This happened today >25th birthday today >out to eat with

>>555052134
Good man.

you did nothing wrong, good for you op. fuck that tough guy acting idiot. you won fair. besides, you cant be a pussy for winning that engagement. you swung first.

>>555052134
That story was hard as fuck OP.

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>>555052134
kek

is your hand okay?

>>555053017
kinda sore but still works

>>555053017
>>555053152
he had a glass jaw, some WIGGER kid who thought he was the shit

ive hated him since ive meet him but sister has no sense of judgment

>>555052134
You did good OP, women are stupid to stay with fucks like that. Should've stomped his nuts too.

>>555052134
sucks for your nephew

>>555053404
im not violent but saying that infront of my family set me off also the fact he was disrespecting me for no reason what so ever

Any1 wanna post some tits anyways?

>>555053784
I get ya OP, I'd have kicked his ass too if he fucked with me on my b-day.

I have hairy pot-tits but I'm sure you don't want to see those.

>>555052134
Today OP was not a faggot. Good job anon.

>>555053784
you did the right thing
fuckers need to learn to respect other people
I'm a poor person myself and if I ever got a richer gf I'd try to be friends with everyone
fuck that guy

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>Drew

I can share a shitty story that happened to my GF's cousin if anyone is interested.

>>555054203
go ahead

>>555053919
lol well thx anyways /b/ud

>>555054203
do it

>>555054179
yes my name is drew, why?

http://youtu.be/hyRAs-lKqHY

i hope this cheers you up op.

this guy is srsly the hero of the day for me. and im a man. anyways, still want to write drew on my tits?

OP hes probably going to get a bunch of his wigger friends to stab you outside your apartment now, hope you have a gun or something

>>555054423
because your sister was about to post how much of a dick her brother was and saw this thread.

>>555054423

Aw shit OP, you've been found

>>555054836
>>555054862
>dramatictrombone.wav

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>>555054465
lol thx for that its PUTIN me in a better mood

>>555054203
Just got this story today, so I assume it's going on now.
>Cousin (lets call him rob) is with his GF for five years, been living together for two.
>GF wants to go to disneyworld
>Rob thinks, why the fuck not. Starts formulating plan to propose to her.
>Let me clarify, she doesn't do shit. He pays for everything.
>Every-fucking-thing.
>So, everything is perfect, makes normal girls into total saps.
>Pops the question, shows nice ass ring (I saw it, it was fucking nice.)
>Doesn't just gets shut down, Rob gets laughed at.
>Told she was just using him for his money, wanted to baby trap him and blah blah blah.

And that's how he got stuck for another two days at disneyworld with the coldest bitch ever. I feel bad for the dude, because he's a pretty cool guy. I told him to get an early flight and strand her at disney.

>>555054836

or maybe was she about to post her tits

>>555054836
i lold

>>555054862
SHIIIIIIIII, nothing to hide here

>>555052134
your sister sounds like a slut

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>>555055169

>>555055334
>get an early flight and strand her at disney
That would be the best way to dump that bitch. Was she at leat hot?

>>555052134
10/10 would do same, but in the end you gotta realise that whores are whores, sadly even if they are family.

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>>555052134
> Pic related

>>555055334
that sux man, fuck that bitch

>>555055354
geh, dont think I would want to see them just because shes family INB4 incest not for me

>>555055645
7/10 I'd say, but I wouldn't have traded my GF for her even before this happened. Something about her just struck me as odd.

10/10 didn't believe a word of it

another nice story here
>femanon friend i know since birth
>having a boyfriend for three years
>father of my friend is a sailor, so they are all going together for a boat trip
>first evening on board
>boyfriend tells her that he betrayed her and has a new girlfriend
>needs to sleep two more weeks next to him

still can't believe what kind of moron this is...

>>555055847
post pick of ur sore hand

>>555055555

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>>555056560
like I said its just red and a bit sore, didnt break the skin

sorry to disappoint

>>555052134
Well done for being a real man about it.

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>>555057074
to bad this isnt you in person

>>555057308
You did that just now, you fucking idiot. I fucking hope this is b8

>>555057821
I so want that pipe

>>555056527
>not offering your bed to her
You missed out buddy.

