>walk into alley
>see this
>girl on right takes off glasses; "hey faggot, my friend here things you're cute"
what do?
>>551724105
Run scared. They look legit.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>551724105
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>walk the dinosaur
>>551724105
Tip my fedora and say
"M'lady"
Then turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>551724105
turn 360 and walk way
Keep walking to wherever the hell I'm going. Fucking pedos.
>>551724105
German Suplex
>>551724105
srsly? if i was alone and no one saw me, i would fuck the living shit out of them
>>551724105
Holy shit they're hot, do you have moar?
>fast walk home
>turn on computer
>log on to tumblr
>write a post about stare rape and cis gendered white women privilege
>>551724105
>wait to get kneed in the nuts and possibly molested
or
>prepare for incoming sodomy
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>551724105
Ignore them. I've got shit to do and dealing with girls' bullshit isn't one of them.
>>551724249
>551724249
>>551724302
>>551724386
>>551724415
>Being this unique
>Being
>Be
>B
"Fuck off newfag."
>>551724105
>things
>>551724105
>take out knife
>stab the right girl in the stomach
>>551724105
grab my crotch and say the same.
>>551724105
sorry I am a faggot
>>551724105
Ask for ID and get a hummer behind a dumpster before going about my merry way
>>551724105
all three!
Left sucks it, middle takes it in the ass, right licks up the mess.
Then left and right get it in the ass too.
>>551724105
srsly you guys?
360 degrees would have you facing them again
TIL /b/ is full of not smart people
>>551724105
give'm some legos and barbies
bitches love barbies
>>551724302
>>551724249
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Are you fucking autistic?
>>551724105
walk 360 and turn around home.
>drop drawer and suck my own dick
>>551724105
I would correct her spelling, of course.
>rip off shorts and panties
>insert cock into tight pussy
>fuck with the force of 1000 suns while the other two lick my asshole and suck my balls
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>551724249
>>551724302
>>551724386
>>551724415
>>551724549
You guys are retarded, if you turn 360 you will face the same direction
>>551724753
how fucking new are you? been here all summer, hu?
Laugh at the little girls trying to play a grownups game.
Then take a seat as I wait for Chris Hansen trap some idiot.
>>551724753
g8 b8 m8
>>551724105
>what do?
sell them to gary glitter for huge profits.
or lease them to ROFL harris
I would say "young lady, you shouldn't address strangers in the streets, specially in this secluded alley in which your screams begging for mercy would not be heard by anyone".
After that I would volunteer to drop them home and talk to their mothers, addressing this problematic issue
>>551724105
Fuck all three of them bloody.
>No Officer, I didn't know that they were only 9
um yea i would have to turn 360 degrees and walk away to that one
Have a threesome, but make sure that there are no pictures or recordings taken.
God dammit.
>>551724831
>>551724780
>>551724753
this is /b/ in 2014. 95% newfags.
>>551724901
in other words you would fuck them if nobody was watching
>>551724831
>>551724780
Newfags
>>551724105
>scream "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE"
>Throw ten bucks at them
>Run away and file a report to the cops
>Hire private security to watch after me at all times
>you're
your
>>551724105
step one: runaway laughter
step two: comes back few minutes later with a pack of pedos
step three: ?
step four: happy ever after
>>551724780
Oh shit, it really is summer
>>551724780
>being this new
>>551725034
foh shizzle
mah nizzle
vin diesel.
>>551724780
OMG.. someone still falls for this one every time.. he meant 720 degrees .. KEK
>>551724576
>Anything but this is wrong
>>551724753
>>551724780
>>551724831
Sure is summer in here.
I punch the bitch on the right, steal her skateboard, do a 360 and skate away.
>>551724105
Never heard a girl say hey faggot my friend thinks your cute as a pick up line lol. You suck with reality man and picking up girls older than 16
>>call police
>>say "here are 3 little girls drinking on the street
>>police comes, calls family
>>father/mother take girls home
>>punishment ensues as I lol back at home
>>Dad/mom gets aknowledg of the fact that the little igrl has to be watched closely, so these things don't happen anymore
>>They learn not to be a bitch while still being a kid
I'd also take a beer to celebrate the fact I've been a hero, if that attitude continued she'd probably get raped
Well it depends, my right or their right?
>when you see young girls, and imagine cumming in their tushka
Such is life in... well, everywhere. closet pedos the world over.
laugh my ass off
>>551724504
im looking m8
>>551724105
Fuck the one in the middle, while the other two 69 while I finger then both in the ass
>kick girl on the right in the stomach and take skateboard.
>skate off into the sunlight.
