hello /b/. im on my break at the moment so ask a somali pirate anything
That's nothing. I'm a Internet pirate. I outright rob trillions of imaginary profit from major corporations before I have breakfast.
Have you seen Captain Phillips yet? Its pretty good from what I hear.
how the hell you are connected to the interned?
yeah cause googling somewhere on the map is hard
what is the name of your war lord ?
when did you start being a pirate?
how old is the youngest of your colleague?
have you ever killed?
have you ever had to flee/fight for a patrol of the international community in the hight sea?
how much STD-ridden African pussy have you fucked?
Glad you get a laugh out of it. The reason it's hilarious is because they don't get breaks, they don't work some 9 to 5 unionized schedule and OP is a faggot. You getting a giggle is literally the only thing of value this thread has
i cant tell you that
started at the age of 17 i am 23 now
it varies the youngest was 16
no i havnt kiled anyone
never come across patrols we have to be very careful
thats why we only go for fishing boats and small vessels
just got back from a big trip everyone needs rest friend
not alot you have to be careful
Hahaha, so much this.
>First world liberals: White people have ruined everything for black people! Boohoo, feel guilty for your successes
>Third world niggers: My country is a shithole, better rob, pillage and fuck up everything I can!
if they dont bother us we dont bother them
yes sometimes we sing along dont know any of those though
we are trying to make a living for ourselves and family
what is one piece?
how badly do all you dirty muslim niggers in somalia actually stink.
when i see it on movies and tv it looks like the entire country just smells like ass, would i be correct?
>yes sometimes we sing along dont know any of those though
OP wasn't a faggot that day.
OP, do u have a dream? Something you want to accomplish in life?
And do you think it is white-mens fault that Africa is such a shithole?
>bitches for you
Have u been in school?
What do you think about Boko-Haram?
Are you a muslim?
Do u want to stay in Somalia or one day escape from there?
And btw, how did u get into piracy?
never been to school
they have no purpose what are trying to achieve
no im not religious
i would love to go somewhere else away from here but its not possible
i needed money so i signed up its quite common here u just need to know people
to dangerous to be a warlord
I've always wanted to be a pirate so fucking badly.
I'm fit and I can handle an automatic weapon.
I know no Arabic but am willing to learn and speak fluent english.
Also I'm white.
Where do I start? I want so badly to be a pirate. It's a serious dream but I'm afraid my skin color will hold me back.
I won't rest I'm not trolling I don't give a single fuck this could be my chance.
My big chance.
I need questions answered my friend. I want to join your people so god damn badly. I'd give hand for it.
OP was killed for sharing information with a bunch of neckbeards about begin a nigger pirate.
this wil sound suspicious to u but i dont own a camera any other way of postingg proof do you know?
not for me
we trust each other so not really yes it does happen but people who do get punished
your right a white pirate wouldnt fit in here and you would need to be fluent in Somali. maybe talk to one of the warlords or pirate gangs to prove your worth i dont have email im rarely on here. but you dont want to be a pirate its not a life you think it is trust me
ive never met my father my mother and sister live in a village together she wishes i dont but its the best way of making money here
i will if i have to but i would prefer not we ransom prisoners we dont kill them
no but it happens
Let OP decide that far, watch him fucking transport me to his encampment, I'll fly out to Sudan and he'll arrange for me to go south. OP will make me a Pirate I'm fucking sure of it.
No rifle, no timestamp, no pics in general
Nigger your pirate, you should've stolen a camera by now.
Bullshit thread/ is bullshit.
Heres tits for everyone
no im skinny
there is no microphone here i live in a 3rd world country what do you expect
he summed it up well
to be honest i really dont care what you think
Alright, serious question.
Where is the majority of the money you make on these jobs going?
Presuming a group is 23 people big or so at max, how do you not earn enough cash on one multi thousand dollar gig to support your families and yourselfs? Isn't that a ton of money for yourselves even when divided?
Also, do you do Opium? I here a lot of pirates are hooked on it. Any other popular drugs in the culture?
most of it goes to the warlord/pirate gang leaders
we cant hit big cargo ships because now there is more security onboard we have go for the small ones like fishing boats and yachts. 23 is way to big 4-6 is agood number for commuunication
not me but i know alot who are hooked on it. khat, sosa, heroine are also common here
Wow, crazy stuff.
Is there anyway I can help your peoples situation being from a first world country?
You and me both know that mainstream charity shit is getting no one anywhere. Is there any thing worth actually donating to?
It's illegal in my country to do a lot of unjustifiable things.
But a human being is a human being, sometimes the law has to be put aside to come to that clarification, and from what I can tell you're just another human being trying to survive.. not going out of your way to hurt anyone, just taking the opportunities given.
OP, its clear this is bullshit:
1. >a pirate
How the fick do pirates make friends? They spend their days on the sea!
2. >third world country
Proof of education, real pirates and somalians in general have little to no education.
Not really. He wasn't really active as a pirate, but his father was. His mother had a real job. They moved here when he was 12. We mostly just talk about the world, random shit, psychology or some weed bullshit talk. Nigga smokes best haze tho.
Hello /bee/ I have now pic of me, I post from web cafe in Mogadishu. Believe me now??
you really believe in that idea?
I would like to sponsor a Somalian Dota team, as I believe Somalian pirates are the only people able to play Kunkka to his full potential. Do you think there would be any interest among your ship-mates? Thank you for your time.
That the idea of the pirates is idealized to the max, they lived like shit in 1700 and they live like shit today
Why are somalians so fuckn skinny. You would thing with all the money they make from ransoms they would buy a decent sized meal.
What is your plans if the shipping routes change? What is your advice for someone thinking of becoming a pirate?