Anyone have any ban screenshots, these are fucking hilarious

bump for interest

>>550856268
first funny one

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>>550856073
top kek bumping sadly don't have any to contrib00t

>>550856136
Lol

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>>550856073

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>>550856073
2

>>550856073
...wonder where the pictures are

>>550857734
i see those threads pop up daily

How as that pic of a guy b& for posting a video of a guy twerking?

>>550858751
Epic ban

>>550858273
Loli & R34 threads yeah, but for some reason they have an issue when it's that particular cartoon character.

>>550858592
WTF you get ban for raids now? and for Doxing?
What has b come to

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ugh got this some time ago

>>550859228
what did you post kek

>>550859295

huh

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My second last one.

I remember there was a screenshot of a ban that says "Posting images of child models with mustaches drawn on them still counts as child pornography"

/b/ was so clever back then

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>>550859423

>>550859423
What did you post to get you banned asshole

>>550858906
In other words: Fuck all the other children in the neighbourhood, I don't give a shit, but lay one finger on my daughter and I'll cut you up into little pieces and feed you to my dog.

>>550859492
Yep, it's a shitty double standard.

>>550859717
Lol nice mate

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>>550859159
Actually I just repeated the government name of a camgirl that was posted in an earlier thread.

>>550858751
this is by far the most epic one.
whoever did it, i worship you.

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OC. I don't even remember.

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i had one where i was double banned from /sp/ but i deleted it a while back.

i need to look for my other good ones but until then here is a shit one.

>>550859749
Got a ban for ban evasion once too, because I restarted my router for some other reason.

>>550860092
in my case,yes.my router automatically resets every night for 1 second and i get a new IP.
every ban i get vanishes within one day and i don't even have to do anything

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Was banned in /tv/ for posting in a thread about the new Annie movie, that it wasn't believable that a nigger would be the most wealthy & powerful man in America. Still don't know why I was banned, since I stayed ontopic.

>>550860067
Fucking janitors.

>>550858592

IP: 72.48.30.186?

chateen com/ JoinOPPls

get in here

>>550860191
That /sp/ janitor is always banning me for posting nudity and tfw threads.
Measly little cunt, always uses the same excuse too

>>550859717
Fuck this shit, seriously.

>>550859492
> green anon man raping tumblr girl
pic please

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>>550860114

>>550860238
Dynamic IP FTW

>>550860310
Might have been. I notice a lot of the IP's I go with are already banned here. Which gives you an idea of what I'm using.

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>>550860598

>>550857734
ok, Obvious here, I'm not sure anybody noticed this but they're sexualizing yotsuba right there...

remember when the mods used to do funny shit instead of suck ass at their jobs and be faggots?

>>550861027
No, we all started coming here post-2011.

>>550861117
>implying this website even existed back then

I got banned for post a link to the controversial section of mless
it was for like 30 days

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>>550859608

>>550860092
If you have a dynamic ip.
Might take a few hours for some routers.

>>550863390
>sorry, I didn't know
kek

>>550863390
>ERROR days from now
kek

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Made a mistake with my IP. Was unbanned in a few mins

>>550863803
you are a faggot

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>>550863390
>Sorry, I didn't know

>>550860687
No what are you using?

>>550856073
I am curious now. I wonder if anyone has those images still.

>>550860267
how about you dont put a giant box of shit over the ban text?

>>550858751
funniest part was when i read the top banner after the ban report

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Fuck /soc/

>>550866127
Can't insult someone on fucking 4chan. Jesus fuck

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>>550860583
I'm moot and I'm a huge faggot

>>550867063
>>550867118
Wow, quite a pathetic mod if you ask me.
>being this serious over some tits on the internet

>>550866382
Different board, different rules.

>>550867780
Fuck you. leave.

>>550867995
nigger 4chan is 4chan.
The only reason he got banned was that someone got pissy, that person knew a janitor, who knew a mod.
its corrupt and bullshit. This website is going to hell and there is nothing any of us can do about it.
can't wait to be banned for this.

>>550867780
Tits are serious biz man

>>550868150
You can always go to 7chan

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>>550867780
nobody asked you
go fuck yourself with a cactus
summerfag

>>550868546
But that would be "dealing with it" and dealing with something is the first step to changing it.