>"god i love my job"
Call the cops because I don't like being harassed
>>551724105
>Play deaf
>Put my Trilby over my eyes
>Glance at the ground
>Start walking faster home so I can play vidya
>>551724831
OMG you're so right!
how did we not see it
Fuck the skateboard.
>>551724572
>>551724753
>>551724780
>>551724831
Welcome summer fags, Welcome
>>551725093
>>551725354
Awesome thank you.
>>551725243
You're my favourite anon around. Let's be friends
You are thier dad. And you have to fuck only one. Which one would it be and why. Their fate is in your hands
>>551724302
>>551724249
Almost got me.
>>551725505
Fuck the dad, obviously.
>>551725505
Wtf is that kind of question ? 99% will fuck right...
arent they about 8 years old? I'd ask them if their parents know where they are and tell them to contact a police officer if they're lost
>>551725505
Chubby little awkward one. Her life is already gonna suck, might as well let one of them be happt
>>551725505
both disgusting
>>551724105
grab a 3yo
yell for the cops
tell cops the girls were molesting the 3yo
get them put into foster care or lost kid warehouse.
lel up a storm
wait 10 years until they're prostitutes
sell them smack and fuck them when they're unconscious
pimp them out for five years.
rinse and repeat with next lot
Pay the one on the right to straddle my face while i ate her ass out and she pissed on me and pay the other blonde to ride my rock hard dick while she made out with the one on my face... then cum in 2 seconds due to premature ejaculation and suddenly feel tremendous guilt and have to kill all three with the skateboard.
>>551724780
fuck, please be trolling...
>>551724996
>>551725068
>>551725093
>>551725208
>>551725389
>>551725436
you guys fell for my trap xD
>>551724780
newfag?
>>551725494
>>551725436
>mfw you don't realize who the actual summerfag is.
>>551725379
you are beyond omega, anon
>>551725645
sure you would do that.
>>551725769
OMG you're so right.
how did we not see it?
>>551725769
>trying this hard to recover from being a newfag
>>551724105
steal the skateboard, try doing trick, crash myself in front of them, cry in fetal position
>>551725436
>being this new
>>551725769
xDD
I got more than you /b/ro! xDDDDDDD
Look at them, and say yeah I know! Then run off.
>>551725068
>>551724996
>>551725103
>summerfags pretending they're not summerfags by complaining about summerfags.
>>551725505
If I was a pedophile with kids I would kill myself. You can recover from having a parent die, you cant forget being raped by someone you trusted
>>551724105
I don't thing they are cute, because I'm not a sexual predator.
Goodbye.
>>551725885
you mad m4x2? xDD
>>551725769
> xD
>>551725505
I would tear up rights ass hole
>>551725963
OMG you're so right.
how did we not see it
Get on skateboard, call Tony Hawk, ask how to do a 720, turn 720 degrees on skateboard and ride away.
>>551725827
how old are you, kid? 14?
Girl on the right??
When you post this on /tv/ is usually the girl on the left, implying its Jordyn who is asking.
Either way I take all three with me to hang out, maybe get them to try weed or something.
Pretty banji
/b/ was never good, but now it's worse
I'd show my bellybutton and go to bed
>>551724105
#FuckThemRightInTheirPussies of course.
>>551725987
>If I was a pedophile with kids I would kill myself.
what if you were a pedophile with adults?
wouldn't you me more at risk due to not even doing your job properly?
Whip out my dick and and shoot them, because my dick is a gunknife, fucking awesome.
>>551724105
climb on the fence and jizz down
>>551726171
Why do girls always dress so much sexier when they're younger?
>>551724105
Get on my knees, yank down their shorts and panties, and start licking their pussies
>>551724105
take home which ever one doesn't fight back
This is now a spiderman thread
>>551724249
>>551724302
>>551724386
>>551724415
>>551724549
>>551724753
>>551724780
>>551724786
>>551724831
>>551724940
fig 1.
>>551725963
>>551725960
>>551725913
>>551725804
>>551725769
>>551726297
Because they have tighter fitter bodies, they do it unconsciously since when girls hit puberty they are genetically wired to find a mate, and to do so you dress provocatively
whether they realize this or not, this is the case
>>551726349
I'm starting to suspect that spiderman is a pedophile.. rockspiderman.
he's in every cp thread.
I think he gets an erection
I'd ask for directions to the nearest bathroom because i need to poop. Then I'd come back and rape and murder them i suppose.
>>551726349
nope
>>551726512
Normalfags/College Students leave
High schoolers enter
Traffic stays the same, newfags increase
>>551726496
You can't convince me that the girl on the right doesn't know what she is doing.
>>551725804
fucking baitception!
think about it.
