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4chan is filled with forever alone boys

Tumblr is filled with forever alone girls

Why don't you two find love with each other?
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>>554995765
shut the fuck up, tumblr.
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>>554995765
Because all the girls on tumblr are man hating feminists, who's movement is a big part of the reason we are alone in the first place.
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hey that's actually a good idea, except 4chan is full of racists, "cis scum" (hate this term) and tumblr is easily offended by the slightest fucking comment about feminists

>easily offended
>more like shit hits the fan and make a big deal
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>>554995765
Because everyone here is a faggot anyways.
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>>554995765
how about you shut up and post more of those 4chumblr pics
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>>554995765
g8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8
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>>554995905

So it's a chicken or the egg type deal. Are they man hating feminists because they are alone or because men won't give them a chance? Either way there are possibilities of love.
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Not this time...not this time.
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oh look, another tumblr thread. this is worse than self mutilation.
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tumblr = fat ugly cows who hate men because they look like shit

4chan = masterrace
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>>554995765
>mfw this is exactly why they keep picking on each other

ah, young love.
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>>554995765
4chan=freedom of expression
tumblr=rights end where feminazi feelings begin

gee idk why the userbases hate each other??
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>>554996281
No there isn't.
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>>554995765
You failed. Get over it.
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>>554995765

Don't be so trusendre to each other, 4chan and Tumblr.
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>>554996843
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While 4chan might not be high up there on the list of places to find a good man. At least its not a place filled with women who hate men, are triggered by random bullshit, make up their own; race, gender, mental disorder, sexuality and flip out at everything with their "NO FUN ALLOWED" mentality.
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>>554997062
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>>554997129
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>>554996476
>>554996515
this
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>>554996843
>>554996914
>>554996962
>>554997012
>>554997062
>>554997129
>>554997191

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
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OP is landwhale tumblr bitch desperate for even the lowest of men.
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>>554997256
This
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>>554997191

Are these two supposed to represent websites? If so, which ones?
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>>554997364
thought the same, deviantart and the other one, no clue.
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>>554997256
hahahahahahahh
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>>554996605
>YOU CAN NOT BAN ALL OF US
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
kek
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>>554997364
deviantart and pandora
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Sounds like a fun idea but i tried tumblr once and got lost
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>>554997485
DeviantArt on the left, soulpatch dude is Pandora.
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>>554997364

DeviantArt and Pandora
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Well its an interesting thought but the problem is that 4chan is mostly men about 20 and up and tumblr is pretty much all 12 year old girls so I dont.....
wait, this makes it a perfect match for /b/!
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>>554998129
>wait, this makes it a perfect match for /b/!

Ha! Oh, /b/. You're so kray-kray.
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>>554995765
Because tumblr is filled with degeneracy (gay pride, feminism, human rights bullshit, emo crap, vegans and so on).
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>>554998129
Nah mate first of all 12 is too old, second tumblr girls are really crazy. I dated this girl for a few months and she was a feminist by day and rape enthusiast by night, shit was crazy as fuck. I don't even understand how you can spend all day yelling how evil rape and muh wage gap is and then call yourself a dirty slut who wants to be fucked in front of her friends. It's hard to rape the willing anyway so no thanks, best to steer away from them.
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>>554995932
>>554995765
I don't think that 4chan has that many racists on it than other sites. To some degree I think everyone is prejudiced. On an anonymous site like 4chan people can express who they are deep down without any real consequences. Do you really think that everyone that posts on a jew hating thread or a black hating thread is openly racist irl? 4chan isn't filled with screwed up people, we're just in an environment where no censorship is needed. If we really were messed up, then we wouldn't see anything wrong with the real weirdos on this site (like the guy who posted his home made sex dolls on a battle station thread). Just my opinion. I imagine tumblr is the same way. People change themselves to fit in, and on a site with feminist culture I imagine the people aren't that feminist. This idea is actually really good, I think.
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>>554998594
/thread
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>>554995765
What a wonderful idea! My hobbies is taking long walks in the forest and collecting nuts. I`m sure theres a gal out there for me that would join my adventures!
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I may suck and I might be a shitty person.

But I'm in no hurry to pair myself with someone who will just make my life more miserable.
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>>554995765
I know one tumblr girl and she's very pretty and she's nice but we only have a few common interests.
Probably 99% the same for everyone else too
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Have you seen the selfies they spammed on their website? Tumbltards are all fucking disgusting.
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>>554995765
Because hating eachother is the reason we both became forever alone.
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I like you op.
There is only one flaw in your plan.

There are no girls on the internet.

But i enjoyed your lonly faggy daydream about meeting a girl on the internets.

