Hello /b/. My name is Justin Joesph Vandling. And tonight, I

You got a camera set up?

How long do you think it'll be til someone finds you?

1. Why?
2. Why don't you stream it?

captcha: Hermes didaahr

>>550296873
Location?

>>550296873
Whats the livestream url?

Did you delete your browser history

What's your favorite way to prepare salmon?

You any good with recognizing dog breeds? It's tougher than I thought...

>>550296993
I do not.I live with my parents, so I have to go out into our polebarn and I have to be quiet as to not wake anyone up. They will stop me. But, I have everything prepped. Just have to go outside and do the deed.

>>550297151
>everything prepped
Awesome, whats the livestream url.

>>550296873
stream it
Give your belongings to the tree outside closest to your window.
Let that fucker have all the protection your life's wealth managed to be

>>550297151
Bait

>>550296873

Don't hang yourself, OP.

Just go on mass killing spree and go out with a bang.

> go out into our polebarn

Please be a strip club name...

>>550297006
Hopefully long enough for me to die.

>>550297014
No camera set up. I am sorry /b/ros.

>>550297031
Michigan.

>>550297123
Yes, yes I did ;)

>>550297130
I don't know ;-;

>>550297141
I am not, really.

>>550297151
Okay dude seriously why are you being a classic OP right now?

Why are you and what's your age and occupation?

>>550297321
people really need to stop suggesting that.

timestamp how your gunna killa your self

>>550297363
What town?
Write " I did it for the lulz" on yourself with sharpie.

>>550297282
>bait or not
Draw as many dicks on your body as you can, and on your stomach write "because I'm a huge faggot. -OP"

livestream yadda yadda
will not bump

>>550297363
>No camera set up.

well you obviously arent prepared. Kill yourself...oh wait.

>>550297405
/b is obsessed with serial killers. Do you really expect anything different?

>>550296873
Fuck me, what a cowardly cunt you are... Good riddance, another oxygen-thieving waste of a human will soon be gone, and the world won't give two shits.

Can you recommend me a great album?

>>550296873
Is that a picture of you?

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Fuck OP
Rate my caulk /b/

>>550297321
This go kill, you got nothing better to do

>>550297560
You just described every 70+ year old

Write "I Still Need Feminism" on your chest

at least stream it.. if you are a coward to end it this way then be brave in your last minutes and stream it

>>550297560
Yes I expect at least one person to suggest a free mass Ice Cream give away. Think about it, if youre going to die why not take as many people as you can out...out to Ice Cream.

>>550296873
Let us feast upon the delicious flesh of the newly departed, the sadness he felt only makes it all the more delicious!

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>>550297523
Gaddammit made me giggle

>>550296873
DONT
DO
IT
I LOVE YOU OP

well it has been over 5 minutes... just saying

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Times almost up.

>>550296873

Pslam 55:6

And I said, Oh that I had wings like a dove! for then would I fly away, and be at rest.
Don't do it OP

>>550297760
Now this guy i would share an nice cream with

>>550297739
Do it please OP
>>550297835

wait OP i think i have the same shirt

>>550297835
Go rape some bitch before hand.
At least die with a wet dick.

What was the straw that broke the camel's back?

>>550297835
livestream it op

>>550297835
Good op, now livestream it and share url. And have you considered my sugestion to take as many people out as you can to get Ice Cream.

Anybody google the dude that OP is claiming to be yet?

>>550297835
http://www.masoncountypress.com/2013/09/13/arraignments-as-of-sept-11-2013/
Same person?

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>>550296873
Don't kill yourself

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Goodbye guys. Stay you.

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>>550296873
<------
also https://this.spooks.me/

>>550298085
>The world is your oyster
every time

>>550297432
Bumping for this

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Don't do it. Things will get better. I have been close at times in my life, but I am very glad I didn't.

>>550298080
and is me.

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>>550298103
What's that creepy face behind you?

>>550297835
Dude you look like you get pussy all the time. Just cause you graduated high school doesn't mean you need to kill yourself. Just wait a couple years then do it after you've spread an STD to a massive amount of people...

>>550297835
Why do you want to do it OP? You look like a pretty cool guy btw, no homo

>>550298103
What is this, a picture for ants who can read backwards ?!?!

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confirmed for fake

>>550298103
Well OP at least set up a delay shot so we can see you hang. Do it for us.

>>550298038
Facebook: /ForeverABeta

>>550298264
Yeah OP, I'd suck your dick, no homo

>>550298103
Shell is really going to miss you being a cashier there bro. Glad you accomplished a lot in your life

dont do it buddy
your going to be missed by your folks
go out and create positive change in your life

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>>550298287
Good work anon. Cancer confirmed.

