Hello /b/. My name is Justin Joesph Vandling.
And tonight, I am going to hang myself. You have 5 minutes to AMA. then I'm going to go die.
I do not.I live with my parents, so I have to go out into our polebarn and I have to be quiet as to not wake anyone up. They will stop me. But, I have everything prepped. Just have to go outside and do the deed.
Hopefully long enough for me to die.
No camera set up. I am sorry /b/ros.
Yes, yes I did ;)
I don't know ;-;
I am not, really.
Yes I expect at least one person to suggest a free mass Ice Cream give away. Think about it, if youre going to die why not take as many people as you can out...out to Ice Cream.
11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Don't do it. Things will get better. I have been close at times in my life, but I am very glad I didn't.
Dude you look like you get pussy all the time. Just cause you graduated high school doesn't mean you need to kill yourself. Just wait a couple years then do it after you've spread an STD to a massive amount of people...
...why am I such a fucking failure. I can't even fucking kill myself. fucking wow.
Im to much of a little fucking wanker. Fucking wow. Next time, Helium exit bag. Just need the money.
>he was posting some really sexual photos and possibly cheese pizza
good work anon
I'm fucking rolling with molly joy man. Fucking losing it.
White knight trap or OP is pranking some kid named Justin Vandling?
can you give god or the devil or whoever is on the other side a message? tell them Taylor said "fuck her right in the pussy"
I don't know how much later I'll be on but when/if his dad replies I'll make a thread about it.
Unfortunately with how Facebook works now it will go to his 'other' folder and a lot of old people are too stupid to check it asap
I'm fucking waiting you stack of waffles!
Either way I don't feel bad about it even if OP is just playing a prank, because he picked this specific FB handle and anyone who self-identifies as a beta deserves kill. I thought it out or I would have never sent it.
Leave your webcam open so that we can see you cleanse the earth of your flesh and spirit and then download the stream and have a record of you doing so forever and ever...
>thinks kid deserves kill
>messages kid's dad to prevent kill
You are the worst kind of faggot.
Even if the kid whose father I messaged isn't OP, with that kind of FB handle he might as well be the kid committing suicide.
It's too damn early in the morning for any typical father figure to be awake, he will just get the message hours later when kid is not kill. Kid gets punished or accuses OP of setting him up.