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She's 7 and staying for the night. What do?
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>>552408809
Kick her out the house
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>>552408809
let her playing minecraft pc version you fucking casual
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>>552408809
Kiss her.
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>>552408809
Get a bigger tv
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>>552408913
she thinks the PC controls are top hard. Also, she loves to play xbox
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>>552408809
make her dinner you faggot
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1. That TV is for fucking ants
2. Play pc you fucking pleb
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>>552409163
I'll give her lunch later. It's only 1:14
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post ending in 7 decides. how 'bout that?
rolling for rape
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>>552409292
That picture is a fake
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>>552408809
make her show tummy in pic and send her to bed.
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I'd say the tv is okay
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introduce her to /b/
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>>552408809
Time stamp
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post more pics
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show her your dick
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>>552408809
>xbox
>small tv
Why don't you just tell her that you can't fuck her too while you're at it.
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Ask her if she wants to be a model
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Insert penis with pants on
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>>552409404
fake, you say?
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>>552409292
>having lunch after 1pm
Sage
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>>552408809
Mind my own business
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do something you will regret
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SHOW TUMMY
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>>552409589
Pull down her pants
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>>552409645
This, like NOT grabbing dat ass
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>>552409589
Pat her ass and kiss her. Or just kiss her, right on the lips, then describe to us what her lips taste like..
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>>552409589
Are you rolling? Or what faggot
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>>552409747
WINRAR
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Next gen console came out last year
Still having a less than 30 in TV

Rolling for OP to get a job
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>>552409589
Ask her if she wants to be your lunch, and you can be hers.

Begin.
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>>552409589
Does this poor girls parents know youre a fucking pedo scumag?
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i like how ur ID says "toke"

and have her walk in on you naked
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massage her feet
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Timestamp
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>>552408913
>minecraft
>anything but casual regardless which platform
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Cousin? Niece? Girl you kidnapped?
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Post face
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>>552408809
Grab her neck with your feet and scream "THIS IS MY REALM FILTHY BITCH!" and then proceed to punch her in the stomach and eat one of her eyeballs.
Then tell her she's like a pirate now, kiss her on the cheek and run around the house saying "arrrr"
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>>552408809
Start greasin' your ass now for prison later.
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>>552409904
do this you faggot >>552409747
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>>552409904
Shit man just dont get in trouble
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who is she OP?
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>>552408809
Holy shit that TV is tiny
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>>552408809
howbout you give us a number to roll for so we can decide her destiny, faggot
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Touch her ass OP, don't pull her paints down, just poke her or some shit and say it was on accident. This is my fetish. Just touch it.
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No, we're not rolling faggots.
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Spill soda on her so she has to take off her pants
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>>552409448
Shit-tier brother printer
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>>552408809
What has she built already? She needs a bed, furnace, chest, some torches, decent tools. What about fences or trap doors? It's minecraft nigga
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>>552409747
Winrar is win

May gods speed be with you OP
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>>552409904
It's pretty hard to make you do anything unless you are actually willing to do anything faggot. Get serious, you have opportunities here.
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>>552410093
dude i had a brother at my last job. they suck
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Touch her ass!
she won't notice it
or at least she won't say anything
she's distracted playing the game
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>>552409904
Tell her this joke.

Knock knock
Who's there
Ipe
Ipe who?
Then laught at her because she said "I poo" :^)
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Give us some numbers to roll on, and faggots stop rolling without OP even naming numbers. Rolling is not a fucking saying, it isn't synonymous to wishing FUCKING NEWFAGS

>>552410142
HOW RETARDED ARE YOU PEOPLE
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>>552409892
Lel she can see you by the tv reflections
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Abandoning this pedo thead before the cyber police come
Also sage
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>>552410080
I still want you to pull her pants down
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>>552410068
Do this OP. It's my thing. Just put one finger on it. Say it wasn't on purpose. Please you nigger.
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>>552410142
>mfw I realize it wasn't 7 decide
But I guess 7 is winrar since she is 7
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Guys, OP is obviously poor. Can't afford a bigger TV, can't afford a better console, and can't afford a decent comptuer to run FagCraft.
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was about to report this thread as well but someone beat me to it, op #rekt.
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>>552410235

>>Knock Knock
>>Who's there?
>>I eat mop
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>>552410080
then what's this thread for? fucking delete it if this is all you're gonna show us
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Get a good picture of her ass so you can fap to it later
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>>552409892
this
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hand on ass
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>>552410080
cum on hern hair
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>>552408809

Party van is at OP's door
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>>552409904
Really?
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Why did you delete the photo, OP?
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mfw op deleted all his pics
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These new fucking mods and janitors
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>>552409904
Propose her to role-play a catch fight.
She's Amazona, the queen warrior of the west so improvise a mask (sock paper whatever) Amazona only wear a panty.
And you you are the Hammer of the north or whatever, wear a mask too.

