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Ask a guy who is sitting outside his girlfriend's house

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Ask a guy who is sitting outside his girlfriend's house waiting for her ex-boyfriend to potentially meet up with her anything.

>Pic related, you know why.
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What's he meeting up with her for? Probably just a nice conversation i'd imagine.
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Bring a bat?
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What are you gonna do to him knowing that he'll fuck her?
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Will you fuck him if he fucks her to get him back?
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why do you think he'll be there, any evidence
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Go home. Sleep. Break up with her tomorrow. You're probably young. There will be other women. If you do this, in 6 months you'll thank yourself for it. It might suck for a bit, but just find a hobby. Hit the gym. Read reddit. Eat a futon.
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>>551140653
I'm just suspicious. She was kind of in a hurry to leave my house. It's also a full moon, so that may have something to do with it.

>>551140698
If he pulls up I'm kicking his ass. I brought a knife too for good measure. If she gets in the car to leave, I'm following.
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>>551140424
What happened anon? Do you have a weapon? Are you ready for anything?
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>>551141000
The time is now for battle.
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One more thing OP. You're girlfriend is probably not as dumb as you think. She's probably inside sexting him and deleting the texts and saying shit like "I wish I could meet you tonight but I think my boyfriend knows, so I can't" and then when you turn your back, he'll be molar deep in her, and no matter what - his dick is 3 times the size of yours.

Dump her. She's a slut.
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>>551140974
hey, anon. read this. go back to reddit. you type like a douche. douche.
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Im sorry but if you're this suspicious, and this concerned than you shouldn't be with her. If you dont trust her whats the point, youre just wasting time worrying and doing things like these that could have some serious consequences. Also, you look quite insane, none of this is your fault its hers so just leave her.
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>>551141238
You're not the boss of me.
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any update op?
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>>551141251
Listen to us OP. 90% of women are gonna mess around behind your back, 10% are too fat to leave the house. You might as well face it that if you care about a woman, she's got someone else's dick in her mouth. Stop caring. Dump her. Don't ever fall for that shit again.
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>>551141017
I have a knife. There's been a lot of drama between us and her ex, he's been fucking with her mind a lot and making her feel guilty for leaving him for me. He wrote her a journal writing out his thoughts day by day and it fucked her up. She said "anon.. I think I want to break up" over Skype and immediately started crying and sulking the words "Nevermind, please no, I so sorry, I didn't mean that". I went to her house immediately and she showed me the journal. I read it, it bashed me some and was a work to make her feel guilty. I burned it and recorded me doing so and sent it to him.

>Pic related
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>>551141000
Nice trips, anon. Also, if he's on his way to fuck her, kicking has ass isn't changing anything. He's just going to fuck her anyway.
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>>551141000
Stop. Breathe. Think about what you're doing. You're wasting your night outside this slut's house, because chances are she's a huge fucking slut. Why? What is the fucking point? If you catch her - she's a slut. If you don't catch her, then what? You just didn't catch her. She's still a slut.
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1) She's not cheating. You're being a nutball and she should break up with you. You've got a knife for fuck's sake. Get a grip.

2) She's cheating on you. What you gonna do with your knife? Go all OJ? Wave bye bye to most of your life over some slut? Break up with her because she's cheating on you, like a damn man.

Either way, you two shouldn't be together.
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>>551141293
what sass, pussy boy
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>>551140424
WHATEVER YOU DO TAKE A LOT OF PICS
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>>551141603
>If you don't catch her, then what? You just didn't catch her.

I'm with OP. Better to know for sure if possible.
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KILL THEM ALL OP
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>>551141504
omg you'd go to jail over a woman? you're a lost cause. she's got you, and this ex, two people, completely fucked up, over her pussy. pathetic.
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>>551140424
god damn this thread looks sad from the front page
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>>551141738
This guy gets it.
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>>551141504
how fucking dramatic. why are you dating such a weak bitch anyway, don't you want someone with at least a little mental framework?
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>>551141626
this

Honestly no pussy is worth going to prison over.

