/b/ raises a child The Story of Opis Afag Part 2 >Raised

Chess and D&D

Janitor on /b/

420 blazing it near Eva's corpse

>>552499225
collecting lolis

Starcraft

>>552499328
reroll

>>552499225
competetive shitting

larceny

>>552499225
President of the United States of America

>>552499225
Dragon dildo collecting / dealing them out to his classmates

>>552499225
Pedophilia

>>552499590
Hobby, not job you retard
Also rerolling
>>552499481

>>552499590

Son. I am proud.

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>>552499590
And to make that clearer, he is purchasing the Obama family with his money

>>552499590
Winar

sticking things he finds outside up his ass

>>552499590
Winrar

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>>552499660
I win

>>552499895
Faggot he's purchasing the president with his money. I win

>>552499225
Smoking weed and sells porn

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>>552500037
But how is that a hobby? He's just buying them

>>552500272
>Implying that buying things isn't a hobby

http://4archive.org/b/thread/552489156
Previous thread

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As a hobby, he starts becoming interested in politics and researching things on President Barak Obama. And he is starting to get up quit the collection. It could be worth some money someday too!

Now Opis is starting High School, but the school he goes to doesn't teach up that high.

0 or 5 decides what kind of High School Opis attends

>>552499748
>Implying POTUS can't be a hobby? Sheet the guys at the top think it is a hobby. when Opis gets bored he will become the Mayor of Newyork for his next hobby

>>552500272
He has a job playing with niggers. He can walk them, pet them, have advancements in his job.

The Obamas would make quite a great addition to the African wildlife at the zoo

>>552500454

Extreme skeleton hell High School

>>552500454
High School for Autistic Kids with Racial privileges

The Fagote School For Closeted Homosexuals.

breast and scrotum deflating

>>552500454
Ghetto high.

>>552500454
Public school in Detroit... Shitty as they come

>>552500454
the school of rock, taught by jack black

>>552500605
meh winar

>>552500454
The Fagotus School of Original Posters

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>>552500645
>>552500635
>>552500605

3 winners in like 1 min.

>>552500605
oh bloody hell, unfortunate win

>>552499225
banana's professional pealer

>>552500605
Winnar

>>552499225
he loves to masturbate the elder, you know, as a humanitarian he is

Alright /b/, if we do this wrong, our boy will become the Jewish Rabi and a feminist.
Do it right. Make the Third Reich.

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>>552500605
How will this turn out?

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You decide that he needs to become a man, and send him to one of the toughest schools around. Not many students come out alive.

In addition to a new school, he also needs to come up with some new club activities and classes!

0 or 5 picks his new club

First three people to roll 2 pick his classes

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>>552501264
carlos

>>552501264
Mage

>>552501264
Latin American History.

>>552501264
human limb amputation

>>552501264
Necrophilia training

>>552501264
As a class, he chooses Hitler Praise Studies Because Fuck The Jews, taught by Mr. /b/

>>552501264
Club: the master debators

Class: Alchemy 9000

>>552501264
Sausage club

Kendrick Lamar look alike club

>>552501264

Awesome Skeleton Hell History

>>552501264
Meth Cooking.

>>552501264
Kim Jong Un History studies

>>552501264
Animal sex change surgery class

>>552501264
New Club: How to murder your father club
Class: Jihadism Suicide Bombing 101

>>552501264
Class, Nigger Hunting
Hobby, The Illuminati

>>552499225
me gusta hablar en español

>>552501264
Anti-LGBT Club

>>552501517
Reroll

>>552501264

Lumberjack club

>>552501264
Kool Kids Klub 2 Electric Boogaloo

How to triforce 101

>>552501264
>The transracial club.
>Extension 2 mathematics

his class should be wizard

>>552501264
Ogre cult with mrs. faggoutte's skeleton

>>552501638
reroll

>>552501540
WINRAR

>>552501517
Reroll, for opis.

>>552501540
Club winner

Interpretive dance

>>552501782
roll

ToTo

>>552501794
roll

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>>552501312
>>552501552
>>552501782

>>552501540
winners
69 get

>>552501843
Reroll of a reroll

>>552501969
11/10

>>552501264
antique fork collecting

Honestly I don't care if this is a club or class

>>552501969
you got the get

>>552502102
>>552502052
WINRAR, classes

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He joins the sausage club, learning all he can about how to make and eat all the different kinds of sausage in the world.

