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Measure up time /b/

So I recently heard that the average woman takes 11 minutes to get fully "warmed up". And that the average man ejaculates in only 3 minutes. If most people have sex like this on the planet that's just sad and lame to me.

My wife complains when I take too long to stick it in her, begs for it, and even tries to mount me before she's all that wet sometimes. I think I average AT LEAST 15 minutes before I release that sweet juice in her...

So what's your averages?
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>>553058472
5-10 mins for the 1st nut, 15-20 after the 1st time.
45 mins -forever if ive done coke
Hit or miss with alcohol
30 mins or so if stoned
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Depends. When I have her over I usually force her to take a shower with me and feel her up and make her wash me. Then I'll put her in a diaper and we'll watch like Vikings or some shit. After about two hours of calling her a good girl and playing with her body she's practically begging to suck my dick. I allow her to do so but make it apparent she's not doing a good enough job. So then I'll fuck her for .. eh.. 15-20 minutes while she drips all over my god damn couch and I yell at her for it. When I cum in her she'll prance to the bathroom doing that "Jizz is inside me walk" and then I'll force her to make me tacos as I play video games.

.. so my average is about the same as yours.
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average of 45-90 minutes for me
gf sometimes goes dry before i finish
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>>553058752
This
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>>553058831
>who would lie on the internet?

For me though it normally takes anywhere from 6-forever. I have no clue how my penis works. Sometimes its super fast and other times I could be going at it for more than an hour.
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>>553059160
There have been times I've had her over where after being at my place for about 10 minutes I'll just push her to the floor and jack off into her mouth and make her swallow after like 45 seconds of jerking. We all have those days right?
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All depends on how drunk I am. Sober, I last a good 2-5 minutes. Plastered and im lucky if I cum at all before one of us gives up.
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Uh. I'm really goddamn desensitized. I have to concentrate super hard to bust a nut or it just won't happen. One time a girlfriend and I were fucking for like 3 hours before she tapped out because we wanted to see how long I could last. I usually just fake orgasms when I wear condoms because some girls take all that stuff personally.
Only 23, btw.
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If I haven't had sex in a week or more, about 15 minutes

If I'm doing it regularly about 45 minutes, its not easy to make me cum if I'm getting it regularly

Drunk, maybe a fucking hour if I'm lucky, it all goes numb.

Stoned or on vicoden, again like an hour. First 2 loads are the best feeling if you're having a fuck fest for over an hour, after that it starts to hurt

>pic unrelated but OC, sluttly bartender creep shot with a fatass
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Mine is odd as fuck.

With a condom?
3-6 minutes
Then my dick deflates and I can't get hard for an hour
Bare
10-15 minutes
My dick is made of diamonds and recovers within 5 minutes

I also cannot cum from a blowjob. Don't know why. I still enjoy them but I can never finish.
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>>553059553
>cannot cum from a blowjob. Don't know why. I still enjoy them but I can never finish.

OP here. I know right?
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>>553059497
Are you cut or uncut? Do you think it makes a difference? I've heard uncut is more sensitive.
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>>553059553
Don't be to upset, most guys I know have a hard time cunning from a bj because of either the girl not being great or them not doing it long enough.

Believe me when I say if you find a girl that does it like a pornstsr and is actually good at it, its amazing and the load you blow feels amazing.

I've had girls that I can't cum from their bj, others I'm fucking done in 10 minutes.

Also weird about the condum thing, would try to last longer though bra, girls really pay attention to that shit and I'm not trying to bring you down and I know how it sounds. Work onthat
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Due to the drugs I take there is no average. I'll cum somewhere between the first thrust, to over an hour, to giving up in exhaustion; all depending on how much I've taken.

My last serious gf very rarely wanted foreplay. Always went immediately to fucking. Then she seemed equally satisfied whether I lasted 2 minutes or 30 minutes. Longer than that isn't fun for anyone; would just turn into damnit dick lets finish this already.
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>>553059872
Man you wouldn't believe the looks my friends give me when we talk about shit like that. Also my girlfriends have hated it. As far as I can tell almost every girl thinks they are the blowjob queen and its insulting when you don't cum.

It feels great but does nothing. Infact after awhile it hurts. But I can go from that to pussy and be fine immediately I don't know why.

Does anyone else have a problem where basically as soon as you put the condom on its a race against time for your rapidly deflating dick? Maybe I'm jus using the wrong type of condom for me but shit sucks
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>>553060331
I know its not my reply but I'm curious to keep thread alive, cutfag myself. I have 1 uncut fag that claims he can't hold his load for more than 5 minutes.

