posted this last night btw >be me >last night >relay

Belinda
>inside enjoying the agony from 10 ft. away
>had already thought about her texting/calling, phone was on silent
>wait around, this girl isn't going anywhere, she wants this alpha D badly
>a long while passes, realize i've been waiting on someone who isn't coming too
>keep checking phone of course, looks like i'm waiting on a reply or something, igcognito
>shocked how real i'm making myself look, feel like robert deniro
>inside i'm relishing her sadness as i read her texts
>decide to drop a bomb
>Jordin: I thought about it, I don't feel like driving tonight, send me another shot of your pussy in a couple months and we'll see
>save draft
>phone in pocket
>wait a couple minutes
>look back at phone, appears as though I only glance at the screen but I send the text from "Jordin"
>decide to talk to her
>lolwtfallofmyidk.mp3
>not dressed for a date at all, ripped t-shirt and yankees hat, jeans and fucking skechers
>me:"hey you waiting on someone too?"
>a tear almost forming in her eye
>b:"yeah but I was stupid to think he'd really be interested in me."
>my cock jiggles
>remember betas, remember i am one

Yessss

>think of the coolest guy in school that i could remember
>what would he say?
>me:"well shit if this is how it goes for you then the rest of the women in this country don't have a chance"
>america
>shes smiling up at me maintaining eye contact
>shake hand
>me:"i'm anon", my fucking tooth sparkles
>b:"belinda"
>me:"so did you go on one of these dating sites or somethin?"
>b:"yeah, it's turned out to be a huge mistake"
>i say nothing
>b:"are you meeting someone here?"
>me:"well I was, she's not coming i guess"
>b:"oh did you meet her on a dating site?"
>me:"yeah match.com"
>on pay dating site, pay dating site, pay
>mfw
>b:"well we're both here, want to get a table?"
>no fucking way that just happened
>dinner goes well, no sign of spaghetti, i should probably mention i'm not a bad looking guy
>finish dinner, thinking- i shouldn't ruin this, best to leave now, well done anon
>do the opposite

Please continue..

>me:"so i know this place that has cheap drinks."
>b laughing:"oh so i'm a cheap date now?"
>i didn't pay for her shit wtf is she talking about
>she follows, sees my car, i do have a cool car at least, cause you can just buy those
>have drinks, actually buy those for her, thinking of it as an investment
>playing it cool, realize tricking a woman into thikning i was alpha was better than having to be one
>all those wasted months at the gym, Jordin you silly fuck, i love you
>b:"want to go back to my place?"
>don't mind if i do
>she lives half way across town, was funny when i set the date up, not so much now
>didn't drink much, leave her car there
>were in her place, smells like cat piss, want to vomit but taking it like a man
>for the team (my cock and i)
>making out, squeezing the shit out of her ass and tits
>think i may be god, does anything truly go at this point?
>b:"do you have a condom?"
>nope
>my pants undone at this point
>shes fucking hammered
>me:"just suck it"
>not Jordin's 14 in, 40 oz. can sized cock she was expecting
>7 in. hot dog lmao
>also orange pubes, full bush, wasn't expecting this at all

>>552383324
>>552383324
7 inch hot dog top lel

>as i utter the words, my head breaches the glorious plane of her warm wet suck hole
>pure bliss
>about to blast 1 minute in, she stops and mumbles
>b:"gonna eat my pussy?"
>almost say fuck yes let me at it
>dick needs a break
>like eating pussy, do alphas need to eat pussy?
>decide they dont
>me:"nah i gotta fuck, hows your asshole"
>she smiles
>ok
>i take my time lubing it up with my spit, one finger, then two, making sure no shit is on my finger nails
>probably would have fucked it anyway
>i grab my dick at the base, it's harder than it's ever fucking been /b/
>i slowly ease it in, with every inch she moans a little louder
>eventually, balls deep in her asshole
>2 minutes of thrusting
>this can't continue
>i blast what feels like a mountian sized load into her asshole
>first time anal in my life, fucking love it
>keep thrusting, my dick knows what time it, could still cut diamonds

