THE GOLDEN YEARS: /b/ EDITION
>no shops, plz
>>551463362
I have lots of stuff. Mainly involves guys doing weird things with their dicks. Such is life on an anonymous imageboard.
Keep going OP, this is my cringe for the night.
>>551463362
d-did that hurt?
>>551463507
>>551463362
>>551463886
I honestly think its fascinating what people will do to the most sensitive part of their body when its anonymous. I keep imagining the clerk at the gas station coming home, putting his dick in a fish, and posting it on /b/. it could be anyone...
1/3
2/3
>>551464936
wut is dat?
>>551465143
If memory serves me correctly, anon was a messy faggot, much like the rest of /b/. He had a half eaten bowl of some chili that was stashed some place in his room for a year or two. Basically "found" it again and stuck his dick in it. Then ate it.
>>551465143
Shit, vomit, piss, cum, etc.
>pulls up a chair
as you were, gentlemen
>dem abortions
2/2
when were the "golden years"? i've been here for 3 months now and i already know most of the memes and how to triforce, i consider myself an oldfag.
>>551465951
>>551465754
how did he get that?
>>551466078
nice b8 m8
>1/2
>>551466148
Born an hero
>>551464567
I think the same thing whenever I see some dude post a disgusting/shocking image of themselves anywhere.
>>551466078
>iveseensomebait
Anybody have screenshots of the guy that had a mouse-skin costume for his penis?
>>551465568
jesus fuck
>>551466148
It isn't a he. It's a she. Home abortion that is kept in a closet, weird postpartum stuff... I make this thread every 6 months or so, just to show off additions to the collection. The girl herself actually showed up in one thread. Posted timestamp of room and bottle and everything. I'll try to track it down.
>>551464567
This this this, the night shift clerk at my store I'm already positive faps to rape
>>551466597
>>551466359
see
>>551466301
>>551466597
>1/3
>>551466597
that is the cleanest abortion if I ever saw one, not even a single blemish on the fetus,
>>551463362
>2011
>golden years
>>551466869
>more ticks on dick
The best part was is that he did this intentionally.
>>551466819
what was the thing he lit on fire made of
>>551467149
>>551464131
You know, I'm going to go ahead and say that probably hurt
>burn personal documents in old shoe box
>jerk off into said shoebox
>repeat for several years
>post on /b/
>???
>profit
2/2
>>551467828
hahahao h whow
>>551464131
No, it was painless like me sliding my dick in your ass
Is this just fantasy?
obligatory cum bottle guy
>>551467828
>>551468057
Imagine the smell.
>>551468435
what the... been here for a long time but never seen this one before.
>>551468371
>>551468371
thnx bro
>>551468435
2/4
>>551464567
Nothing special, some faggot put his dick in a thawed fish's mouth for like 10 secs.
>>551468435
story
>>551468251
Was waiting for this to pop up
>>551468643
>>551468845
anon was Red Cross in some shithole country. went to the morgue and posted pics.
>>551468758
Then you do it and post pics jackass. Either post something cool or leave the thread if its not up to your standards, nigger.
I unfortunately didn't save the majority of pics from this thread, so if you have them, please post.
>anon adventuring in woods w/ friends
>find old house in the middle of nowhere
>go inside
>dead guy
>>551466819
>>551466597
reminds me of this
Newfag bump
1/2
guaranteed to make you feel better about how big your dick is.
Newfags.
Newfags everywhere.
obligatory
anyone have pics from a while ago when there were posts telling people to put hot spoons under cold water for a while or some shit like that and people came back complaining about their exploding spoon injuries? New computer, lost my old /b/ folder
>>551470373
>>551464936
hahahahaha, I remember this thread. Fucker left some sort of soup festering for months.
pro tip: don't bring home an injured owl
I think I've had enough internet for tonight.
>>551471050
>>551465951
too old
Anyone have the one of the guy who cut off his penis and ate it?
>>551471375
Stick around and become a man. Maybe even you can gain the power of shooting ants from your dick.
Does anyone have a that picture of the guy who has human legs in the freezer?
>>551470402
Could care less about everything itt, but I hate seeing animals tortured ):
Because putting mercury into your pee hole is a great idea.
>for your health
>>551472027 DEAD
>>551471960
I think you're talking about the guy who cut off his balls and had them served to him by some girl.
I don't have either.
>>551471741
Ahh, memories...thanks man
>>551467149
it was moore like 2007-2010
>>551472395
I haven't seen it in years. I wish I hadn't deleted all of my stuff.
>2011
>Golden years
I've got a sekurit, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
you want?
/b/ has always been fucking shit. Not this shit, but yeah, it's been pretty bad, always
>>551471747
Dammit.
