Hello /b/, /pol/ here. I made this for you. You did good.

>>554771928
Lol >no one likes /b/
/b/ seems like the most popular boards to me since you can post anything.
/b/ is love
/b/ is life

>>554771928
Thanks /pol/
You've always been a good friend.
Love /b/

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>>554771928
We love you too, /pol/. <3

>>554772682
Got us confused with /v/
honest mistake

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>no one likes /b/

>triggered

Dear lurd how much faggotry can 1 site produce, and they say we are bad.

>>554771928
You're the best, /pol/.

Anything that causes grief to Tumblr or Reddit makes my dick rock fucking hard.

GG /b/, made my 4th of July even better.

>>554772682
As someone who lurked here for a couple of years before fading away to other boards: no one likes /b/.

But you did a fantastic job this time, and so today, I love you. Great going.

I thought this raid ordeal was just some ongoing joke some /b/tard made up, but as it turns out, tumblr is actually getting the D! Horay!

As a tumblr user, I gotta say...

Pretty fuckin' impressive, guys. Still got a bit of fuel left in the tank, I see.

/b/'s always been a shithole, but this is Habbo Hotel raid-tier.

Something tells me that all you have to do is tell the tumblrfags you're going to do something and then they'll start losing their shit. I didn't see anything the whole time I was on tumblr.

>>554775165
/b/'s never wanted to be liked anyway. And that's why it's so perfect and did so awesome. Fuck being 'liked'. We love our /b/.

>>554775165
Nobody 'likes' /b/ we just all end up here eventually. it's the rhythm of the internet.

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I am a fucking god. What and who am I you ask?

>I AM A RAPIST AND THIS IS RAPISM.

Your oppression and hate speech have gone far enough! This tyranny by harlots and wenches ends today! Rapeism! The final movement and stand against the censorship and communism that the fascist Feminism movement bestows upon our world! A mans world! We do not need women for they are becoming to self conscious to deal with. They are awful horrible creatures obsessed with money and material value. Thank goodness for rapists who show them what for. As a proud gay-atheist I am for one shocked and appalled that such people can rally pointless and utterly futile garbage. I think my fedora speaks for itself when I say we should no longer support the ideals of feminist agendas. They are corrupt, asinine and bigoted fat whales who only need this movement for reassurance of themselves and think that even though they are wretched, they deserve to be treated with respect and privilege. I say nay, I say fuck them, I say down with the cunts, A TRILLION CUNT PUNTS to their "plea for equality". I a Rapeism activist and firm believer that with science and the true intimate love a gay man can provide his partner, Men can make women obsolete. They simply stop breeding them and kill them at birth. We can use our science to create test tube babies and cell research to further our human species without the need for women. If anything, women should be seen as cattle for only breeding and sexual gratification.

This is it. Our final stand. My final stand.
I stand Alone, fedora in hand, ready to dawn it at the first sign of the female oppression.I shall rape with honor and fat shame with glory. I shall beat females in public and expect them to hit back as they should, according to "equality".

Today is a new day for women. The beginning of the end to their hubris. Beware bitches. I've had many hoes, and they ain't nothin but tricks.

HOMORAPETHEISM!!!

A MOVEMENT...FOR JUSTICE!!

Somone use this as trig

>>554775606
/b/ is shrek.
and so on.

>>554775510
As I said in another thread, this isn't full mobilization on 4chan or even /b/'s part. We're just happily shitposting. Nobody's rustled yet.

There's muttering of another raid by Tumblr, a larger one. All I have to say to them is: good luck. If the SJW incur 4chan's wrath, not a single Tumblr blog will be safe. I pity the people who don't want anything to do with either side.

>>554775546
Really? I'm getting a shit ton of posts saying "oh noes don't go into any tags guys 4chan's triggering us!" and shit.

Guys, seriously, can you stop spamming gore and other offensive content on tumblr. My girlfriend is traumatized by all the offensive content and she plans to call the police on you.

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Stay on it, /b/.

Good raid guys it went well. I was burnthemburnthemall anyone who was part of the raid here

>>554776260
Is she hot?
Can I back-trace her location via the cops they send?

But seriously, is she hot?

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SO MUCH WIN =')

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>554776260

>>554776287
Haha posting the information out there just makes them huger targets, they really shouldn't be posting that shit. nor even using tags. those things are fucking annoying anyway. That's how i've fucking avoided everything all day.

>>554776643
Almost like they're asking for it
>Rapeculture

>>554776408
But is she hot
Kek

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>>554776381
I was SgtRevolverOcelot

>>554775546
>>554776136
yea I went to tumblr to check out the gore, and its just fat, ugly chicks posting selfies
Its like tumblr spams itself with shit, is it always like that?

