Truly, but i believe he wants to do something else.
Should we...i mean, bagman is your correspondent mate right?
Slow down there buddy.
No need for violence.....
GO 'HEAD AND TRY IT YOU ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOKIN' ASS BITCH. I'VE BEEN ITCHING TO CUT SOMETHING UP ALL GOTDAMN DAY. GIMME A REASON.
what the fuck marc thats the doomsday device
niggas get out of here and do your shit in other part PEOPLE ARE DYING
draw this kid
You cannot hope to penetrate my skin with mere bees and a sword.
Did you hope to do so?
Did you feeble mind give you the faintest notion that it was possible?
Oh hey mandingo, long time no see.
Took a power nap.
That op image is pretty cool.
I'll try once again- a simple request anyone?
Can someone draw a male Meowstic like this?
Requesting someone draw a bigger version of the catgirl and lizardgirl playing naked volleyball.
Bonus points if you can keep it in a similar style to the artist.
calm down son dont make me use nature's bee repellant
B-bagman? My mate?! Well he hasn't really claimed me yet.. I don't know.. I'LL MAKE SOME SMORES!
Guys.. C-come on..
Oh I know it. Hello friends.
I've been not doing much in particular.
Yes, thats gud
You're fucked, Do you not see his body? >>551631161
Look at it for a moment and realize his skin is armor in itself
Can someone draw me a set of armor and matching weapon and greatshield on a character from the dark souls universe based off my fish?
I'm not getting blamed for this one.
Well ACTUALLY I was gonna crawl in your mouth and sting your lungs, but I'm gonna give you one last chance to walk away from this meaningless scuffle if you TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE REALLY GONNA DO IN THAT TENT WITH MY GIRL....
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKING.
Thank you for your undying support, Zander, but point is, I don't care. I'm not about to let some musclebound punk do whatever he wants with Lindy even IF he pounds me into dust.
Save some for me when I get out of the hospital.
Perhaps we should make smores out of them?Be fun wouldn't it, ahaha~
Mandingo why you no sexy transform?
Puny Bagman will not present challenge anyways. Come join us for smores, Mandingy. You too Zander.
>hasn't really claimed me
for the anon from the previous thread with the request for triple dicks
>Sudden realization that you're joint is almost out.
>What do you do?
>only the heavens know.
PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS
100000/1 ODDS FAVORING THE BIG GUY
DO I HEAR 130 ON BAGMAN? PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS.
Tired as shit, sorry for bad quality.
Sexy transform? I don't want to slut up this thread so soon.
Any tips or advice pretty please?
Sorry for the potato quality ;_;
I am the voice of reason, So you're we- >>551632979
Oh, Sounds lovely
tfw im already following you
I mean that would.. But I like actual smores.. I'll help you afterwards~
It's so nice of you to host a smores party~
Sexy transforms are always necessary tho!
My tumblr is pretty much personal posts, none of my art is there, sadly. Sorry friend.
No problem dude! Lewds are kinda fun to draw when I'm in the mood for them.
WELL CONSIDER THIS A CLAIM. LOOK AT ME. CLAIMING LINDY. RIGHT HERE. PUT IT ON THE RECORD. NOW GET UP AND USE MY SPINE AS A TOOTHPICK YOU COPPER-HEADED MEAT MONSTER. COME ON. POUND ME INTO DUST, OR JUST TO MAKE IT FUN WHY DON'T YOU RUB MORE OF THOSE S'MORES IN MY FACE LIKE THAT ANGEL GUY? COME ON. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. HIT ME. ONE TIME. LET'S GO.
I love you bagman but i just got to the end of dark souls 2 and fought king vendrick and died the first time. Now i have no giants souls and i deal 16 damage per hit. Do you see where im coming from?
Nigga can hit me twice and im done. To win i would have to fight him for a full hour, never getting hit once and staying behind him the whole time.
Im gonna keep trying to beat him anyway. So good luck and god speed.