Thanks for that.
p.s. you're still a fag.
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>>554999082
you're a funny guy
i wish there was more like you
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>>554999460

A man can dream, can't he?
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>>554995765
this.. actually makes fucking sense...
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ehoever the anon was that told this bitch that her brain tumor will kill her

stay classy sir

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xn8sbYHcjI
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>>554995765
Because both sites have both females and males, and a lot of them actually have relationships (outside of /r9k/)
also a lot of people who use tumblr actually browse 4chan so this doesn't make much sense anyways
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>>554995765
In a perfect world, all the newfags would pair up with tumblr girls and enter into a sub-dom relationship in which they are continually anal-raped by dildo-wielding, anti-armpit shaving feminists. This would, of course, prevent them from producing any offspring, hence purifying the gene pool.

I fully support this plan.
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>>554997584
Yeah thank you for clarification, that one was a bit tough
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>>554999683
4chan is sadistic
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>>554999082
is there a pic of him with his penis visible?
>pls i need this
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>>554999618
Yes thats perfectly fine.
Wanna hear about my daydream?
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>>554999896

Okay.
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I'd fuck a tumblr feminist...
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>>554999819
I am sadistic. 4chan is a kindergarten sandbox for autistic children to play in.
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because all the tumblr girls I know (including myself) are hella fucking gay and we dont care about you gross nerds
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>>555000093
Tits please
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>>554999957
I fucked a tumblr feminist. if you ever want to break them off. do everything in your power to make them quit first. life will be easier without the bitterness and rape accusations
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>>554999671

She's actually cute and seems like a nice girl.

>she was actually triggered
Ahahahaha
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>>555000024
Childlike sadism is also some kind of sadism.
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>>555000093
hell most of us (including myself and OP) are flaming homosexuals and wouldn't want your soggy slit anyway.
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>>554995765
Tumblr has cooties.
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>implying tumblr is filled with forever alone girls
it's actually filled with a lot of different people, if you're referring to the social justice shit; oh god forbid oppressed groups speak out to not be treated like shi--
"OH WHITKNIGHTING HUEHUE HOMO LOVING FEMIN--"
gtfo
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But then who was >>555000000
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>>555000000
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arent tumblr people like.. fucking mental?
at least here at 4chan we're aware of the fuckery we're causing. those tumblr people have actual mental illness.
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>>555000373
Fag
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>>554995765

Because on tumblr the girls are now boys who hate men and male things
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>>554997587
wtf is pandora?
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>>555000373
All sides are terrible. Including you. AND me.
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>>555000373
check thiss doubl-trip nubs
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tbh this 4chumblr thing isnt gonna work out because most of tumblr is lesbians
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>>554999945
Well, i have no draw skills so here goes the greentext.
>tumblr learns from failed raids and picks a little bit of strategy.
>hugeass irc raid channel is made to carry out a devastation attack is made
>full of raging feminist hates.
>single anon stumbles upon it, by accident.

>undercoverenemylinies.gif

>steers discussion in to the direction how to actually hurt them
>undercover anon tells them the only weak point anon has.
>everybody is a fag
>huge raid making fun of gay basement dwellers is a large success
>/b/ unusable for hours

>sometimelater.jpg

>tumbler gets shut down because of hate crimes against fags.
>judge gets all ip addresses and makes all feminists apologize.

>with proper timestamped tits.
>anon posts gore, because everyone is a fag

the end.
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>>555000497
>>555000514

How soon will >>555555555 come?
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>>555000673

That would be a funny comic.

9/10
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No one is that desperate.
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>>554998831
>I dated this girl for a few months and she was a feminist by day and rape enthusiast by night, shit was crazy as fuck.
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>>555000373
Fact:
most of the SJW on tumblr are middleclass/white/cis/girls that like to be offended for other people/groups.

Truescum is the most offensive term. and is also used by these faggots.

people that get offended by you not knowing that they are poly-bi-sexual genderfluid otherkin. (like they treat it like an attack). then screech "Im not your educator"

the fact that these types of people are the most vocal part of your scene. it really drowns out the actual plight of oppressed activists. and god forbid if you dare disagree with any of their flawed opinions
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>>555000693
~14 days or so
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>>554999957
its not rape if she's got a bag over her head
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>>555000790
Yeah, to bad i can't draw shit.
Bike accident with 12. My entire right brain hemisphere still feels numb.

Might make a video game out of it, though.
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>>555000024
>fantasies about men getting pegged
>I'm tho thadithtic
You autistic fucker. Topkek
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>>555000373

If you're white and living in America, then you can't cry oppression.... even if you ARE a female, transexual, or anything like that. If you're white in America you are living on land that was stolen from the Indians, built up by enslaved black people, and currently forcing millions of chinese people to work in sweatshops for your merchandise. If you're white in America, you are NOT oppressed.
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>>555001453

Please be bait.
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>>555001529
He's not wrong...
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>>555001529
I mean come on, we live in a world where you can freely claim to be a male lion trapped in a teenaged girls body ffs, you're gonna get shit for it maybe but you are not fucking oppressed. There's a difference between oppression and people treating you Like you have silly fucking ideas but not actually giving half a fuck about you.
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Can we just rape tumblr bitches? easier to do and then chuck them in the basement until we want more fun
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>>555001529
Don't know if >>555001453 was bait but just in case I agree with him.
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>>555002163
Getting there.
You lack current events, though.
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>>555001649

Today's White Guilt is total BS. They are making White people who had absolutely nothing to do with slavery or racism of the past. White Guilt is not on par with slavery or racism that nonWhites faced but it is a form of racism. No redefining of the word racism can explain it any other way. These people are doing what racist Whites do to put collective guilt on the a minority of nonWhites who commit crimes. I wouldn't say Whites are oppressed but they surly are being bullied by radical leftest. How about this? Everybody, White or nonWhite, Jew or Gentile, male or female, whatever, should be seen as individuals and neither be advantaged nor disadvantage for whatever demographic they belong too. This is true equality.

