4chan is filled with forever alone boys
Tumblr is filled with forever alone girls
Why don't you two find love with each other?
hey that's actually a good idea, except 4chan is full of racists, "cis scum" (hate this term) and tumblr is easily offended by the slightest fucking comment about feminists
>more like shit hits the fan and make a big deal
how about you shut up and post more of those 4chumblr pics
So it's a chicken or the egg type deal. Are they man hating feminists because they are alone or because men won't give them a chance? Either way there are possibilities of love.
>mfw this is exactly why they keep picking on each other
ah, young love.
Don't be so trusendre to each other, 4chan and Tumblr.
While 4chan might not be high up there on the list of places to find a good man. At least its not a place filled with women who hate men, are triggered by random bullshit, make up their own; race, gender, mental disorder, sexuality and flip out at everything with their "NO FUN ALLOWED" mentality.
Well its an interesting thought but the problem is that 4chan is mostly men about 20 and up and tumblr is pretty much all 12 year old girls so I dont.....
wait, this makes it a perfect match for /b/!
Nah mate first of all 12 is too old, second tumblr girls are really crazy. I dated this girl for a few months and she was a feminist by day and rape enthusiast by night, shit was crazy as fuck. I don't even understand how you can spend all day yelling how evil rape and muh wage gap is and then call yourself a dirty slut who wants to be fucked in front of her friends. It's hard to rape the willing anyway so no thanks, best to steer away from them.
I don't think that 4chan has that many racists on it than other sites. To some degree I think everyone is prejudiced. On an anonymous site like 4chan people can express who they are deep down without any real consequences. Do you really think that everyone that posts on a jew hating thread or a black hating thread is openly racist irl? 4chan isn't filled with screwed up people, we're just in an environment where no censorship is needed. If we really were messed up, then we wouldn't see anything wrong with the real weirdos on this site (like the guy who posted his home made sex dolls on a battle station thread). Just my opinion. I imagine tumblr is the same way. People change themselves to fit in, and on a site with feminist culture I imagine the people aren't that feminist. This idea is actually really good, I think.
What a wonderful idea! My hobbies is taking long walks in the forest and collecting nuts. I`m sure theres a gal out there for me that would join my adventures!
I like you op.
There is only one flaw in your plan.
There are no girls on the internet.
But i enjoyed your lonly faggy daydream about meeting a girl on the internets.
Thanks for that.
p.s. you're still a fag.
Because both sites have both females and males, and a lot of them actually have relationships (outside of /r9k/)
also a lot of people who use tumblr actually browse 4chan so this doesn't make much sense anyways
In a perfect world, all the newfags would pair up with tumblr girls and enter into a sub-dom relationship in which they are continually anal-raped by dildo-wielding, anti-armpit shaving feminists. This would, of course, prevent them from producing any offspring, hence purifying the gene pool.
I fully support this plan.
I fucked a tumblr feminist. if you ever want to break them off. do everything in your power to make them quit first. life will be easier without the bitterness and rape accusations
>implying tumblr is filled with forever alone girls
it's actually filled with a lot of different people, if you're referring to the social justice shit; oh god forbid oppressed groups speak out to not be treated like shi--
"OH WHITKNIGHTING HUEHUE HOMO LOVING FEMIN--"
Well, i have no draw skills so here goes the greentext.
>tumblr learns from failed raids and picks a little bit of strategy.
>hugeass irc raid channel is made to carry out a devastation attack is made
>full of raging feminist hates.
>single anon stumbles upon it, by accident.
>steers discussion in to the direction how to actually hurt them
>undercover anon tells them the only weak point anon has.
>everybody is a fag
>huge raid making fun of gay basement dwellers is a large success
>/b/ unusable for hours
>tumbler gets shut down because of hate crimes against fags.
>judge gets all ip addresses and makes all feminists apologize.
>with proper timestamped tits.
>anon posts gore, because everyone is a fag
>I dated this girl for a few months and she was a feminist by day and rape enthusiast by night, shit was crazy as fuck.
most of the SJW on tumblr are middleclass/white/cis/girls that like to be offended for other people/groups.
Truescum is the most offensive term. and is also used by these faggots.
people that get offended by you not knowing that they are poly-bi-sexual genderfluid otherkin. (like they treat it like an attack). then screech "Im not your educator"
the fact that these types of people are the most vocal part of your scene. it really drowns out the actual plight of oppressed activists. and god forbid if you dare disagree with any of their flawed opinions
If you're white and living in America, then you can't cry oppression.... even if you ARE a female, transexual, or anything like that. If you're white in America you are living on land that was stolen from the Indians, built up by enslaved black people, and currently forcing millions of chinese people to work in sweatshops for your merchandise. If you're white in America, you are NOT oppressed.
