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>>551826967
THE ADVENTURES OF OP: THE WORLD'S RISKIEST GOLDDIGGER FAGGOT AND HIS PYSCHOTIC VORAEPHILE BOYFRIEND WHO WILL BE KNOWN AS VB FOR THE SAKE OF GREENTEXT

>Be me, a year and a half ago
>Be 23
>Looking on a dating site because desperate niggerfaggot
>Come across a 8.5/10 faggot
>We're talking straight up /fit/izen here
>Hotter than the underside of satan's hairy fucking ballsack
>Similar interests
>He's looking for a roomate
>Me, being the gigantic faggot I am, take up that offer
>Skip forward 3 months of pleasant dating and occasional fucking
>"OP, I want to show you something"
>yeah okay
>He has a hidden room in his tiny, somewhat shitty house
>offshoot from his closet
>Jars line the walls
>Jars filled with bones and shit
>Holy christ above, you have no earthly idea how awful the smell was
>To this day, I don't know how the whole place didn't reek of shit
>"These are my meals"
>Turns out the fucker's a hardcore vorarephile
>Eats pets and shit around the neighborhood
>"If you tell anyone, I'm gonna chop you up and put you in one of these"
>fucker just threatened to eat me if I leave him
>Offers me $20 for each animal I feed to him
>Still "dating" the crazy bastard because dosh

TL;DR: OP IS A FAGGOT WHO GOT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE SITUATION

MOAR?

>Also, general crazy partner stories thread
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>>551832641

MOAR
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>>551832641

are you male or female?
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>>551832641
>Also, general crazy partner stories thread

Nothing anyone will post is going to be crazier than this.
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I'm a voraephile and what the fuck.

Also, my gf really wants a fucking machine and is into doctor/nurse porn, so I've fingered her with a glove before. My hand was sweaty at the end of it.
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>>551832641
if he is hot i'd stay with him

good sex + survival = no downside
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Also, on the topic of stories, one time I had a "threesome" with an ex and another guy. Unfortunately, she wasn't willing to take off her pants, and since he was much more sexually intimidating than I was it basically turned into watching her blow him, which might not have been terrible had I even been a little undressed. She blew me afterwards while he sat watching, drinking a beer.

Not crazy, but weird.
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>>551832641
>vorarephile
bump the FUCKK out of this
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Kill him, and then show the cops the hidden room, this crazy bastard's gonna kill you otherwise.
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>>551834098
I don't know if he'd be able to get away with that unless it was in direct self-defense. As far as we know, other than animal abuse (which there isn't much proof of), he hasn't done anything illegal.
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>>551832641
This never happened but you're still a gold-digger nigger faggot who like's getting his shit rammed in.

That's never changed, OP
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>>551834098

nah, he wont hurt u unless you either leave him or stop sexing him

basically, forced to have sex with an 8.5/10 qt3.14
not bad
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>>551833241
Said he was a faggot, you faggot.
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>>551832641
They roleplay the fantasies autistics have on /x/
>>/x/
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what the fuck is a voraephile
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>>551835956
Vorarephilia (often shortened to vore) is a paraphilia wherein sexual arousal occurs in response to the idea of someone/something/yourself eating or being eaten by someone/something/yourself.[1][2][3] The fantasy sometimes involves the victim being swallowed dead or alive and may or may not include digestion.[3]

It is most often enjoyed through pictures, stories, videos, and video games, and can appear in mainstream media. Other examples to this are being eaten whole.[4] In some cases, vorarephilia may be described as a variation of macrophilia and may combine with other paraphilias
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>>551836392
bumping for more OP stories
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>>551837129
and again
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About the saddest thing to happen to me is going out with a bipolar chick for the first time and the next morning I had to drive to the chemist to buy the morning after pill. It wasn't me who fucked her.
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>>551838458
> had to
You chose to. You beta fag.
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>>551838458
Should have left the bitch to her own devices.

She obviously would rather fuck people who treat her like shit, so treat her like shit and she'll put out.
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Bump. OP what faggotry is this tell us a fucking story about Vorarephilia. My cock is ready to extend.
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OP confirmed kill
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