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>>554776381
You did very well. A true /b/tard of epic proportions. And it looks like the fun's going to continue.

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>>554777082

>>554777061
Yeah it was about 5? gore 5? dragons and 90% tumblr freeing out

>>554777082
let's hope the BUREGH doesnt come up our asses

Guys, Tumblr says we raided all their tags yet selfie's hasn't been raided. There are so many selfies that need to be dealt with.

A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.

>>554777082
A counter raid would fail gloriously on there part and give us a good reason to attack again I hope it happens

>>554777082
>Counter-raid
Lel
It's like pissing in an ocean of piss
Or nuking a nuclear crater

>>554777518
>>554777061

>Tumblr is already shit

counter raid would just mean they'd all be over here. so. .no thankyou. :3

>>554776963
>>554776381
smokeymcsmokesdaghandi reporting.

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>triggered
Is this another tumblr word??? I'm imagining a person looking at a pic then all of a sudden they start stuttering with eyes wide open and have a heart attack

>>554777697
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
gaylord

>/pol/ seal of approval

That's like smearing shir con vomit. If there's a shittier board tha /b/ it's /pol/

>>554777697
Well they'd be counter raiding our counter raid on them so it'd just cause an all out war and they'd come out worst

>>554777806
:3

Yes I am your lord, now suck my dick.

>>554777762
It's an actual thing that happens to people with PTSD, but Tumblr managed to fuck up the meaning to "anything that offends me".

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Seriously, /b/. Why can you not formulate actual arguments instead of posting howwible things?

What's wong with you, /b/?

Why you so immatuah? Why you so inconsidiwate?

>>554777903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH1msEkvM

>>554777762
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trauma_trigger

>>554778062
>Trigger
>Nigger

Coincidence?

>>554776381
why would toy want to burn the mall?

>>554777697
They might come but they won't stay. Their kind are fundamentally unprepared to take the sorts of pills we have to offer. Don't worry about it.

>>554776260
kek'd real hard

thanks anon

>>554777992

He's absolutely right, and fucking stupid, why would you expect reasoning from barely funcional retards.

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>>554778150
This guy knows his shit.

>>554778150
More niggers next time?

>>554777992
Because they'd just baww as hard anyway why bother with any effort. fuck em.

>>554778269
"retards" that reduced them into a circlejerking bawwwfest the likes I have never witnessed. And I've been here from the start.

So, this is going to escalate into a war, right?

>>554778269
Are you talking about /b/ or Tumblr?

>>554778052
Kek

god /b/less America

The cunts won't come here, they're weak and one picture of a hairy pussy and they'll flee. This is the fucking nsfw section for fuck's sake,

>>554771928
fuck off you /pol/e-rider, go back to your pseudo-intellectual circle jerk and kill yourself for me

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>>554777821

>That's like smearing shir con vomit.
>smearing shir con vomit.
>shir con vomit

kek

>>554777762

Hahahahaha. I lol'd.

I think it's like a "triggering" flashback moment.
When they see cake, the feminists flashback to high school, and everyone called them a whale. And "triggers" are bad. We should stop "triggering".
I hate people

so i havent been spending as much time on /b/ as i should have this past week. refresh my memory kind anons, tumblr threatened to ddos 4chan on july 4th because why not, and we responded with all this?

>>554777992
Because they'd respond in the same way whether we posted gore or carefully thought-out arguments.

You know what, /b/, you and /pol/ are objectively the worst two boards (just behind /v/), but today, I can genuinely say I'm proud. Good work, guys.

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>>554777237

>>554778690
Our raid could have been better.

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>>554778519
No. They emailed moot so he'll probably take immediate and swift action due to hurt feelings and triggers.

>>554778574
Actually, they're in support of not shaving if you're not into that sort of thing.

>>554771928
/pol/, I hereby declare that you are /b/s brother board.
See ya when the tumblrfags forget about 4chans independance day

Can you guys just stop doing this to tumblr??? I can't see any Doctor Who posts without seeing some sick gore c'mon let's join forces and raid 9gag :v)

>>554772682
Naw, /b/ is only the most popular board because it's the one everybody knows about. Even the other boards don't like /b/.

>>554778835
>moot
>do anything because of SJW tears
Do you remember the Battle of /q/, anon?

>>554778805
Fuck you cunt! We did fucking great

>>554778856
We're already on it. Brofist.

>>554778968
tell us a bedtime story

>>554779018
it could always been better, don't aim low fellow /b/tard.

Captcha : STANDARD tudmrs

>>554778876
9gag hasn't been relevant since '09, and if you're checking the Doctor Who tag then it's your own fault.

