>>551826967 THE ADVENTURES OF OP: THE WORLD'S RISKIEST

>>551832641

MOAR

>>551832641

are you male or female?

>>551832641
>Also, general crazy partner stories thread

Nothing anyone will post is going to be crazier than this.

I'm a voraephile and what the fuck.

Also, my gf really wants a fucking machine and is into doctor/nurse porn, so I've fingered her with a glove before. My hand was sweaty at the end of it.

>>551832641
if he is hot i'd stay with him

good sex + survival = no downside

Also, on the topic of stories, one time I had a "threesome" with an ex and another guy. Unfortunately, she wasn't willing to take off her pants, and since he was much more sexually intimidating than I was it basically turned into watching her blow him, which might not have been terrible had I even been a little undressed. She blew me afterwards while he sat watching, drinking a beer.

Not crazy, but weird.

>>551832641
>vorarephile
bump the FUCKK out of this

Kill him, and then show the cops the hidden room, this crazy bastard's gonna kill you otherwise.

>>551834098
I don't know if he'd be able to get away with that unless it was in direct self-defense. As far as we know, other than animal abuse (which there isn't much proof of), he hasn't done anything illegal.

>>551832641
This never happened but you're still a gold-digger nigger faggot who like's getting his shit rammed in.

That's never changed, OP

>>551834098

nah, he wont hurt u unless you either leave him or stop sexing him

basically, forced to have sex with an 8.5/10 qt3.14
not bad

>>551833241
Said he was a faggot, you faggot.

>>551832641
They roleplay the fantasies autistics have on /x/
>>/x/

what the fuck is a voraephile

>>551835956
Vorarephilia (often shortened to vore) is a paraphilia wherein sexual arousal occurs in response to the idea of someone/something/yourself eating or being eaten by someone/something/yourself.[1][2][3] The fantasy sometimes involves the victim being swallowed dead or alive and may or may not include digestion.[3]

It is most often enjoyed through pictures, stories, videos, and video games, and can appear in mainstream media. Other examples to this are being eaten whole.[4] In some cases, vorarephilia may be described as a variation of macrophilia and may combine with other paraphilias

>>551836392
bumping for more OP stories

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>>551837129
and again

About the saddest thing to happen to me is going out with a bipolar chick for the first time and the next morning I had to drive to the chemist to buy the morning after pill. It wasn't me who fucked her.

>>551838458
> had to
You chose to. You beta fag.

>>551838458
Should have left the bitch to her own devices.

She obviously would rather fuck people who treat her like shit, so treat her like shit and she'll put out.

Bump. OP what faggotry is this tell us a fucking story about Vorarephilia. My cock is ready to extend.

OP confirmed kill