I've slept with her once. 7 decides what I say next.

>>551907516
Ugly cunt, would you suck me ?

"Sorry, I forgot what you look like. Thanks for killing the boner. Back to the anime."

>>551907675
What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

whats your favorite scary movie

Masturbation isn't cutting it anymore, fancy a quick shag?

>>551907516
her name is allison btw

>>551907516
I'm a dumb fucking cunt! WOOOOOOOOOO!111111111111

Do you have some time for sexting?

>>551907516
I want to slambang your funnymuffin til you squabblegork on my dingaloongawenga!

JK you fat cunt, suck my dick

>>551907675
re-roll

Lol poop

Let me put my banana in your coconut then shake it all over your face you cock hungry baboon.

Wtf is this shit

>>551907675
roll for this.

GIVE ME YOUR VAGOO

Can i have a picture of your vagoo? For science of course.

>>551907516
"I'm good with pipes, heard you need you drainage cleaned. Want me to come over?"

>>551908040
Reroll

I AM A MOLECULE CUZ I STAND IN THE MIST

>>551907983

Allison burgers ?

>>551907516
I regret everything we did. You are terrible and I am fag.

I think I'm in love with you.

Are you an archaeologist?


Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

>>551908068
re-rolling while lolling

"I decided that I need to start being realistic about my chances in life; would you be my girlfriend? I want someone who is safe for me."

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is that james

>>551907516
describe to me the size and shape of my penis please

>>551908075
>>551907675

Wait a minute, 75 digit 2 times, i predict another 75

it's over you slag

We had sex... and I'm feeling like we should get married now. God would want that.

Would you like to come over?

U kinky niggger y dun u fuk me rite now. rite fukin now or ill cut ur tits off and make a tit coat

>>551908227
Winrar

ey bby u wan sum fuk?

updog?

Lets play the question game.

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shes like messi

>>551908040
roll for this

>>551908173
re roll

>>551908212
reroll

>>551908068
roll roll roll your boat
Gentle down the thread
Merrily merrily something something else
I forgot the words

>>551908228
reroll

>>551907516
lets fuck in a dumpster bitch

mayonnaise

>>551907516
i hate niggers so much
but want sum fuk?

Have you seen the time I'M LATE!!!!!!

>>551907516
Just wanted to tell you that the test results are in, and well, I'm positive. Sorry,

Would you like a visit from my dick again?

Id like to spank your arse. From the inside. Darling.

Ready for round two?

>>551908068
Re-Rolling Tolling Bowling Souling Fowling Cowling Smashingoling

>>551908068
kek reroll

>>551908397
Winrar?

its been way way way too long since I have seen those amazing boobs of yours! - take that piece of information as you will :P

>Yo legs, nasty bitch. We fucking tonight? 8===D {}

>>551908068
Bitch ass nigga get your bitch ass nigga ass bitched, nigga ass bitch

>>551908397
WINRAR

>>551908552
rolling

>Yo legs, nasty bitch. We fucking tonight? 8===D {}

Do you still love me?

Can I explain to you how I feel in a way that doesn't make me sound gay.. Honestly I loved having sex with you but what I really wanted was for you to shove one of your dildos deep inside of me as you gave me that blowjob

>>551908287
winrar squared

Let me see that loose pussy again

>>551908287
Double winrar

>>551908909
roll

>>551908881
Roll

>>551908740
what decides?

>>551907516

I just found out my mom's brother died. I'm not sure what to feel about it. I mean, I he's my uncle but he was also kinda a pest. I've never told this to anyone, but he used to touch me every Christmas. Should I support my mom or tell her the truth? Only thing is that she was raped as a child by her dad so it's kinda a sensitive subject. She confided in my uncle for support and always looked up to him. What should I do?

>>551909241
Didn't read but roll

>>551909301
Reroll

>>551909241
this

>>551909241
rolling for this

>>551908424
Reroll

Someone just roll a 7 already

>>551909469
cmon op 69 decides

>>551909241
Omg this reroll

>>551909241
Good god it's so fucked up. Rolling.

>>551908424
reroll

>>551909241
roll

>>551909604
>>551909241
I can try. reroll

What's my full name? I forgot lol

>>551909241

>>551909241
reroll

Hi my name is...what...my name is...who...my name is chiggy chiggy slim shady.

>>551909645

Can I play chess while you dress as a giraffe and shit in my ice cream?

