>be me >be square and horny >whip out my erectangle

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>>552120020

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>>552120020

>be me
>be round as a fuckin' ball
>it's okay, I'm gonna circlejerk today
>heh, circlejerk.

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>>552120020
>>552120246

and i thought math joke were bad

Why can't the number 288 get a date?
Because it's too gross

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>be me
>be a triangle
>be bangin this chick
>Hey let's try another angle

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>>552120020
>>552120246

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>>552120246
>>552120020
>>552121567

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>be diamond
>get all the bitches
>because im a girls best friend
>hehe, get it?

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>be me
>be pent up in my apartment
>roommate brings two bitches home
>we each fuck one
>high five between beds
>heh. five.

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>be hexagon
>be mesmerizing the bitches
>because i put a hex on them
>lel, hex

we need more shapes in here

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>>552120020
>be me
>be truncated icosahedron
>muh bitch got some junk in her trunk
>heh. trunk.

good thread

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>>552120020
inb4 trapezoid
>heh, trap

>>552122565
>pent
>pentagon
le kek

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Archive this shit.

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>be me
>be rhombus
>First time in bed
>Say to my girl I'm about to rhombust
>kek, get it

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>be me
>be tetradecahedron and horny
>whip out my hedron
>heh. shapes.

toasting in epic bread

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>>552123663
fuck, it even looks like he is nudging someone

>>552120020
>>552120142
>>552120246
>>552121567
>>552122020
>>552122565
>>552122695
>>552123159
>>552123663
god fucking damnit

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>be me
>be acute triangle
>tfw no qt gf
>heh, cute
>cry alone at night

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>>552121567
fucking illuminati keep your shit away from us

>be me
>be gay
>tell girl I'm in the GayGayGay.
>get it.
>kkk. Gay. Oh internet.

>>552123791
giving me a hedron

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>this thread
my sides

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>>552124232

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>be me
>be discombobulated sphere
>girl asks for le sexy times
>discombobulate her anus
>heh, discombobulation

>>552120020

faggot

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>be me in a room with a nice looking bitch
>tell her to STOP
>AND BACK THAT ASS UP

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>Be me
>Be DENNY
>DENNY asks for DENNY
>DENNY her DENNY
>Heh, DENNY

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>>552120020
OP is a square...

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>be polygon
>Gf finally wants to bang
>whip it out
>She leaves me because I'm not circumscribed,
>hate on hexagrams for all this circumscribing in US

>>552124534
I'll give you a dec of hedron

>>552123440
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/552120020

>>552125156
>am Denny
ftfy

>>552125463
ebin maymay bro :^)

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>>552125503
Fuck

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>be me
>be decahedron
>autistic son watching sonic the hedgehog
>heh, edge

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my sides... all four of them...

>>552124025
Thank you for my new reaction image. I swear to you this will one day be a meme

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>>552120020
>be me
>go to threads and ask for more traps like me
>see women with dicks
>heh, trap

>>552125690
>>>/s4s/

>>552125819
I've been thinking about going there. Seems like my cup of pee

>>552125674
hey baby, why don't you dec my hedron and make do like a dodecahedron

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>qt3.14 gf
>not in love anymore
Oh, val?
>yeah?
I need to talk to you. We're oval.
>y..you too
>filename

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>be annulus
>gf giving head
>jams her finger into my annulus
>never the same
>later cry

>>552123440
yes
do it while its still good and while THEY cant find it

>>552124930
discombobulated sphere...
try klein flask

>>552126998
bitch a discombobulated sphere is an egg.

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>3.14/10
>would not bang

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>>552126998
let me try
>be me
>gf is breaking up with me
>but why?
>im sorry but, you're just not my type
>cry a little
>take out my flask full of bourbon
>hehe, flask
>cry a lot

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>be bankoff circle
>be in back off movie theater
>it's dark
>eh, why not bankoff?

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>be me
>be planar surface
>ask qt gf out
>eat at nice restaurant
>"Hey planon... c-can we go back to y-your place...?"
>mfw I have no face
>back at my place, she's naked in seconds
>"w-wow planon, you're so wide and long..."
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>her pussy is so fucking nice
>she wants the cum
>I cum all over her landing strip
>heh, landing strip
>planar surface
>mfw

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>be a fractal
>gf wants to bang for first time
>accidentally cause her too much pain
>can't handle my infinite Koch

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>be me
>have 20 sides
>have gf
>name hedron
>gf getting wet
>isocahedron
>mfw I soak a hedron

>>552126754
hi guis

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>Be an alpha fractal
>cunt gf dumps me
>says I'm too insane for her
>bitch just can't mandel my brot
>lel. Mandelbrot

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this fucking thread

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>>552128337
>>552128830

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>be me
>be an antiderivative
>meet a qt
>we fuck
>she is now my gf
>says I'm an integral part of her life
>heh, integral

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>be a hyperbola
>about to touch my gf (who is like my other half)
>get soooo close
>never end up touching
>fml

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This thread...

>>552129821
Stick it in her asymptote heh

>>552129821
Don't worry bro. This world has no boundaries. You'll get there with infinite limits.

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>Be triangle
>get drunk girl to fuck me
>I whip it out
>She asks why im all uneven
>explain that I have the scalenes, but its not contagious
>it is

>>552130423
First one to make me kek.

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> am 13, gf wants to find the Fibonacci within me
>married 21
>life spirals away 34
>on deathbed 55
>mfw cycle of life is infinite

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this thread is shaping up nicely

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>Be me.
>Be hypercube.
>All hyped up to fuck some bitch tonight.
>Heh, hyped.

>>552130552
Im glad someone got it, I was worried for a sec.

I was only on to fap
Saw this thread
Couldn't leave for porn
Fapped anyway

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>life has always been up and down
>never linear
>never ending
>makes my head spin 360 degrees
>Sin is love Sin is life

>>552130814
Worst tesseract ever

>be triangle
>ask a qt. 3.14 out
>she says i'm gross and tells me to fuck off
>oh well, at least I tri'd.

>>552132214
WHY DOESN'T GOD JUST GIVE ME A SIGN
>heh

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>be me
>be an uncoloured graph
>my hot gf is calculating my complexity in optimization
>makes me hard
>NP-Hard
>lel

>>552124930

>trypophobia
>fuck you