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>be 18
>kind of a loser, definite betafag, not hopeless though
>virgin obviously
>kinda thin
>have sister year and a half younger than me
>sister’s best friend is named jenna
>jenna is the object of all of my fantasies
>10/10, brunette, emerald green eyes, voluptuous body, maybe c cup breasts, tan skin, no acne
>gorgeous face
>just being in her presence gets me excited
>too beta to talk to her
>she’s over at our house fairly often hanging out with my sister
>kind of just acknowledges me, never really says much to me other than a brief “hey”
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>>549854618
>parents tell us we can each invite a friend
>obviously jenna is coming
>like I said im a loser but I have a couple decent friends
>invite my one friend billy
>morning comes that we are departing
>billy gets sick that morning, can’t come
>too late to make other arrangements
>its just me, jenna, my sister, and our parents
>we are in the driveway loading the car
>jenna shows up, gets dropped off by her mom
>she’s in a tight tank top and some extremely short shorts
>oh my gawd
>start getting boner
>wearing gym shorts
>pretend I left something in the house
>go inside and do pushups until boner goes away (seriously this works)
>go back outside
>sister says “anon why are you so sweaty?”
>tell her to fuck off
>jenna laughs
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>>549854645
>we’re gonna be there for 3 days + 2 nights
>we all pile in the car
>it’s a suv with three rows of seats
>dad’s driving, mom’s in the front seat
>sister and jenna take the 2nd row of seats
>I have the back to myself
>sister is in seat directly in front of me
>jenna is seated diagonally from me
>we start driving
>its about 4 hours to the beach
>put on headphones, start to drift off
>sleep for maybe 2 hours
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>>549854721
>eventually wake up and open my eyes
>see jenna looking at me
>for a very brief instant I see her green eyes
>she sees that I woke up and quickly turns her head back around
>that was kind of strange but I think nothing much of it
>look out the window listening to music for a while
>at one point I look back over and see jenna turn her head back quickly again
>wasshelookingatmeagain???
>whatever, people get caught looking at other people all the time
>doesn’t ever necessarily mean anything
>finally we arrive at the beach house
>we rented it from a family friend who owns it
>3 bedrooms
>ocean front
>kinda nice but nothing all that special
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>>549854790
>parents get one room, sister and jenna sharing one
>I get my own
>mine is more secluded from the other two
>I like my privacy
>suddenly glad billy got sick
>we all get changed and decide to go down to the beach
>I put on bathing suit
>jenna comes out in a neon blue bikini
>dat cleavage
>dat midriff
>she’s got her navel pierced
>have to go do more pushups
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>>549854871
>we get down to the beach right in front of the beach house
>I immediately go in the water to hide any possible boner I would get from looking at jenna
>her and my sister throw down some towels and lay there tanning
>dgaf what my parents were doing
>my hands start to prune up eventually so I go back onto the beach
>lay towel down maybe 10 feet away from sister and jenna
>unsure how close to get without being weird
>unsure if that even makes sense to think about
>lying there in the sun
>after a few minutes hear sister and jenna talking about going for a walk down the beach
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is anyone even reading or should i keep going?
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I'm reading keep going
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>>549855058
Keep going.
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Keep it going. lol ahah
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>>549854618
>kind of a loser,
Yeah, we all are.
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go on
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>>549855058
keep on going
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>>549855058
lurking
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>>549854952
>they get up and start walking
>as they pass by me jenna says “you aren’t coming anon?”
>this is maybe the fifth time she’s ever directly spoken to me
>this is my chance to make her think im cool
>stutter out “uh..n-n-naw Im gonna chillax here”
>what the fuck did I just say
>jenna smiles and says “ok”
>they keep on walking
>watch jenna’s ass as they walk away
>her ass is just the right size
>not too large
>not too flat
>perfect white girl ass
>suddenly she turns around and looks back
>no idea if she was looking at me (sunglasses)
>turn away quick anyways
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>>549855207
>don’t dare look back until im sure they’ve walked a ways down the beach
>lay there thinkin bout stuff for a while
>start to get too hot so I go back in the water
>go out fairly far, the water is up at my chest
>looking back towards the shore
>see jenna and sister walking back
>they get to their towels
>sister lays down
>see jenna say something to her real quick
>she puts her sunglasses down on the towel
>jenna starts coming out into the water
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Can you skip to the part where you don't fuck and die a virgin? I have things to do
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>>549855284
>she sees me
>starts approaching me
>oh god what do I do
>lift my feet up and start treading water for some reason
>she gets within 5 feet of me
>says “hey anon”
>say “hey”
>awkward silence for a few seconds
>trying very hard to think of something to say
>nothing comes to mind
>thankfully she speaks up
>”you should have came for our walk with us”
>say “oh sorry”
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>>549855342
>immediately realize how beta that sounded
>stop treading water
>she says “haha don’t worry about it, nothing special happened anyways”
>then she pinches her nose and goes under the water
>comes back up after a moment
>her hair is wet
>her skin is glistening
>already bonered up real nice at this point
>she says “the water feels so nice”
>goes back under the water again
>stays under for a few seconds longer
>then she comes up right in front of me
>she’s less than a foot away from me
>wipes the water from her eyes and we make eye contact
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>>549854952
I'm here op
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>>549855417
>its very bright outside but her eyes shine forth
>she smiles at me, teeth and everything
>can’t help it, look down at her lips for a moment
>then look back up at her eyes
>realize she just saw me do that
>she laughs quietly then goes back under the water
>the water is murky but I can barely see her angle herself to start to swim back towards the shore
>as she does this she grazes her ass against my crotch
>still feels amazing through two layers of material
>was still hard, she definitely felt it
>watch her swim away for a moment
>turn around and face out towards the ocean waiting for my boner to dissipate
>takes a while
>never been touched like that before
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>>549855537
im waiting op
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>>549854618
Didn't read OP but just came to say I know that girl.
Fucking creepy as fuck seeing people I know on here. Never happened before now im fucking creeped out.
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>>549855537
lurk lurk
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>>549855537
cmon
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>>549855537
>finally I’m able to go back up on the beach
>we had been out there for probably two hours at that point
>everyone had had enough sun
>we go back inside
>everyone showers
>parents are taking us out to some restaurant for dinner
>jenna comes out in this tight yellow shirt and similar shorts to what she was wearing that morning
>her breasts are popping out
>god damn she’s so hot it should be illegal
>we get to the restaurant
>they seat us in one of those round booths with a table in the middle
>parents slide in first
>I slide in next
>jenna slides in next to me
>sister on the outside
>booth is kind of cramped with five people but it works
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>>549855537