It is easy to get and abundant. If you are tripping with a knife outside her place shit man she SHOULD leave your ass, think about if roles were reversed you would be like bitch is cray
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>>551141504
>giving /b/ your girlfriends first name

be careful with the information you post here anon some people aren't looking to just sit back and ride the ride.
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>>551141603
>implying she's cheating in the first place

seriously your attitude is really pissing me off man. just the way you phrase things, trying to be a fucking counselor
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>>551141921
first name? shiiiit a brother all csi up in here. i bet you already doxed them. first name... wat
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Lol OP is a knife wielding faggot like always.
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Dude, yeah. Women are a lot of things, and dumb only applies to most of them. She probably told him to turn of his lights and park around back.. he went in the back door of her home, now he's balls deep in her back door.
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>>551142076
I have no interest in fucking with OP or the girl but you know as well as I do there are people on here who are. I'm just saying he should be careful unless he wants to go to jail.
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what if op is a cuck and is hoping to fap outside her window while she get banged by her ex's cock.
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Let me make it clear that this Ian something that I've ever done. When we started dating I was insanely jealous, protective, etc. but I had fixed all of that. With what's happened recently I can't be sure. No, she's not a slut. I don't think she's doing anything. But she's pinching between completely ignoring her ex that is fucking with her emotions and trying to keep mild contact with him. I feel insane right now. This is some movie shit. Her car is here, no suspicious cars are here and it's 2 in the morning. I love her, I know /b/ doesn't believe in this shit but it's real. If you guys knew the entire situation it would be easier to understand what's making me do this.
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>>551142068
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What we have going on here sounds like drama.

OP is part of it.

No happiness arises from drama.
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>>551141425
>Stop caring. Dump her. Don't ever fall for that shit again.

4chan is full of retards too stupid to take decent advice like this.

never bother caring.
never lose.
only way to win the game is to simply not play.
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>>551140424
i been there, its a great feeling when you realized you wasted a shit ton of time for nothing
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>>551142251
If she's even talking to her ex - they'e still having sex.

If he's writing her love journals - she's giving him anal.
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>>551142251
says every serial killer ever
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Kill them for the glory of Satan and don't forget to post pics.
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>>551142251

all I ask is that you keep us updated until the thread 404's. No matter what any of these other bitches say, I think you are a true badass, OP.
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She just got in her car and left!! Fuck! Following her right the fuck now!!
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>>551142870
BUMP!!
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>>551142870

do it. We'll be here for support.
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>>551142870
omg!!1!!1! ;0
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WTF is wrong with you op?
Go the fuck home. Break up with her as soon as fucking possible. I don't know what kind of martyr you're trying to be by going down with her burning ship trying to save her soul, but take it from me there's only so much saving you can do for a girl who doesn't want it. It doesn't mean you don't care. It doesn't mean she's not worth it. It's a matter of sanity and being able to live with yourself years later without constantly looking back like 'why didn't I know better'. Relationships aren't supposed to be a neck-deep shitstorm of dealing with each other's demons.
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>>551142870
Ok, now I'm interested.
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>>551140424
what's it like to be a 15 year old autistic nigger faggot?
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>>551142870
She's going to her ex's
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>>551143001
sry, ex is alredy kil. u wer two l8te
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>>551142870
she is going to your house to see if you are there since you are not answering her
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>>551142383
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im about to meet up with my ex who has a bf atm... what are the chances that op is her bf? hahahaha
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>>551140424
Am I the only one here supporting OP?
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I'm monitoring the SHIT out of this thread
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>>551143205
NOW I'M INTERESTED.
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>>551143205
lulz
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>>551143079
is that trevor moore
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>>551143205
prepare to ded m8
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>>551142870
Bump
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>>551143205
Zero unless you wrote her a gay journal about your feelings that he set on fire. Which may I add was such a queer thing to do even the smoke was pink.
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>>551142870
Bump
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>>551143312
Nope, I'm totally with OP too
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>>551142870
this is like a fucking soap opera stalker story on /b/........ it's like the olden days when people only had books and radio..
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Keeping a distance. She's going a back way to her ex's house. I fucking remember this god damn road!!!
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>>551143312
nope. I'm hoping he kills both of them.
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>>551143531
its all ogre now
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>>551143374
nah its trevor phillips
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>>551143531
oh man im about to beat op's ass so hard i just benched 350lbs earlier tonight bring it on pussy, you'll get what's coming for burning my journal
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>>551141000
Anon I've been in this relationship for 2 years before. Break up with the werewolf bitch she isn't worth it. All girls that think they are supernatural anything ESPECALLY werewolves lie and cheat constantly. Then make up excuses. Cut it off.
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>>551143205
I don't know but that nigga packing a shank so watch out
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>>551143531
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I'm hip OP. I get it.
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>>551143531
Go go go I'm totally stuck to this thread
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>>551143531
Bust in their wearing a full leather suit blasting YMCA and fuck her exes ass, women are attracted to dominance you nig
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>>551143647
holy fucks OP watch out..
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>>551143531
Op, im hoping that your girl isnt cheating on you. but if she is. BEAT HER EX'S ASS AND DUMP THAT BITCH. DONT USE THE KNIFE, USE YOUR BARE HANDS. much more satisfying.
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My question is, how is this guy uploading pictures from his phone? When I try the 'choose' file button does nothing
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>>551142870
For all we know this is a complete fabrication.

