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>be me
>be square and horny
>whip out my erectangle
>heh. erectangle.
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>be me
>be round as a fuckin' ball
>it's okay, I'm gonna circlejerk today
>heh, circlejerk.
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and i thought math joke were bad

Why can't the number 288 get a date?
Because it's too gross
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>be me
>be a triangle
>be bangin this chick
>Hey let's try another angle
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>be diamond
>get all the bitches
>because im a girls best friend
>hehe, get it?
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>be me
>be pent up in my apartment
>roommate brings two bitches home
>we each fuck one
>high five between beds
>heh. five.
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>be hexagon
>be mesmerizing the bitches
>because i put a hex on them
>lel, hex
we need more shapes in here
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>be me
>be truncated icosahedron
>muh bitch got some junk in her trunk
>heh. trunk.
good thread
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inb4 trapezoid
>heh, trap
le kek
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Archive this shit.
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>be me
>be rhombus
>First time in bed
>Say to my girl I'm about to rhombust
>kek, get it
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>be me
>be tetradecahedron and horny
>whip out my hedron
>heh. shapes.
toasting in epic bread
fuck, it even looks like he is nudging someone
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>be me
>be acute triangle
>tfw no qt gf
>heh, cute
>cry alone at night
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fucking illuminati keep your shit away from us
>be me
>be gay
>tell girl I'm in the GayGayGay.
>get it.
>kkk. Gay. Oh internet.
giving me a hedron
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>this thread
my sides
>be me
>be discombobulated sphere
>girl asks for le sexy times
>discombobulate her anus
>heh, discombobulation
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>be me in a room with a nice looking bitch
>tell her to STOP
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>Be me
>DENNY asks for DENNY
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OP is a square...
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>be polygon
>Gf finally wants to bang
>whip it out
>She leaves me because I'm not circumscribed,
>hate on hexagrams for all this circumscribing in US
I'll give you a dec of hedron
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>am Denny
ebin maymay bro :^)
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>be me
>be decahedron
>autistic son watching sonic the hedgehog
>heh, edge
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my sides... all four of them...
Thank you for my new reaction image. I swear to you this will one day be a meme
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>be me
>go to threads and ask for more traps like me
>see women with dicks
>heh, trap
I've been thinking about going there. Seems like my cup of pee
hey baby, why don't you dec my hedron and make do like a dodecahedron
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>qt3.14 gf
>not in love anymore
Oh, val?
I need to talk to you. We're oval.
>y..you too
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>be annulus
>gf giving head
>jams her finger into my annulus
>never the same
>later cry
do it while its still good and while THEY cant find it
discombobulated sphere...
try klein flask
bitch a discombobulated sphere is an egg.
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>would not bang
let me try
>be me
>gf is breaking up with me
>but why?
>im sorry but, you're just not my type
>cry a little
>take out my flask full of bourbon
>hehe, flask
>cry a lot
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>be bankoff circle
>be in back off movie theater
>it's dark
>eh, why not bankoff?
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>be me
>be planar surface
>ask qt gf out
>eat at nice restaurant
>"Hey planon... c-can we go back to y-your place...?"
>mfw I have no face
>back at my place, she's naked in seconds
>"w-wow planon, you're so wide and long..."
>her pussy is so fucking nice
>she wants the cum
>I cum all over her landing strip
>heh, landing strip
>planar surface
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>be a fractal
>gf wants to bang for first time
>accidentally cause her too much pain
>can't handle my infinite Koch
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>be me
>have 20 sides
>have gf
>name hedron
>gf getting wet
>mfw I soak a hedron
hi guis
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>Be an alpha fractal
>cunt gf dumps me
>says I'm too insane for her
>bitch just can't mandel my brot
>lel. Mandelbrot
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this fucking thread
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>be me
>be an antiderivative
>meet a qt
>we fuck
>she is now my gf
>says I'm an integral part of her life
>heh, integral
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>be a hyperbola
>about to touch my gf (who is like my other half)
>get soooo close
>never end up touching
This thread...
Stick it in her asymptote heh
Don't worry bro. This world has no boundaries. You'll get there with infinite limits.
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>Be triangle
>get drunk girl to fuck me
>I whip it out
>She asks why im all uneven
>explain that I have the scalenes, but its not contagious
>it is
First one to make me kek.
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> am 13, gf wants to find the Fibonacci within me
>married 21
>life spirals away 34
>on deathbed 55
>mfw cycle of life is infinite
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this thread is shaping up nicely
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>Be me.
>Be hypercube.
>All hyped up to fuck some bitch tonight.
>Heh, hyped.
Im glad someone got it, I was worried for a sec.
I was only on to fap
Saw this thread
Couldn't leave for porn
Fapped anyway
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>life has always been up and down
>never linear
>never ending
>makes my head spin 360 degrees
>Sin is love Sin is life
Worst tesseract ever
>be triangle
>ask a qt. 3.14 out
>she says i'm gross and tells me to fuck off
>oh well, at least I tri'd.
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>be me
>be an uncoloured graph
>my hot gf is calculating my complexity in optimization
>makes me hard

>fuck you
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