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I think it’s despicable that a bathtub filled with cum has not been done yet. That should be how they end porn. Have a girl bathe in a bathtub literally filled to the brim with thousands of men’s semen. Then afterwards, cut to a stage with every porn star ever simultaneously holding hands and bowing. All the directors and producers and writers and fluffers come out and start applauding. It shows a crowd filled with every person who has supported porn by jerking off in the crowd applauding. Everyone has tears in their eyes and boners in their shorts. Porn has officially ended. Everything has been done. The genre has met it’s finale and the world is at peace. Thank you, porn industry. Thank you for the bathtub of cum.
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>>554523082
have you any idea of the fucking logistics of that? fuck you
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3/10, you tried too hard
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>>554523082

I'm strangely comfortable with this.
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sauce on op gif?
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>>554523082
I approve of this
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bump for sauce on ops gif
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>>554523826
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/397147/Sasha-Grey-is-one-hot-slutty-puppy!!
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>>554523082
who is the grill in the picture op?
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>>554523082
You did try too hard but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
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>>554523082
Alright, let's do some of the maths. The normal volume varies from 1.5 to 5.0 milliliter per ejaculation.
Let's say an average bathtub holds about 250 liters.
That means it would take about 250 / ( ((1.5+5)/2) * 10^-6) = 76.923 men to accomplish this event.
I don't think it's gonna happen. Maybe if we throw in a few horses and whale cum. That would give a nice aroma, too.
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>>554523082
I approve of this.
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>>554524837
I'm aware that it was supposed to be 10^-3, not 10^-6. But that doesn't change the answer since I calculated that elsewhere.
Anyone care to look up the average horse and whale ejaculate dosage?
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cum is expensive, stupid.
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>>554525037
>Anyone care to look up the average horse and whale ejaculate dosage?

ask your mom
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OP here. I would be willing to bet I could find 250 men at the least to willingly masturbate into a bathtub while a girl watches it happen. This is basic human nature. We just gotta start casting.
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>>554525330
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>>554525330
chuckled heartily, thanks anon

>>554525513
Read my post >>554524837. 250 won't nearly be enough to even cover her feet in the tub.
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>>554525297
if its worth so much why are we always dumping it in socks and boxers? even down the drain sometimes? you wouldnt dump diamonds down the drain
checkmate
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>>554525817
I think we could make it happen with some craigslist ads, snagajob.com listings, a couple TV spots.
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Why do so many of you faggots think Sasha grey is amazing? Nice ass sure but the rest of her is fucked
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>>554526148
>we
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>>554526369
>not we
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>>554526171
I'm not saying you won't be able to find nearly 80.000 men willing to do this. I'm just saying it's gonna be neigh impossible to get them all together.

>>554526369
> implying
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>>554526687
I'll start a kickstarter to get enough money for 80,000 plane tickets, some whore and a bathtub.
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>>554523082
What bugs me is that I've never seen a video where a bunch of guys cum in a girl's mouth, then one final guy jams his cock in and she just spits it all over herself and his dick and making a huge mess.

How has cum-fuck bukkake never been a thing?
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>>554523082
Actually..... that would be cool.
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>>554523082

you need to watch more japanese porn. they do this shit all the time with there 700 man bukakakes.

and i dont give a shit if i spelt that wrong.
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>>554526687
Why don't we just do it at a college football game? Ohio State sees about 100,000 fans per game. We could make it happen.
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>>554527013
and enough sluts to suck the dicks of 80 thousand men in a small enough time frame that the jizz won't spoil or dry out
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>>554527694
Nah they'll all just jerk off to the girl masturbating in the bathtub and fill it up while she's sitting in it.
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>>554523082

THE ARISTOCRATS!
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>>554527881
highly doubtful that that would work, which is why the porn industry doesn't bank on that with their large scale gangbangs
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how does one get the job of a fluffer?
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>>554525817
250>76.923
fuck off retard lrn2decimalpoint
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>>554528628
You just walk in and say "hey can I be the fluffer"
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>>554527883
lel
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>>554528628
No idea. Maybe find an agent and say you only want to do behind the scenes work.
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Well, we all know who could provide the lion's share of necessary cum...
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>>554528927
walk in where?
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>>554529103
I almost puked xd
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>>554529117
to a porn studio during a shoot. Talk to the cameraman, it not the stars themselves.
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>>554529103
I've been waiting all year for his new years post, I'm so psyched. How many bottles do you think he's filled up so far?
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>>554523082
They could just have everyone cum in a plastic cup and mail it to the bathtub location. That way there isn't like 10,000 people in one place trying to jerk off into one tub. The could have like some guest appearances by porn stars in the bathroom fucking and cumming in it, maybe have a contest where like a dozen lucky winners get flown out to California and sucked off by porn stars and get to cum in the tub in person. It could be like a huge event. All the cum being shipped in containers could just be poured into a huge vat to pasteurize it first so nobody gets AIDS and they don't have to test every sample.
We could do this...
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>>554529103
That shit looks like grapefruit juice.
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>>554529407
some stars prefer a "hands on" approach, and will see you giving free and uninvited demonstrations of your fluffing skills as a sign of initiative and work ethic.
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>>554529528
I'm not sure if he freezes his sperm, but I don't think he does.
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>>554529407
>>554529017
thanks dudes, now i just have to find a porn studio in my shitty country
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>>554529676
Doesn't even matter, man. I hated grapefruit juice before and now I know I'll never touch that shit again. Blecch.
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>>554529103
You beat me to it! I was just thinking that jizzus crust could help
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>>554529514
Legally, they'd have to test every one of them.

You'd have to get tested, then possibly even get your newly notorized jizz sample shipped out. They don't risk STDs in the porn biz
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The main problem is the amount of hiring and STD testing you'd have to do, logistically. Also, can you imagine the smell? Fuck.
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>>554529981
and pic related
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>>554530260
>those spots on the floor where he spilled
oh god
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>>554523082
But what about a swimming pool filled with cum?
Dream big op, dream big.
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>>554523082
OK, so how about instead we get a lot fewer guys, but each one of them is on a strict diet that includes pic related volume and pineapple every day?
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>>554529982
>legally
*citation needed
It would be at their own discretion. I'm pretty sure there would be an effective way to make the cum safe on a large scale, then have n problem paying a girl to bathe in the safed cum. Someone would be willing to do that. Period.
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>>554523216
That. The logistics. That's the problem. The logistics.
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>>554531171
>citation needed
>proceeds to talk out of asshole
No. You either turn in the paperwork, or you get turned away. There is a zero percent chance they'd take the risk.
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>>554530961
If it will work in filling the tub I will be satisfied.
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>>554526687
That's why we have zip lock containers a a postage system
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