>>551909708
Reroll

"I would like to have sex with you in the missionary position, for the purposes of procreation."

>>551909241

reroll

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get
want to sex me?

>>551909645
OP, what the fuck are you doing?

>>551909935

Reroll.

Please God forgive me for my life of sin, let me make it and I'll never deal again or steal again.

My nipples hurt can I have yours?

7 get

I love your smile

>>551909645

I really want to empty my balls into your turd cutter

>>551909241
OP just do this

>>551910117
winrar

>>551910117
winroar

Don't you think niggerish dicks are overrated?

>>551910117

winrar

>>551910175

This one

>>551909241
aaaand roll

Op will not supply with sufficient outcomes

>>551909645
bitch don't play games were fucking whether you like it or not. the choice is yours : glock or cock.

Hitler did nothing wrong. I don't care what you think but that's just my honest opinion

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>>551910053
He blew it.

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Bitch be thirsty

I am on a virgin filled forum typing what they say

>>551910495
Roll

>>551910465
we need to see the reaction before we know what to reply with redard

>>551910465
OP why don't you just have sex with her? why are you wasting time here? she clearly wants you

Bring a dildo. My arse needs it

>>551910465
Thats fucking nasty man

Lets touch anuses and poop into eachother

>>551910757
He had sex with her once for a reason.

>>551910958
OP could at least get some nudes for us if he doesn't wanna fuck her

>>551910958
her eyes are quite some distance apart... downy?

come around to mine right now you nigger

Let me love you. God I have had this crush on you ever since we made love and I felt a connection, I just didn't want to be weird or anything but god I miss you and I feel shit without you everyday. I may seem like a stuckup douche, but really deep down I'm a sensitive guy.

I really want a nude pic of you

Ugly trap is ugly.
Plus I have a question. Who has the bigger dick?

i don´t give a fuck about your filthy pussy. i decided to go for cocks now

>>551911168
rerolling for fedorable

Who can I trust in this cold world. My phony homie had a baby by my old girl. But I ain't trippin', I'm a player I ain't sweatin' him. I sexed his sister, had her mumble like a Mexican

>>551909241
reroll

>>551911316
this

send me some nudes bitch

I want to put my wee-wee in your who-ha

>>551911136
i'm almost as out of it as i was that time i thought it would be a good idea to stick my dick in you

>>551911136
I'm really sorry my sister took my phone from me because she is still mad that I blew my load of cum allover her ass while she was sleeping.

I'd like to eat one full pint of your poop, but only after you've eaten a 22 ounce porterhouse steak.

U WOT M8

>>551911136
wtf do you mean not tonight?? do i have to come over there and make you

WANNA FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>551911136
Bitch I might be...side effects from the last fuck u gave me

>>551910465
>looks like OP has long hair
>inb4 OP is a girl
>inb4 staged

There ain't nofin that stops tears like a blunt knife, innit?

>>551911343
reroll

ill cum down your throat if you come over

Just wait 15 minutes and tell her that it was your dad texting her...

then we start this over again

>>551911737
AHAHAHHHAHAH SUCH A WIN AHAHAHAHH

OK if you can't do it tonight, mind sending some pics to get me in the mood ;)

>>551911737
winrar

>>551911136
At least send me a pic of you. I can only cum when I see your beautiful body.

>>551911136
Until we do get to fuck, maybe some nudes to pass the time?

>>551911737
winrape

>>551911897

who the fuck would type that shit down on a phone though...

send me some nudes?

U W0T M8

>>551911737
score

>>551912014
copy paste you dipshit!

>>551912175

I need copy paste on my phone... T_T

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I was waiting for this one

>>551911737
WINRARRRR

>>551912321
top kek

Randy Newman Loves You. <3

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>>551912321
That's fantastic.

Voulez vous m'épouser ?

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>>551912321
hwaiting

>>551912726
TOUS LE MEMES

I want to fuck your ass with toilet brush

"I sometimes like to kidnap babies and force them to anally fist me."

>>551912321
want to watch each other masterbate over skype

>>551912824
re-roll

>>551912824
and then clean my teeth with it

Sorry, friend stole my phone. So uhmmmm I wanted to ask, wanna do anal? Or show me some pics?

>>551912772
>hwaiting
Are you Korean as well?

>>551912906
Reroll

>>551912906
SO FUCKING CLOSE REROLL

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Rape rape rape less talk more sex 666yolo swag 420

I'm going to your fucking house to kill you your family but first im gonna cut their arms off cook them and feed them to you as you watch multifamily bleed out I will start skull fucking them with my cock

>>551912997
winzip

>>551913132
nigga pls.

pls.