I'm sure it has to do with how turned on you are and his often you get it, most guys are nervous as fuck and blow their load unintentionally. Other just sick. Although would love to hear a cutfag opinion.

Being cut myself I would say mine is moderate depending on the mood. Sometimes I'm super sensitive if I'm really into the chick and haven't gotten any Ina while, other times it just feels good and normal
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>>553060331

I'm cut. I'm sure it does make a difference, but I've also been beating off since I was 9. By the time I was 12, I had figured out the wonders of makeshift lube (spit/lotion/whatever) and the "twist at the top" motion that girls can't seem to wrap their heads around.
By the time I was 18, I was barebacking girls at 110% intensity with no trouble keeping it together.
Thankfully, it doesn't take much to get me hard, it just has to be really intense/filthy to get me off. Putting it in a girl's butt is pretty much the only thing that I have to pace myself with, but that's because I'm a freak for it, so it turns me on like crazy.
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IMO it totally depends on the girl. if you've been banging her awhile then you can get distracted easily and it can take longer, up to hour to 2. if you're with a chick you wanna hit again try to last longer than 5 mins. it happens tho if you go quick try to stay really turned on and try to have a second go right away. you can kinda tell if they seem rowdy then you can be faster but have a good pace. if they seem seductive then try to keep it slow for 5 mins then really start hammering them and watch em squirm.
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>>553060472

Condoms completely ruin sex. I face a barrage of insults every time I say this, but the fact is, the overall risk of std transmission from vaginal sex, with no breaks in my skin and no symptoms visible on a non-menstruating girl, makes the chances of a problem so very low that I absolutely will not use a condom, even with dopewhores. People's notion of risk in regards to STDs is way off. Considering the much better chance of dying in a car wreck every day, I'd rather take that small chance of a curable std, and extremely small risk of a non-curable one, than get no pleasure out of sex because my dick is being choked off by sensation blocking rubber.
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>>553058472
my girlfriend is kind of a hot bitch
she gets warmed up almost instantly, most of the time when I come to pick her up at her work I can tell she's already wetting her panties
I like to make her wait, so often I tend to stretch out the foreplay over 15 to 30 minutes before I even let her blow me
since she's literally addicted to sucking cock (and tasting my semen and her own juice), she always sucks me off before and after every time I penetrate her
When I do fuck her, it can last for 20 minutes to an hour on average, but I often go over this and fuck her for 2 hours straight
We also started using toys, so that can change
btw, vibrating rings are the shit
>>553059553
tbh it's pretty hard to cum from a bj if the girl is not a total pro
the trick is to get her to let you face-fuck her
>>553060472
it hurts because it makes you stay erect too long
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>>553059160
Same for me... Sometimes it's like 2-3 mins if it's been a while and I'm super horny. Then sometimes she'll dry up before I'm done, but there's seemingly no reason behind how long it takes me (other than when it's really quick).
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>>553060472
I'm the same way, condum kills my pleasure and boner. Also see my post above if you didn't read it about the bj shit, you're not alone
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>>553058472
lasted around an hour and a bit a few times.

relatively average pace. I do a lot of kegel exercises. clench that shit up.

if I don't clench I last about 20-30 minutes.
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>>553060472
>As far as I can tell almost every girl thinks they are the blowjob queen and its insulting when you don't cum.

Dude that's clearly just failure for both parties about being honest as to what they like. It would be a seriously crappy time to be lovin' a woman who didn't both broadcast and receive in the act. Pointers are not insulting in the least from either person.

Sex should not be playing with a poker face until someone wins the jackpot ya know? Where the fuck is the fun in that?
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>>553058472
>So I recently heard that the average woman takes 11 minutes to get fully "warmed up". And that the average man ejaculates in only 3 minutes. If most people have sex like this on the planet that's just sad and lame to me.

That what foreplay is for.
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>>553058472
I'm curious of the citation of that statistic and the methodology that was utilized to come to that answer. There's a lot that goes into sex; mood, partner, experience, blah, blah, blah. With so many elastic variables it seems like a clear answer isn't to be had.

As for my girlfriend, it depends. She's a lot more comfortable at her place than mine for some reason. If we're at her's nothing to orgasm isn't unusual. Double that for mine.

My own averages? That depends. The longer the foreplay the longer I tend to last. If there's a good bit of foreplay I'll last ten-twenty minutes. Longer or shorter depending on whether there's breaks or not.
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>>553061004
Here I was thinking I was the only one that twisted in my upward thrust. Not one girl I've been with can do it for more than a minute without wrist pain

It'll take me at least 15 minutes for my arm to hurt with that motion.

>the training
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Anyone notice how this thread is like dick size...

Everyone here fucks for way above the average 3-7 minutes with their 7-9" penis.
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>>553060409
I find it rude to ejaculate in a girl's mouth. I know it sounds juvenile, but that feeling has ingrained itself into my mind.

I can only orgasm from hand jobs.
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>>553061075
I dunno about the STD transmission risks, but condoms do completely ruin sex.
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>>553060409
I've only had one sexual partner (gf for 8 years, but recently broken up) but she's never had a problem getting me off with her mouth. I think twice her jaw got too sore, but even then I've never had to teach her and she wasn't one to watch porn and learn from it that way...

IMO nothing feels as good as a decent BJ
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>>553061169
>almost every girl thinks they are the blowjob queen and its insulting when you don't cum
no. girls who feel nsulted when you don't cum from a bj are girls who don't enjoy blowing you. they do it to make you happy but they hate it, so they aim for a result : you cumming. but if you don't cum because they're not good enough (and they're not good enough because they don't love it enough), then they feel that they did something they hate, all for nothing.
wait until you hook up with a real cock-slut who absolutely loves having your cock in her mouth. even she won't finish you every time of course, but when she does, oh my ...
and it's not even like >>553061679 says, rude or disrespectful or anything, because this kind of girl loves it and actually considers your load as a gift and a proof of love
>source : my gf
>inb4 cumdumpster, I'm her first bf, took her virginity
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>>553061679

It's only rude if they don't like it. Every girl I've been with has loved swallowing. Although most of them seemed to think it was a special thing most girls didn't do...
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>>553061679
You're missing out dude, the feeling of her tongue and the heat of her mouth mixed with the pressure from her mouth which is different from a pussy

Its nice dude, try it and you'll be an addict I guarantee it
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25/m here, have had sex over a 1000 times already.
First nut:
Without condom: 2 to 3 minutes.
With condom: 3 to 4 minutes.
With delay spray+condom: 10 to 15 minutes
Uncut, sensitive head.

Second nut:
Without condom: 5-10 minutes
With condom: 10-15 minutes
With delay spray + condom: not gonna happen


The premature ejaculation is caused by 3 things:
- I can't relax my PC muscles. This is because I have always taken a piss seated, so I can only relax them when I'm seated now.
- Uncut so really sensitive head. This makes oral a lot more fun so I don't mind this.
- The sound of the girl getting into it turns me on a lot, way more than the visual. This is because I watch my porn muted 99% of the time, so I have become almost immune to visual stimulus but the sex sounds still work like I'm a overhorny teen.
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>>553061471
OP here. I was being COMPLETELY honest about at least 15 minutes before nut, and I'm a fairly average male in good health who is uncut so I have no reason to doubt my fellow posters claims. Yeah I'm not quite 7".

The drugged and drunk posts are interesting anomalies however.
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>>553061169
The part where you say surprise and drop down a full house?
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>>553062068

What is this delay spray you speak of?
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>>553061078
>tbh it's pretty hard to cum from a bj if the girl is not a total pro
Try a finger in the butt while being deepthroated. We'll see how long you last.
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>>553058472
On SSRI (Paxil) probably never. My girlfriend can work my dick for 45 minutes I still wont cum. The only way I can cum is if I'm alone.

Off SSRI? I can shoot within 3 minutes easily, but I can hold back long enough to make her cum.

>inb4 SSRI faggot etc etc
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>>553061974
Honestly some girls just naturally understand what to do and the key is they aren't disgustedand WANT to please their partner, that's the key
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>>553062149

Yeah you should probably put more faith in sexual health professionals than in a few people on /b/. Life isn't going to work out too good for you if you trust people here.
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>>553062005
>load is a gift and proof of love
I want to experience that kind of girl at least once, her wanting it like that would be SUCH a turn on!
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>>553062005
Fucking this, you get it
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>>553062242
I was talking about "vanilla" bj but you're absolutely right
you're my nigger
here's for you
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>>553062246
Dude don't feel bad. SSRI's fuck people up in so many ways. I'm sorry if you have to take them to regulate/be somewhat normal. It's a horrible crutch to be faced with, but I know from experience it can mean a world of difference.
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>>553062203
Spray with Lidocain. It numbs the skin (a lot!) and works for about 15 minutes to half an hour. It diminishes the sensations (orgasms are pretty crappy) but it's nice to fuck like a pornstar.

I use Stud spray (pic related). You have to use it with a condom though, because otherwise the girl gets numbed as well.
I spray it on the dickhead (2 sprays) and shaft (1 spray), rub it in and put the condom on directly, then start fucking rather slowly for 2 minutes so the spray can start working. If you wait longer, it might be hard to stay hard.

If you're in the US you can buy Promescent, which is a better version of the spray (albeit more expensive I think). It has ionized lidocain which gets absorbed by the skin, so you can use it without condom.
In Europe there will be a similar product on the market in a few months called Tempe (by the same guys who made viagra).

It's also the same lidocain that is in those Performa condoms by Durex.

When buying, be very attentive that it has lidocain! There a lot of fake sprays on the market.
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>>553062303
Good point. She did love giving me head, (got her super wet in an instant) but hated the taste of cum, it nearly made her gag sometimes. She always took it in the mouth though because she knew I loved it but spat it out afterwards, I didn't mind though. Still felt amazing.
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>>553062218
Go to your nearest sex shop and as for numbing spray, shit is amazing
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>>553059872

It's cuz you guys have never been properly blown.
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>>553062068
SO MUCH THIS
Are you my clone?
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>>553058472
ur dumb
Also most ppl cum after 3 minuts
then after 12 minutes
then 40 minutes
why stop at 1 fuck?
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>>553062246

hey at least that's consistent. I use opiates and cum between 1 thrust, an hour, or never.
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>>553062551
>>553062559
it is, so much
my previous gf hated it, but now, I have entered a world of bliss and blowjobs
also she's pretty freaky and doesn't mind ball licking and sucking, facials, cum-swapping, rimjobs and fingering my ass
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>>553062831
What are girls' attitudes toward this kind of thing? I'm assuming you both organise for you to use it so she can have an extended sex session..?
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>>553062881
The spit thing really turned me off because that means they hate it, but hey, better than nothing
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>>553063005

marry her this minute.
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>>553058472
so far my fastest record is 3 hours. I jack off a lot, and I've never had a super tight pussy. So it takes for god damned ever. Sometimes I've fucked for like 5 hours and didnt even cum. I just stopped cause I knew i had satisfied her. Need to resensitize, but I dont know how, and jerking it to hot r34 feels soooo good.
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>>553063179
if I had only sex to take into consideration, believe me, I would
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Been years since I've gotten laid but about 30 - 60 minutes on average for fapping
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>>553063005
I envy you, lol.

Previous gf did none of that bar ball licking, and let me blow on her tits once in the shower but never on the face, only in her mouth.

I really hope the next girlfriend I get wants to do all that...
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i'll dump a few bj and facials for my dawgs
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>>553063090
I never told my gf I had it, I got it for the sober 1 hour and a half + sessions. She never knew
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>>553063531
find a chubby girl bro. There are lots who still have pretty faces and nice tits and fatass, but they are super kinky most of the time.
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>>553063090
At first encounters, it's a bit awkward. I have put it on in secret (bathroom break) but it's always dangerous that you might not be able to get it hard + if she blows you her mouth will become numb. So I just man up and tell it. Girls are pretty cool with it. I always lie though, and say it's just a precausion (just in case) because she's so smoking hot. While in fact, it's just always the same.

In a relationship you can talk about it. Right now, we just briefly discuss what kind of sex we want to do. Sometimes the girl doens't want 15 minutes of hard boning. This is also why I'm REALLY sceptical of all those 1 hour guys in here. Even porn-fucking doesn't last one hour.
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>>553063109
My thoughts exactly! It didn't really turn me off though... Made me feel a little bad, but she did enjoy doing all of it up until actually tasting cum, so meh. I didn't mind!
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>>553062417
I imagine there is as much social pressure to lie about ejaculations than there would be for things like anatomical size as it were. Not that I was looking to start a peer reviewable poll on the subject in the first place. I'd have to get hundreds of responses if I wanted to get a decent average curve to dismiss the random outliers anyhow.

TL;DR You think I care? It was just a fun question I rarely see asked.
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>>553062769
Yep. Been on SSRIs twice and had to quit after a month or two each time because the delayed ejaculations weren't worth it. My libido still isn't quite back to normal, but at least ejaculations are back on the table! ......................gross.
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Anyone got their greatest moments?

For me it was banging a girl after like 30 hours without sleep I entered that mode where if I decided to sleep I would instantly but if not i wouldn't. I proceeded to fuck a girl nonstop for 2 hours and 25 minutes. My body and mind felt disassociated from each other and untill I really really focused it was like yeah it feels good but not oh god time to expode.

She was impressed
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>>553063531
what you want is a gf who *likes* to do all that
I had girls who were okay with a lot of things, but ultimately didn't enjoy it
I'm not one for imposing things on girls and I really don't enjoy girls who swallow or take facials because you ask them, but they don't like it
it has to be fun for everyone
and it's so much more exciting when you see that she's craving for your cum and your pleasure
and that doing it gives her pleasure too
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Mine hates giving BJs and says my cock is dirty and smells of pee.

What am I doing wrong? I shower regularly.
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>>553063005
Rimjobs are obviously godtier. Prefer them to blowjobs even, because they're more degrading.

My girls used to be a total oral slut, we even spent one month training her for deepthroats. Never got ballsdeep but we got close. Now after a few years it's declined thoroughly. Think I got like... 4 or 5 bj's in 2014? And my birthday has already passed this year, so I'll be happy to get to the 10 bj/year mark. Even the regular sex has slowed down enormously.

1st year: 1/day
2nd year: 3/week
3rd year: 2/week
4th year and beyond 1/week

Enjoy it while you can!
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pic related
the kind of lust I see in her eyes that makes me go hnnnnng
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>>553064189
What kind of girl is your gf? Chubby/skinny? Virgin/experienced? What ethnicity?
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>>553063667
Interesting... I assume they may also be easier to coax into bed? haha

>>553063698
I suppose I was referring to when in a relationship, but that's only because I haven't ever had casual sex, so I don't really think about the scenarios.

Honestly, I'm a bit worried that when I do I won't be able to last. The ex gf wasn't able to orgasm via penetration, so in terms of dicking I have no idea if I'm good or not! I suppose I'll just have to wait and see and maybe the spray will come later if it turns out I need it...
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>>553058472

I usually go 15-20 minutes. Depends a lot on my grill. If she says stuff like 'I'm about to come' I find it too hot and cum buckets, usually still before she comes.

Can go forever when drunk, sometimes not even coming. Can go flacid randomly when too drunk.
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>>553064181
yeah I know but I'm also pretty sure that it won't last very long
we've already been together for 6 months (longest of my relationships)
but I don't think it's going to work out
as soon as the sex gets less magical and she gets more annoying, I think
that, or she's going to cheat on me
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>>553064318
>I suppose I was referring to when in a relationship, but that's only because I haven't ever had casual sex, so I don't really think about the scenarios.
>Honestly, I'm a bit worried that when I do I won't be able to last. The ex gf wasn't able to orgasm via penetration, so in terms of dicking I have no idea if I'm good or not! I suppose I'll just have to wait and see and maybe the spray will come later if it turns out I need it...

I'll explain some more for the relationship:
I don't use it everytime, sometimes we just have regular sex with lots of foreplay. Then sometimes we set aside a certain moment or evening for extended sexytime, and then I put the spray on the nightstand, wink at her and she giggles because she knows what's coming. Seriously, don't be afraid to use the spray or introduce it, girls are cool with it. She prefers the fact that you're secure enough to tell her and wanting to help yourself out, then having bad sex.
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>>553063985
Mmmm, ultimately I would like a girl who is as turned on by all that stuff as I am. For me, half of the enjoyment really comes from experiencing their enjoyment and excitement in whatever we are doing.

If their heart isn't in it then I can still get off, but it's just not as enjoyable...
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>>553064637
Ok cool, thanks for that... The main problem at the moment is due to the previous one only cumming from clitoral stimulation is that in terms of how long I last while having sex, I have no idea how long it might take a girl! I know they all vary, greatly probably. But I have no base mark as yet. We only broke up a month ago but I'm hoping to get out there soon and find out if I'm actually worth anything in bed lol.
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>>553064313
pic related is her body, a bit on the curvy side (her ass is splendid), but not chubby
I took her virginity 6 months ago
ethnically, she has european, chinese and black (from the isles, tho) origins
>>553064730
you, you're not even my nigger, you're my dawg
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>>553063698
Some girls like sex for that long some don't, sometimes you're both really into it that you lose time.

Most sex sessions are 20 - 30 minutes though. After that it depends on the situstuion.


Drunk sex usually means both are turned on as fuck as you wanna poiund it out.

Normal sex, meh 15 to half hour unless you got a freak who needs to get fucked for 45+
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>>553064637
See I like using the opposite. Instead of a slow down for me I like using a speed up for her. I've had great success with a product called "Orgasmix" that you rub onto her clit during foreplay.

The western trend/expectation is to get her off as hard and as many times as possible before you do. Gawd damn media, romance novels, and porn give women just as much of an unrealistic expectation about their orgasms as it does for men and dick size.
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>>553059553
>>553059872

Fucking this.
All the fucking time, they have to jack me off as well, and i cant cum when they give me head, have to get me over the line with something else, then finish in their mouth.... Have not had 1 girl make me nut with just a bj... its fucking shit
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>>553065032
ass-pic for you, so you can judge my gf's ass
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>>553065032
Nice tits.

Will you introduce her to 4chan?
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>>553065172
Nice, thanks!

>>553065097
I really doubt girls like 1 hour or penetration.
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>>553065174
>Nice tits.
and they're not even well displayed on this pic
>Will you introduce her to 4chan?
what do you mean ? because if you mean posting pics I don't have that many
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>>553065032
That actually your girl or just a related pic of her body?

Nearly identical to my ex; C/D cup tits, decent arse but not chubby (played netball and exercised, etc). Good taste /b/ro
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I've only ever used a condom:
1st 2 - 10 minutes
2nd 3 - Not at all

I can get off from other methods but after a while the girlfriends vagina will loosen up a bit (as she gets more and more into it) and leaves me feeling like I'm numb and 3/4th erect.

It fucking sucks, I don't get laid enough to make real learning progress and when I do results vary a lot.
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>>553065350
No I mean showing her the website, maybe some memes or YLYL threads to ease her into the subculutre, slowly manipulating her until she becomes as mentally dulled down as we all already are.
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Dude what?
I can literally go on forever. I don't see how people get off so quickly, I have other fetishes that I'm more attracted to than sex.
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>>553065304
You'd be surprised. I've had more than a few that just want to keep cunning and enjoying the fact that you are so into them you can't stop. But as I said, some girls do and some don't. Especially the neglected ones, those girls can fuck and for long periods of time


More than an hour is a chore though I will admit, after that you kinda get meh
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Closest I can find to my current gf of 5 years, nearly identical except for my gf has better hips and thighs
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>>553065409
>>553065172
>>553065032
that's actually my gf, screencap from skype and a pic she sent me, thanks bro
I really hit the jackpot with this one
>>553065604
why would I do that ? i think 4chan is a "private" thing, not some website I'd browse with my gf
she's already into traps and shemales, so I've got that covered (also got covered the fact that she won't try to make me into one)
the only person I actually know with which I share this subculture is my best friend, and still, we are pretty quiet about it
also there would be two possibilities :
>she goes wat and doesn't give a shit, like with most of my hobbies
>she finds YLYL and maymay so amusing and cool that she starts to add to the unending flow of cancer
I'd rather fuck her
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>>553066389
>not some website I'd browse with my gf

currently browsing /b/ with my bf, makes for a hilarious couple's activity. what's wrong with you?
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>>553058472
Vanilla sex can take forever with me. If my fiancee dresses up in her maid outfit or if we're watching porn then it can take 30 minutes. Normally she'll have 3 huge orgasms before we stop and I wank the load off onto her face whilst shes talking dirty.
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>>553066749
That sounds good/disappointing at the same time
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>>553066692
I guess it can be, but my gf actually isn't into the same interests as me at all. She lacks second degree and often acts like a terrible tryhard.
she can be really sweet and all, but as I said before she would either not give a shit and think that I'm being stupid, or be over-enthusiastic and become the kind of person that blurts out maymays IRL and talks about /b/ over lunch
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>>553058472
Average for me is between 15 - 30 min.

I can go forever if I edge tho. Allthough after like one hour of fucking her pussy usually starts to hurt.

Deathgrip and edging during masturbation made me last longer. First time I had sex I came after 3 thrusts, it's funny how that changed.
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also moar bjs
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>>553067306
>try hard

You play cowadoody don't you


>so do i
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>>553067496
okies!
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>>553067739
actually I don't
well I used to
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>>553059553
>I also cannot cum from a blowjob. Don't know why. I still enjoy them but I can never finish.
Weird. I enjoy them as well, handjobs too, but it takes so long for me to cum. Usually she just stops because her jaw and/or hand hurts.

Have to finish myself off usually. Still fun tho.
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>>553058472
15-20 mins, longer if drunk, fucking hours on x, coke, meth etc
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6-9 minutes non stop pumping.
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>>553067615
Eve Lawrence, so hit but its to bad she fakes it so obviously compared to at least decent porn stars
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>>553059508
Lol, so she's working in her underwear? That's totally not done where I live. I think most people would tip her even less because she's dressed like that
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>>553067927
never watched any of her vids, couldn't tell how bad she fakes it
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>>553063584
sauce pls
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>>553067937
Dude it might as well be, don't get me wrong I enjoyed it but I was also like "come on, really?". Her hipster/neckbeard boyfriend was watching her like a hawk

In all reality if someone was bigger than 5'7, they would of beaten her boyfriends ass. She's also as dumb as a box of rocks
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>>553058472
i have no idea. i guess it depends on who i'm fucking, how good the pussy is, and drugs in my system. odd thing though: condoms don't have much of an effect on time, but they will make me lose my wood

average time for me is probably 12 mins. longest time is undetermined because the girl tapped out(at ~2 hours) or i didn't want to pay for an extra hour

not sure what you mean by "warmed up" though. if you mean "is ready to orgasm" then i guess that explains why most women get sore after 15-20 mins of good sex. in my experience anyway
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>>553068043
Its bad dude, she is hot as fuck but, its ruined by the fake
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>>553068075
looking it up right now
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>>553068075
http://www.xvideos.com/video7326054/three_lesbians_and_dude_in_anal_group_sex
it's this scene but I can't find it in full length
proxy paige is the best, as usual
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>>553067994
moar of this girl
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>>553068703
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>>553068717
only sauce is 4chan :(
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15 to 30 minutes if sober, 45 to 60 minutes if drunk/tipsy. I don't really enjoy drunk sex, though
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btw is anyone lurking ?
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>>553068883
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>>553068186
She looks very hot, not too skinny you know. But yeah, if she's dressing like this she's bound to be a moron.

I'm a part time co-manager in a bar (it's nothing, I make ~13 euros an hour) and I would send her home, despite having a rock hard boner whilst I'm doing it
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>>553068852
Are you super horny when drunk prior to sex though?
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I average about a hour and 15 mins each time with my gf but that's due to lots of swapping positions and doing little bit of oral in between but she usually cums 2-3 times in that time
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>>553069053
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>>553069243
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Can be anywhere from 5 mins if i haven't had any for a while to 30 minutes.
Sometimes not at all which is really frustrating for me and her. And then my balls ache afterwards.
Longer with chubbier girls as in my experience they have looser vagoogoos
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>>553069287
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She cums first, then I cum. usually takes 10-15 mins.
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>>553069423
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>>553069495
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>>553069592
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>>553069408
>Sometimes not at all which is really frustrating for me and her. And then my balls ache afterwards.
I hate this so much. Had to fap really fucking hard to cum once after her vag hurt too much to continue.

Also almost lost my boner. So frustrating.
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>>553069768
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>>553067765
Anyone have sauce? This is amazing
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looks like it's just you and me posting bjs now m8
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>>553069953
also I love you for posting Proxy
somehow she turns me on so much
and her voice that's kind of hoarse is so fucking hot, I have no idea why
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>>553069176
Depends. Before the sex I'm pretty neutral, but the longer I fuck her, the hornier I get. It's still very exhausting (because drunk) and that almost cuts the whole fun.. I last much longer, though. .
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>>553070158
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>>553070004
Indeed, good sir. Most I've contributed to 4chan in ages! Hope I've provided something worthwhile.

I don't even have many BJ pics, most of mine are gifs/webm because I like seeing the chick enjoy it...
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>>553070282
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>>553070158
THANK YOU! I didn't know her name! Wasn't any sauce when I saved it...

>>553070204
Oh really? When I get drunk I get super horny... But end up fucking for so long she gets sore/dry. Bit of a catch 22 unfortunately...
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>>553070350
I prefer pics because of the slideshow fap
also on good pics, you can see the girl loving it
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>>553070497
well that's Proxy Paige, the anal princess (well the new one at least, since KK has retired)
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tell me you do not see bliss in this image
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>>553070497
Yeah I think I exagerated the times when I was drunk, too.. Don't know whether I made them cum or not.. Well, whatever. Pro tip: Never stop drunk sex until you're done
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>>553070570
True, I generally don't go for slideshows though, I like a clip/vid/webm/etc. To each their own!
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>>553070838
depends on the mood
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>>553062068
have you tried kegel ?
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>>553070781
Ok yes, but only for her look of satisfaction. If it weren't for that, there'd be nothing in it for me.

