God is kill.

>>550760017
We all are.

>>550760017

Well done OP.

Well done.

>Clap Clap Clap

>>550760017
shitstorm incoming

>>550760017
no

Op is a fag

you'll all give me money

>>550760017
I knew it!

OP is fag, yet is also omniscient.

I've never had my first kiss or a girlfriend.

Milhouse = a meme.

no no

>>550760017
The Holocaust never happened.

God is real

>>550760457
top kek

>>550760457
I love you.

>>550760017

That's rather vague, if that is an absolute truth, It could mean any number of things.

anal sex is mandatory in every sexual encounter, consensual or not, in both ways

>>550760457
wut

This statement is false.

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>>550760457
>>550760457
>>550760457

>>550760457

Here it is, gents.

Vaginas are actually wings that expand when needed.

>>550760017
no

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>>550760457
You and OP.

I'm not a virgin. I fondled a deer once, and I'll do it again.

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>>550760017

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>>550760017
>>550760517

We do not exist

All who post ITT are faggots.

>>550760517
and nobody gives a fork

I want to be a little girl

>>550760457
There you have it, guys.

This is false.

>>550760590

Well done.

Shake that thing.

>>550760576
rereolloing

>>550760017
Jigoku Shoujo lives.

Whenever I go to my brother's place where his girlfriend lives, I steal her panties (clean ones) dump a massive load in them, and put them right back in her drawer. I'm pretty fucking sure she knows, but never said anything. Since i've been to college, she finds any reason to invite me to stay at their place for break.

The real reason Government hasn't gotten shit done in the past few years is because they've been having orgies.

Niggers are master race and all whites hail from Slavs.

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>>550760590
Look what your post ended in.

>>550760590
Lawl. Reconfirmed.

>>550760590

You rolled a 0... That is an absolute lie. Yet you speak the truth?

I'm a girl

moot is my father

>>550760457
By all means, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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>>550760457
My worldview =Shattered

Fags are gay

>>550760967

TITS OR GTFO

>>550760967
Holy shit, does this mean a femanon found a way to transcend The Rules?

>>550760517
This is a lie

>>550760720
do you!? do you REALLY!?
Also, Kazakstan is greatest country on earth, Borat is king of /b/

>>550760967
meh

>>550760967
your id says kyle you fucking liar

You can't cork the Borque, ever.

>>550760017
/b/ - 1
god - 0

>>550761141

No she must still post tits with timestamp, nothing trumps this rule, not even universal truths.

>>550760947
fuark

>>550761054
You're gay.

>>550760947
brain is mush now
reconfirming

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Zyklon-B did nothing wrong and Hitler wasn't lethal in the alleged doses.

>>550760967
Tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>550760967

don't know many girls named kyle. Especially not many named kyleXYVk.

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>>550760967
>I'm a girl
>kyle

I am moot

>>550760017
Debian XFCE is the master OS.

>>550760517
>>550760017


God is real and he is kill..
I doubt we'll notice the difference.. It's not like God prevents all the horrible shit happening in the world lol amirite fellas

David Liebe Hart will be our spiritual leader into an era of prosperity and peace.

>>550760457
My grandfather died in the holocaust from laughing so hard at all the jews he was killing, now I wonder if my grandma was just some faggot lier.

God is imaginary

>>550761316
But don't the rules exist to prove that someone claiming a femanon is indeed really a femanon?

MOOT! WE NEED YOUR JUDGEMENT ON THIS!!!

>>550760017
Driver was an alcohol.

She asked for it.

>>550760091
OP is insatiable for the kek

>>550760017
moot will post in /b/read

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I will delete System 32

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>>550761674

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>pic

>>550761750
Well, looks like I'm a rapist

>>550761750
That's a lie, no i didn't.

>>550761830
What did your post end in again?

>>550761750
dont they always though

>>550761887
top kek

Nothing is wrong or illegal

Double confirmation, good job

this is a lie

MUH DIK

The cake is a lie

Rape is funny

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

Every anon above is a fag.