>>550298229
>
If you're gonna do it, do it quickly before this white knight faggots call the cops on yoi

>>550298563
>buddy

Don't act like you're friends ass hole

>>550298567
Damnit and I wanted him to take people out to get Ice Cream. Think about it, OP could have gone down as a really nice selfless faggot.

how are you going about it op? also i doubt you will

>>550298292
This, please OP

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>>550298346
>>550298229
Sending your dad a note mang.

>>550298815

Doing gods work anon

>>550298815
Kek'd

>>550298815
I keked

Abandon thread. OP bitched out.

>>550298815
NYPA

Clever rouse faggot.

>>550298815
Awesome.

>>550298815
Jealous Ex girlfriend detected

>>550298815
Instead send a note that just says "No matter what they tell you, it wasn't suicide, it was murder."

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>>550298815
lol report what he says back

>>550299391
implying OP's dad is going to on facebook in the middle of the night

>>550299391
he's not going to be awake in time for thread you stupid dipshit

>>550298815
send dad screenshots
also: might not actually be his dad. OP might be giving false identity trooling

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>>550296873

>>550298815

Nice.

hey infraraven

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>>550299294

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>>550298815
Ha! Yes

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>>550299920
Geez man

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Yes yes yes

>>550298736
...why am I such a fucking failure. I can't even fucking kill myself. fucking wow.

Im to much of a little fucking wanker. Fucking wow. Next time, Helium exit bag. Just need the money.

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>>550299920
>he was posting some really sexual photos and possibly cheese pizza

good work anon

>>550300190
kek

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Top. Fucking. KeK.

I guess this is the end... Vanilla ice cream for me

>>550300190
Eh, you tried. There's always next time.

>>550300190
As predicted OP is a fag, still, call the cops and send him to a white walled room for a couple days

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>>550300385
your dad has been messaged

>>550296873
Can you do it already so you stop shitposting?

>>550300385
Jesus. From Ludington? No wonder you're killing yourself. Move to a fucking metropolis you white trash piece of shit.

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I'm fucking rolling with molly joy man. Fucking losing it.

Status update!!

>>550300779
read the thread and ids fuckwit

>>550300385
God damn you piece of shit! Do it or just admit your a troll beta fuck!

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White knight trap or OP is pranking some kid named Justin Vandling?
You decide.

>>550300385
So... did you learn how to prepare salmon?

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>>550297363
can you give god or the devil or whoever is on the other side a message? tell them Taylor said "fuck her right in the pussy"

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I don't know how much later I'll be on but when/if his dad replies I'll make a thread about it.
Unfortunately with how Facebook works now it will go to his 'other' folder and a lot of old people are too stupid to check it asap

>>550300385
You'll go to hell if you kill yourself. Things will be infinitely worse and you can never escape. Please don't.

>>550300385
Bullshit. You were just blowing a load David Carradine style.

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>>550300907
I'm fucking waiting you stack of waffles!

>>550297835
Dyllan D?

>>550301247
Can't he just hang himself in Hell too?

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>>550301007
>ForeverABeta
Either way I don't feel bad about it even if OP is just playing a prank, because he picked this specific FB handle and anyone who self-identifies as a beta deserves kill. I thought it out or I would have never sent it.

>>550296873
>AMA
You should Kill yourself

>>550301531
the rope would set on fire

>>550300385
Fuck you OP. Fuck you for wasting our time.

>>550301995
That's not a question...

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>>550296873
Leave your webcam open so that we can see you cleanse the earth of your flesh and spirit and then download the stream and have a record of you doing so forever and ever...
Tasty Bait...

>>550302046
Wait, so a person in Hell can't kill themselves?

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>>550301708
>thinks kid deserves kill
>messages kid's dad to prevent kill
You are the worst kind of faggot.

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>>550302313
Even if the kid whose father I messaged isn't OP, with that kind of FB handle he might as well be the kid committing suicide.
It's too damn early in the morning for any typical father figure to be awake, he will just get the message hours later when kid is not kill. Kid gets punished or accuses OP of setting him up.

>>550302541
Either way post Op dad's reply on r/4chan (i know, i know) so we can see in the morning or whenever

>>550301339
>no syrup
I can't masturbate to this.

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>>550303027
I can

How fucked up do you think the person who finds you is going to be for the rest of their life?

>>550303252
Well since OP likely lives with is parents, asks his dad on fb lol

Come on guys,op is posting the name of someone he wants to be trolled and you fall for it and be his personal army. Nice b8

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~LDS/