selena gomez, what would you do if you had one night alone with her?
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sex
Who?
Ask her why the fuck her knees are so fucked up.
>>550100336
>>550100519
nice.
>>550100140
ask her about funny things the bieber did
Talk about the modern pop-music phase crossing society
>>550100140
first of all i would stick a hot potato in her butt. then when her asshole explodes i would like the wound and put a coke inside of her mouth while licking those cheesy nipples. after that i will slice her stomach, jump inside of her and would search for her liver with indiana jones.
>>550101235
lel
>>550100140
tickle her until she pee herself.
She make groan and struggle, followed by her precious juice flow out of her legs. Her soak jeans stick to her legs and I inhale deebly.
>>550101427
come on tell us what u would do to this piece of pumpkin pie
>>550100140
>>550100140
I might be insane, but i wouldn't fuck "leftover meat" from justin bieber.
How could you even think of fucking someone who was fucked by the biebs at some point?
Pure boner killing
>>550102130
cuz her pussy is still sweet as peaches
>>550100140
bump for more. are there any good photos of her naked? maybe just nipple,ass or vagina?
Anal, most likely.
>>550102326
that bulge is disturbingly big
>>550102487
ow lord. ow lord. thankyou. good work
Rape her, chain her up so that she may never leave, make her my sex slave, once she is completely obedient sell her body to others.
Ask her what it was like to suck Bieber's cock while I'm thrusting balls-deep into her.
She must be really hairy
>>550102694
wot?
>>550102487
Got any more of that?
I would have her suck my cock and eat out my asshole and videotape the whole thing and then threaten to put the video on the Internet unless she gives me $5 million and follow her to the ATM and make sure she gives it to me in cash
>>550100140
Play Monopoly, Chutes and Ladders, The Game Of Life or Payday. Then maybe watch some tv like sports or a movie.
cum way too fast
that's exactly what i would do
have sex with her
>>550102487
>>550102620
idk but there are some good fakes
>>550103219
lel
I'd ask her for more nudes to secretly get leaked.
like this one of her.
>>550102979
none as good
Make her shit on my chest, then I'll shit on her chest.
I would talk about how the laws of thermodynamics affect our universe.
>>550102554
yeah, like anybody could stick his funny-stick in her and thinks"oooh so peachy" NO! you would think" something is wrong" and your right because that bitch blowed bieber and her holes wrapped around his dicks... its like sticking your dick in one of biebers condoms after you clean one of his hotel rooms, very peachy indeed
>>550103296
Where's that from?
>>550103593
I don't think I've seen a more disgusting tongue. 0/10
>>550103329
>>550103663
winterfixers
>>550103663
the movie spring breakers.
>>550103652
You want some of Bieber's mighty shaft, admit it.
>>550100140
consensual sex in the missionary position
Probably cry about a lot of stuff, just like if i were to ever get an escort. Just saying, ive tried fantasizing about escorts and thats all that happens. And since its just one night it could be like it never happened.
>>550100140
I would have consensual sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose or procreation.
>>550103652
to each their own, friend
Ask her if she wants to watch netflix and then awkwardly spend the next three hours trying to comfortably and casually put my arm around her, the same as I do with every girl.
>>550100140
sell the night alone to some wealthy 75 year old
>>550100140
Everything and ALL of it!
>>550103731
>>550100140
Anal. Ask her how I join her friends In illuminati or I shit in her face, make her swallow it.then get her bank account dox, fake suicide, buy an island , live like a king with 13yo slut slaves on my dick daily
>>550100140
Hide the body.
>>550103857
maybe, but that isnt the point. The point is that you sweaty basement freaks really think that she could be a nice fuck or what ever but actually shes just a "lelftover" from JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BIEBER, which makes him way more attractive, popular and awesome than me and every single one of you, which is actually really depressing.