>>555002163
I agree with you on those Tumblr polygender/otherkin nonsense. It's not oppression to be treated as a weirdo.
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>>555002271
because everyone knows a feminist's vag is covered in teeth and is as cold as the void
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Why don't you shut the fuck up
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#Bait
There is reason both sides are forever alone, only thing that makes tumblr girls girls is they vageygey, and 4chan is full of fags, wizards or social derps so yeah thats why.
#Drwho #hashtagsarenowathing
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>>555002503
fine no feminists only the other girls of tumblr
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so if all 4chan dudes are gay and all tumblr girls are gay then why are we still talking? I have boobs to touch lol get yer dick outta the way
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>>555001453

>stolen from the Indians
This land was conquered just as other lands were conquered. It's unfortunate but this is how things went back then. The Amerindians did it to themselves anyhow.

>enslaved black people
A minority of Whites owned slaves and the the Africans captured other Africans to sell to Whites.

>forcing millions of chinese people...
No one is forcing these people to make our goods. They certainly deserve better conditions and higher wages but they comparably their standard of living increased. If anybody is "forcing" these people work in sub par condition for little wages it is the Chinese government for not legislating for their citizens.

>Whites are not oppessed

Agreed, but this collective guilt is undeserved. No one should be punished for what their ancestors or contemporaries crimes, Black or White, Jew or Gentile, nobody.
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>>555001453

A lot of Americans were enslaved by Arabs from the barbary states..

see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
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>>555000693
Never, dubs are disabled.
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can't we just agree that no one should be held responsible for what some assholes did 200 years ago and just stop being massive dicks
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>>554999618
>4chan rapes tumblr
>tumblr cums
nice
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>>555003617
I don't want to agree with you.
You probably suck!

Stop oppressing my hate!
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>>554995765
>Why don't you two find love with each other?
Because I'm pretty sure as forever alone as we both are both sides are smart enough to avoid a mutually abusive relationship.
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yeah..

the tumblr girl should be hugely fat and that would be more accurate.
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>>555003837
well yeah I suck and I respect your freedom to be an asshat if thats what you wanna do. you dont have to like people, but if everyone at least tried to act like decent human beings then the world would at least be a calmer place
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>>554995765

Simple, the two groups are the polar opposite in behavior, belief and philosophy.

It's like putting a snake in a mongoose cage thinking they are going to get along because they're a different gender.
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>>555004108
No. It probably won't.
There is very good reason it won't.
Mostly because it never worked out for everybody that tried it.

You are truly clueless.
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>>554998910
Holy fuck you got it
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i've fucked 2 tumblr feminists.
secretly they want to be dominated.

ideas about men are fucked though, somehow we're all rapists.

trust me neither of them looked like that cartoon girl. both where overweight.
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>>555004541
So.....
Pic's or it didn't happen?
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>>555004320
yeah ok, but who has ever tried it? sure, call me clueless, but you can't expect me to believe that every conflict in history was created by people trying to be NICE to each other
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>>554999656

How so?

I don't see how a normal, well adjusted person can tolerate modern feminism, let alone somebody from here.
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>>554995765

Tumblr: Man hating femanazis
4chan: Woman hating misogynists

Tumblr: Says dumb shit and takes itself cereal
4chan: Says dumb shit and acts chaotic

Tumblr: Bunch of edgy teens saying dumb shit for attention
4chan: Bunch of edgy teens saying dumb shit for attention

The only difference is the male female demographic, and when acting like a retard one is joking about it the other is being super cereal.

4chan is Tumblr and Tumblr is 4chan.
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>>555000373
Die, please die.
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>>555004703
Nah, those that wanted to be nice usually loose.
Mostly because of their niceness.

And that's why your clueless. You think that, if everybody would be nice, everybody would continue to be nice.

But yeah, that does not happen. One will be a cunt and spit in somebody else's soup.
Some time passes.
Congratulation, you have a fight now.

So, yeah, you are an idiot and i spit in your soup.
Do your christian other cheek shit, you're still gonna be mad.
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>>555004969
I don't think that tumblr has a female audience big enough to speak of.

You got numbers to back that bold claim up?
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>>555004541
Lol
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>>555004969
and troll is troll
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because 4chan is full of pissbabies who are scared of women and all the horrible laughing and rejecting they could do and tumblr is full of crybabies who are scared of men and all the horrible raping and murdering they could do.
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>>555005363

But our stories about rejection are real.
Their 'almost rape' fantasies are imaginary.
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>>555004703
Wow, your lack of emotional maturity and perception on this subject is quite special.

