Beta/cringe thread?
Here's some fresh OC.
bump for interest
gtfo.
some guy in my school
Mmm.. we're getting somewhere
It's not a trap...
fresh off my facebook jesus christ
>>550879726
STOP
>>550879726
that's far enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhKRCTIZIA4
>>550879808
Well since you asked politely...
>>550880037
TOP KEK
>>550879786
oh and by the way none of them are native english speaker nor do they live in an english speaking country
pic related, teh dude on the left is brown
also jesus christ that chick
>>550880037
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
classic cringe
>>550880037
Just some bro's teasing. 0/10
>>550880454
Can you GTFO now?
>>550880593
Seriously... don't make me post more zipper pics..
>>550880480
Imagine the stench that must be in there.
>>550880954
>>550881337
These people are sick and don't need you making fun of them. 0/10
>>550881630
Please.
>>550881854
It's just mentally ill people. Stop getting all smug over thinking you're so much smarter than them. 0/10
>>550882264
This is not mental illness, this is postmodernism at its absolute worst. I blame Derrida and Judith Butler.
>>550881527
It's a little to much unbearable..
>>550882479
They're confused kids, clam down. 0/10
>>550882052
I actually cringed at this. Great post dude!
>>550880303
Did he ever make it?
>>550882754
No.
>>550883164
Just a sexually confused kid. 0/10
op is a faggot
>>550882843
yeah he's a pad now
Sheeeiit
>>550883865
Nothing wrong with having confidence. It's actually very desirable. 0/10
>>550883605
I have 100s of these.
>be a dwarf
>find your treacherous girlfriend sleeping with your father like the whore she is
>strangle her to death
>shoot your dad to death with a crossbow while he's on the toilet
>turns out he doesn't actually shit gold
Happy father's day.
>>550879726
DON'T DO IT
>>550884364
Yeah, fuck you too
>>550884369
Another angry confused person. 0/10
This is cringe nigga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onDCvHtHSkY
>>550884846
>rage
>>550884846
My god ..
>>550883775
>>550883685
Lol, good one
>>550884056
I have gone into your future and you
will do just fine.
MFW i have that headset
>>550885073
Yes, I am boiling with rage right now
>>550885137
>filename
I think this thread is relevant for my question. Am I a beta too?
I have a gf, but it's a bad relationship.
I don't have what it takes to quit.
I can't kill myself because I am scared of death.
I have no job.
I can't even answer the phone due to social phobia
I sometimes forget what I'm doing
I shower once a week or less
So does my gf. We're both fucked
I only eat wheat and noodles because of no money
Sometimes I am too scared to even leave the apartment
My gf has a cleaning job in the supermarket
She bought me shampoo
The thing is I used to make 4k a month easily with no job just internet stuff like web design and general marketing
But now everything seems pointless and no matter what I do I can't succeed in anything.
I even piss myself at the bathroom sometimes because of weird dick.
>>550885451
>>550877518
If your tired of all this repetative bullshit check out r/cringe. I know how most of you retards feel about reddit but it's not too bad.
>>550879726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZEBu-Ayx1c
>>550880480
Let's play Where's the Goyim
>>550885554
>>550885794
haha his arms!
>>550885856
>>550885619
Yes. As beta as it gets
>>550885794
Just a guy waiting waiting for his dream girl, I feel the same way about women and my music taste. It's normal. 0/10
>>550885954
>tfw
>>550884056
i have that mothafuckin' t shirt.
>>550878751
heaven is a fag
>>550886074
>>550886112
>>550877518
Beta/Cringe Gold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC2noEIZsLk
>>550885954
he's like a white Jaden Smith...
>>550886074
Why do you have a "sharks with random text" folder?
>>550886263
Heaven is the ID you get when you put ''Sage'' in the email field. And is not a single person and therefor cannot be a fag.
>>550883243
This thread.
