hello /b/. im on my break at the moment so ask a somali

>>551326170

-4/10 thread

You ever sell the folks you kidnap into slavery?

I hear libertarianism is very popular over there. Are you a libertarian?

>>551326295
no we ransom them

>>551326369
no

areyouserious/10 thread

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That's nothing. I'm a Internet pirate. I outright rob trillions of imaginary profit from major corporations before I have breakfast.

>>551326484
piracy is a serious business

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>>551326558
Have you seen Captain Phillips yet? Its pretty good from what I hear.

>>551326170
whats it like being a faggot op? and pretending to be things you are not

>I'm Obama

>>551327127
yes. those 4 boys were amateurs. shouldve grabbed the 30k and left. i would never do something like that

>>551327221
america not welcomed here

>>551327521
Then there goes your fucking business clown, again i ask whats it like being a faggot?

>>551327742
thank you for bumping my thread american

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>>551326170
how the hell you are connected to the interned?

what do you do with the guys you kidnap if they dont pay you ransom

>>551327927
right now im in Mogadishu our capital. plenty of places for internet here my friend

>>551327927
Always got internet in OP's mom's basement

>>551328121
we sell them to slavers for good money

>>551326170
Which one were you in Far Cry 3?

>>551328124
ok... seems legit

>>551328524
what is farcry 3?

can you prove you are a pirate

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>>551328564
>Mogadishu
yeah cause googling somewhere on the map is hard

>>551326170
how did you end up becoming a pirate?

>>551326170
How many sea shanty's do you know by heart?

>>551328801
not, because is the capital city of Somalia, and is sooo obvious that is legit...

>>551326170
what is the name of your war lord ?
when did you start being a pirate?
how old is the youngest of your colleague?
have you ever killed?
have you ever had to flee/fight for a patrol of the international community in the hight sea?

>>551328727
i can

>>551328801
i dont like your attitude

>>551328857
somalia is a very poor country compared to others. we need the money to survive and live happily

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how much STD-ridden African pussy have you fucked?

>>551329172

Navy Seals are going to kill you some day if you ever kidnap a high profile target. And lots of fat Americans will laugh about it

>>551326170

The fact that a Somali Pirate gets a break is endlessly fucking hilarious to me for some reason.

>>551329450
every person deserve at least some day to rest...

>>551329450

Glad you get a laugh out of it. The reason it's hilarious is because they don't get breaks, they don't work some 9 to 5 unionized schedule and OP is a faggot. You getting a giggle is literally the only thing of value this thread has

>>551329134
i cant tell you that
started at the age of 17 i am 23 now
it varies the youngest was 16
no i havnt kiled anyone
never come across patrols we have to be very careful

>>551329376
thats why we only go for fishing boats and small vessels
>>551329450
just got back from a big trip everyone needs rest friend

>>551329287
not alot you have to be careful

>>551329627

I'm eating Saltines.

>>551326170
timestamp with rifle or gtfo.

basically take a pic of your gun and write the date down on a piece of paper.

>>551328859
OP pls answer

>>551326170

Why don't you work for a living?

p.s. doing something DIFFICULT is not "work".
"work" is doing something USEFUL.

>>551329723

>>551326170

How come you speak english?

>>551329696
how do you learn english?

>>551329785
i dont understand th question
>>551329798
i do work for a living there is nothing here. you dont understand
>>551329723
coming up

>>551329723

>>551329172
What's the deal with Eritrea? Also, how do Somalians view the Eritreans?

>>551330027
Do you sing like yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum when you grab some fat loot?

>>551330027
>i dont understand th question
He's referencing old pirate songs sang by Caribbean pirates around 200 years ago.

>>551330027
How many sea shanties do you know?
Like Blow the Man Down, Whiskey Johnny, and Fish in the Sea

Do you know any of those?

>>551326170
>Petty piracy instead of fixing your country
You niggers are fun though

>>551326170
Shit from the thumbnail I thought DayZ SA had a big graphic update..

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Did you based your life off of ONE PIECE?

>>551326170
Why are somali niggers so ugly?

>>551326170

Why didn't you kill Irees

>>551330483
>> this come for some one living in a first world country

>>551330483

Hahaha, so much this.

>First world liberals: White people have ruined everything for black people! Boohoo, feel guilty for your successes
>Third world niggers: My country is a shithole, better rob, pillage and fuck up everything I can!

>>551330104
if they dont bother us we dont bother them

>>551330416
>>551330139
yes sometimes we sing along dont know any of those though

>>551330483
we are trying to make a living for ourselves and family

>>551330563
what is one piece?

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>>551326170
how badly do all you dirty muslim niggers in somalia actually stink.
when i see it on movies and tv it looks like the entire country just smells like ass, would i be correct?

