Yesterday I saw this cishit movie that promoted the patriarchy. In it Ryan Gosling swaggered about with his penis while the only female character looked sad and cared for her kid. Its obvious this movie has sexist undertones meant to brainwash the children of america. Hold me fellow feminists, whilst I suck on the teats of empowerment. Also someone said "bitch" in the movie. 0/10
I dont know how but in some way you all are oppressing me and by extension supporting the patriarchy. Check your privelages or else Im contacting a moderator.
Oh my god you just said bitch, do you have any idea how demeaning a word like that is. Id ask you to check your privelage shitlord but you like probably wouldnt even know where to start. I bet youre happy having a penis and oppressing luscious women even though your genetically inferior. I dont even like know where to start bitch, GTFO you make me sick. I bet you would have voted against womens suffrage you capitalist, chauvinistic, heterosexual CIS SCUM.
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can you handle this much tumblr?
how about this?
literally guys it's literally way too much literally so much that i literally can't even right now literally
>implying anyone would look at that ugly whore
>Walking to supermarket to get cupcakes.
>My dumb mother drives me because it's more than 300m away.
>Raise thunderthighs(TM) to exit automobile.
>Car shakes violently.
>Level 1: Get to door.
Level 1 complete!
>Level 2: Get through door.
Level 2 complete!
>Level 3 Pass through gate.
Level 3 failed.
>Log on tumblr
>"thin privilege is being able to walk more than 300m"
>"thin privilege is not causing the car to have seizures"
>"thin privilege is being able to get cupcakes at the supermarket"
OMG so hottt I luv blk dic. I hate white people so check ur privlage.
Its meant to be qausi-ironic parody of patriarchal americana. Its literally the best blog ever and if you dont follow it your probably a CISSHIT
Honestly if this was like tumblr it would just be
[name] likes this
[name] likes this
[name] likes this
[name] likes this
[name] likes this
And I'm ashamed to have went on tumblr to know this.
theres a blog thats strictly dedicated to writing teen inspirational/relationship quotes in black sharpie on random paint samples, one of the most annoying things ive seen on tumblr besides people taking pictures of their starbucks drinks and seeing 500K notes on it. too lazy to find the page and flood with pictures. but needless to say its horrid
i regret nothing
By saying that something I like isnt something you like is not just oppressing me but the entire feminist culture. By disagreeing with me you are supporting the patriarchy and telling cisshits everywhere that its okay to own a penis in public. GTFO
>all in all I hate this website. It reminds me too much of facebook and we can't have that in 2014
all of my lulz
I kinda want to do something in response to the copypasta i've been seeing all over /b/
that shit about the fbi not shutting us down and we need to suffer so we can feel shit.
Last thread i said we should seek them out and just laugh at their posts like they said the funniest shit ever
My ex-girlfriend used to act like this shit as social media started dominating her life.
Her favorite quotes
>I can't even
>brb literally dying
And any quotes I would pull from this site to use in real life, she would start copying me (like saying feels, "is he kill", shit like that)
She cheated on me with some guy she met through tumblr that had a shared interest in her D&D club in college.
Moral of the story kiddos: Don't go for serious relationships with girls that visit tumblr as much as you visit /b/.
I know that girl personally. she is annoying AF but fun sexually.
She tried to pull me into this superfag game called IMVU and believe it or not she almost succeeded.
We nicknamed her nakia
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
4CHAN IS SO TERRIBLE
They mke fun of us on there.
like how dare they generalize everyone on tumblr
all of the 4chan guys are fat greasy nolifes omg -_- im so done im gonna rape 4chan with porn and shit
You heard of the big fangirl trend, the #cutforbieber
they fucking dice their arms with razor blades so he'll quit doing drugs
Look,a whore i follow proudly posted this
snow white ends up with that prince that kisses her in the end
>oh no snow white swallowed an apple
>luckily prince charming shows up at her funeral
>and the apple pops out
>and they got married and lived happily ever after
I find this very offensive. I am a dragon trapped in a nord's body and this movie oppresses me
this makes two of us
>if this is real
Dude...Go on tumblr and search self harm,those tumblr bitches are insane.
A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”
“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.
Does anybody have the pasta? I want to see it now. Also all I go on tumblr for is to mock people for trying to make facts when they have little comprehension of science. I'll try to tumblr [ehem]: rAP E !
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Related to this thread: I don't know what these are called, but I love these.
Fat chicks who bitch about "thin privilege" are hilarious. This isn't fake
"Thin privilege is not having to spend extra money on buying a bathtub you’ll fit in.
One of my only joys in life is a relaxing bubble bath where I can submerge my whole body and just soak for an hour or so. My husband and I are remodeling our vacation home’s master bathroom, which includes a new tub. However, I am horrified to find that extra large tubs, the only kind that are large enough to submerge my whole body under, cost thousands more than regular sized tubs. Thin people will never understand the pain of going over-budget to indulge in the few things that make you happy at the cost of your dignity."