>>550868789
fuck me,not changing it. accepting it. my mistake.

>>550868150
>nigger 4chan is 4chan.

>hurr evry bord is /b/!

Kill yourself

>>550863803
>/v/
>/b/
Ewwww.

>>550858751
Wasn't this WTS?
l

>>550868995
Never said that. all im saying is that its ridiculous that nowadays you can get banned for saying "hamplanets" on /soc/

>>550868546
7chan is actually much more uptight about rules and has pretty awful mods.

>>550869172
/soc/ rule 5
>Do not stalk or harass any users. Be civil to camwhores.

Theres a reason you can be a dick to them on /b/ but no there. It has always been this way.

>>550869352
How is that harassing. It was one post, one. that hardly qualifys for harassing.

>>550869268
saw someone get banned for saying he was from 4chan

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>>550868018
>>550868470
I get all the lulz about receiving tits and stuff after begging for it and make her do it. But being like this is:
1) it takes the fun away in trying to make her post tits
2) way too fucking pathetic, as mod being, to act like this for a pic of 240p tits.

>>550868612
>nobody asked you
Neither did anybody ask you.
>pic related
>filename related
Please... Stop being this newb.

>>550869693
But was the ass fat?

>>550870563
It's the same amount of traffic just that kids can be on any time of day now

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>>550869693
seems like a fat bitch got cut,
you think fat bitches would be a little...
thicker skinned.

>>550856073
WANT PICS

>>550859228
I got perma for this, this morning. I said something stupid but not ban worthy

i want to live again!!!

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>actually receiving a ban
dynamic ip 4 lyfe

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>>550856136
Wow, I wonder if this autist stalked anybody else that only a group of retards would know?

>>550871080
nice

>>550859535
But it's not CP. Only 4chan claims that just to lock out pedophilia.

>>550860067

WHat was the name ?

>>550872915
i would

>>550873112

mods plox

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>>550872915
You can't bang a cartoon autismo

>>550873717
ano-
heaven, those girls werent gonna succed in life anyways

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>>550872915
Yea

>>550870563
>newb
oh my god the reddit alien just came through my moniter

>>550873717

What if I uploaded mah brains into a pc ?

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anyone remember?

>>550873917
They probably think you can bang cartoons.
Naw-they're not THAT retarded

>>550874183
Okay now I need your help.
I have to write a log about how I did it at work this week.
Problem is, I dont want to.

>>550874393
Just write it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

>>550874739
>filename
oh good I thought you were a newfag for a moment
>>550874795
thanks man

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>>550860092
i saw the original, was fucked up
not that funny
8/9000

>>550875028
>>550875107
you're just posting stuff you found on knowyourmeme

>>550875107
wat<

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>>550874845
I never claimed that was oc, retard.

This however is my mine, this is what happens when 3 mods ban you at the same time.

>>550875306
Newfag.

>>550875063

close enough 4me

>>550856136
>Moot
>capital M

Now I can't even pretend to believe this shit

>>550875193
Nope. I just posted two images I found worthy of saving from source I don't remember, but definitely not kym

>>550874121
le

>>550874393
That was the first actually "random" post, in years

>>550875338
shut up i ben here for a few weeks now

>>550860078
It was WTS.

>>550875438

oh no its ID heaven again, fucking cunt

>>550875443
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no 8

>>550875313
>retard.
THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT YOU DICK

>>550858751
truly 10/10

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>>550875615

where are the mods when you need em

does orange text still work<

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>>550856073
Here's one that happened to me.

orange text get<

>>550875796
Hah

>>550867780
thats not what its about you dickwit

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>>550875672
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC VAGINA

>>550875909
Well duh, Avatar isn't anime.

>>550876058
I WAS NOT

>>550875586
Putting sage in the email field turns your ID into "Heaven."
Enjoy the rest of your first day here

Pls ban me forma day mods i need to get away

>>550866127
Mod is obvious lardball holding his armflaps back with elastics while he types

orange text like a pro.<

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>>550876149
Here, save this and post it on a blue board.

>>550876098

fucking fag was just repeating a lame old joke

>>550876098
>oh my god he fell for it
How's YOUR first day?