>>551913132
Re roll

>>551913132

What else would you skull fuck them with?

m'lady i've been absolutely convergediosis about them shells. what about some table gurkens? are you about going on to do? yes sir

boards.4chan.org/b/res/551907516
this is whats happening right now

>>551912906
Reroll

>>551913418
roll

I dont understand what the fuck your problem is, i have been nothing but the supreme gentleman to you and you act like a fucking bitch to me all the time.

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>>551909645
thank you OP

Twiddle my gooch hair

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A nude or two while we wait

I am OP and I am one of mant countless faggots that creates a fake facebook to message myself with and make these stupid fucking threads which are rarely ever funny.

>>551913418
reroll

>>551913679
Voldemort?

>>551913679
She has a nice body.
She has a butter face though.

>>551913679
nice. was she any good?

>>551910495
Roll

I think of you when I eat my cum

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>>551913679

wow op is not a huge faggot today

>>551913418
This

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Does this... arouse you, my love?

>>551913418
last roll

Im on a website full of virgins telling me what to say to you

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Unexpected

>>551913660
reroll

>>551914101
reroll

>>551914132
Autism at its finest.

>>551914132
Hot damn OP you're on fire

>>551913418
Roll

>>551914132
come at me you damn cunt i´ll fuck you up

>>551914132
This chick just became awesome with that.

>>551914157
dingdangdong

>>551914101
meant this one fuck

>>551914132
Oh shit niggah what kinda of shit cave did you bury yourself into?

>>551914157
winrar

>>551914132
>She knows

>>551914132
at least she's playful

but really post more nudes

>>551914417
hahaha! win.

>>551914132
OP just go and fuck her already.
She's proven herself to be amusing, and she's tolerated what must seem like insanity from her end, so she obviously wants the D.
Take your slimy genitals over there and place them gently inside hers.
Then fuck the everloving shit out of her.

I fucked your dog last night...
There was shit and vomit everywhere. I felt like a Japanese school girl losing her virginity to a fucking squid.

>>551914132
>>551914428
you think she's on some board with femanons telling her what to say?

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From the back

>>551914681
/fem/?

>>551914739
She's hot /b/ro

>>551914670
Rolling for this again

>>551914739
Damn op, nice

>>551914739
You did good, OP.

>>551914739
i don't know why you crossed out her eyes when they aren't crossed out in any of the other text screenshots

>>551914739
i'd hit her, with a truck

"nah i just was joking sweetie"

>>551910495
reroll

>>551915103
Well atleast OP is delivering.

>>551915103
Yes nigger send that shit.

>>551914428
Stuff he's posted that could give it away
>OP
>the "army tough guy" pasta
>greentext format

She knows.
If she's clever, she's found this thread and is monitoring it. Either that, or she's found it, confirmed it, and is only responding for the sake of amusement.

>>551915103
i'm on a forum filled with virgins that are dictating what i say to you.

Only because I want to see of you can go this further:

Post that post to her:
>>511913418

You interested in violent rape play? ??

>>551914970
That truck being my dick.

>>551915318
roll

>>551912321

If this isn't fake you a legend.

>>551914948
Because it's a nude with face,
so when you do find out who she is, she can say that's not her

My Little winkydinky

I am sorry I am not making much sense.I think I am having a psychotic fit. I need help.

Well if you're done with this chick, you can send her my way /b/ro.

I want to hang my 13 inch hog into your lung and spooge.

>>551915594
hahahhaahadjwlvjkeowvvn

roll

Come, let's 'ave a rump love, I'll right wreck yer coont ah will, swear it on me ol' dad.

rolling:

ever had sex under the moonlight while your dog watches and looks at you like he secretly wants it

marry me pls

>>551915103
how bout I give you the ol' lickaroo

You are my hero, OP

I would definitly go out with you, but ,unfortunately, you do not qualify for hotbmark.com standards. Get on the level, bitch.

did you know that studied show semen to reduce risk of throat cancer? Might also work if you pump it up the stinky
is it really worth the risk of NOT having sexytime?

Are you an archaeologist?