>>554778805
There wasn't even half of b posting so we could only do miner damage

>>554779018
You guys were just to trigger happy.

We did pretty good. I think our next raid could expand to tags they don't even expect us to raid.

>>554778835
>TOP
>FUCKING
>KEK

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>>554778150

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>>554771928
so great to see how these fags are butthurt!

>>554778876
Good, you fucking tumblr fags ruined dr who. You deserve ever form of pain and suffering imaginable for associating yourself with that show. Fuck off and die.

>>554779185
>"Trigger" Happy

KEK

>>554779185
I'll bet you guys just kinda repeatedly slammed the feminism tag.

For that, I am a little disappointed.

No you guys are right we did pretty good, but i mean, haven't heard of anyone gagging on the floors so yet , when will this happen?? we need bodies people

>>554778835
"Tumblr started shit and tried to get your site shut down but they retaliated so now you should shut them down"

She's so fucking stupid.

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Keep it up niggers, as soon as we pull out they will claim victory.

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>>554771928
>Nobody realizing /pol/ was behind it the whole time and the tumblr attack was just a ruse

>THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!

>>554779343
Those feminists secretly wanted that ramming.
might have secretly joined in too
>rapeculture

>>554778835
there just went my fucking sides

>>554779395
>we need bodies people
Aaaand THAT'S where things start to get weird.

>>554779459
I honestly wouldn't care if it was a ruse. Tumblr needed to be raided.

>>554778835
Moot is is vacations right now, with no computer.

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>>554778968

>>554779531
things started to get weird when they wanted rights soo
keep it up guys

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we did good guys we did good
>pic not related

>>554779343
Nope animal lovers and pets with animal gore and bestiality and threw in some fandom's to the general gore and rape aswell

>>554779491
I dunno.
As someone who actually tries to think of all people as humans (I'm hesitant to say I'm a feminist) I just think you guys are going a little weak in your targets.

>>554771928
rape? wish I saw that...

lmao and this will be forgotten and irrelevant in.... t-minus 42 seconds

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Now it is time for the final step /b/rothers

Time to send tumblr into the depths of DDos hell

141.101.115.6

You know what to do

It's really sad that you faggots think anyone gives a shit about this. The "raid" was set up by some /b/tards who wanted to make 4chan relevant again. No fucks were given, here or on tumblr.

>>554779068
Okay.

Once, there were two boards. /pol/, and SRS. SRS did not like /pol/ very much, but /pol/ didn't care. Until one day, some SRS users went to /q/ and asked moot to close /pol/.

moot said, "No."

So SRS left back to their board and plotted. They plotted and plotted until they'd come up with a plan. EVERYONE on SRS would ask moot to delete /pol/, so it would seem like that was the will of 4chan!

Again, moot said, "No!"

SRS was angry. Very angry. So angry, they called in other boards to post on /q/, this time calling the mods faggots, and spamming the board. People knew it was SRS by now, but they were powerless to stop them. Only the mods could help.

Moot said to the mods after one of their orgies, "I cannot stop SRS from posting, but I do not want to delete /pol/. What should I do, O Wise Moderators?"

And the mods told moot to delete /q/. So he did, and SRS no longer had a platform to spread their idiocy. The end.

The misuse of the word trigger just proves to me that they truly are insufferable cunts obsessed with victimhood and their own victimization.

The whole your rights end where my feelings begin. Like Christopher Hitchens said. The new disgusting catchphrase of millenials is "i'm offended"

Well, for once. I approve of what is going on.

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>>554779839
Get the Homestucks?

I like 'em, but I wouldn't be surprised.

>>554771928
i just came to this

>>554779856
>all people as humans
>implying any humans are worth giving a shit about

>>554774368
oh god, i laughed so hard at that

>>554778876
>join forces
This isn't a recess, you idiot. You sound like you're 16 years old.

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Who cares if tumblr come here and posts shit? All they will post is feminist shit that will make us laugh and kittens. We all love kittens here. No matter what tumblr does it's a win for us.

>>554779883
Just like the 9fag raid, right?
Just like the habbo hotel, right?
Just like #shaveforbieber , right?

>>554780250
>Recess
>16 years old

Wat.

>>554780123
Well, they aren't, but I figure I might as well give 'em the benefit of the doubt.

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just took this screenshot. tumblr is going crazy over all the shit we post.

>>554780360

Eh I like to think of all of us as 'mostly harmless'

>>554779960
Yeah that's why there are so many tumblr users blogging about it, cuse they don't give a fuck ;)

>>554779960
raiding and downgrading the importance of sites that is full of hipsters and somewhat spawned from this place is something young b/tards do. Its their duty. No one cares because everyone went trough that fase. 4chan has always been like that, at least since 05.