Fight and post results
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>>552410637
Let's find out who OP is
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inb4 404
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>he's a janitor
>on the internet
> on an anime imageboard
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>552410620
I saved both. Look here>>552410589
And pic related
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Raep OP
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Posting this just to ruse mods.
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>>552410732
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>>552410637
They moderate a forum
FOR FREE
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mods are fags and the new rules are shit
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>>552410864
is der a video??
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>>552410721
Lets not. Personal army not in use.
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OP is obviously too much of a beta faggot to have the balls to do any of the request. Abandon this gay thread.
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>>552410916
New rules? What happened to the old ones
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Pls 404
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>>552410760
Someone's mad they didn't get selected to be janitor
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>>552411082
Nope.
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>>552411082
faggot
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>>552410916
> new rules
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>>552411058
when I say "new" I mean "since just before /b/ died back around '07 or '08"
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5-0 inbound.
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>>552411082
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Fucking pedo. Put a piston in your mouth and click.
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>>552411223
fuck the police
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>>552411082
Someone should dox this faggot
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>>552411082
rofl is op retarded?
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>>552411313
>2012+2
>not being a pedo
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be a good role model
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>>552411082
I have already saved the images. Fapping now.
See >>552410785
and >>552410589
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>>552411102
Janitor detected
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
> on an anime imageboard
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>552411313
>piston
>click
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>>552411082
Bump
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>>552411342
How many edges?
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No 404 for you.
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>>552411082
Bump
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>>552411082
what the fuck retarded ?
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>>552411102
>>he's a janitor
>>on the internet
>> on an anime imageboard
>>he takes his "job" very seriously
>>he does it because is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>>he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>>he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>>he will never have a real job
>>he will never move out of his parent's house
>>he will never be at a healthy weight
>>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>>he will never have a girlfriend
>>he will never have any friends
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>>552411082
this what happens when a newfag tries to fit in

he doesn't even know how to delete his own thread
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>>552411082
2/41
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>>552411082
btw you know what to do if you want this thread to 404. just do it.
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>>552411476
Click piston fucking retard. Piston click, mouse. Faggot.
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>>552411526
Just one
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>>552411696
Post the lightest shit you've got.
I know you have.
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>>552411082
Did someone say "dox"?
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beep beep boop
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>>552411831
What?
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Reported this post + OP to the FBI
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>>552411390
>>552411905
Good luck, I can't figure out more than his timezone.
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>>552411849
you know for kids
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>>552411831
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op dun goofed
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Poor kid, shes about to be molested and doesn't even know it yet
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>>552412061
lel, for what
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>>552412061
>implying we care about a little man like OP
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le test xD 69 get! :D
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>>552412086
I loved that film
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did someone save the pics? that fgt op deleted them
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>>552412142
Yeah, she'd be a lot more excited from the anticipation if she knew.
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>>552412296
Roll
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op only way to delete thread is to post pic of first girls ass bare. Its considered cp so your thread will automatically get deleted
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>>552412386
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massage her neck and tickle her back. They love that.
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>>552412431
Seriously, that's true.
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>>552412431
as a janitor it will be my pleasure to b& you

as well as the OP
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>>552412513
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>>552412652
Shouldn't you be spit-shining toilets or something?
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>>552412073
If I could be arsed I would look for pictures of that furniture in pictures of religious people with seven year old children and white male friends or relatives on the half of the earth that's bright right now. I would note that it's a cold place that's just starting to get warmer and hypothesize Northwest US or Canada because OP is fluent in English. I would also note the age and poor construction of the building,
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>>552412318
here
>>552410572
>>552410589
>>552410785
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>>552412652
>>552412431
no one cares
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>>552412852
>If I could be arsed I would look for pictures of that furniture in pictures of religious people with seven year old children
Oh yeah, and where would you start?

It's a tough dox.
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>>552412852
>look at how smart I am
faggot
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>>552412431
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>>552412652
I'm just trying to help op out, friend. Relax :^)
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>>552413321
Bump
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>>552412873
thanks
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>>552413321
Buññññ99ßhdh.s
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>>552413010
I would start by looking at stores' web sites for those patterns to try and narrow down the location more. Then I would check real estate listings for that kind of air conditioner. I may make some calls to those apartment managers asking if my seven year old granddaughter is okay. I would also check facebook. And obviously learn where that angel can be purchased. If I was really determined I would call the manufacturer and pretend to be a cop tracking down CP. I would ask for their sales records.
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>>552413556
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>>552412652
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>>552413603
I would start by looking at stores' web sites for those patterns to try and narrow down the location more. Then I would check real estate listings for that kind of air conditioner. I may make some calls to those apartment managers asking if my seven year old granddaughter is okay. I would also check facebook. And obviously learn where that angel can be purchased. If I was really determined I would call the manufacturer and pretend to be a cop tracking down CP. I would ask for their sales records.
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Op is a hotel doing dirty things he don't want to see
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SURGE GOES IN ALL FEELS!!!!!!
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