'People' who start conflicts have never thought it was anything other then unavoidable, necessary and above all morally correct. Whether or not it is actually any of these things is completely irrelevant.

People don't do things they think are wrong, they may learn to regret it later but in the moment, to them the decision is made its always the correct choice otherwise they wouldn't fucking choose it.
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>>555005601

It was real in their mind.
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>>555005294

Tumblr has a large male group, but is predominantly female and is represented by women, just like 4chan will have some women who lurk but is represented by males.

And no sorry I wish I could but then again you could say the same for 4chan.

>>555005327
I am not trolling just because you are mad that you have been using male Tumblr all this time, does not make my comment a troll comment, sorry you had to find out this way.
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>>555005601
obviously you have never looked at a real statistic about rape in your entire life.

and do you actually not see the issue here? the biggest thing these guys are afraid of is being without a fuckmate, the biggest thing they're afraid of is being killed.

get your priorities straight.
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>>555005118
hey when did I ever said that I believe that everyone on earth is going to be nice forever? I just said it would be calmer, not that it would end all war forever. I've spent enough time on 4chan to know that some people are just chronic assholes lol I'm just tired of being cynic, its a lot easier to enjoy life when you still have some hope for humanity left. Also why do you assume I'm christian? is it impossible for non religious people to have a positive outlook on life?
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>>555005601

Sometimes I wonder if they don't make that shit up entirely for attention. Like nothing happened at all. People start retarded threads like that here all the time.
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>>555005816
>Tumblr has a large male group, but is predominantly female and is represented by women, just like 4chan will have some women who lurk but is represented by males.

You mean, your dominant stereotype of a tumblr user is female?
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>>554995765
Tumblr girls only like other tumblr girls like them - feminist, non-shaving and lesbian

4chan is full of trap loving queers

Basically, Tumblr is attracted to manly women while 4chan is attracted to womanly men
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>>555006068

The trap fappers are a minority here. There was a time when trap threads were trolled into oblivion here as soon as people took notice of one.
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>>555005601
I agree with you, anon.

>>555005879
Man are raped three times more than Women (Men raping Men). They don't show this statistics. It's not a issue. It's like fights. You can't stop fights, you can't stop rapes. Tough I agree the majority of rapists are men. And besides, the chance of a normal man (irl: white middleclass for example, but really ANYONE normal) raping a women is the same of him killing someone. We follow the law, dude.
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>>555005879
>obviously you have never looked at a real statistic about rape in your entire life.


More importantly than looking at the staistics, is looking at how they were collected.

For example, the CDC did a telephone poll survey which counted things like a married couple having sex when they are drunk as rape.
That produced the 1 in 5 figure that is blindly repeated by feminazis and even the president.

Ironically, a lot of husbands have drunk sex and technically they are being raped too. But we dont tend to shout that statistic from the hilltops. Just the wives.

>and do you actually not see the issue here? the biggest thing these guys are afraid of is being without a fuckmate, the biggest thing they're afraid of is being killed.

I thought rape was worse than death because the victim has to live with the trauma afterwards..
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>Gf is Tumblrite
>Cried over the raids
>Got cheer-up sex
Thanks guys
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>>555005952
>I've spent enough time on 4chan to know that some people are just chronic assholes
Oh, you learned that on 4chan? what kind of gated community did you grow up in, then?

>lol
you do know that abbreviation, do you?

>Also why do you assume I'm christian? is it impossible for non religious people to have a positive outlook on life?
Because of the multitude of logic flaws, your immunity to reason.
But because you being a dick to everybody, telling them that THEY are wrong, and your view is the only view and all in all being a righteous dick about it.
Guess i have some stereotype issues, then.
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>>5550057832
aah I wasn't actually talking about "big" conflicts when I made my first statement, the conversation just kinda drifted that way. I do agree with what you're saying, and I do know that the people behind said conflicts always did what they thought was best from their point of wiev.
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>>555006476

Noice.
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>>555002628
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>>555005963
>Sometimes I wonder if they don't make that shit up entirely for attention. Like nothing happened at all. People start retarded threads like that here all the time.


Well here in the UK some 70 odd percent of rape accusations turn out to be false in a court of law.

These feminazis would have you believe their imagination over the justice system however.
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>>555006017

I agree that the stereotype of a tumblr user is some hipster chick
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>>555003146

Whites are oppressed in most western countries, United States being an undeniable example. I can't think of a more Caucasiaphobic country besides maybe Sweden. Whites are denied jobs and education on the basis of their racial background. That is oppression.
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>>555005816
Really I created a tumblr blog just because a friend of mine told me to do so. I think she was into me, but in the end it was just friendzone. I just said: fuck this and never cared for the blog after that. Yeah, I know I was naive.
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>>554995765
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>>555006429
Virtually all Men -> Men rapes happen in prison. Which is kinda special circumstances.
You should mention that. Omitting that fact weaken's your point, fellow anon.
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>>555006068
What the fuck are you talking about??

