i guess i'm gonna fap with a bridal veil on
quality kek anon, never seen indeed
Awww, congratulations, I'm so proud of you two fags finally getting gay married.
Man that spider bullshit popped up everywhere again eh?
i don't even know why i'm doing this, i came for porn
i should try starting a shitpost atheist vs christian with that
This is actually pretty clever philosopraptor shit. If the book is always there either no one reads it so it never gets taken or it is so popular it is continually restocked.
But Jaden is a moron.
>Need to leave poop test at doctor
>Go to the clinic
>Nurse axe me if i want to poop in their toilet
>Fuckyou I go home and do it
>Gives me tube
>Go home and do big poopoo
>It has some kind of spoon, spoon up my feces and put inside
>Go next morning to clinic
>For some reason she says my name and i walk to her and hand her the tube
>We're actually in the fucking waiting room
>She open up the tube and looks inside
>"You havent pooped enough"
>Everybody looks in the waiting room
>Okay, il go home and do it again
>She says she needs it now because they will be sending all the tests to the lab in 15 min
>Take new tube and go into toilet in waiting room
>Put down a piece of paper on the ground to poop on
>squat in front of the toilet so my face is facing the door
>Everyone knows im pooping
>Sit there for a good 10 minutes trying to push out poop
>Some guy knocks on the door
>Be quiet since its locked and i dont wanna reply like "H-hello.. Im in here"
>He opens the door
>It was unlocked
>He sees me
>Everyone sees me
>I see everyone
>Eye contact with the guy
>He is shocked and hold his mouth like "Omg im so sorry"
>Door is slowly opening more so more people can see me
>take a good 10 seconds for him to close the door
>Hear someone oversay "He is pooping"
No. FUCKING NO. I am so damn tired of these fucking posts! Laugh this, laugh that. Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck you! These threads are NEVER funny. I can go to a first grade classroom and have a child ask me why the chicken crossed the road. The punchline will be funnier than ANYTHING posted in this damn thread. Stop. Stop. STOP. STOP it with these damn threads OP. I'm tired of this fucking mexican guy on every FUCKING thread saying "Wuts that? I raf I lose?" STOP IT. I swear OP if you post this thread after I get the mods to delete it, you're dead. Lock your fucking screen door you fucking faggot. You're dead. Mark my WORDS
>Your smirk face when you posted this
I never understand why more people don't post these from dontevenreply.com
It's like three of them get tossed around on ylyl threads and always get great reactions, even though there are dozens of them.
>Can't prove him wrong!
>uhh... oh! he forgot to punctuate!
lel nice grammar u fegt rekt
Grammatical incapability is a sign of Autism, which was the point I was trying to make in the first place. There was nothing to prove wrong, so you're incorrect. Not to mention that now you're forgetting capitalization, too.
>Oh shit he called me out
>He grammar'd wrong again! Thank Allah!
u hav autizm lel
>implying i did not just come over from 9fag
>implying i'm not going to be trolling on reddut within 3 minutes
>implying my mother's come into my room and carry me back to bed
LOL go put this on /pol/
There would be a shitstorm unlike any other. Their all fired up about ol' Adam Richman and all his shit he stirred up. The level of trolling we have been presented with is very high quality gentlemen.
let it be known not everyone here is a dog fucker...
That wasn't funny in the slightest you amerifag.
I'm suprised no one said this yet... Achem.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Beat me to that one...oh well.
No sauce, but found this.
Reminds me of the story of Neal the Tard.
Oh look...I found a hipster version.
CAPTCHA: 420 V
This is the way faggots try to force their perspectives into others, so instead of arguing and letting their troll win, make a bunch of homosexual based spiderman images and post with them until spiderman is known as a pusher of homosexual rights instead of a thread bashing raid.
I can't believe you took your time to type that...
If we can defame spiderman, these faggots will be forced to delete their stash of gay ass images and find something new to troll with.
Let's do something with this /b/, let's slaughter a meme!
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU".
You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.