CHILDHOOD AUTISM THREAD
>be cleaning out room
>find disc entitled "My Documents" from when I was a kid
Join me /b/ros, on the journey to my childhood autism. I'm about to put the disc in. Let's see what's inside.
I kind of want to know what abcdefg is all about.
I remember making tons of this shit out of paper, including Donkey Kong barrels. Why did I draw a penis?
I literally made miniature game covers, oh my fuck
I don't remember.. I moved house about 8 years ago and lost most of my shit.. although I have draws full of real rubbish that I kept I want to get through the disk first.
How do I do that?
OP why are you shitting on your childhood?
How old were you? 8?
little kid imagination =/= autism
if you were 13+ maybe then yeah
I really fucking loved mario. This is amazing.
That's it?? That is literally all there is in the capsule???
I WROTE A VERY SHORT SIMPSONS STORY HOW DO I UPLOAD THE DOCUMENT
what even is this?
[ ] Not told [ ] Told [X] TOLDASAURUS REX [X] Cash4told.com [X] No country for told men [X] Knights of the told Republic [X] ToldSpice [x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious [x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun [x] GuiTold Hero: World Told [X] Told King
You think autism is a fucking joke?
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
Gotta hand it to you, OP...this took some balls.
>inspired by this
>open up files from when I was 14
>remember I tried to do 3d animation for 5 years
>remember I never even completed or textured a model
>remember I made star wars animations
>see some extremely bad stills
>remember that I emailed this shit to everyone I know regularly
nope. just nope. I don't want these memories
SIMPSONS STORY HERE WE GO
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Guys, if OP runs out, who wants me to post shit off my old Photobucket from ~2008/2007 when I started internetting? I got nothing locally right now as I wiped my disk but there's some gems out there.
I have no idea what the purpose of this post is, but a lot of the stuff here looks like the stuff my son does, he is 8 and has Autism. OP were you non verbal as a young child? If so when did you start normal conversations?
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>Doesn't like people making fun of autism
>Calls people niggers
Nice b8 you fucking sperg.
Listen here you fucking faggot. I don't know who you are, but if I do I would fucking kill you. You are the cancer that is killing /b/ and everyone on here. Do you know how retarted you sound right now? Oh I bet you like "Ha, you fell for me le ruse" FUCK YOU, I hate everything about you. I hope you don't make it to heaven for killing everything you touch or speak upon. I hope you die a painful death like what you did to /b/. Please do us all a favor and just an hero, you are the reason why I hate everything about this site now and the underage faggots on here. You are destroying our fucking site you bitch ass, faggot, kike nigger lover asshole. Fucking die
You think autism is a fucking joke?
When I was 9 my family was attacked by a rogue band of autists, they approached my family and asked if we had heard the word of our lord and savior Shrek. My dad politely replied that he didn't really like the movie Shrek, they went berserk, they killed my parents, they raped my sister, they made me watch... I begged for mercy and pledged my anus to be taken by Shrek upon its ripening. Shrek is love, Shrek Is life.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find autism to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known has autism. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about autism. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I love how everybody is falling for such old bait.
>the face of /b/
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>Homer went and got to Prof. Frink to find a weak spot to get the aliens.
Prof. Frink said that toxic waste hurts them.
Homer bought a bottle of duff, drank it, put some toxic waste inside, corked it and then threw it into the abduction light.
The waste got abducted and the spaceship blew up with shards of metal scattered all over the town that took 2 weeks to pull out them.
The town was saved.
10/10 story OP
>lego racers 2
played that shit constantly in 6th grade
id chill with you
Go ahead mate
FAGLORDS, I end my dump with a drawing on MS Word... a blueprint for a car to drive on Mars. I have cringed for hours now and I will look for more cringe, but until then enjoy my shit. Oh and also
If OP okays it(or not, I'll probably do it anyway)
I'll make a thread linking to the video sometime in the next week at exactly 7pm EST.
If you don't see the thread, the name of the video will be OP Autism's Simpson Story
Fuck it. Commencing dump of some of my old shit as well.
>Some of it is shit I made,
>Some of it is shit I saved
>Some of it is shit I just saved and put text over thinking I was funny.
>for reference, my online name was and still is M5000. I was much more of a faggot about it back then (how can you be any more faggoty and autistic than how you are right now) you ask?
aha.. let me show you.
Gonna start off kinda slow... Used to make planets in paint.NET
I too had floppy discs, I just don't anymore. If I find the floppy with all the mario kart track drawings, I will show you fags.
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
>Super Mario Sunshine (Tropical Tussle)
OH GOD I HAVE TO SEE THIS.