>>550872915
most def
also, I'm moot and I'm a big niggerjew

hurhurhurhur

>>550876263
>>550875974
>>550875903
>>550875306
thats enough guys candleja-

Redtext exists too, I've seen redtext before but i don't know how to do it

>>550876293
Don't let your teacher catch you browsing

>>550876418
candlejack. It was never funny, only autistic

>>550876447
this is one of my personal favorites, to bad its probably fake

>>550876565
niggas<

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>>550863390
>Sorry, I didn't know

>>550876565
did you really need to say "candlejack."

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>>550874507
some faggot mod just short-banned me for reposting someone else's ban message in this thread.

>>550875107
Top keks.

>>550859678
Pretty much

>>550876282
Lets do it! See you guys later,(this is going to be lulzworthy)

>>550876645
>gross
explain this to me, ive gotten it before

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>>550857604
Well, would you band Yotsuba?

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Just look at her little lolipuss
yummy

>>550875107
testing<

>>550876793
Janitors are tyrants brother.

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The cool kids told me to do it...! I dont even own a console!

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>>550872915
he got b&

>>550875369
idk about the screen shot
but i was in the thread
somebody did stalk moot and record it

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>>550876282
>Delivared

>>550877162
no, they're cock-sucking niggers

>>550876989
"gross" is something that is repulsive

>>550872915
mods be nice to me please

Implying<

>>550860114
I got the same once too

>>550877287
>inb4 b&

>>550867480
moot pls

>>550877303
b& related though

>>550875107
>damn son<

Jesus shit there's a cp storm in here.

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>>550860114
must have been the same faggot mod

>>550877287
>>550876282
Well, don't let me do this alone faggots

>>550858751
>Logging in as a Mod to avoid being banned.

Have to call ballshit

>>550877287
joined your thread
not the janitor guy though

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>>550877302
We were lied to when we were told they couldn't ban.
Any three day ban is a janitor.

>>550877476
damn son<

>>550877574
that ban is so fake it isnt even funny

>>550877574
>implying l33t hax4r skillz arent easy

>>550859694
>>550859907
requesting repost!

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>>550877574
Yeah it is a fake

>>550877587
Same, I need a good break.

>>550877256
>s (ID: MlgOv/ly) 06/12/14(Thu)15:13:30 No.550876058 ?
>>>550876096
>File: gaymod.png (90 KB, 566x462)
lost it

>>550877587
>at least he drives stick

Really lost my shit there

>>550856073

I was banned for 3 days for promoting a raid on /mlp/ before. I was banned on /a/ for raiding twice too and once for flaming/ trolling a user.

>>550877083
it seems I'm immune from bans

>>550877754
what?

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>>550876689

>>550877718
>not knowing how password phishing

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>>550877617
yeah, it said in the link that a 15-minute ban is put in place when a janitor makes a b& request. fucking retard should've checked the filename of the image, it's obvious i downloaded it from a ban thread yesterday.
pic related: the janitor in question
LURN2READ, FAGGOT

still banned?

>>550877617
mods, janitors, and moot are lying faggots? who would have guessed

>>550877851
I've been banned like 10 times now, you're lucky

ive been banned from /vg/ so many times i cant count anymore

i love shit posting

>>550859520
>2 days 23 hours
kek

<code>[color="red"]red text fags[/color]</code>

>>550877771
that was me

>>550876661
>saggin

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>>550878474
FAIL FAGGOT

>>550878591
gj brah

>>550866127
>hamplanets
well fucking done

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>>550856073

<code>[color="red"]test[/color]</code>

>>550877553
for me to

>>550860583

When you could customize your post data for like a week or two like you can on some of the other boards I pretended to be Moot and some newfags believed me. I never got banned.

>>550878482
>those tabs
kek

Feels like the mods gave up banning me since i can easily evade, they just delete my posts.

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>>550878591
Im trying to get it semi on topic again..

>>550878104
They'll never get me, dude

>>550878657
>>>>>>implying that I care

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>>550878908
green text shows how mad u are faggot

>>550871080
Saying thicker sounds wierd.