I mean come on, we live in a world where you can freely claim to be a male lion trapped in a teenaged girls body ffs, you're gonna get shit for it maybe but you are not fucking oppressed. There's a difference between oppression and people treating you Like you have silly fucking ideas but not actually giving half a fuck about you.
Today's White Guilt is total BS. They are making White people who had absolutely nothing to do with slavery or racism of the past. White Guilt is not on par with slavery or racism that nonWhites faced but it is a form of racism. No redefining of the word racism can explain it any other way. These people are doing what racist Whites do to put collective guilt on the a minority of nonWhites who commit crimes. I wouldn't say Whites are oppressed but they surly are being bullied by radical leftest. How about this? Everybody, White or nonWhite, Jew or Gentile, male or female, whatever, should be seen as individuals and neither be advantaged nor disadvantage for whatever demographic they belong too. This is true equality.
I agree with you on those Tumblr polygender/otherkin nonsense. It's not oppression to be treated as a weirdo.
There is reason both sides are forever alone, only thing that makes tumblr girls girls is they vageygey, and 4chan is full of fags, wizards or social derps so yeah thats why.
>stolen from the Indians
This land was conquered just as other lands were conquered. It's unfortunate but this is how things went back then. The Amerindians did it to themselves anyhow.
>enslaved black people
A minority of Whites owned slaves and the the Africans captured other Africans to sell to Whites.
>forcing millions of chinese people...
No one is forcing these people to make our goods. They certainly deserve better conditions and higher wages but they comparably their standard of living increased. If anybody is "forcing" these people work in sub par condition for little wages it is the Chinese government for not legislating for their citizens.
>Whites are not oppessed
Agreed, but this collective guilt is undeserved. No one should be punished for what their ancestors or contemporaries crimes, Black or White, Jew or Gentile, nobody.
well yeah I suck and I respect your freedom to be an asshat if thats what you wanna do. you dont have to like people, but if everyone at least tried to act like decent human beings then the world would at least be a calmer place
Simple, the two groups are the polar opposite in behavior, belief and philosophy.
It's like putting a snake in a mongoose cage thinking they are going to get along because they're a different gender.
i've fucked 2 tumblr feminists.
secretly they want to be dominated.
ideas about men are fucked though, somehow we're all rapists.
trust me neither of them looked like that cartoon girl. both where overweight.
yeah ok, but who has ever tried it? sure, call me clueless, but you can't expect me to believe that every conflict in history was created by people trying to be NICE to each other
Tumblr: Man hating femanazis
4chan: Woman hating misogynists
Tumblr: Says dumb shit and takes itself cereal
4chan: Says dumb shit and acts chaotic
Tumblr: Bunch of edgy teens saying dumb shit for attention
4chan: Bunch of edgy teens saying dumb shit for attention
The only difference is the male female demographic, and when acting like a retard one is joking about it the other is being super cereal.
4chan is Tumblr and Tumblr is 4chan.
Nah, those that wanted to be nice usually loose.
Mostly because of their niceness.
And that's why your clueless. You think that, if everybody would be nice, everybody would continue to be nice.
But yeah, that does not happen. One will be a cunt and spit in somebody else's soup.
Some time passes.
Congratulation, you have a fight now.
So, yeah, you are an idiot and i spit in your soup.
Do your christian other cheek shit, you're still gonna be mad.
because 4chan is full of pissbabies who are scared of women and all the horrible laughing and rejecting they could do and tumblr is full of crybabies who are scared of men and all the horrible raping and murdering they could do.
Wow, your lack of emotional maturity and perception on this subject is quite special.
'People' who start conflicts have never thought it was anything other then unavoidable, necessary and above all morally correct. Whether or not it is actually any of these things is completely irrelevant.
People don't do things they think are wrong, they may learn to regret it later but in the moment, to them the decision is made its always the correct choice otherwise they wouldn't fucking choose it.
Tumblr has a large male group, but is predominantly female and is represented by women, just like 4chan will have some women who lurk but is represented by males.
And no sorry I wish I could but then again you could say the same for 4chan.
I am not trolling just because you are mad that you have been using male Tumblr all this time, does not make my comment a troll comment, sorry you had to find out this way.
obviously you have never looked at a real statistic about rape in your entire life.
and do you actually not see the issue here? the biggest thing these guys are afraid of is being without a fuckmate, the biggest thing they're afraid of is being killed.
get your priorities straight.
hey when did I ever said that I believe that everyone on earth is going to be nice forever? I just said it would be calmer, not that it would end all war forever. I've spent enough time on 4chan to know that some people are just chronic assholes lol I'm just tired of being cynic, its a lot easier to enjoy life when you still have some hope for humanity left. Also why do you assume I'm christian? is it impossible for non religious people to have a positive outlook on life?