My dick is big and i'm not fat.

i fucked op's mom

rollin
I do not have to post a pic

I´m not gay

I am Moot

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There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
Israel will fall to the power of Islam, and all that get in Allah's way shall fall.

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>>550760967
Dat ID

Nothing is unmoral

>>550761887
lol guess so

Jesus was a really good rapper

I fucked op's mom
lel

>>550761750
>>550762070

Damn now I feel really bad.

>>550762337
Oh shit.

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>>550761750
>>550761887
Fantastic. Truly Phenomenal.

As for the truth or lie, Milhouse is a meme

I'm a crack fiend

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>>550760517
>>550760457
>>550760017

WHAT IS THIS

>>550762414
kek

/b/ is kill.

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Posts ending in 7s are lies, posts ending in 0s are turd.

Op is a faggot

>>550761750
>>550761887
God fucking dammit, I'm going to jail

Time is an illusion created by our minds to prevent everything happening at once.

>>550762520
a lie apparently

op is a fagget

>>550762563
I'm a turd

I'm going to get a blowjob from a girl named Whitney tonight.

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>>550762030
>>550762070
>>550762210
fags, and i only looked at posts ending in 7 or 0, unless they were a reply to one of those posts

I eat my own smegma

>>550762643
I'm laughing so hard right now, thankyou rapist

Hitler did nothing wrong

I am king of /b/

People ITT deserve to die

>>550761396
One off. Reconfirming.

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I love Louie

>>550762723
gif related will never happen to me.

>>550762723

sauce pls

I, Jordan am god of 4chan; bow before my power Moot!

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>>550760457
>>550762967

>>550762967
hahaha winrar super edgy you guys!!!!

>>550762967
Duh, because he did nothing. Are you new to this thread?

There is no 'summer' just over sensitive /b/tards.

I prefer anal.

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>>550760457
>>550762967

OH YES!

a nigger stole my bike

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>>550760517

God WAS real.

He is kill

Flying Spaghetti Monster is lord and savior
all who defy him shall burn for eternity in hot pasta sauce.

You all owe me money

>>550763167
It would appear so.

This post ends with 7

Milhouse is a meme.

>>550760967
>kyle
>I'm a girl

Yep, better tell your parents. Sir.

Sex is only meant for reproduction.

>>550761830
Except it isn't.

>>550761714
No, actually that rule exists to justify women's need to clarify that they are women online, that way they have given back to the 4chan community for being attention whores.
Check mah 7.

>>550760017
OP is a faggot

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This post does not end in 7.

>>550760017
OP can inb4 but only if evens are rolled

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Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

4chan is cancer

I hate my brother

Moot browses 9gag

I perform missionary for the sole purpose of procreation.

Hitler is now true god as he has killed old god

>>550762450
>>550762450
Milhouse is a meme.

this time.

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>>550763609
How do you explain this, OP?

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>>550762337

From this day forth, op is not a faggot.

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Borat is King of /b/

Xbox One > PS4

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>>550760967
No kyle, I'M the fairest maiden in all the land.

>>550763827
Holy fucking shit
with all else in this thread.

>>550763843
No, he's not.

OP is the most inspirational girl I have ever met.

>>550760017
op is a fag

mexico wins fifa world cup

>>550764029
>>550764029
nillor

>>550760017
the game is a lie

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Hitler Never Died

>>550764071
Belgium will win the World Cup.

The US economy is the strongest economy

>>550760947
>>550762967
>>550763827
All these fucking Hitler 7s

>>550762070
God dammit Ross

Summer is here.

>>550763970
Wait

Guys Millhouse is apparently a meme.

>>550763827
Oh my

i like my girl friend

>>550764407
"milhouse is not a meme" is the meme

I molested my cousin in her sleep on multiple occasions

>>550764407
Confirmed

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Osama never died

>>550764539
Wrong. Millhouse is actually a meme.

>>550760017
Obama is actually Hitler covered in pudding

I really just want a Hitler related 7.

>>550764610
The fuck you don't

>>550764591
milhouse might be a pseudo-meme

I'll get a gf in the coming months

R-right?