Why else post the burnt journal as "proof"? It's superfluous. Whole thing is setting the stage, sorry to say. No spontaneity. How is he posting if it's really such a big deal to follow this chick?

Why is he on /b/ at all, rather than focused?

So many inconsistencies. I want to believe, but this is like a poorly written story. Plot elements rolled out and everything.
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bump for crime scene pictures
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>>551143413
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>>551143717
same... i really dont think its safe to post and drive though
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>>551143631
u 'avin a giggl m8
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>>551143817
yup
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>>551143787
Implying he isn't using a 4chan browser.
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>>551143531
>>551142870
>>551142251
>>551141504
>>551141000
>>551140424
I'm monitoring this with great pleasure
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>>551143908
OP is a multitask GENIUS, he's probably holding his phone with his scrotum and typing with his penis
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Dis gonna be good
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>>551143647
Post proof you journal writing emo fag.
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>>551140974
This person is 100% right, do this. Break up with her so I can date her or someone else.. Your turn is over. I used to be that guy waiting in the car..
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>>551143787
Dont get a shitty phone
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>>551143925
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>>551144146
so ogre
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>>551144146
Well, he isn't taking the time to rotate the pictures.

I wanna habeeb
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>>551144146
did OP lose them?
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>>551144049
this is on my harddrive, is that enough?
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>>551144146
All the pictures are in the same car. And while moving. But maybe not actually happenening? And OP has no friends and is driving around?
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Kick his ads op you have to you waited and followed time to walk the walk don't be a faggot
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>>551141000
>It's also a full moon, so that may have something to do with it.
Is she a werewolf anon?
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>>551144303
Lol "OP has no friends" My sides!!!
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He fucked me up
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>>551144340
People become more emotional when a full moon is out. Were like 70 percent water ya know. and the moon controls the earths ocean currents, so it controls like 70% of us too. totally science
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>>551144340
OP confirmed for edward cullen
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remember OP you werent following her, you were just at her place because you were worried and couldnt find her or her car so you went to the ex's to see if she was there
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>>551144296
I really hope OP beats you to death, you sensible and romantic fag.
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She parked. I parked a few blocks down and am hiding behind a mail box. I'm going to kill this fucker.
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>>551144296

>>that picture.

What is this? Fucking Myspace?
An hero before OP gets there so he can comfort his girl and have a happy ending. Jesus.
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>>551144484
welcome to summer 2014
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>>551144619
is it as her exs place?
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This is bullshit. Op is fag
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>>551144619
Pictures of them banging or it didn't happen.
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>>551144619
Post faster you cunt
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>>551144619
Post pictures of body
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>>551144619

Is this going to be one of those moments /b/?

I've been here a while now and i have only been in a few of these....
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>>551144619
Don't forget to keep us updated OP
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>>551144573
No you were driving past on your way back from the brothel that will het some revenge
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>>551144507
habeeb it
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>>551144619
OP just blow up her phone dude. See if she answers. You never know she could just be talkin. Don't freak out unless you're 110% sure she's fuckin the dude.
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>>551144619
Pics or it didn't happen.
Why not confront her in the yard? They are either a not gonna answer door or b house gonna be locked and you getting shot
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>>551144619
Best pic yet-
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>>551144807
Probably but my body is ready
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What the fuck do I do guys I'm freaking the fun out she's just sitting there I can see her on her phone wtf is goo on what do I do?!
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>>551144807
Shut up and enjoy the ride.
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>>551144618
me texting op's biddie
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>>551144340
Maybe OP's chick is into furrys and the ex is the werewolf