Don't have a heart attack just yet plz
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We all are op, type faster.
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>>549855783
>at first there are maybe 6-8 inches of space between me and jenna
>her hair is still barely damp from the shower
>we place our orders
>my parents are making small talk
>asking jenna about school, what colleges she’s looking at, etc
>basic type of conversation
>glance over at jenna
>realize she’s gotten a little bit closer to me
>only maybe 4 inches from me now
>hadn’t even seen her move over or anything
>try to ignore it, don’t want to read too much into it for no reason
>our food comes
>we start eating
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keep it coming bruh.
>inb4 floor dinosaur song lyrics
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Holy shit get to the point op
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>>549854618
>>kind of just acknowledges me, never really says much to me other than a brief “hey”

She know. She can feel your creepy vibes on her, that's why.
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>>549855740

Reverse image search says her name is donia. Is that correct?
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>>549855864
>conversation is still flowing like normal
>jenna reaches her hand down to adjust her shorts
>pulls down on them a bit
>adjusts her body
>when she settles she is even closer to me
>no more than 2 inches separating us
>can’t do pushups right now
>luckily nobody is looking under the table
>then she moves her leg over a bit
>it comes into contact with mine
>her skin feels so soft
>my body freezes
>I drop my fork
>it rattles against the plate loudly
>fumble trying to pick it back up again
>jenna leaves her leg there, doesn’t move it away
>sister tries to be a smartass
>tells me “you dropped your fork”
>just sigh and try to stay calm
>jenna giggles
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>>549854618
I lived two houses down from the girl in OPs pic... I know all her personal accounts like twitter and shit if y'all want it
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>>549855958