Why do anons feel the irresistible urge to act so fucking obnoxious in threads?

I don't care what you fap to, I don't care about your waifu, and if you wanna get married to a pillow, more power to you, I really don't care either way.

But acting like a fucking troll around me in threads and trying to shove your summer down my throat every chance you get makes me want to punch you in the IP.

Way to turn a neutral lurker like myself into a newfag out of sheer self-defense, faggots. Brilliant move.

I'm a straight fucking man, 25 yo university student that loves gore and other mental shit, you can't say these fags represent fucking /b/ ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED??

Fuck you and the entire fur/trap/fag group, fucking lowlife retarded wastes of men, I fucking hate you, die
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>>554997849
>>554997587
What the hell is pandora?
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>>555006752
needs more fat
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>>555006752
The 4chan guy needs to be fatter too.
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>>555006895
Some music streaming shit nobody uses anymore.
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Music source for people who don't know how to use pirate bay.
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>>555000093
>>555000313

Now kiss
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>>554995765
lmao i did that, but anime > girls
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>>555006637

Eh..........
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>>555006865
Technically /b/ is all of the above regardless of what the other options are. Purely because of the vast variety of lurkers/fags on here.
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>>555007048
This
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>>555006784
why is no one bringing up the fact that the amount of female rapists is almost equal with male (like a 46/54 ratio, I don't have the source at the moment) and that rape has actually gone down by 80% since the eighties..?
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>>555006535
1. I was only using 4chan as an example, there are plenty of assholes in this world
2. oh come on, as if this conversation needs a grammar war as well
3. I have to admit that it feels like you are putting words in my mouth here. I never said that anyones views are wrong, where did I even say anything about other peoples views? I'm simply stating my own opinion. I don't really care if you disagree with me, though it makes me kinda sad that youre this much opposed to positive thoughts? before this goes any further I just want to say that I know that total peace on earth is probably impossible and that there will always be assholes etc. I just don't want to go through my life hating humanity
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>>554998910
maybe the first part for this website but Tumblr lets women show how shitty they are.
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>>555007152
Because they have no penis, duh.
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Oh look it's this thread again.
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>>554999318
But some of the diapergirls are real qt.
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>>555006865
Calm down anon
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This thread is giving me cancer
I'm off to play some CS1.6
>tfw i use hitbox models
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>>555007281
ohhhh right. I forgot you can't rape or sexually assault without a penis. Pathetic.
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>>554995765
because tumblr is full with lesbian feminists and 4chan is filled with basement-dwelling neckbeards
those 2 demographics can't live together happily
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Do you really want these people to breed?
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>>554998831
What's her number?
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>>555006865
>implying I like the traps/fur fags

come on son, step up
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>>555007210
>1. I was only using 4chan as an example, there are plenty of assholes in this world
if you mark text before you click the post number it will be copied for you.

>2. oh come on, as if this conversation needs a grammar war as well
Nah, i just try to make you remember that the top lie in the internet is typing "lol" somewhere.

>3. I have to admit that it feels like you are putting words in my mouth here. I never said that anyones views are wrong, where did I even say anything about other peoples views? I'm simply stating my own opinion. I don't really care if you disagree with me, though it makes me kinda sad that youre this much opposed to positive thoughts? before this goes any further I just want to say that I know that total peace on earth is probably impossible and that there will always be assholes etc. I just don't want to go through my life hating humanity

Of course i put words in your mouth. Its called argumentation. You say a and b and i say that makes c.
And on positive thoughts: I hate when people argue from the higher ground of their selfpicked "values".
And yes, you will never achieve your world piece by shoving down your system of arbitrary rules whats right and whats wrong down everybody elses throat.
You, my friend, need to embrace diversity, not trying to turn everybody in some hippy mindset drone, unable to think for themselves.
And the people that you call assholes, well, i call them people that are willing to stand up for themselves.
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>>554998910
Dude. Of all my friends That i know is on here, every one Of them is racist
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>>555007471
Well, apparently you think that people can rape others by sending them pictures of dead cats or disagreeing with them on the internet.
But let me tell you from firsthand experience, its quite hard getting and maintaining erection.
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>Tumblr
>Foreveralone girls

Actually, no. It's rather full of wannabe teenage and young adult models that wandered from Instagram and Deviant Art, though that doesn't mean it's full of ugly lesbian feminists.
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>>554998831
if this isn't already a copypasta it damn well needs to be
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>>554997012
>except
it's accept.
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>>555008531
You bet. I remember my first time I was like "Yes, I've been fapping and preparing for this day since 10 years old! I've been watching porn and will be the king of sex! My erection will last two hours and this bitch you fall in love with my dick!"