>>551726583
I think bromide would work better.
He's in more pedo threads than anyone else.
He needs a quick spray of 'boner begone'
>>551724105
Proceed to mug them.
>>551726496
those girls are begging for cock
>>551724105
run away crying
>>551726349
>>551724105
Give them all my money my phone and ask them to be gentle and use a condom
Captcha: was orged(g) how appropriate
>>551726816
dont be lewd
they are only 13-14
they are pure and innocent
>>551726687
>>Normalfags/College Students leave
>believing anyone browsing /b/ actually has a life
>>551726718
She probably have years of experience, at sucking popsicles.
Beat them up.
>>551726496
>>551726532
I find this more cute than provocative, I don't really like girls in provocative clothing.
>>551726851
no.
we said "spiderman, ped?"
we think the answer is YES considering you're always in these threads.
that may explain the secret identity and the sweatsuit
I bet you 'shoot a web' every time you see little girls
>>551726171
fuck you're right
>>551726496
>right girl
>>551724105
turn 10 degrees and walk away
>>551724753
Look who's back.
http://www.younow.com/Chlomydia
Reply to the girl with, "I think she's cute too." As I take the skate board and begin to walk home... Ima be wheeling it tonight!
>>551726851
>>551727057
ya fucked up OP
Jordyn is meant to ask since she's the leader and shit
>>551726998
Her name is lexee smith just fyi
>>551724753
you m8s 8 my b8
>>551727053
>Being this summerfag
>/b/ full of summerfags, newfags, pedos and 12 year old
>MFW
I'd say, "lexee... this is uncalled for behavior" because that's her name. She goes to my school. Im the janitor there.
>>551727348
>>551724780
Summer or B8. Havent decided yet.
>>551724780
>Throwing the word autistic around
>>551727502
why don't you take a seat over there, spidey?
wipe your hand first (it's all sticky for some reason)
>>551727543
WHICH SCHOOL PLEASE ID LIKE TO KNOW
btw
>do you do it for free?
>>551727551
Don't fuck with them their fucking OG
>>551727348
>lexee smith
good luck convincing me this bitch doesnt take dick on the reg
>>551727697
he cleans the toilet she uses
while she's on it
>>551727697
MOAR MOAR MOAR
>>551724105
Pull out my knife and rape them
If you don't think they're hot you're a fucking liar trying to hide your pedo feelings.
>>551727773
are you talking to those little girls?
thought so
I was right
you're spiderperv
>>551727773
Do not bump, sage.
>>551727823
my pure innocent waifu
NOW IN WEBM
>>551727502
>>551724105
>load 9mm,
>"Phone,money and jewelry,in the bag, bitch."
>>551724249
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>360 degrees
>>551727989
>>551727875
>>551727989
aw yiss
>>551727979
so does your milkshake bring the girls to the van?
or do you rely on chloroform?
hey /b/
let's see if we can mactrack spidey for shits and giggles
>>551727989
Can you make this a gif or something? My mobile can't play webm and I recognize this scene
Turn 360 degrees Celsius and walk away
>>551728219
10/10
>>551724105
unzip pants
take dick out
"aint going suck itself "
>>551728330
no your loss sorry
if you recognize it you know where to look for it
>>551727989
I dont get how this turns you on bro. Like they're not even kissing.
>>551724753
... I hope you never try comedy. It's a joke.
>>551727773
>>551727989
sauce?
>>551728113
Nigger, you better be kidding... if not, being this new.
>>551728642
>>551728471
Get those Plan B pills handy baby
>>551726998
>>551727348
>>551727697
>>551728219
10/10 perfect
>>551727823
So is this like very soft core child model stuff, or are they tying to pass this off as something legitimate?
>>551728290
>Chloroform
>Implying chloroform is that fast
sir do you have the legal age to be posting here ?.
>>551728642
oh spidey
how could you!!
>>551728642
hahaha oh fuck
nice work
>look away all you want, I won't
>>551728837
I wish for zooom
>>551727989
tfw no pure innocent waifu
>>551728780
>spiderperv
>knows what works best on getting little girls in the van
spidey
chris hanson wants a word with you
something about a seat
Start snapping my fingers and get ready for a dance fight.
>>551728769
She is a proper dancer, and a damn good one.
This is not child modeling. She models for clothing brands and shit who want someone who will look good in their clothes.
The only thing that looks a little shady is the photographer "sharkcookie" - google that name on images.
>>551724105
that pic is so 90's, so I fuck all 3, of age now.