>Tumblr has a large male group, but is predominantly female and is represented by women, just like 4chan will have some women who lurk but is represented by males.
You mean, your dominant stereotype of a tumblr user is female?
Tumblr girls only like other tumblr girls like them - feminist, non-shaving and lesbian
4chan is full of trap loving queers
Basically, Tumblr is attracted to manly women while 4chan is attracted to womanly men
I agree with you, anon.
Man are raped three times more than Women (Men raping Men). They don't show this statistics. It's not a issue. It's like fights. You can't stop fights, you can't stop rapes. Tough I agree the majority of rapists are men. And besides, the chance of a normal man (irl: white middleclass for example, but really ANYONE normal) raping a women is the same of him killing someone. We follow the law, dude.
>obviously you have never looked at a real statistic about rape in your entire life.
More importantly than looking at the staistics, is looking at how they were collected.
For example, the CDC did a telephone poll survey which counted things like a married couple having sex when they are drunk as rape.
That produced the 1 in 5 figure that is blindly repeated by feminazis and even the president.
Ironically, a lot of husbands have drunk sex and technically they are being raped too. But we dont tend to shout that statistic from the hilltops. Just the wives.
>and do you actually not see the issue here? the biggest thing these guys are afraid of is being without a fuckmate, the biggest thing they're afraid of is being killed.
I thought rape was worse than death because the victim has to live with the trauma afterwards..
>I've spent enough time on 4chan to know that some people are just chronic assholes
Oh, you learned that on 4chan? what kind of gated community did you grow up in, then?
you do know that abbreviation, do you?
>Also why do you assume I'm christian? is it impossible for non religious people to have a positive outlook on life?
Because of the multitude of logic flaws, your immunity to reason.
But because you being a dick to everybody, telling them that THEY are wrong, and your view is the only view and all in all being a righteous dick about it.
Guess i have some stereotype issues, then.
aah I wasn't actually talking about "big" conflicts when I made my first statement, the conversation just kinda drifted that way. I do agree with what you're saying, and I do know that the people behind said conflicts always did what they thought was best from their point of wiev.
>Sometimes I wonder if they don't make that shit up entirely for attention. Like nothing happened at all. People start retarded threads like that here all the time.
Well here in the UK some 70 odd percent of rape accusations turn out to be false in a court of law.
These feminazis would have you believe their imagination over the justice system however.
Whites are oppressed in most western countries, United States being an undeniable example. I can't think of a more Caucasiaphobic country besides maybe Sweden. Whites are denied jobs and education on the basis of their racial background. That is oppression.
Really I created a tumblr blog just because a friend of mine told me to do so. I think she was into me, but in the end it was just friendzone. I just said: fuck this and never cared for the blog after that. Yeah, I know I was naive.
What the fuck are you talking about??
Why do anons feel the irresistible urge to act so fucking obnoxious in threads?
I don't care what you fap to, I don't care about your waifu, and if you wanna get married to a pillow, more power to you, I really don't care either way.
But acting like a fucking troll around me in threads and trying to shove your summer down my throat every chance you get makes me want to punch you in the IP.
Way to turn a neutral lurker like myself into a newfag out of sheer self-defense, faggots. Brilliant move.
I'm a straight fucking man, 25 yo university student that loves gore and other mental shit, you can't say these fags represent fucking /b/ ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED??
Fuck you and the entire fur/trap/fag group, fucking lowlife retarded wastes of men, I fucking hate you, die
why is no one bringing up the fact that the amount of female rapists is almost equal with male (like a 46/54 ratio, I don't have the source at the moment) and that rape has actually gone down by 80% since the eighties..?
1. I was only using 4chan as an example, there are plenty of assholes in this world
2. oh come on, as if this conversation needs a grammar war as well
3. I have to admit that it feels like you are putting words in my mouth here. I never said that anyones views are wrong, where did I even say anything about other peoples views? I'm simply stating my own opinion. I don't really care if you disagree with me, though it makes me kinda sad that youre this much opposed to positive thoughts? before this goes any further I just want to say that I know that total peace on earth is probably impossible and that there will always be assholes etc. I just don't want to go through my life hating humanity
This thread is giving me cancer
I'm off to play some CS1.6
>tfw i use hitbox models
>1. I was only using 4chan as an example, there are plenty of assholes in this world
if you mark text before you click the post number it will be copied for you.