>>551140424
Remember OP, silver bullets put the fucker out for good.
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>>551141000
The trips have spoken!
Remember Anon, element of suprise.
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What if OP is actually delusion and is just stalking some random girl he fell in love with? And he believes he's the boyfriend? And he's about to murder an innocent couple!!!??? Spooookyyy
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>>551144619
Don't ruin your life for a girl. Dump her and leave. Fuck her and the guy.
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>>551144903
kkekek
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>>551144523
>totally science
I think you mean totally bullshit
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>>551144619
lol he's hiding behind a mailbox, he's going postal.LOLOLOLOLMFAOIMSOFUNNY
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OP, you need to tell us where you are so more anons an join you there for mayhem.

A whole bunch of anons yelling whore in the middle of the night.
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>>551144619
i really hope this is real. there's a sliver of faith it is. plz post vid if so
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>>551144924
You just gotta wait /b/rah
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>>551144924
obviously texting him
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>>551144924
just wait and see what happens op. don't do anything you will regret later
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>>551144924
Wait it out. See what happens.
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>>551144924
Kill her. Kill her now.
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>>551144619
Don't kill him OP, just kick his ass, there's no shame in a sucker punch in this scenario. Stay calm, and break up with that bitch. Get back in your car and drive away without saying anything or responding to her terrified questioning. Never respond to any texts she will be sure to send afterwards.
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>>551144924
Keep lurking
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>>551144998
swing and a miss
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>>551144924
Text her and ask what she's doing or something related but more normal.
If she dodges then confirmed for something bad is up.
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>>551144924
Ok this might get interesting after all
>>551144941
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>>551144924
Kill her then pick up her phone and make the sorry bastard come to you.
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>>551144998
Fuck you both my patients are asleep and I just laughed.
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>>551144619
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>>551144924
just walk into the fuckers house while they are doing it and tell her its over after this threesome
>post pics
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Video tape that shit then put her on blast on all social media on how much of a whore she is op !!!!
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>>551144924
lurk moar dumbass.
or kill him
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>>551144941
filename tho
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I'd leave a girl who could be manipulated by per ex into leaving you. The fact that she changed her mind when you started crying (wtf) is another nail in the coffin. Weak-willed and unprincipled woman, OP.
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>>551145128
are u doctor
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>>551144924
He texted her and told her to check out /b/ for this post and she has discovered your hiding spot
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>>551144924
she's probably texting him to tell him she's there. if he comes outside and they stay outside it's a really good sign
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Cuckoldfag detected. Also stop following me. This is Bailey
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>>551145170
this
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FUCK SHE'S PARKED OUTSIDE OMG I THINK ITS ACTUALLY OP
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>>551144987
read a book nigger. you might learn something for once
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>>551144924

wait. follow her, peep, see them fucking, get pic, post, then kick his ass. post after he's a bloody pool.

BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE, KEEP YOUR COOL AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME FUCKER.
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>>551145010
This anon gets it
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Victor Gasparoni
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>>551144924
fucking stay calm. control your breathing. get close enough to make a move if she goes inside.
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Confront the bitch and break up with her on the spot. No need to stoop down to her level by beating the bro up.
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>>551144924
Wait till she gets out slowly follow when door unlocks run up kick it in and bash the faggot unless your a nigga are you a nigga op
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>>551144619
DON'T DO IT OP!!!!

THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!
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i hope her ex boyfriend kicks your ass and takes your gf. going to all this trouble for sum cunt smh
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In b4 OP
>walks through the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
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>>551145247
My sides
Youre going to die m8
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>>551145215
tits or gtfo
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>>551145243
thanks for this'ing me man
>some anon on /b/ at 4 am (or from Aus) agrees with me
: )
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>lurking
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>>551144924
Just wait and see what happens. She might be trying to talk it out and end it in person with him. Don't freak op
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>>551144924
you're going to have to end it OP. If you confront her about this, she'll break down and say how sorry she is, etc. She might even actually mean it. But no matter what happens tonight, she WILL go back to him again, or go to another guy. Cheaters never stop cheating
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>>551144619
mfw OP decides the best way to remember this time in his life is an image of his ex with some dude's dick in her mouth he saw through the window
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>>551145249
no u
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/12/1218_021218_moon_2.html
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>>551140424
OP, don't look behind your seat, just don't.
Every /b/reath you take
And every move you make
Every /b/ond you /b/reak
Every step you take
I'll /b/e watching you
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bumping for OPs justice
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>>551145381
anytime
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>>551144523

