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>At a friends house
>Tells me he's been fapping to cheese pizza lately
>Says it real slow like I'm an autist
>"Cheeeeeeseeee Pizzzzaaaa? Know what that is?"
>Tell him to shut the fuck up course I do
>Says its the best fap he's ever had
>So wrong. So good.
>Say's I have to try it.
>Week later I decide to give it a go
>Have to wait 25 mins
>Answer the door in sunglasses and baseball hat, don't want to get caught
>Give the delivery driver cash without talking
>Rush back up to my room with the pizza
>Start the fap
>Staring at the crusty bits
>Concentrate on the grease
>30 mins and no end in sight
>Have to put on one of my old child molestation DVD's just to finish
>What gives guys?
>Is it because I ordered peperoni?