>>554779963
Thanks.
That's reassuring.

All I gotta say is, they poked the fucking bear and now they're crying cause they got bit. You don't poke the bear.

>>554780585
>bit
Sorry, I meant to say mauled.

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>>554780486

LlxJA0PV is right.
We need a body count people, and so far:
Tumblr - Everyone alive | /b/ - No bodies.

>>554780585
i like to call it the dragon. you don't wake the fucking dragon or it will scoarch you the FUCK up. we need to teach these feminists that this is a man's world and that you serve men only or there will be trouble. we have so many weapons to scare them too lol

>>554771928
Many thanks /pol/ much love and respect old friend.

Love /b/

>>554779963
Shit. That's what happened to /q/?

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https://www.change.org/petitions/christopher-poole-delete-b-or-ban-everyone-that-participated

Yes. They started a petition.

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>>554780796
Ebin maymay xD

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>>554780846
>you serve men
I don't understand.

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>>554779963
Moot Kek

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mmmm

>>554771928

Can someone explain what they did that started all this? It's been said they tried to "shut down 4chan", but what are the specifics?

Also, this thread is beautiful, never change /b/.

>>554779963
What board was /q/

>Inb4 I need reassurig I'm a newfag

>>554771928
What the fuck is this "triggering" they speak of?

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>>554780452
so... EPIC!

>>554771928
>images that haunt me
what a stupid moralfag little bitch I doubt they'd survive Vietnam.

>>554780452
"I don't want my followers getting hurt"
At this point it's like their pretending to act over-offended.

>>554781134
unless you a girl what i'm saying is its a mans world god created man as the aryan gender and therefore we rule them

>>554780991
Yep.
Moot deleted the whining board to save /pol/.

You can still see the war, immortalized on Foolz. Search "/pol/" on the /q/ archive and notice the massive number of posts right up until /q/ was deleted.

>>554781180
Meta/4chan Discussion.

>>554781180
4chan discussion.
>>554781195
Things that cause flashbacks.

>>554781339
Flashbacks of what?

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>>554779856
The internet is not serious business, young /b/-san. It is the most important thing you ever need to understand about it. Do you know why the internet has turned into a shitstorm of NSA and Google and all the other crap it's been reduced to? Because cunts like these and all their fellow retarded shit attention whore sites like Reddit and Twitter and Facebook turned it into serious business.

This is why Anonymous is the king of the internet. We know, at a fundamental level, that there is no serious business here. Why? Because anyone can say fucking anything on the internet and it can never be verified. Your dead kid's Facebook tribute page got trolled? Oh no. That guy you fell in love with turned out to be a liar and a fraud? Oh no. That cute little 300+ friends profile you made for yourself with all your naked holiday photos got hacked by leering perverts? Oh no. Your photos you put up freely got copied and pasted somewhere else and laughed at? Oh no.

There are only two reasons people take the internet seriously: to relentlessly seek attention or to endlessly believe lies.

There is no serious business on the internet. Ever. And anyone who thinks there is, deserves everything they get because they are too stupid, inept, and mindless to understand the simple difference between reality and a facsimile of it.

Always stay Anonymous. Never take it seriously. And only that way, will the internet ever be truly free.

Remember.

This is fucking perfection

>>554781371
How about.. not using tags? Lol how fucking hard is this to them? Like seriously. Do you have to tag every damn post? that's incredibly self-centered and attention-whore material.

when I see these reaction posts I don't even feel bad.

>>554781314
Sorry, your wording is weird there.

Are you implying that your statement does not hold true if I'm a girl?

can we revive the hate machine yet

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>>554781441
fuckin flashbacks of their days in the NAM

>>554781371
you trying to say something faggot? cunts will be cunts soo

>>554781441
flashbacks of the time that daddy put his pee pee in their butt hole.

>>554781475
This.

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>>554781035
>banning the unbannables

>>554781653
is that bad?

I love how you retards think you did anything legitimately major to the tumblr community but really just showed how downright stupid you all are. Everyone on tumblr just got together and ignored you all. You all proved how this site is just a huge cesspool losers without a life.

>>554780452
Someone take the selfies and shoopa da woop them onto porn

>>554781475
fucking nerd

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dat shrek script
twas a good read

>>554778835
i didn't know this was a ylyl thread

im confused, did tumblr start it or did /pol/ start it by pretending to be tumblr

HAHAHA i fucking love you guys

>>554781441
I dunno, traumatic shit that's happened in the past.

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Okay /b/ this has gone far enough, stop raiding out polls, or else we will have to take imediet action. we will raid your threads, we will disrupt you pols.

