go go
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>>555072723
i think it is somekind of social expriment. when a fat fuck says he wants to commit suicide everyone is like "do it" look what they say when a female wants to commit suicide
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Massive dildo up ass and hang self
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>>555072787
You better not have said this people here only care if you are a qt 3.14 femanon you are worthless as a male for them
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>>555072787
Fuck this. Die from old age and suffer through your faggoty life.
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>>555072947
I will think of that, maybe I could auto-upload something, or upload just the beginning, or ask a "friend" to do it (I don't have friends in the sense of somebody whom I meet on a regular basis, but maybe someone will help me with that from a publix computer or even from mine)
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inject some dank swamp kush
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Don't do it
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>>555073197
now this lol
I guess we'll just 404 now
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By breaking your neck with a dildo
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>>555073298
That would be unbearable. i would much rather go in the army if I was fit enough, a quick death is preferable to a slow decadence
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>>555072986
another try
For the record you could be superman or 10/10 fem and i would still roll this is too good
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Multiple Orgasms.
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>>555073563
So fucking close damn rolllll
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>>555073563
I would rather avoid hurting others if we have to be serious, I live (or die) and let love
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>>555073556
>if I was fit enough
beta fag go to the army and become fit
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>>555073126
reroll
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You expect us to take you srsly with no timestamp..... fucking pleb.
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>>555073556
if you don't want your life, give it to me.
if there is nothing more to live for, dedicate what's left to me

rolling
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>>555073778
Think of all the lulz you would give us! Lulz is love we are the closest people to you anyway
>>555073720
roll
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>>555073810
I know it would sound stupid to you, but I can't. Else I would have already server here, since in Switz it's compulsory
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Don't do it, you stupid selfish shit. Stop whining and deal with the fact that life is shitty sometimes.
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Join the military
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fireworks up the ass
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>>555074015
>we are the closest people to you anyway
This is actually true (aside from my parents)
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Just don't do it. I know it sounds like cliche, but seriously it will get better. You're not only hurting yourself, but also your entire surrounding if you proceed. Just try some other path in your life. Failed uni? The take a normal job that requires no edu, doesn't have to be a shitty one. Then get your life on track.
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>>555069142
4.5/10
Not qt 3.14
Desperate as fuck tho
Death by spending your whole life dating me
B)
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choke yourself to death on my dick. i will fly to wherever you are. win win
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Eat big macs until death
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>>555074285
Well that's why most of us is here
>>555074015
One last roll
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god wants you alive, other wise he would not have wasted his time.
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>>555069142
how old are you OP?
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>>555074303
it's actually really messed up, I know your line of thought is rational but my psychology is really shitty.
To be very very brief, I grew with unrealistic expectations and I was somehow "lucky or gifted", but now not anymore. i know it sounds like showing off but it's the truth: it's like I was on cocaine until yesterday and everything was phenomenal, and not I have difficulties calculating a second partial derivative
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RoOoL
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gangbang by nigger juggalos
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>>555069142
deprive yourself of sleep
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>>555074614
Despite the bullshit he is a bit right. Ask yourself how is it possible that you are here now. Why you? Couldn't there be infinite other choices but it is you. Or are you all not even real and I'm the only existing beeing?

I'm god
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death by selling your body for science
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>>555074614
As an ex-semi-physicist, I have grown disillusioned with the idea of a personal God. I wish I could believe, sometimes I forced myself to, but I don't.
>>555074650
24
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69 will not be got
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OP, your pic looks like a slightly younger Regina Spektor.
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>>555073126
one more roll
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>>555074452
Roll
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Toaster in the bath tub
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>>555074995
This is Richard Dawkins, I hve read some books of him. He's cute, but I don't see it as positively as he when he says that life is a gift in contrast to those to whom it has not been given.
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lol internet
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Take a shit ton of speed and acid. Go to a black people filled neighborhood. Yell "COME AT ME, NIGGERS" at the top of your lungs. Try to fight the niggers off.
If the niggers don't kill you, the drugs will.
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>>555074693
I also was always very intelligent but then i became lazy i spent more and more time at the computer doing nothing and now i'm just average with a major computer addiction.
I could be better but shit how can one be so lazy fuck it.
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You don't kill yourself
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>>555074971
Reroll
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Overdose on marijuana
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>>555075483
Yeah I can relate. I know lazyness = being less intelligent, but not all are born army ants
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>>555075368
But dont you think a conciousness can not come out of nothing? I'm mean how is this supposed to work? If you are unlucky you damage something even deeper with your suicide something that goes beyond life as we know it.
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>>555075648
Be the first fucking lsd overdose in the world