yes please
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>>549855943
Yeah. Fuck. I went to highschool with her. Fucking weird.
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>>549855947
>still doesn’t move her leg from mine
>we stay like that for the rest of the meal
>finally we are ready to go
>as we are getting out of the booth jenna presses her thigh into mine as she gets up
>intentional?.png
>we get back to the beach house
>its getting dark by now
>parents had brought some movie for us to watch
>don’t remember what it was but it sucked
>there’s a 3-person couch and two chairs in the den
>go to bathroom before movie starts
>when I get back parents are each in the chairs
>sister on one end of the couch
>jenna in middle of couch
>only one spot open for me
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>>549855958
prove it
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>>549855958
Bullshit. Neither you or OP has ever seen that girl IRL, you've just gotten her picture for, somewhere on the internet.
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>>549855947
if youre trolling here, OP, i have to commend you on your writing ability.
If youre not, then you are seriously the luckiest beta ever
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>>549856039
lurking like a lurker
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Hurry up OP we dont got all night mate
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>>549856039
>jenna smiles at me as I sit down
>obviously I anticipate she’ll try some more subtle moves during the movie
>surprisingly nothing happens
>in retrospect I guess its hard when in plain view like that
>like I said movie sucked
>movie ends
>its about 9:30
>parents like to go to bed early
>they go to bed
>sister and jenna are both tired from being in the sun so much today
>I kinda am too
>everyone goes to their respective bedrooms
>strip down to my boxers
>turn off light
>get into bed
>try to go to sleep but can’t
>keep thinking about jenna
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He cums during the movie.

Atleast I hope he does, I have to go to work soon
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>>549856230
>the sensation of her ass on mine in the water at the beach
>the smoothness of her leg
>tossing and turning
>have boner the whole time
>after maybe two hours I hear faint footsteps
>they stop outside my door
>hear the knob start to turn
>it creaks silently
>pretending to be asleep
>hear a voice whisper my name
>”anon?”
>do nothing
>hear whisper again, a bit louder this time
>”anon?”
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>>549856323
nah this motherfucker is trolling us this is unreal.
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>>549856323
we are only half way there guise. but it's worth it.
>I give in to curiousity
>turn over
>its dark but I can tell by her silhouette that its jenna
>my heart starts to pound against my chest
>whisper “whats up?”
>she says “were you awake still?”
>say “yes” even though I was pretending I wasn’t
>she says “I can’t sleep and your sister is snoring”
>she does snore like a fat piece of shit
>jenna comes in and closes the door behind her
>she’s wearing this thin white spaghetti strap
>can feel my heartbeat in my cock
>she sits on the side of my bed
>im too apprehensive to move a muscle
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>>549856323
faster
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>>549856323
Jesus OP after this much writing if this ends with Jenna being the loch ness monster I will stab you
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>>549856371
I can almost smell the disappointment.
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>>549856323
aka every virgin fantasy
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i think i kinda love jenna right now and would fight op for her
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>>549856449
topkek
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>>549856371
u never know
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>>549856371

most likely but hey a good read so far just be prepared for the end
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>>549856458
im just waiting for that '>open the door, >get on the floor.'
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>>549856323
troll, this never happens unless you're 6
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>>549856468
yep i couldnt agree more
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>>549856462
hahahahaha
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>>549856449
i'm anticipating this
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>>549856406
>im too apprehensive to move a muscle
>she says “so it was funny when you dropped your fork at dinner huh?”
>oh god she’s referencing it
>mumble “yeah I guess im clumsy”
>she giggles quietly
>scoots herself further onto the bed
>I’m still laying down
>she asks “was it because of me?”
>as she asks this she lays down on top of the covers right next to me
>have to control my breathing so I don’t sound like a hyperventilating retard
>surely she can hear my heart pounding
>can’t even respond to her question
>just give an almost imperceptible nod
>again its dark in there but I can tell she’s looking into my eyes
>she starts to move her face in towards me
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>>549854618
She's horsefaceish but hey, why not, she's better looking than anyone that would touch me....