kek
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>>551145417
alreight men u got me.
heh.. nicely played..
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>>551145247
BUT WHO WAS PHONE
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>>551140424
>when she goes in just slash her tires
>you will hear about it in the morning
>some splaining to do
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>>551145328
>Everybody do the dinosaur
>do the dinosaur
>do
fag
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Op is currently lying facedown in some dude's lawn with a broken jaw.
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>>551145247
You got to settle this through a Mortal Kombat bitch.
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OP has made his move.

God's speed

I hope he gives this nigga a speech impediment with a shovel
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>>551145529
Sides suddenly orbital
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>>551145529
Too much
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>>551145573
fucking kek
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>>551145247
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Wot m8?
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>>551145281
I would have to agree with this, it's the best option, there's other girls, and with out baggage. Why the fuck would you let some girls baggage weigh you down, you have enough shit in your life to deal with on your own, you don't need some other persons drama.
You need to learn how to look out for yourself, and get the toxic people out of your life, it's much easier, I mean honestly, either you like the drama you are apart of, or you are too stupid to just walk away
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WHOS SIDE IS HE ON. WHOS THE THIRD MAN
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>>551144924

Call or text her. Respond accordingly.

If she answers and tells you where she's at truthfully then don't do anything.

But since she's definitely up to no good I would knock on her window immediately after she lies or doesn't respond and break up with her. Your location and her lie of omission is your victory. She will connect her blatent lie with your leaving her ass.
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Knee him in the face OP worked for me.
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>>551144924
keep a little better composure... and see what happens.
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>>551145408
>this nigger gets it
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Can an anon document this? Its gonna be a legendary thread for the history of 4chan. I'm on mobile at work in the dark watching over 2 patients. The suspense is intense as shit.
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O-op? D-did you make it, buddy?
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>>551141819
>>551141626
this
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>>551145790
u really are doctor
can u check this warts
thanks
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Toasting in epic bread in case this is legit
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>>551145131

LMFAO
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ok right now OP is
a) kicking that guys ass
b) lying on the floor with a broken jaw
c) driving back home like a fag that made us waste our time
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>>551140818
house of 1000 lols
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>>551141189
This.
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Anon was here
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>>551145931
d) uploading pics from when he was testing he phone and testing burning a journal and testing being a faggot
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>>551145247
Pics or didn't happen
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updates op!
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Call her, OP.
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op is a fucking punk ass bitch, jawed him so fucking hard as i walked out of my house, he ran off crying as his bitch hugged me, threads fucking over
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OP is lying in the grass unconscious with half his teeth missing. A glowing phone screen is facing upward. On it is a webpage of this thread.
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run in the house with your warface and just start stabbing everyone with your swiss army pocket knife
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>>551145931
c). Definetely.

Actually, he is already in bed by now.. he just posted all this random pics and text. hehe
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keep us in the loop you fucker
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If you don't kick his ass after all this your the worst kind of betafag
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>>551141626

This, get a hold of yourself anon.
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>>551145815
is OP knocked the fuck out now? i hope he is dealing out an asswhoopin
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>>551146034
kek
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>>551141000
Don't use the knife dude, if you don't have a valid reason to have had it on you and something extremely bad happens and police get involved then they have premeditation on you.
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>>551146036
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>>551145931
don't forget
d) watching through the window while gf is getting plowed while crying and using the tears as lube
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>>551146034
Pictures or it didn't happen faggot.
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>>551146034
Post a picture of you and OPs girl feet together, prove it you emo bench pressing twat.
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>>551145898