>>550886361
>>550882264
>>550886351
>golden shower edition
>>550880480
DER JUDEN
>>550886263
holy shit you make me feel old.
>>550880148
>also jesus christ that chick
you are gay?
>>550886726
Very funny. 10/10
>>550884984
0/10
>>550887164
10/10
>>550885619
No you`re not a beta
you're a gamma
>>550885794
Made me cringe more than everything
>>550886425
>>550887561
ahahaha
>>550887561
>>550880148
she's cute. if she made me a sandwich i hope she would rub her face on the bread before slapping the meat on.
if you know what i mean.
>>550878639
what does it mean?
>>550886425
too much cringe for me... I'm out
Fresh OC from literally 30 mins ago
>>550885436
YOUR FACE WHENNER YOU ARE NEW
>>550888160
>>550888242
Man i don't know if it's the way you use punctuation or caps but you seem like such a fucking asshole
like one of those guys that goes around commenting on youtube or something
Some oc from the beta overlord
>>550879786
Are you the narrow minded, arrogant cunt shaded in brown? You're just as dumb and ignorant as that bitch in your little post. Get some empathy, swine. Shit stains like you are the real reason why nothing ever works. Shit stains like you are why people devolve into weak minded amoebas. Your reality can't stand the test of nature so you take it out on other delusional fucks to make yourself feel better. I was there. I was a huge faggot. I was also a selfish piece of shit with no real drive other than putting stress and anguish upon others. I hope someday I get to meet you so I can mollywop the unholy fucking bejeezus out your pussy ass.
>>550885619
Beta is used mainly to describe a person who are unable to function normally in a social setting (too nervous etc). Or someone who has a mental state that renders their behavior vastly different like most people (wether that be mental disorders or just being extremely weird like furry people and the like).
So if you can associate with either you probably are.
>>550878994
ex /fa/...
black fedora, (-1), unbuttoned piece of rug shit shirt, black v-neck undershirt, white watch, white belts, blue/black shoes with lime green laces. fucking disgusting.
autistic/10
>>550888574
But it makes me so angry
>>550888538
Thanks, I take pride in it
>>550880303
> I have a fascination with Vampires and Warewolves
>>550886396
The real question is "Why do you not?"
>>550885619
Nah, I think you have all the potential to get your life together, that 4k a month shit is absolutely dope. It's all pointless but you're here so you might as well enjoy yourself and be the best you you can be. Start making some money and find out what makes you happy.
>>550888545
moar
his face
>>550883865
Can anybody get more beta?
http://imgur.com/a/HEQTJ
>>550888752
I used to be very insecure in a social setting.
Then i got a job being around other people, and actually embracing has helped me immensly. Even to the point where i can flirt without really thinking about having to be nervous.
You just have to feel good about yourself, EVEN when you screw up. Just keep feeling good, and over time (was like 2½ years for me) you just start translating that confidence into actual results.
Oh, just try not to act freaky, rather just be short or not say anything, than saying something fucked up. Over time it will start to feel natural about what to say, don't force yourself to say something, that mostly goes bad.
Thats all the advice i can give
>>550888574
>must fit in
>I'm part of the crew, right?
>I'm alpha, right? pls...
>pls...
>>550880480
nice dog
>>550886351
the people who made this are a comedy team though.
>>550888160
no shit it's almost like there is a little tag next to the date that tell us if it's the same person posting.
>>550886351
its adam savage!
>>550889758
Okay... well I have already started not speaking much at all. Thanks
>>550889931
who is it
>>550888242
bronies and pewdiepie comments is cheating in these threads
>>550889857
Never implied anything of the sort, i just gave advice from my personal experience on how to become better at social interaction, if you aren't comfortable doing it. Seeing this is a Beta thread i thought it would be fitting for the general theme
>>550880303
I've always wondered about this one, he had his goal set to owning the worlds largest collection of pads. Does that mean there's another record holder that he hasn't beaten yet? Is this a thing?
