>walk into alley
>girl on right takes off glasses; "hey faggot, my friend here things you're cute"
>Being this unique
>rip off shorts and panties
>insert cock into tight pussy
>fuck with the force of 1000 suns while the other two lick my asshole and suck my balls
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Laugh at the little girls trying to play a grownups game.
Then take a seat as I wait for Chris Hansen trap some idiot.
I would say "young lady, you shouldn't address strangers in the streets, specially in this secluded alley in which your screams begging for mercy would not be heard by anyone".
After that I would volunteer to drop them home and talk to their mothers, addressing this problematic issue
um yea i would have to turn 360 degrees and walk away to that one
>Throw ten bucks at them
>Run away and file a report to the cops
>Hire private security to watch after me at all times
>>say "here are 3 little girls drinking on the street
>>police comes, calls family
>>father/mother take girls home
>>punishment ensues as I lol back at home
>>Dad/mom gets aknowledg of the fact that the little igrl has to be watched closely, so these things don't happen anymore
>>They learn not to be a bitch while still being a kid
I'd also take a beer to celebrate the fact I've been a hero, if that attitude continued she'd probably get raped
>Put my Trilby over my eyes
>Glance at the ground
>Start walking faster home so I can play vidya
Welcome summer fags, Welcome
You are thier dad. And you have to fuck only one. Which one would it be and why. Their fate is in your hands
grab a 3yo
yell for the cops
tell cops the girls were molesting the 3yo
get them put into foster care or lost kid warehouse.
lel up a storm
wait 10 years until they're prostitutes
sell them smack and fuck them when they're unconscious
pimp them out for five years.
rinse and repeat with next lot
Pay the one on the right to straddle my face while i ate her ass out and she pissed on me and pay the other blonde to ride my rock hard dick while she made out with the one on my face... then cum in 2 seconds due to premature ejaculation and suddenly feel tremendous guilt and have to kill all three with the skateboard.
you guys fell for my trap xD
>mfw you don't realize who the actual summerfag is.
>summerfags pretending they're not summerfags by complaining about summerfags.
Girl on the right??
When you post this on /tv/ is usually the girl on the left, implying its Jordyn who is asking.
Either way I take all three with me to hang out, maybe get them to try weed or something.
take home which ever one doesn't fight back
Because they have tighter fitter bodies, they do it unconsciously since when girls hit puberty they are genetically wired to find a mate, and to do so you dress provocatively
whether they realize this or not, this is the case
dont be lewd
they are only 13-14
they are pure and innocent
She probably have years of experience, at sucking popsicles.
we said "spiderman, ped?"
we think the answer is YES considering you're always in these threads.
that may explain the secret identity and the sweatsuit
I bet you 'shoot a web' every time you see little girls
ya fucked up OP
Jordyn is meant to ask since she's the leader and shit
Her name is lexee smith just fyi
>Being this summerfag
>/b/ full of summerfags, newfags, pedos and 12 year old
WHICH SCHOOL PLEASE ID LIKE TO KNOW
>do you do it for free?
good luck convincing me this bitch doesnt take dick on the reg
my pure innocent waifu
NOW IN WEBM
>"Phone,money and jewelry,in the bag, bitch."
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
no your loss sorry
if you recognize it you know where to look for it
Nigger, you better be kidding... if not, being this new.
>Implying chloroform is that fast
sir do you have the legal age to be posting here ?.
Start snapping my fingers and get ready for a dance fight.
She is a proper dancer, and a damn good one.
This is not child modeling. She models for clothing brands and shit who want someone who will look good in their clothes.
The only thing that looks a little shady is the photographer "sharkcookie" - google that name on images.
Spidey only has room in his heart for spidey
>he doesnt have his own private collection with 500+ pics of the girls
pleb as fuck
now we're cooking with fire
she's a great little dancer
They look fucking scary.
The kind of girls who rape you, make a video and then blackmail you with it.
Don't ever come into contact with death lolis like them. Never be alone with them ever.
i seriously don't get the attraction
i mean she's cute but like in a puppy dog way
she'll probably be sexy when she's 18 but until then you guys are fuckin freaks
CAPTCHA: urofist isabel
thats against the rules im afraid
the one on the left her name is chloe east, the other on the right is lexee smith
>yes im autistic and have saved all these girls photos
>whips out cock
>says, "ain't going. Suck itself."
id fuck all 3 of them. chain them in my basement. slather them and a waterbed with no sheets in baby oil. u can guess the rest.
>waiting til girls are 18
the rest of the world enjoys realistic age of consent laws
>rip my shirt apart
>start roaring as loud as I can to scare them
>punch the one calling me a faggot with the force of a mach 10 train
>rape the one that thinks I'm cute with maximum beast force, and draw her limpse body after me, as she'll bear my children soon
>put the other one on a spear and spitroast her at home, thus covering dinner for me and my newly aqcuired breeding bitch
apparently you dont speak it
>report it as rape
>implying it would be anything but that
will you PLEASE come up with a slightly more original joke than this? it does not get funnier, more clever, or better in any way by retelling it every day for ten fucking years. you're shitposting. stop shitposting.
and no, getting people to call you out on your shitposting is not "trolling"
those three sucking your dick. blonde on head other two on the side
This is what's wrong with America
>sexualize young girls
>sexualized young girls act out with a guy few years older
>14 yr old girl have sex with 18-19 yr old guy
>guy is a monster, etc. etc. ruin his life
>girl goes on sexing dudes up
>mfw murrica freedoms
This entire thread is a fucking shitpost! Who cares what you faggots would do if a fucking 10 year old in an alley thinks you're cute. All /b/ is, is one huge shitpost. Get used to it. It sucks.
agreed its disgusting.
Meanwhile, in Brazil
>13 in spain too
That's more in the grey area.
The age of consent is 13, but that's if you're not over 21. If you're over 21 and with a 13 year old you're considered a child molester.
>start flirting with her
>talk her into coming home with me
>flirt more, get her little pussy wet
>ask her if she wanna know how babby is formed
>it´s her first time
>she doesn´t know how it works, how cute
>get two eggs and duct tape
>start rubbing one egg all over my body
>give her an egg, tell her to do the same
>proceed for some minutes
>tell her that foreplay is over
>take both eggs and duct tape them to my nipples
>start moaning as I massage the eggs
>tell her to suck on the eggs
>I´m about to cum
>hit both eggs as hard as I can so they squirt everywhere
>look at the crushed remains of the eggs
>start to cry
>tell her I accidently killed our baby
>keep crying and try to put the crushed eggs together while kissing them
>tell her she may never tell anyone about what happened or we both will get arrested for murdering the baby
>send her home
Brazil girls have so damn sick asses. If you look at 14-15 year old brazils they have better asses then all white girls of 18+.
I never understood why if it's a nudist colony than naked kids are ok. Also, I really don't see the appeal in an underdeveloped girl.
>many of whom are pedophiles
Also, dude you get arrested for fucking 13 year olds in Spain if you're over 21.
Like this anon said:>>551731946
It's actually 16 don't get confused. There is a similar problem in Japan where people actually think 13 is the age of consent.
germany 14+ and 21+ = no problem
as long as:
-no dependence like teacher or sth.
-no prostitution of course
- no drugs and so on
There is an article (in german) about a teacher NOT guilty , having sex with a 14 yo
M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger. As a medical diagnosis, specific criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person who is diagnosed with pedophilia must be at least 16 years of age, but adolescents who are 16 years of age or older must be at least five years older than the prepubescent child before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia.
>sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger
The old saying goes "The purer something is, the more satisfying it is to desecrate it."
Also, pic related; this whole fucking thread