For his classes, he takes the History of Carlos, The History of Kendrick Lamar, and Ogre Cult Class. He particularly likes the last one, since it means he can be creative with the skeleton of his Kindergarten teacher! It was just hanging in the living room, but now he's turned it into a beautiful carved statue of the OgreLord

One day, he comes home covered in bruises and crying. It seems like some of the other kids are being bullies and beat him up pretty badly.

0 or 5 decides what we should do

>>552502538
School shooting

>>552502538
Befriend the bully.

Give him a chainsaw

>>552502538
Rape the bullies

>>552502538
His dad, Mr. Rustles, slips bully a Micky & him & Opis take turns raping him.

>>552502538
toilet paper and egg the bullies house. Tattle on them to their parents. THATLL TEACH EM ? amirite? am girl btw :)

>>552502538
We should ignore him, he's bein a fuckin bitch

>>552502647
This.

>>552502538
Molest the bullies

>>552502660
Winar

>>552502660
winrar

>>552502538
Bring out our old friend the 45, teach Opis how to use it, and then help him murder them.

>>552502538

beat Opis until he learns to be a man

>>552502538
Pay niggers to rape the bully.

>>552502538
Give Tue bully's abstern talking to and notify their parents of the youth's wrongdoings. Than sacrifice them to the Devil.

>>552502660

top lel

>>552502647
kek

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>>552502538
Have him summon Lord Shrek to kill the bullies.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

the gets in this threads are just way too fast
i'm almost sure that it is that hacker Heaven doing this

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>>552502917
all glory to our over lord shrek

make opis tell the bullies he gets a boner every time they hit him

>>552502917
second

Is transfering opis to another school an option?

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You decide to take the high road, and invite the head of the bullies over to dinner. He's rough at first, but the bully, Ima Azhole, is just a normal kid like Opis with a rough life.

It seems like he was normal, but one day gangs burned down his house and lit him on fire. So, being a flaming skeleton, he had to transfer here.

It seems like we could take him under our wing, and he and Opis could become good friends.

0 or 5 decides what we do with Ima.

>>552503369
Encourage them to repeat Columbine

>>552503369
In the basement ya go then.

>>552503369
Light him on fire

>>552503369
School shooting

>>552503369
Rape him

>>552503369
Sex slave

>>552503369
Bring Ima into the dungeon and make Opis and Ima fuck

>>552503369
start a weird al tribute band

rape

>>552503481
reroll

>>552503369
Make him eat a bowl of hard boiled eggs.

>>552503481
second

>>552503610
winrar

>>552503369
Opis locks Ima in the rape dungeon and invites random people over to sleep with Ima for the low price of $69 per 30 min.

Bully Ima till he leaves.

>>552503481
You nigger

>>552503481
Reroll.

Let them become friends, then incite them both to shoot-up the school, assuring their dominance.

>>552503610
The get is got

>>552503481
columbine !

>>552503610
winrar

>>552503369

Give him a motorcycle and a chain whip and tell him to fight crime

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>>552503610
I guess you could say that they're about to...

>bone

>>552503481
Nigger

>>552503849
oh god

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>>552503849
Fuck you.

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>>552503849

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>>552503849

>>552503849
Fucking kek'd

>>552503849
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>552503849

>>552503610
WinRAR

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You tell them that they need to work this out like really men, and throw them both in the basement with some alcohol and some Spanish Fly.

You pick up your pipe and newspaper and wait, the sound of rough skeleton sex echoing through the house. After a few hours, there is a bang and from the wreckage comes Opis in his evolved form.

Opis is now a flaming homo, absorbing Ima into his body and now holding the power of fire and two skeletons.

Well, this was unexpected.

0 or 5 decides what we do.

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>>552503849

>>552504382
City shooting

drive him to the nearest gay strip club and leave him with 500 dollars.

>>552504382
An hero

>>552504382
Set Opis out into the town to rape & terrorize the townspeople.

>>552504545
win

>>552504382
Give Opis a fabulous new wardrobe

>>552504382
go on mission from god to kill r kelly's transexual daughter with your penis

>>552504382
seek revenge on the gang

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>>552503849
I guess you could say, The History of Carlos is a valuable lesson

Opis goes on a rampage inviting other skeletons to his house so he can absorb them to continue evolving.

>>552504545
Winrar, that was fast

>>552504382
spread our collective asshole for the newly reborn child to penetrate with the force of a thousand flaming skeletons

>>552504545
This gets are too fast

captcha:seabook that

>>552504382
This is now stupid.

Fuck this, Opis dies.

>>552503481
nigger

>>552504780
noooooo

Force Opis to eat his mother to reach his final form.