>>550889982
The shark pics are a small hint aswell
OC here. Grew up with this fgt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHTeHiZrS1s
>>550890123
The important thing is being around other people (so go get a job) slowly you will start feeling more comfortable around the people you work closely with (join conversations if it feels natural to say something, dont force it).
After that you will then slowly translate that to talking with random people (although that takes a lot longer)
>>550887761
oh shit whats google
>>550888160
Your point?
>>550890668
that is horrific.
>>550883865
What gets me is that he seems to genuinly believe in all this alpha bullshit and that he thinks theres universal ranks for how people look.
>>550891240
a spiderman thread
>>550889550
he seems to be traveling through space n time constantly, he has no time to be part of that particular time n place, dawg
>>550890668
Jesus Christ
oc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxyWq7YJiKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mD5FyWs18U&feature=youtu.be
>>550888160
summer
>>550890445
Sir you sound like an asshole, like you've drunk the kool-aid. Nothing more. You became happy in your life, doesn't mean you did it the right way.
> EVEN when you screw up. Just keep feeling good,
Yeah, brilliant advice asshole.
>>550877518
Can somebody just stab everybody who posts memes in comments on Facebook?
>>550892382
Shit that would require a few hitler's of stabbings.
>>550892228
So because i am happy with my life i'm doing it wrong? I seriously fail to see your arguement here.
I am simply putting out what has worked for me, and made me able to interact with other people without being nervous or stumbling over words.
You think my advice is ridiculous? don't use it! Not that hard.
>>550888565
You do not sound much better off mentally, truth be told. I take pity on you both.
>>550892769
From this day forth Hitler is a number.
>>550882479
No it isn't. It's escapism and wish fulfillment. Different thing.
>>550892918
There was a thread a few years ago where people made Hitlers (Hi) and Stalins (Ss) a unit of measure based upon how many people they somewhat directly caused the death of.
>>550883865
That makes me want to kill myself, I don't want to live in the same reality as people like that.
>>550893220
I was there /b/ro. I was there.
>>550886351
Holy shit, his piss is going in a wave.
>>550893690
<3
Thanks I didn't have the hindsight to screenshot 4 years ago
>>550892435
>The miz and Zack Ryder
He also has a shitty taste in wrestlers.
>>550884056
I'd suck his dick so hard
This thread sucks donkey dick
0/10
>>550888545
I've seen that posted before faglord
>>550880480
now lock the doors and burn the place down.
>>550892769
Well then we need a few hitlers of people double wielding knives
Shit is getting out of hand
>>550880480
Do all furries dress up like this or what
Fresh OC right from my yearbook this year
>>550886074
you better be fucking b8ing
>>550886257
put it on and light yourself on fire in it
>>550895238
Fuck i want a helmet like that.
>>550894769
Wtf is this garbage?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxw-cQKREs
You will not survive, my face is bleeding
>>550878639
dude i had internal piles at 16, and had to get coned, that's not cringe, just painful
>>550887761
>Hemorrhoids
This mother fucker went to my school, he would wear dog ears and a furry tail everywhere in school and his steampunk fedora every hat day
>>550894073
Ryder or riot faggot
>>550880036
The chick cosplaying Chi Chi has stronger forearms than every other guy in this pic
>except maybe Mr. Satan
>>550896439
>>550892842
You definitely asserted that being different, or, indifferent, to the status quo was somehow akin to being ill, wrong, or diseased.
Your situation has served you well. That's okay but the way you tried to apply that to other people was ignorant and boisterous.
>>550895020
Nope, most dont even flaunt it
>>550888160
>>550877518
Blake: The early years
>>550877518
>Gets haircut
>Shaved autism stache
>Actually starts acting like a normal human being
Can't be that fucking hard.