>2. oh come on, as if this conversation needs a grammar war as well
Nah, i just try to make you remember that the top lie in the internet is typing "lol" somewhere.
>3. I have to admit that it feels like you are putting words in my mouth here. I never said that anyones views are wrong, where did I even say anything about other peoples views? I'm simply stating my own opinion. I don't really care if you disagree with me, though it makes me kinda sad that youre this much opposed to positive thoughts? before this goes any further I just want to say that I know that total peace on earth is probably impossible and that there will always be assholes etc. I just don't want to go through my life hating humanity
Of course i put words in your mouth. Its called argumentation. You say a and b and i say that makes c.
And on positive thoughts: I hate when people argue from the higher ground of their selfpicked "values".
And yes, you will never achieve your world piece by shoving down your system of arbitrary rules whats right and whats wrong down everybody elses throat.
You, my friend, need to embrace diversity, not trying to turn everybody in some hippy mindset drone, unable to think for themselves.
And the people that you call assholes, well, i call them people that are willing to stand up for themselves.
Well, apparently you think that people can rape others by sending them pictures of dead cats or disagreeing with them on the internet.
But let me tell you from firsthand experience, its quite hard getting and maintaining erection.
Actually, no. It's rather full of wannabe teenage and young adult models that wandered from Instagram and Deviant Art, though that doesn't mean it's full of ugly lesbian feminists.
You bet. I remember my first time I was like "Yes, I've been fapping and preparing for this day since 10 years old! I've been watching porn and will be the king of sex! My erection will last two hours and this bitch you fall in love with my dick!"
>put dick inside
>10 minutes later
anons say racist stuff but i doubt they really mean it. everyone else doesn't but thinks the same stuff in their blackest of hearts and secretly really do mean it. that's why anyone with the temerity to say racist stuff publicly gets torn a new one: they remind the mob of how racist they secretly are
You guys know that not all "tumblr feminists" are fucking batshit crazy, right? I'm not a man hater, I shave, I shower, but you know what? Nobody on tumblr wants a fucking woman hating, misogynistic asshole. People from Tumblr don't WANT to date people from 4chan. You guys only like 11 year old girls anyways.
And you realize as a non-misogynistic realistic guy, I don't want to date a women who has such completely warped views from whatever social media site she chooses to use.
Not everythings as simple as you make it.
Bitch just pressed because nobody wants your filthy transtrender pussy. now why dont you go make a ranting post about this that nobody gives a shit about so you can get back to cutting yourself slut
Mmhmm...........shit the fuck up, Hitler 9/11 cunt
>You guys only like 11 year old girls anyways.
N-no, not only 11 year olds!
We like all girls in the 7-12 year old range!
N-not that it's a-any of your business! BAKA!
I mean "it" is...
>being thoughtful of tumblr fags on /b/
>don't even touch my euphoria
No one is oppressed in America, cut the bullshit, Latinos get to cry about immigration bull shit no one eel gives a fuk about and the Asians run just about every small time bootleg scheme and get away with it making good money. Blacks well niggers will be niggers
Pretty much. Whenever you read about Tumblr, it's always regarding an angry, genderless, fag-friendly, left-wing, free-thinking, other-kin, unprivileged, feminist. Weight varies.
Whenever i read about it on 4chan. But, yeah, outside of 4chan i've never heard of tumblr, nor do i know ANYBODY that uses it.
For me tumblr is basically a myth. I went there once, but there was nothing to see.
Wrong! I'm the woman-hating misogynist.
But I don't hate the lolis. That's why I'm here.
Forever Alone Guys
>Joke about everything
Forever Alone Gals
>Self-entitled to getting a guy who is way out of their league
>Gets offended for the sake of being offended
Last two being the major dealbreakers.
Newsummerfags and tumbler threads.
Btw chumbler sounds like a weird porn site about gore
>You do not have the right to ban us
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
it's filled with boys or girls, it's just filled with freaks...
So, they're tsundere for each other?
I need porn for this.
>Fuck you 4chan, you oppressive racist scu--mmm
>Fuck off Tumblr, you're a cancerous, degenerate fu--mrhmmm
Yall niggas remember november 12, 2010 right?
Can you tell the story all over again?
I feel like 4chan and Tumblr are a match-made in hell.
>November 12, 2010
>4chan decides to raid tumblr with gore and other shit like anons did yesterday or a couple days ago or whatever.