I would like to apologize to anyone who thinks I'm trying to copy Oney or be him. His style is just fun to draw so I use it often. :/
>You remember that you just injected the marijuana into the joint for a super high.
>You can feel the munchies coming.
Yes, Please and thank.
holy shit did you use the giant souls
Eat your arm
I've never reposted once but I feel like this is relevant.
However, I find it funny.
OHMYGAD THANK YOUUU <3
I shall do this
hold on, i sense a white battery inside of here.
ITS OK TO DO THAT THO
besides...you'll look good in a kill la kill type of costume~
I've been requesting this pic in nearly every draw thread I've come across. Don't wanna bore you with the story behind it but it would mean a hell of a lot if someone could draw a pic of a naked brunette woman playing wii u wearing a hello kitty hat with flaps?
Could someone draw Watamote? P.S. I am a huge faggot
It just kind of depends, I suppose.
I would probably be more willing to do them if I was in the threads for a bit and I had a chance to warm up and decide if I was up for drawing or not.
>Suck Genies duck for 3 wishes
>First wish: Cheeto bag of infinite refilling
>Second Wish: Cup of infinite filling. (Just add whatever drink you want and it fills indefinitely
>Third Wish: Everlasting Blunt.
>You feel the need to feed, and since there is no food nearby, you decide you eat your own face.
>Your stomach still growls, and so you remove your left arm and begin to devour it.
>Your stomach is like a dog, growling at some fucking cat that won't stop meowing.
>You see a man with a container cranium and a woman with horns and a tail.
>How do you approach them?
how does one make these shades?
I saw Pascht bite off Bloodies dick the other day. It was probably the most painful thing I've seen in these threads for a year.
....well....that, and Bagman defending his lady.
yep, my name is box. Nice to meet ya
an attempt was made
hehe ill be about to do requests in decent quality soon
draw my mom being shot
sorry dude, you seem super chill and all, but that really isn't my thing.
Isn't three dicks enough?
fixed now time to search supplies....
hey look carbonized families this is convenient
yeah. 'creepy' would apply better to different characters.
Hmph.... he dipped out...
Okay, so how do I go about... claiming you? Do I gotta shout your name on a mountain? Fill out an application? Dinner? Help me out here, Linds.
>With your last match you set yourself on fire, you're craving for food, and the lack of a face and arm has numbed for nerves, so it feels like a your whole body is a vibrator.
>you somehow create a giga drill, who knew you could do that, you sure as hell didn't.
>how will you say hello to these people?
I think its a incoming penis monster thing.
Oh so im not around the fire you cunt?
Sorry All I heard was fluffy ears...
I'll make an attempt maybe
Food maybe. Maybe new parts for myself
*sniff* Someone remember m..
No sire, you are mistaken.
I am The Orb. Just The Orb.
Give me blood.
I'll do requests.
I am okay with this.
Oh, right. Maybe later, anon.
pfft, I might be up for that tomorrow.
It's chill dude. I didn't quite catch your name, either.
I'm definitely way more tame than Ire lately... tho I do enjoy the gore as much as he does.
Of course I do, you dweeb! Don't look so surprised!
1. My mom has a problem with transgender boys like I am :( she thinks its inappropriate for children to see a boy in girls clothes.
I am on the verge of never speaking to her again. I dont love her no more. she doesnt accept me
2. I didnt get cheered for or kicked off stage at the open mic. i played great. hurts my ego
I love you tohma friend
Zander is the character I use. So just call me that, Pleasure to meet you box
lets not be hasty here
he didnt see me at the fire
Drilldo may be incomin, But sure
Sorry about being so late.
>Hmmmm.... Better find a way to get back before I fly off too far. Need to find my pen or what's left of my body. Hmm, There's this trick I once saw a demondz do. Doubt I'll be able to get it right, but maybe I can get some control..
Helloo latte, i gotta say i really love that pic too
Yes?I cannot be creepy, sorry.