>>550896734
Still don't understand what a furry really is
>>550886351
i can't stop watching... why the fuck am i watching this shit
>>550877518
trap potential
>>550882052
Why do people find it funny to make fun of bronies? We've done nothing wrong except being cringy but still this is just fucking cruel
I hate bronies that flaunt the shit but still the guys dead
>>550880036
Who wants to watch a 12 minute video of some guy talking, holy shit
>>550897182
Good, fuck that bronie faggot fuck
>>550882479
I dont get the whole cis-gender shit
There's guys and girls why cant you just stfu and stop crying about it?
>>550880036
oh god I can't decide who's the worst, I think it might be the super sayin faggot in between the trunks who's try harding a facial expression
>>550880303
www.dailydot cum/society/florida-man-wants-to-be-kotex-maxi-pad/
>>550877518
a brand new vid yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8X03PKuAKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>550897348
It's not just any guy.
Ever heard of Maoist Rebel News?
>>550880036
This is why retards don't cosplay.
>>550897849
He is hilarious. Love watching his bullshit. You seen his lattes one about Fallout 3?
>>550880037
HI WHER ARE THE BENIS xDDDDDD
>>550897849
Okay I lold at the whiteboard part of that picture
>>550880036
girl in the purple and bottom right are fkn cute as fk. Would rail until no tomorrow then game then rail again rinse repeat until our genitals corrode off.
>>550886483
>mfw ur a newfag who still doesnt know people are b8ing u all the time
>>550896970
Someone who likes anthro. That's litterally it.
>>550884846
Kek
>>550893005
>denies postmodernism is a real problem in the academy
>has probably never read Derrida let alone knows who he was
0/10
>>550898032
Yes, and it's fucking terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcI6tT9Q2bg
Also, do a google images search for "maoist rebel news". You will thank me.
>>550879786
gagfag
>>550897681
why the fuck cant these people just be gay and not this nonbinary polygon fag shit
>>550898341
>>550898797
They want to be a special snowflake.
>>550898701
The opening to that is hilarious. Anything in particular I am looking for, his blog is retarded.
>>550899065
look in google images
you'll see it
>>550898797
Hence why postmodernism is a real problem.
Think of it this way: science can't tell where Species 1 ends and Species 2 begins, so because we can't define what Species 1 is over Species 2, why can't I be any species I want to be?
That's basically their reasoning.
>>550888565
>>550895720
coned?
>>550897719
check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHgohkVWvng
>>550888574
>>550889857
>>550890445
pic related in too many ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH_fTMa5j5M
DJ Paulo UK Scum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5jNrgQNs0
>>550898797
lost my shit at polygon fag shit
>>550894769
this isn't cringe, this is rage
it is not possible that anyone who has any understanding of science could write this garbage
>>550898994
hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVWx4p_qZI
text me
>>550886351
im 20 mins in.
what the actual fuck.
>>550896239
Yeah, people who disagree with religion are all "betas", it's just special snowflake syndrome, not a legitimate philosophical debate or anything.
Because 4chan told you so.
It's not like it might be a forced meme to associate young atheists with hate for hipsters for political reasons or anything.
why don't you go kill yourself insipid fuckstain. Why don't you like become who you are and lurk /pol/ instead of shitting forced memes all over /b/
>>550900541
Those lip smacks are what makes me cringe the most
>>550880480
I really would like to see the faces behind those masks. I mean seriously, the looks they have at that RIGHT FUCKING MOMENT.
Crreepy as fuck.
>>550900541
10/10 for wiki vandalism
DJ Paulo
>>550885638
as always heaven is a fag
>>550892143
i lol'd at the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj_mdZQTBVc
>inb4 pamperchu is alpha as fuck
>>550878994
supreme gentlemen
Yeah..
>>550877518
move in new house, see this.
>>550901357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-G9YwGIb8k
>>550894769
tl;dr She doesn't science, but she's too proud and delusional to admit it.