>>551464936
>>551465568
>>551466449
My first thought, honestly, was a bowl for dip. Which is also some seriously nasty shit.
>>551472813
This is the best I can do for you. Why the hell did you delete your /b/ folder(s)?
>>551463362
Painted nails
>>551468435
HOLY SHIT!!! Sep 8, that's my birthday.
>inb4 hurr durr born in 2010
>>551472395
I knew I had this somehwere
>>551473156
>>551473156
I thought I could leave this place and do something useful with my life.
To be young and ignorant again. I miss thinking such silly things.
>>551468251
I think I know that guy IRL, seriously.. his name is Jordan
hes been saving his cum in bottles since he was in school lol
Have a PaedoPaulo.
>>551469734
>cheese nips
what a stupid fuck
>>551473585
Yes this one!
This is a PaedoPaulo
>>551472472
does this work?
pls resond
>>551465568
aaaha, fucking nurgle chowder.
One of the best threads I've ever seen on this board.
I couldn't get a screen cap of this one w/o the shitty border. my apologies.
>>551473760
>>551473623
You have only angered providence.
>>551470958
Actually kek'd at "Weird things are happening in this world. Things that no physician can explain."
>>551473641
Wait, what's the last name start with? Might be the same person I'm thinking of
>/b/
>golden years
>2011
/b/ never had any golden years, and if you were to say it did, it sure as fuck wouldnt have been 2011
>>551473623
I arrived here in my early 20's and am now in my early 30's. You will never leave. I got away for a year or so, but I ended up gravitating back.
Remember, you're here forever.
>>551473585
>>551473617
Beautiful.
>>551463362
>>551474321
>>551472410
>>551467149
why the fuck is everyone taking the original post so seriously? LET ME RE-TITLE THIS THREAD TO GET THE FUCKING HATERS OUT OF HERE - times that /b/ didn't suck
christ. just get over yourselves and post something instead of whining that /b/ was never good. fucking autists.
>>551474417
I've been here since I was an edgy middle schooler. Now I'm 19. I still have a long road of /b/ ahead of me.
inb4 underage
>>551474578
this dude clearly doesnt understand what "RIP" means.
>>551474024
>2007+7
>not having the compilation image.
Shiggy newfag
>>551475008
this dude clearly doesnt understand what "JOKES" are.
>>551474240
>>551474776
>times that /b/ didn't suck
That would be never. /b/ was NEVER good.
>>551469734
Sadly, this is how I imagine I would find my dad one day. He always lived secluded and messy life. Barely wanted anyone around until it got late.
>>551475114
thanks boss. saved.
>use syringe to inject vodka into your dick
>creates bubble
>doesn't go away
>post on /b/
>rinse
>repeat
>>551464131
I'm hurting from looking at it
For all you faggots that think a frog on a balloon was an original idea...
>>551472395
I used to do this.... never with lube
>>551475304
false. it used to be. ask moot he will tell you the same thing
>>551471349
Backstory?
>>551474036
What parts of the body are these?
I think the middle one is a nut, but what are the others?
>>551475726
I doubt a pin through the cock would hurt nearly as much as this.
>>551486343
Gross
>>551475868
I wasn't referring to that dumbass pic. I'm talking about the concept that the majority of crap posted on this site is absolute crap. Occasionally, as referenced by the single moments in this thread, /b/ creates something awesome. That happens one out of thousands of times. Therefore /b/ is NEVER good.
>>551469734
This has been my fucking dream! To go exploring in abandoned places and finding this shit!
>>551476202
>inb4 someone posts the gif when anon did anal to a little toddler.
This thread made me cry.
>>551476516
They probably dont want to get v&
>>551475126
that's a stretch, ya dummy... more than likely, dude was a retard (which is only funny for a little bit)
>>551476398
I love this shit. best winrar ever
>>551476516
guypoopsonbaby.jpg?
>>551475350
Jesus fuck dude here I was laughing at skullfucking when all of the motherfucking sudden you pop out with this shit
>>551476702
>>551476661
>2010+4
>not hiding behind 7 bananas when posting
fucking jack
>>551474776
>stop taking my post so seriously you fucking autist
>takes post seriously
>>551476404
If you ever find yourself in Italy with the chance to go to Pompeii, don't go. Go to Herculaneum instead. Mostly abandoned year-round and really fun shit to explore... as long as you don't mind breaking a few local laws by crossing into chained-out areas. Worst case scenario, you get deported.
>>551476819
sum1 say skull fuck?
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>>551466819
Ha I remember that.
>>551477067
ahhhhhhhhhhh god dammit I was just in italy
>>551477319
That's the same picture I was laughing at, good job
>>551477319
That has already been posted you twat, you should check the thread before you do this shit
>>551476821
>((16^3) / 2 )- 10
>Implying anybody gives a shit if you post on /b/
>>551477319
You mean the photo I posted up here >>551470958
>>551473585
OH MY GOD!!! ohm y dear fucking god the absolute regret he must feel at some point. Oh god he cannot turn back! Is he sick?!