>put dick inside
>waka waka
>10 minutes later
>cum.webm
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>>554998910
anons say racist stuff but i doubt they really mean it. everyone else doesn't but thinks the same stuff in their blackest of hearts and secretly really do mean it. that's why anyone with the temerity to say racist stuff publicly gets torn a new one: they remind the mob of how racist they secretly are
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>>555009056
Finally somebody gets it!

You win again.
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>>555001453
oh, now it's our fault the indians were bad at haggling
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>>555009401
Yes it is. But you made up for it by renaming the redskins.
So everything is fine now.
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>>555009506
we whites have an old saying: "git-r-done"
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>>554995905
>Because all the girls on tumblr are man hating feminists

And all the boys on /b/ are woman-hating misogynists. It's a perfect match!
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You guys know that not all "tumblr feminists" are fucking batshit crazy, right? I'm not a man hater, I shave, I shower, but you know what? Nobody on tumblr wants a fucking woman hating, misogynistic asshole. People from Tumblr don't WANT to date people from 4chan. You guys only like 11 year old girls anyways.
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Everyone on Tumblr is a lesbian for attention
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>>555010718

dont deny you want my chubby fat body, slut.
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>>555010718

Boobies please.
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>>555010430
They can hate each other while hating themselves!
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>>555010718
>11
10 actually
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>>555000373
>kek'd
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>>555010718
And you realize as a non-misogynistic realistic guy, I don't want to date a women who has such completely warped views from whatever social media site she chooses to use.
Not everythings as simple as you make it.
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>>555010718
Bitch just pressed because nobody wants your filthy transtrender pussy. now why dont you go make a ranting post about this that nobody gives a shit about so you can get back to cutting yourself slut
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>>555000594
I think it's the place that Borderlands 2 took place on
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>>555010718
Mmhmm...........shit the fuck up, Hitler 9/11 cunt
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>>554998831

my girlfriend is the exact same way. spouts feminist nonsense all day long, but as soon as she's in bed, she wants to get hit and raped

girls make no fucking sense
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there are no single girls in california, they all live in the midwest
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>>555011481
Yeah having a girlfriend is nice
Buuuut
Have you ever had stuff crust pizza?!
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>>555005294
Oh, I'm fairly sure the females on Tumblr are plenty huge, anon
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>>555011615
I live in the Midwest
They're all pathetic or fat or both.
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>>555011625
I threw a baguette at a cat once.
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>>554998910
>what is /pol/
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>>555010718
>You guys only like 11 year old girls anyways.

N-no, not only 11 year olds!
We like all girls in the 7-12 year old range!
N-not that it's a-any of your business! BAKA!
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>>555011796
Or gold diggers, or absolute fucking psychopaths.
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>>555011715
Wait what?
Are they plenty huge in numbers or in size?
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>>555001649
I mean "it" is...
>being thoughtful of tumblr fags on /b/
>don't even touch my euphoria
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>>554996843
It's not that i like tumblr or anything

Baka

(although I have to admit it is a good place for some of my fetishi.
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>>555011909
But they're all sluts
Mainly because there is nothing to do here.
Come to the Midwest, you'll get your dick wet for sure
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>>554998831
>mfw
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>>555012195
What on earth could that possibly be.
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>>555011951
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>>555012446
Meh.
I don't think that ANY website (with the exception of facebook) has a "large female audience".
Its just guys and guys pretending to be chicks.
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>>554997584
thanks for pointing out the joke faggot
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>>554999683
or they are all faggots and prevent from producing anyway.
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>>555001453
No one is oppressed in America, cut the bullshit, Latinos get to cry about immigration bull shit no one eel gives a fuk about and the Asians run just about every small time bootleg scheme and get away with it making good money. Blacks well niggers will be niggers
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>>555006017
Pretty much. Whenever you read about Tumblr, it's always regarding an angry, genderless, fag-friendly, left-wing, free-thinking, other-kin, unprivileged, feminist. Weight varies.
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>>555011796

The Northwest is the best of both. Too bad that unless you live in a major city it's basically deserted.
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>>555010430
Found the feminazi
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>>555012391
well i used to find decent bestiality on tumblr but that's gone.

but there is some pretty decent puppy blogs on there.
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>>555012250
I've lived in the midwest my entire life. Sex is too easy out here. I think I need to go to europe.
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The girl I'm going for atm is a tumblr chick. Guess this kinda can work...
But then again, do I want her
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>>555012857
Whenever i read about it on 4chan. But, yeah, outside of 4chan i've never heard of tumblr, nor do i know ANYBODY that uses it.
For me tumblr is basically a myth. I went there once, but there was nothing to see.
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> https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales

glorious petition
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>>555010879
top kek
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>>554995905
sure....thats why /b/tards are alone...lol
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>>555012930

Wrong! I'm the woman-hating misogynist.