>>554778519
the only way i can see that happening is if they decide to randomly raid 4chan as a site without picking a single board. this is like the armpit of 4chan, think about how mad other people would get if they raided /pol/ or /sp/ or /a/ or /diy/ with stupid shit. 4chan is more about sharing ideas that die when the thread dies than it is about sharing pictures of yourself that no one cares about that dont go away like tumbler. people on 4chan who use tumbler would much rather give up tumbler than 4chan.

>>554781776
>just got together and ignored
>ignored

>hundreds of posts reacting and B'AWWWing about the raid

Righttt..

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>>554771928

What is this faggotry, sir? Did something acually happen?

>>554774165
only a faggy /v/ user would have this superiority complex. or /a/

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>>554781134
ITS A COOK BOOK!

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>>554781314

Interesting, I guess.

I'm not really familiar with the site though. Which tumblrs can I go to, to see some examples of this mayhem?

>>554781776
>ignored us all
really hope this is bait
if its not, kek.

>>554779963
Outstanding post.

10/10 will scap.

Based Moot.

>>554781653
They don't like to think about how good it felt.

>>554781776
>every Tumblr insult all day
If you don't care, why are you freaking out on your home site? Why are you insulting us? If you don't care, why not just carry on as usual?

>>554781878
/pol/ started it, tumblr ran with it

Holy shit Tumblr is shitter shattered

>>554771928

How the fuck does one have a classy anxiety attack?

So I'm curious, if they're attempting to drown out the material by posting pictures to the public tags, wouldn't it be much more efficient to find blogs that participate in the tags that have a know history of anxiety/PTSD/whatever the fuck they want to pretend to have (don't worry, they'll be sure to announce it publicly) and send the porn and ogre straight to their ask boxes? From my very brief time spent on tumblr in the past, they jizz themselves over anytime somebody sends them an ask, so wouldn't that be the best way to get at them?

>>554782112
probably meant "classic" tumblrtards cant spell for shit

What did Tumblr do to "raid" us that started all this?

>>554781776
>uses tumbler
>calls /b/ losers
Pick one

>>554781584
Why is it that seemingly everyone who uses Tumblr gets panic attacks? My guess is that they actually don't, but say that they do in order to get attention, or seems "unique", because so many people these days seem to want to have some disorder.

>>554776287
we need some people getting on this

>>554781475
>speakng as anonymous
>says this "That cute little 300+ friends profile you made for yourself with all your naked holiday photos got hacked by leering perverts? Oh no"
You are what anonymous used to be.

is anyone posting rape? wanna enjoy some fine vidyas

>>554781035
oh god this is too fuckin funny
>GUYS DELETE EVERYTHING, THEY CAN FIND YOU!!

>>554781878
pretty much

>>554782112
>classy anxiety attack
Hmm, yes, well, it does appear that I'm going to die soon. How about it, chum?

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>>554781948

>>554781957
>raiding /sp/
>thinking that will do anything
/sp/ will probably just outshitpost Tumblr if they tried raiding it.

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>>554781035
Outstanding.

>>554782069
The more i hear about /pol/ the more it think i should venture over there sometime.

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FEMINISM HELP ME
IM BEING TRIGGERED BY ANONYMOUS

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>>554781171
They posted some threads and some thyed this ^ but most noticed the IP before trying

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>>554782221
Tumblr is have a half off sale on autism

>>554781441
>Desert Storm flashbacks

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>>554781475

>>554782069
>If you don't care, why are you freaking out on your home site?
Do you think we'll give a fuck about you losers once you're all gone? Don't kid yourself, everyone on Tumblr knows you're all just a cite full of autistic losers with nothing better to do.

>>554782221
What you would call feeling nervous, they call a panic attack. It's purely exaggeration.

>>554771928
Ah good times

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Ah, 4chan at its finest.
Attempting to ruin peoples' day, eh?

We don't take kindly to that.

BOOK EM.

Green beats blue, you sonsabitches at tumblr.

the raid itself was kinda meh, but the reaction it got was incredible. 8/10

>>554781325
I'll explain why you're wrong... In song!

/q/ueers, /q/ueers, bring me a flute
I've got a small song, I'd like to toot
/q/ueers, /q/ueers, lend me your ears,
You only exist to shed liberal tears...

If /q/ was deleted perhaps they'd be gone,
More likely the whining would continue on,
From SRS to Facepunch to Something Aw-ful,
The /q/ueers shed their tears by the bucket fullllllllll

About /pol/, and shitposters and things they don't like,
By god they'd be gone, if I led the Reich!
Perhaps the time is now to strike!

But lo, as they whine and cry
About containment boards they wonder why
Nobody listens to their poor complaints
Perhaps they are wondering why moot ain't,

We have a secret we've kept for years
For /q/ is a hole to fill full of /q/ueers,
It's job completed and damage done,
There's a containment board, and it's this one!