>>551475986
its a throat, a heart, and some other thing
>a nut
how the fuck did you get that?
>>551475294
Explain please >I'm a newfag
elderfag here.
>>551477603
>Implying anybody gives a shit if you post on /b/
I wonder ...
>>551475008
this dude is clearly new.
>>551477792
yes :(
>>551471741
Now thats 4chan gold
/b/ also had it's human side. Something these newfriends will never understand.
>>551473891
yes, The whole world looks 3d now that I have done it
>>551466597
thats real?
>>551478013
>alone at home
>anon posts pictures of him opening his dads vault
>finds 100k dollars
>pictures included GPS data
>someone points out where OP lives
>op panics
I originally included the whole thread + gps data, but eventually got rid of it.
>>551478198
Another example of our hatred for human kind.
>>551478529
wtf is /B/?
>>551465951
Mods? lmao
>>551478662
/b/'s older brother
>>551478469
is that pic real? proof?
>>551473341
What the fuck?
>>551478662
The inability to put the top line in lowercase on some of the demotivator-generating sites.
>>551478198
what was this ???
I have a bowl of oatmeal sitting in front of me but I have literally lost all appetite. Fuck a dude literally cut his testicles off, friend them up and diced them. Oh my god I feel absolutely sick
>>551469734
Whats that electronic device on the right?
>>551478469
is that picture real?
>>551463362
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551478785
acoc4fuk
>a cock 4 fuck.
:(
>>551478980
like, seriously?
>>551466597
Oh fuck,,I rember this thread. Cpck Holster, the new Queen of /b/
>>551478083
I could be. Last I checked though, I have a foreskin and get to eat pigs.
>>551478860
A man who got a shitload of birthday cards and an awesome birthday party because /b/ sometimes has to balance its karma levels.
>>551473585
I bet he doesn't have the balls to do it again, though!
>>551478996
>>551478785
Enjoy.
anyone?
[THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
>>551479084
Hey hey hey bro. Calm the fuck down you little faggot. How is /b/ any different than high school grills who make fat bitches kill themselves? How are they different than Aryan brotherhood fuckers who kill good working niggers? Your acting like /b/ is the worse fucking thing in the cess pool that is humanity. Get the fuck over it all of humanity is shit not just /b/. Stop bitching and enjoy the pics of mutilated dicks.
>>551478941
Sooo, if you're not going to eat it...put dick in oatmeal + timestamp. Contriboot
>>551464567
Can anybody in this thread recommend this? looks kind of hot.
>>551478785
>>551478996
>newfags don't remember the thread where moot got naked for us
This thread makes me smile.
Love you /b/.
pls continue
>>551468251
i had 2013 around here somewhere but i cant find it
>>551479843
do you have screenshots?
>>551479084
that's the whole point of 4chan newfag.
>>551479819
its great as long as you take the hook out first.
>>551479569
Snacks was a faggot and I'd still like to knock his ass out to this day.
>>551479420
The fact he was able to put it on without it cracking in half astounds me.
>>551475906
Wth is this? A giant waterbear?
>>551479084
gr8b8m88/8
>implies that he's not being edgy
>>551480008
I'm guessing you didn't take the hook out?
>>551479569
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551479936
here it is
>>551479569
snacks, rot in hell
>>551480325
this guy should pour them on himself or someone and post pics
>>551480325
Imagine that guy dumping all this shit on you
>>551480440
what did he do?
>>551471349
story?
>>551463362
Why the fuck are his nails painted pink?
>>551480325
Praise Jizzus Crust
>>551473341
oh my god ive read the entire thing
its absolutely horrifying
>>551480864
trap probably
>>551479569
wt snacks
>>551480953
stfu newfag
>>551480625
>mfw someone pours cold rotten jizz on my back without me knowing
>>551480953
I don't get it. whats so amassing?
>>551481094
Some autistic faggot was obsessed with a tripfag on the sports board.
>>551479569
>im still a newfag
tell me the "snacks" story
>>551475114
With a tiny bit of editing this set can be made to look like Miranda Cosgrove.
>>551481094
This
I don't want to read 99 pages of shit.
Does anyone have pictures of that one mortician guy playing around with a dead nigglet fetus?
>>551481349
snacks is the guy that ate all of moots snacks
>>551479569
Is Snacks a bad guy?
What did he do?
>>551478469
Halffaggot here, moot is kinda attractive...
>>551481651
he was a mod here once a long time ago
he used to threaten to ban people for posting CP but then told them that they could be unbanned if they shared all of it
he and moot were once gay lovers
>>551481915
Did he go to jail?