>>551728837
Noob Saibot wins. Fatality
>>551728027
Autistic/10 for the try
>>551726496
mamasan photog is obviously a rug munching perv..would love to see her ;private collection'
Turn 180 degrees and die due to heat exhaustion.
>>551728642
spiderman is now 'rapemyshitterman'
>>551724105
rape
they asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHoFf7FwAPE
>>551728642
Spidey only has room in his heart for spidey
>>551729220
>he doesnt have his own private collection with 500+ pics of the girls
pleb as fuck
>>551729068
The spread legs in latex pants had me thinking, but perhaps that is my dick projecting negative thoughts on her pussy.
>>551729402
but room in his van for 3 little girls and some sex toys
>>551724105
ask how much; they say $20; I say you have to suck; sure sug; pay 'em $15
>>551729386
now we're cooking with fire
>other countries
>>551728837
>>551729573
moar
>>551729147
kek'd
>>551726960
I've recently rejoined, I wasn't here for two years. is it that hard to believe that people leave /b/?
>>551729730
she's a great little dancer
>>551729846
Is she a great dicksucker too?
>>551729147
10/10
took me a while to get the reference
They look fucking scary.
The kind of girls who rape you, make a video and then blackmail you with it.
Don't ever come into contact with death lolis like them. Never be alone with them ever.
>>551729939
Bet she is 10/10 at it
>>551729846
that needs a fucking.....by me
>>551724780
>>551724753
>>551724831
>>551724105
let them suck me off and fuck me in exchange for weed.
>>551728780
>>551729939
they are too young for that
Will someone please just post CP already? I've been waiting forever.
>>551729418
who's the chinky chick with the camera?
>>551730187
you're one sick piece of shit
we're just admiring these great dancers you pedophile
>>551730175
Too young for that?? They look older than 5 to me.
>>551730187
Ikr
>>551730187
kek'd
>>551729573
i seriously don't get the attraction
i mean she's cute but like in a puppy dog way
she'll probably be sexy when she's 18 but until then you guys are fuckin freaks
CAPTCHA: urofist isabel
>>551730187
thats against the rules im afraid
>>551730268
the one on the left her name is chloe east, the other on the right is lexee smith
>yes im autistic and have saved all these girls photos
Mmmm. Some young hotties here.
http://gl.to/IdukA
>>551730302
le edgy pedo xD
>>551728448
>whips out cock
>says, "ain't going. Suck itself."
>mfw
id fuck all 3 of them. chain them in my basement. slather them and a waterbed with no sheets in baby oil. u can guess the rest.
>>551724105
Stutter: "I..I'm just g-going to cut through here"
>Then spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>>551730587
this
not "this" because i relate
but we need more of this if we're going to scare off the summerfags and redditors
>>551730430
>waiting til girls are 18
american detected
the rest of the world enjoys realistic age of consent laws
>>551724105
>rip my shirt apart
>start roaring as loud as I can to scare them
>punch the one calling me a faggot with the force of a mach 10 train
>rape the one that thinks I'm cute with maximum beast force, and draw her limpse body after me, as she'll bear my children soon
>put the other one on a spear and spitroast her at home, thus covering dinner for me and my newly aqcuired breeding bitch
>>551730587
>inb4 dinosaur
>>551730453
do you even read da engrish bro?
whp is chinky chick with camera??
steal skateboard
nope right the fuck out of there. I don't have the time or resources to kidnap them and they're just the right age to want to fuck me and then ruin my life by reporting it as rape
>>551730508
nice try fbi
>>551730739
sorry, i meant when she's had her first period
>>551730453
MOAR
>>551724105
Turn 360° and walk away.
>>551730508
hahaha wow so much fbi bait
>>551730759
apparently you dont speak it
>>551730921
lexee webm
>>551730739
age of consent 14 in some europe countries
>>551730837
>report it as rape
>implying it would be anything but that
>>551724249
>>551724302
>>551724386
>>551724415
>>551724549
will you PLEASE come up with a slightly more original joke than this? it does not get funnier, more clever, or better in any way by retelling it every day for ten fucking years. you're shitposting. stop shitposting.
and no, getting people to call you out on your shitposting is not "trolling"
>>551724901
Good Show.
>>551731080
13 in spain too
>>551724249
newfag bait. I've seen people say this dozens of times and people still fall for it
>>551730759
whatever faggit- if you don't know, just say so.
>>551731151
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>551730507
those three sucking your dick. blonde on head other two on the side
>>551729386
This is what's wrong with America
>sexualize young girls
>sexualized young girls act out with a guy few years older
>14 yr old girl have sex with 18-19 yr old guy
>guy is a monster, etc. etc. ruin his life
>girl goes on sexing dudes up
>mfw murrica freedoms
Mmmm. Some young hotties here. (not fbi)
http://gl.to/IdukA
>>551731151
This entire thread is a fucking shitpost! Who cares what you faggots would do if a fucking 10 year old in an alley thinks you're cute. All /b/ is, is one huge shitpost. Get used to it. It sucks.
