THE ADVENTURES OF OP: THE WORLD'S RISKIEST GOLDDIGGER FAGGOT AND HIS PYSCHOTIC VORAEPHILE BOYFRIEND WHO WILL BE KNOWN AS VB FOR THE SAKE OF GREENTEXT
>Be me, a year and a half ago
>Looking on a dating site because desperate niggerfaggot
>Come across a 8.5/10 faggot
>We're talking straight up /fit/izen here
>Hotter than the underside of satan's hairy fucking ballsack
>He's looking for a roomate
>Me, being the gigantic faggot I am, take up that offer
>Skip forward 3 months of pleasant dating and occasional fucking
>"OP, I want to show you something"
>He has a hidden room in his tiny, somewhat shitty house
>offshoot from his closet
>Jars line the walls
>Jars filled with bones and shit
>Holy christ above, you have no earthly idea how awful the smell was
>To this day, I don't know how the whole place didn't reek of shit
>"These are my meals"
>Turns out the fucker's a hardcore vorarephile
>Eats pets and shit around the neighborhood
>"If you tell anyone, I'm gonna chop you up and put you in one of these"
>fucker just threatened to eat me if I leave him
>Offers me $20 for each animal I feed to him
>Still "dating" the crazy bastard because dosh
TL;DR: OP IS A FAGGOT WHO GOT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE SITUATION
>Also, general crazy partner stories thread
I'm a voraephile and what the fuck.
Also, my gf really wants a fucking machine and is into doctor/nurse porn, so I've fingered her with a glove before. My hand was sweaty at the end of it.
Also, on the topic of stories, one time I had a "threesome" with an ex and another guy. Unfortunately, she wasn't willing to take off her pants, and since he was much more sexually intimidating than I was it basically turned into watching her blow him, which might not have been terrible had I even been a little undressed. She blew me afterwards while he sat watching, drinking a beer.
Not crazy, but weird.
I don't know if he'd be able to get away with that unless it was in direct self-defense. As far as we know, other than animal abuse (which there isn't much proof of), he hasn't done anything illegal.
Vorarephilia (often shortened to vore) is a paraphilia wherein sexual arousal occurs in response to the idea of someone/something/yourself eating or being eaten by someone/something/yourself. The fantasy sometimes involves the victim being swallowed dead or alive and may or may not include digestion.
It is most often enjoyed through pictures, stories, videos, and video games, and can appear in mainstream media. Other examples to this are being eaten whole. In some cases, vorarephilia may be described as a variation of macrophilia and may combine with other paraphilias
About the saddest thing to happen to me is going out with a bipolar chick for the first time and the next morning I had to drive to the chemist to buy the morning after pill. It wasn't me who fucked her.