>>551481915
good times...
>>551482238
LURK MOAR FGGT
>>551477952
Got the nut because I thought it looked kinda like
>>551473585
>>551473341
i skimmed through it and on page 75 he tries to contact UTV. it's fucking bizzare
>>551479956
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551482486
then leave... nothing is stopping you.
>>551482625
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551471143
Um... my dick is smaller than that...
>>551482625
>I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551482663
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
have electricretard
http://rdk.deadbsd.org/electricretard/
>>551479420
thanks bro, i was looking for these pics earlier today!
>>551482486
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551478702
Get the fuck out.
>>551482987
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551463362
m-maybe i should go back to rediit now oh fuck
>>551483263
>>551469734
anyone have screens of this one?
>>551483120
lol, that waz funny, come on.
>>551483263
fake it was for a school project
>>551463362
Golden years?
did you not see that guy fuck that moldy fleshlight last week?
>>551483393
I salute this thread
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>551478198
tfw he rejected our love
>>551482709
pics or gtfo
>>551483857
There is a thread were his son thanks us for it though... Have it on my other computer.
Captcha: and goFish
>>551484038
*grandson
>I think
>>551483823
>implying we dont know
>go cry to tumblr
>implying only newfags do this
this
>>551483823
you're on a spree today I see.
i heard he died...
>>551484876
Story?
>>551484876
Oh god fucking this
>>551485357
>anon meets QT on OKC
>girls coming over, but no sex
>she arrives states no sex
>they proceed to make out on live cam
>soon the dryest dry hump proceeds to happen in the eyes of /b/
>soon after a pretty rough HJ before the feed cuts
gif related
No toster Steve??
>>551485357
Guy found a chick on okcupid, invited her around and streamed the entire thing until it was shutdown by staff, sounds alright, and it was, he went in for the kill and shit was getting heated, then they start dry humping each other for 30 minutes... Then the stream was removed
>>551481453
Seriously? No one?
>>551485934
>golden
>>551485934
Fuck off newfag
Seriously so many good threads tonight. I'm impressed.
>>551483263
moar ov dis?
>>551486129
eat a dick nigger.
>>551476398
I live in Haysville. It's just south of Wichita. My dad was a cop in El Dorado for a few years and i told him about this and he knew about the case. He didn't know about /b/.
>>551480038
Looks like a mice/rat baby.
>>551467828
I'll get ahit for this but wasn't cumbox originally posted on reddit?
>>551473641
is he still doing the cum thing?
>>551485247
the fuck?
dude has no dick
>>551486608
yup. every christmas
does anybody remember tasha's brother?https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Tasha's-Brother
>>551472472
fucking dead i can't even like all my what!@!!!!!!!!!!
>>551473585
i still refuse to believe this is real
>>551486673
what does this have to do with /b/
>>551486116
>p
top kek
i scanned
>>551485745
It literally happened a couple months ago, wouldn't say it's part of the golden year but it was one of the best things to happen in awhile. I'll try and find the pictures I saved.
>>551468435
The way /b/ is supposed to be. Fucking weird ass shit.
>>551479597
Summer
>mfw
>>551486736
lmao newfag
>>551475246
>>551485745
>>551487075
Couldn't find the extra crispy version, wonder how that bastard made out.
>>551485934
Summer sure is here.
>>551485080
yeah he killed himself and delivered too, cut his wrists while drinking vodka and in the same bath because his gf came back and saw all that shit
Im surprised I haven't seen a pic of the thread where the guy put black tar on his dick and then pierced his dick head with a toothpick
>>551487470
Shit he wasn't looking sad
>>551464567
Nah that one seems more like dubya bush's style
>>551482709
R u a wizard?
>>551487349
Yea I know it was recent but it was pretty awesome.
>>551487172
OH REALLY?
>>551470402
is it weird that this turns me on
>>551474024
CP then?
>>551487560
it was sharpie
>>551487789
It kind turned me on too.
Just because she's a grill.
>>551484876
one of the few classics i witnessed. when she started speed jerking him lol
did they ever catch this one? I guess he would hire niggers for $10 bjs and then slay them for lulz...
>>551466819
RIP mousedick
>>551487352
>>551486129
>claims summer
>newfag
>ain't posted shit
the niggertry is strong in these two.
>>551466819
what did he burn?
>>551473341
I couldnt keep up with all the writing that fucker did
been here since 06, havent saved a single image
you kids never got the point of 4chan, and thats why its so stale now
>>551468371
What the bloody fuck is that
>>551488972
you are a faggot
>>551489006
many years old cumpdumpster; i'm guessing those are some fungus that grew on the moist cardboard
>>551489163
This entire sentence made me want to vomit.