Object of MY fantasies too. Omnom.
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Of course this isnt true
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A: They don't have sex
B: She dies
C: Dinosaur

place your bets
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>>549856406
>inb4 dinosaur
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>>549856449
i promise you it doesn't end like that.
>puts her lips against mine
>they are so soft
>take a deep breath in
>she does the same
>suddenly i'm aware of her hallowed fragrance
>start kissing her back
>she places her hand on my cheek
>god even her hands are soft
>god her whole body must be soft
>she starts kissing me harder
>my head starts rushing
>my cock grows even harder
>she rolls over on top of me
>feel the pressure of her crotch on mine
>she definitely feels my boner pushing up against her
>she’s still on top of the covers
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>>549856624
even if this is real, will be a for sure, op sounds like a massive beta
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>>549856406
>sitting there solid and anxious
>"anon, i felt your boner earlier"
>eyes widen and stay silent
>"i have one too, wanna see?"
>jenna pulls down strap and reveals monster cock
>sword fight
>good night
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>>549856651
so intense
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>>549856568
this so never happened
OP is a faggot
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>>549856696
kek
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>>549856043
>>549856094
I literally lived two doors down from her. We went to the same school in Honolulu. Radford Rams pride. Won't disclose her address cuz she still lives there
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>>549856624
B, then A.
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>>549856696

Fuck you OP
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did you suck it op
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>>549854618
OP if this is acctually Jenna

then damn....... i would climb mountains for a night with her
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>>549856696
this would be an appropriate end
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>>549856696


I came
I fapped
I came
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>>549856624
20 bucks on B just for the hell of it
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We are all fag
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>>549856696
almost died
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>>549856624
im going with C
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>>549856696
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>>549856651
>puts her hands on either side of my head
>leaning down and kissing me
>after a minute I feel her tongue against my lips
>she slowly slides it into my mouth until it touches my tongue
>it almost feels like a tickle on my tongue
>feelssogoodtho
>kind of just rub my tongue against hers, not really sure how to make out
>she doesn’t stop me or anything so it must be ok
>she starts pulling down on the covers
>pulls them down until they’re past her feet
>then pulls them back over her so that we’re both under the covers
>I then realize that she’s only wearing panties downstairs
>can feel her body heat
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>>549856624
B for me bruh
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>>549856624
D: Belaire
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>>549856757
Will verify this as true. Fucking creepy as fuck.
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>>549856827
>>549856624
all are incorrect.
>can also feel a considerable amount of heat coming off of her crotch
>her pussy must be warm
>feels good on my cock
>it makes my cock flutter
>we’re still making out
>things start getting more passionate
>suddenly we hear footsteps outside the door
>we both freeze
>she pulls up
>immediately jumps off of me
>bathroom is right outside my room
>someone walks into it
>can see them turn the light on from the light shining through the bottom of the door
>we are both as silent as can be
>looking at each other hoping that nobody catches us
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>>549856760
Check the ID you king of cancer
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haha, good one OP.
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Fuck, OP I'd posting so fast and yet I have to go to work.
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Copypasta
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Op has done it again

when Capatcha is help trolllen
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>>549856907
>hear someone peeing
>then the flush
>light gets turned off
>footsteps away from the bathroom now
>the footsteps fade away
>we both breathe a sigh of relief
>she says “shit that was close”
>say “I know”
>we both understand she has to get back
>she quietly turns my door handle
>steps out of my room
>closes door behind her
>now im left alone with my seething boner
>have to masturbate after something like that
>masturbate
>stay awake for several more hours
>eventually fall asleep
>next day
>wake up
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>>549856969
top kek
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>>549856891
You grad from Radford too?
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>>549856907
>all are incorrect
>A is incorrect
way to spoil your own story, OP
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>>549857013
Yurp. Fuck Sunday. That nigga didn't give a shit about us.
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>>549856976
what a fucking joke
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>>549856624
Dinosaur is goin to come in
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>>549856976
>parents have made breakfast
>go out to kitchen and sit down at the table
>jenna and my sister are both sitting there already
>as I sit down I make brief eye contact with jenna
>so much is said during the course of this momentary glance between us
>we both look away so as to not arouse suspicions
>eat breakfast
>we had all planned on spending the whole day down on the beach today
>get dressed to go down there
>today jenna comes out in a neon green bikini
>matches her eyes
>just plain sexy
>as we’re leaving my mom gives everyone sunscreen to put on
>sister says “I don’t need that, it makes my skin feel weird.”
>mom pushes her to put some on
>sister refuses
>okthen.gif
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>>549857031
Could still be his mom or sister instead of Jenna
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>>549855947