Summer detected
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>>551146034
pics or it didn't happen faggot
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(farting intensifies)
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>>551146020
say you got a funny feeling and wanted to make sure she's alright.
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Once people figure out that this is all it takes to get 400 replies, theyll stop doing text message get threads.
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>>551146180
what do you want pictures of? op ran back off to his fucking fap sock, didn't even have a knife
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>>551145110
DO IT. ALSO WAIT FOR HIM TO COME AND KILL THEM BOTH. POST PICS OF BODIES.
BE A LEGEND
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GOD DAMN IT OP WHERE ARE YOU
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>>551145991
shit i was too slow on "d)"... mine is now "e)"
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>>551146034
pics or it didn't happen
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What if she's going to try to talk to him for closure and be like "you didn't deserve me you double nigger" ever thought of that OP?
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Update when? Is op kill?
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>>551140424

You're a psycho

Update nigga
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>>551146243
White car in the driveway. Do it. To good to be true.
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>>551142251

how old are you, anon?
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OP will deliver, surely.
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>>551146243
of you fucking his girlfriend. of texts from his girlfriend, fucking aNYTHING that corroborates your bullshit story
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>>551140424
use the knife op! do it for saddam!
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>>551146305
but he said its like 2 AM, why the fuck would she do it at 2 in the morning
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ex-bf when he rolls up to his own house and sees OP hiding behind his neighbour's mailbox
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>>551146243
Lol your a faggot NewFriend :)
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Smash her car windows, OP.
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She isn't replying. She's sill sitting there!!
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Your girl sounds retarded crazy bro, drop her. But first drop the nigger fucking her ass in the back seat
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>>551143720
I can't stop laughing at these responses hory shet
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VAMO JOGA WARCRAFT, CARALHO! :|
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>>551146394


Lel
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>>551146398
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>>551146231

Fuck off dickhead
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>>551146443
well fuck me, OP is still here
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>>551146397
Oh shit
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>>551146443
IDS HABBEDINGS
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>>551146443
You do realize you need to dump her when this is over, right?
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>>551146443
> watching tv
> on another mans couch
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>>551146443
shit son
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1) OP fagged out and went home.
2) OP picked fight and got beat up by ex.
3) OP picked fight and beat up ex.
4) Girlfriend knew OP was following her and drove to a well-known gay dogging area. OP is currently surrounded by overweight middle-aged men all jerking off and he doesn't know what to do.
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>>551146443
what if she drives back home and sees your car on the way?
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>>551146443
this is fucking sexy
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>>551146443
just wait and see what she does. if she goes inside commence dump of nudes and key both of their cars.
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>>551146443
use the knife
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>>551146443
bitch is waiting to meet up with him. i tell you the truth nigga. you better go up to her and smack her mouth. hold her hostage until he comes.
then kill them both.
post pics of bodies.
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>>551146443
you already know the answer. She just lied to your face. She wouldn't lie if she didn't have something worse to hide. Text her back with a picture of her car.
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>>551146443
OP detected
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>>551146164
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>>551146443
If this is fake I will steal your girl, OP
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>>551146443
Whelp she must be cheating then.
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>>551146443

This nigga goes straight to business

>"Are you cheating on me?""
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>>551146443
HEY. DUMBFUCK. YOU FUCKING MISSPELLED BAILEY
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>>551146443

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? This wont matter in like 2 months if you just say "fuck you" and walk away.
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>>551146594
GOOD POINT OH SHIT
>pic related
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>>551146443
>to
>it's too bitch

i can't even pretend to wanna fool around with a grammar retarded girl like this, i'm out charlotte /b/ronte
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>ITT: people that think Q461akN+ is the ex boyfriend
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>>551146443

Post her pictures faggot, and FB.
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>>551146443
FFFFF-
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>>551146443
it's over bruh. you got at&t.. he's got verizon
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>>551146443
You are honestly max beta for talking this out over mms. Such a pussy.
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>>551146443
...Why is that even something you ask over a phone...
Let alone text message...
>FULL-AUTISM.PNG
Op i am currently holding in my brown bombs... and trust me... this fucker is ground hogging...
FUCK DUDE.... WHY DID YOU SAY THAT !?!
GG.
GG OP.
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>>551146443

>Are you cheating on me

u dun fucked up

what the fuck is wrong with you.....?

she just told you she was watching TV?

wait it out and see what else happens.

so far she is already lying to you.
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>>551146443
>>551146443

Send picture of your dick, bitches love dicks. Tell her wants you to lick and fuck that wet pussy!! do it!!! I promise she will want your dick!! she seems like that bro!
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>>551145975
\
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>>551146696
I shorten the names of people in my phone sometimes. I don't think that's out of the ordinary.
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>>551146443
CONFIRMED BULLSHIT, why does it say "Baile" when the faggot-ex's emo journal said "Bailey"
MODS MODS MODS
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>>551146443

Lol you beta faggot. Dumbest question ever. Now you revealed you hand to her.