Keked

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>>554781475

>>554782368
sorry for thsi question but I really don't care of fag-tumblr, but we need to loggin to post images ? I don't understand why they don't kick out /b/tard who posts fucked up shit on it...

Also, I love you guys

>>554782221
a good deal of them actually do because they are pampered little fuckups who think they are special snowflakes, and the worst of humanity they are aware of is the time a guy asked them out for coffee in an elevator.
when you go from that to dead babies all over your monitor, your brain tends to burn out

>>554775510
Ey bby wan sum fuk

>>554782583
hows taking selfies of that ugly face of yours doing anything better?

yeah... I know its you dumb bitch

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Ah. The delicious, delicious flow of endless LEGITIMATE TEARS.

>>554782498
I've been going there for a little bit. It truly is a magical place. Always something going on.

I'm incredibly late to the party. Can a fellow anon fill me in?

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I've been gone drinking all day. Would somebody please tell me what happened while I was out

>>554776287
WE NEED TO DO THAT
REV UP YOUR FUCKING EDITING SUITES MATES

>>554782694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDVLsBXYcM

Just reminded me of this for some reason.

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>>554771928
Enjoyed every second. This was a fourth of July I will never forget.

>>554782848
TOPPEST LELS

>>554778150

So... triggernigger is setting off your anxiety?

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>>554781371
>you could literally lead to someone's death you horrible human beings.

tumblr tears are so delicious. i can't fucking believe such weak mined people exist that would be so effected seeing a picture on the internet.

>>554780259
POOLS CLOSED

Oh screw this I'm done playing. I'm going back to Tumblr where memes are actually decent

Ive been blowing shit up all day, I come back and shit is blowing up on here. Good 4th of July

>>554781776
> ignored you all

The LEGITIMATE TEARS are literally never ending.

http://www.tumblr.com/search/%23feminist

>>554782583
Then why are you here?
If you don't care, and won't care in the future, why do you need to tell us that you don't care?

The answer: you do care. You're upset by what happened today, and you're scared. Call us neckbeards all you like, but it doesn't change the facts, sweetheart.

>>554782665
Where did my sides go?

>>554782587
Panic attacks, as I've experienced them, are pretty fucking awful things.

Let me put it this way: imagine something you fear. Preferably something tangible. Imagine millions upon billions of this thing surrounding you in a closed room.

Now imagine that there was a voice, over a loudspeaker, telling you that there's absolutely nothing at all in the room.

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>>554782813
Tumblr tried to raid 4chan.
Only got to /b/.
/b/ then decided to counterraid and spam popular tags on Tumblr with gore, rape and animal cruelty.
Now Tumblr is planning on raiding /b/ AGAIN in 5 days or something like that.
tl;dr dis gon' b gud

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>>554781776
The fact that you posted this just shows how flawed that statement is.

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>>554782848
Aww. Aren't they cute?

>>554782583

lol someone's so butthurt.. go back to your shithole tumblr and continue obsessing over victimization and calling cis people scum, you fucking faggot.

>>554782854
tumblr tried raiding 4chins and get it shutdown but ended up getting raided with gore/rape/ etc

>>554771928
whatever
>thanks /pol/

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Still going strong. Some queer is trying to get in the way.

http://allahquackbar.tumblr.com/

>>554779963
This is even better when you read it in that Gentleman/Grandpa bedtime story voice.

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>>554781475
,,

>>554782717
Aw did a touch a nerve retard? Bet you're just a fat loser living in your mother garage.

>>554771928
Thanks /pol/
You truly are our greatest ally :^)

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>>554781475
Good job anon. You speak the truth. Survive!

>>554782854
I think /pol/ pretended to be tumblr and incite a raid on the 4th of july and apparently it got to tumblr and they decided to go with it and actually "raid" us by posting some qq butthurt threads and we of course retaliated and they're hurting a lot more than we did

>>554782583
>autistic loser
Fuck you, you ableist cis scum! Making fun of autistic people is NOT okay. Check your privilege.

i came to /b/ for the first time in years after seeing so many fucking warnings about tags on tumblr? then i go to see whats up and nothing's there, blogs are deleted, etc. wtf happened? anyone have screens? i'm so damn curious

>>554783165
The way you say it makes it sound like they baited /b/ into it.

>>554783038
Shit, awesome. Thanks for the details.

>>554782691
fuck if i know, i dont use tumblr

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>>554783038
>Now Tumblr is planning on raiding /b/ AGAIN in 5 days or something like that.
>tl;dr dis gon' b gud
Could just be another false flag. But hey, I'm game.