>can't do pushups right now

mfw
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whole thing is a wet dream, anon wakes up in puddle of spunk...still beta fag
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>>549857074
>>549857031
maybe i was lying ;)
>open the door
>get on the floor
lol jk
>we spend most of the day down at the beach
>jenna and my sister laying on their towels sunbathing
>I spend a lot of time in the water hiding my boner again
>can’t keep my mind off last night
>hours pass
>by now its late afternoon
>sun starting to make its descent
>we pack it up and start moving back inside
>once we get inside its clear that my sister is very sunburnt
>her skin turned red almost all over
>she should have put on the sunscreen
>everyone else is just fine
>we shower up again
>jenna changes into a yellow tank top and some short purple shorts
>parents are cooking dinner tonight
>I think my mom made spaghetti but can’t remember for sure
>we sit at the table to eat dinner
>yes jenna was seated next to me again
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>>549857147
>during dinner she presses her leg against mine again
>drop my fork again
>wait for my sister to make some comment
>she’s too exhausted/sunburnt to say much of anything
>we spend the rest of the evening watching tv, just lounging around
>evening comes
>its about 9:30 again
>sister is miserable from the sunburn lol
>she goes to bed
>parents go not long after
>this leaves me and jenna sitting out on the couch
>we sit there in silence with the tv on for a minute
>starts to get very tense
>after a few minutes we don’t hear anything from anyone else in the house
>sometimes silence is very loud
>without saying a word jenna straddles me
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>>549857147
So it's the spaghetti ending. I should have known.
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>>549857147
>spagetti

lost hard
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>>549857054
Agreed fuck that guy you class 2014? He's only been principle for so long
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>>549857147
confirmed spaghetti story
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>>549857147
>spaghetti

Pack it up lads the story is over, 0/10 sage and report.
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>>549856943
live email i will send to You rest of this story
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>>549856760
hello newfriend
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>>549857147
>I think my mom made spaghetti but can’t remember for sure
It begins
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>>549857293
>report
>kek

for what?
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>>549857228
>she looks into my eyes for a moment then leans in and starts kissing me
>immediately we are making out again
>commence boner extension
>boner extends in record time
>she wraps her arms around my neck
>starts kissing me deeper
>my hands are on her thighs
>so smooth, so flawless, her skin is immaculate
>instinctively want to feel more of her
>hesitantly start to reach my right hand up to sneak a feel of her breast
>only lightly touching it with my fingertips
>don’t wanna freak her out
>she puts her hand against mine pressing it into her breast harder
>okthen
>then she moves my hand away
>pulls away from our kiss
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>>549857147
Do you just walk around permanently erect? Judging by your story you seem to be erect for 90% of the day.. Lol
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>>549857293
>sage
>not sage
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>>549857147
>spaghetti

Ok this is pretty weird. I clicked the post to point out mom's ominous spaghetti and the word was already typed.
am confus.
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>>549857291
Nope, 2013. Graduated with that other shit stain left halfway through and didn't tell anyone he was quitting. Made things unnecessarily difficult and almost fucked up our graduation.
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You all fucking fail. This girl is a model named Donia Idrissi. Learn to internet.
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>>549857293
i actually didnt spot that. I pray to jesus or whoever else is listening that youre wrong, though
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Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
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>>549857380
>looks at me while she reaches her hands down to the bottom of her tank top
>starts to pull it off
>put my hands on hers to stop her
>implore “what if someone comes out?”
>she pulls her tank top off anyways
>her breasts are revealed
>just like the rest of her they are perfect
>noticeable tan lines
>throws it to the side on the couch
>she says “I don’t care” and quickly presses her lips against mine again
>fuck that was hot
>reach both my hands up and feel both of her breasts
>this makes her moan discretely
>god they’re smooth
>run her nipples between my fingers
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>>549857303
Really? Thanks man.
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The thing that always bothered me was when he came inside her
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>>549857473
e mail man ;)
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>>549857421
Welcome newfriend.
If you mark something and then click to reply, the marked part is quoted
lurk more faggot
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>>549857459
>she reaches down and pulls my shirt off
>presses her tits against me
>so warm
>my cock pulsates against her
>she must have felt it because she pulls away from our kiss and starts to tug down on my shorts
>I help her get them off
>a bit shy to have my cock out but its too late to turn back now, even for a beta like me
>boner pops out
>she smiles and puts her hand on it
>it jumps at her touch
>she starts slowly and lightly stroking it up and down
>starts making out with me again
>feels really really good
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>>549857426
Yeah that faggot left our school to get a higher position in the DOE or some bullshit. Crazy to run into a ram on /b/ though. Haven't in my years on here... Shoots bro good luck in life
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seriously is this even real? OP no deliver
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>>549857459
>"i don't care"