I apologize i am not the creepyness.
Unless i got a virus.
I was transgender at one point.
Are you trying to become a girl or do you just like dressing this way?
I do not recommend full transition. Is very painful and not nice.
You would want to get kicked off stage as alternate option?
alright fine then. REQUESTING THIS; its been a long time request of mine. You know league of legends correct? I had a vivid dream one night, and note i don't have dreams or any sort of vision often, and within that dream there was a woman with a shield on a hill(Leona), looking out off of a hill where a pilot(corki) was flying towards the mountainside while a monkey(wukong) was hanging on his plane, also a man with a sword lying on the backside of the hill with his arms behind his head on tall grass and his sword beside him(Garen), while a wolf-like creature was curled up next to him(Warwick), to the upper left, on the mountain range was a large blue ice-like bird(Anivia) flying with a group of birds towards the snow capped mountainside with the sun half-way setting. *inhale deeply* done.
I can't help but feel like this was more accurate yesterday. I won't question my daddy, though.
did I scare you or what.
You can do it Silence!
/pol/tan going on a coffee date with /an/tan
if no one can do it, fuck you
if you can, thanks
>You don't know what a Zander is, but you heard "throw that thing".
>You throw the thing, and wow.
>That is one lazy throw, You'll never be in the major leagues kid.
>But it looks like it got the job done, alright you can be in the minor leagues.
>go play T-ball or something.
Yeah i tend to really love drawing creatures such as this one, gotta love the creep factor.
How are you?~
same to you, friend.
I may need transfusion after that but...
would you like to draw me lewd stiff with Alice?
request: get her REKT
more refs http://havenolimits.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=96
I will murder lives in a fight just to allow boys to act like girls and it be acceptable. I am a boy and a girl at the same time. but I love reverse gender role relationships.
I probably will become a serial killer if I dont become famous. but I will be famous.
being hated at least provokes a response. the audience was just speechless. nobody really congratulated me except I was called crazy by the host. I am the best musician by a mile at every show so I hope I did good.
how are you tohma? thanks for the naked pics. I enjoy see in you nude
how did transgenderism go for you? why did you stop? did you sell out?
It'll end up being I tear him apart and use him as spare parts, Friend.
No problem friend, Fire's nice
Shit wont even let me finish my smore
I did the full thing so it costed a lot of money. They do not like this overseas where you are not normal for reassignment. Hurts a lot sometimes but it has been a few years now. So I live in America and I am a man.
draw this cat girl doing something with your avatar. she likes long walks in the park and listening to noise.
I wish to change my claim to this one
ew bagman kissed you ewwie
Is it just me or is making stuff look scary really fucking hard
wait are you male or female? and do you have penis or vagina?
I love your transgenderism. transgender boys are amazing.
should I start up a transgender black panther like movement?
>You're a giant faggot bitch
>You like gender role reversal
>implying the normal gender role for a woman is to be passive in a relationship
It's almost like you're making shit up for attention. Oh wait...
I want to claim her only for myself, step back
try colruing better than crayons...
try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz4YxB2YroQ
That's what it wants you to think.
Heh sorry I immediately thought of this when you said "fire's nice"
>Just got to Harden my hair enough to steer.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Not controlled!!
I used to be female.
I now have male anatomy. It is easy to be effeminate this way. But I reiterate it is not easy and it is not fun. I am always sick a lot. In bed a lot from medicines. Which is why I am online so often.
I think it would be nice to have more acceptable. I have been beaten up a couple times in city.
would you like to draw little more for me? lewdier?
silent hill is marvelous, but you really should check out clive barker's tortured souls, its great.