>we called it: Operation Overlord
>we raid tumblr
>they raid us back with cats
>pretty soon it was a war that went on for 4 days
>suddenly some anon reminded everyone that tumblr is filled with virgin girls. 4chan has virgin guys.
>in the end everyone was ok and 4chan and tumblr fell in love and there was peace once again.
>then more 4chumblr fanart came in and that was pretty sweet.
You know those Two and Half men episodes where Charlie hates a specific girl so much, but he can't seem to get rid of her and has sex with her in the end?
It's like that.
Dated a bunch of tumblr chicks. All they fucking do is talk about themselves and how special they are. Had one girl tell me she was a child prodigy and was going places. She fucking was a cashier at Pizza Hut (no education). Oh and they all have this grand book they plan on writing. Fuck em. I'm done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MlrPESdDI
>pretty soon it was a war that went on for 4 days
Bullshit, you obviously weren't there. What really happened
>/b/ talked about the raid for days
>we prepared our canons
>before the time of reckoning came moot shuts down /b/
>can't coordinate with each other
>we take down the main pae and mostly just scared tumblr
>we move on
The art came much later and nobody gave a single fuck except that one screenshot of some guy saying we should all fuck each other that you probably saw.
I'm dating a tumblr girl right now. She's a singer/dancer/actress and i'm a multinstrumentalist/songwriter/cartoonist-for-school-newspaper, we're both proud of what we do and genuinely impressed by one another, we go to parks and sit under trees and talk about life and shtuff, it's the life.
The only really shit things going on right now is
>my mom is super jealous of her, got kinda ear bitey on me and girlfriend called cps, they did nothing and now mom hates gf
>i had a bit of a pill problem in the beginning of the relationship and now whenever i'm any mood outside of okay the gf has to ask if i'm high or not
But otherwise 10/10 life is good.
>tfw gf uses tumblr regularly
>afraid of her finding out I browse 4chan
can't we just be friends
Saying racist things has almost turned into somewhat of meme on here, and I don't like that. Like I can understand a good ol' racist joke because any good joke is a good joke, simple as that. But when it comes to a discussion where race has no place and THAT anon who tries so hard to fit in says something like "stupid fucking nigger" without any meaning to it, that shits stupid.
We've got enough already shit memes on here and elsewhere, stop with the racist meme shit.
There is a very good reason why both groups are Forever Alone. We're both extremely unlikable and it has driven us both to the point of extreme hostility towards everyone Especially those individuals we blame for our Forever Alone status. Namely, the opposite gender.
So in reality, Tumblr and 4chan are like those two kids you know who are exactly alike but hate each others guts.
What if /b/ pretends to be Tumblr and raids itself, then hits Tumblr even harder with a "counter-attack"?
I think we should go to tumblr and instigate a raid. Make them raid us. LOL.
Imagine how fucking crazy it will be when they found out they were manipulated by 4chan to raid 4chan, thus creating a bigger war between the 2 sites.
I understand, that doesn't make what certain people do any less than memes. Like if I were to call you a nigger, which you are, it's not quite the same.
It's the people that are new and feel the need to be edgemaster 3000 anytime anything black is shown. I mean if that's truly how they feel then whatever, good on them, but so much of it is fake as well. I just hate that fake bullshit that people try so hard to do in order to fit in.
I think it would be fun to make tumblr look like idiots. Even more than they already do.
I don't think it would be hard to convince them to raid us again. I think that's an even better Idea than the one I originally had. It's like we gave them the gun and made them pull the "trigger". Instead of us framing them.
>tfw no average tumblr feminist to have hatesex with
Because they are quite literally everything I hate in this world.
Lemme distill 4chan for you fuckers in one image so you can shut the fuck up.
>Eustace and Murie
Stupid Dog, ya make me look bad!
it's not enough to put two people who are lonely in a room in order to stop them from being lonely. They have their own problems which is why they are lonely, they don't cancel eachothers problems out.
What you're demonstrating right now is white oppression. You're neglecting my opinion or social inadequacy because you think that I have none. Whether or not that may be true, by you saying I'm not oppressed because I am a white male in America, is a form of oppression on white men in America.
This kind of autism is my trigger
This is all fucking reddit
I know I know call me a faggot but I went to reddit because I heard about tumblrs planned raid and wanted to see if these guys knew about this
And what the fuck do you know?
This same exact shit was said
>did you hear about the raid on 4chan?
>yeah its most likely going to be a massive failure
>I agree let's sit back and watch
>those two are a match made in heaven
>yeah 4chan is a bunch of virgins
>and the tumblrinas can't get a bf
>they're perfect !
I shit you not I seen this you can chose to believe me or not but its the truth