btch please, what is this a movie ?
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>>549857590
You too dude. You too.
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>>549857427
I already posted her Instagram and Twitter you jackass
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copy pasta, seen this like 10+ times
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If u think this is real u r fuck in the fucking head
Good story but
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Losing interest. Shit is taking too long. This lame story is soo drawn out must be troll.
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>>549857581
>after a minute of this she takes her hand off
>gets up off me and stands up
>slides her shorts and panties off in one swift motion
>as she stands there I take in the beatific vision of her nude body
>she gets back on top of me
>starts making out with me again
>her pussy is on my cock
>the heat coming off of it is unreal
>only serves to make me harder
>she starts grinding her pussy against my cock
>can feel some wetness
>tv is still playing quietly in the background
>she stops kissing me
>presses her forehead against mine
>looking straight into my eyes
>she reaches down and takes my cock in her hand
>lifts herself up a bit
>lifts my cock up
>oh my god I’m about to lose my virginity
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does no one seriously know this pasta...smh
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It's pasta.
Either that, or OP made this thread a few years ago.
9/10 story anyways
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>>549857702
>If u think this is real u r fuck in the fucking head
Back to school you go!
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>>549856976
You heard someone peeing and flush but you didn't hear any water running or hand washing? Fucking nasty niggers.
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>>549857741
premature i know it will be
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>>549857641
Grills take a lot of cues from movies dude.

I was fucking a chick who was in law school. Super no-baby career wanabe girl with a hyper religous family.

Didn't like the brand of condom that I was using so she told me to take it off. About to cum in her, tell her, she says "I don't care." Horny girls really don't give a fuck.
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>>549856624
Dinosaur pasta in bel-air
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>>549857741
>Hear something in the room
>it's mum
>ohfuck.jpg
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur
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>>549857741

premature ejaculation, she laughs, you die.

>an alcohol
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>>549857834
I am become kek, kekker of keks
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>>549857847
Na, this is all a ruse. Theres nothing left t the story
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>>549857746
pasta ffs this is why i never read story threads
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>>549857909
new topkek
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>>549857909
i will kill you
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>>549857909
not even slightly succedsful.
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>>549857909
Yea buddy that only works when we think you aren't a cunt, everyone here already knew you were a faggot.
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>>549857909
I just died a little inside
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>>549857909
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>549857909
fuck sake
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>>549857909
blah... story was good troll is bad
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>>549857909

Fuck you faggot
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>>549857909
are you seriously gonna do that?
Cause I will fuck your mother.
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>>549857909
*slow clap*
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>>549857909
>2014
>originality

pick juan.
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>>549857909
u wot m9
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>>549857909
Fag
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>>549857909

>0/10
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>>549857909
oh gosh no one ever expected that

but nice story anyways
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>>549857909
lol jks
ily /b/
>she’s still looking into my eyes
>feel the head of my cock come into contact with her pussy
>its still radiating warmth
>the head of my cock starts to slide inside her
>as it goes in she almost impulsively kisses me hard
>gradually she slides down onto my cock
>her pussy is tight
>a whole lot warmer than I would have anticipated
>its inconceivably pleasurable
>as she takes the last of my cock inside of her she lets out a quiet moan
>we both know we can’t be loud
>I’m all the way inside her pussy
>she starts gliding up and down slowly while making out with me
>its almost too much for me to handle
>can’t believe im in this situation
>feel her pussy getting wetter
>clinching my cock inside her
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>>549857702
>good story but