Dinosaur walk inc

>5 minutes, then 10, moving her into different positions, thrusting harder, faster
>15 minutes, thrusting violently now, shes making so much goddamn noise, i could probably lift her with my dick at this point
>me:"oh shit oh shit, come down here"
>i pull her by the shoulder down to her knees
>she looks crosseyed at my dick, i know what shes thinking
>grab the back of her head and pull it towards my cock, her mouth opens and she decideds to give it her all
>space vaccums don't have this much suction power
>i force her head as far as it will go, 3/4 of my dick, and blast a 2nd even bigger load down her throat
>some jizz spills out the side of her mouth with my cock still in it
>hot as fuck but my cock is spent
>lay down together
>b:"blah blah blah you can't leave me i need a ride back to my car in the morning, promise you won't leave"
>me:"yeah no, no problem, i got you"
>have to work in the morning, used to waking up around 6
>up at 5:30, shes out cold, a hard slap wouldn't wake her
>in her bathroom, lipstick on the mirror, one of my favorite things i ever did
>"I got your # from your cell, ttyl"
>gonzo

i do actually talk to her again, buy a 25 dollar clamshell burner to text her, we fuck a few more times, but in the interest of entertainment- moving on to a new girl

only one of you fucks is reading this? forget it

>>552383616
Bumping.

>>552383734
bullshit nigger, you started this, you finish it

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not all girls were this easy, meet..
Amber
>spot fucking sexy 9/10
>Jordin hits her up
>shes all for it, dick pics sent, nudes recieved, lets meet, no problem
>i've done this like 6 or 7 times at this point, always pretty easy
>always survey the sadness from the parking lot, it's part of the fun and an ode to my real self
>getting harder to find places where i can run this game and still see inside the waiting area though
>head inside, wait around, the usual
>don't send the not coming text from Jordin anymore just because time spent waiting is always around 45 minutes total
>bitchs will not leave when they expect a prince to come save them
>head over
>me:"have you been waiting for someone this whole time too?"
>arms crossed, lips pursed, she looks like she'd like to stab me
>a:"he'll be here soon"
>sure he will bitch
>me:"oh that's cool, i was waiting for someone too, she's not responding to my texts"
>she doesn't say a word, shes fucking furious

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>me:"what's wrong? are you gonna be this upset when he shows?"
>she looks pitiful, i'm actually feeling bad for her
>a:"the fucking asshole isn't answering his phone"
>everyone looks
>mfw
>me:"you know what would cool you down is a drink, come sit at the bar with me for a minute"
>she looks defeated, she gets up reluctantly and follows me to the bar
>shes frigid but at least shes talking
>2 drinks in she's slurring, her voice stutters and makes that sound like shes about to cry
>a:"it's just really hard to find a good guy in this city"
>me:"yeah people on dating sites are flakes, you never know what you're going to get"
>laugh inside my head, me, me is what you're going to get
>letting her guard down i can tell, staring at me more when i talk, smiling
>bartender, she'll have another
>5 drinks total the bitch has completely transformed, shes having a good time, i'm good at conversation by now
>she drunk
>a:"so i live like 10 minutes away?"
>i already know which town lol
>a:"can we go watch a movie or something away from all this noise"
>of course we can

>a:"ohhhh no I can drive just fine"
>we arrive at her place
>door barely shut and she aliens my face
>we're making out, stumbling through her living room
>i flatback, she falls on top of me laughing
>hurts but fuck pain, only sissies feel pain
>a:"ohhh what have we here?"
>that'd be my dick sweety
>she undoes my button, and reaches in, grabs my cock
>biting her lip, she doesn't think of anything, doubt she even remembers Jordin's 14 incher
>she goes down on it fast and furious, best fucking blow job i've ever had, better than a porn star
>my tolerance has built, enjoy 15 minutes worth
>literally tear her panties off, like, two pieces
>she moans, i see her pussy visibly wetten
>a:"i'm clean, don't stop"
>no problem
>i ease into her pussy, it's tight as shit, some of the best i've had yet
>shes freaking out, this bitch may actually be a porn star
>pick her up, we're standing fucking now, first time for me
>legs around my waist, fantastic
>try to do my usual
>me:"how about that fucking asshole does that wanna be FUCKED?"
>a:"no just fuck me"

>>552383324

>14 in, 40 oz. can sized cock

lololol

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>thrusting away, i reach around and play with her asshole
>shes loving every second
>a:"i've never done it"
>me:"it's all you'll ever want again"
>sure it is
>a relenting smile crosses her face
>a:"ok go slow"
>she puts her legs down and turns around, bends over 3/4 of the way and i spit directly onto her asshole
>she laughs, bitch can't wait to try this
>i push my head up against her asshole, it's fucking water tight
>must get in there
>shes moaning painfully, obviously having second thoughts
>the head penetrates and she yelps, her head to the side, i can see that pain in her face
>eyes clenched, mouth agape
>a:"ahhh it hurts ahh"
>i go deeper
>a:"ahhHHHHHH ouch, ouch"