YOU will never be the first to fuck that peach, you would be laughed at by bieber because he was first, he was last, he was frantic
>>550104027
>>550103731
>>550103329
>>550102487
>bitelip.png
>>550103526
nice fake
>>550104550
Who gives a shit about her sexual history as long as she has no STDs? Virgin.
>>550104550
stfu kid, you're a basement dweller too, don't act higher than us you fucking faggit, no one cares if you don't want to have sex with her.
I'd fuck her sensless and tell that biebier sucking cunt to gtfo and bring me Ariana Grande instead, also tepe the sex for infinite profit.
Make her eat my ass
>>550100140
see if i could make her TINY FUCKING FACE fit her OVERLY LARGE HEAD
>>550104975
this plus justin prolly could do much damage anyway
fuck her right in the pussy
>>550103360
why did you delete the post mate
>>550105082
Fuck the living shit outta her.
>>550104550
>you sweaty basement freaks
pretty big talk for an obvious virgin
>>550100336
I want to make the fucks anon
>>550104975
>>550105246
>>550105082
you d-d-dont wont to understand wont you?
This has nothing to do with sex but with the fact that JB is better than you, than me, than everyone who ever steps upon this wicked website. Sadly i know. And: you will never experience a virgin selena gomez.
Saddest thing in history, i really cried when she and Justin became a couple.
Why him, why not me, why?
I even tried an hero but i failed. Selena must hate me because i could't do anything right.
AND THATS YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING PENDEJOS!!!!!!!!!
>>550106261
>d-d-dont
underage b&
>>550106032
me personally, i would probably cum on her face, then watch some game of thrones.(cum still on her face)
>>550106261
wtf are you on about now?
>>550100140
Missionary intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>550106261
why is he better than me he can't even sex a bitch good enough to keep her around. hell even the bitches i broke up with like the dick enough to come back for more every now and then.
Niggress tongue my anus
>>550107938
someone bump, keep thread alive
>>550105497
because no one responded. protip: it is her.
>>550108379
bump
aw yea
Moar fakes
>>550108478
post again and moar
Is there any pic of her in a one-piece swimsuit?
Steal a couple hundred bucks and get a prostitute. Seriously she ain't attractive.
>>550101427
Too many distractions. Revised.
>>550108478
i got it saved
>>550103360
no mole my friend
Get stoned as fuck and just chill probably. Even if we fucked nobody would believe me when I told them. I met Selena Gomez and we smoked a few bowls sounds somewhat conceivable. I met Selena Gomez and we fucked sounds 100% like you're full of all the shit.
>>550100140
make all sorts of pictures and sell them for dosh. she looks like a kid, not interested.
>>550108775
top kek, guy just go rekt
>>550108794
To him, its all about impressing his friends.
fucking sad really
>>550108794
So you wouldnt fuck her cos of what others may think
An hero now faggot
>>550108794
>timestamp while fucking
sharpie it on her back while doing le doggies
>>550109074
wow is that really her?
>>550109368
the nude? no
>>550108775
you do know that selfies are taken on reverse angles?.....her mole is under her hair.
>>550109093
Half the reason men have sex is to brag about having sex to other men (bonus points if you get that reference). I've had sex and it's all the same really (Better than jerking off, but not quite as good as being high), but I bet that bitch has some interesting stories to tell and I'd like to hear them.
>>550109540
no the blue dress lel
she looks better than I remember
>>550109770
lol, she grew up!
>>550110281
she knows
>>550100140
mah niggas,
love this li'l bitch
>>550108715
post it kthx
>>550100140
I came
>>550110548
she is quite the dick tease
Can someone make a dragonslayer thread?
>>550110762
understatement, my dick burns with the fury of a thousand VY Canis for her
i love armpits, i love selena yongomez...
id take all her dirty panties and brew a tea with it, i would enjoy evry single sip
>>550111084
more fakes?
I'd stick my schlong in the holes between her legs, what the fuck kind of question is this?
>>550111602
a loaded one...duh