>mfw girls are amazing liars
>his gf will suspect he's a stalker
>she will smoke him out
>if backed into a corner she will turn the tables on him
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>>551146781
...said the kissless foreveralone virgin.
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>>551146627
Sonya was always such a stupid worthless cunt..
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Op are you a nigger?
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>>551146443

you know what needs to be done op.

so do it.
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PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH OP
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>>551146443
>OP took my advice
>I might have either saved someone's life or condemned them.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>551146443
>>551146443
at the very least, you have no choice but to break up with her now. seriously you're a faggot if you stay with her.
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>>551145376
source?
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>>551146836
/thread
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We're gonna need a new thread, faggots
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>>551146836
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>>551146443
bad move. you overplayed your hand sir
should have made up an excuse, told her you were outside her place and to come outside for a minute... she can't because she's not there..
then you knock on the car window
> WADDUP NOW BITCH??
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>>551146826
B-baka anon. I've kissed a girl.Once.
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>>551146443
She'll say "No."

Make up lame excuse.

>OP marries her and raises her ex's kids.
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>>551146817
>not OP
>I

lol faggot
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>>551146836
>seems legit
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>>551146243
Fucking stop cunt. The majority are too retarded to realise how much of a shit tier derailer you are, but I'm not. Fuck off back to funnyjunk faggot.
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>>551146443
0/10 thread, fucking faggot nigger just put his own number in his phone as 'Baile', texted himself, and deleted messages to make it look legit. Drink bleach, OP.
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>>551146949
I wasn't claiming to be OP?
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>>551146915
really? you faggot.
Oneyng wingardium leviosia
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>>551140424
why cant you just let it go? You broke up, regardless of who dumped who, it's over. Pack up your autism and move on
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>>551146836

Tell her she's got a stanky boob!11!11one
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>>551146941
Was is as good for Aunt Muriel as it was for you?
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>>551146654
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
win
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>>551146928
^
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>>551146915
ur dirty, m8; link related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>551146836
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>>551146928
This this this this this this this
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Either way you better update, if she does cheat then he can infallibly call her out. Maybe that's why you wait?

That's dumb though because you aren't married so it desnt matter, no house to lose, no kids to lose, dump her
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>>551146443

Dude just go.up to her car and knock on the window. Say " so you've been in there on your phone and avoiding my texts while sitting in this guys driveway. Don't even try justifying your intentions, we are done." Literally spit on her face and say "slut" and just get out and drive away

/end
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>>551146836
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>>551146657
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>>551147017
Reading comprehension:0
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Good plans, anons. As if OP is in any state of mind to try to do something sneaky or conniving to a girl he loves. You wouldnt act any differentlym
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>>551147065

just imagined her opening up the door and him going YOURRR FIIIIIRREEDD
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>>551146443
OP...she lied. People only lie when they have something to hide. Go over to her car, knock on her window, and say, "Look, my favorite show is on: Lieing Bitch. We are finished, you whore. By the way...your loose pussy stinks to high heaven."Then drive off. You will be a fucking legend and use that confidence to get a hotter chick.
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So, anything interesting yet? I'm loosing interest here.
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>>551146836
>>551146780
I TOLD YOU THAT NIGGA HAD VERIZON
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Sloots gonna sloot. Post her number so we can proceed to rag.
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>>551147296
dis mayne
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>Waiting for pic of OP's bloody hands asking /b/ how to get rid of the evidence
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>>551147084

>has embed enabled
>clicks embed
>"what a faggot."
>clicks remove
>mfw you're stupid fucking cancer
>pic related
>it's my face
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>>551147394
I want to believe
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>>551146949
lrn2id faggot
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>>551147318
Again I have misplaced my sides surreptitiously
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We need an update, OP!