Ausfag detected
>>
did she swallow?
>>
gimme back my 5 internetz
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>>549857909
Op wins!
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>>549857964
>succedsul.
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>>549857909
fuck me.
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>>549857909
Meh too sudden 2/10 ending 8/10 Story
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>>549857909
cmon you could have at least made her die it would have been at least a little less predictable
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>>549858013
hahahah you all got fake troll'd ;)
>she starts picking up the pace a bit
>breathing gets heavier
>can tell she wants to moan but is forcing herself to stay quiet
>she’s still letting out these whispering moans if that makes sense
>the mood becomes almost frantic
>I feel her breasts again
>run my hands along her and they settle on her sides
>I can’t last much longer under these conditions
>she starts fucking me even faster
>I’ve just about reached my limit
>put my hands on her hips and try to lift up while I say “stop” through heavy breaths
>she grabs my hands and forces them up above my head, holding them tightly
>gazes into my eyes
>holy shit she wants me to cum inside her
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>>549857909
fuck you op
still nice story
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>>549857909
I was really hoping for a Belaire or a spaghetti
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>>549858013
this mofo
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>>549858013
OH THANK GOD
DONT YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, OP
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>>549857567
thanks old friend. Also how would lurking more help me learn that? lurking = not posting. I'd actually have to post more to learn that, not lurk more.
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>>549858106
wasn't funny open I almost put my rat in the microwave out of anger
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>>549858147
topkek.
OP is mastur troll
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>>549856568
Finish or I swear to god I will set fire to your head
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>>549858197
Stop shitposting and continue
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>>549855058
You should type it as an actual story so I don't have to read your retarded maymay text bullshit
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>>549858106
>holy shit she wants me to cum inside her
real girls usually do want you to cum in them op

>porn isn't real

>girls arent fond of facials
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>>549858197

continue you fucking cancer.
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>>549858106
been a lovely time with you my /b/rothers.
only one paste left.
enjoy ;)
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>>549858106
that troll was magnific
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>>549858324
hurry the fuck up faggot
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>>549858296
>>porn isn't real
I don't believe you
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>>549858324
here comes the final troll
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>>549858106
>my muscles constrict
>feel my cum rising up out of my balls
>she suddenly slows down and starts thrusting down onto me slowly but deep
>god damn the pleasure
>my cock erupts inside her
>as I start cumming she tightens her pussy around my cock
>my legs are trembling
>trying so hard to stay quiet
>she’s kissing me hard
>I must have been cumming for 20 seconds
>orgasm starts to subside
>she stops thrusting
>I stay inside her
>we just look at each other taking each other in
>she bites her lip
>tells me she’s still horny
>we get up, gather our clothes, and quietly go back to my room
>fuck her again immediately
>then once more a few hours later
>afaik nobody ever learned about it
>she’s still friends with my sister to this day
the end faggots
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Omg op I'm on the edge of cumming and I can't wait.
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>>549857446
>capture it
is that even a question?
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>>549858324

>;)

inb4 master ruse
>>
Bamp for hopeful justice
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>>549858405
9/10 story, fake troll makes it a worthy 10/10

OP still a faggot, at least no virgin faggot anymore
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>>549858405
are you still friends with her? do you still fuck her in the pussy
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>>549858405
no contact anymore?
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>>549858405
was that the only time you fucked her or did it contiunue after that ?
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>>549858405
if you dont fuck eachother still then u r a faget confirmed op.
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>>549858405
and your beta ass hasnt fucked her again after that I bet. you probably went back to playing world of warcraft and jacking it to tranny porn.
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>>549858405
Bravo, OP, the best I've read in a loooong time. If this really happened, I envy you, brother.

Thanks for not ruining it with the same shit all the 13-year olds seem to enjoy so much.
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>>549858405
holy shit OP.
can we have some sort of epilogue? what's youre relationship like now? did she ever talk about it again?
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>>549858405
that's it?
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>>549858324
thans OP
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>>549858509

>do you still fuck her in the pussy
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damn i was just thinking about how much i need to quit coming to /b/, epic greentext right in the face
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>>549855537
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>>549858509
I FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.
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>>549858013
This damn nigga
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>>549858405
OK now pictures
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And I came
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9/10
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>>549858640
kek
>>
Op did well, +1 fedora tip
>>
OP gonna continue this?
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>>549858769
that's all i got sorry
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>>549858405
Thank you OP, had a nice fap.
>>
would read again
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>>549858640
do you really though? how long ago was this story?
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>>549858405
Just lovely :)
>>
Fake and gay.
OP is not virgin, though.
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>>549858405
You're good.
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>>549858814
did anybody screencap this or should i do it?
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>>549859054
go right ahead, this is one for the archives.
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>>549859054
>>
Its a nice story. love it
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Here we go with this repost pasta sauce. Hue hue at OP trying to be OC.
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>>549859054
Do it.
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>>549858183
kek
>>
Simply impressive. Whether its fake or not it was pleasure reading it. 10/10
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>>549859265
thanks /b/ro
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>>549858814
Good Job OP
Actually enjoyed that
>>
10/10
>>
Lol, I'm raiding in wow and I fucking stopped caring about my norm soo to read this story mid bossfight