>>554782854
>Tumblr threatened to raid us
>We took it into our own hands and raided them
>Posted gore pics and anti-feminism pictures with feminst and fandom tags
>It was a success

>>554782848
if only /b/ wasn't pussified and posted gore and scat and CP 24/7 like back in the early years, then the bitch wouldnt even be here.

>>554783036
Yeah, I've had a panic attack once in my life, I know what it's like. I was so terrified and disoriented that I covered my head with my scarf during a class discussion and didn't come out for twenty minutes.

>>554771928
>You did good
>good
>good is an adjective
>We good

PON DE REPLAY

>>554783209

LOL

>>554782749
but if it was legitimate tears wouldn't that shut the whole thing down?

>>554783243
>I think
I'm not exactly sure, I wasn't on 4chan all day

>>554783209
Yes check your privilege you autistic retard.
Reality check. /b/ is a fucking mental hospital.

>>554781441
Abortion pics can trigger sadness on the woman who had one. The haunting thoughts of how they might look now. The realization that they could be 10 years old right now. Browsing 4-chan. All those feels.

>>554782541
> is have

Since Tumblr is so goddamn popular nowadays, I wouldn't say lots of them are autistic, it's just that every Tumblr user wants to have everything they can in order to be a unique "character".

Suffer from some sort of disorder?
+1 to Uniqueness

Have a "quirky" sense of humor?
+1 to Uniqueness

Quote Dr. Who and claim to be a nerd?
+1 to Uniqueness

Be on Tumblr?
+1 to Uniqueness

They treat it as if their online presence is an online version of themselves, and they do whatever they can to make their online version as "unique" as possible, even if it does end up making them look like whiny faggorts.

faggorts was on purpose.

i dont get how people can be triggered.....

>>554771928
can't believe i missed out on something like this

i'm coming back to /b/ now

>>554782760
Yeah, I've always avoided it, cause of the rep as stormhome, but if they could actually orgaqnzie and execute a proper false flag operation... hey are cool in my book.

>>554778540
the fact that you can't tell means they're both the same

>>554771928
much love in you magneficient bastards direction

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If anyone still isn't clear on this..

There never was any raid by Tumblr. The "shut down 4chan" raid was set up by /pol/ users on Tumblr, in an attempt to get /b/ to "retaliate" and raid Tumblr. Few if any of the threads posted here today were by actual Tumblr users, most were made by /b/ and /pol/ users who were either in on it to begin, figured it out, or wanted to bandwagon the b8 threads.

>>554783390
Thing is, folks won't believe that kinda shit. They just think "Nah, the bitch is just nervous" but it's just a liiiittle more than that, y'know?

>>554782501
Wowowowow you goddamn idiot that picture just triggered an old memory of when I was a small girl and my parents would never let me eat a whopper I always had to eat a jr whopper omg my diabetes is going off the charts right now

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Read comments LOL

>>554771928
Just got on for the first time today and I see this

Good shit /b/

>>554783549
... That was my intention, good sir.

I should note, this is not the wrath of 4chan.

This is one board, /b/, playful. This is a FRACTION of that one board, playful. If Tumblr actually managed to anger the entire site, we would utterly destroy them. Lurking Tumblr users may want to bear that in mind.

>>554783017
I'm here because I wanted to see first hand how retarded you all are and yeah pretty damned stupid. It's entertaining. Please don't stop your butthurt replies.

>>554778835
Oh no Moot's gonna embed a silly midi and change the title to something hilariously mocking of them for a couple days
>/b/ - All that's posted here are considerate happy transphilic smileys and sunshine to be taken completely seriously
Calling it

>>554783593

this. there's too many summerfags around to fall for the b8.

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be careful, they've got some real zingers

Seriously triggers?
What the fuck from what?!?! These people haven't gone outside in there entire life WHAT IN THE FLY FUCK are they talking about!
I've seen shit worse than this IRL when i was in the Inner Forces and half the time I chuckled!

>>554783165
I really dont care how this started. tumblr is just perfect for this kinda thing, it seems to be a badge of pride to be weak and easily "triggered". I just hope this keeps going all week long.

>>554783593
Fucking /pol/ did everyone a favor by doing this. They likely didn't do this, but if they did, bravo.

New challenger

http://fake-red-head.tumblr.com/

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kek
>that shit was fun mayn

>>554778271
Fucking lold

>>554781475
this guy

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>>554783636
ahahahhaahha

>>554783596
Yeah, no kidding. It was awful and embarrassing. I told everyone I had a migraine and was shielding my eyes, because what was I supposed to say? "I've completely lost my shit and I want to throw myself down the stairs to make my brain shut up" ?

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heres another

>>554783346
Of course it's a false flag
But they don't know that :^)

>>554783593
You're partially correct.