>>551326170
How do you know which ships carry illegal copies of movies?

>>551331129
you get used to it

>>551331142
again i dont understand the question

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>>551331095
>yes sometimes we sing along dont know any of those though
OP wasn't a faggot that day.

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>>551326170
OP, do u have a dream? Something you want to accomplish in life?
And do you think it is white-mens fault that Africa is such a shithole?

>bitches for you

>>551331219
referring to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I5dVBezF9k

>>551331318
my dream is to make a comfortable living for me and my family if there was another way i would do it

no i dont we did it ourselves

>>551331571
What do u hate most about Somalia and/or Africa?

>>551331770
our corrupt government and the fact there is very little work here so we must resort to piracy

Archived 4archive.org

Someone archive this thread...

OP sounds legit as fuck.

>>551331571

such a boring goal. you should want more.

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>>551331881
Have u been in school?
What do you think about Boko-Haram?
Are you a muslim?
Do u want to stay in Somalia or one day escape from there?
And btw, how did u get into piracy?

>>551331984
like what thats really all i want

>>551332206

hmm if i was in your shitty position i would want to be a warlord. Maybe get a seat of power in your crappy government.

>>551332124
never been to school
they have no purpose what are trying to achieve
no im not religious
i would love to go somewhere else away from here but its not possible
i needed money so i signed up its quite common here u just need to know people

>>551332638
to dangerous to be a warlord

>>551332757

no risk no reward dude. murder your way to the top.

>>551326170
where's our picture of you with your rifle, nigger?

>>551332938
Yeah , I'm genuinely intrigued now. You said it's coming up

How do you divide the loot?
Aren't you afraid of backstabbers, people don't want to kill you and take your share?

I've always wanted to be a pirate so fucking badly.
I'm fit and I can handle an automatic weapon.
I know no Arabic but am willing to learn and speak fluent english.
Also I'm white.
Where do I start? I want so badly to be a pirate. It's a serious dream but I'm afraid my skin color will hold me back.

>>551333254
Slow down there, Peter Pan

>>551333254
I don't even want a share, I'll give all mine to the local community or whatever. I just want to be a fucking pirate.

Op must go to /int/ and post something to see if has Somalia flag

prove that u are not a faggot by coming with the pic of your gun

>>551332757
What are your parents saying about your job?
Aren´t u afraid of killing someone someday?
Do u rape female prisoners?
Ofc u are a niggah, do u have a big dick?

>>551333427
I won't rest I'm not trolling I don't give a single fuck this could be my chance.
My big chance.
I need questions answered my friend. I want to join your people so god damn badly. I'd give hand for it.

>>551332757
I want proof nigger

>>551333775
OP???? Are you still there?
Do you think we could exchange emails?

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bumb for the faggot who needs to deliver

>>551334074
faggot stop yourself. the chances of him wanting a faggot in his squad is = to 0

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>>551334074
OP was killed for sharing information with a bunch of neckbeards about begin a nigger pirate.

>>551333095
>>551332938
this wil sound suspicious to u but i dont own a camera any other way of postingg proof do you know?

>>551332902
not for me

>>551333241
we trust each other so not really yes it does happen but people who do get punished

>>551333254
your right a white pirate wouldnt fit in here and you would need to be fluent in Somali. maybe talk to one of the warlords or pirate gangs to prove your worth i dont have email im rarely on here. but you dont want to be a pirate its not a life you think it is trust me

>>551333561
ive never met my father my mother and sister live in a village together she wishes i dont but its the best way of making money here
i will if i have to but i would prefer not we ransom prisoners we dont kill them
no but it happens
the biggest

>>551332757
Why haven't we gotten a pic with timestamped AK47 yet??

>>551334286
whatever faggot.
Let OP decide that far, watch him fucking transport me to his encampment, I'll fly out to Sudan and he'll arrange for me to go south. OP will make me a Pirate I'm fucking sure of it.

>>551334410
op is a white faggot who is trolling because he wanna be a alpha faggot

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>>551326170

Surely the device you're posting from has a camera or webcam OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAp0xO-LwFs

>>551334883
I want to be like this, I'll do anything

>>551334853
what makes you think its not windows 95 or some shit?

that said this is still a dubious thread

>>551334853
im using a friends computer no webcam sorry is there other ways of posting prroof

>>551335140
u could take your phone and take a picture

>>551334393
>no but it happens
elaborate how does rape just "happen"

>>551335140
record your voice so we know youre not a white faggot
http://vocaroo.com/

>>551335341
I think what he meant by it was that it happens, as in women are raped well captive, he just hasn't done it himself.