>>551731239
nothing wrong with that
>>551730734
this
not this because i relate
because you are a fag
because you do not relate
>>551731428
> (not fbi)
topkek
>>551731151
stop talking sense faggot, this is 4chins and its summer
no one here is capable of reason or originality so just fuck off
>turns 360 degrees and crabwalks backwards
>>551731325
10/10
>>551731070
am i the only one who doesnt fin her that pretty?
>>551731325
these three?
>>551731379
agreed its disgusting.
>muh children
>>551731151
well you're the butthurt faggot who's jimmies are being rustled on 4chin
>>551731379
Meanwhile, in Brazil
>this girl
>that swimsuit
>public beach
>>551731239
>13 in spain too
That's more in the grey area.
The age of consent is 13, but that's if you're not over 21. If you're over 21 and with a 13 year old you're considered a child molester.
>start flirting with her
>talk her into coming home with me
>flirt more, get her little pussy wet
>ask her if she wanna know how babby is formed
>it´s her first time
>she doesn´t know how it works, how cute
>get two eggs and duct tape
>start rubbing one egg all over my body
>give her an egg, tell her to do the same
>proceed for some minutes
>tell her that foreplay is over
>take both eggs and duct tape them to my nipples
>start moaning as I massage the eggs
>tell her to suck on the eggs
>I´m about to cum
>hit both eggs as hard as I can so they squirt everywhere
>look at the crushed remains of the eggs
>start to cry
>tell her I accidently killed our baby
>keep crying and try to put the crushed eggs together while kissing them
>tell her she may never tell anyone about what happened or we both will get arrested for murdering the baby
>send her home
>>551731428
>(not fbi)
>>551731667
and you'll be NOT arrested by the police.. many of whom are pedophiles themselves fucking child prostitutes right outside the soccer stadium
>>551731239
it's actually 16, fucking pedo
>>551731560
also, here's some music to fit the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>551731656
Brazil girls have so damn sick asses. If you look at 14-15 year old brazils they have better asses then all white girls of 18+.
>>551731545
if it were nowadays mods would ban him for requesting illegal content
I never understood why if it's a nudist colony than naked kids are ok. Also, I really don't see the appeal in an underdeveloped girl.
>>551729402
why have you gone so quiet spidey?
did you have to go wash the sticky goo from your little spandex suit?
or did you get lucky in an alley?
>>551731945
>many of whom are pedophiles
Child molesters.
Also, dude you get arrested for fucking 13 year olds in Spain if you're over 21.
Like this anon said:>>551731946
It's actually 16 don't get confused. There is a similar problem in Japan where people actually think 13 is the age of consent.
>>551731667
germany 14+ and 21+ = no problem
as long as:
-no dependence like teacher or sth.
-no prostitution of course
- no drugs and so on
There is an article (in german) about a teacher NOT guilty , having sex with a 14 yo
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/panorama/debatte-um-urteil-lehrer-nach-sex-mit-jaehriger-schuelerin-freigesprochen-1.1256283
>>551732069
is that Tyrion Lannister? :o
if no is post.. n u still ned 2 came
serts the prnhub 4 siberian
no need 2 tank
in a min or too
sperm will drip from ceiling
on u
>>551732127
>muh nigga
>>551732181
M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS
>>551731946
>pedo
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger. As a medical diagnosis, specific criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1][2][3][4] A person who is diagnosed with pedophilia must be at least 16 years of age, but adolescents who are 16 years of age or older must be at least five years older than the prepubescent child before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia.
>sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger
nice try
>>551732181
what's underdeveloped about her?
you want her to grow another pair of tits?
>>551732181
thx for killing the Thread.... faggot
>>551724996
dude. It's summer on /b/. we'll have to it for another 2 1/2 months. then the oldfags will start coming back and it'll suck less.
>>551732181
Purity
The old saying goes "The purer something is, the more satisfying it is to desecrate it."
Also, pic related; this whole fucking thread
>>551732314
dat underboob, dem legs.....hnnnnggg
>gay
>>551724105
Y-you too
>>551732069
dat tryion look alike
>>551732264
That is actually very interesting.
Saved
>>551731580
they are so fuckin sexy
>>551732127
14/15? the one i posted is fucking 9 and has a better ass than most women.
and i have more too but this thread's gonna 404 thanks to that one faggot so fuck it.