Many threads were made by /pol/acks and /b/tards, but there was a significant contingent of actual Tumblr users. Some of them bought /pol/'s bullshit.

>>554783697
Well, then you're here for what most of us are here for. Enjoy.

>>554783497
They can't, it's bullshit invented by overly sensitive cunts to help them avoid dealing with reality.

Anyone who genuinely believes in "triggering" should be forced to install a program that daily sets their desktop to a different Mexican cartel execution picture.

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>>554781948
>take imediet action
>imediet
I Me Diet
>Fatty detected

>>554783709
it really doesn't matter who started it, what does is how awesome it turned out. They have been asking for this shit for a while, whiteknight.

Seriously? Being "triggered" != seeing some gore and feeling bad. I highly doubt anyone was triggered from this.

>>554783691
I hate to say it but [r9k] /v/ and /pol/ should help because if i remember correctly they were mentioned in that powerpoint the feminazis made on tumblr for the 4chan raid.

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>>554783036
Or you know, you just stop being able to breathe correctly which In turn makes you want to pass out and then you get naesues. Then you get some fresh air for 5 minutes and then it's over.
You know, a panic attack brought on by anxiety. It's nothing more and nothing less, and if anyone argues one way or the other they are fucking retards who want attention.

I've struggled with it since my early teens because of actual ptsd brought on by my parents being all kinds of shit, but that hasn't stopped me from getting a degree in psychology and I don't whine about it on the internet. People should get over themselves.

>>554779459

>> implying /pol/ isn't the last bastion of the oldfags
>> implying this isn't the work of /b/
>> implying tumblr feminists aren't dumb and deluded enough to get themselves into this shit.
>> implying they haven't ever tried to raze /b/ before

>>554783036
problem is, when you react that way to everything under the sun....theres something wrong with your head. it doesnt make you special or entitled or worthy of any great consideration by society....it just makes you fucked in the head and in need of a reality check

>>554780991
Unfortunately
/q/ actually was useful in the way of complaining about Moot's horrible choices of friends whom he let have a shitton power over us as moderators (Circa Redwood and that EA shill)

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>>554783709
wrong

>>554774368
Oh man... Lol'd

Haven't seen that one in awhile

>/b/ is the guy that pays a hooker to eat his ass, and nothing else

LMAO

>>554783593
and you think these people actually give a shit who started it?

>>554783928
That's why I'm so apprehensive about this whole raiding business. Apparently this gory violent shit causes that for some folks.

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/b/ is going to get booked for hate crimes, ya'll. Prepare your anuses.

>>554784086

Do you have a link to this? Or anything about the original Tumblr "raid" on 4chan like screenshots? I missed it and would like to see how badly they failed.

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>>554783937
That is actually a really good idea

>>554784065
>implying these stupid niggers even know what triggering is

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NEW RAID BOARD GUISE
>>>/z/

>>554784016
That's rather very errr infuriating? It's hard to understand how someone can't just shake off things. It's even harder to comprehend how they think whining or going to the police will change anything. it worked so well the last time the government targeted /b/

>>554784328
Sorry I don't have a link it was posted here a while ago if I can find it I will link it

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So basically :
1. tumblr faggots posted shit about some retarded OP to shutdown 4chan.
2. Nothing happened.
3. /b/, being the funny guy as usual decided to jest a bit and show them how it is done.
4. tumblr is very butthurt and can't handle the shitstorm it started

Am I rite ? I've been kind of hiding under a rock for the past couple of days.

>>554783243
/pol/ didn't bait /b/. Someone started a "threat" about tumblr planning to raid but we largely ignored it as it was obviously one of our trolls. A few others though saw the potential and started posting about it on twitter. Tumblr picked up on it and fell for it. A few came over today and either a /b/tard in /pol/ saw it or they posted here but from what I know, there were threads on /pol/ only. And then /b/ went into glorious action. The endless bluttflustered triggering and LEGITIMATE TEARS (/pol/s new favourite may may) is what you see before you as the result.

Based /b/.

>>554784349
sure is, I'm in

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>>554774368

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>>554784004
You could be right, I only know about /b/ and /pol/'s involvement, I assumed Tumblr wouldn't care enough to actually come over here.

Protip: The /pol/ circle jerk is laughing about it on Skype right now.

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>>554784040

Fat chicks have the best pussy

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This is what tumblr thinks of you idiots.

>>554784040
dude....her pussy lip merged with her thigh....that is a new level of fat i have never seen

>>554784479
I meant tumblr baited via /pol/ or something like that.

Like they were secretly looking for this BAWWfest to happen for a hidden purpose.

that's giving them too much credit though haha.