>>550760017
i am virgin

>>550763970
You fool! What have you done?

I have a vagina

>>550764605
That's a lie!

>>550764407
"Apparently"

>>550764684
MILLHOUSE IS MEME.

>>550764573
he did die

>>550764610
Or I don't I guess.

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Bruno is straight

>>550760017
op is an faget

People only read posts that end in 0 or 7 and scroll through the rest.

>>550764790
?????

Obama is actually Vladimir Putin's clone in disguise.
>this captcha
>implying I didn't win even if I didn't get 7

>>550764847
Well, it's proven folks. Nothing to see here.

>>550764767
I've been a fool, that's what.

>>550764790
Not so apparent I guess. Hmm.
>>550764927
Okay what?

>>550760017
I studied hard today

Shrek is dreck

4chan is Reddit

>>550760017
Rollin

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Metal is the best genre.

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>>550764965
Forgot pic

Cunts fuck nigger clits shit ass faggot

Walle and Carmen are fucking whores and sluts

>>550760017
I closed shut, the jaws,

Of Oblivion

0 is actually the truth and 7 the lie

I just rolled a 0.

I can't roll a 7

>>550760017
The NSA's secret program PRISM is not real, it's just something obama made up to troll child pornographers.

>>550760017
Hillary Clinton will not be the next president of the United States.

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Trap is the best Genre

>>550765061
le epic getsauce anon!

how do i into darkchan!?!?

I will wake up as a six year old girl tomorrow morning.

Op is gay.

4Chan is the worst website known to man

I didn't roll a 7.

>>550760017
elliot rodger is still alive

She thinks about me

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Lurockz is the niggest

i'm moot

>>550765880
God fucking damn it.

>>550760017

Bush and Jews did 9/11

GGOREO is the worst league player known to man

>>550765969
I must know, if yes I will continue on my quest for vagina. If not, I return to worshiping shrek fulltime.

hitler did nothing wrong

>>550766026
You will wake up as a six year old girl with cancer and 3 days to live tomorrow.

Deep inside we're all faggots in some way.

>>550766113
Shrek or vagina, what'll it be?

Barack Obama is a Muslim terrorist

>>550766193
;_;

Anon, how could you tempt fate like that?

>>550765910
>>550764847
So OP is a straight faggot?

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>>550763956
No, I am.

Russia will launch 5 nuclear missiles directly at Washington in 15 minutes.

There isn't going to be another 7 in this thread

(if i get a 7 this will be the last)

>>550760017
I will become a rich fag

>>550766386
OP is a straight bundle of sticks.

>>550766291
Close to shrek. MUST KNOW.

I AM your god.

>>550762687
So girls are turds?

>>550761272
lel'd

>>550766363
You'll wake up as a 6 year old girl but with a dick, tomorrow.

I'm pretty sure that all the 7's except mine don't count and that the only numbers that are absolute truths after this one are Mauve

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all niggers are gay

Illuminati is real.

>>550766540
No you don't need to know. Liar.

>>550766564
Sure, why not

>>550766540
TO THE TEMPLE OF SHREK I RUN.
Shrek is love, shrek is life.

>>550766597
o-ok...

Hitler was okay i guess

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I'm gonna have sex with Liz.

I have a lot of girls

>>550766597
well, fuck.

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>>550766386
If 7, everything in this thread will be disregarded and no other 0's or 7's count.

>>550766687
Well… start the incantations.

>>550766594
This is actually true.

>>550766687
SHREK IS LOVE.
SHREK IS LIFE.

this post does not end in 7

the mind of turtle is a cool movie

>>550760017
I will become a rich fag, rerolling, fuck

>>550766820

Great you broke the fucking system you fucktard

>>550766820
wait...

>>550766594
This happens, and I wake up in YcT6yTEP's bed because he is now my daddy.

>>550766759
She'll chop off your penis.

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>>550766820
WHAT?!?!?!?

My waifu loves me

>>550766820
Lies. It does end in a 7.