>>551915103
im sorry for acting so weird. I have been thinking about you since i made love with you and i think i fucking love you. Do you want to be my official girlfriend? :)

Go to the bathroom and give me a quick shot of your tits plz

not rolling.
girl, if you're here and you're reading this, kudos for the spirit

>>551915642roll

>>551915302

Or worse... she's posting all the responses to send.

The plot thickens!

>>551915762
rerolling and correcting, come on instead of come

I've eaten my own cum. It was delicious. Could you get me with some other guys? I want to become a cum-connoisseur.

>tfw OP is actually the femanon in disguise looking for attention
lel

>>551915594
roll,

ROLL
LKAWJRLANFELLA AAAAAAHHHH

ROLL

>>551915917
edit my typo out, dont be that guy

Hoe bout me and Fwolf double team you

>>551915942
rerolling my own shit cause im superior

>>551916013
doesn't matter, funny shit either way

>>551915987

fuck, i blew my 7

yo would you hav sex w/ me right now if id let you fuck my ass with a strapon

Imagine this: you walk in on your parents, but they have a mask on of you and your dog, and your dog have on a mask of your mom, and your sibling is outside wearing a mask of your dad watching all this time.

>>551916167
winrar

>>551916167
pls op

>>551915594

>>551916267
i already had a winrar like 10 posts ago fuck off dick

>>551916267
double winrar

>>551916024
Rerollll

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>>551915987
You ruined it for everybody. Into the queue it goes.

>>551916167
OP continue to deliver

>>551916167
winrar

bitch you annoy me

>>551916617
lol winrar

>>551916504
Not a bad body

>>551915917
the actual fucking winrar

>>551916540
>>551916396
>>551916267
>>551916536
fuck you dicks

Where these screenshots?

>>551916617
win

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>>551916617
heh

>>551912321
holy fucking shit top kek

>>551916617
this

>>551914132

did she just create a new copypasta?

Twiddle my asshole

>>551916920
it would seem so

>>551916929
roll

say that to my face not on the internet u fuckin schupid pony gay boy i bet u like having sex with ponys you fucking stupid queer ill call my homys on u i swear 2 fucken christ i have 2 times as meny gfs as u have u fucken retarded pony gay quer fucker im 2 meater tall with big muscles you fuckon idiot ill wreck u any day on the weak ur music is shit fucken simplr tier fl studier shit dont even put eny bludy filters on ur kicks n other drum crap u used 2 use club create which is made for 5 year old daiper shiters with no telant all the schupid preset shit 4 telantless queers like urself il murder u u bloody nutter

>>551917117
oh boy

>>551916683
the reason were ignoring it is because it fucking sucks

>>551917117
god yes

>>551917117 my god winrar. OP stopped delivering?

>>551917117

lol I'm on a roll, out of the 4 things I rolled for I got 3 to roll a 7.

>>551917117
nice nubs

"listen, lets meet up tomorrow and fuck on my parents bed. I want you to wear a strap on and fuck me in the ass while a have a wank and cum all over my face"

op stopped delivering because he didn't want to lose his fwb

>>551917424
Roll

>>551917424
rolllllll

>>551917568
stop rolling, its not funny

>>551917697
insta-win. send her this screenshot

Can I have a taste of your blue waffle?

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Uh oh /b/

>>551917653
same with everything else in this faggot thread

>>551918015
well no sex for you

>>551918015
kek

>>551918051
I don't know, man. I'm having fun.

Sorry, this must look weird. I'm bit confused, think i just killed 15 year old girl.

Sorry, this must look weird. I'm bit confused, think i just killed 15 year old girl.

>>551916146
I kinda wish that this post had have been a 7, because that would've been an amusing message to have sent her.

>fuck, I blew my 7

Ah, dick jokes never get old...

>>551911937
Winrar!

>>551911737
Hey "navy seal" are you a navy seal or are you a marine? lmao. I currently serve and I've never heard of any navy seal having access to any type of marine weaponry. If your going to make threats, make them legit, and I highly doubt any actual, hardened navy seal would spend any of his time on this stupid fucking website. Get your shit straight, admit you live with your mommy, and that you fap to the idea of someone sodamizing you with a soldering iron....

>>551918015
kek op you're not a faggot atleast for today

Be smart don't be a retard, you gonna take advise from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

If everyone but you and I died tomorrow, would you want to spend eternity repopulating the human race or nah?

>>551918015
Sorry I said those things earlier. I act like that when I get nervous. I'm nervous because I really like you a lot, and I want to know if you want to be my girlfriend

>>551918418
you are really slow, aren't you?