But I don't hate the lolis. That's why I'm here.
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>>555013067
Dogfucking does not really fit the stereotype.
On the other hand, its not consensual, probably. Are the dogs all male?
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>>555000630
>>555000373

checks the double-trip nubs... gets double-trip nubs... nice
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>>555013067
>I used to watch dogs fuck women
>Now I follow puppy blogs
4chan, a place where zoophiles go pedo.
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Forever Alone Guys
>Crass
>Joke about everything
>Fun first

Forever Alone Gals
>Naggy
>Self-entitled to getting a guy who is way out of their league
>Gets offended for the sake of being offended

Last two being the major dealbreakers.
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>>555005601
Newsummerfags and tumbler threads.
Btw chumbler sounds like a weird porn site about gore
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>>554996605
>You do not have the right to ban us
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

MODS=GODS!
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>>554995765
it's filled with boys or girls, it's just filled with freaks...
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>>554995905
>>555010430

So, they're tsundere for each other?

I need porn for this.

>Fuck you 4chan, you oppressive racist scu--mmm
>Fuck off Tumblr, you're a cancerous, degenerate fu--mrhmmm
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>>555015021
I picture it as being a bunch if shitty rotten fish in a washing machine or dryer.
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>>555015812
Yall niggas remember november 12, 2010 right?
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>>555016045

Can you tell the story all over again?

I feel like 4chan and Tumblr are a match-made in hell.
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>>555016198
>November 12, 2010
>4chan decides to raid tumblr with gore and other shit like anons did yesterday or a couple days ago or whatever.
>we called it: Operation Overlord
>we raid tumblr
>they raid us back with cats
>pretty soon it was a war that went on for 4 days
>suddenly some anon reminded everyone that tumblr is filled with virgin girls. 4chan has virgin guys.
>in the end everyone was ok and 4chan and tumblr fell in love and there was peace once again.
>then more 4chumblr fanart came in and that was pretty sweet.
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>>555004954

You know those Two and Half men episodes where Charlie hates a specific girl so much, but he can't seem to get rid of her and has sex with her in the end?

It's like that.
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>>554995765
Dated a bunch of tumblr chicks. All they fucking do is talk about themselves and how special they are. Had one girl tell me she was a child prodigy and was going places. She fucking was a cashier at Pizza Hut (no education). Oh and they all have this grand book they plan on writing. Fuck em. I'm done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MlrPESdDI
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>>555016987
B-but... that kind of turn me on.
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>>555016802
>pretty soon it was a war that went on for 4 days
Bullshit, you obviously weren't there. What really happened

>/b/ talked about the raid for days
>we prepared our canons
>before the time of reckoning came moot shuts down /b/
>can't coordinate with each other
>we take down the main pae and mostly just scared tumblr
>we move on

The art came much later and nobody gave a single fuck except that one screenshot of some guy saying we should all fuck each other that you probably saw.
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>>555016987
I'm dating a tumblr girl right now. She's a singer/dancer/actress and i'm a multinstrumentalist/songwriter/cartoonist-for-school-newspaper, we're both proud of what we do and genuinely impressed by one another, we go to parks and sit under trees and talk about life and shtuff, it's the life.

The only really shit things going on right now is
>my mom is super jealous of her, got kinda ear bitey on me and girlfriend called cps, they did nothing and now mom hates gf
>i had a bit of a pill problem in the beginning of the relationship and now whenever i'm any mood outside of okay the gf has to ask if i'm high or not

But otherwise 10/10 life is good.
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okay so I made a tumblr. What do I do now to get the virgin bitches?
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>>555018067
go outside
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>tfw gf uses tumblr regularly
>afraid of her finding out I browse 4chan

can't we just be friends
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This is like fucking Frank and Marie Barone.

Or Eustace and Muriel.

Think about it.
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>>555018192
This is so fake in a wrong and weird way.
That really messed with my head.

10/10
Fuck you!
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>>554998910
Saying racist things has almost turned into somewhat of meme on here, and I don't like that. Like I can understand a good ol' racist joke because any good joke is a good joke, simple as that. But when it comes to a discussion where race has no place and THAT anon who tries so hard to fit in says something like "stupid fucking nigger" without any meaning to it, that shits stupid.

We've got enough already shit memes on here and elsewhere, stop with the racist meme shit.
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>>555006476

Damn, 4chan got someone laid. Mark this day in the history books.
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What are some available tags, that I can get everyone's attention?
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>>555018783
You don't control the rules if you don't like it leave nigger
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>>555018881
#Attention #MyParentsAreCommunists #SoldiersDontUnderstandMyPain and my personal favorite #OurWar
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>>554995765
There is a very good reason why both groups are Forever Alone. We're both extremely unlikable and it has driven us both to the point of extreme hostility towards everyone Especially those individuals we blame for our Forever Alone status. Namely, the opposite gender.

So in reality, Tumblr and 4chan are like those two kids you know who are exactly alike but hate each others guts.
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>>555011854
...are you me?
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>>555019004
Obviously not, or I could ban faggots like you.
All I did was say something you fuck.
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>>555019234
You must be new here... Like seriously, the racist thing has been going on since like... 2006 atleast.
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What if /b/ pretends to be Tumblr and raids itself, then hits Tumblr even harder with a "counter-attack"?