>>550874121
Pretty sure I passed that thread when it happened. Seen funnier shit i guess, like mods putting the dancing cats all over the screen when you open the stickied thread

>>550877083
MAUDS MAUDS MAUDS MAUDS MAUDS
REPORT OTREPO PORPTRETT
Get v& ngr bstrd

>>550858751
>what is inspect element

>>550879308
my personal favorite was when they made /b/ upside down and plastered with the british flag

shit was halarious

>>550876282
you already did post it on a blue board
>2001 + 14 - 1
>still using yotsuba over yotsuba blue
sure is summer in here

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Poor anon.

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>>550878889
>got back

>>550870563
If 3 times as many posters reply to the stupid posts in the summer wouldn't traffic go up quite a lot?

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Now look at this fag

>>550879924
not moot

modz were cool once though it was many years ago

<code>[color="orange"]Orange Text fgt<[/color]</code>

>>550877476
Top fucking lel.

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meanwhile at chickun infinite threads

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>>550876214
Screencapped this one via mobile one morning.

>>550880345
>5 PM
>morning
?

>>550880583
You must be some kinda stupid to use that shit quality bait

>>550880770
I'm truly sorry but what the fuck are you saying? Are you offended or something? If so, I'm sorry. I did not mean to offend you.

>>550879571
/b/ stickies make my day everytime
I remember the huge cross board sticky, something like 40000 replies, Christian Bale was the OP image

ur mum
>>550880770

>>550880583
Well, guess it wasn't morning then, I can't remember the time from the goddamned thumbnail.

>>550868150
>>550868546
Or lainchan

>>550880982
I reiterate. You are either a complete retard who doesn't understand timezones, or a shit tier troll with low quality bait.

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>>550881047
>good times

>>550881217
ur mum ur mum ur mum>>550881047
>>550880982
>>550880770

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>>550867780
>being this fucking new

die in a fire, you cancerous fucking newfag.

its not about the tits.

its about shaming attention whores.

if you are a female and NOT an attention whore, you nn post tits. you are just femanon.

but when you let an attention whore get away without posting tits, but you still feed her attention, then all of us suffer as a result of your stupidity.

seriously fucking kill yourself tho.

not even mad, just have a desire to improve the earth, one dead idiot at a time

>>550881328
5 PM is when people usually GET OFF WORK
It has nothing to do with timezones, also he replied >>550881269

>>550880982
Nigger did you just apologize on /b/? You must be like King Beta or some shit.

>>550881513
That and who the fuck remembers what they did 2 years ago

>>550881541
I'm in a nice mood today

>>550881513
u no wot? i don giv a shit bout ur ghey ass problems m8. jus cos u blow ur dad for poket moni dusnt meen i need to lisen 2 u wine abowt urself on this fukken thred

>>550881639
HE JUST SAID HE TOOK IT ONE MORNING WHY ARE WE FIGHTING OVER THIS
Jesus christ /b/ you never fail to dissapoint me in how many retarded argumentations there are.

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>>550856203

>>550881881
>>550881647
>Nice mood

>>550881989

whos that fuckin ugly bitch?

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>>550881881
I was agreeing with you

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>>550881289
>lainchan
>mfw

>>550882071
filename.jpg

>>550882071
lrn2filename you utter cunt

>>550860886
where ?

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>>550875107
>tfw no more W.T. Snacks

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>>550879308
Here's my screencap of this btw

>>550882056
you ruined it

>>550882156
>>550882158
faggots he can be on mobile

>>550882719
Then nametag, plus look at what the pic was a reply to. Don't defend him.

>>550882719
then he should get a big boy computer. for big boys

any special reason you're interested in whiteknighting him?

>>550856073
it's legal except for the rape pictures so where are they?

>>550882865
bloody bogan
>>550882882
me cock told me to

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>>550867780
go back to tumblr

>>550881989
>se
>oole

so since only the P of Poole is cut off.. it would seem the first name is fairly short as well.

my guess would be elise

lets see if calling moots mom "elise poole" will get us banned.

if so, then it is confirmed as true

>>550860267
im only on b and sometimes /pol/ and /k/ is it really not allowed to be racist outside of /b/?


thats a suppression of free speech

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>>550856073

>>550867480
seems legit, moot is known to be a faggot

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>>550876105

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>>550883436
>thats a suppression of free speech


>>550883631
>wearing tutus
>have a tripcode of #FAGGOT
no shit?!?!?

he seemed to be the quintessence of heterosexuality to me

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>>550884924

>>550885083
Shrek is so anonymous right now