>>555057928
regardless of what u think I hit him a total of 2 times if you read, literally did no damage to me or my chin

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>>555058101
yea its beautiful, I wish I could find custom glass like this

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My only regret OP was that I couldn't be there to laugh and post pics

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>>555053326

>wigger

Good job Drew, from another Drew. Wiggers need to be shown that to emulate a violent lifestyle leads to violence and not respect. People don't respect nig-nogs they just fear random violence. He's never gonna get a good job if he can't fit his balls in his pants for an interview and your sister will dump him hard at that point anyhow.

>>555058341
What? It's obvious you just punched a wall or some shit...

>>555058597
Yeah. I need to get a new piece because my asshole brother stole mine. I looked on etsy and there're some great places but they're based in the US and cost quite a bit so I think I'll just go for a regular spoon... I am not a rich man.

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>>555058707
ok bud

>>555058597
Find a glass shop that's off the radar, they usually do. I know the guy who owns one and they have a bunch of crazy cool shit, bought a $50 handmade bowl piece from it. Post in a second. (usually don't use it since I vape and run it through a bong with an L-joint, more efficient and you don't get throat butter as quick)

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>>555058873
yea i just caved and bought a roar instead of something custom. I wish I was rich, ohh the pieces I would have

>>555059156
Need to pay a visit to the head shop once I have money. Trying to sell shit so that I can get a new pipe, because I don't smoke any other way... I also have a friend who started selling so I have to decide between buying some weed for a really good price from him, or buying a pipe and probably missing the opportunity...

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Well I'll let this die out everyone enjoy their day, feel free to post stoner pics ill keep checkin this /thread/ till its gone and posting to replys

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>>555059724
im a sucker for smoking but I guess its what you want more at the time

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>>555059156
The right is the bowl piece, left is a container I named Cherry Poppins; and you can actually spin it like a dreidel or whatever that Jew spin top's called. Bitch is tough too, dropped her 4 feet up onto hardwood, not a scratch.

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>>555052134
DELIVERED OP. HAVE A HAPPY BDAY BRO

>>555060107
Das Hot

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>>555060107
YES!!!!!!, this made my day

>>555060107
and this, is how /b/tards celebrate their birthday.

>>555059962
Yeah, I use pipes and if not a pipe, then a bong, but I usually have a pipe with me. I might go to the dealer and get the weed so then I have some for when I get a pipe, it's 3 grams for £15 which is half price... Just gotta get the money now...

>>555060748
I'd love to find a dealer that sells something other than cheese round here to be honest...

>>555060748
i hear ya man, the struggle is real

>>555060107
this guy again

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>>555061092
i love this guy

>>555052134
pic of deadbeat pls

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>>555060107

this nigga right here lmao

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>>555060107
>>555060650
Fuck it, here's my man-tit Drew. Happy b-day /b/rother.

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>>555052134
Why didn't you beat the shit out of your sister too? She made a baby with this asshole!

>>555061450
that nip though

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>>555061370
people were bitching about my hand being on the wrong side. so yeah.

***Fixed

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>>555061450
lol thx bud

>>555061248
dont have one nor do I have his book of face

>>555060107
You're the man

>>555061567
You know it butters your biscuit.

here's mine.

>go into cheque cashing place
>cash cheque
>skeevy latino teen sees my cash, follows me outside
>grabs my arm to try to drag me into alley
>look fat and weak
>actually built like a gorilla, and have shitty posture
>grab his hand and whip him over my head into the ground like a ragdoll
>stand there holding him off the ground by his dislocated arm while i patiently explain to him why he should consider getting a job if he wants to have convenient access to cash

>>555061248
>>555061812
op pls make it happen

>>555052134
You did the right thing OP
He was being disrespectful on your birthday and continued when he coulda jumped the train

>>555061450
Jon Snow really let himself go.

>>555062145

he's actually my assistant manager now and is going to be getting his EMS ticket in a few months.

>>555061683
Hey you're the guy with the picture of the mating pandas on your wall

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>>555062176
I dont know his last name /b/ros, I know his first name is nick and thats about it besides him being a skinny tall fuck. I had to swing up to hit his jaw I know that

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>>555062742
Fair enough. Anyway, happy birthday OP, you did well.

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>>555062919

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>>555063146
thx /b/ud

THX for all the man tits also gents

Happy birthday, OP.

>>555052134
Well I've got a story to tell, nothing much and it happened to my friend. I'll tell it from his point of view
>be me 18
>going out with grill that is also 18 for a few years
>I'm crazy for her and I feel that she loves me immensely
>one day I find out she cheats on me with redneck faggot
My friend lives in Alabama, met him at LSU
>break the fuck with that cheating bitch
>claims I raped her and beat her
>everybody that knew us knew I wouldn't do shit
>banned from campus and arrested and tried
>few months later a trial, not guilty, mainly because there was no evidence besides some angry bitch telling rape
>back on campus and surprisingly everybody is cool, women still talk to me
>she violates the restraining order multiple times kik'ing me and shit, FB PMing me
>report her multiple times and the police and of course they side with the womyns
>about 8 months later the fucking 19-20 year old bitch has a 'planned' pregnancy with deadbeat while they both have little financial stability
>with twins

>>555057821
I want so hard but would be too scared to use it

>>555060107

>typicalFF14fan.jpg

>>555060107


I remember you

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>>555063426
I know right, after 2 uses it would probally change colors and just not be the same.

How does one smoke art?

>>555063416
Nothing pisses me off as much as false accusations of rape and the cops always siding with womyn

>>555063416
Any way
>faggot 'disappears' coincidently
>bitch tried fucking begging for me back
And now I quote my friend
>"fuck you I am not your plan B! You fucking tried to ruin my life by claiming I fucking beat and rape you and now because your deadbeat fuckface 'boyyyyfrennnn' leaves you you want me back? FUCK YOU! I got banned from campus and almost got kicked out and by a fucking miracle I wasn't public enemy. Go fuck yourself cheating whore"
>multiple months later she has the twins with the father not by her side
>one of the twins doesn't survive childbirth and she is fucking ruined and bawling
>she drinks a lot now and the kid is taken care of by her grandma now

Sorry for the shitty story, just felt relevant to family/friends being assholes

>>555063479
not sure if that is good or bad, ive played it since beta, soo yeah. old beta, i still have the original collectors edition from its first release

>>555052134
My bday is in a week and my name is also Drew. So I will live precariously through FemAnon titty posts.

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>>555064085
Eh, sound like karma. Stupid bitches get shit.

>>555063829
Reminded me of my pipe.
>pic related

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>>555064251
I wish we could get some, the shit would make my bday

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This is what I'm smoking when I can

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>>555064573
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>>555064573
heres my piece, her name is marceline

>>555065264
What's smoking with a pipe like that like? You can get them pretty cheap but I feel like weed would be wasted...

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>>555059962
>>555059797

Just recently bought an herbal vaporizer, that shit is fucking amazing.
Weed lasts long as fuck, no smoke, ash, tar, no coughing, no irritated throat, shit is fucking amazing.
The picture of that bud got me to rant

Happy /b/irthday nig, do the world some justice and stay safe

>also my vape

>>555052134
pics of knuckles or it never happened faggot

>>555065413
How much did that set you out, /b/ro

>>555065640
read the rest of the /thread faggot

inb4 summerfag

>>555052134

Hey OP...You're alright in book. Happy Birthday :)

>>555065413
Pax still cost about $250?

>>555065237
kek, made me chuckle.

I just prefer pipe tobacco over cigs, a nice calming smoke.

>>555065264
Good looking pipe she is, haven't named mine still.

Though mine's a briarwood pipe not a glass one.

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>>555052134
tl;dr

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>>555065751
249.99 retail
I don't make much (yet, collegefag w/ a job) but I live as frugal as I can.

>>555066282
how is this to long? pleb

>>555066282
that was too long for you?

how old are you kid?

>>555061683
your beard looks legit though

>>555052134
10/10 doing god work anon

>>555058103
i like the way you think.

Today OP was not a faggot.

>>555052134
what was the dumb thing he bitched about?
cause leaving that out of the story kinda messes it up. the odds of you being an overreactive brat who didnt get all the attention on his birthday seems about 50%...

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>>555065413
>>555064984
>>555064573
my old stash, out now