I think it’s despicable that a bathtub filled with cum has not been done yet. That should be how they end porn. Have a girl bathe in a bathtub literally filled to the brim with thousands of men’s semen. Then afterwards, cut to a stage with every porn star ever simultaneously holding hands and bowing. All the directors and producers and writers and fluffers come out and start applauding. It shows a crowd filled with every person who has supported porn by jerking off in the crowd applauding. Everyone has tears in their eyes and boners in their shorts. Porn has officially ended. Everything has been done. The genre has met it’s finale and the world is at peace. Thank you, porn industry. Thank you for the bathtub of cum.
You did try too hard but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
Alright, let's do some of the maths. The normal volume varies from 1.5 to 5.0 milliliter per ejaculation.
Let's say an average bathtub holds about 250 liters.
That means it would take about 250 / ( ((1.5+5)/2) * 10^-6) = 76.923 men to accomplish this event.
I don't think it's gonna happen. Maybe if we throw in a few horses and whale cum. That would give a nice aroma, too.
I'm aware that it was supposed to be 10^-3, not 10^-6. But that doesn't change the answer since I calculated that elsewhere.
Anyone care to look up the average horse and whale ejaculate dosage?
OP here. I would be willing to bet I could find 250 men at the least to willingly masturbate into a bathtub while a girl watches it happen. This is basic human nature. We just gotta start casting.
if its worth so much why are we always dumping it in socks and boxers? even down the drain sometimes? you wouldnt dump diamonds down the drain
What bugs me is that I've never seen a video where a bunch of guys cum in a girl's mouth, then one final guy jams his cock in and she just spits it all over herself and his dick and making a huge mess.
How has cum-fuck bukkake never been a thing?
highly doubtful that that would work, which is why the porn industry doesn't bank on that with their large scale gangbangs
Well, we all know who could provide the lion's share of necessary cum...
They could just have everyone cum in a plastic cup and mail it to the bathtub location. That way there isn't like 10,000 people in one place trying to jerk off into one tub. The could have like some guest appearances by porn stars in the bathroom fucking and cumming in it, maybe have a contest where like a dozen lucky winners get flown out to California and sucked off by porn stars and get to cum in the tub in person. It could be like a huge event. All the cum being shipped in containers could just be poured into a huge vat to pasteurize it first so nobody gets AIDS and they don't have to test every sample.
We could do this...
That shit looks like grapefruit juice.
Legally, they'd have to test every one of them.
You'd have to get tested, then possibly even get your newly notorized jizz sample shipped out. They don't risk STDs in the porn biz
>those spots on the floor where he spilled
OK, so how about instead we get a lot fewer guys, but each one of them is on a strict diet that includes pic related volume and pineapple every day?
It would be at their own discretion. I'm pretty sure there would be an effective way to make the cum safe on a large scale, then have n problem paying a girl to bathe in the safed cum. Someone would be willing to do that. Period.
That's why we have zip lock containers a a postage system