Don't be afraid to drop a time stamp in there either.
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>>551147039
>Implying I've kissed any other girl besides my own mother.
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>>551146978
fuck you dude i'm legit
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>>551146443
>>551146443
Bump. Losing interest.
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OP, whatever happens, this needs to be said to either your girlfriend or the ex at some point.
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>>551147314
I dont know, but I hope OP delivers because he's got me hooked
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>>551147269
That's it.
If I ever leave my girlfriend, that's how I'm doing it.
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>>551146443

Update op
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>>551147479
The attention span of an austist
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>>551147456
thats exactly my fucking point retard.
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Fffffffffaaakkkeee dumb ops all night the dennys dad guy now this retard fuck 4chan
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don't tell her you saw her at his place OP. She will use it to flip the argument and make you out be a creepy stalker and that is the story she will tell to everyone, not the real "I cheated on him multiple times" story

Just end it. No explanation. If she insists on knowing why tell her she already knows
>>
Op you KNOW what you want to do. You want to scream at her and embarass her like she did to you. You need to tell her off, and then tell her ex lies about anal and how big your dick is or how she loved your bigger cock.
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>>551146769


no one believed him dumbass
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>>551147432
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>>551147084
Go back to leddit faggot
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>>551147394
Kek,

A random thread emerges


"Hey I killed two large dogs, legally of course.. and I was wondering where you get that acid from breaking bad"
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>>551147610
if your stories about anal and a big dick aren't true, you juss playin yoself
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>>551147536
nice cat
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>>551147417
>Eddie murphy nigga
>Song very related to OP's cum guzzling slut.
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Bumping for op to confront her.

>pic related

Its what ops girl is gone be doing
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OMFG THEYRE FUCKING FUCKING!!
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Update never
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>>551147296
You haven't taken into account that she might just be lying because she doesn't want OP to think she's over there because maybe she just wants to talk to her ex.
Source: Me because I've done this shit before.
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>>551147550
Well, it was a lot of build up for captain beta here to sit in his fucking car all night.
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>>551147596

This
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Update summerfag
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>>551147643
Piranha solution m8
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>>551147626
excuse me sir but please read this thread thoroughly
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>>551147759
I'm not even mad.
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>>551147759
what is this a picture of...
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>>551147574
The only reason you knew it wasn't op was because that he sent it to 'bauley' not 'bailey' and he wasn't claiming to be Op either you fucking shitface newfag
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> mfw OP made all this up and has abandoned thread
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>>551147759
what im i looking at? is this how sex really looks in real life?
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>>551147759
smash shit up
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>>551147759
What a faggot.
>>
>>551147759
really?
I expected a better dinosaur walk than this.
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>>551147759
bust the door down
What are you waiting for
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>>551147759
>not even mtg cards
stay pleb dirkus
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>>551147856
sex
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>>551147759
What the fuck is this? Yugioh cards?
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>>551147759
What? Where's the pic tho?
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>>551147723
FUCK I FORGOT THE SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI&feature=kp

> song is OP's bitch related
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>>551147823

I did everyone asked for proof with a picture and he didn't so learn to read fag
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>>551147759
>Troll Level o9k
>>
every had those frito bbq spiral things?
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>>551147759
Proof
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>>551147759

shit is over
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>>551147759
God damnit. Lurked for way too long to not see this coming.
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>>551147759
BOOM

Could have been better op. I am dissapoint.
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>>551147759
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>551147759
Casually wait until they're done.
Go up to her window as she's getting ready to leave. Tap on it, and tell her you're done.
>Don't even be mad about it, I'm actually pissed off for you.
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>>551147759
burn the fucking house down
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>>551147574
I think he was trying to say was this:
Similar to what OP possibly does, he shortens names as well. Not that he's OP
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>>551147759
Fuck you OP
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>>551147965
damn good if u ask me
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>>551147759
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>>551147759
Isn't that a yugioh cards
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>>551147759
THEN WHO WAS GF?
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>>551147759

Elaborate dumb ass

How do you know? And you let her go inside without saying anything?

You deserve this I'm out
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>>551147759
>nigger
>you have your personal army
>deliver pic and info
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We /bane/ now
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>>551147759
> saved for tits
>>
take a shit on his doorstep, post pictures, and go home

you wouldn't solve any of your problems but you would become an internet legend, and that will probably get you laid in the future.

>do it pussy
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>>551147473
Is that shopped? How did a man end up with a face of an angel?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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