>bros that not come here solely to take requests but also circlejerk to a minimum
>coming up with creative and new settings to amuse everyone involved
>goal is simply to have fun while drawing while entertaining others
>great and interesting drawfags not only skill-wise, willing to take any request while shunning those that were repeat
>nothing but autistic pretentious underages that are a psychological wreck, Skype circlejerking and drama often dragged here
>thinks it's funny to always circlejerk about the most boring chitchats
>requests are extremely low priority whereas circlejerking is a sacred thing and needs to be done in every hour
>obssessed with circlejerking to the point of always trying to score with drawfag X using drawings
>"so liek imma demon and im also a demon and imma furfag n dis guy is also a demon but its also a angel but nobody knows ssssh" basically put little to no creativity drive involved but lower quality copies from the usual drawfags
>less drawfags than before thanks to overall attitude from both parties
>everyday someone is throwing a hissy fit over the smallest things
>newfags thinking they know more than the people who have been here longer than them
>extremely boring and overall awful drawing skills it's always the same shit everyday while acting as obnoxious as possible, often with forced, cringe-worthy comedy
Nigga get the fuck out of here
Getting good there slothy
ill fucking kill anyone who touches you. this is why I am going to become a serial killer if I dont become famous.
so do you like acting like a boy? what do you find attractive?
You really oughta watch where you throw things...
Hold that thought.
OH LOOK WHO CAME BACK FOR SOME...
Never mind then...
YOU on the other hand can eat a dick.
Shoot.... see ya Linds.
>You get bored waiting for the drill to drop, and decide you no longer need your thumb.
>Now thumbless you see that the one guy knocked it away, without easy.
>that dude lifts.
>Then this guy caught a second one, did you throw a second one?
>You might be on fire and losing limbs but you're sure you only throw one.
>What do you do now?
I am not weird I am a genious who has the uncommon ability to question society. I am also going to be the most innovative musician of this century and start a social revolution.
I am already thinking of taking down Chris 2.0 and EHG (for never finishing my commision)
Yes I did. its the cover for my upcoming demo (first 3 tracks from my upcoming full album).
I know you do not like me.
But you are good with women.
And you are handsome
Can you give me advice on how to make guys like me? What do you like?
You seem like the primal rough guy in movies who smokes a whole carton of cigarettes afterwards and gives no fucks.
Perfectly describes me. Good job, anon.
Hmm, interesting. Thank you, stranger.
>/r/ing everybody do a creepy version of their avatars.
Checking in; will work on this; but give me some times; might even bleed over to the next thread.
She has a really beautiful way of delivering such.
Depends on what your idea of creepy is.
Pascht has; but it's really spaced apart. If I knew I was getting such a rep for it; I would lay off of such actions lol.
>>Posting something I had been working on; but never really completed or went through with. Gotta love lack of work ethic
So I started with this,
again sorry for the shitty quality
>See ya, Linds....
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME? WAIT UP!
You should also lay waste to these newer drawfags, don't you think?
Look how they ignore you so much.
Look how some of them look so happy.
Aren't you jealous of how they just shun you away while preferring to interact with others, anyone but you?
I do not think killing people you do not like is the way to happiness. I think killing people with kindness is far more productive.
It is how I have always felt. There are very few things I do not like in people. I like smarts the most probably. Casual/cool vibe. Mysterious. I think I like men more. Dominant or submissive. I play any role.
give me one week. ill release my demo for you to download
prepare yourself. its not only amazing its groundbreaking and unique
Aren't you tipsy?
You're right, I am that guy in the movies
here's 5 easy steps
2: badass armor
4: be me
5: talk shit
and now you're drowning in poon or dicks, whatever
i am the kanye of these threads. hate is good.
I world has always abused me. now its my time to do the abusing.
I am the elite human form.
if people hate me, then its time to piss them off further. I am god.
It is okay. I am not offended in the least.
I try to be a good person that's all.
At the end of the day when I go to sleep I am the person who has to judge how I feel about myself, the world, and people around me.
Arrived a few days ago, did a few requests, showed butthole, the usual. Somebody asked for a name and I'm uncreative as fuck so Marc just called me Triple B. He named me, so I guess he's my daddy.