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

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>deeper i go, her eyes pop open, mouth fully ajar, you could park your fucking car in there
>balls deep, all the fucking way
>she screams 3 pumps in, i'm done 2 pumps in anyway
>startles me and i pull out
>shit blows out her ass
>try to side step that shit (literal shit) to no avail, all over my legs
>smells fucking god awful, she runs into another room all panic like
>i dart for my pants, pull them on over my shit covered legs, socks shoes, everything got it? check
>head for the door
>hear her whining through the wall, sounds like shes calling for me or something, not sure
>as i close the door, i take one last look at the shit puddle on her carpet
>see a mixture, looks odd, like greese and water
>realize it's my jizz
>even with shit covered legs and ruined 120 dollar jeans i laugh as i pull the door shut

those were the two most memorable girls for me, there were others, a girl named Lacy who actually came up to me and asking if i was waiting for someone, we didn't fuck that night or drink, and we actually ended up having regular sex for about 3 months. another was Jasmine, my first and only black girl, she wasn't that easy either, took a bit of effort but the goal was realized. Then there were the total failures, girls who just left, or wouldn't have sex with me.. I never did say it worked every time, I just said it worked well and worked often. As previously stated, feel free to employ The Jordin Method to your hearts content, I don't need it anymore. I have the woman I love.

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>>552384296

>>552384490

god damnit.

Nice shit OP

>>552384490
Really? How'd you meet her?

>srs tho

>>552384952
Jordiin met her, on POF, didn't you read the fucking story?

>>552384143
Im waiting.

>>552384296
continue you slut fag!

i already did

>>552385043
I read the stories you posted, but all of the bitches you mentioned, you also mentioned leaving them.

Who da bitch you wit now?

>>552385543
hold on, i'll post from my original topic about her

>spend two years perfecting "The Jordin Method"
>random 8/10 wants a date
>well, ok i guess
>i show up as per usual
>first time whore has ever not shown up
>6/10 landwhale sitting where date should be
>confused, i go inside to take a piss
>heart stops
>realize this is the girl from the pictures +25 pounds
>mortified
>who the fuck does this bitch think she is?
>dose tits doh
>i have nothing better to do, execute the next step of The Jordin Method
>bitch isn't really having it
>game face
>find out we have some stuff in common, she's kind of funny, we speak the same second language (not spanish you stupid fucks)
>we have dinner, enjoy each others company, she's smart as hell, actually has potential
>wonder if i'm actually in america being american
>alpha mask slips several times during the dinner
>she seems endeared when it happens
>weeks pass, really like the girl
>decide to be b/f g/f
>leave her in my bed one morning
>come home, shes still there
>sitting in living room with my 2nd cell phone
>mfw
>"anon are you cheating on me?"
>i'm actually not, decide to be a decent person for the first time in my life
>explain The Jordin Method
>she wants more details
>be honest
>certain things omitted of fucking course
>still, about 45 minutes of detail
>"and then i found you"
>her face is blank and she is silent for 10 of the longest seconds of my life
>she lets loose a sonic boom of laughter
>"i fucking love you anon"
>we're expecting our first child in two months

>>552385786
I never saw your first thread, so I didn't see that one.

Congrats, my friend.

>>552385786
Wow

Amazing story, I'm going too try this, OP is a fucking genius

>>552384143
>a:"ohhh what have we here?"
>that'd be my dick sweety

I'm dying here, thank you based anon

>>552382827

Such vigorous eyebrows

>>552386005
thanks bro
>>552386418
don't just try, do
>>552386431
ty
>>552386503
thats just a random pic i found on google, not any of my conquests

>>552386679
I know man, I know... It was refere... nevermind. Kekkling at your stories though.

>>552382827
>The Jordin Method
guys have been doing this for as long as they've had dicks. nihil sub sole novum.

If real this is pretty sad

>>552386679
>>552386679
Pics or it didn't happen fucker

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>>552386934

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COOL STORY BRO

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>>552383324
>squeezing the shit out of her ass