thx OP
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>>549859298
fuck i laughed out loud so hard at the fake troll ahaah, 10/10 motherfucker
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>>549859054
why does no screenshot extensions work on 4chins...
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>>549855303
kek
>>
>>549859529
this day shall be known as the day /b/ was impressed by OP (who's still, unmistakenly a faggot)
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>>549859298
Good story
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>>549859547
relax buddy I'll do it.
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>>549855740
That happened me as well once
On fucking /s/ of all places
Was a clothed pic though, a you love you loose thread. Now that felt weird
>>
I've read this before. There's no superuser ending, he gets laid and then noting happens. go to bed children
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>>549859785
The name is Cpt.Hindsight devourer of cocks
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>>549858013
>Be me
>Think we got trolled again
>Fap anyway to it
>Cum
>See this

I will kill you, OP.
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10/10 thread OP.

I thought it was all over at the spaghetti part, but you did good.
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>>549859662
okok, remember to get the trolls and reactions :)
please send finished product to
[email protected]
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>>549857383
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>>549854618
good, now post dick or GTFO
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>>549857147
GADDAHM PSGHETTI
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>>549858405
Not bad, OP.
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>>549856406

>she does snore like a fat piece of shit
>>
I've seen that image before on something completely different.... Troll
>>
God damn it OP, just read this whole story out loud to friends and family expecting a great ending. Rood, 0/10 would not read again
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>>549858405
Pretty much an identical thing happened to me.

>be 34
>5'2
>outside one day, on the bus
>see total 9/10, brown hair, cute face
>with this older woman who looks about 40
>the 9/10 catches me staring, I swear she smiles after turning away to look out the window
>thoughts start racing as I look at the back of her head
>start sweating, little bit of pre cum, nothing that shows through my pants though
>tired of being beta, work myself up into alpha mindset.
>I make the preparations - write my number on a stiff tissue, ensure erection is safely secured under belt, quickly eat a mint
>walk straight over to the 9/10, make sure to look her in the eye, wide smile
>say "hi there, you look so beautiful, I'm anon. here's my number, call me if you want to have some fun and take this to the next level"
>try to hand her my number
>that 40yr old woman with her gives me the dirtiest look, and snatches my number away before the 9/10 can take it
>suprised, I say "w-why did you do this?" to the 40yr old
>she just says "Get away from my daughter, now"
>I mutter back, "but I was only..."
>she interrupts and angrily spits "she's 11 years old, what the hell were you thinking? If you don't leave us alone now I'll call the police and tell the driver to keep you here"
>I'm literally stunned
>whatacockblockingbitch.mp4
>I feel my cheeks turning red
>I silently move back to my seat, the whole bus is looking at me now
>I hear someone whisper "...and he looks like a used Q-tip"
>spend the rest of the bus ride looking at the floor, thinking how great my life with the 9/10 could have been

Feelsbadman
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>>549854952
>at the beach
>salt water
>hands prune up
This is fake
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>>549860580
pic related
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>>549860653
>ZzenpvIP
You look like one
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>>549859130
http://4archive.org/b/thread/549854618
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>>549856624
C
>>
I shed a manly tear of win for you OP. You go little fella.
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today op was not a faggot
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>>549859298
got pics of the chick? im fucking curious
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>>549857909
>>
10/10
Liked the Dino ending better faggot
Update us on how you and her are now.
Did you have said secks again and continue to do or did she drop you like the gay you are
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>>549856406
>can feel my heartbeat in my cock

kek´d
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>>549855058
since it's copypasta no you ginormous faggot
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8/10 would read again
thanks
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Done, have it folks.
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>>549858405
OP I commend you on a fucking wonderful story that didn't end in spaghetti.
You have reminded me what it feels like to lust after somebody, and even more significantly, you have re-inspired in me a love for young girls.
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>>549861346
thanks, now i can leave this thread freely
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>>549861170
you 4 rl?
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>>549856624
Loch Ness
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>>549861346
can you make one including reactions?
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>>549861974
Can't be bothered.
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Cold pasta was delicious OP was nota fag.
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>>549861346
thanks dude
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>>549856696
top kek
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