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Ask a guy with Multiple Personality Disorder anything
>inb4 I KNOW IT'S DID NOW
>Vincent thinks gardens are for faggots.
>He's the one who seems to like plants.
I've got news for you, Vince.
Vincent - "Oh, fuck you. There is a difference between liking the plant, whose name is Carla you uncultured fuck, and wanting a fucking garden."
Never seen it
He likes one night stands. I have a semi-open relationship now, so I don't know how it'd work if he wanted his own relationship.
oh no. ur too smart for me
>Never seen it
Should give it a try. Pretty good series. Been meaning to re-watch it.
a tl;dr version of the show:
>woman has three other personalities, a teenage slut, a 1950's housewife, and a male Vietnam vet.
>character development intensifies
Typing a long story, so sorry for the delays.
It depends on how badly I disassociate and how I feel vs. Vincent feels. MY meds aren't too bad, though I have gotten weird bouts of insomnia sometimes that just come out of the fucking blue.
I'm speaking for him, but I'm still me.
Story of what happened before and after I blacked out for three days
>Get a phone call from brother
>Parents are at it again
>Might get a divorce, brother is scared because all his friends are here and he doesn't want to leave
>Fuck my dad for ruining my life being a drunken, narcissistic tool
>Fuck my mom for staying with my dad and not leaving him after my brother was born like she's drunkenly told me she wanted to
>Fuck the world for ruining me and probably ruining my brother
>So angry I just black out
>I wake up in my bed. I check my phone
>It's fucking Sunday afternoon
>I get up, trying to figure out what happened
>I see the notepad is full
>Notes from Vincent
>"Hey. So, you haven't been back for a while. So I took notes in class. And your girlfriend called. Oh, and you forgot to water Carla you bastard. -Vincent"
>I decide to try to account for things
>5 lbs of chicken, rice, lube and a large jug of Tabasco sauce
>Can't find the remains of any of those items
>Check internet history
>INTENSE fucking BDSM porn
>Mostly Asian chicks? Why?
>A pair of jeans are ripped up and poorly sewn together
>Is this what coming down from meth is like?
>Most of my alcohol has been drunken(drank? fucking grammar)
>Laundry was done
>Check the notes
>Slightly illegible handwriting, but the motherfucker did my homework mostly right
>Just sit down on the couch
>"What do you want?" Inner voice sounds a bit annoyed
>"...just take care of yourself asshole."
He didn't talk for a few days, but after that it was back to normal
Was diagnosed with bipolar when i was 13, and have had trouble with staying on my meds since. Its draining when im not on them and my highs and lows are more severe but when im on the meds i dont really feel like im whole and i find myself missing my swings.
Also try yourself some yoga man, leveled me out real well
Nope. Never been on there
He's an ass, but he's not dark. It's not Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I'm just mentally fucked up.
We have some fights, but more often we have little internal conversations when we have to wait a long while for something and we get bored.
He's a cunt. He's sometimes a bit racist. He calls me a faggot and hates my sexual preference sometimes.
But he's not a bad person and I don't think he wants bad things to happen.
I write a touching thing, and the first response he says is "People will think you're a pussy."
This is my fucking life.
That's probably his way of showing that he cares. I honestly wish I could be as ballsy as Vincent is in your stories, just exploding at pricks who are asking for it must feel really good.
He's cooled off a bit in recent years compared to earlier, but he still does it sometimes.
12-13. A few weeks before my first suicide attempt.
Can't be. Not enough child porn and autism
have a blackout story if anyone cares
>get a call from ex friday night
>tells me shes pregnant and its mine, wants me to move back to be with her
>swing kicks in
>semi conscience buy a suit, a record player, 2 blue eyes and a sammy davis record
>proceed to paint my entire apartment in the suit while listening to the records on repeat
>saturday night and sunday - filesnotfound
>wake up tuesday afternoon completely destroyed
>find a bunch of receipts
>mostly unless inexpensive stuff, bottom of te pile, 3.5grand for a baby grand piano
>i now play piano
I don't know. I don't think he's ever really thought much about it.
Very few people actually know about this, so the only person he's ever told he was there was my girlfriend out of politeness.
I like instrumental and orchestra, he likes classic rock.
Just weird. He says he's straight.
Never did much and the side effects weren't worth it
Fuck. At least the shit Vincent does makes some kind of fucked up sense.
Tried anti-anxiety, since I was also really anxious. shit works, and I'm mostly stable.
He's usually nice, though apparently he thinks it'd be better if we broke up since she's a little emotional and a bit needy sometimes.
Is you psychic? But honestly, he loves Dire Straits.
It's really awkward to bring up. And occasionally she asks me what Vincent's been saying recently or has to ask if I'm actually me. And whatever conversation we were having usually dies right about then.
This is like filia if.she was a boy and samson was in your head rather than on.
He tough, rude, but can be polite and in the end protects you for almost the same reason, self preservation and a bit of kindness
Just read the other thread as well, truly the most intriguing post on /b/ for a long time, even has made me deny moots description of "Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact"
Vincent's wrong about any of this being pointless or whatever, thanks for the stories
I want to work in a library, and he honestly would want to work in the military since my grandfather (R.I.P. you amazing man) served. But I said no fucking way would they let me in, and I don't want to go.
We might be more popular/social/actually functional
Well, I'm bi. So I guess I'm half a faggot. But thanks man.
It's as much a voice as when you're reading something in your head or monologuing in your mind
Vincent - "I really don't know. I mean, if I had a body I'd be taller. Chris is a 5'4 child sized little bitch so it wouldn't be hard to get that."
Vincent - "1/4 a faggot. I'm straigh and Chris is bi."
I have to go to bed soon. But I have one more feels story I want to post.
You guys are cool chris and vincent.
Also if this 404s
OP is an attention-seeking 15 yr old with no mental instabilities whatsoever.
kill yourself, OP.
>Be at work, 14 y/o me
>Boss is yelling at me for something that wasn't my fault
>Disassociated a bit after stressful morning and accidentally missed a box of papers to file, but at the same time another student worker who was also in charge gets off scott free for no fucking reason
>"Call her a bitch"
>Leave me alone
>"She's acting like a cunt!"
>I said leave!
>Boss finishes and tells me to go get some supplies from the basement
>I try to talk to Vincent, but he doesn't respond
>I suddenly feel very lonely.
>Collapse and start crying
>Black out, like, actually pass out
>Haven't eaten since yesterday, insomnia terrible
>When I come to, it's closing time.
>Vincent did all my work, dealt with my boss, and got me a little bit ahead. Also told the boss I wasn't feeling good and might have to stay home tomorrow.
>Start crying a little bit on the way home, but for an entirely better reason.
Vincent - "Everyone's a little fucked up, take Chris for example, who is a lot fucked up. But everyone deals with it in their own way, so try to cut people a break from time to time. Unless their being assholes about it, then cut their tires.
Also that made me fucking laugh a lot."
comparably disgusting as this thread
heaven, if you would be so kind to witness the links to the archives posted in this thread
no dont go op pls at least make a dump email plsss
Welp, these threads were awesome, thanks Chris/Vincent