But then that means... it doesn't..
but then it does.

but doesnt

oh... OH GOD

>>550766787
IT IS TRULY PROVEN.

>>550766597
wtf I'm not a girl, nor am I a turd anymore?!?!?! Fine.

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Milhouse is now a meme.

There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish.

>>550760017
I'll become a rockstar

>>550766987
TRIPLE PROVEN

>>550763874
Technically he is correct

>>550766687
>>550766787
>>550766987
>All end in 87

>>550766936
>that ID
shut up, COKGOS

I am Hitler reincarnated

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>>550766540
>>550766687
>>550766787
>>550766987
>>550766987


>>550766987

Haitians are the nastiest of all dark skinned humans

I fucked your mothers

Cut dicks are way better than uncut dicks.

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>>550767050

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>>550766820

>>550767115
>>550766597

get with the times

>>550767170
No I am

>>550767115
I AM BLESSED BY THE OGRELORD!

I die tonight

>>550767170
get out fag

>>550767212
Shrek has been with us all this time /b/ros...

niggers be trippin

Hitler did everything wrong.

This thread never happened.

>>550766820
w8 wut?

Girls prefer cut dicks to uncut dicks. #TRUTH

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198068256881/ You will gift me games

The game is no more

>>550767387
nope

>>550767212
GREETINGS MIGHTY OGRELORD!

>>550767387
no he didn't

your 7 is just an anomaly

>>550767367
>another 7

Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.

>>550766820
But it's too late because of.
>>550766597

Every liberal is brainwashed by kikes and their propaganda and they have no real thoughts of their own. Meanwhile conservatives are awesome and have big dicks / tight vaginas (depending on gender).

>>550767170
>>550767320
>>550767387
Awful lot of Hitler in here

>>550767502
You lie. He was totally wrong.

>>550767474
No, we won't.

>>550767528
My new 7 says otherwise.

my gf is attractive

>>550767170
>>550767320
Fuckin wannabes.

I'm the Anti-Christ incarnate.

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OP is a cocksucking faggot.

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>>550766759
reroll....COME ON

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Rape will be legal

>>550766479
Oh shit
>>550766490
Nope, DEFCON 5 guys

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This thread changes nothing

I will make soup

>>550767613
I am your GOD.

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who the fuck cares about number 7

Look at my fucking ID

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>>550767367

>>550767387
You sneaky jew

>>550767464
proves your iditoy
it's like say that guys prefer out lips to inside lips
it's just a motherfuckin opinion dude, grow up

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>>550767464

did... did you seriously just hashtag in 4chan?

>>550765090
You fucking liar.

>>550767792
Yes, he did.

everyone in this thread is now perma-banned

>>550764407
07 is paradox therefore cannot be.

>>550767710
So it changes the entire universe. Got it.

am i a faggot

>>550767710
so.....this thread changes everything

>>550767654
You can't reroll, faggot. That totally defeats the purpose of finding absolute truths/lies.

>>550767464
%TRUTH

>>550767613
No I am

>>550767884
Only last digit counts.

>>550767907
SH------

>>550767710
>>550767907
Mother of god

>>550767718
I'm sick so you will all take care of me

>>550767907
Confirmed.
WE ARE GOD.

>>550768057
We are wielding the power of Doge here

Christ is the son of a God and thus a God himself. Thus he is God. God killed his only son, thus Christ committed suicide.

>>550768017
>>550768057
>>550768127
Triple confirmed.
We can do anything

If you eat yourself, you will become twice the size you were instead of staying the same size.

>>550767718
Hey kyle

>>550766976
Oh shit, now we're in for a pile of crap.
Hopefully I will roll 0 and get us out of this.
In fact, I WILL ROLL 0

>>550768258
Can we?

moot PERISHES IN FLAMES TOMORROW AT NOON, EST.

Bear Grylls uses stunt-piss

I will win Powerball tonight

I wake tomorrow morning as a six year old girl, OP is my daddy, and he insists on keeping me in diapers and a crib.

>>550767026

reroll. Make this happen

You're all going to wake up as niggers tomorrow