Spend all your shit on acid and then stream it.
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>>555069142
Hung yourself by your balls and shove a active hair burner in the hole
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OP wont deliver, fucking piece of shit. drink water until death
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>>555075648
I roll on this
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OP WILL NOT DIE
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>>555075414
Reroll
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>>555069142
uh skype with me and we'll talk about it there
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>>555069142
If youre walking through Hell keep on walking. I recommend travel somewhere to think things over
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i know you aren't real but if you were you'd be pretty hot, so I guess drown in my semen
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>>555069142
69 get. marry my fatass and live in lower middle class environment til we both die of cirrhosis or lung cancer.
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Drink the liquid out of a car battery
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NEVER DIE
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Slice throat on webcam
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>>555076085
Hell... waitaminute... FIRE! FEIRY DEATH! 40K STYLE!

Or, you know, whatever.
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Kill yourself by living a happy life and dying of old age


69 GET!!!
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>>555075414
roll
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shoot yourself after having sex with me
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>>555069142

Aging
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>>555076386
GET 69
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Butt chug a bottle of jäger
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>>555076386
Re-roll for my first red ID
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>>555069142
Join the US army and inflict your self-hate on brown people overseas.

eventually you'll die probably
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Die of old age
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Drink bleach on webcam

>>555076550
Do you fucking keep track of the color ID's you get?
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If 69 stay alive to post sauce/name on OP pic.
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>>555076201
rolling. haven't been laid in a year
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Kill yourself slowly by smoking a pack of cigarettes and drinking a fifth of whiskey every day for the rest of your life
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Put broom in asshole jump off high surface onto broom
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>>555075829
I wouldn't be so fast to say that what we experience is real. If we trust our senses, we should trust our logic, which says that we shouldn't exist. Same goes for the laws of physics.
Every discovery in science and physics belittles us even more.
The consciousness might be an illusion.
We are not at the center as we thought.
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>>555075414
rolling
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If you've got a laptop stream the webcam and jump out a high window with it in hand. If not just situate the webcam with a clear view.
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>>555076741
So summer doesnt track his id colors
gtfo you fgt
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>>555076667
reroll for Hilary Clinton
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>>555069142
Start a car in a closed garage, die from Asphyxia..
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>>555076741
Nope, but I rarely post and the red stands out most to me.


Re-Roll for my previous answers, or an optional death by snu snu
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>>555076792
For me it's 5. Sometimes I am surprised Inlost vieginity if I have to be honest.
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>>555076983
That's cool, red's my favorite color.

Reroll for throat slicing
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>>555075414
rolling in the deep
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>>555076667
this. go
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Stick hand in garbage disposal until you bleed to death
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Get rich or die trying (of old age)
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>>555076414
reroll ! i want this
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Dont.
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>go back to university
>study medicine
>devote life to making immortality in humans possible
>apply to self
>live forever you faggot
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Mr Hands 2.0
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>>555076741
>not tracking ID colors

also, marry me OP.
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Livestream autoerotic asphyxiation
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Don't kill yourself :(
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>>555074693
I can understand your feelings about loosing the grasp on your studies. I used to be a top student, usually not even needed to study for tests. now I'm having real trouble getting through the courses in uni but I'm hanging in there. That said, just don't take the "easy" way out, it's really stupid when there is so much to do out there. Just give it time, and I promise you it will be worth it. Life is ups and downs so you can appreciate the ups. It would be unwise to end in a down when there is ups ahead.
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Sit on a knife with the sharp end facing upwards and shove it up your asshole
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>>555077169
WIN FUCKING RAR
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>>555076957
This actually sounds like a great plan and something even a coward as myself who is scared of death could achieve.
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Even though cute it's clearly a kike/10.

You guys can't even spot a jew when you see one.

Go gas yourself. Or live with me while I pay for your schooling, w/e.
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Mac 'n' cheese
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>>555077175
MARRY ME GODDAMNIT
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>>555077169
69 GOT
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>>555077169

WINRAR
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op = 0 posts since begin
8/8 gr8 b8
where's ur dick OP?
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>>555076836
Well but then is it smart to try and alter (suicide) a system that we can't even begin to understand? Maybe it has no consequences who knows but i wouldnt take that risk probably just like i wouldnt modify my tv's internals if i have no knowledge of the electric.
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>>555077169
winrar
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>>555077169
Fuck you I wanted to see some action. Not like OP was gonna deliver anyways though.

OP if you become immortal make sure you make people infertile as well so the earth doesn't flood.
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>>555077169
and what a fucking winrar

GET FUCKED OP
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drown in coca-cola
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>>555077273
That's what I actually plan to do sometime, but not for now.
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>>555077273
It'd be real peaceful, you could just go to sleep. Set up a tinychat and talk to us as you pass out.
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>>555076414
roll
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>>555077169
>study medicine, learn all roads lead to cancer

Top kek
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>>55507716
ok. A deal is a deal...
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death via alcohol poisoning. no other intoxicants allowed. you can smoke cigarettes all you want though.

related story: buddy of mine just made an attempt via this method. ended up WALKING into hospital with a BAC of .43...... fucking gnarly shit. op you better go hard if youre gonna make it work
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>>555069142
>>555069452
first post 2 whole minutes after thread begin
nice ID change OP...
9/8 gr8 b8 m8, now shove sharpie in ur dickhole
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>>555077660
Re-roll
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>>555077401
That is a valid point, but on a lower, bestial level I trust the senses. Loke Johnny Cash said, the pain is the only real thing, and I agree quite a lot
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Beaver in your stockings ASAP
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>>555072723
you can remove exif data
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>>555077660
Rolling for this
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>>555077169
DESTINY. PLZ OP SAVE EVERYONE. ITS YOUR FUCKING FATE NOW
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>>555077836
I have written above that IP's here at my father's office change and I din't have control over that.
Who else would've continued to reply?
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>>555077645
You and all other people who wished me good or bad wait a few months, if things don't improve I'll return (like the Batman)
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>>555076468

So fucking close. Age motherfucker.
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>>555069142
You sound like things are bad. Sorry anon.Considering this myself. If you do an hero, ask yourself this question, do i really wanna? Because if you half arse it, take pills then call an ambulance, you could fuck your liver, brain, and cling to life a brain damaged disabled nigger.
So think it thru proper, and if u do it. fucking do it. Dont live and fuck your mind and body.
ALSO sorry anon, i know life is shit and full of cunts, niggers and heartless psychos. But also your reasons in op sound like bitch arse reasons, so you used to feel invulnerable but life fucked you up the arse....so wat cunt, its done that to us all.
Half the man u used to be? so wat, we all fuckin are. Life bends u over and rapes u sometimes....repeatedly.
Maybe it will get better, maybe it wont, but failing uni and not being liked by peers is a cunty tumblr reason to an hero.
My fucking rage is building, i had sympathy initially. But watch a loved one die u cunt, then get back to me. fucking uni bitch.
do it cunt.
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>>555078634
Uni is not the only problem, I dropped out of uni cuz of family getting a bad disease. But I appreciate your words
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>>555078634
This. This guy all the way.
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Try to assassinate the president. Succeed or fail, you'll go down in history.
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>>555077892
Life is endurance. What is frustrating me is that i probably will never understand jack shit about life. I dont know why. If you honestly think about it things could be way different the whole universes existence is so fucking weird.
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>>555078940
so what is you gon do now
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>>555079030
Alright OP this man actually has a point if you really want to die PLEASE do us a favour and take on the upper 1%. These fucking assholes need to go for the sake of everyone else.
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>>555078940
here, have some attention
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>>555079596
I'd rather he just start murdering the least intelligent people he knows until he gets caught.
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>>555079921

He can just work his way up through plans. Like take a job as a carer and feed whatever poor sap he gets stuck with nothing but sawdust. Then slowly work up the ladder until you're trying to snipe a governor from inside a laundromat.
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>>555078940
None of your loved ones are dead? Just all mangled up with disease? What disease? Ok, your aspirations are fucked now?

Simple choice take care of them, grieve for the life you thought u may have had, and crack on. Or an hero.

Teenage chinese girls deal with that too, they carry on, u should too op, sorry for my rage, but i lost someone fucking loved recently (not the first).and am considering the self kill. No offence your reasons sound a bit weak.
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See like 10 of these a day, you have not had enough, and you will not deliver. If you do decide to do it though be sure to stream it <3
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Don't kill yourself.
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Come to my place, ride my hot spicy boner, and live out your life dying a natural death. 69 get.
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>>555077169
so you gonna do this or not?
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>>555069142
Do what you want... faggot
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>>555082074
Faggot all roads lead to cancer. Lrn2medicine.

Inb4 telomerase

Faggot.
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>>555079294
I think that some people are born with this natural endurance. They do Physics, go through harship. You sound like one of them. I tried to be this kind of guy, but I'm starting to believe that I'm not, genetically. I'm the depressed weirdo archetype.

>>555079596
I actually agree on this and I think that many many peoblems can be reduced to this (even mine).
However, the 1% is too entrenched and the only way to proceed os either to collectively stop paying taxes, or to do a revolution, or emigrate.

>>555080486
I understand your point. Sorry for considering suicide for problems less serious, I know it might sound offensive.

>>555081180
If you are sure I won't deliver, why do you ask for stream? However I was considering the idea, sadly (or fortunately) I have come to decision to postpone everything and wait to see if it gets better (thanks to the 69 roll above)
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>>555082074
Yes. Atm. I am not sure however as to how O should proceed, I was expecting more of a do it/don't do it type of reply. But a pact is a pact so you lead
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>>555082529
surprise
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>>555082529
I'm also way too scared of death. I dont want to lose my identity.
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>>555082738
sorry, your problem now

probably impossible like this guy says >>555082429
but whatever, i expect delivery by the year 2069

have fun~~
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>>555083958
Yeah and remember to come back to us and share your lifespan with us so we can be the internet hate machine forever.
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>>555083693
Idk if it might be beneficial to you but I thought the same three years ago and couldn't cope with the fact that I'll die in about 50-60 years at best. Then, after almost a year of desperation, every single night I spent at home I had this recurrent thought of the fear of death and the nothingness, it vanished. Maybe that's where the depression started, but now I wouldn't care much about dying, although I'd be scared at the moment of death (because of biology).
But maybe it won't happen to you since the moment I started having death thoughts is the same when my mother started feeling worse and my father developed a bad disease.
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>>555083958
Thanks.
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>>555082529
Not offensive op, just surmountable. I actually think i'm as close as you (if not troll, good chance u are).
To use a quote " every man thinks his burden is the heaviest", so no worries.
If it's real and u dont an hero....just be fucking nice to people who are fucked...empaphise...don't follow the shallow niggers to fit in.....and remember how it feels to feel this fucking bad, and offer a cunt a bit of support if they feel this bad. Unlike me who goaded you to do it, because i am a bitter cunt.
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>>555084776
I'll do it. Thank you and sorry to hear that you are going through serious stuff. I wish that you have a better attitude toeards life than I do, the attitude is everything, the problems are not what defeats us... It's the lack of willingness to fight.
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>>555083958
>>555084669
Can you promise that if you don't achieve something medically spectacular by 2069 you'll kill yourself in a big spectacular way that'll make the news? And leave a note or something saying why you did it, that'd make me happy seeing that and remembering this since 4chan probably won't still be around then.
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>>555085865
Yes. I don't think I'll still remember 4chan, if I'll be alive at all, but I can tell you that I get bored easily and I cannot imagine myself aging on a home or with family. So going out by stepping out of a skyscraper or by going rodger on somebody's ass (I'd prefer to do it on people I repute bad, like niggers, which are not all black men but a subgroup, sorry for the racism but this thought is very entrenched in myself) is a possibility
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It's useful to know the basic mechanisms for perceiving well being/happiness.

You have to make the effort to enjoy things, enjoyment isn't intrinsic to an action. Make the effort to enjoy a taste/sound/anus/feeling. Appreciation comes with practice, love must be learned. A new piece of music may not sound good until you are familiar with it, so don't dismiss things after trying them once.

Happiness is relative. Things seem good until you see something better, so try to only compare yourself/situation to worse. Schadenfreude is important, as is an occasional good deed. Don't expect to be happy for long after obtaining what you wanted. Even lottery winners and people that become crippled end up at an average level of well being after a few months, as humans are built to adapt to situations. It's the positive CHANGE that makes us happy, the sense of acquiring or progress. Always learning something new is a good way to sustain this feeling, as well as taking breaks from the things you love. We stop emotionally responding to things that we become accustomed to, and because this takes far longer with negative things we often stop noticing the good things in our lives while pain, irritation and disappointment is easily remembered. It's easy to focus on a single positive or negative aspect of a memory or an imagined future, ignoring the small details and idealising what we want or no longer have. Hence the grass always seems greener.

Idealising the past or future can make your current situation seem worse by comparison or lead to disappointment when you achieve what you wanted. Likewise, the anticipation of upcoming unpleasantness is often worse than the thing you were dreading. If you have to do something unpleasant, don't dwell on how awful it will be, just get it over with quickly without thought.

There is no value in life unless you give it value (or just adopt the values of others like most people do). Choose achievable goals and value what is abundant to you.
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>>555083958
When your body exists as a series of cells periodically replaced by a hierarchy of stem cells all kept in working order by their machinery and the signals of nearby cells all overlaid on various non cellular matrices, you realize that everything leads to cancer. Cells go out of place (and thus no more signals) Cancer. Stem cells go whack? Cancer. Cells stop responding to neighboring cells? Cancer. Mutation in progenitor cells? Cancer. Neighboring cells no longer making signals? Cancer. Cell stops responsing to itself? Cancer.

It was my idea to live forever, but then I realized cancer is all.
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>>555069494
Yea while he's at it maybe he'll find big foot, frosty the snowman and puff the magic dragon
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>>555086512
You should tell us your name so we can keep a lookout for you when cancer is cured or lifespans are greatly elongated or something close to immortality becomes possible. Don't let us down man.

>>555086813
Cancer is by far my biggest fear, I don't mind dying in a rather quick and even painful way but I can't stand the thought of knowing I have a disease that can't be cured and my life will relatively quickly get worse as it's artificially prolonged. The day there's a cure is the day I can finally rest easy and stop worrying about feeling tumors on myself or finding a new mole. I guess thinking about it getting worse then dying is the natural way anyways and people usually get it when they're older anyways but my heart still starts pounding whenever I think about it.
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>>555086512
Post a pic of your self please
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I love you OP, life always beat us, but is better do our best until we dont have any option, cuddles...
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die an old life,with me as my wife.
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Be sure to become an organ donor first. And call the paramedics just before you are going to die. And don't use drugs. You could save the lives of a bunch of people who actually want to live. Also don't kill yourself, it's probably going to be super not fun and then you are going to be a karmic tard and end up somewhere random in your next life.
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>>555087743
Cancer isn't a disease in the way you're thinking of diseases. It's not a virus, or a simple mutation. It's millions of ways your body starts growing out of control through it's own natural repair mechanisms. Cancer is an imevitability. We could cure heart disease and everything known to man. We are cancer waiting to happen. Aging is the natural result of your body suppressing its own repair mechanisms to stave off cancer. Enjoy dying of cancer.
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>>555084669
decide faggot
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>>555088784
I know that, I just said disease because it's the commonly used term. I suppose condition would have been more accurate.
>Enjoy dying of cancer.
Thanks, I won't.
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>>555088784
*everything else known to man
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contrading AIDS. 69 GET.
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>>555089000
noice
>>555088784
just out of curiosity, would it be possible to just repeatedly eliminating the cancers through treatment for the rest of your life allowing you to theoretically live forever?
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Hide under your bed and light a toaster on fire in your room. Stream it.
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>>555089000
Do you plan to die of something else first or just fill your body will sucrose solution and freeze yourself while still alive? Huehuehue checkmate cancer.

Alternately, St. Paul tells us life is in the blood, and it is the Lord's. I bet if you start chugging the lifeblood of people satan will grant you immortality.

Captcha: His armmeal
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>>555069142
Hire a black male escort. Deepthroat his big black dong. Duct tape around the back of your head and neck and wrap it around him. Choke on his dick until you die.
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>>555077269
You also 69 got...
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Or die of natural causes at an old age with a large happy family.
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>>555089667
No. Eventually all of your DNA will become too short and corrupted.
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>>555090048
If I get regular blood transfusions from newborns can I stay young? Is that the fabled fountain of youth, right under our noses the whole time?
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