>mfw this is copypasta for the copypasta
>mfw everyone calls him a newfag
(for a tournament in an online flashgame, this was the..poster...image?..????)
10/10 op fucking gold
shame the summerfags/cancer had to jump in and fall for simple fucking bait.
>WebMrelated its 3 quarters of the people in this thread
I was so proud of choosing a clean username.
>Litterally diagnosed autistic
I have most of the stuff from my first computer too. I must have been 7 or 8, maybe older when I drew this. I didn't know how to save pictures so I just used a camera.
I also liked to make people avatars for websites. Here's one for someone who didn't want an avatar.
>ahh its funny because it says no avatar
OP here. Here is the Template for Nuclear Wargame
>The Cola Caper
>One day in the US state of Springfield, A family called the Simpsons were enjoying another adventure together.
>The family are:
>Bart age: 10 the family’s only son and trouble-maker extraordinaire,
>Lisa age: 8 oldest daughter of the family and overall goody-goody,
>Homer age: 33 father of the family, this overweight nitwit works at the nuclear power plant,
>Marge age; 34 mother of the family and usually a bit of a peace keeper, also known as a bit of a “busy body house-wife,
>Apu age: 31 owner of the Kwik-E-Mart and friend to the
>Once their adventure ended and they came home, Homer sat down on the sofa and saw a article about a new cola, so Homer climbed out of his seat and said “Mmmmm Buzz cola must get buzz cola (dribble-dribble)” and walked of.
>Homer’s next adventure begins at the Simpson’s yard and he has to talk to
Marge, so he does.
>“Homer someone ate all of the Ice-cream in that bucket of Ice-cream!”
I used to have pet ducks when I was a kid
I thought I was actually pretty good at doing top down 2D ship designs for a while there..
Check out this treasure from my autistic MS paint days. Had to change the file format from bitmap for the upload
No, one of them flew into my neighbor's yard, and that guy has paranoid schizoprenia and was on the verge of freaking out because there was a duck in his yard. We had to let them go at the duck pond.
Also, these filenames are ORIGINAL filenames, I did not rename these.
>“Err... maybe one of our kids ate it, Millhouse probably.” Homer got into his car and drove to the Kwik-E-Mart, entered it and said “Apu I need another bucket of Ice-cream and some Buzz cola.”
>“Mr Homer Sir what happened to that bucket of Ice-cream your wife bought this morning?”
>“I probably ate it; I don’t remember stuff to good.”
>So Homer picked up the bucket of Ice-cream and drove home.
>“Homer; Lisa left for school without her science project! Give it to her!”
>“Do I have to?”
>“You can drop it off on your way to work.”
>“And I have to go to work!”
>Homer got into his car and drove past the neighbours play- ground and oh-no Principal Skinner!
>Homer has to race the principal to the school or he gets fired... again.
>Homer WINS! He then gives the project to Lisa and drives home
>“Homer, go talk to Ned; he seems miffed ‘MPO’d even.”
>“Awww why, I’m the world’s greatest neighbour and I even have a mug to prove that!”
>Talks to Ned,
>Found his missing:
>Portrait and while he was getting rod’s inhaler >he said “Where did I leave Rod’s stupid >inhaler... Duhhh the top of the Duff Truck!” .
>Homer collected the last item and drove home.
>“Homer quick get to work before Mr Smithers gives a job evaluation about you!”
>“I could get fired!”
>Homer talks to Barney
>And says “Can I borrow the Plow King?”
>"Take what you want sexy leprechaun, just >don’t hit me with that dart gun oawwawww”
captcha: conceive mbreau
read that aloud
the chanz want me to have children
>So Homer gets into the Plow King and drives to the Kwik–E-Mart and blew up Mr Burns’ Limo so Homer got to work and when he got into his work-station he said “Oooooo I can’t nap with that camera; sexy girls could be watching on the internet. Stupid camera, you should be smashed!”
>Big Blind Brother
>Homer disconnects the power for the cameras and returned to the work-station for a nap then... chuuuuuuuuf “Mindless Droons Return to Your Ugly Families”
>Once Homer went home he sat on the couch and turned on the TV. “Surveillance Wasp cameras and strange black vans have been seen all over town.
>“I’m going to investigate that van outside.”
>Homer got into his car and he investigated the van and he followed the van to the nuclear power plant.
>‘The story of surveillance’ was starting to fit because the nuclear power plant is owned by: Mr Burns!
>Homer drove to the ‘Burns Manor’ and said Mr Burns you are guilty, accused!”
>“Huh what are you talking about aren’t those vans associated with ‘Pizza Deliveries’?”
>“Wa! They were only Pizza vans?!”
>“Smithers! Release the hounds! And if this oaf is an employee of the plant fire him at once!”