>>550900541
holy fucking shit his mouth smack noises makes me so god damn annoyed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
>>550901847
Top kek
I tried to walk in the same retarded shoes of a brony for a day, I really did.
I sat there watching MLP, a full episode, so I can understand what they love about it so much. I still don't understand and even worst, I'm even more confused then ever.
I can understand when I watch other shows, like spongebob, adventure time, and regular show. At least they had some elements that some adults would find amusing. MLP is plan opposite, its for young girls. A "normal" adult male would cringe at watching this..
So, I tried /b/. But MLP is really man babies and autistic retards.
>>550877518
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IqDF7YSCDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoW_2e0xtUQ&feature=youtu.be
A buddy of mine literally JUST uploaded this , i instantly knew i had to share it with you guys
also, check my 2
>>550902369
I did the same. Didn't get it.
Feast your eyes on this nostalgia gem of cringe
>>550901357
dude got cancer
>>550886257
I've got some bad news for you...
>>550880480
it's just a couple of cool guys having a good time :^)
>>550888574
wat?
beta is a bitch nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-JX89O4wA
>>550902590
I know, such a shame; he was alpha as fuck
>>550896203
BALLORIG MOTHERFUCKER!
bumping and contributing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIxsn0pvRbM
>>550902653
dat ID
ALL FUCKING CAPS
>>550878994
Yeah but he has potential though. He can be broken out of that phase.
>>550880037
Goddamn, best shit in a long time...
>>550877518
https://facebook com/itsalmost420
This faggot.
This is the worst fucking thread I have ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6TI_RZjUSk
>>550902369
well as a fan of animation I liked watching mlp for its simplicity and innocence. You just get a meal, turn on an episode and after 20 minutes you succesfully wasted some time.
Also the show gets too predictable since they rely on pre approved child cartoon plot writing about in the middle of season 2, its when the first director left. So I really just recommend watching season 1.
>>550887576
7/10
http://www.facebook com/ernestosatashini
TIS NOW A SHARKY THREAD
>>550902369
I like the show, it's decently written, it's properly animated, it's a fun show as cartoons for kids go. Well I only saw the first season and the 1st ep of the 2nd season.
It just doesn't cross my mind to go all creepy pedo furfag on it.
The thing is, I don't really believe bronies sincerely "like" the show as such. It's like it "touches" them in their special pedo spot which triggers them to want to corrupt it's innocense and of course the whole world has to be confronted with it.
I mean, really, what's wrong with a wholesome good old cartoon for kids? I know, its for little girls and not for men, but you can still.. appreciate the craftsmanship, or something?
Being a brony is just 90% about yelling FUK U MOM N DAD U DONT EVEN KNOW ME in a pony costume with a dragon dildo up your ass. The whole subculture is just rotten. Some people just think it's a good piece of animation.
>>550890668
This is hilarious.
>>550902447
> no fun allowed
why are you even on /b/ if you are so high above this kind of thing?
seriously.
>>550880480
That's....t-terrifying
>>550903920
easy there champ
Story as told to me by friend on IRC about 10-15 years ago:
>meet girl online
>talking for a couple of months
>drive across the state to meet her at mall
>she shows up with her parents
>... and her wheelchair
>mfw I didn't know she was in a wheelchair
>mfw parents go around mall with us and sit next table over in food court
>gradually stop talking
>guess she lived too far away
fresh
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elzTse2nwcw
>>550880480
How insanely satisfying it would be to just lock all the doors then open up on that crowd with a minigun.
God damn that feels good to think about.
>>550898994
This is golden lol
>>550894769
tfw modern science began in the middle east.
>>550880036
That "Bulma"
Jesus christ
>>550890668
Just as bad as what the pop "singers" put on the market these days.
>>550902936
Pic related. It's what that video is.
>>550889550
I absolutely love the fact we're now using this as a reaction image.
>>550885794
Got any more of this kid? Its entertaining as fuck because I think he's british, but he's whining in that american elliot rodgers style. Fascinating.