>>552504780
Skeleton school fucked shit up, but we can still recreate the third reich if we play our cards right.

>>552503481
nigger

>>552504780
but the skeltons inside of him sacrifice themselvs and bring him back to the living

>>552499225
rolling for creepshots

>>552505027
It was all going great till high school, it is ok, this is where most parents fuck up.

He should learn how to fuck a dolphin properly and treat his women like he treated Eva.

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>>552504382
>the sound of rough skeleton sex echoing through the house
Sheeeeit man

>>552505102
Heaven has to show up, thread is officially gay

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You tell him that he looks like a faggot and wave him off to go shoot the city up.

He burns everything down in his path, razing buildings to the ground and destroying countless innocent lives. This gets him extra credit and Skeleton Hell High School.

Opis goes through school, and now is in his Senior year. But a check of the rankings show that a nerdy skeleton is the top of the class, blocking Opis's chance to be the best!

0 or 5 decide what we do.

Absorb him too

>>552505601
Kill Op. He will never be good enough

>>552505601
School shooting

>>552505601
Consume him. Become ultimate Opis

>>552505601
Drop out.

>>552505601
absorb nerdy skeleton into Opis and gain his intellect and power. after he is the smartest gay skeleton, go kill the president

>>552505695
Opis* and good this shit ends

>>552505695
Fuck...the story is going to end & Opis will never live to drinking age...so sad

>>552505695
well shit....

>>552504567
he returns with 1000 dollars

>>552505695
GG, opis dies

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>>552505695

Ram a shovel up his bony ass and speak dirtily to him in a bad way and then absorb him and become SUPER FLAMING OGRELORD HOMO DOGFUCKER THE THRID and level up.

>>552505695
Opis is kill?

>>552505601
frame skeleton for drug possesion

rape the nerd kid to intimidate him

>>552505695
Winrar

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>>552505695

Is this the end of our hero?

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Opis, feeling the pressure that he can never succeed, kills himself in shame. You, as his parents, feel saddened and full of anger as you drink yourself into a stupor.

But a gentle hand lovingly places itself on your shoulder. Ghost Hitler has come, and says that he can resurrect your boy at a price. Opis will return, but you must make a choice. He can either return as a non-white ethnicity, as a genderqueer pansexual, or as a euphoric autistic atheist. Even Ghost Hitler is not all powerful.

0 or 5 chooses.

>>552506494
#RIPOpis
Make it trend, we must remember the king

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>>552506480
Fucking keked

>>552506601
Have ghost Hitler take Opis's body as his own, raise Hitler as our son.

>>552506601
why not both?

atheism

>>552506601
Genderqueer pansexual.

At least he will still have good, wholesome christian values and he won't be a nigger.

>Game Over

Return as pan sexual fuck pans in name of opis

>>552506601
autist

>>552506601
All three, and the race is black

>>552506763
This.

>>552506601
both

>>552506601
>euphoric autistic atheist
I want him to be just like his fathers

>>552506795
>tfw u did it
>8)

some wholesome fedora fun

>>552506601

pansexual. we can't get him anymore poon but god damned at least we can keep our baby boy(?)

>>552506865
Winrar

>>552507172
look for the first winrar, fagdick

>>552506795
winrar

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Ghost Hitler smiles atyou. For not choosing your son to be a homosexual abomination, or an inferior race, you have saved his soul and passed the true test of fatherhood.

Opis is resurrected, with all the powers and gifts Hitler could grant him.

He is now on the rise as a prominent political figure, and Ghost Hitler gives you a single glimpse into his future.

And /b/ cries a single tear, and knows that they have raised their son well.

So Ends theStory of Opis

>>552507657
9.99/10

>>552507657
What
Wow OPis Afag.

;_;

>>552507657
Fedora is always the right choice

>>552507657

We did good guize, we did good.

>>552507657
GG /b/, GG

>>552507657
May he lead us to a brighter future.

>>552507657
k

see if we had never sent him to extreme skeleton hell high he never would have died and been resurrected by Hitler.

YOU'RE WELCOME

>>552507657
Holy Deus ex Machina, Batman!

>>552508084
You kinda fucked up the story so feel bad about yourself please

>>552508084
Oh no, that was still a dumb ass move. Seriously, what the fuck?

Next time, /b/ might just find a baby girl on their doorstep. Who knows what the future holds. And the world could always use more children raised by the gentle /b/

Well, we didn't do half bad as parents /b/.

>>552508447
>we didn't do half bad as parents
Yeah, we did two halves bad as parents.