BTW I'm picking out random pics, I can't remember what they're like before posting them.
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>>553071082
Dude, ofcourse! It only made it worse. In fact, my kegels are too strong; there is an imbalance which makes those muscles too strong. I can cum handsfree by kegelling now.
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Also, side question, how many times does your girl cum per times you cum, on average ?
my gf claims that my ratio varies between 4/1 and 10/1
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Anyone have trouble with getting it up? Maybe its my age 27 now but i dont get the rock hard instaboners like i used too. Especially after a few drinks or some drugs i got now chance. Few years ago i could have a gram of md and fuck all night.
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>>553071157
good porn is 50% about the facial expressions
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>>553058472
Like 1-5 Minutes for the first shot.
15-25 Minutes for the second.
The same for the third.

I am able to stay hard though after cumming (eventhough it feels akward as fuck and hurts a little sometimes), so that is not that a big problem, as long as we fuck without condom, and she is on the pill. (-> I go through all 3 shots in one run).
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>>553071326

Its probably your diet or your bad habits, i bet you smoke.
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>>553071291
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Do those Durex Performax condoms even work? Wanted to try one with my girl but jacked off with one on to see how well they worked. Didn't feel numb at all. Is there a reason?
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>>553071715
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>>553071568
Correct, and my diet isnt the greatest,its not the worst like fast food once a week max, can of coke every other day but i do eat alot of crisps and chocolate and cakes
Maybe i should eat more fish and greens and whole grain type food
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>>553071326
>Anyone have trouble with getting it up
Sure, sometimes. Don't try to get hard with force, it made it worse for me. Just accept that you won't get a boner now.

I just cuddled instead and after a while I got a rock hard boner again.

Also little side question:

Anyone having trouble noticing if you're still hard when you're inside her vag? I stopped feeling anything a few times, had to pull out and stick it back in, that felt pretty nice. Is it because of deathgrip?

Also I could only cum when I fucked her from behind really hard because I could go deeper.
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>>553058472

anywhere between half an hour to 2 hours. I love blasting my load inside their pussy, keeping my dick in and continuing to fuck her soaked hole~
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>>553072019
>fucked her from behind really hard
that's the absolute best
try grabbing her arms behind her back and pulling so she's in doggystyle, but only her knees are on the ground
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>>553072275
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>>553072347
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I'll be right back, gotta go and get sushi for lunch
hope the thread will still be alive when i get back
xoxo anons
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>>553069053
Average girls > models; I would fucking destroy her.

Friends find it weird when I say I'm not that attracted to models/perfect looking girls.
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>>553071291
that seems about right ,since she cums from oral only and I fuck her a lot more than I lick her ,plus all the blowjobs O've gotten
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>>553072275
>try grabbing her arms behind her back
Meh, I dunno, I enjoyed fucking her hard and gripping her hip so I could go really fast.

Seriously tho, I love it like that. But it is tiring after a while, especially when I edge all the time.

One time I was sweating so hard after that I felt like somebody threw a bucket of water on me. And when I was done I was really fucking exhausted. The term "sport-fucking" comes to mind. I seriously love it tho.
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>>553072816
I'm 100% ok with you m8, although I do love my bimbo porn
anyway brb
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>>553070158
>>553070497
she has TONS of videos on pornhub if you guys are into her, including the one from your webm.
You might also like mycherrychrush, looks very similar but is more amateurish, not a contract girl like proxy.
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>>553058472
I wait until my wife cums, then I go. Her turn, my turn. Don't really care how long--I've always got other shit to be thinking about.
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>>553072347
I would love to try that, I imagine it to be amazing, but my miner doesn't enter any cave without his helmet
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bumpin w cum
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>>553058472
20 minutes if in a rush
30 - 2 hours depending on how much I'm enjoying myself
15 minutes after first nut

Friends say that I take too long, but I enjoy the sex more than the orgasm, so I prolong that shit
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I'm on SSRI. Can only cum about once a week and it takes at least an hour.
When drunk: Between 1½h-never
Pre SSRI: About 15-20 minutes.
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>>553064518
>or she's going to cheat on me
You've been together for 6 months and you think she's going to up and cheat? You are a faggot with low self esteem and you deserve to be cheated on.
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