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SOMALIAN PIRATES WE

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No rifle, no timestamp, no pics in general
/
fucking
thread

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>>551335140
Nigger your pirate, you should've stolen a camera by now.

Bullshit thread/ is bullshit.

Heres tits for everyone

Are you fat faggot??

>>551335923
no im skinny

>>551335437
there is no microphone here i live in a 3rd world country what do you expect

>>551335461
>>551335341
he summed it up well

>>551335857
>>551335743
to be honest i really dont care what you think

>>551334393
Alright, serious question.

Where is the majority of the money you make on these jobs going?
Presuming a group is 23 people big or so at max, how do you not earn enough cash on one multi thousand dollar gig to support your families and yourselfs? Isn't that a ton of money for yourselves even when divided?

Also, do you do Opium? I here a lot of pirates are hooked on it. Any other popular drugs in the culture?

OP post in /int/ to prove you're Somali
>>>/int/

>>551336661
Money means fuck all when there's no resources.

>>551329172

>Implying niggers deserve to be happy

>>551336661
most of it goes to the warlord/pirate gang leaders
we cant hit big cargo ships because now there is more security onboard we have go for the small ones like fishing boats and yachts. 23 is way to big 4-6 is agood number for commuunication
not me but i know alot who are hooked on it. khat, sosa, heroine are also common here

>>551337334
Wow, crazy stuff.
Is there anyway I can help your peoples situation being from a first world country?
You and me both know that mainstream charity shit is getting no one anywhere. Is there any thing worth actually donating to?

>>551337748
not much you can do to help sorry
isnt it ilegal in your country to suport pirates

>>551338139
It's illegal in my country to do a lot of unjustifiable things.
But a human being is a human being, sometimes the law has to be put aside to come to that clarification, and from what I can tell you're just another human being trying to survive.. not going out of your way to hurt anyone, just taking the opportunities given.

>>551338408
thanks i appreciate it

OP, its clear this is bullshit:

1. >a pirate
>a friznd
How the fick do pirates make friends? They spend their days on the sea!
2. >third world country
Proof of education, real pirates and somalians in general have little to no education.

>>551338705
how do we make friends? same as everyone else
have you visited somalia before

>>551338705
>Implying schools in America give you a true education and doesn't just shape you into what your government wants you to be

>>551338882
I speak some Somali, write "I am a Somali pirate" in Somali.

Also, google translate doesn't give a proper translation here

>>551326170
>pirate

Can't park boat for nuts.

>>551339189
Waxaan ahay budhcad-badeed somali

>>551339629
Seems pretty fucking convincing to me but I still have my doubts.

>>551339629
Seems legit, just do this >>551336703 now and you will be a verified Somali on the Interwebs

>>551336703
THIS

>>551326170
You speak good English for a Somali pirate.

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>>551340152
who never went to school

I actually know an real ex somali pirate, we smoke weed then and now, pretty cool guy actually.

>>551340369
Got any story's with your pirate bro? or any he's told you?

>>551340454
Not really. He wasn't really active as a pirate, but his father was. His mother had a real job. They moved here when he was 12. We mostly just talk about the world, random shit, psychology or some weed bullshit talk. Nigga smokes best haze tho.

>>551340905
Ah, Okay just over all bro. Seems pretty chill.

>>551330563
man, that is a wicked parasite. very cool!

>>551335703
My exact thoughts dude.

>>551329172
>i dont like your attitude

Nobody cares what you don't like you fucking cunt! You're a fucking PIRATE.

>>551326170
that's a ruse. african niggers can't internet.

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Hello /bee/ I have now pic of me, I post from web cafe in Mogadishu. Believe me now??

Cutlass and eyepatch with a time stamp or GTFO.

>>551338619
Whats it like man? Do you regret being a pirate or is it as badass and romanticized as it is in the media?

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>>551343124
you really believe in that idea?

>>551343780
What do you mean?

>>551326170
I would like to sponsor a Somalian Dota team, as I believe Somalian pirates are the only people able to play Kunkka to his full potential. Do you think there would be any interest among your ship-mates? Thank you for your time.

>>551328124
Holy fuck, Somalia has a capital? I thought by now the whole place was just a real life mad max world.

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>>551344320
That the idea of the pirates is idealized to the max, they lived like shit in 1700 and they live like shit today

Why didnt you kill tom hanks when you had the chance?

>>551339629
Are you still here?
The diferent warlords are hostile to each other, there some kind of war?

Why are you such a shit eating nigger?

Why are somalians so fuckn skinny. You would thing with all the money they make from ransoms they would buy a decent sized meal.

What is your plans if the shipping routes change? What is your advice for someone thinking of becoming a pirate?

is captain phillips ok?

FUCK
YOU
NIGGER

>>551326170
Dont come to Europe.