I think we should go to tumblr and instigate a raid. Make them raid us. LOL.

Imagine how fucking crazy it will be when they found out they were manipulated by 4chan to raid 4chan, thus creating a bigger war between the 2 sites.
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>>555019482
>Make them raid us

yeah! lets get them to come over so that it would be easier to rape them!
good idea anon
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>>555019482
>pic related
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>>554995765
>love is for the weak
>life is pointless
>anon being edgy
>fuck green text gonna go cry now
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>>555019392
I understand, that doesn't make what certain people do any less than memes. Like if I were to call you a nigger, which you are, it's not quite the same.

It's the people that are new and feel the need to be edgemaster 3000 anytime anything black is shown. I mean if that's truly how they feel then whatever, good on them, but so much of it is fake as well. I just hate that fake bullshit that people try so hard to do in order to fit in.
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>>555019482

Thats what happened the first time.
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>>555019771
How is you calling me a nigger right now even relevant? Isn't that exactly what you were bitching about?
>lrn2debate
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>>555019834
>>555019690
>>555019643
I think it would be fun to make tumblr look like idiots. Even more than they already do.

I don't think it would be hard to convince them to raid us again. I think that's an even better Idea than the one I originally had. It's like we gave them the gun and made them pull the "trigger". Instead of us framing them.
>lel trigger
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What were the tags that were raided?
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>>555019941
In the context it's making fun of you and basically calling you a shitdick. There is no black to be found here. There's no genuine, or attempt to seem genuine attempt racism.
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>>555019165
This.
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>>555006865

b.b.b.but I don't even like traps! I just browse /b/ for "mental shit" (?)

no wait don't look in that folder IT'S PRIVATE!
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>>554996605
>mental rape
>even if we haven't been raped
lolwut
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>>555020216
Context is not always an easy thing to prove though.
But I guess that's a fair point.
We should probably raid reddit with niggers and stuff.
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I think it's hilarious how in these comics tumbrl is a girl with an average body type
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Because they are swagfag teenage whores.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0fpMzoNVKE
some faggot saying we are horrible people. How dare tumblr fags say this
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>>555017697

Once you started listing you occupations and hobbies I was convinced I hated both of you.
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>tfw no average tumblr feminist to have hatesex with
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>>554995765
Because they are quite literally everything I hate in this world.
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Lemme distill 4chan for you fuckers in one image so you can shut the fuck up.
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>>555018310

Who?
>>
Because we're gay.

/thread
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>>555021113
*tips fedora*

Kek'd I'm going to find his tumblr account now.
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Tumblr is filled with forever alone lesbien/feminazi
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>>555021359
>Eustace and Murie
Stupid Dog, ya make me look bad!
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>>555000497
proxy
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>>554995765
it's not enough to put two people who are lonely in a room in order to stop them from being lonely. They have their own problems which is why they are lonely, they don't cancel eachothers problems out.
>>
I don't have the income or social support to deal with rape accusations.
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>>555021227
there is, you just need to be willing to make consequences.
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>>555000373
The trips.
Plus, tumblr is basically all that. Just emo faggots wanting attention, potheads posting their "weed sacks" and feminazis bitching about the the oppression.
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>>555022171

Like what?
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>>555001453
What you're demonstrating right now is white oppression. You're neglecting my opinion or social inadequacy because you think that I have none. Whether or not that may be true, by you saying I'm not oppressed because I am a white male in America, is a form of oppression on white men in America.
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>>555022376
See:
>>555021954
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>>555022480
This kind of autism is my trigger
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>>554995765
We are like krill.
We don't like fucking whales.
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>>555022495

But I said average.

not Feminazi.
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>>555000216
>>554996843
>>554996914
>>554996962
>>554997012
>>554997062
>>554997129
>>554997191
>>554999618
This is all fucking reddit
I know I know call me a faggot but I went to reddit because I heard about tumblrs planned raid and wanted to see if these guys knew about this

And what the fuck do you know?
This same exact shit was said
>did you hear about the raid on 4chan?
>yeah its most likely going to be a massive failure
>I agree let's sit back and watch
>those two are a match made in heaven
>yeah 4chan is a bunch of virgins
>and the tumblrinas can't get a bf
>they're perfect !

I shit you not I seen this you can chose to believe me or not but its the truth
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>>555011054

Anon, download a proper board viewer such as 4Charm. Yours looks like utter shit.
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>>555023132
Sounds like something they'd say. The way we want to be assholes, and tumblr wants to be special, reddit also wants to be superior.
>>
Imageboard browser masterrace>>555023209
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>>554995905
See? This is the kind of bullshit why EVRYONE hates 4chan right now.
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>>555023095
the average tumblr feminist is a feminazi.
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>>554996396
This is no time for irony.
4chan and tumblr are in a war.
...Or something
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>>555023095
it's like an on/off switch, feminazi is the average feminist.
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>>555022704
buttangrymad
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>>554996515
Because EVERYONE on tumblr is a sJW
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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