>>550897618
>oh god I can't decide who's the worst
In the words of Slavoj Zizek: "They are both worst".
>>550888574
This is true. Infact, beta is most normal people, these guys are more like omegas.
And what we call omegas are basically uncatergorized, they wouldnt survive in a pack.
>>550888672
Fuck off I wear black shoes with lime or yellow laces.
>>550880480
Do furries all have characters with names, and do things like elaborate narrative play-sex? Seems fun. Not into the furry fetish, but I could put on a suit and have adventures.
>>550881527
I bet it smells like urine-soaked wood shavings one might find at the bottom of a hamster's cage.
>>550901784
mule kick it
>>550899459
Explain?
I get the bit about the species ending, but how does it relate?
Occam's razor, I think the special snowflake explanation is much better.
>>550902369
adventure time seems to be written with an older audience as well as little kids deliberately in mind
>>550902729
>>550877518
all the faggot needs to do is shave the porn stash and get a haircut and he would look good
>>550888672
fuck you /fa/ggot
>Black t-shirt
>Leather or hunter jacket
>Cargo pants, both regular and combat
>Combat boots
>red or white arabian scarf
>shaved
>>550880480
Then they have sex with each other. They probably get laid more often than any trap-jerking-off-to faggots in a beta thread. Ain't even mad, just saying. It's their fetish thing and they close down entire hotels just to have giant fur-fag orgies.
i will post what i got.
this girl pretends to have a justin bieber boyfriend on her bf
making pictures like these and the fake account thats her boyfriend replies to her
kinda sad how she doesnt know it and think they are dating
>>550885619
You're only beta if you let yourself be beta.
Get your alpha on, dude.
>>550888545
Kid's got a point though.
>>550902936
not cringe but funny as fuck
>>550907182
guess what? this isnt tumblr, fuck off
>>550901784
Gently flick the tip of my tongue across the slit until it grows to be semi-erect, then insert that beautiful specimen deep into my throat to cover it with my juices as I gag, and ram my asshole against the fence as he stimulates my prostate until his hot seed fills my anus. I would deny myself an orgasm.
>>550888574
> Beta is used mainly to describe a person who are unable to function normally in a social setting
And this motherfucker can't even answer a phone.
>>550883865
>>550887402
ikr
i can feel it seep into me
>>550895238
kek
Some OC for you /b/ros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh1M8b6D0JE
>>550901847
Dear God, so downsy
>>550896203
idk, the fact that I'd barely fit crawling through that and the balls are much lighter than I remember, kinda ruined ball pits for me. I should have just left it as the paradise I thought it was as a kid.
>>550900180
>but i do smoke cuban cigars
lul
>>550886425
4chan banner?
>>550900541
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVWx4p_qZI
this is the same guy who did the "i'll show you how to eat a girl out" video isnt it.
>The man on the train stop was small
>waiting for his train
>then he heard cho choing
>he saw a blue figure come down the rails
>it was Thomas the Tank Engine
>Come on small man you don't want to be late for your meeting
>the man came aboard
>shovel my coal into the fire and we'll go on an adventure
>the man shovels coal into the fire
>at a warped speed Thomas cho choed into a rainbow land
>the two were at the top of a rainbow then
>the man saw a chair appear
>Thomas tells the man to sit in the chair
>the chair suddenly straps the man's arms and legs to its arms and legs
>Thomas tells the man that MLPs are going to rape him
>the man cries
>Thomas bursts up some smoke and blows it towards the man
>the man feels better
>the magical ponys come and rape the man.
>blood is all over
>Thomas reassures the man everything will be okay
>the man cries
>the man starts to grow hooves and a tail
>he starts turning into a fat MLP
>your one of us one of the other pony's say
>Thomas says to the man everything will be okay
>Thomas travels back to the train station
>Everyone is happy
>>550901847
CONGRATULATIONS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM